/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>the Shareware Demon will not let you continue unless you buy the full game

Eat out the smelly sweaty hellhound anus

>>45294598
>you have installed tekeli-li.exe

>"You can't hope to defeat me, human! I have TWO weapons!"

>>45294791
ma'am, this is wendy's

>Mommy's home!

Any source for taisui? Where can I read it?

>>45294895
How did you get into my house?

>>45294791
Oh yeah well I’ve got a weapon in my pants, hey oh!

>>45294901
Whoever told you her profile description was leaked was bullshitting you

>>45294895
>She holds her smile for but a moment, deluding herself she didn't just flick the switch herself
>She just wanted to feel, even if a fleeting lie, for just a moment what it would be like to come home to a warmly lit home, the delectable scent of dinner wafting in from the kitchen, and the even more delectable sight of anon poking his head around the corner with a grin, letting her know that dinner was nearly done, and the bath was already run.
>She could have anything, a bath, dinner, or even... him.
>But it would be another night five cans in after a microwave dinner, staring blankly at the TV with fluff damp from a loveless shower.

Does danuki let her danuki daughters win at monsteropoly?

>>45295114
No. It is a right of passage for a nuki to defeat her mother. When that day comes mama nuki can rest assured that her daughter will become a successful merchant. Daughters who never win eventually become neets that have no business skills other than scamming the markets and auction houses in their preferred mmo.

>defend your village from a vile dragon
>you know you don't stand a chance
>you know a thousand of you wouldn't stand a chance
>but the dragon insists on toying with you, sadistic creature that it is
>you keep trying to fight it, hoping that at least the rest of the village will have time to escape
>eventually it decides enough is enough
>a flick of its claw knocks you on your back, and its head descends to swallow you whole
>you close your eyes and pray for a quick death
>instead you feel a pair of lips pressing against your own
>you open your eyes and the monster is gone, replaced by a woman with horns and scales
>"Such a brave human, fighting a dragon all on your own. I think I'm in love"

Next chapter of The War of Corruption is up. Now with 100% more amazon!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49777792/chapters/130715806

With this chapter completed, I'll probably take a brief hiatus from this story to write something for a guy that I promised I'd do months ago, and maybe whip something up for the contest.

>>45295462
How about a small cait/cu sith threesome story?

>>45295114
My danuki wife thinks monopoly is boring and Chinatown is a better boardgame. She runs a whole shop of boardgames, she knows which ones are the good ones that make people want to buy more board games (preferably from her local games store)

>>45295462
Thanks magus, will read soon. Really enjoying it so far.

Do you read your comments?

>Magus backwards is Sugma
Sugma-An extremely rare antibiotic-resistant strain of Ligma virus. Although non-lethal, Sugma is highly contagious due to its obscurity; the most successful defense against the virus to date is simply an awareness of its existence. Like all viruses in the Bofa family, Sugma is transmissible through both verbal and virtual communication.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sugma

>>45294598
I'm not usually a maledomfag, but this is where a crack (a whip) is handy.

>>45294655
Shog is not a squid

>>45295462
>100% more amazon!
unlucky

>>45295462
femdom?

>>45295849
>amazon
>femdom?
Anon...

>>45295900
Maybe it's different.

>>45295849
>>45295900
Amazons getting dominated is the hottest thing ever

>>45295462
Great as always. Having trouble picking between Wolfra and Cymrit for favorite character.

>>45295849
I really, really hate your stupid ass.

>>45295978
Just give him an answer nigga, what are you hiding?

>>45295539
Every content creator reads comments and if you ever find one who says, no he doesn't? Then he's lying through his teeth.

>>45295997
This
You can't be a content creator without being an attention whore.

>>45295978
You never answer or use tag so I have to ask every time.

>>45296010
>reading comments
>attention whoring
Retard.

>>45295986
Why don't *you* give him an answer, you simpering little faggot?
>>45296019
You could just as easily stop using this thread, or, better yet, take your own life.

>>45295997
i don't read comments on archive. they're not my people

>>45296037
>You could just as easily stop using this thread, or, better yet, take your own life.
You wish, now answer or STFU

>>45296037
You're the one getting mad about nothing on a Monday

bird day is almost here

>>45296077
pellet gun

>>45296077
Have you prepared your birb?

>>45296103
She's stuffed & basted.

>>45294581

>>45295849
I like you . Fight the good fight, you monster fearing bastard.

healing mgs.

>>45296123
Its always second Halloween for these girls.
Far more spooky if they don't know whats coming.

>the irish and the maledomfag are teaming up against writefags now

keep seething, it won’t stop writefags from producing actual content unlike your self-sabotaging asses

man madhatter would be too hot, they could pull a regura on you, luring you in with honeyed words and with a bit of confusion to make you interested in her even more

>>45296262
Not any of those guys, but doesn’t that get boring after awhile of the same story over and over again. Like what makes it really that special?

