/jp/ - Otaku Culture

who Tom here?

Yuri is the only acceptable form of monster relationships!

This faggot still going where did this son of a bitch come from.

>45318089
Go get yourself euthanized spammer

>>45318089
Neat.

>>45318100
It's the usual spammer. He'll get all coy and start asking why you aren't posting monster girls next. Just ignore and report and he'll eat another ban for spamming again

Big sister Rosa is here to make sure you’re safe.

>>45318070

>>45318086
Who's tom?

>>45318070
Big and thick, as they should be.

>>45318120
Mot is Tom and Tom is Mot.

>>45318106
>>45318112
>less than 20 posts
>spam
Actually hilarious. You gonna falseflag with more /v/ spam because someone is posting something that even your God KC is fine with?

>>45318140
Are you even straight man or you a lesbian this behavior doesn’t make any sense, that why are you even thinking about lesbians in the first place, unless you’re a cuck which most likely you are.

>>45318156
Considering he's one of the massively autistic /trash/cucks, chances are that he started out with a penis but doesn't have one anymore.

>>45318179
Oof.

>>45318086
My middle name is Thomas.
And when it comes to kots, I absolutely would cuddle and pet respectfully.

>>45318187
sphinx or sphinx xl?

>>45318140
I'm glad this mermaid found someone because fish vagina sucks.

>Sphinx asked what she's got hidden in her cleavage
Come on, that isn't even a riddle!

>>45318156
>>45318179
>>45318185
>wah wah stop posting monster girls doing things I can't just ignore because I have autism
Why are you like this?

>>45318114
what pissed her off?

>>45318070
I need a harpy gf and i need to father a fuckton of chicks before i die

So wait there's already a new girl that Cross cooked up, a carnivorous plant girl apparently?

>>45318242
No.

>crying about yuri when even MGE has it be canon that monsters fuck each other all the time

>>45318242
why are you like this?

>>45318226
There is literally a place to post your shit go there not here.

>>45318247
It's no use anon, this is the purist thread.

God I hate yurifags, like do they not know they got a whole ass broad for them.

>>45318247
>hairhands

>>45318245
Liar, just checked and saw there is indeed a new post made announcing her.

>>45318273
Post it or fuck off. This is the only response any of this should get anymore.

>>45318198
ANY size kot.
>Big Jinko kot.
>Smol nekomata kot.
>Young Werekot
>Ancient Sphinx guardian kot.
>Even Surprise Butt kot.
>ESPECIALLY Surprise Butt kot.

>>45318251
>>45318254
why? its allowed since even mge let's it happen. Besides it's not like I'm posting porn at least not on purpose.

>>45318280
>fuck off
Look it's the gatekeeper sperg!

>45318290
Neck yourself back to /trash/

>>45318290
But why are you posting this? That admit you’re a fucking cuck because no straight man be thinking about lesbians unless he’s also getting inbetween them where they’re more bi instead and will breed with them.

>>45318299
Nope. Mad because your waifu isn't some buxom pure maiden, anon?

>>45318305
>30 posts in
>most insecure thing in the thread posted
Speedrunner-sama, I kneel.

>>45318305
>But why are you posting this?
Because I want to and there's nothing stopping me since it breaks no rules outside of the nonsensical ones in your head. Now cry about it while I post monsters knowing true love.

Yeah this is just trolling don’t give him (Yous) he’s done this stupid shit before probably caused by the leaks being said over and over again.

>>45318289
You know what.
I want a jinko sized, strongfat/strongthick nekomata that moves into my house looking like some weird, two tailed main coon..

>>45318322
you have to be braindead to talk to him so it's fairly self-selecting

>>45318315
Looks like redcap, kek.

>>45318305
He's seething because mental illnesses dykes and cuckshit get fixed in MGE, and pests like him aren't wanted here. He wouldn't be raid discord member in the first place if he wasn't a subhuman pest.

>>45318305
He's clearly a cuck, just look at his posts.

>>45318322
Reminder >>45317760, still I&R so he gets desperate.

>>45318315
beidou already has a waifu and it's not a fish

>>45318332
A happier redcap that doesn't have to deal with a guy from here.

>>45318337
Harems exist.

>>45318342
Harems aren't true monogamous obsessive love. It's diluted and bad.

>>45318348
Yuri fixes that.

>btfo and terminally butthurt from a fucking wiki moderation team and some random japanese man who's never heard of you

>>45318323
My sister used to have a main coon (boy) back in the day. He was a big floof. Big, two tailed nekomata main coon would be a fluffy joy to have around.

>>45318254
>they got whole ass broad for them
>broad
Ah, but Anon, if they wanted broads for themselves they wouldn't be yurifags.

>>45318325
You also have to be braindead to constantly bring up just how much the trolling is pissing you off and yet he continues over and over

Someone give me a reference demon so I know how their horns are shaped and such

>>45318391

>>45318391
I gotchu SO HARD, famalam.

>>45318403
>furfag shows up with other shitposters

>>45318391
Demons are good girls.

>>45318406
Oh, hi! I haven't heard from you in a minute. How are you doing? Any plans for Thanksgiving?

>>45318315
>genshit
>>>/vg/

>>45318448
No thanks.

