/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45255240
I'm gonna cum!

Maaaan
I hate ugly old hags

>>45255297
Nosey hag can’t keep to herself!

bros i called her cute one time and now she wont stop coming to my house
im not complaining

>>45255240
i am procrastinating on my statics homework

i have a final exam not only in it, but three other classes in two weeks, each encroaching on my sanity, yet she apparently won't show up to boot my ass off /jp/

come on gap hag i need you to help me curb my internet addiction. it's at the point where all i seem to dream about lately is waking up in patchouli's library to do my studying in something that isn't maths related

>>45255240
So she watches me shit, eat, cum and lift? She's watching me talk about her watching me? Why the fuck does she not just come out? She's a hot sexy cute blonde and I'd love to spoil and pamper her while on a date! She can wear my clothes if she wants to look 21st century and not suspicious. That would be hot. I'd give her a foot massage too and remind her that old is gold.

>>45255240
With books like that on your shelf there's nothing you can say to tell her no. She'll just think you can't be honest with yourself and thinks you're playing the hard to get game with her, she's persistent like that.

>>45255394
>>45255240
Adorable

>>45255240
Gappy has many eyes
All to better see you with

>>45255993
>pic
She was referring to Chen. Is Yukari a pedophile?

>>45257141
She is a white woman.
They tend to have a thing for pets and animals.

>>45255240
I know

>>45260141
I would

>>45260442
no you wouldn't

>>45260476
I would. Forever.

>>45260578
Liar, don't get granny gappy's hopes up like that.

Haggy-saggy.

>>45255394

>>45261883
Get off me stupid hag!

How do you think Yukarin will respond to your confession?

>>45271055
I think she would freeze up, panic internally, and try to act cool and wise and that she totally saw it coming while she's stuttering and blushing.

>>45271248
Cuddling a sobbing jobkari!
Charisma breaking her even worse!
Giving Yuseless a peck on the cheek and rendering her nonverbal!
Patting the silly sage on the back as her tears stream down her face, soaking my shoulder as she cries loudly into it!
Ran sighing and bringing Chen in to cheer her up!
Chen!

Commit snugglehag

>>45271055
I would NEVER confess first because doing so would mean that she wins.

>>45273066
I would never confess because i would think she was just being nice.

>>45273105
>Yukari charisma breaks to confess to you
>thank her for being nice to you
This will result in one of 2 things;
1. jobkari shuts herself in and cries for the next 100 years
2. correction

>>45273105
That too is a genuine concern. Such is the life of a man.

Now you're thinking with gaps.

>>45277830
Also, just made a smoother version of this.

>>45271055

>>45271055
Assuming she feels similarly, I think she would be close to 2 outwardly. Acting smug saying you're silly for having such feelings for a youkai like her, but you two can try having dinner tomorrow for your sake. Then once she gets home she would get giddy and panic over anything she could possibly prepare for. Stuff like rehearsing responses to whatever topics might come up when you're talking. Making Ran watch her try on 50 copies of the same exact dress to see which one looks best etc.
>>45277837
Nice

>>45277837
good job!

I know that Yukari is undeniably evil for a myriad of reasons ranging from kidnapping vulnerable outsiders to die to spying on the human village, but I just can’t quite hate this pretty autistic yokai sage either.

>>45285312
>undeniably evil
Is she really, though?
Kidnapping a suicidal guy no one will miss for the sake of keeping everyone in the human village alive isn't what I'd consider evil, it's also similar to the trolley problem.
And spying, even if it might be done out of concern for the villagers, is just an act of voyeurism, which hardly reaches the level of "evil" either.
She's what I'd consider lawful neutral.

Yukari found herself a husband.

>>45285312
If i had her powers i would spy on other people too.

>>45285312
Cute gap granny

>>45286279
Odd couple.

>>45286279
I cant believe Goku would marry someone as evil as her. Not Goku.. not my hero...

>>45286279
Huh noooo

>>45280445
Depending on the level of autism she'll compile a 300 page flowchart of all possible responses, filled with one liners and jokes that she'd think (you) enjoy based on nothing but vague knowledge of what she'd think you'd like based on where you were from, height, weight, style of dress, and shoe size.
She'd then run Ran ragged in having her pretend to be you and running through every possible iteration of how the date could go down. Naturally she'd be chastising the fox for not getting in character enough and portraying your cooler side.
Then she'd stake out the location you were to meet up for constantly having it be picture perfect, not a single ant will crawl around without her approval. She has to make the perfect breezy entrance after all.

This is only the tip of the autism iceberg

>>45285312
She's too pathetic. Her being a canonical friendless loser, while it certainly doesn't redeem her, makes it hard to hate her.

>>45286227
The human village is only at Risk because she's keeping everybody in Gensokyo trapped. It's a protection racket at best. Which is more neutral evil.

