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Extreme witch bullying

>>45243455
Is this the new marisa bullying thread?

>>45243493
Nooooooo!!!!

Is this the NIGGER woman thread??

>>45244064

>>45244064
No, you're looking for the Reimu thread.

>>45244234
You sure?
Reimu looks pretty white to me

>>45244283
TFD (TOTAL FAIRY DEATH)

why don't we just… love the 'risa instead?

>>45244283
Apart from that Marisa resembles a NIGGER quite closely to me.

>>45244283
>You sure?
Yes, I'm certain.

>>45244547
Sheeet.
I guess they all homies or sumthin

>>45244779
Two violinists
A vocalist?
And a tambourine player?
This is either one of the best bands in gensokyo or the worst, no in-between

>>45244300
Xhe goes way further even tho, down TYD (TOTAL YOUKAI DEATH).

>>45244403
If anything, Marisa's a wigger.

>>45244804
I prefer this band.

Which flavor of Marisa bullying do you prefer?
I myself am a big fan of mocking Marisa's negative sex appeal what with her short stature and near concave bosom, though pointing out her weakness and frail mortality is amusing in its own way.

>>45245584
I'd prefer holding hands with her

>>45245584
Making fun of her short statue, taking her stuff and dangling it above her head, telling her that I love her crying face, and any sort of justifiably punishing her. For stealing, gloating, telling lies, whatever. I like justice.

>>45245584
I like bullying her for being a womanlet, putting things up high, taking her mini hakkero and holding it above her head, talking to her like she's a child, randomly deciding to pick her up and tickle her, just carrying her around, and generally reminding her she's literally child sized.

>>45245584
Bully Marisa(lovingly)!

>>45245761
Sakuya? Is that you?

>>45245584
Mocking her for being a failure of a magician who'll never achieve immortality and eventually have to settle down and marry a man, and with no one being willing to marry her she'll have to settle for her father's choice (me)

>>45245967
No, but I could see myself getting hired by her or Patchouli as an anti-Marisa unit.

>>45245584
I'd make her marry a fairy and tell her it's because she looks and acts like one.

>>45243455
Hey guys, I guess that's it!

Marisa is the armoured titan

Everybody bullies Marisa. Even Marisa bullies Marisa!

>>45247052
https://youtu.be/vQUF9M7horo

>>45247236
that's a lie, ZUN!! You cannot fool me!

>>45245584
Something like this.

>>45245584
1 pick up the witch
2 don't put her down
simple as

>>45245584
I liked one from another Marisa thread some time ago where Marisa couldn't sexually satisfy her boyfriend so he began cheating on her with Reimu and Marisa pretended she didn't know.

>>45247465
Reimu cheats by getting her power from the most powerful god of the setting after the dragon god.

>>45245761
>Making fun of her short statue, taking her stuff and dangling it above her head,
I hope you faggots realise she can fly?¿

>>45245777
I'll take her from you and carry her back to my house where she will live with me and be my loving wife

>>45248240
Thats why you hide her broom, she is powerless without it

>>45243458
Sorry bro but its permanent. You just posted Marisa Pyle or Private Pyle. She got chewed out for bringing magic mushrooms into the army and got beaten up.

>>45247561
There's a doujin like that except it's Marisa can't satisfy Alice so Alice starts fucking a random guy regularly, and Marisa goes to her house and hears Alice enjoying it like a whore and starts crying at the door. Can't decide which version is hotter.

>>45248240
You realize I can take her broom and hold it over her head, right?

>>45243455
God I wish I was Marisa there

I've been into Touhou and weeb stuff in general for like 15-ish, and I've never had a waifu. Nobody ever gripped me that much. Even Reimu, my favorite character in all media, never ticked that box.
But in the last few months, I've been thinking more and more of Marisa. I want to hug her, I want to sniff her hair, I want to hold her close, I want to look at this bundle of joy's wide grin and just revel in the positivity it brings. And I want to be Reimu while doing it, I don't care about my physical aging body. Is this what getting a waifu feels like?

>>45251703
Tranny

>>45251703
Man the least you can do is not get your willy chopped off or change your name or become a cross dresser. Why can't you just want to be rule 63 Reimu instead? That would be far more normal.

>>45250366
Good news anon! You can make your dreams come true.

My wife

>>45258427
beautiful wife, Anon.

>>45251703
You should get your faggorty treated instead being mentally ill

You're out in the village one day browsing the market and find the suspicious-looking moon rabbit's stall full of artefacts apparently from the outside world
Letting your eyes browse around you see little of interest today until you spot two round and spongy looking things
'These are a great 'beauty enhancement' from the outside world, maybe you'd like to see the special girl in your life in these tee hee?'
You ponder the pads for a moment then realise you could have some fun with these
What if you bullied the witch again but without even seeing her or laying a finger on her?
Haggling the price a bit you buy the pads, asking for a gift box and some ribbon
'Tee hee, you must really want to see a special girl in these!'
'Could say that, someone is definitely going to be very, very happy with these eheheh'
You get the gift wrapped box back from the rabbit merchant as an evil smile crosses your face
You grab a quite bite to eat and a beer in the village izakaya while you write a short letter to go in the box, practicing a few attempts on a scrap of paper to imitate Marisa's handwriting
"Saw these in the market today an they made me think of ya pad-chou, hope you like 'em ze"
Signing it off with a quickly scribbled star and the words 'Marisa xxx'
You wrap everything off and take the box to the village post office
'Express delivery please, to 'Izayoi Sakuya, Head Maid, Scarlet Devil Mansion'
'You're gonna have to pay some extra for that, I really don't like going to that place. Last time that gatekeeper mistook me for a newspaper seller and kicked me really hard'
The crow tengu post office worker jumped to the counter before a look of resignation sunk into her face once you stated the destination
Reluctantly you paid the extra fee, knowing this could only end well..
...
Several days you were shopping for some vegetables in the village market and overheard an interesting conversation between a frustrated customer and the medicine seller moon rabbit
'What do you mean you've got no stock left today, how did you sell out so fast, I need my sleeping potion today!'
The exhausted looking rabbit slumps forward slightly, pausing packing her stall up
'We're having some temporary supply problems, Doctor Yagokoro is very busy at the moment and doesn't have time to make fresh batches'
'This never happened before what could have possibly tied her up so much?'
'She is very busy treating a patient that needed extra care, I'm sorry, but they'll be new stock when she's free'
The villager grumbled and began to walk away as another stopped her
'You didn't hear about the witch? Apparnetly someone beat her up very good, she had over a hundred knife wounds! I have no idea how she survived that!'
'Hmm.. Maybe she just picked the wrong person to steal from this time?'
'Maybe but that seems like she must have done something to get whoever it was very mad...'
You burst laughing, so hard you almost fall over as a creates such a scene half the market stares at you
But you don't care, it sounds like you really got the witch this time..

