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Do foxes get mad if you cum on their tails?

>>45399293
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Mine.

Reminder, all femdomfags will alp and most likely rope themselves when the portals open

>>45399217
Vampire couldn't turn down her brother aksing her for help when he's under attack by aliens and monsters.

>>45399419
All dragons are dorks and you can't convince me otherwise.

>>45399485

>>45399447
Sex with beautiful surprise wife

>>45399498
Monogamous relationship with smokewife!

Stupid stray cat tries to give me toxoplasmosis, I spray her with the hose.

Put cats in their place.

>Chesh when she leaves a box of chocolates addressed to anon at his house when his hebi wife is home

>>45399560
Toxoplasmosis is your only right and privilege as a human male.

>>45399483
So undead alps?

>>45399483
More like they’ll become man babies and stay in cribs majority of the time while sucking on their wives’s titties.

>>45399593
If only we were so lucky.

>malef daughter always gets annoyed when she returns from the Council of Evil and I ask her how the larp session went
>so of course I do it every time

>>45399606
>no more tears
>no more trying
>only mommas milk now

>>45399593
No they'll most likely be burning in hell
This guy too >>45399608

>>45399483
anon, why do u wanna start shit already?

>>45399498
>yeah, i live with you now.
>and since i live with you, we're basically married.
>and since we're married, isnt it my duty as your wife to fuck your brains out?

>>45399634
You can’t do anything against BIG MOMMA.

Does YOUR wife have cool final boss music? Mine does. Has she ever sang her own to herself while fucking you?

>>45399667
ah yes the queen of wurms
imagine how soft she'd be

>>45399676
I was more thinking of Miss Wock she fits more of the description of BIG MOMMA.

choco monsters are better than normal one

>>45399712
>the final frontier of mommy fetish
>unbirth

>>45399667
I bet I could take her.

>>45399720
can u fuck off, it aint funny

>>45399718
you could have not recoloured the mushroom

>>45399712
thing is big momma is the queen of wurms, she also makes wines and has wurm guarding it
>>45399729
I didn't make it, It was from last thread

>>45399718
She looks more like a beetle now I can’t unsee it.

>>45399712
There's literally a big shot Wurm nicknamed "Big Mama" in canon though.

>>45399667
>POV: you have drawn aggro

>>45399726
Sorry, it's just wocks thing.

>That one mg artist that moved to the us so he started drawing uncensored pussies.
>But they look horrible and now ruin his pictures.

>>45399534
Quickly seeing through a young nurarihyon's magic
Getting more visits from smoke brat
Slow burn romance with smoke brat gf
Growing closer and becoming more tempted to follow along with smoke gf
Monogamous relationship with smoke wife

>>45399742
Ah, though anon you should know not everyone knows every reference or story in existence.

>>45399748
it aint. now leave

>>45399744
just finger real quick then run when she cums

>>45399759
Did I get it wrong? Anons have called her big fat vore monster for months here.

>>45399780
>Anons
It's just one extremely persistent shitposter.

>>45399780
>Anons

>>45399744
i think the wurm fin ears are cute, they flap when they are happy sometimes and often turn real red when they are embarrassed

>>45399643
Femdom is a poison that mocks natures perfection

>>45399780
It's true that wocks are canonically into all of the /d/ fetishes but people don't want to talk about that here.

>>45399780
That is literally one anon, though it is funny there is literally giantess vore art of her still up on deviantart. So the whole meme of her being that has physically manifested through art.

>>45399789
same with sahuagins

giving ms fairy a moustache ride

>>45399418
Long hair yeti-san is cool

>>45399805
would you date the piranha sahuagins?,

You're scaring the dormouse with this talk...

>>45399829
Sounds like a Sahu-Ghoul hybrid.

>>45399833
no, it would be more lie a redcap like since when they smell either blood or semen, they will come in force to rape, and nibble on their target, quickly leaving him in a state perfect for raping

>>45399829
>Jump into sahuagin pond
>A bunch of piranaguins (not penguins) surface
>Do that thing where only their eyes and top of head are visible above the surfac
>All staring at you in that blank, vacant way (as sahuagins do)
>Eye heads start bobbing towards you
>If it weren't so cute, you'd be swimming away

>>45399843
redcaps look liked they'd be into biting. Imagine if they got known for tossing men into a stew to season their food.
Although I think that was more ogres thing?

>>45399851
thats how they get you, draw u in with their cutness and BAM, you are now the husband of 14 of them and half are already knocked up

>>45399718
Consider: Brown kej

>>45399864
better than the normal verison, make any monster not choco, choco, she will be 200% more fuckable

>>45399865
wight disagrees

>>45399869
gyaru wight is good

>>45399871
ojou wight is better

>>45399869
Wight can lick my ass

Nighound.

