/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>feels good man

That's disgusting, Anonymous.

>ejaculate into sock

Who actually does that?

I come into my boxers. Don't need socks.

>>ejaculate into sock

pig disgusting!

socks are for shitting in, not ejaculating in!

I prefer cumming on myself, no thanks.

>ejaculate into cock
Shit, I need to take a break from /d/.

>ejaculate into tisue
>throw it away
Yeah!

Fuck you OP for reminding me.
I actually went to school once with my fapsocks. I was in a hurry so I only realized the smell after comfortably sitting down in class.
That was the worst day of my life.

That's not how you use quotes.

Go back to /v/ with your >blogging.

>>4531429
>connect penis tip to vas deferens
>ejaculate
>ejaculate
>ejaculate
>ejaculate
>ejaculate
>ejaculate
>ejaculate
>ejaculate
>ejaculate
>ejaculate
>ejaculate
>ejaculate
>ejaculate
>ejaculate

man let me sniff those socks

>ejaculate
>cum dribbles on hand
>wash hands
>resume browsing.

>>4531440

Worst is yet to come son

why can't you retards fap into tissues or toilet paper or paper towels or anything disposable like a normal human being

>>4531493

>/jp/
>normal human beings

>>4531403
What are you, gay?

>>4531493
I use a wash cloth and throw it in the washing bin when I'm done.

>>4531398

I always put my used socks appart.

>>4531409

I do.

>>4531493
I swallow mine.

OP is too young to be on here. Calling it now.

Back to /v/ with you.

>cum inside little sister's anus
>resume browsing

Why is moot promoting this shit?

I don't get what he plans on getting out of this. /b/ with their shock value, internet blackmail and ballot-stuffing leejun cult I understand, /v/ /a/ /g/ with their viral marketing and bogus volunteerism I understand, what's /jp/'s what-amounts-to-boy/scat-fetishism for?

>ballot-stuffing leejun cult
Come again?

>>4531661
A convenient place to put all the useless deviants?

>>4531661
lol, take it easy.

>>fap into towel
>>forget about towel
>>take a shower
>>dry off with towel
>>FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>4531693
they think they are cool by fucking with online polls

>>4531661
You must be new here, welcome to the internets.

>>4531398
>Wake up.
>See a greentext thread on /jp/.
>Assume the op must be yet another newcomer that came here thanks to moot's shitty name change.
>Report the thread with frustration.
>Get mad because reporting does nothing.
>Leave the op with a spoiler image.
>Hide the thread.
>Hope that he fucks off back to /a/, /v/, or whatever board he's from.

>posh wank.

>>4531398 (OP)
>Wake up.
>See a greentext thread on /jp/.
>Assume the op must be yet another newcomer that came here thanks to moot's shitty name change.
>Report the thread with frustration.
>Get mad because reporting does nothing.
>Leave the op with a spoiler image.
>Hide the thread.
>Hope that he fucks off back to /a/, /v/, or whatever board he's from

>>4531398
Here op, I'll let you borrow this

You'll never need to worry about socks again

>>4531784

Nice setup you have goin there

>Ejaculate on the floor
>Wipe what little semen is still hanging on my cock on the curtains, nobody will notice
>Curtains are next to the radiator
>Turn on the radiator
>Persistent semen stench suffuses the entire room

inb4 someone posts the pic of the bowl that guy jerked off in for 2 years straight, never cleaning it.

>>4531463
that wouldn't work. maybe if you found a way to split one of the vas deferens and connect one cord to the other testicles vas deferens. In that case you would get an extended orgasm but not by that much.

>wipe semen off underneath chair every day
>years later it looks like frosting everywhere
>paranoid that only friend will see it when he visits

I cum on my rug wipe my dick with the same sock i keep under my mattress.

THEY'RE BEING SO SORDID.

>live in apartment
>cum all over carpet, bathroom tiles, etc.
>get new roomates living in the other bedroom
>move out halfway through lease
>one roomate moves into my old bedroom
>when lease expires, he's blamed for getting cum everywhere and loses his security deposit


>just as planned

>ejaculate on this chair every single day
>never clean it
>no visible residue or even smell on the chair
>wonder what is up with my semen

>>4531821

Looks like someone just JIZZED IN HIS PANTS.