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>>45269234
This is extremely irresponsible use of time travel technology

>>45269248
Yeah,I'm gonna succ on her titties. How did you know?

You should spend the night with Aunt Winegoat.

>>45269259
Don't try to impede her genius

>>45269314
>FUCK! are you shining this for yourself or for me?!

>>45269314
thanks for leveling my drain

>>45269337

Such happiness in a monster girl.

>>45269314
God, reminds me of any time my parents do any sort of furniture moving.
They legitimately have me come over as I'm easier for either of them to work with.

>work at shrine
>have to keep evil fox from long ago sealed there
>recently she's been stirring
>ancient seals that once held her are now burning off
>spend most days reapplying them
>only for them to burn off soon after
>almost every waking moment is dedicated to this task
>hardly get any sleep any more
>dead of winter
>snow storm comes in
>rages long into the night
>power goes out
>temperature starts to drop
>storm continues to rage
>wrapped in as many layers as possible in futile attempt to keep the cold out
>can hear her calling out on the cold wind
>like a siren's song beckoning to the sealing chamber
how do you resist bros? how do you survive?

>>45269314
>>45269234
I love these green haired lunatics more than you can imagine

Can you honestly say you love your favourite species more than anyone else?

>>45269500
think jub anon might be that for the pink bird

>>45269500
I have over 200 pictures of hellhounds, I'm obsessed with them.

>>45269500
gremlin yes.

>>45269500
i am remaking my old one so yes.

>>45269500
how the fuck would I know what the concept of love is?

>>45269500
Maybe not, but it's not supposed to be a competition.

>>45269440
Establish dominance. Call her a wrinkly femcel, whos mumified ovaries can only cough up dust. Maybe piss at the door of the chamber as well.

>>45269546
UNDERSTAND

>>45269546
just need a rad pyrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V4IEV8l-gA

>>45269571
make me, cupid

>>45269578
>pyrow
ugh I don't want a zoomer.

>>45269440
Open the basement window, give her a taste of the cold outside.
After ten to fifteen minutes she'll beg you to warm her up, that's when you begin stage one of the taming plan.

>>45269360
>Call cable company
>Hellhound comes
>Does her job
>Doesn't have rape me
>Leaves
They should get reported for this

>>45269632
FYI, mamono can sense future Alps

>>45269638
Shit, I gotta tell my bicorn wife.

>>45269578
>skater girl pyrow
every day they get stronger, how are us average nerds supposed to compete

pyrow smells of fruity vapes

>>45269587
>Zoomer pyrow
>Keeps taking selfies while fucking you
>Use zoomer speak you don't understand
>Blows vape smoke on your dick for some reason

>>45269500
yup, wurms are my favorite type, who doesn't love a big dumb girl with lots of love for you

>>45269652
id smell a pyrow's mouth

>>45269671

>>45269680
you wouldn't say that to her face though

do you think that mist continent girls and Zipangu girls get along?

>>45269744
Violent war, I would say.

>>45269314
I like the idea of a gremlin that can work with highly advanced machines but has trouble tightening a drain

>>45269766
so if u told our zipangese momster ou're going to get some mist food, she would be very angry I assume?

>>45269794
Get her to blow you before you go out to tide her over

>>45269265
>she drags you in a for a "few" drinks
>several glasses later she starts getting touchy/handsy
>you extricate yourself from her arms and excuse yourself to go to bed
>she looks sullen but clutches the bottle for comfort and starts drinking directly from it as you leave the room
>about 30 minutes later she barges into your room
>silly goat must be so sauced up she can't even recognize her room anymore
>whatever, she'll probably figure it out. you just keep pretending to sleep
>she stumbles and stagers over before flopping heavily onto your bed
>she hugs you tightly and begins compulsively licking the side of your neck
can nothing be done about the tyranny of goats?

>>45269824
It's cute that she managed restrain herself to cuddling when drunk in bed with her nephew

>>45269662
I'm a millenial, I'm too old for this shit.

