/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Trolls are criminally underrated.

>>45381175 #
>the flood from halo
Hey people! Look what I found, pre-monstergirl era voicelines of your local Gravemind-obasan:

https://youtu.be/ZzcxAv5D3Vc?si=Id98nmOJ8jBzPvgY

>>45384136
Successfully trolled another baby out her womb!

How do I tell her?

The silver sword is mighty, it gleams with the shine of the sun itself and it has an edge that will cleave darkness. It will protect you from the Monsters, especially the Vampires and Lycans.

Troll hands and feet kinda freak me out

Do you hold your wife's boobies while you sleep?
>>45384136
I feel the need to do a little trolling with her/

>>45384165
This, uncanny valley freaks

>>45384165
>>45384178
wrong

>>45384191
Sorry anon, trolls are just creepy and not in the good dorky way

Post stories so I can read them

Post stories so I won't read them

I'm dead tired. Monsters must be cracked open

>>45384395
Rip and tear their hymens until they are bloated

>>45384395
Monster energy drinks*
>>45384444
Not available in shop

>>45384270
>>45384385
I know of no stories, but here's a portable dispenser of factual events

>>45384460
Why did you latinx this rata?

For me it's occidental foxes.

>>45384460
>gray
Gray ratas are not welcome

I will pay my Kiki exclusively a fair market wage written in the contract in my country's accepted legal tender.

>>45384594
My kikis will do it for free

>they do it for free

Lots of Monsters like doing it for free if their boss is a human. Hehehe, they're like a free work force that will make you money and you don't have to sign them one paycheck! I'm gonna go hire some Monsters now and get rich off the sweat of their brows!

Need tradwife kiki

>Be underwater welder
>Get approached by tomboy mersharks (easily distinguished from regular mershark by the tape on their nose)
>Toothy smiles tell me their intentions aren't pure
>It's fine, you remember your training... you think.
>They're more scared of you than you are - no, wait, that's spooders.
>Fuck
>Remember training anon saying something about mershark noses
>First mershark approaches you, flaunting her abs and going straight for the famous underwater kabadon
>Try to boop mershark
>She darts back with that same smug smile, your jab just out of reach
>Tongue pursed between her teeth, she grabs your arm and pulls you close
>Second one swims in from behind, pressing you between both of their bodies
>uh oh
>Desperately try to boop one of them on the nose
>One just laughs (which sounds funny and kind of cute underwater), the one from behind gives you a noogie
>You try your last resort - the short range mershark repellent spray.
>Thrust your hand out to spray one in the face and-
>*chomp*
>feeding frenzy begins though to an onlooker the two sharks are cirling you so fast it may as well have been a tazmanian sharknado
>and soon none of you are visible through a cloud of your own red mana

always read the instructions

>>45384794
need more kiki in traditional slavic folk attires
we only got like 3

>>45384166
my wife has no boobs. But if she did, she might look like this.

Harken! This is the fate of all Salamanders! Put down your swords and shields, vanquish that armor! Don a sundress and take up the noble knitting needle and the humble watering can.

>>45384807
just point to the "dangerous worksite" sign

>>45384807
if men don't wanna be shark chum then they should stop diving into mershark territory wearing those LEWD skintight suits

>>45384807
>be underwater welder
>work on one of the pipes that begin to crack
>cancer girl comes over for a chat
>she gets suck into the pipe through the small hole I was welding
Oh well

>>45385671
>pops her head back out and says if you thought that was cool
>she takes your blank stare as a yes
And that's how I met your mother

>play Guilty Gear with your tomboy salamander friend
>win without using mega cheese
>this is considered a marriage proposal

>>45385093
Maid uniform Kiki is great, but other outfit Kikis are great also.

>>45386074

>>45386002
>guilty gear
Why would I play that trash

>>45386074
>>45386092
Should be other order - Wedding dress waifu-kiki, then tropical honeymoon kiki
>trad kiki with Orthodox wedding ring on right hand

New Years with your hors gf

Hey Kiki would you make me a sandwich?

Bully maids by eating out beeg bashful kikimora under her skirt so she embarassingly gasps and moans infront of all the other maids.

>>45384136
Congratulations! You're going to have a monstergirl wife or girlfriend. But the choices you have are either:

>Zoomer Pyrows/Zoomer-aged Mamono
>Or the "30-year-old Boomer" Cheshire/Boogey
>Nothing else

Which is your pick, Brother Man?

>>45386247
fuck off

>>45386247
Zoomer pyrow, thanks to the story posted by anon in the last thread. Could also go for zoomer momonika sabbath baphs. Imagine the crying emoji IRL via magic.

>>45386260
Yes we know you hear this very often, mick, but in your case it's well deserved

>>45384504
Fun fact about russian foxes: russians were the first to actually domesticate foxes through selective breeding. The end result really was a funny mix of cat and dog personality.