>45318468
Somebody should've told you and your discord buddies that real life doesn't have respecs before you got your surgeries.

>>45318361
Maximum fluff, maximum size

>>45318487

>>45318493
good use of sliders

>>45318504
>Cheat and get limited slider access in the admin tools.
classy girls hate it when you ramp up the titsize.

mo nke

>>45318315
im ok with yuri. girls are cool. im not ok with genshin. die.

>>45318567
I'll post whatever monster girl art I feel like.

>>45318504
John Rhys-Davies as mamono when?

cold as fuck right now. need a succubus. need a fox. ideally both. they seem really warm.

>Dragons have invaded Dave and Busters

>>45318604
One fox, two fox, pink fox, cute fox

>>45318604
You need cute Ignis gf to help you make s'mores.

>>45318620
very cute fox, with a comfy sweater.

>>45318578
then feel productive and post that new plant girl

>>45318623
i never do consider the fire monsters. fire spooks me a bit. if the fire cant hurt me, though, i think an ignis would be really nice.

>>45318623
Need a harem consisting of an Ignis, a Lava Golem, and a Pyrow.

>>45318639
That's why you gotta start smol. You can also maybe try a cute hellwan and turn them eye flames into hot dog cookers.

>>45318628
Here you go.

Thread Kiki needs to hurry up.

big bnnuy butt

>>45318697
very real (i lost my march hare folder, sorry, this is the only evidence of my bnuuy affinity)

>>45318672
Jesus is OK with you having a monster wife as long as you are faithful, have children, and believe in Jesus

>>45318070

>>45318672
This mamono is sus.

>>45318140
>something that even your God KC is fine with?
We've been over this many times, he's not. He's explicitly stated lesbians will never be in MGE material
But hey, I get it. shitposters gotta shitpost

>>45318711
>>45318711
now imagine her a tanned freckled counter bnnuy

>>45318823
*bnuuy

>>45318845
bynuu

>>45318851
yubbn,,....,.

>>45318857
yunbun..........

>>45318832
Pinnacle of fox sex

>>45318845
>>45318851
>>45318857
>>45318862
what about gyaru bunny

>>45318877
Yeah I'm not falling for this. She's just going to post my number on harassment forums and get me bombarded by crank calls with people telling me to kill myself or something. She can find someone else to fool.

>>45318877
Something tells me big sis is going to take me to an empty classroom and get to 'biology study'

>>45318877
good but i liek rednec bunny better

>>45318857
Anubis! I know she's a bunny, too. Look at them ears!

>>45318877
gyaru anything is an improvement, ESPECAILLY gyaru bnuuy. in heat 24/7, being REAL unsubtle about flirting with you, and being very, very touchy. if you say 'no', she completely cool with it and will understand, and will be ok with just being friends. but also wouldn't complain if you changed your mind. she can ease you into the whole 'sex' thing. shes read all about it.

After an absolute ton of tablet issues, including no cursor, a fucked offset and it just not responding at all...
I am working on that demon.
Heres the rough WIP, had to erase the ears since one was much bigger than the other.
I'm off to cook food

>>45318974
Hey that looks pretty good
>comfy sweater puppy demon
must hug

>>45318974
I like it!

>>45318974
cute
im gearing up for tomorrow to really put in some studying and see I I can get more movitation

>>45318974
Is she holding a contract in her mouth?
cute...

thinking about cupids right now. i like their hats. i want to cuddle with one and maybe have sex

>>45319037
Man, I'm so lonely I'd cuddle a cait sith. Say what you want about furries, but she'd be soft and comfy to cuddle.

>May I buy you a drink?

>>45319052
Stay on /vg/

>>45319052
i will take water please i am not allowed to have alcohol at the moment maam but i appreciate your offer :)

>>45314447
may the brave anon from the previous thread and his quest be fruitful

>>45319066
other than getting kicked from the patreon, would there be any other consequences?

>>45318974
That's a good start.

>>45319072
not really desu, thankfully, it'll be as unserious of a fate as getting kicked from 4chan

>>45319051
Speak of the devil, here is one now.
>>45318974
Now do a cat. But unlike me finish her off and add the fork in her hands I was too lazy to draw.
>>45319072
Yes, KC will come to your house and take you to court over a four euro contract that is essentially word of honor.
Just don't use any real info as an email or in your patreon or the INNER CIRCLE will try to doxx you because KC does share the info with them, if they aren't just running it for him.

I know that this is only slightly related to this thread, but apparently the reason that Kemono.su has only been uploading Patreon content for the past two months is that Pixiv Fanbox has been cracking down on accounts created to scrape content.
https://official-en.fanbox.cc/posts/6999126

>>45319107
Kemono is going to go down forever at some point soon.

How did demon suddenly become so desired anyway?
It wasnt too long ago she was just a succubus but blue and promptly ignored

>>45319107
Kemeno is going to go down mostly as their uploaders are busted and they lack the knowledge to fix it.

>>45319117
Anon please.
People loved blue contract dom as soon as she dropped.
Devil is the one people tend to forget.

>>45319122
>People loved blue contract dom as soon as she dropped.
He's making shit up to pretend this isn't a zombie general and hype up fake mge discussion. Very common.