>>45296288
Autism and repetitive behavior go hand in hand.

>>45296262
People teaming up on writefags has historically lead to less writefags though. The threads have a fraction of what they used to sadly

Just use tags.

>>45296299
Fanfic about autistic anon getting femdom by big titty monster when?!

>>45296288
the point is letting writefags know that these threads still appreciate their work and that most unwarranted hate they get is from 2-3 people samefagging at most

>>45296202
source

Is your problem exclusively with femdom smut or is it just any female monsters being aggresive to MC?

>>45296354
https://twitter.com/big_o_pants

>>45296338
Just stop whining. It's not Magus' job to cater to schizos who suffer from breakdowns when they see women over 5'10".

>>45296262
A simple question caused such turmoil. Why?
They are no hate anon, just answer or ignore my question, ffs.

>>45296356
brain damage, i'd say

>>45296262
A simple question caused such turmoil. Why?
>>45296350
They are no hate anon, just answer or ignore my question, ffs.

As I've said before I doubt the militant anti-femdom guy even exists, it's just a persona created by one of the usual shitposting cockroaches.

>>45296356
Not him, but I really don't like femdom where the is really rude to the MC since they just think they are better. Quite a lot of hellhound dom tends to land in here.
Also mommy femdom since that's just kinda weird.

>>45296356
first one, second too if MC loses. I already explained myself. Just a yes or no is enough.

>>45296344
That's most of the stories we get though.

>>45296404
>>45296356
I will add that my perfect example is Ironbeast, I love his stories even when MC loses because it's fair and Mamamonos aren't cunt who rubs salt on injuries.

>>45296405
What I mean is that it is fully stated he is in the story.

>>45296422
>"MC Loses bewco8use monster are just sooooo much better"
is a really bad trope, I'd agree. Well, more boring than anything.

>>45296436
why're you fighting monsters?

>>45295958
Need more stepford Amazons

>>45296436
If you're only concerned with seeing whichever character you're self-inserting as 'winning' I don't think you can contribute any meaningful criticism to anything anybody writes

Heroes need to fight real monsters to save Mamono Princesses from evil.

>>45296447
No, we need stepford anons

>>45296446
Because I fucking love lizard girls and I will challenge every single one I meet

Powerful good luck charms are hidden in the cleavages of nine-tailed foxes. You should try shoving your hand in there.

>>45296466
No monster boys allowed.

>>45296448
No, I don't want/need the MC to win, I just don't like it when it's so one sided.
I like fights where it's more even since there's a lot more story and interesting stuff happening besides "and then the monster girl won".
One sided battles or conflicts in something that's not just smut (in which case, go for it) just takes any interests out of the story since 9/10 the MC ends up as a passive observer in his own story.

>>45296533
No monster boys, it's just anons being corrected into perfect house husbands for mamono

>>45296541
>Speed battle with a cockatrice that bends the fabrics of reality

>>45296561
So either Redline or an Episode of Space Dandy.
I can dig it.

>>45296561
That sounds really fucking fun tho, I want it

>>45296543
Stepford Wives are robotic. No robot boys allowed.
Turning Amazons into submissive robots is allowed though.

>>45295997
real as fuck for this. i sometimes go back to the guilty gear smut i wrote to read the one (1) comment i got as a confidence boost

>>45296077
it is considered a war crime to shoot harpies out the sky with a demon silver flack cannon

>>45296581
"Stepford" is commonly used as an adjective for someone who has been brainwashed into being happy and submissive.

>>45296570
It was me Anon I jerked you off at super speed so you would only cum to a Cockatrice’s touch!

>>45296598
if anyone asks, just say you were aiming at something else

You won't forget to celebrate Children's Day, right?

>>45296598
It doesn't matter how realm silver your flak cannon is, if a harpy hits the ground from 100m in the air they're gonna go splat

>>45296619
demon silver bucket to catch harpy

>>45296616
That's June.

I need a waifu that can command grab me

>>45296541
read the setting trolling did a fairly good job of making sure anons are leery about writing anything where this is even possible.

>>45296665
i really shouldnt have deleted all my old mge fighting game stuff :(

>>45296631
There's definitely some kind of one today too, I saw it being shilled on the news earlier.

Am I retarded or did the MGE wiki images just fucking die for some reason?

>>45296769
I tried to grab the automaton pic a minute ago but it wasn't loading.

>>45295462
>Dragon is still a horrible cunt
> Humans are going to get stomped
>The village girl is now a blatant girl boss
I had enough, I know where it's going and I don't like it. It had a nice start but it will end just like your other stories. Other anons and people from A4O will love it anyway.

>>45295462
Nice! Monday is a good day to have the extra motivation.

>>45296769
Mirahaze has been having that issue for about a week now.

>>45296769
Miraheze is having issues.

*wet slapping*

Elves

>>45296888
What would it be like to try and slap a slime's ass?