>>45386293

Muscle Wizardy is NOT a recognized form of magic! It's not sanctioned by the Board of Archmages, you can't practice it!

>>45386247
I feel like Zoomer would fit me better, since I'm also an old zoomer. But the Cheshire boomer I have to pick, because I like kots.
>>45386296
I've read about it, and apparently they are not really fully domesticated yet - they only achieved the first level of domestication (they can relax around humans). We still have some time before they become like cats/dogs (naturally social with humans).

>>45384807
God I wish that was me

>Wake up
>Chesh who I have literally never met before is curled up at foot of bed
>She gives me a shit-eating grin
>Won't tell me what she did
>Don't even know who she is or why she's there
>Did she rape me?
>She won't say
>She just smiles
>I blink
>She disappears
>Chesh knows the ultimate mischief is to make a man doubt his own sanity.

>>45382428
I wonder if you'll ever realize why asking for no drama is impossible.

>>45386407
>replying to an 11 hours old post
Because of people like you.

>>45386381
>Stick air supply inbetween mershark's stuffy cleavage
>Wrap legs around toned waist
>Breath in
>Rape
>Breath out
>Rape

>>45386118
whats wrong with guilty gear?

Centaur tongue bath, danuki tongue bath, or ratatoskr tongue bath?

>>45386537
goddammit

>>45386173
cute hussy

>>45386574
Only reptile girls tongues are worth something

>>45386621
So like salamander?

I don't know. Some beast girls got that sexy, slimy tongue going on like dormouse and grizzly.

>>45386641
You need to get hooked on snek tongues

>>45386574
>danuki tongue bath
>covered in smells and saliva
aces

>>45386537
Strive sux and Xrd is dead

>>45384136
>Well, I'm off to save the prince

>>45386696
You don't really think lamias would use their slimy slippery snake tongues to seduce innocent boys, do you?

Very cute loli Phantom, drawfag.

>>45386755
adorable

>>45386735
save me from who?

>>45386818
Singlehood

>>45386745
She has big jaw

>>45386955
full-face making out

>>45384136

>>45386247
Cheshire, now I need to make kittens with her before her eggs get any worse.

>>45386247
Boomer bogey is okay. I can put up with a lot for bogey hugs.

Dr. Lich has gone too far.

>>45387216
why?

>>45387216
You posted this AI slop before, no need to shit up every subsequent thread

>>45387249
SPROINK

>>45387249
bitch looks funny lol

>>45387249
eeep!

post cute ears

>>45387309
season 2 never.

Could there be a case for monster girls showing signs of being pedophilic towards underaged boys?

>>45387339
The primary target of any monster girls is shotas. You should know this.

>>45384122
Cuuuuute

>>45384270
Have you looked around the archives? I'd be happy to make some recommendations.

>>45387366
The primary target of any monstergirl is their husband. Not shotas.

>>45387415
shota -> husband is a straight pipeline

>>45387402
Make me some recommendations then

Any good oni stories?

>>45387339
They just show regular interest and don't care about age gaps in either direction

>>45387420
So is literally anything else.

>>45387415
Yeah yeah, anon. Like she always says: there is no reason to be worried about the sexy neighbour kid.

>Go on, I'm all ears

>>45387513
Is this attractive?

>Go on, I'm not going to butt in

>>45384136
>>45384142
Big, soft troll feet smothering my face

beastgirls seek skinship

>>45387513
>Hurry up. I'm ear today, gone tomorrow.

>>45387526
Mad brapper

>>45387542
ARGH THE PUNS
THEY BURN

>Go on, I'll listen. I love a long tail.

>Is that true? I'd hate to think you were just blowing smoke.

>>45387571
>filename
Kek

>>45387438
http://seafoam.pbworks.com/w/page/70227876/FrontPage
Manticore fapfic, By Her Will, Pretty Human - by Seafoam
Soothing Sands, Ilothe, Love Bites - by ELH
Mail Order Jinko - Frosticle (along with everything else of his)
All's Fair in Love and War - Losenis
Open - Sacrifice (A must-read IMO)
Everything by RSanon
Everything by Silent_II
War Games - MachineAnon

That should get you started. Plenty more.

i see most of us are bogie bait today.

>Hello. I'm the burgermeister of this town.

>>45387606
A joke befitting a german hellwan.

hellhounds from detroit or NYC?

>>45387606
>You want to become vegetarian? Yhat's a huge missed steak.

>>45387656
S-She cute

>>45387656
>Why didn't I stop my mother for good? Well, it was a huge missed stake.

>>45386755
>the power of a phantom with the ethics and morality of a child
oh no

>>45387680
Why did I marry my wife? I don't know myself, she was a huge miss snake.

>>45387701
Uhhh guys? I don't think the apophis wants to hear any more snake puns. It's really hissing her off...