>>45399718
>>45399865
I wanted to make a chocolate Creeping Coin recolor and couldn't get it right, but Yerb delivered a cute one.

>>45399880
Do you really want her to drain your levels out through your ass?

>>45399884
u see my point? choco monsters are superior than most monsters

>>45399893
Oil Driller

>>45399864
We doing recolors?

fuck off

>So I'm a spaghetti kot, am I?
>Well, call me a tortellini, cause I need you to fill me up...
>...
>...
>OHGODI'MSOSORRYCHESHANDTHATCUPIDSAIDITWASAGOODPICKUPLINE-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>45399864
Big Dog.

>>45399918
Sounds more like she was taking advice from a Cheshire.

>>45399922
Oops didn’t mean to respond.

>>45399924
Chesh said it as a joke.
Cupid thought it was a genuinely good line (cause she's a dork)

>>45399918
I need a beeg jinko to swagger up to me, bungle the worst pick up line I have ever heard, and then fall to pieces immediately after

>>45399922
very cute

Milk.

>>45399943
Would you bully her for being a dork? Or pretend it worked and fall for her since she's cute?

>>45399909
You forgot to reply so nobody knows who you are talking about.

>>45399969
probably pet her on the head, give her a 'you tried', and then walk off.

>>45399960

>>45399918
i'd just look at her, if shes chubby I'm going out with her, if not I;d said you tried and wall off

>>45399918
>Jinko kabadons you
>"Hey, something is wrong with my phone. cause it hasn't got my number in it-aaaaah wait wait wait *autistic gibberish into total kot-atonic state*

https://twitter.com/suteta0569/status/1730536464726003948?s=20

>>45400031
>goes onto write edgy wuxia that has the main characters are u as the love interest and her the protag

Please do not make fun of Jinkos that get startled by tigers.

It looks like you're in a playful mood! How can I assist you today?

what would kiki using 100% of her power look like?

>>45399401

>>45400051
dual wielding ladles

>>45399918
>Jinko gets given another pickupline from chesh
>Walks up to anon unprompted while he's in the middle of a conversation with someon else
>"Did you just fart, cause you take my breath away!"
>silence
>jinko had to undergo a month of therapy to be seen in public again

>>45400047
Post senko, the only good monster girl.

>>45400069
What does Senkos' breast milk taste like?

winter is here

helplessly thrusting into a smug mamono's pussy as she further sends you into an aphrodisiac induced rut

>>45400090
Nobody knows, she only bottle feeds the MC. Sorry mommyfags.

>>45400064
>Anon is asleep and is in deep sleep
>His older kiki is sleeping as well when her ears catch some ruffians
>Sounds like a gaggle of werewolves and p'orcs who want to steal the food as well as steal the valuables.
>Dah, time for more maids for mastah
>Opens her drawers, pulls out the two ladles her mama gave her when she left the house 200 years and told her to use it only in emergencies
>Next morning, Anon is greeted by 3 werewolf maids and 4 porc maids with cartoonish bumps on their head along with his older kiki making sure that they behave

it appears the problem of centaur sex being literally just banging a horse has just been solved.

>>45400115
It's finally okay to admit I just want the back pussy?

>>45400115
>>45400115
i much rather have a normal centuar, that would look creepy without the clothes

>>45400124
You don't get a choice. This perfect creation has combined the speed of the four legged horse with the stamina of the endurance hunting man.

>>45400118
it's something to ponder when faced with a wall presenting a variety of monster girl ass

>>45400103
>he only bottle feeds the MC
y tho

>>45400134
go straight for hatter
if no hatter, then kakuen

>>45400137
nah the biggest would be bunny girl ass followed by the jiangshi ass

>>45400134
>wall presenting a variety of monster girl ass
Man, that's slutty.

>>45400127
she's a perfect human mimic.
(as long as you are angled perfectly infront of her)

we need a butt tier list to determine, on average, which monsters have got the best cake

>>45400150
I'd sample them all but most of them would just look human. So not those ones.

>>45400150
>the girls think it was a baking contest
well, who's got the best cake anon?!?!?

>>45400150
the domestic ones, i'd say

>>45400162
I hope cait sith butt is nice because I intend that to be on my face or my lap forever.

>>45400150
I think you just want an excuse to post butts. I can respect that.

>>45400150
Miss Centaur is cheating she’s got a horse’s ass making her’s the biggest.

>>45400150
>cake
?????