>>45245584
I like surprising her pushing her in ponds, rivers and lakes. It's even funnier if another youkai gets involved too and continues on the bullying or just attacks her instead.

>>45244148
Marnig
Marisa as a nigger

>>45265457
Marisitanquanisha doesn't even own the broom she flies around with.

Why is Marisa the only character people are really into cucking?

>>45265565
I think people also like to show off Parsee, Alice and Satori being cucked. Shizuha too but both Akis are barely remembered. Akyuu technically is also cucked pretty often.

>>45265565
Because she deserves it. Thieves are the lowest of the scum on earth. She is lucky no one chopped her hands off like we do in my country.

So I heard you NIGGERS were talking shit about Marisa...

>>45267891
Lmao, Marisa looks like a boy.

>>45265565
>>45265666
Reimu being cucked by Alice is also quite popular

>>45268190
Never actually seen a work featuring that
I don't doubt it exists, just not in the realm of 'popular'

>>45268443
You have the entire Cookie franchise built around that

>>45268624
ah no wonder, I thought you meant doujin and such works
I honestly entered too late to be able to get into the cookie side of things without a more permanent thread prescience on this board

>>45247465
They're the same age doe
I guess Reimu could be a few months younger, if it makes Marisa even more insecure then I'm all for it

>>45270679
Niggerspeak detected, post ignored

>>45270705
You mean because of "doe"? Sorry I kept getting harassed by a Mexican on /int/

>>45270738
Call him lazy then, but by all means don't stoop to his level.

Throwing food over Marisa

Let's feed Marisa to the vampires, it's only fair isn't it?

>>45249107
I especially like it with Reimu because Marisa probably considers Reimu her best friend and deep down she knows that she can't do it half as good as Reimu can

>>45271888
Its not fair to feed the mistress such low quality blood.

>>45271972
Sometimes junk food can be fine in a pinch. Sakuya thinks its hilarious to betray her fellow human at least.

>>45251703
i regret to inform you that marisa is (not) real

you are also more than likely a middle aged white dude, so your dream of becoming reimu is not going to happen unless we magically advance a few hundred years in nanotechnology

>>45272070
No you are not fooling me!
Marisa as well as the other 2hus are very much real. I just said hello to her at the grocery store today

This witch just needs more bullying

>>45247561
now that the archive is working for now I can finally find the maricuck posts!

>>45280974
If Marisa has the body of a small child, wouldn't that arouse your average /jp/sie?

https://youtu.be/FpQLRkdeToo?si=Nm5JO3rWLckXKDCa

>>45280990
no, because she has the body of a malnourished child and not the kind of child that the average /jp/sie is gunning for
marisa can't do anything and you'd be better off finding a fairy to relieve your frustrations on

>>45281234
I wish I could marry Patchouli then we could bully Marisa together and bond over making the witch suffer.

Memes and shitposting aside, would a woman as small as her be able to have sex?

>>45282833
>>45280974

>>45282833
Interesting little fact about human genitals; the bits that encode height don't actually affect final genital sizes very much. A woman's vagina is typically five inches long when aroused (2.5 inches when not) and whether she's a giraffe or a dwarf doesn't impact it, though some other genetics seem to affect total length. I am not certain whether her pelvis is so narrow she can't give birth properly though, but even if she can't she should be able to fit all but upper end of the girthiest penises (the same ones which have trouble fitting into a normal sized woman).

>>45282899
I guess she would only have trouble giving birth then. Do women have any disease simillar to phimosis that make sex difficult?

>>45282956
The closest similar disorder I can think of is an impeforate hymen, but having a completely blocked vagina will show symptoms way before she has sex (first time she menstruates, typically, the blood and uterine lining will build up in there requiring surgery). There's vagninismus, a really unfortunate condition with any number of causes (mostly psychological) that makes the woman clamp down painfully hard during sexual penetration of any sort. Endometriosis is another, uterine tissue grows outside the uterus leading to a lot of pain, possible infertility, and a lot of scars around the uterus which can make sex very painful.

>>45283023
>(mostly psychological) that makes the woman clamp down painfully hard
This one is the most likely then of her having due her inferiority complex and always comparing herself to Reimu.

>>45282899
Woah, Marisa has a higher vagina to body mass percentage then a regular woman. to bad it won't get her laid.

>>45281668
Malnourished children are highly erotic.

>>45284019
>>45282883
>>45282641
>>45281234
Quit posting "marisa abuse" and accept that she's at least a hundred times prettier than your fatasses'll ever be

>marisa is small blah blah blah
but Marisa is way taller than the fairies

and she is always just slightly shorter than Reimu, making her average

>>45284467
And Marisa isn't a 35 year old kissless virgin 500 pounds over the national average unlike the abuse posters in this thread, forgot to mention that

>>45284478
and on top of that i just noticed the high heels sandals Reimu is wearing making the height difference even smaller

>>45284488
>500 pounds over the national average
So, three tons?