>>45319113
stop being such a doomer stirring nonsensical panic

>>45319132
Anon, they'll tell you this themselves if you go to their thread on the chan they link. They don't know how to make the uploaders work. That's why the dm uploader for patreon is still fucked. most uploaders except patreon are broken.

>>45319127
True, we do like zombies here.
Truly the queens of the common species.
Who can compete with those moaning heatseekers?

spin on the slot machine, and tell me your favourite thing about those 3 monsters
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

>>45319132
Anon, the site is run by idiots who think it's a good idea to openly advertise their pirate site on normie social media. Realistically the only reason it still exists at all is that fact that they don't pirate stuff from anybody who has enough corporate lobbying power to just domain seized by the government of whatever country it's hosted in.

>>45319153
>cait sith
A great girl no need to elaborate
>baphomet
would make a pretty great cait sith if she converted
>lilim
Also a good candidate to be turned into a cait sith.

>>45319149
This is now officially a zombie general.

I want to cave a monster girls skull in, rip her jaw off and stab her head with it until its a paste. I hate these conniving condescending cunts so fucking much I want to rip a monster baby from their arms and smash it's fucking skull into the wall.

Who here has the pastebin of the anon who orders a pizza, delivered to him by a demon?

>>45319149
Cows foxes and cats compete pretty well. Classic zombies are the most popular undead by far though

>>45319153
I rerolled like six times and I can't give you shit

>>45319163
i wanna fuck your cute little asshole
make you my alp wife
and fuck you all day and night

>>45319175
whatd you even get???

>>45319175
It's okay the whole thing is a retarded meme on par with
>one will protect you
>the rest will try to kill you

>>45319153
Sphinx
>Smart domme (also kot)
Redcap
>Smol domme
Vampire
>Probably even dorkier than me.

>>45319177
Kill yourself you tranny faggot.

>>45319162
Funfact, resurrecting zombies in areas full of the darker magics results in them coming back stronger (Thicker) than normal zombies.

>>45319171
True, although I don't know how common kitsune are.
Zombies for sure have it with the 'wight' you can upgrade into or just being cute and shambling.
Folks don't remember skellies and Ghouls rarely get mentions.

>>45319179
I completely forget. I think one roll was a mad hatter, gremlin and hellhound and another was a Wonderwurm, something else and a Greenwurm but that's all I bothered to give a shit to remember I guess.

>>45319153
>mucus toad
long tongue, great for kissing, and generally they have one of the cutest designs.
>night gaunt
i love the idea of a dominant night gaunt who gets a me hooked on how amazing her body feels, so im completely fine with the whole transformation thing. their design is also really hot, because i love bodysuits.
>ghoul
top tier undead. fast zombie, and i love the idea of being chased down by a pack of them. again, also has a cool design. gyaru runners chasing me down like a pack of hunting dogs sounds terrifying and arousing.

>>45319195
>powerless
lmao

>>45319206
>he can do nothing to stop it
lmao

>>45319206
>>45319212
Take your faggot shit to /lgbt/

>>45319153
>arachne
They have fat asses
>titania
I find her ditziness cute
>dark mage
She would make a good momster

I would sooner rip my entrails out by hand than surrender to monster girls.

>>45319219
>meet anon
>calls me a big fag alp fucker
>but I see no alp nor have I fucked one
>then he transforms!
>shakes her new big booty in front of me
>"You ready, alp fucker?" she says with sultry eyes.

>>45319225
Do arachne even have asses? or do you mean the back segment?

>45319227
then please do so

>>45319227
Never surrender
Never give up

>>45318877
I bet that's a hag trying to fool me

>>45319219
nah, keep seething uncultured freak

>>45319235

The bigger the wings the better the hugs.

I hate the cuck archetype of the Bicorn. I want my Unicorn/Bicorn wife to be aggressive when it comes to pursuing me. Just grab my hand, yank me into her embrace and nearly suffocate me with a deep, passionate kiss before declaring that she belongs to me as my first wife. Then she'll pull me onto her back and we'll ride off to go pick up the girls she pre-selected to be her sister wives. She won't have any limits when it comes to picking wives and she'll be a master of conquering women. Lilim? Easy. Malef Dragon? Simple. Vampire? Child's play. She'd bind, gag and prepare the Mamono Lord for me if only she were single. If she wants a girl as a sister wife, she's going to acquire her no matter what. She'll ensure my harem and I live forever by guaranteeing at least one of her sister wives is immortal so that we can produce enough daughters to form a small city state of our own.

When it comes to sex, she'll be dominant to all the other wives and submissive only to me. She'll delight in teasing her sister wives by making them watch me engage in gentle lovemaking with her first every single night while she holds the shibari ropes keeping them all immobilized until I tell her to release them for their own gentle lovemaking sessions. It doesn't matter how strong-willed her sister wives are, they'll submit to her position as the head wife and follow her lead. Even the most stubborn Ushi Oni or Hellhound would be powerless to stop her from securing and maintaining her position.

God I just fucking love them so much.

>>45319271
ntr is bad and I would rather marry a sith than pretend that stupid cheating horse exists.

I hate monsters so much. I would chop one into tiny pieces while her thrall watched and once that's over I'd rip his eyes out and bash his head in with a hammer. I hate women so much the idea of them being in charge of my life fills me with utter disgust.