>>45387741
well she need to calm down for goodness snake

>>45387438
>Stories by Magusanon
Ushi Short
Field of Mwees
Snow and Stripes + Belaymek Takes Monhattan
Ochimusha's Oath
Cold Hearts

>Stories by Medusafag
Witch's Guide to Wonderland
The Striped Samurai
Sweet Yokai of Mine
Mamano INC
FUCKMAN saga

>Stories by Spidernon
Pomp and Perspicacity (still ongoing)
Five Nights at Yeti's
Husband of the Swarm
The Valentine’s Day Bat
Sir Please Calm Down

"Feather Duster" by cerokero
"Werewolf" by Penywise
"Dark Mage" by Penywise
"Outer Demon" by Eightspan
"Stick Together" by Eightspan
"My Wight Wife is Embarrassed by her Model Building Hobby!" by Crumblekun
"Snowdrop" by Clancrush
"Viridian Ninja" by Perentie
"The Little Mofucore that Could" by Losenis
"Chimera Thing" by Amoeba_Anon
"Hellhound Thing" by Amoeba_Anon
"Burning Edge" by Ironbeast
"One Night at The Jade Dragon" by BreakawayRepublic
"The Pastafarian Wurm" by Alpanon
"Pleasure Park" by legend_of_the_dog_faced_woman

>>45387809
Good recommendations, but Spidernon will no longer be writing under that account. He's moved away from smut to go professional. Victor Warren is the new one. I don't think Pomp is getting finished.

What monstergirl would give me 8 kids

>>45387877
rabbit girls easy, also turtle girls

>>45387809
Oh my. Some of these *I* haven't read and that says a lot. Guess I have something to look forward to tonight.

>>45387877
According to what I'm reading on imageboards, it's foxes and 8 kids is just the first litter

>>45387809
>The Pastafarian Wurm
I have zero recollection of writing this but it exists apparently

>>45387997
Did you ever post your stuff to AO3?

>>45388005
New stuff mostly.

>>45388021
Those are some perky booba

>>45387997
Art fairy hypnosis, must've been

charisma break the demon

WARNING
FOX MATING SEASON WILL COMMENCE IN: 1 DAY
STOCK UP ON FOOD
STAY INDOORS
ENSURE THAT YOUR SCENT DOES NOT LEAVE YOUR PLACE OF RESIDENCE
THREAT LEVELS WILL RETURN TO NORMAL IN: 92 days

>>45388136
i will simply ask her to be reasonable and control herself

>>45386173
Year of the dragon is coming!
>>45386247
Can't go wrong with boomer Bogey.

>>45388136
What the fuck?! Foxes decide 'haha yes a quarter of the year belongs to us now' and we're supposed to just go along with it?

>>45388136
What if, lets say, as a hypothetical, the foxes had already infiltrated my home. Am i still safe?

>>45388136
>92 days
I'm not going to make it.
I'm not going to make it.
I'm not going to make it.
I'm not going to make it!!!

I can't get hard anymore mamonos can do nothing to me

>>45388211
You are never safe from foxes

Don't stick your dick in random holes

>>45388326
surely you're mistaken

>>45388326
Am i at least safe with them?

>>45388311
fear not Anon! a mamo has been dispatched to your location for level redistribution!

>>45388376
monsters really dig it when you yell "this is my hole, it was made for me!" while pointing at them

>>45388388
yes, you need to be as close as possible, if you wanna be safe.

Gonna marry a Lilim and then spend a decade corrupting humans until she has as many sister wives as she desires.

>>45388376
Change it to "stick my entire body in there"

>>45388394

>>45388211
how can you not trust a face like this?

>>45388411
Hide inside fox's sweater, so her pheromones mask your scent. Genius.

foxes are bland, imma stick with a jianghshi instead

homosexuals not welcomed

>>45388464
i simply those both.

>>45388503
what a magical place

>>45387809
Nice recs but do you know any authors to avoid?

>>45388518
>>45388503
those two are cosplayers
i like my women how I like my steak
without a pusle

>>45388532
Me

would you date a south american crab eating fox woman?
yes that is a species of actual fox

>>45388595
I'll consider a coconut-eating crab woman.

every couple will be given a lnight marshmallow cat in order to encourage coupling/marriage. your shipment of [5] marshmallow cats will be arriving soon via JubJub 'n Daughters Delivery Drones.

>>45388614
now there's an invasion force

>>45388615
I'm going to fuck the marshmallow cat like an onahole

>>45388636
This is not a Demon Lord-sanctioned activity.

>>45388656
Turn it into a marshmallow catgirl

We're gonna go see Gozilla Minus One and then we're going to go eat something! This is DATING!

which monster personality has consistently got the best girls? I think 'malicious', it has 5 of my favourite girls right there.