>>45277958
Force Marisa to lick those shoes!

>>45284846
Force this anon to lose some weight

>>45284478
using the fairy manga is cheating because the scales change all the time
look at that shot of marisa and the fairies in the chapter where they go to nitori's water ride and the fairies are about shoulder height to marisa then look at the final chapter where they're barely above their waist

>>45284990
Your favorite character is still irrelevant. Seethe

>>45285099
I have absolutely no idea what you're trying to say
I'm just pointing out that makoto hirasaka changed the height of the fairies on a whim

>>45285378
Did the fairies grow larger, or did Marisa get shorter?

>>45285407
Every time Marisa gets humiliated she loses one inch of height.

>>45285407
it isn't about whether one or the other got taller or shorter, it's just a case of bad art practice to be honest

>>45285413
Every time the artist flunked their art class the fairies gain one inch of height

>>45285415
the fairy stuff is all over the place
going off the size of the fairy compared to the panelling on the mansion's wall, this fairy is sakuya size (sakuya is considered tall in ZUN's height chart, the same height as meiling and yukari, while the other fairies are considered short, with reimu being fairly tall and marisa being fairly short in between)

>>45285460
yeah sounds like nothing more than a case of bad art practice and dementia honestly

>>45285491
Not every artist Zun hires can have dementia, lack of practice and also not being as autistic as we are about 2hu heights is entirely expected.

>>45244148
Marisa just got an upgrade

>>45245584
Telling her to go under the microscope I carry with myself if she wants me to talk with her (I pretend to be deaf as I say I do lip-reading)

>>45285746
Until you get master sparked

>>45285766
>until you get ma-

>>45285771
She can fly though and she WRECKED sakuya in EOSD so obviously this wouldn't happen unless you're a secondary

>>45285777
Unlike Reimu who can fly when she wants, Marisa needs her broom to do it.

>>45285811
And Reimu probably begged the shinpoo gods for 20 years straight to gain the ability to do so. Refer to the attached image for more information

>>45285833
this is the most defensive marisafag I've ever seen
this might very well be marisa herself, in which case all I have to say is that maybe if you hadn't spent your entire childhood and adolescence eating nothing but weird mushrooms maybe you'd be big enough to see without a microscope

>>45285850
Yes, I am a defensive marisafag. Problem? This is a Marisa thread. OP never said it's a marisa abuse thread.

>>45285833
Raymoo is the main character. Marisa is a nigger who gets overshadowed by Raymoo. Marisa is Reimu's Kung Lao. Her Krillin/Vegeta. Shinto gods gave Reimu god tier genetics so she doesn't even need to train. Unlike Marisa who is forced to train just so she can keep up. Marisa got so far and tried so hard but in the end it doesn't even matter.

>>45285886
Yeah, no. That entire meme's just a bunch of fanon secondary bullshit probably coming from someone who's never picked up a touhou game in their life. Also if Reimu's been blessed by the Shinto gods (false prophets) then why does she have to sit around and beg all day, unlike Marisa, who lives comfortably in a nice sizable forest home? Seethe.

>>45285833
Well Reimu's god is sealed into some funny balls is not like he can do much.

>>45285902
Yeah because Reimu and her god are both complete virgins. Reimufags BTFO marisafags stay winning

>>45285899
What is bullshit in it?

>>45285926
Read it again. The chart I sent is all factual primary gold while yours is just a bunch of fanon secondary slop. Also it's obsolete since Marisa just ranked first in a popularity poll

>>45285833
>>45285886
Neither of them can score a boyfriend.

>>45285936
Where do you expect them to find one

>>45285934
yeah except the part where rinnosuke tricks her out of priceless metal before he'll bother repairing her mini-hakkero meanwhile he'll repair Reimu's clothes and let her wear his spare clothes for free
even in canon reimu cucks marisa

>>45285954
Yeah you just proved both Rinnosuke and Reimu are nothing but lying and thieving poorfags. You just BTFO'd yourself before I could even take the honor of doing it. You'd know what I'm saying is true if you took the time to pick up a game instead of whinging about how a prostitute moneygrubbing whore is better than a beautiful blonde-haired financially stabled chad-ess (or stacy)

"My scatter-brained germ-sized kleptomaniac shroom addict is peak pure maiden!" said not a single sane and correct person, ever.

>>45285954
Mini-hakkero is a unique artifact of course he would ask for pay. Unlike Reimu's rags.

>>45285994
Nope. "My unhygienic prostitute moneygrubbing dandruff-scalped lazy whore is peak stacy material!!!" said not a single sane and/or correct person, ever.

>>45285994
I said that.

>>45286018
Secondary reimufags getting BTFO so hard, the usual

Tying this witch up and then stamping on her

>>45286069
Until you get master sparked

>>45286069
Stamping my face into her butt to inform her she's stinky!
TmH - Total marisa Humiliation!

>>45286095
I'd prefer the other way around; stamping her butt into my face

>>45286072
Can't do shit while she's tied up. She'll never get the chance to use it if she gets exterminated first because she's too physically weak to stop anyone overpowering her. She's getting burned before she can use her mini hakkero again.

>>45286132
And how would the humans go about capturing her? The humans involved in the Salem Witch Trials were just ordinary people, she absolutely would've destroyed them no matter how delusional you are.
Also that image genuinely made me laugh her expression is gold

>>45245584
Lovey dovey anal sex with angry Marisa

Related to the comments above; getting humbled to death by Marisa facesitting me after I try and fail at kidnapping her would be just mmmmm

>>45286177
that's a FAKE Marisa! You can tell because the braid is on her right shoulder!