>>45319258
spiders are so perfect, i want to give her a massage and ride on her back

I'm going to get over my arachnophobia by fucking an arachne in her spinnerette.

>>45319277
Anon, she's not NTRing anyone. She's rounding up single girls and adding them to her family. She gets sisters, her husband gets more wives, they all get even more daughters. Win-Win-Win!

>>45319287
I'm going to get over my arachnophobia by burning an arachne to death.

>>45319295
Thats your interpretation, sadly.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to consider birbs this wonderful turkey day.
yes.
This includes the idol birb of Sirens.

>>45319258
Oh no! Skull butt!

>>45319295
>>45319305
Bicorns are whores that likely steal Order men's wives to join another man's harem. The only good one is a dead Bicorn.

>>45319295
Bicorn is mostly used by those subhumans to get a foothold into our safe and secure setting and start spreading their fetish.

threads more retarded than normal. that, or im just more irritable than normal. anyhoo, im taking a break from my current story to write about spiders, because of >>45319258 and the image they posted. thanks anon. spider ass is best ass.

>>45319315
I'd rather snap all their fucking necks.

>>45319326
>snuffshit artist
Faggot

>>45319336
i am completely disconnected from reality and everything i experience consists purely of headcanons. death is an illusion and i know the true name of god. lick my taint.

I want to slowly rip a harpy's wings off and scalp her.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49777792/chapters/125650456

>>45319353
Calm down faggot

>>45319353
>>45319320
>>45319298
>>45319281
>>45319227
>>45319163
are you okay? like genuinely this seems to be legitimate anger instead of mere trolling

>>45319369
anger aimed at what?

>>45319361
Eat shit. I'll skin an Echidna's child in front of her while her husband boils alive.

>>45319369
just ignore him and hope that he takes that anger out on himself

>>45319369
Its some autist assmad about something.
We get them every now and then.
Best to just ignore them.

>>45319372
I dunno, that's why im asking

Mindflayers literally drooling over the amount of mental illnesses to fix in these last two threads.

>>45319383
nah anon this is like lashing out anger, it's shitposting but I'm concerned cause that's a lot of rage

>>45319393
Its low quality bait.
He's basically going full edgelord to try and get hate responses.
Its about as legitimate as the bridge I have to sell

>Demon tells me "it's rape or be raped, what will you choose?"
>I tell her I choose to be "or"
>She falls on her knees defeated
EZ

>>45319389
Kill every abyssal cunt. Crush their fucking eyes and burn them alive. Slit a Wendigo's throat with her own horns.

>>45319403
>Anon wins with this one simple trick.
>Demons hate him.

>>45319369
I wonder who it could be?

>>45319400
anon I'm not sure, it feels different similar to my own spergouts when I struggled with depression as a kid.
still best to just ignore it since not much we can do but anon is either projecting himself as a bad guy even in his personal fantasies or he actively wants to be hated to justify how he feels about himself.

Reminder, Christmas is the loneliest time of the year for single people, talk to a lim to not feel lonely.

>>45319419
mick never went full murder rageposts in the time we've been dealing with him, this is someone else.

>>45319427
My Bicorn wife is gonna bonk her over the head and drag her home to the harem.

>>45319427
Those stupid fucking whores don't give a fuck about that. The only good Lilim is one with her eyes, tongue and heart ripped out and shipping her head to her whore of a mother.

with all the drama in the thread nobody will notice that i wanna cuddle a monster girl

>>45319444
Needs long tail or snek bottom for maximum snugglage. And some neck fluff.

>>45319427
i'm going with ms krampus

>>45319428
He has. Unless it was someone posing to be him. I assume he has a bundle of discord faggots that shit this place up too.
>>45319444
I want to be held

I wish there was a constant risk of harpies swooping down and picking off human men. Just steal me out of my current existence

>>45319427
I'm scared of goth lim, what if she wants to talk about horror movies and stuff?!

>>45319427
You can also spend it with your auntster so you can be single together

>>45319427
Oh, no, the albino succ has died her hair black and put on fishnets.
How did she know my only weakness?

>>45319482
>harpy flies down
>starts dabbing
>looks smug
>rapes me saying that I was so amazed by her dancing that I now desire to her husband

>>45319482
I wish I could rip a harpy's spine out and crush her skull with it.

>>45319493
You wish? You mean you can't? They got hollow bones, if you can't kill one then you've got noodle arms my guy.

I'm going to move away from monsters and live life without even seeing a single one. If one where to appear near my home I would

>45319493
Hey, look, maybe your parents and you don't get along because they're awful people.
---BUT---
Maybe it's because you're just a huge turd of a human being. Please consider leaving your basement tomorrow and apologizing to your parents.
Maybe even shower! Or at least wash your armpits, asshole, crotch and teeth.

Do harpies lay eggs or is it live births?

>>45319499
Unfortunately I can't get my hands on one now.

>>45319503
I'm going to kill your wife. I'm going to rip her entrails out and strangle her with them while bashing her head in with the pommel of a sword all while you watch.