>>45292730
Chi Chi exists.

>>45286279
Why is she dating Son Biten?

>>45292730
Goku doesn't even know you're supposed to kiss your wife, 100% chance Yukari tricked him into it and he thinks he just made a friend.

>>45294610
If she freed the humans, the yokai would all die in turn. That sounds evil to me.

>>45294610
>>45299604
There isn't a real answer and that's because good/evil are completely different depending on perspective. The Humans may think she is evil since they're the plug to the Youkai life support machine. The Youkai might think poorly of her, but it's a fact that without her many of them would have died out. On the otherhand we don't know a whole lot what the outside world is like and how it compares to ours in the present, but in the future it seems to approach a dystopia with worsening climate and more people are unhappy. Also note that while rare, outsiders do choose to settle in Gensokyo, and Rinnosuke's brief foray into the outside didn't leave him with a good impression and it was completely alien to him. If some outsiders are choosing to stay, then that says a lot about the quality of outside society if there are some people willing to leave it all behind and risk living in a world of actual monsters instead of returning to their own.

I argue that it would be worse for the Humans of Gensokyo if it was torn down and they were sent to the outside world. The culture shock is too much and their skills would not have any worth because who needs a blacksmith or fisherman when it's all handled by industry. Their money is also worthless since I doubt inflation ever took off in Gensokyo due to being a closed loop economy. The highly bureaucratic outside world just rejects them as invalids since they have no paperwork, they simply don't exist and no one—save criminals—will hire a nobody. Simply put they'll be taken advantage of; there's no village to protect them, no shrine maiden, no gods, and the monsters are all hidden on the inside in everyone around you. I've seen the argument about "muh north korea", but can you really say that it's all that bad when most of what you had to worry about was staying healthy, stocking food and wood for winter, and keeping an eye out for dangerous Youkai?

Whether it's Good or Evil, it's necessary that Gensokyo continues to exist for the livelihood of ALL of it's residents, not just Youkai. Yukari isn't good by any means, but if Gensokyo protects all inside then she is there to protect you from everything outside.

>>45300457
If the barrier went down, it'd be the release of several thousand people with unknown backgrounds
That would quickly get government attention, which would get them fast tracked to support
The monsters coming with them will give them immediate usefulness to the state from information

>>45280445
Stupid bitch is gonna hit the wall harder than when she hit 17

>>45302344
Don't be so rude

I love gappy so much.
I want to snuggle her to sleep every night.

>>45294610
>She's too pathetic.
That's what it boils down to for me. Yukari isn't an all knowing god looking over a land of uber powerful beings, sealed away from the rest of the world, she's one of several tard wrangler who are still following orders from someone else to make sure the peasants stories' retirement home doesn't get destroyed.
She's a hag with delusions of grandeur who got outmatched a couple of years after her debut and only grows less impressive with each new release.
I like to think the reason why Yukari only kidnaps suicidal people isn't out of kindness, rather because she fears what a human with ambition can do to the fragile balance. and do with Youkai like the conquistadores did in America.

>>45306814
Gappy must be tamed
With LOVE!

>>45294632
She’s a good girl. Bulma on the other hand…

>>45294610
She is friendless but she isn't a loser. She has one friend that can match her bullshit and intelligence (Yuyuko). She's a massive asshole and she delights in it. That's why she doesn't have many friends.
>>45306814
She's an eldritch being with borderline omnipotent power and a big brain (she can perform calculations like Ran can). Also who is she following orders from? Is it even said that she does take orders? You mentioned other tard wranglers so i take it you mean the Sages and them and the Dragon God? That reptile nigger doesn't even have dialogue or an appearance and isn't stated as far as i know to be her boss. Safe to say he doesn't order her. Maybe he wants to keep his distance because he doesn't like her.

>>45316223
Meant to say that she isn't friendless and isn't a loser. Hope im not being sabotaged by Toyohime or Okina.

She's so adorable in this pic

>>45255240
ceiling yukari is watching you masturbate

Why is she like this?

>>45323174
She is the average anon with superpowers.

>>45323174
Damn autistic gap hag, needs cuddle and love correction.

>>45323174
>since way back
another proof of yukarin-sama being young and 17.

Yukari about to make sure you will never hate hags again

Noticing a gap on your wall, looking into it against your better judgment and seeing horrors beyond your comprehension

>>45323679
Fearing for your life since that hag could come out and rape you at any moment

>>45323174
Her IQ is too high and she's the ultimate yokai. A yokai like yokai or however the description goes. She's separated from the rest of us, even her own kind. Think Dr Manhattan but you can't feel sorry for her at all like you could with him.