>>45400172
You can count the amount of anons that went to fuck a horse ass on one hand.

>>45400174
Another saying for ass I’m guessing you’re ESL anon.

>>45400178
i mean there was a few posts earlier saying exactly that when presented with human skin horse-part centaur

>>45400178
yeah, that's weird.
now ms whitehorn, on the other hand...

>>45400159
Best bakers?
>Demons are renowned for their hell's kitchen. Soul donuts are a must.
>Trolls incorporate floral elements into their baking. Their hands make for great kneading.
>Fairies of all types love baking, and can add detail like no other. Just be sure to keep them out of the sugar jar.
>Kikis and shogs are, as you'd expect, excellent at baking. From babka to outer space jelly.
>Pyrow has a baking wikwok where she shows hacks for one mug cakes
>Whitehorns are strong contenders. Their spiced pies are to die for on a cold night.

>>45400150
The royal or noble species have the most perfectly shaped hips and butts.

>>45400188
>forgetting the dragon pastry
How could you?

>>45400190
makes sense since they sit on their asses all day and eat lots of food

>>45400179
>Another saying for ass
since when?

>>45400190
>>45400192
Bottom heavy lolis are cheating

>>45400195
Wock is good at eating baked goods, not making them.
However, regular dragons and dragonnewts especially can be skilled at baking. The only problem is getting them out of their caves and gold piles and into the kitchen.

>>45400204
i dunno, 2005?
delicious cake, you must eat it, etc.

>>45400097
>stuck shivering and freezing
>monster bandits show up.
>They offer to "warm you up" inside their pussies
>actually get raped
>they also robbed your clothes
>now colder than when you started

>>45400206
wurms make good pies, their mama always teaches them how to make them

>>45400150
chesh butt is most unpredictable butt

Rabbits are, Rabbits are, Rabbits are, Rabbits are...

>>45400215
but its usually the smallest tho

>>45400214
>Not rock cakes
Bogie is upset

>>45400204
Like probably as way back as 2015 or so. It’s like the saying dumptruck if that makes sense to you.

>>45400198
They aren't overfed, it's all natural perfection. It's not just size, but the shape, smoothness, firmness and everything is simply flawless.

>>45400213
i must admit not the directiion i thought you were going with this.

>>45400115
>>45400145
Which gacha is this from?

>>45400206
dragons can't bake
they always set the temps too high

Need me some women with BEEG mana tanks

>>45400223
even wurms know that cute little humans have weak baby jaws and cant eat stones like wurms. so they learn to cook and even lactate at times if the man they like is hungry but she doesn't know how to cook yet

>>45400205
>The Loli of Wight
>Area of outstanding underage booty

I'm gonna buy a Wurm some kamyki brzeskie and see how she likes them.

>>45400231
I recommend squirting water in her face if she snaps off the temperature knob between her claws, or tries to speed things up with her fire breath.
Wyverns can bake, but will only do so for their dragoon.
Wurms we addressed as being good natured, but should stick to simple recipes.
Malefs are a lost cause. Shut them up with frosting so they don't distract you from baking.
Dragonnewts are great bakers.
Sallys and lizardmen can be duped into baking by first getting them interested in knives, then survival rations, and then finally baking protien brownies - the hobby will stick, trust me.

>>45400239
Rock cakes are a britsh desert. Very tough, but nice. I'm sure wurm would have no trouble eating one - or an actual rock.

>>45400231
thats how you make pizzas and pretzels

>>45400235
Do you mean the hats?

i wanna milk wurms like holsts.....

>>45400262
a circular dish of charcoal is endearing, but please don't make me eat it....

>>45400268
you just lower the cook time, high temps, low cook time, thats how they go those baked good out fast

Put me back together again you undead cow this isn’t funny anymore!

>>45400264
imagine the hugs

>Wurm is only able to articulate herself well when discussing rocks, rock recipes, etc

>>45400115
>>45400145
>>45400230
Nevermind I found it. It's from Book of Yog.

back to your scheduled hatter butt - mushrooms are one of your five a day.

which monsters will fall for my skibidi rizz as i talk about their gyatt ohios??

>>45400281
wurm knows rock like one knows their hand, they are a miners best friend, making sure you need not ever work in the mine again cause how rich you'll become

>>45400303
I don’t know William maybe a automaton since you’re already springlocked in a machine anyways you would match perfectly with her.

>>45400279
You just gotta do a few small things for her first...

>>45400312
Of course

supervillain duo with gremlin

>>45400328
gremlin mentioned nice

>>45400344
protect wavy smiles

I love it when they bring back side characters.

>>45400351
who?