>>45286184
Maybe she just did it the other way around. No biggie because she's perfect anyways

Stealing Marisa's broken corpse

>>45286199
That's Remu in a wig and costume.

>>45286210
Insane cope. She's gonna feed the nuclear furnace.

I want to stuff her into a jar and jerk off into it until she drowns

>>45286233
"In you g--"

>>45286217
Marisa is small, that body looks bigger, it was clearly Reimu in costume trying to imitate best girl.

>>45286245
It's okay, I can bribe her with some human food.
She's typically munching on some wild mushrooms or something like a cavewoman, so real food will make her drop her guard.

Hope Marisa sees this bro

>>45286268
A bit ironic coming from a Reimufag. You can't tie someone up in a fraction of a second which is the time it takes to draw a mini-hakkero. Even if she doesn't have her mini hakkero she's extremely strong so she'll probably just beat the shit out of you

Making the witch vampire food

>>45286302
What if she foolishly already ties herself up?
And I'm not a Reimufag.

>>45286324
Oh come on she's not that small

Making the witch fresh biscuits

>>45286340
This is her real size. In the games and manga she gets digitally enhanced.

Marisa got her ass kicked by bees. You could smack her around if you take her by surprise.

>>45286359
False information
This is her TRUE and HONEST size. You're just a troll.

>>45286363
She's also just a weak human girl. If you can get close enough to take her hakkero away you've already won.

Reimu caught multiple moving tsukumogami without even moving in the time it took Marisa to catch one

>>45286368
Dang, Marisa has some weird fantasies.
This isn't surprising though, I guess people below 1 meter in height would dream about becoming giants.

>>45286388
"GIMME THAT SHI--"
>Gets clocked in the jaw

marisa's canonically extremely physically strong so even then she'll BTFO you

>>45286412
this is already true in touhou since we know that shinmyoumaru has a massaive height complex and constantly dreams about being a giant

>>45286418
Oh no, I accidentally touched her face too fast.
Thought she could take that with her superior strength.

>>45286445
Art is not a source, if this were real Marisa'd have you on the ground before you got midway through your slap.
Side note the amount of coping from reimufags in this thread is absolutely insane

>>45286401
So? I love Reimu and everyone knows she is powerful, that doesn’t mean Marisa is weak by any means

>>45286418
How bulletproof is she?

>>45286464
Also not to mention Reimu, because Shinpoo is a false religion no different from that of the Aztec worship of Stsputsputspoctl or whatever their gods were before colonization hit, wouldn't last a day in the real world while Marisa'd probably decimate Hulk Hogan in a 1v1 IRL with her strength

>>45286461
It was one finger, anon.
And I strongly doubt that, granted my center of weight is much higher up than hers but she can't so much as stop my hand, and you're talking about her pushing me over. She's just too small for this.

>>45286501
Wise man once said:

>"Take this, bi-"
>BRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA

>ITT Marisakeks coping hard
The reality is this is all heavy cope that Marisa is mortal and eventually will end up being killed when she inevitably tries to become a full youkai magician. Yukari will act on it and Reimu will likely have no choice but to do it. It's over for you eventually. Orin's cart will have an ordinary magician eventually.

>>45286509
There, there. She's all better now.
I'm still stuffing her in that jar later though.

>>45286521
>ITT Reimufags coping harder
She's not going to try to become a full youkai magician because she's already stronger than every boss, as proven by every game being able to be 1ccd with Marisa. If you consider this invalid reasoning, then you're a secondary.

>>45286521
She's not a villager anymore though, so she could potentially evade this fate. I think she should show up in the village less often though.
>>45286546
You're not really even funny, bro.

>>45286546
Well then how do you explain Marisa losing not once but three times to Reimu if you 1cc every game with her?

>>45286587
What do you mean? I'm not trying to be funny.

>>45286588
11 is a higher number than 3.

>>45286546
But the still age like a human while youkai magicians stop aging.

>>45286546
I bet you're russian.

>>45286815
They'll probably work something out with Reimu, who, to the demise of ITT Reimufags, is actually friends and coworkers with Marisa.

>>45286923

What makes you think that?

>>45286939
Am i right?

>>45286960
First, tell me what makes you think I am Russian before I answer your question.

>>45286988
Now i think you're jewish, congrats on concealing your nationality. Your style of writing.

>>45286998
>jewish isn't a nationality
I'm American.

>>45287007
Sure thing, quad.

>>45286939
Who said anything about based witch bullies being seething Reimufags?

Remichads we got this witch, yet alone the broke miko.

... Now might be a good time to ask for my wife's spellcard back.

Marisa exists to suffer.

>>45288300
Get up Marisa! I did not raise you to be a fucking bitch!!

Marisa exists to eat garlic bread IDK what you guys're talking about

>>45288300
Last sentence is an oxymoron

>>45291143
Why did you post a image of Koishi?

>>45291211
Wait what? It was tagged as Marisa apparently, guess my grabber is just retarded

Revised: Marisa exists to eat garlic bread IDK what you guys're talking about

>>45291211
this is koishi thread now
post koishi

>>45291281
tsuchinoko real

>>45291281
I love that Marisa has a comically fat tsuchinoko and keeps it as a pet. I really wish he'd show up again.

>>45285994
She's not peak maiden. She's peak goblin, and I like that.

>>45291720
I'd say she's second or third with Yuuma being absolutely peak goblin but she's up there and it's good.

>>45285886
God given talent>Hard work and dedication

You can try all you want but you will never catch up to someone who is beloved by God.

>>45291761
She’s not beloved by God. She’s homeless and has to sit on her ass begging strangers all day for money. Shinto gods are false prophets and the Holy Trinity is the only true way anyways, so she wouldn’t last a day outside of Gensokyo as I said while Marisa would probably be able to take on Hulk Hogan in a 1v1.