>>45296789
I feel bad for magus. Everything he writes that isn't a particular template gets such negative reception.

>>45297001
emphasis on *try*, if shes not ready for it, your hands going straight through.

>>45296789
why is the village girl being a girlboss a bad thing

>>45297019
I don't like them.

>>45296905

>>45297035
i like girls theyre cool

>>45297089
You have alerted the Pyrow horde
>haha ewww, I bet anon kisses girls!

>>45295045
Stop making me feel bad for foxes

Mindbreaking a pyrow by saying you want to get MARRIED someday with your WIFE.

>Anon, time for your daily sin-purging!

>>45296905
gimme 2 and 3
onl two good elves from the bunch

>>45297232
>He doesn't want a witch elf and a noblewoman dark elf

>>45296820
>>45296821
Weird shit, two days ago it was working just fine for me
Hang in there, Miraheze-chan!

>>45297232
3 isn't even an elf.

>>45297142
>I bet anon kisses girls
Jokes on them, I've never kissed anybody.

>>45297236
>witch
how about no also she is too flat for me
>>45297238
then y is she there?, if I see nun I will tr ad get nun

>>45297238
elf ears are under the hair and headdress anon
>>45297264
those are small to you?

>>45297274
ye when compared to the others

Elves are required to have huge hag saggers

>>45297295
Well she's a witch just ask her to use magic

>>45297302
Like this?

>>45297319
breastlet

>>45297324
Breastlet? What size are you thinking about then anon

>>45297341
>>45284532
Powerful

An eros bunyip would make me less bitter, maybe.

>>45297366
Well that is powerful indeed

>>45297390
Heh, nice tits, Orc Ears.

>>45297001
Depends on how much coagulant you tricked her into eating.
It can be anything from sinking your hand into a slightly thick liquid, to something non-newtonian that gets slapped but your fingers sink if you go slow, to even completely rubber-like bouncing like a sturdy water balloon or one of those "50 lbs of pussy and ass" sextoys, where you can actually grope her too after the slap

must remind the thread that i love this ghost

>>45297457
That's not a ghost it's a woman pretending to be one

I seen it before you can't fool me

>>45297478
are you convinced now?

>>45297367
>tell matchmaking agency you're looking for an Eros bunyip
>the woman on the phone mishears you and sends an Ares bunyip to your house

imma ask eros for soft wife that is big enough to sleep on

>>45297515
FUCK AND SNUGGLE UNTIL IT IS DONE

>>45297541
A hag has been dispatched

>>45297560
but is it p'orc? or is that not halal?

>Speedrun to impregnate a centaur any%

>>45297488
>Autopsy of Jane Doe
Well here's a movie that could be easily improved with a little mamanobama
>starts cutting up a zombie
>she moans suggestively

>>45297582
>anon slips a finger inside
>she has to control her moans or she'll be found out
>shes doing a really bad fucking job

Man summer time is annoying in MGC; all those cicada girls clinging to trees screaming "HAVE SEX WITH ME"

*Sad flat noises*

I want to get raped by a monstergirl and then be told that "I was asking for it" or "I deserved it".

>>45297635
I want to get raped by a monster girl and be told I didn't deserve to touch her but she did it anyway.

60 minutes in a small, containment room with a (Pick 1):
>Atlach-nacha
>Cu sith
>Wererabbit

Spooder will bitch as you and put you down every time you acknowledge her or even look at her.
Cu sith will smell like dog and want to rest her head on your lap.
Wererabbit will not shut the fuck up even for a second.

NO lewd will be possible.
A panic button will be in a case by the locked door.

If you survive, you win $100K and an entry into a raffle for a new Hotwheels toy.
If you lose, you must do the walk of shame as you go home.

>>45297635
Well you do sound like you were asking for it

>>45297643
>Cu sith will smell like dog and want to rest her head on your lap.
Are you just not a dog person or something?

>>45297635
i want to have gentle, consensual sex with a monster who understands im not fully ready for the situation but she also really wants me and cant wait any longer, so she goes really slow and keeps asking me if im ok

>>45297643
cu sith doesn't sound too bad

>>45297001
Just slap jello, it's only a little bit firmer than that

>>45297643
if its non loli, atlach. otherwise, wererabbit.

>>45297656
I loathe dog smell. Makes me gag

>>45297488
>She can fit through that TV
Tits too small, send her back.

>>45297692
shes mine and i dont mind

>>45297602
Eh, she could be flatter and she's learned to present her charm point (those thighs). She may get mogged by every single one of her sisters, but she'll find an (ass) man.

>>45297692
I'm going to buy one of those huge TVs and use it to summon a tall busty ghost.

Wanburger

>>45297669
Wouldn't this mean that slime sex is super low stimulation? Good thing they're able to put in extra work, it'd take ages to finish otherwise.

>>45297737
shes pretty

>>45297737
ZQN QRE QNNOYING QT BEST<

Gonna search for hebis near abandoned nuclear power plants.