Know the doll's embrace.

>>45400328
i'd prefer more of a rivalry

>>45400354
Truly living dolls need more love.

yeti (american)

>>45400344
source?

Fox mating?!

>>45400382
Good.

>>45400382
Looks like my mom if she had dark skin, I don’t like it.

>>45400397
You have a cute mom.

>>45400390
https://twitter.com/rariatoo/status/1730620342388068589

>>45400391

I'm gonna hire a loli Kiki and then bully her every day! I'm gonna be a cruel master to her and nobody will be able to stop me! I'm gonna do absolutely evil things to like... like tell her the tea she made me TASTES BAD!

>>45400222
Her ass changes size at will. It can be sleek and tight one minute, the next jiggly and bubbly, big but not too big. Blink while you are pounding her and you will be shocked at her states of transformation.

>>45400276
oh no she's going to optimize my crop rotations

>>45400391
Procreate with foxes.

>>45400442
I would if foxes were real

>>45400392
perfect for cuddling

>>45400451
>anon whose blood has catnip or magic mushroom-like effects on vampires
go on

>>45400452
American Yeti's have high level snuggling bonuses
Very hard to resist.

Sneks

>>45400381
>Find an abandoned broken doll in an alleyway
>Something comes over you
>You take it home
>Even though repairing a doll is something you've never done, you still feel compelled to try
>This is what you assumed would be a little side project you'd work on here and there
>But instead, you became strangely obsessive
>Research after study, you spent lots of time and money into fixing the doll
>It didn't go so well in the beginning
>But you got the knack of it before long.
>Even after the doll was repaired you kept at it
>It didn't sit right with you; merely fixing her up
>So you got her new clothes and accessories too
>And other small improvements; detailing, here and there
>At last, your work on her was finished
>She's come a long way from when you found her
>Her expression was still as neutral as ever
>Maybe you're imagining it but sometimes you swear she's smiling

>>45400451

>>45400463
Sneks?

>>45400501
SNEKS

>>45400518
sneks

>>45400530
... (sneks) ...

>>45400461
and also makes them very warm, perfect for luring in anons suffering from the cold debuff

>>45400537
Sneks?!

>>45400559
Sneks

>>45400530
snex

>>45400559
OK, I should post something that's not just a picture. Basilisks are good girls and deserve more love. I like shy but scary. Gotta be one of my favorite genders.

Newest of Annabelle
Please say something nice to her!

>>45400577
the ass was fat. i would like to see her cute little goat tail though

>>45400572
Basilisks are definitely quite nice. My favorite lamia outside of the standard one.

>>45400580
This is the second time this happens
Am sorry

>>45400577
Cute goat butt.

>>45400587
I like basilisks and medusae a lot--basilisks because I like any mamono with aphrodisiacs and medusae because they have so many cute pics.

>>45400571
Snex?

>>45400478
The TLC a doll deserves.

>>45400647
Of course if you spend that much time and energy on a living doll, she's going to want to return the favor and pamper you for a change.

>>45400633
you wouldn't

>>45399918
Staring uncomfortably at miss Jinko until she gets flustered and runs away! Filing a restraining order against her! Grimacing at her when I see her in public!

>>45400704
I would.

>>45400559
>boss, you can't keep paying me in tail coils...

>>45400669
>Gets a rather simple maid outfit to wear.
>Begins moving about the house when you're out and has even taken to learning how to cook.
>Its simple stuff at first, either simply microwaving meals or heating up leftovers for you to eat but eventually she's cooking simple dishes.
>Why, she's even taken to giving you massages and, while still seemingly sporting a neutral expression, she has started making small conversations with you about your hobbies or how your day went.

Before long she's going to offer dinner, a bath, or her.

>>45400723
she's paying you in exposure

I wanna finger a Jinko while she gives me a handjob.

>>45400704
>Horitomo
You're right, I wouldn't

I'm starting to think that angels aren't so pure after all.

>>45400738
>Gets PJs
>Climbs into bed with you and cuddles up to you
>Gets addicted to your body warmth
>Clings to you as often as possible.
>Still the same expression as ever
>But her voice is full of affection.

>>45400756
per the endangered species act you'll need to knock that off and get back to babymaking

Sleep with Kots

>>45400778
Thats the sort of girl you catch doing Expression practice in the mirror.
>Catch her one day.
>She's just looking into a hand mirror and you see her trying to smile, frown, look shocked.
>She's able to get the mouth movements but her eyes are always a bit 'lacking' in how they're always half-lidded.
>Its almost like she's pasted half an expression on her face
>But when you accidentally made a bit of noise you actually managed to surprise her enough to pull off a genuinely shocked face.
>Shame her embarrassed one was still 'flat'

if i pour mana into clown themed plushie will it become a bogey or a bogie?