>>45291916
oh you're just a christfag
go away

>>45291958
And what do you believe in? I’m not looking to have a religious debate right now. Just asking.

>>45244826
She's not even white.

>>45292430
Whiter'n you, Muhammad.

>>45292430
She's one of the whitest people in Touhou wdym
Sure Remi and Flan exist, but Marisa's first name is Italian while everyone else has yellowed names like Fujimakareikara Hajamarakuniko.. or Reimu.

>>45292430
All witches are white, everyone knows that.

>>45292484
I don't know...
Marisa is lacking fair skin

>>45292520
Reimu's swarthy as shit

>>45292539
what kind of racial slurs can you say to reimu about her complexion without violence

>>45292539
Nipper

>>45292558
That's a non-canonical tan you doofus.


Feeding Marisa lots of yummy pastries and then putting her to bed with a full tumtum would be a dream!

>>45292579
Oh no the 2hus went full nigger (not canon)

>>45292674
MY EYES!!!!

Its funny seeing the rivalry between 'Isa and 'Mu fags when in reality if you wanted to conquer the heart of one you would need to be in good terms with the other. They are basically sisters.

I think Marisa should wear a bell or something, she's so small that you pretty much can't even see her. I can't constantly look under my feet to keep that gremlin un-trampled.

>>45292795
Honestly yeah we need to start hating on youkai and lunarians more instead of trying to divide humanity

>>45292816
Tie her up.

Marisa is a big girl and she should have a big gun.

>>45294201
She's too strong to be tied up. Also you'd get MASTER SPARKED before you could even do anything

>>45292795
>They are basically sisters.
Sisters where one is keeping watch on the other in case one needs to terminate the others life for trying to reject humanity

>>45294223
Just hold the Hakkero over her head and pull her hat over her eyes, she is now powerless

>>45294224
>ITT Reimufags STILL coping


Marisa with a gatling gun

>>45243455
this thread was made by Alice hands

>>45294230
I just told you she's too strong to be tied up you tard
Canonically she can take on Hulk Hogan in a 1v1 if she were dropped into the real world. You can seethe all you want but without her powers provided to her by a false prophet that hates her Reimu'd be done for

>>45292539
>marisawhiter.png
bitch looks like her kidneys are failing

>>45294251
Now thats some hard-core headcanon. Feel free to believe what you wish, it doesn't make it any truer

>>45294911
Her kidneys aren't failing her diet is perfect. Unprocessed mushrooms with tea to drink.

>>45294980
>headcanon

>climbed Youkai mountain manually (Forbidden Scrollery - Chapter 45)
>lifted sunny milk up one-handed without any effort at all (Visionary Fairies in Shrine - Chapter 9.5)
>carried a hugeass CRT out of Kourindou (you're a zoomer faggot you have absolutely NO idea how heavy crts are)

keep seething secondary and go pick up a touhou game or at least some literature for once instead of claiming you're a 2hu enjoyer just because you own a couple fumos

>>45295038
genuinely in awe that you're acting like lifting a fucking fairy is an amazing feat of strength when hulk hogan could bodyslam andre the giant

>>45295038
Literally all of that is in the perview of the normal strength of a human girl in their late teens. Did you forget that people that live active life styles don't have noodles for arms like you do?

>>45295069
With one hand with absolutely no effort at all while smiling with a hand on her hip.
Reimufags stay coping

>>45295119
A fairy is literally the size and weight of a toddler, that isn't that impressive.

>>45295132
No they aren't but there's still other examples, such as when she held onto Urumi's extremely heavy stone baby while she was trying to drown her, something that obviously doesn't fit in the
>PERVIEW
of the normal strength of a human girl in her late teens.

>>45295168
Yeah, all within the realms of a person with an active and healthy lifestyle.
I don't know why you are so mad

>>45295176
No? The stone baby is canonically extremely heavy.
You seem like the type of person who thinks Touhou is an anime though so I'll just ghost you for the remainder of this thread, this won't go anywhere anyways

>>45295186
I have no idea what that insult is supposed to mean but its clear you have no concept of human strength. Marisa is, and has always been an ordinary magician. Ordinary because she is a pure human with human limits, she is not some super powered girl like you believe.

>>45295220
I'll leave this here:
>"Urumi can change the weight of things she is close to. This is seen in her fight in Wily Beast and Weakest Creature with her enlarging her danmaku."
Therefore there's a near-certain chance Urumi used this power on her stone and Marisa was still able to lift it.

>>45295260
Then she didn't make it heavy enough for her to drop, or she wouldn't be able to carry it.

>>45295281
She was trying to drown her so she would've made it as heavy as possible. Point put into a blender, ground up, mixed with milk and turned into a milkshake for Marisa to enjoy.

>>45295304
Yeah see, if I was going to make you hold something heavy I won't make it so heavy you drop it.
If you could only hold 20 pounds of weight in each arm and I asked you to hold something then increased it's weight to 300 pounds then you'd just drop it cause its heavy. Therefore, I'd instead make it weigh something like 60 pounds which you could reasonably carry with your legs and back involved.

Point is that Urumi would've only made it as heavy into the upper limits of what Marisa could carry, not into something beyond.

>>45295119

>>45295886
She was trying to drown her, in water, not play with her you doofus. Drowning means dying. So, drown = kill. Let me put it in a language you can understand.

>Urumi do not like Marisa. So Urumi do not want Marisa to be there. Urumi think only way to make Marisa not be there is drown her, so Urumi put big stone baby on her and push her into water. She can make thing heavy, so she make thing very, very heavy, to where even Grug can't hold up, but Urumi do not think Marisa can lift even most heavy she can make stone baby. But Marisa very strong, stronger than any human, so she lift stone baby easy.