>>45297761
the dangerous Monster Energy yandere snake

>>45297729
There's a lad.

i lost to a monster how do i skip the multiyear long child rearing cutscene?

>>45297744
If shog can create a frying pan out of her own body then that means shogpussy can imitate the properties of cast iron, if for some reason you want to know how it feels to put your dick inside a hydraulic press.

>>45297811
Ho-ho-ho!

>>45297744
The contracting of thick, bouncy vaginal muscles around your cock is a unique experience. It almost feels like your cock could get stuck permanently, but the actual movement is lackluster, which is to be expected with your hips practically stuck together. It’s something everyone should try once in their life (at least if you’re taking the harem route), but usually not worth the cleanup afterwards. 5/10

>>45297831
>if for some reason you want to know how it feels to put your dick inside a hydraulic press.
I hope you weren't trying to do anything other than make me curious.

>>45297825
Just move the kid to the sabbath orphanage location.

milfy moos

>>45297875
cow momsters should be referred to as moothers

>>45297886
Ah yes my beloved smother
I mean mother

I desire sex with a fat bottom heavy mad hatter
I bet it would be rather normal in regular wonderland

>>45297737
My new favorite spot, the Hellhound employess are super nice to me, I am the only white boy in the joint and they call me three for free.

>>45297886
>Monster lord finally makes MAMONO able to birth human sons
>Holst has a beautiful baby boy
>After all the coming she's done over him, his first word is still "moo."
I mean, that's almost as good as "mama," right?

>>45297922
>tfw you always have a cow lick

>>45297916
Sex is pretty normal, yes.

>>45297661
Good taste.

>>45297954
No I want a fat pear shaped hatter to fuck

Wahaha! Time for bed!

>>45298008
It's overlooked how cuddly they are.

u wake up MGE america but in the countryside
where you going first
the rivers
the farm land
the small town
the caves
or the nearby hills?

>>45298042
The hills so I can survey the land

Magic School Bus but a mad hatter is Ms Frizz

>>45298085
>and its normal people being taken to wonderland

>>45298042
Back to France thanks to those lads.

>>45298121
sorrry, u only getting raped by those girls lmao

>>45294624
I will and you can't stop me.

>>45298127
No, I paid them with oysters and snails. They love it.

>>45298042
Unless I have supplies to camp for a bit and know for a fact that I'm in the MGE, I'm going to town. Otherwise I'd just find a farm and claim a nice holst.

>>45298159
would you take a domestic p'orc?

>>45298042
Between the first pair of Holstaur tits I see.

>>45295462
>four monsterized women
>four paladins
Interesting but it begs the question. Who is going to marry Daliath?

>>45298042
>america
ew

>>45298085
Sounds great until you remember that like a quarter of the episodes involved the bus getting shrunk and going inside someone's body.

>>45298199
But what if you see big bunny booty

>>45298176
Nah. Maybe the farmer's dog if she's not already taken.

cyclopes would look awful irl
the face only works in an anime style

>>45298218
What about the feral ones?

Going to teach my titania a new game called rapeplay.

>meet a Lilim at a LARP festival
>she makes me swear to never tell anyone where we met
>instead she gives me a made up story about how we met in valiant combat and after an agonizing two weeks of non-stop battle I defeated her and promptly violated her
>a few months later she takes me home to her parents
>why is a Bicorn answering the door
>oh...you have multiple...mothers
>her Bicorn sister walks in
>watch Lilim wife's face light up in a mischievous smile
>Bicorn sister returns the smile
>two weeks later I'm snuggly trapped against my Bicorn wife's body while my Lilim wife is spooning me with her tail wrapped around my waist and her wings wrapped around all three of us

Beware the Bicorn. Even if you marry her sister, she'll still get the harem she wants.

>>45298214
She needs equally big breasts and then I'll be interested.

>>45298042
>find cat
>kick it
>embrace bliss as my waifu comes to me
thank you for your sacrifice, random cat.

>>45298263
U need help

I have conquered death all on my own, you can do it too my fellow brothers. That us humans were made to be so much more by the original Chief God’s plan rather than what that phony false god you call the chief goddess had in mind for us, she is horrible at her job. That by the end of this year I will make her my wife, putting a end to her nonsense.

>>45298199
what if its a roboholst, undead holst and a normal holst together
which would you choose

i conquered death to clown on her and prank her by actually turning undead into living monsters again!

>>45298042
>>45298199
Also I'd like to clarify that doesn't necessarily mean I'm going to the farms first I'll take any kind of Holstaur, whether she's the normal happy farmer, a fisherman with a thousand tales about how the fish was even bigger than her tits, the cheerful local restaurant owner that everybody in town knows, the wild cave dwelling Holstaur that spent too much time in the sun and has decided to return to Minotaur, or the fluffy highland Holstaur that roams the hills searching for the best grass. Which ever I see first I'm going for, wherever I hear mooing or see a pair of horns that's where I'm headed.
>>45298288
Whichever pair of tits is closest, if they decide they want to share that is also fine but my face will be between tits the first opportunity I get.