>>45319506
black harpy bonus art

>>45319506
eggs. Based on the animal/pre-dl monster counterpart, some mgs are oviparous like harpies, lizards, echidnas. On the flipside, beastmen ad magical mgs are viviparous

>>45319511
Is it her getting gangbanged by a bunch of niggers before they cut her head off?

Meido isn't doing her job...

This has been a horrible thread. Obesity fetish in the OP. Yuri and Genshit. Mick, and edgelord faggotry. Janny needs his salary halved.

>>45319506
iirc KC said that they get pregnant for awhile with the egg and then lay it so you can have both experiences.

>45319507
You might not believe this, but I am one of the VERY FEW Anons on this thread who is terminally single. I'm sure that insult would've gone over like gangbusters with just about anyone else on this thread, as we're all well-known for being well-adjusted family men. Better luck next time!

>>45319519
>It's the fault of the janny and not the people posting this shit

>>45319515
Meido IS doing her job, but not in this thread.

I had sex once.
It was scary, I never want to do it again. Hellwan will have to settle with hand holding only.

I'm going to sodimize a monster with a knife and later use it to cut her eyes out and spill her guts with them. These fucking cunts will regret treating humans like shit.

estrus season

>>45319530
The reason it keeps happening for months on end is that fact that they never get a ban unless it's bot-tier image dumping or spamming nsfw shit.

>>45319530
The janny is the only one with the power to delete posts. Telling people to fuck off has never worked.

>>45319550
>a nipple gets you a vacation, but mick and friends can shitpost for days on end without punishment until they go completely deranged and spam posts off cooldown
mamono jannies would never let this happen.

>>45319555
clearly did something if these peoples fee fees are still hurting all this time later

>>45319506
Egg (Large)

Stop being silly.
Tell me what you are gonna fill your family tree with.

>>45319565
Only the sleepiest mice.

>>45319565
liches
Im going to hve lots of kuudere bookworms analyzing the most scientifically efficient way to blow shit up

>>45319562
>70% hips by volume

>>45319565
I'd like to fill it with eels. I will probably fill it with the daughters of the first succubus to bat her eyelashes at me.

>>45319565
Filled with bloodsuckers.

>>45319565
Large, muscular onis.

>>45319565
Ochimusha, Bicorn, Ryu, Inari and Lilim daughters ideally. I'd be fine with monogamy with any one of those five though. Regardless, my family tree is going to get real fucking big with all the daughters I produce. My mom is going to turn into a supernova of joy with all the grandchildren.

>>45318187
My first name is Thomas and I'm z Kot enjoyer. Things are well made

>>45318086
Kotquest

>>45319565
the undead, not a necromancer, just like the dead

>>45319533
>Miss Hellwan keeps asking you out.
>She's aggressive, but willing to take no for an answer.
>In the end, you agree to go out for coffee, expecting her to realize her mistake quickly.
>Inadvertently spill some of the details of why you don't date.
>She nods gravely and asks how she can help.
"It was a long time ago. I lost track of the girl--on purpose--and I'm over it."
>She looks doubtful.
"I just won't do anything like that ever again!"
>"That's not fair to you, Anon."
>She hesitates, then slides her paw out to you.
>"I won't push you to do anything you're not comfortable with, but touch doesn't have to bad, or scary."
>She holds her hand out, palm up and her fingers spread.
>"I promise that I will always make you feel safe."
>You startle as her eyes flicker with flame as she says it.
>Against your better judgement, you gingerly grasp one of her fingers in between your thumb and finger.
>She simply lets you without moving her hand.
>It's impossible for you to force yourself to do more. Even this feels dizzying and wrong.
>Feeling overwhelmed, you let go.
> Looking up, Miss Hellwan is silently crying, a fiery tear rolling down her cheek.
>"I promise!"

>Many years later, things are a bit different.
>You're never going to be particularly touchy-feely.
>But you and your wife have your ways.
>And she kept her promise--you always feel safe with her.
Hellhounds ALWAYS tame their Anons. No matter how gentle and lovey-dovey they have to get.

>>45319565
I let you guess

Monster girl potion cartels are insane

Mouse fever

>>45319562
What did evolution mean by this?

>>45319603
Yes but God knows how useful they're. I never thought that I could tank that much demon silver bullets

>>45319610
Kiwis are strange creatures. That part of the world in general is just weird from a wildlife standpoint.

>>45319610
Little to no predators means time to evolve big hips.

I want to work out the final bits and color it but my thumb hurts like a bitch so I'll just leave you with this until I decide to finish it.
So never ever
But atleast its something right?

>>45319630
Are they tasty?
On the same subject, can you eat koala or their meat is toxic?

You get four flavors of demons, each with their own interpretation of their famous monster girl extremism: capitalist demons, communist demons, fascist demons, and anarchist demons.
Which could you tolerate the most?

>>45319639
>heartpupils
perfect

>>45319639
Good stuff.

>>45319641
can't imagine they'd taste that great between the eucalyptus and the chlamydia

There's gotta be a way to sample every monster girl pussy.
I want to get stupid dumb off of hairy gooey 50 year old tanuki pussy and then have sex with black harpy and pyrow prostitutes and finally indulge in refined rapey dark elf pussy.
I can't have a harem of all 220+ girls

>>45319668
best tasting got to be barometz

>>45319565
race-mixed species so that my family is unique and interesting by default

>>45319668
>I can't have a harem of all 220+ girls
Not with that attitude, but don't worry this horse is here to help!