There. Read it again if you still don't understand.

>>45295935
You don't need much weight to drown someone. All you'd need to drown someone is around 10 pounds of weight unless they're a good swimmer.
Again, if she made it too heavy Marisa wouldn't be able to carry it and would be forced to drop it. Therefore Urumi would've only made it heavy enough and not the weight of a car or something.
Please use your critical thinking skills

>>45295981
Use yours. You don't even know what you're talking about. Urumi refers to the baby as "ultra-heavy". The definition of ultra-heavy according to the Merriam-Webster dictionary is "extremely or extraordinarily heavy".
The definition of extraordinary is "going beyond what is usual, regular, or customary", and the definition of extremely is "going to great or exaggerated lengths". Therefore, this is proof that the stone baby IS beyond what a normal human can hold without collapsing, but Marisa's very strong so she was able to lift it and cuck Urumi. Not to mention Marisa presumably held the ultra-heavy baby for the entire stage.
Sources:
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/extreme
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/extraordinary
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/ultraheavy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pCZ9PD2UR4 @ 2:29 and 2:00

>Reimufags Stay Coping™

>>45294201

>>45296140
Marisafag approved (Please do not abuse her ((she's strong as I said so she'll break free if push comes to shove)))

marisa can be as strong as she wants but it's still not going to stop me from cucking her with reimu

Marisa is now sexy.

>>45296168
You act as if a goddess deserving the title of Queen of Gensokyo with me by her side as King (though subordinate to her, of course) would have standards low enough to hold even a finger to that unhygenic, impoverished, prostituting sorry excuse for a shrine maiden. Call her a miko all you want; in reality, though, she's one of many homeless beggars in Gensokyo.

>bullies the witch with total impunity

>>45296243
By doing what? Slapping her with a spoon? Trying to eat her, only to get annihilated by the sheer glory of her mini-hakkero?

Marisa after I'm done with her

>>45296070
Are you literally arguing semantics on a translated work?
Either way you look at it what i said stands, even if very heavy it cannot be heavier than what can be carried or it'd be dropped. There is no refuting that.

>>45296266
>Trying to eat her, only to get annihilated by the sheer glory of her mini-hakkero?
Nice cope. Marisafags can't handle the GOAT being the only character in canon Marisa can't defeat.

>>45296313
Yes, I am, the translation is accurate.
Any semblance of an argument you came up with in your replies has been completely obliterated under the weight of facts and logic, and a Touhou connoisseur with a bit of knowledge and critical thinking skills. Seeing as you lack the knowledge even possessed to debate this topic, I see no point in continuing this. Therefore, goodbye.

>>45296316
>Nice cope
Your waifu is nothing more than a gluttonous slob who was absolutely decimated by Marisa in Gouyoku Ibun, as with every other opponent she comes across. The only reason she ended up in UDoALG is because ZUN wanted to suck up to her fans unable to accept that her character is nothing more than the result of ZUN's downward spiral in creativity during the third generation of Windows games. I mean, come on. Her only ability is being able to eat things?

>>45296348
Why are you talking about Reimu?

>>45296418
I'm talking about Yuuma but Reimu applies too. I have a paragraph written on why but I don't feel like posting it here.

>>45294251
>Canonically she can take on Hulk Hogan in a 1v1 if she were dropped into the real world.
Meanwhile in Gensokyo the dumb witch would get her ass handed to her in a physical fight with an oni or a vampire if no cowards mini hakkero moves were allowed.

If anything the spell card rules are the only reason Marisa doesn't end EoSD as food.

>>45296323
Feel free to argue semantics and claim you are right despite facts being that you can't carry what you can't carry. Have a good one, retard-kun

>>45296493
>Meanwhile in Gensokyo the dumb witch would get her ass handed to her in a physical fight with an oni or a vampire if no cowards mini hakkero moves were allowed.

And Remilia and Flandre would be DEMOLISHED in a fight if they weren't youkai and instead were ordinary human beings with no powers at all. Your logic is stupid.
>>45296513
Then how did she absolutely demolish Junko?
Oh, that's right. You think you're a Touhou fan because you watched M*mories of Phantasm.

>>45296547
>Then how did she absolutely demolish Junko?
What's that even got to do with MoP, Junko doesn't even appear in it.

Just accept it you cling onto being 'le ebin primary fan' but Marisa is actually dog shit in the primary games. Her hitbox is too large, her shot range and width is poor, the only time she is ever a stand out best character is because of bugs like Marisa C on MoF. Nearly every other game she's an inferior character to use to not only Reimu but most of the other characters. Face it, Marisa sucks. The only remotely better thing about Marisa over any other characters in the mainline games is her dialogue and even that is dependent on the quality of translation.

>>45296513
>spell card rules are the only reason Marisa doesn't end EoSD as food.
More like every single game.
They're the only reason she's able to do anything. Without them a youkai would just tear her to pieces when she's stuck firing her hakkero at a fairy or something, or hell, a stronger youkai could just tank the damage directly.

>>45296611
>What's that even got to do with MoP, Junko doesn't even appear in it.

It's an offhand remark.
Marisa isn't dogshit in the primary games. You'd know this if you hadn't clung onto Reimu through the entire series because you're too much of a pussy to use anything other than her. She's fast as shit which is a plus for me. You're obviously just a retard spewing shit your epic reimufag friend/the Touhou Wiki told you devoid of critical thinking because Marisa's hitbox is a placebo in most of the games. Her Master Spark deals a shitton of damage in EOSD and she's undeniably the better choice in MoF SA DDC and WBAWC.
Please get out of /jp/ before you get your ass handed to you by someone less merciful with their retorts than I am.

>>45296513
>>45296667
Same is true for Reimu.