>>45388677
>mamano movie theaters
>have to squeeze past a bunyips tail to get to your seat
>trying to focus on the movie but a gaggle of msgk won't stop talking and glancing back at you
>wurm keeps pointing at the screen and asking her husband what's happening
>see the ol' manticore tail in the popcorn bucket trick
>some werebats hanging from the ceiling. they're fine, i suppose
>raiju kicking the back of your chair
>pretty sure at least 3 couples are fucking
>bubble slime janitor cleans up all the messes
maybe i'll stay at home

>>45388742
honestly id be suprised if everything in a monster girl society wasnt built with their needs in mind. Whole lot of one-floor houses, ramps, lifts, etc.

>>45388742
This is a good theatre. I've got crab legs, I've my anvil and there's a clean perch for my Falcon Harpy gf

>>45388532
ForbiddenArchive loves injecting extreme fetishes in the setting
Apotticus writes nothing but violent abusive yanderes
There's probably a lot more but mostly one-offs

>>45388741
For me it's the devoted monsters. With exception to one, all my favorites are there.

>>45388539
Also me.

>>45388741
aggressive. so many good girls, that are good for that reason.

Mages getting too close to their familiars!

>>45388742
>Go to movie theater
>Can't hear the movie over the group of Hellhounds talking to each other and on their phones
>Made the mistake of asking them politely to be quiet
>they put me in the empty seat in the middle of them
>I now feel bad for the ushers who will have to clean up this mess on the seats

Paw of jackal

That's not how you make a little boy!

I went to this mamono ran restaurant and looked at the menu and saw this option that said "fat cut of cow" so I ordered that thinking I'd get a nice 30 oz ribeye or something but all they did was bring out a Holstaur with a really fat ass on a platter and set her down on my table. Like, what the fuck? This isn't food. I can't believe I wasted my time waiting on this. I'm not paying, I'm leaving and just gonna go find some fast food to settle for, maybe from Orderburger or somewhere.

>>45389071
Fox mischievousness sometimes goes a bit too far.

>>45389074
Ever read the restaurant at the end of the universe?

Shog has taken my legs away… help

Even the strongest warrior is helpless against the CLACK

>>45389164
But you might stub your toes or trip

>>45388783
My wife and our beautiful daughter

>>45389224
I'm going to turn Druella into a NEET housewife. We'll live off her allowance and play vidya all day long.

>>45386247
Zoomer malef who tries to act like an ancient evil but doesn't have the experience, knowledge or attitude to pull it off convincingly.

>>45387685
>the power of a phantom with the ethics and morality of a child
...And the sex drive of a monster

>>45389224
thank God most monsters don't have long high heels to do this. That would be pretty bad haha...

>>45389164
They’ll grow back eventually don’t worry you’re made of her dna at this point. That you’re immortal now after becoming one with Shog you should be grateful.

>>45389071
Tamamo playing with powers she doesn't understand.

>>45386247
Strongfat dragon wife that constantly wears sunglasses and sips energy drink equivalents while complaining about good ol days where she used to be feared, while I just polish her claws as she entraps me with her other free arm

>>45387680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btgi3TPL3AE

>>45389227
But I like my feet!

>>45389329
when you get rescued from a situation you didn't want to be rescued from

Her armour has a critical weakpoint.
What if I blow her a raspberry on her tummy?

MG NTR > BLACKED MGs >>> HFY/grimderp in MG setting > proper vanilla cuteness >>> this thread (ew)

Please don't

>>45389417
you just did

>>45389419
I'm entertained.

>>45389395
>spoiler
Sounds kinky
>look it up
Anon, if you keep being silly with a monster girl you will break her patience, and i don't need to tell you what happens after that.

>>45389318
strongfat hag dragon with soft belly to play with

>>45389432
Dragon that doesn't mind you playing with their soft parts because they only expose their weak points to their husband

>>45389426
Rape is temporary, humiliation is forever.
That malef or demon or lilim will never be able to look down on me again, knowing what I did to their belly button.

Owl mofu is good for winter

p'orc gf

>>45389467
Silent but deadly

>>45389455
even if i make her wear outfits that show tummy?

>>45389468
This one looks like she's constantly stuck indoors.

go away chesh

>>45389496
shes nice and soft, perfect for breeding

>>45389496
Lookin' at fishos on the internet

>>45389500
the more you try to shut her out the more she wants in
it's a felines prerogative

>>45389417
Dude is just trolling ignore him, he’s trying too hard where it becomes stupid.

>>45389491
Unfortunately that means she'll have to constantly boobhat you to use you as a shield, unless you somehow slip away and leave her in temporary embarrassment. She'll still dragon smite anyone that touches it that isn't husband/daughter.

wurm < wurm > wurm = wurm >> wurm >>powergap (filled with wurms) > wurm

>>45389594
Swap Wurm with Wurm.

Chaos=Chaos

>>45384136
Hebi in the box

>>45389671
it do be

>>45389671
what a small snake

Tsuraras and ice queens are the best elemental types.

>>45389691
I have not watched this anime or anything but why do people like this elf? She's FLAT just like the goblin slayer one and every modern one. Who cares about flat elves? Can this trend end already so the proper elves come back please.

do all sneks have the same human/snek tail ratio?