>>45319163
sounds like you could use a nice stress ball gf, anon

>>45319642
Fascist, easy. I will put many stronk volk babbies in her womb and we will expand lebensraum into her pocket dimension as to not bother the neighbours.

>>45319153
>unagi joro
she looks very polite, and monsters who aren't aggressive are nice
>siren
matchmaking queens, heroes to all monsters
>owl mage
VERY fluffy

>will o the wisp and phantom both get cheeky one night
>they decide to haunt ME
>they slip through the walls thinking they're gonna get easy prey
>instead what they witness is a 6'6 mountain of muscle
>cower when they see me turn around, thick protein shake mustache still clinging to my lips and in my hand
>drop the 300 barbell I was holding in my other hand easily so hard it shakes the whole house
>give them this guttural, primal grunt that makes them start scream before I launch myself like a muscle missile at them
>house is shaking like a dragon transformed back to her pre-mana form is inside thrashing around, neighbors across the streets and next door all woke up frightened
>by the end of it the phantom and wisp managed to get away but not before coming out covered in bruises and small white bandages, wisp has a black eye and says she thinks something is broken, phantom says everything is broken
>all the other undead for miles hear news of it and leave somewhere else as soon as they can
>they're all afraid of the rumors they heard about the dreaded GHOST PUNCHER who spends every day increasing natty
Let that be a lesson to every fucking spirit out there
I WILL punch you if you come around here fucking about and moving cups and turning lights on and off
Now someone bring me a Salamander I need a LIFTING PARTNER

>>45319753
Wight claws drain gainz anon. Are you sure you want to bully lesser undead?

>>45319668
they don't want you to know this but you can make a chimaera out of anything, not just the default 4
get to taking samples

>>45319753
Kek, based muscle magician

>>45318070
thats a big bird.
good thing im not a fan of birbs.
now if a fox of this size approached me i dont think id be able to resist...

>>45319825
And thus anon spent the rest of the night with a large fox sitting on him.

I will smoke a cigarette while wearing a trench coat at a mist continent noodle shop while it's pouring down rain in the middle of highly futuristic MGC so the lims know I'm the main character

I'm not strong enough to princess carry a mamono but my chesh wife would help me by making her self lighter via levitation until I'm become strong enough. Or she would make fun of me and send me in a depressed spiral

>>45319930
You forgot the sad Ryan gosling pic

>>45319910
now cmon she doesnt have to sit on me.
all she'd have to do is sit her plump ass down on a couch or bed and beacon for me, id instantly go into cuddleslut mode.

Something about jubjubs unsettles me. Those birds ain’t right even in monster standards.

>>45319964
>go back into our gooncave, hubby

All those local legends about “sacrificing” a single man to the mountains to appease the deities are all lies. It’s a scheme run by a group of NEET monsters to get a partner easily.

>>45319995
>When Ryu finally realizes that surrounding herself with several dozens of miko shirohebis was not the best idea

>>45318070
>sausage-addicted harpy too fat to fly

>>45319153
>Chimaera
A little bit of everything ain't too bad
>Apophis
Snake mamano are appealing in general but I dig purple and black
>Merrow
Nice hat, I guess.

Bedbug girl
>extremely shy, attacks at night and even then only in groups
>somehow the whole gang manages to stay hidden during the day
>bites and saliva induce extreme arousal (of course) and sleep paralysis at the same time
>amazing blowjobs, rivaling Ghoul's
>victim eventually builds resistance to the paralytic part of the venom and usually turns the table on them one night
>when it happens, the girls instantly freeze in shock once the victim regains control and can only watch in terror as they get brutally fucked one after another

>>45320019
wtf I love harpies now?

>>45319565
So many dragons that my wife and I will be considered major villains in at least three Order countries purely because of all the dragons that we keep unleashing upon them.

>>45320070
No thanks

>>45319562
>Tomboy
>Shortstack
>Fluffy
I could a kiwi

>>45319995
>get kidnapped while visiting Zipangu to serve as a sacrifice
>end up married to a stinky NEET Ryu and Inari whose moms just let them do whatever while waiting on their free husband
>honeymoon consisted of the three of us getting locked in their joint bedroom until I Incubized
>it's been twenty three years since we left that room and it still reeks of NEET sweat, sex and Mountain Dew every time we visit the in-laws

>Another birthday that I didn't get isekai to MGE or monsterland
Life is suffering

>>45320118
They're known to be pretty quirky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHnu9mBuj6c

>>45320182
Full of energy and goofy. Peak of the animal kingdom

>Hatter that gains a monster’s traits when she’s wearing their hat
>Dhampir hatter’s accent turns more hungarian than british, and you occasionally catch her nervously eyeing your neck
>Witch hatter shrinks into a pear-shaped loli, nonchalantly procuring a miniature plastic teaset with occult symbols crudely drawn in marker
>Cupid hatter keeps an uncanny stoic expression but her eyes are even more full of lustful madness, and you’re pretty sure it’s not normal tea she’s pouring from those gold and black pots
>Bogie hatter is still in emergency containment (hopefully)

EAT demon pussy
LAP up sticky strings of demon pussy juice

I want to be scooby-doo chased around a mansion by an undead - running between a set of six doors in a corridor that all link up in a comedic way

>>45320237
yes

>>45319519
Have a drawing. Will gave it a like so it's good enough for you too.