Hell, arguably even Sakuya, Youmu, and Sanae.

>>45296683
Marisa, Sanae, Reimu and Reisen don't need spell card rules because Junko openly disobeyed them and still got BTFO.

>>45296693
>Junko openly disobeyed them
Did she?

>>45296709
Yes
>Her spell cards violate the spirit of the spell card rules. While the rules were in part designed to prevent bloodshed, Junko has multiple spell cards made to kill.

>>45296683
Not at all
Marisa can hold her own as we see in 98 despite not being physically strong
Reimu can casually and accidently destroy a mountain as seen in WaHH
Sakuya, well enough said about her
Youmu is actually good in a fight due to being a decently skilled swordsman despite being a dork
Sanae has the power of two gods on her side, though she is arguably weaker than Reimu magically and about as strong as a normal girl physically.

That said all the girls have insane reaction times, Reimu and Marisa despite being humans were able to dodge all of Youmu's sword swings after clappy clapped her mind in WaHH. They did so while sitting, sipping, and talking about random shit.

>>45296683
Not really. Reimu is a shrine maiden, and she has her OP ability to "float". It's not dependent on her gear. On top of that, she's well protected by the youkai, and you know why. The spellcard rules were set up by her, not only to protect the villagers from youkai, but to protect the youkai from Reimu.
Sakuya and Youmu have their own unique skills that are borderline broken, and again, they're innate skills. Arguably Youmu suffers without her sword but she's a skilled fighter. They also typically don't involve themselves in things unless the incident affects them or their masters. Sanae has direct divine interventions, blessings and protection, similar to Reimu except she actually talks to her gods.

Why didn't Marisa save them when Okina confessed that they were humans that she kidnapped?

>>45296790
As spoken about in FS, Marisa doesn't give as hit about humans that aren't her friends.

>>45296796
Yes. Sigma female behavior. Marisa doesn't need anybody.

>>45296796
Marisa is more psychopathic than Reimu, she would have saved them if Okina said to her they were humans

>>45296834
>Sigma
please take your shitty memespeak out of /jp/

>>45296839
lol
haha
lmao even

>>45296796
Marisa is reckless and likely going to hell once her mortal life runs out. Eiki might exaggerate her 'lectures' to spook their recipients into action but her persistent and compulsive lying is just the tip of the iceberg really.

>>45296863
>NOOOOOO! SHE LIES WHEN DEALING WITH LITERALLY EVIL MONSTERS!
Everything Marisa does is totally justified.

>>45296847
It's not memespeak it's a term that's been repurposed by zoomers to mean something completely out of its original intended use

>>45296874
pretty sure she tried to steal books from suzunaan once

>>45296863
I agree on that, Marisa is a thief, liar, eats meat, gives in avarice, is greedy, and more that I can't think up off the top of my head.
I don't think she has enough good Karma to reincarnate though I may be wrong. By buddahist doctorine, which the Yama is supposed to follow she is very guilty.

>>45296796
? That's Reimu. Marisa does actually care about normal people.

>>45296777
>It's not dependent on her gear.
Sakuya's and Youmu's abilities to fight are also dependent on their gear. Hell, even Reimu is to a certain extent. Yeah, she can float but not much she's going to do with her bare hands.

>>45296790
I feel bad for them

>>45296879
>zoomers
Yes, that term too. Please use those terms outside of /jp/ and not in it.

>>45296884
She joked about it and then never did it.

>>45296890
Yama weirdly enough seem more taoist though.

>>45296893
In FS when the conversation was about human villagers Marissa said that she doesn't care about the humans of the village since she doesn't consider herself one.

>>45296890
Eats meat? Is Gensokyo an Islamic theocracy or do I just not know enough about Shinpoo or Poodhism?

>>45296910
>Yama weirdly enough seem more taoist though.
I'm not very good on taoist philosophy, with only a surface level understanding but I don't think they really have anything on the afterlife that isn't derived off of folk religion or buddahist thought.
That said the Yama are supposed to be buddahist.

>>45296918
Which issue? Most of her actions, as well as her dialogue in UFO, contradict that.

>>45296919
The Yama are supposed to be largely inspired off of buddahist beliefs and a bit of chink folk religion from what I understand. By buddahist belief you are not supposed to eat meat except under very specific circumstance.

>>45296944
Which is why I'm glad I'm a Westerner and a Christian. How can Eiki even survive without at least a weekly sirloin steak straight off the grill? I don't get it.

>>45296893
What part of "unique skills" makes you think about their gear? Sakuya has knives, but if she runs out/gets disarmed/whatever she can still time stop and get more or just run away. Youmu has her super speed, so without her sword she can either get something to fight with or escape.
Marisa without her gear is a corpse. She's just a normal human girl, she'd die just as fast as any outsider.

Without the spellcard rules Marisa most likely just wouldn't fight fairly. Like, she would have just turned the SDM into rubble from a distance then taken out anybody that tried to come after her one by one.

>>45296973
This, yeah. People underestimate Master Spark terribly.

>>45296960
>Marisa without her gear is a corpse.
She could just, you know, run away. It would be harder for her but not impossible. It's not like she would automatically lose the ability without her gear.

>>45296977
That and she's a long range fighter in a setting where most people would, without the spellcard rules, fight in close range.

>>45294250
Alice is a sadist with a thing for young magicians, she should remain 50ft from people at all times.

>>45296874
The lying is the tip of the iceberg Eiki started on in PoFV. The rest she hasn't even started about yet. The recklessness, stealing, pride, arrogance, gluttony, greed, occasional wrathful behaviour towards youkai without provocation first. Only half of what she does is justified, more often than not Marisa is only now solving incidents for personal gain or to show off her power against youkai. Eventually she's on a slippery slope to start causing incidents.