How awful would online games be after portal day?
>cheshire blasting meme soundboards over the mic
>automaton aimbot
>Gremlin hardware giving you 1000fps and the most realistic surround sound imaginable that will probably blow up your pc
>And under any circumstances do not use voice chat if you're a man

>>45389777
>Chesh reading out your ip to chat through her dogshit, frazzled mic

>>45389741
Well, obviously not. While the human half doesn't vary that much in terms of the ratio, their snake bodies grow throughout their lifes, so older snakes have longer serpentine bodies, while younger sneks have shorter tails, on average.

>>45389724
For me, It's the most elvish elf that ever appeared in the anime. Actually feels like an ancient being that tries to figure out humanity and not a generic animu waifu with pointy ears.

>>45389777
>getting told 'its a skill issue' by pyrow zoomers
no escape from teasing onii-chans.

>>45389815
interesting. how about between species of sneks?

>>45389819
Can't we have an ancient being that tries to figure out humanity (with curves)?

>>45389819
>an ancient being that tries to figure out humanity

>>45389857

>>45389878
What's wrong with exchanging gold?

>>45389857
No, those are boring.

Last day of No Rape November, how are we preparing for Never Stop Raping December anons?

>>45386173
>Centoria but a Japanese office lady
I'm interested

>>45389777
>teabag your opponent
>"You'll pay for that, nya"
>abducted and raped(also teabagged)

>go to movies with Unicorn wife
>empty because Sabbath is in town for a Mass and people are trying not to get caught up
>wife carries spray bottle of Irreversible Metamorphosis Spray to dissuade Sabbath from bothering us
>a few minutes before the movie starts, a JK Pyrow and Rata walk in
>they bee-line for the seats directly in front of us
>wife gets annoyed look as the Rata's tail partially blocks her view
>she shifts a little and pulls me against her chest before huffing to herself
>notice the Pyrow peek at us through the gaps in their seats before giving a smug smile
>movie finally starts and things are going fine until the Pyrow and Rata start joking and talking out loud about the actors
>feel wife's hug tighten a bit
>she's getting upset
>start gently stroking her hand which causes her to calm down a bit
>but then the Pyrow and Rata start getting louder and louder
>lean forward to tap the Rata's tail and ask politely if they can quiet down so we can hear the movie
>she looks me up and down and calls me an old geezer
>wtf
>spray bottle appears in my peripheral vision
>oh sh-
>wife blasts the Rata at point blank range
>watch as the Rata grows a full foot and a half taller
>legs lengthen, bust grows at least two cup sizes and her tail expands to match her new size
>she stares at my wife in horror before finding herself yanked back over the seat by my furious wife
>am I about to witness a murder
>glance at the Pyrow who is quietly watching with a disinterested look
>she has her phone pointed at us
>oh no
>hear wife tell the Rata that she's going to learn proper manners today
>Rata calls her a hag horse which sends wife into a frenzy
>yanks the Rata's pants down and gives her a spank
>move to stop my wife but find myself tightly pulled into her arms
>yanks my pants down with one hand and then uses that hand to grab the Rata by the back of the head and impales her mouth on me
>let out a surprised moan as I find myself hilt-deep in Rata throat
>wife holds us there and forces the Rata to suck me off while muttering that the little brat is going to be quiet one way or the other
>Pyrow is now actively ignoring the movie and just leaning over her seat recording the whole thing while I try to cover my face
>glance at one of my wife's legs out of the corner of my eye
>notice that her hair has a few black patches
>oh dear
>she's still tightly gripping the Rata's hair and forcing her up and down
>thirty minutes later I've exploded inside the Rata's mouth half a dozen times
>wife lets her hair go and she falls backwards, flailing about and trying to get used to her new body
>she shoots the Pyrow a look who gives a shrug before rolling over her seat and crawls over on her hands and knees to start her "punishment"

>>45389969
>also teabagged
uhhhh

>>45389827
While the length of a lamia's tail seems to be mostly infuenced by their age and genetics, the different species seem to differ in terms of their circumference. Apophis and Shirohebi seem to have a more svelt, elongated body, deserving of their royal status. On the opposite side, medusas have a bit of a stumpy tail, which allows them to traverse in the limited space of underground dungeons and caves. All other species lay somewhere around the middle.
Echidnas tend to have longer bodies in general, but that might be because of their status as an ancient species.
Or at least that's my headcanon.

>>45387680
>Are you ready to watch Vampire Hunter D for the fifth movie night in a row husband?

>>45389777
>Getting Rekt by an Anubutt on Starcraft
>My Marines didn't stand a chance against her pylons.

Impractical Jokers: monster girl edition.

If the wings are black, watch your back.

>>45389900
Yeah unlike the 3094893# flat elf

>>45390048
there's no difference

>>45390046
If they’re white you're gonna die.

>>45388749
I liked how in his isekai story Magus included the fact that an atrium at a mamano university had specialized seating for monsters with non-humanoid bodies. It's nice when authors account for little details like that.