Why do schizos scribbles always look like children drawings?

>>45320317
seething jealous fag lmao

>>45320317
Gee, why do retards with brain development problems, chemical imbalances, brain injuries, and fetal alcohol syndrome, just happen to draw like retarded children?

>>45320317
When I made the chesh gondola I used paint.net with a mix of real life pics, a chesh cut on different part and a lot of layers. I redraw on a upper layer , using other pic forms as a guide. It feels like a fever dream. Coloring it is also fun.

somebody think of something fun

Lions are an african animal right?
So naturally, a lion girl sould be a black catgirl with an african accent

>>45320401
monster board walk where some of the stalls are ran by aquatic monsters

>>45320413
Lions where also found in Europe around the Mediterranean sea until we bonk them into extinction. So no, guck off.

>>45320401
Being a soldier of Mara.

>>45320413
We have sphinx as the "ethnic" black catgirl
just like jinko is chinese, nekomata is japanese, cheshire is english and ocolomeh is azetec
That being said, id prefer and african lion girl over an indian/meditarrerian one

You've been isekai'd into the world of Monster Girls as a high school student. Unfortunately, on your first day of school you ended up with detention.

Go here: https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

Roll for six girls and assign them a role. Tell me why they're in detention and what happens to the seven of you after Principal Hakutaku locks the detention classroom without checking to see if anyone was inside.

>teacher
>straight A student
>gyaru
>school council morality officer
>delinquent
>tomboy jock

>>45320439
don't we techically have 3 liongirls already?

Man, trying to date ghost is really weird.
You have a nice online conversation, they just say something like "7 days" and then ghost you and suddenly you start getting haunted.

morning thread, what monster girl related impure thoughts are you having today? have you confessed, recently?

>>45320489
I had thing thing about fusing cheshire cat and nekomata
and all she would do is bad sex jokes in japanese that are nigh impossible to translate

>>45320489
I want her to drain me too death

>>45320489
i want to sniff cheshire's butt

>>45320413
Dunno why people need to mix irl stuff with fantasies.

I'm not sure how to feel about the possibility of having gen alpha chesh daughters but the second any one of them says "gyatt skibidi rizz ohio" I'm getting the spray bottle

>>45320571
id eat her ass

>>45320489
Something about being in a dreadnought and going on a quest to get out of it with werecat engineer. One day I will put it on paper, one day...

>>45320571
I'm pretty sure you should get an exorcist in that situation, anon.

The demon lord is into anal

>>45320549
I like the international feel, the fun parts orfworld traveling/ culture
so going to russia and having a beargirl with an accent holds the same appeal as african lions to me, i think its charming

>>45320489
Right now with the cold I'm thinking about how nice it would be to be in bed with a couple of lamias doing nothing but sleeping.

>>45320549
Some peoples fantasys are just kinda mundane
like some people would just remove world politics and add dragons, calling it a day at that

>>45320489
Something like a momster stripping my trunks on a beach and raising it too high when I try to take them back but she is gazing really hard on my cock whenever I jump.
Eventually she says if I want them back I have to let her milk my dick and teases me if I don’t want them she teases me saying she totally understands I want to become beach succs eyecandy.
Eventually I concede plot twist is that the surrounding population laughing at this situation were her high school friends and they all agreed and encouraged her to do that beforehand

>>45320489
A unicorn waifu
>A sweet pure Unicorn healer in the streets,
>"Fist my chocolate donut" in the sheets

>>45320413
There's a tiny population of lions in India too.

>>45320571
Now I want to write the idea I had: a zoomer pyrow attaching herself to a jaded millenial.

>>45320489
The same thing as usual, huge fucking massive milky tits to burry my face in.
>>45320831
Do it.

It just occurred to me that a kitsune-tsuki kunoichi would basically be Naruto.

Which mamono breasts slosh loudest when you shake them

>>45321159
Any slime girl--they're both 100% viscous and 100% semiliquid so it's all sloshing, all the time.
But I bet by default, blue slimes slosh hardest / loudest. And shogs slosh the least, as they're meidos and that's not dignified. If it's your wife I'm sure the sloshing will tick up or down based on preferences.

>Cum down drain
>Sewer bubble slime claims me

fuck

>>45321159
A 40 year old virgin Holstaur who just saw red and heard the sound of an empty straw.

>>45321176
One day...

Undead grey lamentation mushroom
>Additionally, these mushrooms are simply poisonous to most monsters. If one were to eat one by mistake, her stomach would get upset, and she'd continuously experience horrible stomach pain for about half a day.

Finally, a way to cripple and bully (non-undead) monsters!
Fuck you chesh and fuck you hellhound. Let's see you make trouble when your nursing stomach cramps all afternoon!
I shall be a blight upon living monsters, inflicting nausea and stomach pain onto all who oppose me!