>>45298288
>roboholst
Just call 'em milkbots, they say they find it offensive but in reality it fries their circuits just hearing you say it

>>45298369
y

>>45297737
>Armband says "plap"
Wat mean?

What is this creature trying to tell me?

>>45298441
She has launched an air to air missile at you.

Time to lose that flab!

>>45298441
Die...

>>45294791
Two polearms so you can't get leverage on either. Very dumb

>>45298441
She gonna grab that dick anon and she isn’t letting go until you agree to be her husband.

>>45298459
The burg cycle has no end

>>45298459
Buddy, it's bird stuffing time, I'm pulling out my sweatpants. Flab losing time is after the new year.

>>45298436
Plap is a colloquialism for having sex

>>45298042
if im limited to these options, definitely the rivers. theyre very peaceful and i like water

Know your fox anatomy.

>>45298042
im going for the largest, softest, meatiest, and hairy p'orc girl I can find
get a prize winning p'orcer gf

>>45298512
Yeah, you seem like a slut for rivers. Riverslut.

>>45298533
Rivers are where the Otter dwell

>>45298042
Going to hang out with the tomboy kappa, she's cool.

>>45298545
I forgot but don’t kappas stalk their childhood friends that are boys throughout their life.

Does owl mofu help you keep warm

>>45298533
yeah, and? i like water, it makes me feel relaxed and comfy. fuck are you gonna do about it? huh? landslut?

>>45298596
Those birds live pretty far north so yeah

>>45298596
Soft, downy fluff closer to the center.

Sex with undead girls

How unique is your waifu?

>>45298637
gaming with undead girls

>>45298637
I want to make babies with the dead

>>45298679
i wanna have sex with this banshee and rip her yoga pants

>>45298678
I'd watch the shit out of this

>>45298679
Vi sittar här i venten och spelar liten Dota

>>45298679
Good idea, I will launch tf2 in hope to attract a chesh.

>>45298678
He's a hellhound that's part kitsune-bi and has an echidna for a mother.

>>45298678
She's a hellhound that's part kitsune-bi with an echidna for a mother

>>45297737
there's a hair on my burg

>>45298637
yes please

>>45298679
Do undead only play dead games?

>>45298838
the futon will not let go
you will be comfortable

>>45298838
Such soft bosoms on whatever she is

>>45298802
Scary...

Hello?

>>45295114
Danukopoly is a 4-D game like Star Trek Chess, and every player is a (((Banker))).

I want to rape a dark elf

Guys I'm in deep debt with the danukis i'm going to have to sell my kidneys to get the money

Waiting for the leak.

>>45299042
so is succuplumber

Remember, if you encounter a monster wearing high heels, then just run in the opposite direction as fast as you can-those heels mean they won't be able to match your speed.
>This message has been brought to you by The Order

>>45299042
It's like five fucking bucks, stop being cheap and leak it yourself
but check the image for any sneaky watermarks

>>45299050
My boiler has acually been making funny nioses. Maybe I should call her.

>>45298845
Shog love me

>hate elves
>save a few elf pics anyway because I like the art and the tits.
>end up downloading so many elf pictures that they need their own folder to keep my pictures organized
damn knife ears

>signs your momster is getting bab-crazy

>>45299042
leak of what?

>>45299127
New girl by KC hit the inner circle. Also dragonewt officia release soon

>>45299103
Let the love of pointed ears flow through you.
>>45299137
Mate, if there is no inner circle releases that don't include us I can only tell you to stop caring.
>dragonewt officia release soon
And nobody actually cares.

>>45299103
It's easy to do since they get so much art from good artists. Kitsune are the same. I like foxes, but even if I didn't I'd still have a ton of pictures of them. How could I not?

>>45299145
>And nobody actually cares.
Bro you asked.

>>45299103
Another anon elf'd.

Help I’ve been held captive by my ex babysitter who is a Anubis that is very voluptuous and strong. She keeps shoving my face into her fat ebony ass making me get off to her scent almost daily. That I don’t know how much more I can take, my will power to resist her is growing weaker and weaker by the day…Oh no I think she’s home now please send help.

>>45299156
I didn't ask about dragonnewt, no. And I checked the patreon and see no mention of inner circle only release.
So you are kinda posting in bad faith, bro.

Hahaha stupid fat Harpy, she eats too much and now she's so fat she can't even fly! Haha! I will make fun of fat harpies like her all day long.

>>45299164
Stop acting like a fool. If someone mentions a leak, everyone knows its about KC and him holding his franchise hostage.
>I checked the patreon and see no mention of inner circle only release.
That's because he actually dms certain, chosen people before doing anything official. Why do you think I mentioned inner circle?

>>45299154
I might have a lot of elf art but really, this is basically a human.