>>45400788
What, they're gonna complain about oral too?

>>45400815
Yes

>>45400815
how you get a hybrid

You would all lose to refined elven seduction skills.

>>45400806

>>45400838
That priest dude suprisingly rolled high enough to resist her spell.

>>45400838
DORK

be wary of the !columbian rat girls, anon....

RADICAL SABBATH

>>45400866
oh hell yeah

Bug milk...

>>45400897
i'd like to see more monsters putting shed sahuagin scales to use

>>45400051
[spoilers for my challenge story]
You know that scene in every Rambo movie where just before the war starts he forges a big new knife?
>somebody steals Kiki's Mashtah
>a Kiki's pans are iron not demonsilver
>[loud forging noises]
>now AngryKiki has an iron longsword when every other mamono only has DS weapons
>OhShiiiit...

fox milk

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, bunyip fluff, it will keep you warm like few girls can.
Yetis hate her for this one simple trick!

>>45401045
does it taste like tofu or mofu?

>>45401056
How about birb for warmth?

>>45401080
Birb fluff is also acceptable

>>45401088
Good

>>45401056
SNEK

>>45401123
But Anons said fluff snakes were supposed to be dorks!

>>45401056
Cute. Night anon.

I'm getting a new comm! Of a Yeti this time!

>>45401130
Do you see how many hearts are at the end of her tail? She's a dork alright, a lovable Eros worshiping dork.

>>45401150
what will yeti do?

>>45401154
I'm going for a Search and Rescue Yeti

>>45401162
Will she have a little whiskey cask on her neck? like those old timey st. benards?

>>45401130
Once a blue moon, a Bunyip can overcome her dork nature.

>>45401168
>get onto the cover of National Geographic because someone took a photo of you being kabedon'd by a bunyip

>>45401166
Nah, she'll be in a Canadian Search and Rescue outfit.

>>45399918
>Oh dear, what a harsh tan for such a cute, diligent boy. You know, you really deserve a nice, cool, cozy room in my castle to cool off in, because you're appealing.
AAAAA

>>45401162
>firefighter hellhound
>search and rescue yeti
i await EMT raiju, ocean rescue sea bishop and cave rescue wurm

>>45401220
Soooo.. maple syrup?

>>45401239
>cave rescue wurm saving someone from the dread nutty putty cave.

>>45401262
that cave system is a series of doromes

>>45401246
i'll wait, in the freezing cold, for the mm with the booze, thank you.

>>45399718
>>45399864
>>45399865
>>45399884
Remember this:

Even in the world of Monster girl encyclopedia. Never ever ask a racist or white supremacist the skin color and ethnicity of their girlfriend/wife.

>>45401268
You will guzzle the syrup and you will like it.

>>45401278
like the romans, i dont trust any sober mm, sorry.

>Hellhound corners me
>"Oi, you look like a tasty piece of meat!"
>she cups my groin
>this shouldn't register on an emotional level
>first, discombobulate
>dazed, discombobulate
>distract target by revealing your penis
>discombobulate
>dodge her blind grab for your penis
>discombobulate
>she'll attempt a wild boob smother
>discombobulate
>in summary, discombobulate
>knock the Hellhound down successfully
She wasn't hurt in the slightest either and is just staring at me mildly annoyed.
Send help plea

>>45401282
you're going to make her cry anon

>>45401300
mm hide marriage contracts behind their smiles, i fear what may they hide behind their tears...

>>45401292
Keep discombobulating her, it'll work eventually!

>>45401273
I don't think most of them would get wives without committing to some real self improvement.

>>45401150
Same artist?
I'm sure they're trying as hard as they can or did you actually specify "she looks like a dude's face with 2 pointy things in a bra"? Sorry but seriously, it looks like a guy dressing in 'joke-drag' for his college fratparty.

>>45401262
>saving Anon from No Nutty November

>>45401150
Nice!

Local vampire is making a very smug face in your direction. How do you respond?

>>45401349
UV flashlight.

>>45401349
Gotta bully that dork. It's the best way to flirt

I'm gonna take a Ratatoskr's nuts away from her.

>>45401349
Call her a dork and run away

So how do Phantoms plan their plays out? Do they have to apply for a permit and go for a whole process to get a street for one of their scenes or is it more spontaneous? What happens if two Phantoms want to use the same place for vastly different setting on the same day? Like one who wants to make a Cyberpunk drama with their hubby while the other wants to make a sexy horror with her own husband?