>>45321280
You're inevitably going to marry a neet hypochondriac and she'll never notice you're poisoning her on purpose sometimes.
OR WORSE
She WILL notice, and think that's your love language, so she starts doing it back.

>>45321280
Is this the latest monster saturday morning cartoon villain?

>>45320317
I don't draw as much as I could and the thread made me hate it. However, I'm not that bad.

How are you and yours spending this glorious American Birb Holiday?

>>45321477
I'm not an amerimutt so it's a normal day

>>45321477
Spending time with the family.
Chubby birb is gonna get groped`

>>45321477
I'm not a burger so I'm at work, time goes by slowly today

>>45321488
Spend time with the family
Then work on expanding the family

>>45321512
>Small, fluffy chicks going to the family gathering.
Adorable.

>>45321477
The only real difference is turkey is for dinner and grandpa might show up. The rest of the family either I either don't care about or I see daily anyway.

>>45321477
Gonna be spending the day with family, to all my fellow burgers I hope no matter how you spend the day or with who I hope it goes good for you.

>>45321543
We can only hope they eat too fast, as is typical american tradition.

>>45319369
gay zoomers have always posted hate about women either real or imaginary ones.

Fucked up how Wisps are perverted streakers
>n-no the one that was interviewd was the exception that liked being bottomless
Sure sure

>>45321570
I thought the older generations were the ones that make jokes about women?

>>45321603
they did but zoomerchilds are psychotic add ridden adderal goblin freaks, who take hyperbole and jokes extremely serious. Lord save you if they feel you attacked their shit tastes because they will kill you.

>>45321603
A no rejection setting attracts some hardcore misogynists that really hate women and the idea of them having autonomy.

>>45321612
>misogynists

No, its gays and closeted gays seething and seeking the affection this thread gives to monstergirls. No man would hate a woman that much if he wasnt gay or some possessed troon.

>>45321620
I like women.

>>45321625
BRUTAL LESBIAN BED DEATH.

>>45321603
>giving kids amphetamines starting in elementary school and letting them get raised by phones produces a generation of dysfunctional fuckups
I'm shocked.

>Women bad
>Mom good
>Mamonos good
>Gouvernement bad
>Mamono's gouvernement bad
>Gun good
>Yuri and faggots bad
Simple

>>45321654
Behind every great man is a great momster.

>>45321319
There's probably some CC Ryu who makes smol rain clouds for the sole purpose on ruining outdoor dates too

>>45321654
>Mamono's gouvernement bad

>>45321280
You fool!
You're just going to attract monsters who want to be doted on while sick!
You'll be making hot tomato soup for the rest of your life!

>"I've brought you here for a reason."
>"You see, our cuts been coming up light."
>she starts to twirl the knife she holds.
>"It's not easy in this business and we have debts to settle with you."
>a long suffering sigh as she pats your cheek.
>"Now as I see it we can do this the easy way or the hard way."
>"Either you can be nothing more than a dick for whatever two bit monster wants to take you or you can work for me."
>She holds up some food.
"Now, feed this roast dormouse to me, and do it lovingly, or it's to the dogs for you."

>>45318070

>>45321680
I want to post anti-Mamono's gouvernement memes so hard the feds put me on a list

>>45321680
I'm gonna rape a high ranking mamono politician in Minecraft.

>>45321764
>Anon's anti-gov't group is infiltrated
>Not by the government, but by horny monsters who are willing to do a bit of weird roleplay if it means they can get in his pants

>>45321680
Rise up.

>>45321792
>Fed infiltrate extremist group
>Find it's mostly young men without any real purpose or direction in life
>Change their designation from "caution" to "mission critical"

Someone spilled this bun. Please pour her back into her chair.

>>45321792
>"Ha ha, yeah, fuck the government."
>"Soo... If I were to dress up as a politician..."

>>45321819
Watch out, it's a girls club.

>>45321834
Wat

>>45321836
They yurifag is spamming again.

>>45321845
Ah

>>45321845
There are multiple of us because we find it cute.

remember to hit the gym, the nice minotaur lady needs motivation

>>45321848
There is literally only two of you fuck off.

>>45321890
No, you go.

>>45321883
Giving her support!

I'm gonna vote for the vampire party this year. I'm sure the whole "blood tax" thing going around is just a joke

we need more stories about touring the monster places

Cum in the cage, wagie

>>45321949
I am writing a cait sith dormouse hunting fic and you better read it.

>>45321680
The moment she opens that jacket I’m shoving my face in there.

>>45322011
She gon slap you.

>>45321933
I am voting for the Wan Party, the cheese tax is very fair and can be substituted for whatever food you have available at the time if you do not have cheese at that moment.

cuddlecore

>>45322131
Tamed manticore best manticore

automaton gf but she stuck with the DECtalk Paul VCV voice but female

>>45322238
All I got is this rabbit and a droid.

man i wish i was in grelias sabbath so they can fix me up

I am voting for a nudist party so everyone even the lilims will get to enjoy (Anon)’s bod- I mean, so that we all will be able to socialize without shame.

45322247
fuck off with offtopic shit
truly pathetic, u might as well be a lolcow with your actions

I am not proud of some of my faps

>>45322258
Dunno, don't care. I'm going to practice sex animations now and you can't stop me. And later I will post images I like.