>>45299181
ok but I don't know how you'd know about those dms unless you are stalking them. I don't really care enough to.

>>45299191
>you are stalking them
I hang around in their main channel and they themselves post about it. Hardly any stalking work to do.

>>45299207
Then I'd suggest subbing now to get the auto dm when it comes out so you can leak it without worry.

Who cares about leaks write green texts about monsters. Like panty raiding a college for monsters for example.

>>45299183
A sexy human, and that's mostly what I care about.

>>45299210
Nah, never. Unless someone holds a gun to my head, then we can work out some terms.

>>45299217
It would be better. This is starting to become a one sided hostage situation with nobody in the threads corner.

>go into education right out of high school
>working part time at a pre-school while going to university to become a teacher
>Baphomet keeps telling me she's going to marry me
>laugh it off and tell her she's going to be waiting a long time for that
>a few years later, I'm teaching 2nd grade while taking online courses
>she's in my class
>"I'm going to marry you Mr Anon!"
>laugh it off again but tell her maybe if she gets straight As all the way through college I'll think about it
>fellow teacher asks if I'm serious one day during lunch and I admit that I'm not into child-like mamono
>still have terrible luck even with desperate mamono
>Oomukade lunch lady even rejected me
>a few years later, I've moved into teaching in high school as part of my plan to get experience to become a professor of education
>she's one of my students, she's a little older looking than most Baphomets typically look though
>she's got her hair cut short and dresses a bit like a tomboy with cargo pants and the like
>still immediately recognizable to me
>"I'm still going to marry you Mr Anon!"
>yeah, I'm sure you will but only if you maintain those straight As
>she stops by my classroom every day during lunch with a few of her friends
>there's a guy her age in their friend group and I assume he's her boyfriend
>she gets really mad one day when I ask why her boyfriend isn't joining us for lunch
>whoops, he was actually her Holstaur friend's husband
>find a small puddle of milk in the boy's restroom twenty minutes later
>ah okay, that explains their lack of presence
>by the time she's a senior, I've finally finished my work and been hired at the local university to start teaching classes
>my dream has come true
>show up early for my first lecture on early education
>first student that shows up is her
>she's grown even more although compared to other mamono she still looks young
>probably sitting around 15 appearance and height wise
>she leans on my desk and whispers, "I'm definitely going to marry you Professor Anon," and then takes her time walking over to the closest seat to the front
>years later, only now realize she's been serious this whole time
>feel like a totally dense dork...which I am
>the day she graduates she marches up to me, grabs my hand, pulls me towards her, reaches up, grabs my collar and pulls me down for a kiss
>wrap my arms around her, kiss her back and then break off the kiss
>she pouts at me as I retreat but then giggles as I hug her tight and ask, "When's the wedding?"

Always keep your promises.

>>45299103
They got another one heh

>>45299267
The lesson is to turn down loli monsters unambiguously.

>>45299288

>>45299288
I wouldn't be able to make it out of a village of friendly elves and remain single.

DUSA

>>45299217
>college
>there's this holier than thou Demon
>acting always all smug and superior
>of course she has the signature oujo-sama ohohoho laugh as well
>always sits somewhere close to you in the cafeteria with her 2 goon succs
>always loudly comments about you eating alone and talking shit about your hair
>fuck you, you vapid broad, Elvis is king shit, you wouldn't get it
>another one of their silly fraternity meetings is coming soon
>decide you had enough and you gonna use this opportunity
>gonna steal their underwear and replace the campus flag with it
>the fated day arrives and you make your way to their room in the female dormitory
>had to pay a fine bribe to the salamander doorwoman, but sometimes sacrifices have to be made
>arrive at the door to their room and take a sneaky peek left and right down the hall to make sure nobody is gonna interrupt you
>take out your lockpicklawyer kit™ and unlock the door i under 5 seconds
>dash to the dresser and start the treasure hunt
>find blouses, shirts, skirts, swimwear, pants, dresses...
>but no sign of the holy pantsu
>hear the door click behind you and the clack of heels
>you turn your head in cold sweat back to the door only to find the Demon in charge succing in the air for another, mighty ohohohoho laugh, while her two goon succspose dramatically
>"OHOHHOHOHOHO you utter fool, did you really think the Sally wouldn't blow your cover OHOHOHOHO!"
>the two succs chime in together "Your chase was doomed to fail from the get-go. We don't wear any underwear!"
>Fuck, backup plan it is
>produce an acoustic guitar from behind your back
>strum the strings once and clear your throat, before closing your eyes, playing and singing 'Can't Help Falling In Love'
>at the end of your performance the demon and the succs are naked at your side and carresing your shoulders, chest and nether regions
>they stopped talking shit abour your hair

>>45299300
I don't think that's right, the lesson is to date lolis or you'll be waiting around for years for no reason.

>>45299288
Oh look, he's drawn (more literal) cows.

Ded

>>45299412
Every man lives. Not every man truly dies.