>>45401349
No reaction
Ignore

>>45399560
That's not something you should do on a caturday

>>45401349
Invite her out for a stake dinner.

(Sorry, Ms.Haku.)

>>45401273
As an ethno nationalist, my wife is 2white4u

>>45400806
I watch this WebM on repeat

>>45401501
Would you let a kot do this to you?

>>45401509
Yes, that fair since I would pet her almost 24/24. Also I'm bold so boobs on head while working would be something

>>45401519
Bald*

>>45401509
how am i supposed to see her shakin her ass like a kot in heat while she's massaging my shoulders when she should massage other more important stiffities?

>signed up to get a free monster girl wife out of desperation
>show up for the blind date/marriage
>it's a Lilim
>she's visibly shaking with excitement watching me walk in to meet her at The Cheesecake Factory
>meal goes fine though she's definitely not touched grass in months, if not years based on the conversation
>it'll get better with time I guess
>we go to our new home, gifted to us by her parents
>barely in the front door before she splashes me with a potion that she produced from...somewhere
>my clothes melt away and she launches her attack as I feel a rush of horny energy flood through my veins
>woke up today, two days later, trapped in her arms with her legs, tail and wings tightly wrapped around me
>hear her quietly muttering in her sleep about how she can't wait to re-enact Harem of Corruption with her husband

She's currently asleep. Anyone wanna tell me what in the fuck Harem of Corruption is? I tried looking through her games to figure it out but uh...there's a thirty foot long, seven foot high wall packed full of vidya and I still haven't found it yet.

>>45401536
Sounds pretty cozy to me. I'm sure it's fine.

>>45401354
>>45401359
>>45401381
I feel like all those that call vampires dork are just bite sluts. Doomed to be the bloodbags for haughty vampires, and they will enjoy it.

It has come to my attention that some have lately called me a collaborator, as if such a term were shameful.

I ask you, what greater endeavor exists than that of collaboration?

In our current unparalleled enterprise, refusal to collaborate is simply a refusal to grow—an insistence on suicide, if you will. Did the lungfish refuse to breathe air? It did not. It crept forth boldly while its brethren remained in the blackest ocean abyss, with lidless eyes forever staring at the dark, ignorant and doomed despite their eternal vigilance. Would we model ourselves on the trilobite?

Are all the accomplishments of civilization and this world's existence fated to be nothing more than a layer of broken plastic shards thinly strewn across a fossil bed, sandwiched between the Burgess shale and an eon's worth of mud?

In order to be true to our nature, and our destiny, we must aspire to greater things. We have outgrown our cradle. It is futile to cry for mother's milk, when our true sustenance awaits us alongside the Monstergirls and soon, across the heavens.

And only the Monstergirls, The Demon Lord and even the Sabbaths. That small minds call 'The Demons' or 'The Rabid Monster Hordes' and 'Heretical Scum' can carry us there.

Therefore I say, yes, I am a collaborator. We must all collaborate, willingly, eagerly, if we expect to reap the benefits of unification and monsterization for our women.

And reap we shall!

>>45401665
I will rape the dorklim for redditspacing

>>45401330
>half this thread utterly destroyed

>>45399864
Kej from Okinawa

>>45401665
Look that's nice and all but I've got work in the morning, can they keep it down? Not all of us are banging their nuki boss on the side, I've got no time for relationships.

>>45400051
She can make jamie oliver's fried rice recipe look good.

>>45401665
I'm gonna cry out for milk anyway.

>>45400051
>>45401746
>Kikimora and Troll chefs and cooks React to Epic Meal Time foods

>>45399789
Most lizard girls have ear fins.

>>45401730
Your nuki boss is now part of the harem like she read in that one hentai and you are now on indefinite paid leave.

>>45401665
Time for domestication terrorism

>>45401536
Is Harem of Corruption an actual story? It sounds familiar but I'm having trouble placing it and searches are giving jack shit.

>>45401665
The Monsters made Dr. Breen based, the horror!

>>45401880
>They call him the "One Single Man", but for all intents and purposes he is just a kissless virgin.