>>45296890
Reincarnating is not even in the question with Marisa. She likely fails judgement and has nowhere near enough positive karma to offset the weight of her lifetime of sinning. While she's unlikely to ever do anything serious enough to end up in Avici, she's most likely headed for a lesser hell or a very long stay in the Netherworld until she has atoned for her sins. Ironic considering she exterminated Yukuko in PCB and TD that she could probably be serving her for a very long time after death.

>>45297202
Can't Marisa repent if she wishes to sincerely turn away from sin and ascend to Heaven instead of going to hell?

>>45297243
Thats a christian thing, not a buddahist thing.
Even then you have to actually walk the walk in Christianity to actually repent from sin, not just pay lip service.
Though I guess the buddahist equivalent would be to ascend and become enlightened, fat chance of Marisa doing that.

>>45297172
>Alice is a sadist
Established in the straw doll interview questions and eight missing men stories.
>...with a thing for young magicians
Where is this from though?

>>45297268
Well, hypothetically, she obviously isn't dead yet so she CAN find faith in the Jesus and make a U-turn, but I see it as unlikely, unfortunately.

...unless I get dropped into Gensokyo and convert her

>>45297289
Christianity doesn't exist in Gensokyo so she can't even consider that route. If the SDM inhabitants didn't bring it with them (although the library probably has some texts on it or even scripture) it's unlikely to ever establish a presence there. Although even if someone tried, considering the parallels with feudal Japan, it would likely be successfully persecuted and driven out, perhaps even with the unity of all other faiths present in Gensokyo against it. It's certainly a prescience Yukari would likely intervene something to prevent establishing itself.

>>45297322
Theoretically it exists, since creator God trumphs pocket dimensions. Though God likely pays it no mind as far as intervention goes cause thats how he rolls, plus no followers. This is all head canon though.
Yukari definitely would try to snub down any religious insurgency from a big faith like that before it starts though, dragon god doesn't need that bs in his life. It would be an incident and all the other religious players would do their part to help, since Christianity actually offers an exit plan instead of 'go to hell lmao'

>>45297202
>The recklessness, stealing, pride, arrogance, gluttony, greed, occasional wrathful behaviour towards youkai without provocation first.
All of which is justified due to her status in Gensokyo as a human villager.

>more often than not Marisa is only now solving incidents for personal gain or to show off her power against youkai
See above.

>>45297322
>Christianity doesn't exist in Gensokyo
I will fix this

>>45297322
The Great Hakurei Barrier was sealed well after the Meiji Restoration and during the peak of the Freedom and People's Rights Movement which allowed/pushed for freedom of religion respectively, so the Good News COULD have a presence there or at least could have

>>45297322
>Christianity doesn't exist in Gensokyo so she can't even consider that route
Sure it does. Granted, only explicitly in the PC-98 era, but conveniently Marisa is one of the few characters who was around for that.

>>45297375
NTA but thats not how that works at all.
Eiki makes it a point that people should do their jobs and stick to their station yes, but sin is sin. Marisa isn't justified in anything on that list but attacking youkai

>>45297377
I'll co-op with you if I somehow end up in Gensokyo at the same time as you brother

>>45297395
>>45297377
Funny enough, you'd never end up in Gensokyo without sneaking in yourself due to how gappy specifically avoids gapping in those who have balls and ambitions

>>45297412
I'll sneak myself in carrying a truckload of Japanese bibles and throw them everywhere alongside some pamphlets then wait to become one of the Martyrs of Japan. Easy solution.

>>45297426
"A thousand (youkai) may fall at your side, ten thousand (youkai) at your right hand, but it will not come near you"

>>45297379
Theoretically it's possible, but it's unlikely at any point a human or youkai crossed into Gensokyo from one of the very few Kirishitan holdout communities left by the 19th Century. Someone or something from the SDM could have also spread it but it's unlikely if it hasn't already appeared. Knowledge of it is most likely just contained to the library.

>>45297385
PC98 era is borderline or seperate canon for the purposes of comparing to anything set in EoSD and beyond.

>>45297426
The second the gap hag got word of it she'd likely gap all traces of it out and you to somewhere very unpleasant for doing it and introducing something potentially so disruptive to the balance of order in Gensokyo, especially to youkai dependent on faith for survival. Introducing something that could potentially genocide a significant group of youkai is guaranteed to get the full attention of Yukari until all trace of it is relentlessly eradicated.

>>45297581
You forgot the part where Yukari gets thrown into the lake that burns with fire and brimstone

>>45297377
Fuck Jesuits

>>45297651
Jesuits were good people. Gensokyo needed some because Shintoism is borderline idolatry, if not plain idolatry.

>>45297322

Zun has already stated that he wants to avoid controversy by incorporating Christianity into his work. However, a Christian group in Gensokyo could be a nice idea, considering that many European monks were known for making beer and wine.

Imagine a group of four girls in this Christian group: one is a long descendant of Saint Finbar (Irish Saint) and serves as the brew master and master of wine; another is a nun; the third is a Christian scholar specialized in exorcism; and the last one is the leader, a long descendant of Saint Peter.

They recently moved to Gensokyo, built a small monastery, and now reside there.

As for the incident, Yokais are behaving very quietly, and most of them are afraid of a strong power that is looming over Gensokyo. Meanwhile, liquor stores and bars have started selling a mysterious premium beer and wine that taste "angelical."

Reimu, Marisa, and Remilia begin to investigate this uncommon incident, attempting to find out who is responsible for making the Yokais so afraid and for selling those legendary beverages.

>>45298351
For the secret boss, maybe a classic western Angel like a cherub

>>45280974
>I wonder who has been making these types of posts...
It was me.

>>45297322
The idea of Marisa stealing a Bible from Pachy's library and ending up converting to Christianity is so funny to me for some reason