>>45299358
>his backup plan wasn't a pair of fresh panties that he'd put on the Demon only to pull them right off
weakling
if you wanted to serenade at her you could've done so on any average day

>>45295539
I do

>holstaur is sitting in a classroon
>rubs her breasts out of boredom
>suddenly feels a huge milkgasm coming
>firehoses Anon sitting in front of her with her milk

>>45296262
I know the irish guy but who is the maledomfag?

>>45295462
I'm liking the slow burn but man I wish I could fast-forward and binge it all at once. Great chapter. Hopefully get something cuddly soon.

>>45299446
How about not stirring the pot on seven hour old drama posting?

>>45299486
Isn't that every monster

>>45299494
Gremlins know what right and wrong are. They just don't care.

>>45299509
right > middle > left

18 naked cowgirls in the showers at Ram Ranch!
Big, soft, heaving tits wanting to be sucked!
18 naked cowgirls wanting to be fucked!
Cowgirls in the showers at Ram Ranch!
On their knees wanting to suck anon cocks!
Ram Ranch really rocks!

>>45299534

>>45299530
Why is it called ram ranch if it has no weresheep?
Checkmate farmites

>>45299539
The weresheep in monster musumes farm arc gave me really strong feelings considering it was just cocktease stuff.

>>45299537
Can't stop the fox

>>45299539
It's because you ram the cows on the ranch, silly.

>>45299564
This seems like false advertising, the weresheep guild will hear about this.

Sex with Vampires.

>>45299581
I wouldn't bother, the ranch's lawyer is a shark. Literally.

>>45299602
Sex with Spiders.

>>45299602
But she drained too much of my blood and now I can't get it up.

>>45299696
yeah but spiders are scary and mean
they want nothing more than to tie you up and torment you

I deserve to be squished beneath the most powerful hag

>>45299708
But they protect you from mosquito bullies.

>>45299708
Not true. You should join the exchange program and go live amongst spiders.

>>45299711
I only have to worry about midges up here

>>45299696
Acceptable
>>45299703
It's okay she asked the CEO of mamono mana to help you get it up.

>>45299696
The travel brochure never mentioned that spider sex was mandatory in the Arachne country...

>be Ms.Haku
>Principal Hebi arrives in Haku's mid-morning class to announce they're getting a new student
>calls Haku aside, this one is a 'bit of a problem'
>Haku's heart skips, maybe it's finally going to be that Fated Shota-Anon
>the Zombie-Janitors drag in a large reclining-bench desk from the store-room and find room for it at the back of the room, so no such luck, it's either an Arachne or Centauride
>Haku calms herself as the new student comes down the hallway
>a young Unicorn filly, followed by her mother, who Haku recognises as one of MGC's most famous surgeons, and her Husbando
>Principal Hebi makes the usual introductions, assures the worried parents that Ms.Haku is her most gifted teacher.
>Ms.Haku takes her new pupil into class for the welcome speech
>everymamono in class is impressed that their new classmate is such an attractive Unicorn and all nod eagerly when she finishes with "...and I hope we all get to be lifelong friends."
>they all settle in for the next lesson
>Art: "Everymanono draw a picture of themselves in the future"
>so Ms.Haku can correct the morning quizzes while the students are all busy drawing
>after 30 minutes, Ms.Haku calls each mamono up to show their work and talk about it
>most are pictures of mamonos and their husbandos, some interpreted the 'future' as being in Space or other odd situations but they're still valid
>the new student is last as she's at the back
>it's an accurare self-portrait of her face...
>...except she has two horns...
>... and there's a huge veiny Anon-cock bukkake-ing her face.
>
>Ms.Haku realises what the Hebi meant as a 'problem'

>>45299736
That future Bicorn is mine. MINE.

>>45299736
What's the problem?

>>45299716
I like !notStraya, it also has 9 of the 10 horniest types of Lamias.

Need someone to watch your back?

>>45299602
I mean she said just a nibble. One little bite couldn't hurt, right?

boob windows are breathing holes for the age regressed

>>45299430
Me to.
Why are so many people on ao3 autistic?

>>45299777
It's a trust issue, Anon's dick in her mouth is only hard because it's full of hot, fresh, pulsating blood... and she promised 'no-teeth'.

>>45299798
Fan fiction is pretty autistic pastime.

>>45299777
She'll stay true to her word, but she also knows you're gonna beg her to keep going after you experience how good it feels to feed your wif- mistress. She meant to say mistress.

>>45299752
The problem is one lucky Anon gets a Harem of 20 Loli-mamonos and so 19 Anons have to go to the next classroom.

Also even if the class does get a Shota Anon, Ms.Haku is going to have to fight hard to get him.

>>45299798
Buddy you have no idea

Imagine getting fought over by a bunch of high level Ultra Chuuni Mega Dorks

>>45299827
Bicorn harems are capped at around 5-6 women per their profile. There's still hope for Ms Haku.