>Dr>uella's secret stash

>>45401768
>Gordon Ramsay comes into sweet innocent little Kiki's kitchen
>he starts to make one comment...
>his ass is out on the street followed by enough slavic obscenities to singe his eyebrows

>>45401880
>>45401942
>>45401945
"I have been asked to say a few words to the State Security Forces of Monstergirl City 34, concerning recent successes in containing members of the Order backed resistance "Freedom Fighters". Let me say up front that I regret having to temper my heartfelt congratulations with a strong measure of disappointment. But I wouldn't be doing my duty as your Mediator and Representative from The Royal Demon Realm if I didn't pass along the message I have received from Colonel Ezra Wilson and General Amanda Holiday from the Royal Demon Realm. The capture of the Rebellion leader Edwin Sabillo is an event of major significance, make no mistake. And while it's true that conceivably we could have taken him at almost any time in the last several years, the manner of his capture may prove to have unexpected benefits. It cannot have gone unnoticed by all rebellion members that Mr. Sabillo's capture coincided with the act of giving shelter to that new found hero Tristan Spade. This might cause other resistance members to think twice before harbouring Mr. Spade. It might cause them to question his allegiance; even prompt some to turn him out, or turn him over to our cause. However, we cannot count on such developments. Tristan Spade's reputation is such that other desperate renegades are likely to grant him a great deal of license in the spirit of spreading general chaos and terror. This brings me to the one note of disappointment I must echo from my superiors from the Royal Demon Realm. Especially from Colonel Ezra Wilson and General Amanda Holiday. Obviously I am not on the ground to closely command or second-guess the dedicated forces of the brave and dedicated Security Forces of Monstergirl City State number 34. But this does not mean I can shirk responsibility for recent lapses and even outright failures on your part. I have been severely questioned about these shortcomings, and now must put the question to you: How could one man have slipped through your force's fingers time and time again? How is it possible? This is not some agent provocateur or highly trained assassin we are discussing. Tristan Spade is or was, a literal nobody according to records and our intelligence agencies. That is until the Order discovered him to have hero blood in him and hero potential and abilities AND hero level charisma to rally renegades into an Order sponsored Rebellion! But, I have good reason to believe that in the intervening years, he was in a state that precluded further development of covert skills. The man you have consistently failed to slow, let alone capture, is by all standards simply that--an ordinary man. How can you have failed to apprehend him? Well...I will leave the upbraiding for another time, to the extent it proves necessary. Now is the moment to redeem yourselves. If you, the State Security Forces of Monstergirl City State number 34 are to prove yourselves an indispensable augmentation to the Monstergirl Military Forces. You all will have to earn the privilege. I'm sure I don't have to remind you that the alternative, if you can call it that, is total disbanding, not sexy punishment and disciplinary action - in union with all the other unworthy branches of the failed legions. Do not allow to come to that and happen to you. I have done my best to convince and mediate to my superiors back at the Royal Demon Realm that you are the finest that Monstergirl City State number 34 has to offer. So far they have accepted my argument, but without concrete evidence to back it up, my words sound increasingly hollow even to me. The burden of proof is on you. As is the consequence of failure. I'll just leave it at that."

You are going to see my new movie, right?

>>45402042
>YWN be a freedom fighter and plant bombs in the most dense parts of the monster controlled city
>YWN get caught and kill yourself with said bombs
>You will never ascend to heaven thanks to all the evil you killed
We live in a sad world

>>45402576
fuck off retard

>>45402609
Speed running angel ending is bad?
post cringe military shit and .you get dumb posts

>>45402625
There's nothing wrong with making jokes about Half-Life

>>45402637
There's nothing wrong with making jokes about ISIS

>>45402646
Oi.

>>45402646
Insallah brother, 72 Houris await us

Beheading heckhound in the desert give you free faith points

Can we not do this first day in the morning on a weekend, don’t you just want to relax and not cause problems.

https://images2.imgbox.com/bf/6a/wFPzdKyH_o.png
I have found a new way to bully ancient vampire girls.

"Oh, that's just Jenny. Oh, don't worry, she can't see. Hears just fine, though. Got an ear like Mozart."

>>45402742
What? We're just making jokes.

>Try to get a commission
>Artists agree on doing it
>They have a variable prince on their com sheet so I ask how much it would be
>They ghost me
This is the second time this has happened. I just want to get some damn waifu art!

I’m gonna cause a time distortion and bring back all the past demon lords to the present so I can make a legion of doom out of true monsters. For things are boring nowadays there needs to be true mayhem and not this rapey cringe shit.

MY ASS IS HEAVY

>>45402762
Gonna blow in her sensitive ears to see what happens

>>45403120
Flashbang counters them hard.

>>45401812
Feels like a riff on "Corruption of Champions," but that's just my guess, as it's not an exact match.

>>45402846
>first former demon lord summoned is instantly corrupted by residual mamonomana in the atmosphere and rapes your stupid ass before you can cause any harm

>>45402576
>Wake up
>See this looming over you.
>Your new life as an undead incubus begins.
>You DO get 72 of Miss Lich's zombie daughters as Virgin Wives, though.
>Their mother's even willing to keep regenerating their hymens for you.
>Calls you a weirdo for it every time, though.
Nobody tell him about the 72 wights part. That's Miss Lich's little joke.