>>45390101
You'd love monster musume.

Regardless if it's true or not that beating an elf in a duel obliges her to become your sex slave, could they at least throw their matches against someone believable? All these archmages, master duelists, master markswomen, etc... "losing" to shotas who then get led around by the leash they are holding is getting ridiculous.

>>45390121
>You are a Human nerd and your elf wife makes you dress up like some he-man barbarian ooga booga dude.
>Getting so sick of this you decide to really ooga booga her ovaries with your seed.

>Ancient evil demon says I’d never be able to make her cum
>Stick it in
>She cums immediately

>45390121
>monsterboy shit

>>45390147
Isn't that just a hat?

>>45390068
Put an autist like Frieren in the modern day and she would probably dress more like chris-chan than a slutty mid-2000s Asian women into hip-hop

>>45390156
NTA but it's an orc shota, so yes it's monsterboy shit

>>45390147
It is elf stuff so what did you expect, most elf centered mangas have that sort of thing in them.

>>45390156
NTA but I recall that one, the shota is a half-orc of a clan of orcs I believe. Elf fetishizes that too since the artist is a fag.

>>45390166
Are you being obtuse on purpose or are you just not very bright? This is a monstergirl thread. If someone wants to post the fantasy equivalent of nigger porn they can go to /d/ or /trash/

>>45390165
The thread has fallen. Monster boys have taken the wives. Humanity is doomed. Pull my ears anon. I will blend in like a cuckoo and to gain access to the monsters.

>>45390173
>Elf fetishizes that too since the artist is a fag.
Ah, I guess it's mick posting trash on purpose to stir up controversy as usual.

>>45390176
Wow anon you're so funny and quirky. You'd fit so well in a place like reddit instead of here.

>>45390174
No I’m just stating facts about most elf mangas I’ve seen out there. I’m not siding with that guy if that is what you think.

>>45390147
>
>>45390165
>>45390166
>>45390173
>>45390189
Give me a break. I couldn't find a human shota with sexy elf hentai manga to pull an out-of-context panel from.

>>45390212
lurk before posting

I've actually been working on the elf in between vidya. It's getting there, probably. Not sure what to animate it doing.

cuddling up to them while they giggle about how little time you could go without touching her

Beware of elf tricks.

>>45390418
I stole the blush off this guy. And I'll copy the eyes too later.

>>45390432
it's all too much boog for me

>>45390432
>Legs on a tail
>legs on hair
C is the only correct choice.

>Cheshires when they find out a pivotal part of earth's history was a guy mounting the alps

>>45389777
Badly, gaming is already in a bad state, having even more watchful eyes and mentally ills won't help

monsters in badass military uniforms that want to use you as a barrack buddy/their personal 'relief' servent

>>45390488
No thanks,m

Sweaty sex, yes or no?

Lolis must be sprayed with Metamorphosis Potions to make them big and tall. They don't even need big titties. Tallflat is fine. Imagine how cute a tallflat Baphomet would be.

>>45390488
I like the cait sith in the nazi uniform image.

>>45390530
Isn’t that what all sex is? So this is a stupid question that goes against basic science.

>get hit by a truck and wake up in MGE
>meet a monster girl and decide to get married
>she takes you home and introduces you to her parents
>her father is another guy from Earth who died in Vietnam
>turns out this happens all the time, you weren't the first and you won't be the last

>spergs are crying about some random doujin panel not having a true blooded aryan white human in it
>again
You people are such faggots

>>45390530
take a guess

>>45390610
Are you non human?

put a h'orc in proper clothes

>>45390624
I'm not a faggot who analyzes every single image that gets posted here in case it contains verboten content so no I'm pretty human.

I want to take my wife to the Tentacle Forest and have them put me in chastity while they ruin her holes with plant cocks!

>>45390637
>he doesn't know most of the thread are cute monster girls

>Those who whine about gatekeeping are those whom the gate is meant to keep out
>t. Lao Tzu

>>45389777
I'll just game with friends, or on games that have custom servers and dont force matchmaking. Random matchmaking sucks, and so does any other metric for matchmakimg; Putting my preferences into the servername and getting the perfect squad to rock and stone with is the best, and Eros will see to it that you only get the best co-op partners in your vidya (but you gotta marry them, but you will want to marry them because of how good they'll be)

>>45389777
who will mine with me in Elite?

>>45390643
Yeah and the image has a cute monster girl in it yet retards like you decide to sperg out over the boy in the doujin not being a BVSED WHVTE human because you're cripplingly insecure about getting cucked because you know you have nothing to offer in a relationship and that scares you. Reminder that MGE even has monster boys canonically part of it so you spergs don't even have this safety net

>>45390637
don't sell yourself short, you seem to do plenty of whining

>>45390626
Orcs in general look great in many outfits.