>>45324310
>high IQ
Lol. Lmao.
Megasperg Yukari has no friends because she's either trying to play mindgames with them (Otherwise known as being really vague and difficult) or loses her spaghetti whenever she opens her mouth.

hag captured. Gensokyo can finally rest easy.

>>45323174
She's a human college student pretending to be a terrifying Youkai.

It is actually pretty sad Suika is her friend yet she makes fun of her behind her back. Well, it would be sad if she didn't kind of deserve it.

>>45316223
> Also who is she following orders from?
NTA, but I imagine anon means either the other sages. Okina does seem to walk circles around her.

>>45299604
Not really. Youkai had their time.

>>45300457
>but in the future it seems to approach a dystopia with worsening climate and more people are unhappy.
It's fine, frankly. It's no 1984 and WAY better than Gensokyo currently is.

>If some outsiders are choosing to stay, then that says a lot about the quality of outside society if there are some people willing to leave it all behind and risk living in a world of actual
A lot of it is probably French Foreign Legion effect. Simply getting a shot at a new life, regardless of what they have to give up. Going by Synopsium most of them end up miserable anyway.

>I argue that it would be worse for the Humans of Gensokyo if it was torn down and they were sent to the outside world
Fuck no. Most of them adore the outside world and would be overjoyed to go there. They would also almost certainly become overnight celebrities and get a cushy careers writing stories about Gensokyo. Japan is a harsh state but they would most likely help the villagers get a new life.

>but can you really say that it's all that bad
Yes. Easily, in fact. It's a horrifying dystopia where the entire society is on the brink of total collapse and you are under constant surveillance from a openly nebulous and hostile ruling class that is motivated largely by crushing your interests. It's the worst aspects of modern life combined with pre industrial living standards. Literally the only good thing is probably Eirin, and if she ever stops most likely child mortality would go back to a level that would make Sudan blush.

>>45325327
funny enough, If they're able to curb their autism and act civilized, the youkai would become even bigger celebrities.
Japan likes its history, and would be over the moon at the chance to interview not one but dozens of individuals whom were actually alive during Japan's big events
while the minor youkai were stuck in in the box, its been established that the great powers can breach the barrier and visit the outside world at will.

>>45325417
To be sure. Like you said, the issue is getting Youkai to behave.

Does Japan still have the death penalty? I guess they could just feed them those people or something.

>>45325429
The only ones that still eat humans are the ferals, and Yukari because she's an incredibly edgy sperg
Neither japan nor the civilized youkai of gensokyo will likely care overmuch if the ferals got wiped out wholesale
The younger youkai like Kogasa may not have ever once killed a human in their lives

>>45325450
I think the likes of Mystia, Rumia, and Chen probably also eat people. They sure seem interested, anyhow.

To be fair, Kogasa isn't the type of Youkai to kill people.

>>45323386
Pfft, what’s this dumb dumb going to do?

>>45325247
Oh boy, I hope these hags don’t get super angry and use their innate youkai strength to break out of their bindings and revenge rape correct me for being an uppity human who thought mere seals could contain such powerful women.

>>45323386
Eh? But I've loved older women since I was a young lad, Ms. Yukari

>>45325477
Mystia and Chen probably don't, though Mystia is fine in doing bad things to people. Rumia unironically asks for consent before eating others and has no motive to eat humans since she's happy just drifting around and playing all day.

>>45326115
Yukari will, the sex fox secretly enjoys it.

>>45326115

>>45326115
What an oddly specific fear, but don't worry that'll be the last thing that'll happen to you.

>>45326202
NEVER say this within earshot of a hag. Let alone telling one directly.

I like Ran!

>>45326271
Either or something tells me you’re getting HAGGED.

>>45326302
He has no idea what’s coming, does he?

>>45326306
What a relief to hear. I’d just hate it if they were to do all of that to me and more. Like forcefully cuddling me after all that rough and lusty correcting, totally trapped between their soft yet firm and mature bodies.

Ran is reliable assistance.

>>45325499
>>45326202
Yukari just wants some love.
How could you hate a hag that wants headpats?

>>45326559
If she truly wanted love, surely this sage could have found it after one thousand years?
But fine, I’d totally headpat the autistic gappy.

Do your feelings for Yukari extend to her (very likely) pre-time displaced persona?

>>45327716
Not hag enough. A hag in training, if you will. I fuck old women, in essence.

>>45327716
Would she be jealous if i spent more time with Marry?

>>45327716
Not smug enough.

>>45327716
Yukari's daughter a cute

>>45325291
Well that makes yuyuko her only true friend

>>45329237
pray you never meet them together, Yukari would finally have the confidence to be in the same room as you with Yuyuko around. theres also no telling what she would try and pull to impress her only friend in such a scenario.

>>45329342
I submit to hags.