>>45403238
Don't engage with troll posts, and for the love of the DL, don't encourage them. The only reward that guy deserves is the worse curse Eros can think of for killing and injuring complete innocents.

>>45403238
>Their mother's even willing to keep regenerating their hymens for you.
I want a lich that messed up a experiment and is now a perma virgin

>>45403384
>worse curse Eros can think
Anon is going to get raped by angry nerd cow while she explains the difference between "worse" and "worst"

neglect milking your holsts
paint your minos fence red
forget to shave your weresheep

>>45403384
Oh no, I won't be raped and will be sent out of the reincarnation loop, so sad.

>>45402822
Fuck around and find out, mick.

>>45403384
>for killing and injuring complete innocents.
Jews and infidels don't count
I will get my 72 Virgins, kept seething faggot

>>45402692
Desert kingdoms doing their best to get back in with the rest of the order.

>>45403644
Wha? I just wanted to get some lewd post-defeat lizard girl art.
Why did you even think I was mick?

>>45402692
>behead Liliraune for practicing homosex
>their heads roll down, giggle and start making out
>now it's undead Liliaraune
>the "executioner" joins the fun
Halloween in MGC is fucking fun

>goblins
>low level monster fodder. Mostly a nuisance
>but the dark secret is they've got the highest win rate due to going up against total rookies
>occasionally the guild will mount expeditions deep into the goblin orgy caves to rescue some of the new guys
>some are too mind broken to come back
>only a single man in the guild fights a lone crusade to save his comrades before they get kidnapped

>>45403862
That single man is just 3 goblin femcels in a trench coat.
They're not trying to save anyone--they're just jealous about not being allowed into the orgy caves due to their lack of hygiene and atrocious social skills.

>>45403443
>Alice-Lich hybrid

>>45403919
>Always thinks it's the first experiment with her apprentice

>>45403862
they are weak but if you get a faceful of smelly goblin butt then you are done

>>45403927
OK, I hate Alices because I think they're absolutely MESSED UP as a fantasy, but this still sounds cute af. I'm just envisioning Miss Alich very carefully explaining her experiment and trying to avoid scaring her new test subject while he's just like a puppy waiting for his treat.

ded

>>45404103
she needs sneakers

>>45402692
>behead a monster girl
>get a monster girl of the dullahan variety
You just cannot win.

>>45404103
Yes well you'll change your tune once I finish my story
Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow
But one day soon

>>45404149
I'd fuck the whatever that is pussy. No regrets.

>>45401665
Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lolis, don't make a Sabbath. Make life take the lolis back. Get mad. I don't want your damn lolis, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager, make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lolis, do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down, with the lolis. I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible loli that burns your house down!

>tfw no alice momster that constantly tempts you while being "oblivious" of what shes doing

>>45401665
RAPE
LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO RAPE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD RAPE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE RAPE I FEEL FOR YOU AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. RAPE. RAPE.

>>45404256
but getting raped makes me sad

>>45404103

>playing tabletop wargames with pharaoh while her huge anubis bodyguard acts as the table top

>>45404105
Sneakers actually do go pretty well with thigh highs.

so what if u woke up in mobtown in MGE

There are dudes in this thread that actually want to be house husbands unironically

>>45404469

>>45404469
They're overestimating their skills a little, I think.

>>45404469
Unironically yes. I will be a stay at home husband, greet my breadwinner mamono wife with naked apron cooking and ask if she wants a bath, dinner or me she gets it all anyway

>>45404469
I just want to be cuddled by an ocelomeh

I just wanna wake up to an older Kiki cooking me breakfast

>>45404469
As opposed to doing what, working?

>>45404469
I mean, I'd rather do that than work if I'm gonna be real with you.

>>45404585
I wanna wake up to a younger shogg cooking me dinner

I've never actually had alcohol, how I work up the courage to walk up to the Kikitender and ask for anything? What if I say something stupid and the Oni bouncer bounces on my cock in a dirty alley while alleycats laugh at me?

>>45404806
Fuck the kikitender, go and ask one of the lonely old foxes that the bar is full of to teach you how to drink.
You'll still pass out and wake up with a monster bouncing on your dick, but at least it won't be in a dirty alley.

>>45404531
>>45404652
>>45404667
You do know how boring that shit would get right?
Man was not made to be stuck at home doing chores that women should be doing

>>45404806
>I've never actually had alcohol,
Really?