>>45390670
Making fun of losers crying over an image isn't whinging. People like you crying over gacha girls or something tame like >>45390121

>>45390648
Not being able to use voip is lame, fearing to be doxxed is lame, having to play mamono revamp of know game will be worse than the current woke slop.

>>45390668
This formatting feels familiar from previous threads I think you just outed yourself anon.

>>45390699
He outed himself when he started arguing for posting monsterboys instead of just letting it go

>>45390687
Give them a hand and they will eat your arm. Fuck off with your monster boy shit, plenty of places with less strict rules if you aren't happy about us loser.

>>45390678
look at them piggies

T50 has a melty, kek

>>45390699
>>45390707
>people that post in recurring threads voice their opinion multiple times
How fucking surprising holy shit.
>acting like making fun of losers having a hissyfit over a boy in a random elf doujin not being the hyper specific type of boy they want to see means you're the problem, not the people who can't ignore an image

>>45390714
>Fuck off with your monster boy shit
No. If the image is sfw and focused on the monster girl it has every right to be posted here just like gacha girls as much as you like to kick and scream. Princess Connect has monster boys in it last o checked so are you gonna delete your image or are you just a massive hypocrite?
>plenty of places with less strict rules
/jp/ doesn't ban posting about monster boys. The thread is about monster girls so if the topic is focused on monster girls nothing is stopping something from being posted.

>>45390782
Princess Connect has monster boys in it last o checked so are you gonna delete your image or are you just a massive hypocrite?
Done, now do the same of fuck off

what no drawings does to a mf

>>45390782
>Princess Connect has monster boys in it last o checked so are you gonna delete your image or are you just a massive hypocrite?
Done, now do the same or fuck off. You will be call out for being a retard here even if you don't get ban.

>>45390792
No. I think instead I'll post monster girls while you seethe and spam like you do every single time.

>>45390782
when you push against ~10 years of thread culture expect some pushback.
your inability or refusal to adapt is on you

>>45390782
You could just not be gay, have you tried that? More people would like you.

>>45390815
we are in the monster GIRL thread, anon.
not monster 'person', monster G I R L.
if you want to post monster boys make your own thread on /d/ or trash.

>>45390815
Spam?
Do so, I'm sure that you won't post monster boys now or any content associated with it.

>>45390836
The thread culture is older than twice the /trash/spammer's mental age, don't expect any rationality from the terminally deranged like him.

>>45389224
clacks are good because you can heard them coming from a long way away and that give you time to hide.

Stay mad losers

>>45386247
Do the zoomer pyrows want to be with a 32 year old guy?

>>45390836
nobody has to adapt to shit, the only people who give a fucking shit anymore are losers who ruin the thread anyways.

>>45390852
>we are in the monster GIRL thread,
Which is what anon posted until you fags had a heart attack over an elf boy barely in the image to begun with
>if you want to post monster boys make your own thread on /d/ or trash
Better not post MGE then

>>45390860
>Do so, I'm sure that you won't post monster boys now or any content associated with it.
AAAAAAAAAAAA OH NO THE HORRRRRORRRRRRRRR

>>45390909
Ban evading already I see.

of course it's the EMG monster boy spammer from before being outraged, lmao

>>45390678
3 > 1 > 2 > 5 > 4

>>45390916
>>45390918
Why does he have to be so predictable?

>>45390868
https://archiveofourown.org/works/49494370
Everything rot...

>>45390916
>>45390918
Go on anon. Go try spamming /v/ shit while badly pretending you're not falseflagging

Hahahaha it's even the same "no it's the gatekeeper bogeyman falseflagging" shit he tries every time. Permanently buckbroken.

monsters who take up so much of your bed that they become your new mattress

>>45390871
But anon I work for her

>>45390927
He is quite literally the definition of insane.

>>45390969
Minotaurs are nice and firm, good for your back.

>>45390969
I love jumping on my slime water bed

>>45390969
Small wife to crush underneath your bulk while you sleep

Half an hour until christmas gote starts to wake up

>>45390969
Those smug cats

>>45391015
she's a holiday goat anon, she's present at any celebration

>>45391021
>it's St Andrews day today (for another 30 minutes)

>>45391021
Show me her in a kwanzaa outfit and i'll believe you

>>45391015
There is a yeti in this image therefore winter.

>>45391015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dsLxqiSrKI

>>45390966
>>45390992
Please don't have a heart attack over someone actually liking monster girls and not having a fit over pointless bullshit, anon.

I know this must be a shock to you but normal people don't piss their pants and spam a thread until they get banned trying to falseflag because someone posted something you dislike.

It's 00:30, first December. The coal goat is awaken

>>45391061
All I want for christmas is a drawing of a cait sith.

>>45391059
Oops forgot my image. He really hates this girl for some reason.

>>45391068
Would you believe it's because in her arc the MC touches her breast in some attention seeking measure from her love interest and in his head he considers that hardcore ntr?