>>45329342
What would she do if I just exclusively flirted with Yuyuko the entire night and ended up going home with her?

>>45329367
way to take all fun out of it for them. they will make you regret that decision.
>>45329388
Yuyuko would feel bad for Yukari and invite her in through the gap that was used to spy on the 2 of you.

Yukari gets to live with this.

>>45329401
Regret how?
I want to cuddle with Yukari.

remember to check your bed for gaps before sleeping.

>>45332667
Imagine how soft and cuddly she is...

>>45332667
And look out for her other "gap" which she might force you to enter.
Also free pillows!

>>45332667
>>45332845
Heading to bed after a long day of working the human village's farmland!
Finding a powerful youkai under the covers when you lift the sheets!
Being pulled in close to her and thinking you're gonna die!
Getting hard when she whispers in your ear that she heard sleeping with a human is good for relieving stress!
Feeling unbelievably confused when she immediately closes her eyes and starts snoring!
Shaking her shoulder and being unable to wake her!
Giving up because you can't escape her grip!
Getting smugged at in the morning by the youkai like she's some romantic master!
Clarifying to her what "sleeping with someone" means!
Awkwardly watching her hold back tears as she desperately tries to pretend she isn't a dork with no love experience!
Finishing your ride on this bizarre emotional rollercoaster by watching the youkai suddenly disappear into a void of eyes!
Eating breakfast and then heading back to work!
Resolving to visit the Hakurei shrine to see if the shrine maiden can youkai-proof your home!
You never want to experience that again!

>>45333957
I’d be confused, scared, and yet intrigued after undergoing such a strange and unexpected encounter. Maybe this dorky youkai will try again? Or perhaps try to seek her out?

>>45333957
I would wait for Ran to come to the village and lodge a formal complain to her that her mistress sexually assaulted me while I was trying to sleep. And enjoy Ran looking very frustrated and complaining about it happening again.

>>45334033
It's not easy being Gappy's indentured servant. Day after day she puts up with unreasonable demands, physical and verbal abuse, and an ever increasing workload on top of cleaning up after her master's messes; for centuries on end. Ran-sama is very patient and forgiving, but some day she's going to snap.

>>45326309
I'd happily tell her directly

>>45332667
I do every night. Then the next morning when I wake up she's just laying there clinging to me anyway. Doesn't she have her own bed at her home? I wish I knew what she wanted, she's so pointlessly enigmatic.

Asking here because I can't find it on any archive again.
Does anyone know the handle of the Ran waifufag who learned to draw by drawing her every day?

>>45339988
chanta?

>>45333957
>You never want to experience that again!
Speak for yourself!

>>45341255
Saying things like that would only make her return!

>>45341394
I want her to gap her fingers into my prostate

>>45327716
It really puts into perspective the idea that Yukari is really unpopular in-universe when her original personality, which doesn't have the leverage of being the sole Phantasm boss, is overwhelmingly unpopular IRL even when compared to her best friend whom also isn't in any ZUN danmaku game.

You can't help but feel pity that Yukari's only leverage for popularity is resorting to an enigmatic alt-account from which all known information about her is either sourced from herself or spoken behind her back by one of her two current friends. She might still be a bewildered college bookworm under all that mystery.

>>45341394
Don't threaten me with a good time!

I fucking HATE Yukari

I have no strong opinions on Yukari.

I have strong opinions about Ran!

>>45341457
Imagine she did this to you
https://files.catbox.moe/4cjsfz.jpg

>>45323174
Why is no one talking about the dog in the background?

>>45349066
GIWTWM

>>45349009
Yukari looks like a jojo character here.

>>45349095
I'll take this dog over any youkai

>>45349246
https://files.catbox.moe/x3z3m0.jpg

What a lonely thread.

>>45255993
>kinks
As long as she doesn't sport a cock like in those musashino sekai doujins, it's fine, haha
she totally won't do that haha

>>45350297
>mention a futa cock
>thread banner is a lucky star fellatio gif
E-eh?

I wanna put a ring on that youkai's finger!

>>45349310
A proper touhou jojo parody would be great. Im hoping there is one. Some translated shit on danbooru or something. Yukari would be the big bad because her powers are the most busted and she's a massive asshole. She could manipulate the boundary between tripping on shoe laces and not tripping on them so the character she's fighting keeps falling on her fat ass. Someone tells her to take off her shoes so she doesnt trip and then Yukari pulls some other dumb shit out of her ass.

>>45357971
Border manipulation sounds vague enough to be some jojo villain's stand power too.

>>45357971
I hope Yukari gets the full Cioccolata treatment. Expect instead of a garbage truck, she gets punched into a old folk home.

>>45359351
How rude!

why is she like this?

>>45366120
Why does she declare she has kids if she doesnt? To have child support money, of course.