>>45299798
The results of letting shitposters like mick and other historical mental illness cases run rampant with little to no oversight. Never forget Anons despite how bad the shitposting here gets it could be so much worse.

>>45296789
>The village girl is now a blatant girl boss
Well, no shit. From chapter 1 her thing has been 'god being a fucking peasant girl sucks I sure wish some demon would float by and give me power and agency'
did you expect her to monterize into a tradwife

When the devil is too busy and death is a bit too much.

>>45299840
>did you expect her to monterize into a tradwife
Yes

i really want an american sized p'orc to hg me and warm me up

You ever notice that you always find the biggest ones in the shower?

>>45299736
>>three weeks later
>the popular Unicorn has gathered a clique of the other mamonos
>she is one of the top students by her marks, but her essays and other works are increasingly lewd, and it's having an influence on the other girls
>at Parent-Teacher night, her mother is increasingly concerned
>Principal Hebi brings in the next new student
>Shota Anon!!!
>the Zombie-Jannys put his desk down in the empty space next to the Unicorn
>the Unicorn smiles invitingly at Anon
>Ms.Haku hears the sound of the Streetfighter [Fight!]-bell...

I'm going to correct my bratty tomboy Baphomet neighbor by giving her Metamorphosis-laced peanut butter fudge. She'll learn her lesson to stop walking across my roof on her way to work in the morning!

>>45299881
well, I... guess I can't really provide you a cure for a complete lack of sense and reading comprehension, so carry on.

>>45299834
>dork fight
>two girls having a battle for the ages to decide the fate of your soul
>really just two scrawny monsters you've never seen before making weird noises and gestures at each other

>>45299834
>Imagine getting fought over by a bunch of high level Ultra Chuuni Mega Dorks
Does it still count as Chuuni if they're actually casting spells. Sure it's a fireball not the flames of gehnny or whatever she was talking about, but it's still cool right?

Werewolves.

>>45299818
I can't have a mistress, I'm not married yet. That's bicorn talk.

i apologise for my age regression spam

>>45299834
>Bicorn harems are capped at around 5-6 women per their profile
The profile says there is an upper limit (somewhere) but a harem of 5-6 is easy. Also, that eventual limit is imposed by the Unicorn's mana. Shotanon could just have so much swagger he makes the whole class wet so his harem would form the normal way. We do know that much larger harems can exist, at least situationally.

>>45299798
>>45299809
>>45299831
I try not to be negative about it. For every awkward person there's a few people who are just looking for something cozy to read. It's the nature of fandoms like MGE. Glass houses and all that.

>>45299703
Having almost all your blood drained out of your body feels good.
It's only the brink of death, totally recoverable.

>>45299990
Yeah I should've said there are some regular nice people and nice autistic people too.
All in all, I'm usually happy if someone takes the time out to actually write a comment.

>>45300012
I usually get kudos for my stuff there. It's nice compared to here where I just get totally ignored.

>>45300020
People are weird here. There is no doubt that our writers are popular and people are grateful, but saying nice things on 4chan apparently is scary. That said, it's funny you say that. I feel like the other regulars get all the praise and I'm the only one missing out.

>>45300032
>>45300020
You're comparing an aggregate of everyone who will ever see the story located in a fixed position clicking a button compared to a website where feedback requires typing out a message to a post that a lot of people that come to this thread might not even see.

>>45300048
I'm well aware that there are good reasons this happens. It doesn't bother me. It just makes me happy to see kudos and kind words from names I recognize on AO3, which is how I know we're not all wasting our time here.

>>45300043
MEATY tails

If you build it they will come

>>45299990
Not even saying it derogatorily - it IS an autistic pastime, I would know.
>>45300012
>>45300020
>All in all, I'm usually happy if someone takes the time out to actually write a comment.
I feel awkward leaving a comment on AO3, but here I usually try to give a writer a (You) after reading if I can.

>>45300103
what do I need to build to attract a demon?

This is my wife, please say something nice to her!

>>45300117
Naw I’m gonna be mean this time and call her a midget.

>>45300090
The fox and the succ are especially powerful

>>45300117
Broom and scythe in one must be a practical solution, how smart of her.

Ms. Whitehorn has been teaching art class

>bog witch, but rather than being a creepy hag in the swamp, she lives in the suburbs and likes to go camping on the weekends

How is a skydiving golfer like a mad hatter?

>>45300257
But I want creepy hags
The creepier and haggier they are, the better.

>>45299171
slam your face into some fat dodo titties
as a prank, i mean

>>45300262
They are both fond of a high tee.

Officer wan has been patrolling my area, saying that crooks might be near by and she is here to protect me.
She's very handsy and likes to hug me a lot for some reason.

how do you certify that a container is actually mg resistant?

>>45300020
You are not the only one.

>>45300117
something nice to her!

>>45299954
whywolves?

>>45300374
Climb inside and cry