>>45391059
>normal people don't piss their pants and spam a thread until they get banned trying to falseflag because someone posted something you dislike.
Yeah, you're not normal.

Krampus is the only monster who can beat a bogie at full power.

>>45391015
You cheeky bastard, you got me but timezones don't lie

>>45391059
nobody cares enough to falseflag like that. that's the genuine article

I don't like how Krampus's horns are asymmetrical. There I said it.

>>45391059
>normal people
You have no business talking about what's "normal", you're continuously whining about autism in a thread notorious for its autism. Any normal person would have simply left long ago without looking back, but you are obsessed for some reason.

>>45391107
Then imagine one with symmetrical horns. There, i said it.

>>45391075
I know and it's hilarious how autistic he is. It's likely why he's having a fit over a tiny elf orc boy still because I'm making fun of him.

>>45391095
I used to think it was sad, but after the 20th or so death threat I stopped caring and just want to piss him off now until he gets banned for either spamming off topic shit during another tantrum or for false reports.

>>45391059
You would be absolutely pathetic, if you deserved any pity. You have about one public schizo meltdown per month, are in the middle of yet an another one, and are still trying to pretend your spam is someone else falseflagging as if you actually think anyone will believe you. Holy kek.

>>45391132
Bro, no, you can't.

>>45391059
That's been his game all year. Someone posts something he doesn't like and then wait for the inevitable wave of yuri, gacha, gore, or whatever nonsense. It's too predictable to be coincidence.
No faster way to kill the threads here than to play both sides.

>>45391133
ms krampus's tiny jacket brings me joy

>>45391136
>>45391128
>>45391081
Looks like I got a bit too personal for you if you replied three times like this, anon.

Don't have a cow, man.

>>45391147
nah, it's been going on way before that. pickles, giantess, etc. just all natural homebrewed autism

The worst part about those of us who like some EMG girls is that we get associated with retards like this one.

>>45391147
Its honestly a shame how KC has indirectly enabled this sperg because he can't just deal with problems like an adult.

thinking about tough monsters who turn gentle when they see you're scared

>45391133
>45391155
>45391183
>"death threats"
>"i'm the good guy here, that's why i'm shitting up the thread"
>"everyone is my gatekeeper bogeyman"
The sheer level of delusion, you can't even tell if this guy is genuinely this mentally ill or just pretending for the sake of raiding.

>>45390909
>Better not post MGE then
talking about abyssal transformations =/= posting about monster boys.
abyssal transformations are directly linked to a monster girl, there is no way to avoid it: if you want such a transformation you MUST get with an abyssal girl. no option for faggotry here.
i should also mention that abyssal transformations are rarely ever talked about on their own, and if they are its a conversation that stemmed from an abyssal girl being brought up.
monster boys on the other hand are not directly tied to any monster girls.
lets say that you just want to be a monster boy, i can understand that.
BUT if posting about that is tolerated then we'll eventually get posters who want to be married to monster boys, and as fags usually are they wont shut up about how much they want to get fucked in the ass. its just a slippery slope that we cant take the risk of going down for the health of the thread.
and id also like to point out that we use MGE as a baseline for the thread's rules because its the closest to what we want in a monster girl setting:
>lovey dovey all around
>no bad ends or grimdark shit
>cuckshit is explicitly forbidden
>no fag shit
if KC were to suddenly start adding real monster boys or cuckshit, then we'd probably drop the setting overnight.

tl;dr: fuck off to /d/ or /trash/

>>45391205
>if KC were to suddenly start adding real monster boys or cuckshit
What if he adds furries?

Would you faggots shut the hell up

>>45391213
unlikely since he's stated in the past that the siths were a mistake.
but if he adds more than those two then there's a good chance we'll start to stray away.

>>45391220
you really believe everything said in this thread. incredible

>>45391217
No, this is funny. I especially like the anon who said we just use mge as a baseline while ignoring how the thread is so cucked still nobody has posted the plant girl. This is inbetween fits of supporting his "crusade."

Is this the same guy who shat his pants over tentacles and carrots?

>>45391220
>TFW Siths are just a meme Cheshires made up to mess with people

>>45391229
The only source I ever found for that was this thread. And it looked more like a cope than anything else.

>45391230
The least obvious /trash/shitter meltdown

>>45391251
Yeah really, what a fucking retard.

>>45391200
Here's another.

>>45391205
I don't care about your retarded justifications for sperging out over a random doujin panel because it had an elf boy. Other shitpostets existing is a retarded justification from shutting the thread up to stop people from posting shit like what you're doing now. The only reason this place had used MGE for "rules" for so long Is because of retards like you that shit your pants so hard it chased everyone else away. But thankfully your type is a lot more quiet now which means people can enjoy things again. You want to cry about people not rigidly enjoying monster girls in the way you want them too? Go somewhere else.

>>45391235
Yea, its the same guy. Give him a bit and he'll start posting random off topic shit to act like people not obeying his autism are the real bad guys.