>>45366551
yeah, but from whom?

>>45366605
From Reimu. She actually get donations but mostly give it to gappy because Reimu is too kind not to help poor "children", though she never saw em.

This... This is unwarranted.

>>45356571
Yukari is going to tear your soul out and stuff it in a box so she can keep you for all eternity

Anyone here sauce me up? Saucenao and yandex aren't giving me shit

>>45378250
https://twitter.com/milfiiiiyu/status/1721802567955656828
I really like the way this guy draws Yukari, she looks so soft.

>>45378188
Isn't pledging your soul to someone just a longer way to say marriage?

>>45379234
Marriage gives you a out in the form of death.

>>45378348
Thanks

>>45379460
It was 10 post ago why would you do that?

>>45379327
Not in my faith.

>>45379327
>A marriage to Yukari that not even death can separate
Anon, if you're trying to dissuade me you're doing very poorly.
https://files.catbox.moe/ykswvk.png

>>45379989
Buddhism is the one true religion in Touhou.

Not only is death going to set you apart, your wife was already fucked in her past life.

>>45378188
nonsense
Yukari would never allow you to die
you're going to be helping her pop out mini gappies for the next hundred million years

>>45380040
this picture is definitely not detailed enough to justify the fucking file size

>>45380448
I don't know why he didn't just shrink it down so it fit, that's what I always do.

>>45380448
Why would I forego posting a full size image?

>>45380457
My eyes a shit
I don't think Yukari would be too upset abo

>>45356571
I bet she'd try and fail to maintain her smug demeanor while accepting the proposal

>>45380457
paint bucket her eyes purple and it's fine

>>45380457
I wish that Yukari would shrink me down, and made me give her a foot massage haha

>>45380565
>>>/g/lmg
Wish granted

>>45380528
It's the most random fucking crossover, aside from the fact that most /jp/sies know about Touhou and Katawa Shoujou, and that probably makes up the majority of KS's fanbase.

>>45380457
There is one impostor among us.

>>45380565
She would only have to ask and I myself would be all too happy to oblige this smug sage.

>>45380457
>>45380504
>>45380528
>>45380660
About 8 years in MS paint
https://files.catbox.moe/50dy5p.png

>>45380457
>katawa shoujo
wack
I thought it was Maribel Hearn

>>45381385
>>45380679
>>45380565
>>45380504
>>45380528
It's Lilly satou. I wouldn't have known had I not done a double take while doing some "research", and stopped to save it.
Checks out though, besides the eyes Which Yukari can't decide the color of the hair is also the same, but since it's pretty close to Yukari's anyway it's less obvious.

I genuinely have no clue as to how this image came about, but if I had to guess it would be one of (you) saw a fleeting resemblence, and made a quick comission. Artist doesn't seem to be a massive 2hufag, aside from a Yuuka or two, but he does have a lot of Lilly specifically, so what do I know. I only share this because I can't stop thinking about the story behind it.

>>45381670
thats cool Misha best girl

>>45380794
This makes my willy feel funny

>>45381021
Good job. I'd drink with her

>>45387590
Sounds like you enjoy large and older women’s feet then.

>>45388117
I do! Very much so!
>>45387674
Me too

>>45388527
As do I. Rubbing Yukari’s big and soft soles would be a treat in its own right. I’m sure she would both enjoy the feeling and ego boost of having tiny men servicing her.

Could you fuck off with this gross micro and foot fag shit? You do it every thread

>>45388657
So much you could do with Yukari yet anons still pick the feet.

>>45388777
>So much you could do with Yukari
Like what?

>>45388798
I don’t know use your imagination

>>45380345
>laughing_Yumemi.mp3

>>45388777
Remember folks
In touhou, vore is canon

>>45388657
>>45388777
Okay, I hear both of you.
*Runs and dives between Yukari’s massive tits to be promptly drowned in her soft and jiggling cleavage*

>>45381021
Made a yellow eyes version
https://files.catbox.moe/l2gdmm.png

>>45388798
Molest Ran together.

>>45388798
Have Yukari gap your cock into random hus! Know everyone is only going to blame her! One time Yukari starts blushing super hard and fidgeting!

>>45388798
Drink together. Better than drinking with just a computer and pet for company. I'm sure it's the same for her.
>>45391273
I know Touhou's eye colors change all the time for no reason, but it's still weird her eyes changed from purple to yellow when her name is Purple.

>>45391770
Reimu is going to be the first victim of this prank isnt she?

>>45392042
That'll be Marisa. After that, it's a fairly even chance of Reimu, Ran, Yuyuko, and Marisa (again).

>>45392042
The shrine really needs an heir

>>45391566
Poor Ran, trying to be a serious servant for a touchy old bat. Especially when Yukari brings home a nice young man who was promised (bribed with) a threesome (to pretend to love Yukari for a night).

>>45392276
Poor Ran, trying to fight off her inevitable winter estrus. Especially when Yukari set up cameras and ushered a nice young man (clueless) into her room for some family entertainment (locked in with a kitsune in heat)

>>45392324
at least Ran will be guaranteed great stock (to make Yukari's second kitsune shikigami with)

>>45392019
It's really weird because Ran has gold eyes and Yukari should really be having purple eyes. She looks better with purple eyes too.

>>45391770
Intentionally falling for all of Yukari's pranks even if you anticipate them so she always feels entertained!
Not making too big a fuss if she temporarily gaps your heart out your chest to show it to you and make a romantic pun!
Or, alternatively, peacefully drinking tea together and using gaps for long range handholding.
Canon nowadays seems to make both scenarios plausible.

>>45389103
>Laughing_Not_Canon_Not_Relevant_Yumemey.mp4

how do i escape the cuddle gap?

>>45396791
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ohy_3_E4KRM&pp=ygUedGhhdCdzIHRoZSBuZWF0IHBhcnQgeW91IGRvbid0
Memes aside I really don’t see how it’s possible. At least not for very long and even then it’s probably because gappy here wants to have some fun chasing down her “escaping” boytoy, the chase being better than the catch.

>>45396791
Put your gloves back on you slut.

>>45396823
i simply get her really drunk, then ask to spy on someone with her. she then passes out without closing the gap, giving me an easy escape route! but who would be both willing and able to hide me from Yukari after the fact?

>>45396883
Someone who dislikes her would do it because its funny. Maybe Yuuka?

>>45396883
I don’t know, maybe Tenshi or Kasen? Moriya shrine?

>>45396883
She's no Oni, but I assume she has a greater alcohol tolerance than a regular human due to her age and being a youkai. Are you sure you wouldn't be drinking yourself under the table instead? Chances of escaping your cuddle session would definitely be slim then.

>>45397259
(o.o.)

boobies & pantsu sighted, we are going into the cuddle gap.

>>45395176
Meant for >>45388798
AKA an excuse to post more of Yukarin's cute sitting pose from TH19

>>45397259
>Chances of escaping your cuddle session would definitely be slim then.
Escape?

>>45399008
about the only good thing to come from 19

>>45399191
If you're like that guy and wanted to escape anyway. Your chances wouldn't be high to begin with, but you'd still probably lower them by giving Gappy a buzz at most before you drink yourself into an even more helpless state.

>>45399276
How right you are, anon

>>45395176
>>45399008
She looks so FERTILE in these images
I NEED to BREED her

>>45400263
I don't want to escape though, I want to be cuddled

>>45404443
Yukari can’t sleep without cuddling with her human pet!

>>45405103
I'm not her pet, I'm her cuddle buddy

>>45405678
Anon, I think you'll have very little say in the matter.

>>45409452
I think I played that game.

Love Ran!

>>45409452
What is she doing to that poor young man?

>>45413349
Very passionate back rubbing

Ran is beautiful.

>>45409452
I don't mind, I love her either way

>>45405103
Yukari saying she can still sleep just fine without some silly human, and she'll do just that tonight!
Lying in bed at night, unable to sleep!
Noticing a small gap open to the side of your bed!
Seeing a hand that looks suspiciously like Yukari's come out of the gap!
The gap-hand reaching for your hand, pulling it inside the gap out of sight!
Feeling the gap-hand gently interlock its fingers with yours!
Hearing Yukari's snoring coming from the gap a minute later!
Falling asleep despite the utter degeneracy happening where you can't see it!

Yukari gets to live with this.

>>45416080
Adorable

Finding a gap Yukari forgot to close and paying her a visit!

It's nice to love Yukari but you can't help but wonder if you could even survive being loved by Yukari.
She can get quite aggressive with the things she cares about.

>>45428683
>Dark skinned male
/Jp/sies will defend this

>>45428819
She only sees Ran as a tool tho
>>45324865
Still a freakishly high iq regardless of how autistic she is

>>45428901
Give anon a break it was a sunny day

>>45428901
He's indian.

>>45428653
Is that Merlin?

>>45428819
Did she ever actually love anyone at all? She doesn't seem like a type to care that much.

>>45431176
In romantic sense, that is, obviously.

>>45409452
>>45409519
It's scandalous how few scenes Yukari had, for having kidnapped the guy allegedly for her own pleasure.

Not as scandalous as PART 4 NEVER though.

>>45431222
Now you've gone and reminded me I've got to get back to angrily writing a fic where Yukari does kidnap someone for her regular pleasure.

>>45255240
>She is watching your every move.
Why? I'm not that interesting and she's got more important things to do.
Get off my book shelf and raise your daughter or something.

>>45431740
You see anon, gappy is very selective when she takes in outsiders that aren't supposed to be food.
Buckle up, she has greater things in store for you.

>>45431760
>Buckle up, she has greater things in store for you.
I'm finally making progress again and this dumb hag is going to ruin it for me?
Typical hag behavior, can't have shit on this sinful Earth.

>>45431760
(forced cuddling and loving husband roleplay)

>>45431176
No, but to be fair to her most characters in this franchise don't show much interest in romance. Still, if she does take interest in someone he may be on the receiving end of 1000+ years worth of repressed affection. In whatever form that may take.

>>45431852
Its not like they have time to anyway. I mean, when they appear its always in a game or manga where they are in the middle of an incident, cant dicuss romance during that.

What are some good sexy scenarios you guys can think of involving Yukari's gap?

>>45432118
Trains.
I like trains.

>>45432185
Yukari bringing you to the weekly Hag Meetup™ and then gapping your dick and balls out into the open to let the other hags see. Prepare for lots of staring, gasping, giggling, poking, stroking.

>>45432118
Yukari bringing you to the weekly Hag Meetup™ then gapping your dick and balls out into the open to let the other hags see. Prepare for lots of staring, gasping, giggling, poking, stroking.

>>45432185
I bet Yukari's idea of sexy is going into autistic detail on various train models and their history.

>>45432246
You say autistic, I say smart, educated and passionate.

>>45432235
Do hags have abs, like in that one abubu pic?

>>45432255
Those are not necessarily mutual exclusive to each other but I agree. I wouldn't mind a 6 rant about trains as long as she was passionate about it.

>>45432271
Only Eirin since shooting that bow of hers takes a lot of strenght. And Kanako who throws pillars around for fun.

>>45432246
I always knew Yukari posted on /jp/ but i never guessed it was her who kept the train thread up 24/07. No wonder she needs Ran to take care of her other chores.

>>45432354
Training regiment for hags!
Happy leg day together with hags!

>>45432354
>Kanako
Moriya Shrine propaganda. Everyone knows that Kanako-sama has a chubby tummy. It doesn't make us respect her any less, but still.

>>45432411
She can still more than likely put you into an unbreakable headlock with her arms. Or thighs.

>>45432421
More like unbreakable embrace with her strong gentle arms!

>>45432510
That too, but the mountain goddess has to show dominance from time to time.

>>45432606
Mommy!

>>45432246
I'd listen to every word with a smile

>>45431166
Yep.

>>45432246
All this time we thought Yukari was gapping people to either feed them to other youkai or to have sex with them but really she's info-dumping them about trains and sending them back along their way because she's too shy to talk to anyone she actually knows about her interests.

>>45442089
Thats it! She is my wife now

>>45442089
On second thought, it's probably more that keeping up the false pretense of being the "most youkai of all the youkai" is draining on her so she takes people to prevent her from sperging out about trains in front of others and forever being branded as uncool. She's not aloof and mysterious because she's either of those traits but because she really doesn't want to let her -actual- power level slip.

>>45432118
Yukari Roulette where you have to pray she doesn't gap your dick up your own ass during coitus!

>>45442089
Yukari the Science Communicator!

>>45442215
>yuuka is portrayed as the most misinterpreted one of them
>but it was yukari all along

>>45446460
yeah well wait until Yukarin manipulates the boundary between ur dick and her dick. And then proceeds to penetrate you.

>>45442125
Yukari will make you take on her last name. I hope you're aware of that going into this.

>>45448723
I sure would love to come to her house and meet her daughter and grandkid! I'm sure nothing bad will happen to me!

Miss Yukari is cute, CUTE!

>>45448723
Will she also show you the pictures she takes in secret of Reimu?

>>45449161
a cute

>>45449189
She'll show you the pictures she's taken in secret of you.

>>45446865
YAAARRRRGHHH!
CREAM GRAVY!
EVERYTHING ABOVE YOUR HEAD WILL BE A THICK WHITE SLUDGE!

Would you?

>>45449386
Looks like G-Man but for fujos.

>>45449400
That's sounds like a plot straight from a novel written by a woman.
Imagining HL like that is weird.

I don't even play/read anything Touhou related very often, but I had a dream about Yukari yesterday.
She was so drunk she could barely walk, and everyone was verbally attacking her, so I helped her sit down on a chair while defending her against the insults.
Not sure what happened next, but I remember looking into her eyes and thinking that she must be the most beautiful woman in the history of the universe.

>>45449386
Repeatedly until pregnancy is guaranteed

>>45450568
Sounds like something straight from a doujin.
Not entirely out of character for Yukari though

>>45450568
this but with suika. everyone was calling her tsurupettan but i defended her so they called me a lolicon and i embraced suika and said YES. then suika was actually yukarin-sama (otherwise it would be off-topic) transformed as the goblinu like odinu sometimes wandered as smaller animals. then i noticed the loli yuukarin was actually on wheelchair and i told her you're not yuukarin but okina! and she smiled then i became small and she crashed me under her wheels. true story btw.

>>45449400
Rise and shine miss Hakurei, the right maiden in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world

>>45454609

>>45454618
Until then... this is where I get off.

Hag saggers

YUKARI'S_MOUTH.JPG

GIGA HAG

>>45454609
Marisa Kirisame in the flesh- Or rather, in your master's old clothes I took the liberty of relieving you of your mini-hakkero, it was mostly Rinnosuke's property, but as for the broom I,i think you've earned it.

She's getting lonely and Ran just refuses to do anything to help her.

>>45454919
She should just play wife with one of the hag hating humans

>>45454919
Last time ran helped her get a man she almost destroyed Gensokyo with her terrible social skills

>>45450568
The only Touhou dream I've ever had was Yukari snuggling me in a bed. For some reason I couldn't look at her face but her clothes and long hair made it obvious who it was. When I tried hugging her back she giggled and the dream ended immediately after. The exact same dream happened the next day except she was holding a phone displaying a picture of her smug face on it within my view. What a weird sense of humor she has.

>>45454908
>it's just a normal broom

What exactly is the meaning of orange color on her tabard?

besides bringing her total friend count up to 3, what do you think being Yukari's friend is like?
I imagine since you'd be a regular human she would try to be a showoff

>>45456966
It would increase her friend count to 1. Everyone else either only tolerates her or is forced to serve her.

>>45456977
come on now
credits due where credits due, yuyuko and suika are her friends

>>45456990
Lets not kid ourselves, Yuyuko may be a friend but Suika is at best an acquaintance

>>45457001
Yukari has "friends".

>>45456966
Well that would at least mean you are more than a pet. Only sad thing about this is she will outlive you if the relationship goes really far.
Also me on the right

>>45457784
If she lets you get old and die it means she did not like you very much then.

>>45457805
She can gap but can she make any human immortal?

>>45457855
Her power is border manipulation. This is a retardly overpowered power which is only limited by your imagination. She could manipulate the border of life and death and turn you into a immortal.
Even if she could not do that , its Gensokyo, there is hundreds of way one can achieve immortality.

Yukari wouldn't force me to be immortal. She respects my bodily autonomy and self-determination too much to do that to me.

>>45255240
>watching your every move
Does Yukari like metal?

>>45457894
>Yukari
>respects bodily autonomy
hahahahhaha pick one

Yukari wouldn't rub herself all over you like a cat to mark you with her scent...
At the hag meet!

>>45458040
I thought you said "rub herself all over your cat" and I thought of Yukari humping my cat to assert dominance lol

>>45458040
What does Yukari smell like?

>>45458110
Wine, faint traces of fancy perfume and the smell of fresh fabric from the pillow she spent the last hundred or so years crying into trying to sleep before the despair set in and failing.

>>45255445
ive got a trigonometry final next week yet i havent started to study on it because ive got 3 other finals on the same week

>>45458110
like a true woman. but 17 years old.

Headpatting Yukari at the hag meet!

>>45462333
What are you doing there? Are you a hag?

>>45462366
No she made me go with her

>>45457805
If she loves me enough she'll let me go, I wouldn't want to be immortal

>>45456966
Since it's suspected she hangs about in the outside world when others think she's hibernating and that she's derived from the story of a woman watching others when they're not looking, you probably won't be seeing much of her but she'll definitely being seeing a lot of you. Other than that, the fan canon of her constantly fucking with people is not far off.

>>45456966
Her regularly popping up uninvited to bug you. Whether its suddenly appearing wherever you are or already being inside your house just lounging around when you leave it and come back.

>>45474726
I would fucking love that

>>45474726
Yukari appearing where you least expect her!
Turning around in bed and finding her at your side!
Opening the door to your room and her wishing you a good morning!
Feeling someone is watching you while you shower! Opening the curtain and seeing her scurry away into her gap!
Yukari joining you for all of your meals!

>>45475119
I think it would be annoying for her to suddenly be there while you're shopping, commenting on whatever you're buying. Or when you come back home in the evening she presents an unopened bottle of sake that she expects you to help her with.

>>45478158
If she's going to be weird like that I'll buy a box of condoms to throw her off. Either she'll make some smug comment on the size or go completely silent. What happens after that is completely up to her, leaving her in awkward suspense on the intent behind it would be good entertainment.

>>45478158
I think it would be adorable, just like her!

good night

>>45482396

oyasumi yukarin-sama.