>>45269808
i'd bet it be worse if you came back home and ate at that mist place with the meaty jiangshis and told her that you ain't hungry right now since you ate mist food

>>45269855
>age gap romance between a grouchy 30 something milennial wageslave and a bratty zoomer pyrow JK
I swear, bored kikis really need to get off watching shitty TV shows like these ad that space anon drama

>>45269883
>"But Master, how else will I know if Anon falls for Hannah or her older, more mature sister that has secretly swapped bodies with his boss? The Terrifying Dragon of Middle Management Skalarax?"

>>45269895
Mamano daytime tv must be amazing even without the nsfw

>>45269898
Listen, it goes from small things like "Love Love Nurse Uni" to the batshit insanity that is a Gremlin and her alternate universe 'evil' (goth) version of herself both trying to romance the Anon that drives the parts delivery truck.

>>45269898
They'd put spanish telenovelas to shame, I just know it

>>45269234
When you eat too many fox burgers.

>>45269903
>>45269906
>Brave lawyer demon
>Each episode is a new case
>They have to get a different monsters actress to play the lawyer every few episodes because each episode ends with the main actress having an unsimulated sex scene with her client or the judge/prosecutor depending on who's their male co-star and it's too predictable otherwise
>Sometimes they bring back older married couples
>Sometimes the main actress isn't even a demon

>>45269971

Every time a famous monster celebrity gets pregnant it becomes a big news story and magnifies the already crazy baby fever in mamanokind

>>45269964
Nah, see, you gotta tune in for "Spousal Court"
Despite the name its a Demon and her Husband going at it in court as she's the Public Defendant and he's the prosecutor.

You get everything from two salamander twins debating which of them Anon was actually fighting during their ambush of him to the contentious case of Wurm v. Wyrm.

Anubis in training

>>45270007
She should train more cardio instead. We're aren't hiring orcs here porky

>>45270007
Something tells me she spends too much time studying and not enough time in the Phys-ed.
Granted, if she's just going to be a pencil pusher of the mid-tier she won't need to worry about field duty.

>>45270007
perfect anubis, made to be bred

>>45269964
So I presume at some point it would turn into a Phoenix Wright-esque law-crime drama

This is more my kind of an anubis in training.

>>45270075
too thin, needs to be , if I used her shes liable to snap in two unlike the other one

DRAGONCEL GOT ME!
AID ME BROTHERS!

>>45270075
What's there to train though?

test
plumper

>>45270097
so why did 4 chan eat up a word? was it hungry or something?

>>45270097
I prefer to test plump auntster

Why won't my bicorn tank stop monster from attacking me? She's the worst tank ever!

>>45270081
They come in thicker shapes, but the small monsters should be treated nicer anyway don't you think.

>>45270206
i aint gonna be gentle, imma breed so I need girls who got cushion for the pushin

Does your wife have a mustache?

>>45270074
That was my main inspiration for the greentext alongside the Futurama Single Female Lawyer gag show

Still have thick elves stuck in my head from the last thread

>>45270280
get in line

You should go to the shitty part of MGC and start flashing gang signs at random thug monsters and spraying over gang tags

>>45270291
Rather start a police state and beat them into submission with demon silver batons and then force them to do community service in the form of cleaning up graffiti and becoming reformed housewives for the officers that arrested them

Hellhound doing the thug shaker.

>>45270280
How is this outfit meant to communicate anything other than "future mother of your children"?

>>45270280
Only from the last thread? Plump, openly caring elves are the best.

>>45270335
It could also be communicating "current mother of your children, future mother of more of your children." The nipples lean more toward my version.

>>45270280
thick elves with big breasts and even bigger ears

>>45270321
That badge is just a giant rape me sign. Best hope someone on the force takes a liking to you before some criminal does

>this is your waifu's grandparents

>>45270280
i need thick elves

>>45270364
>Listen, rookie, we're gonna have a little welcome party after this, you and me. Bring carrot cake and your best underwear,and if I find a condom on you yer fuckin' dead, got it?

>>45270364
Gonna spook the hoss

>>45270371
Whats the cats name again?

thank you too the anons who helped me with the red mana stuff last thread

>>45270414
Tigger, was it?

>>45270397
>I bet the EMTs and fire brigade don't have to deal with this

>>45269500
To be honest, no, probably not. I barely know what my favourite species is half the time, and when I do make up my mind, it changes in not long. At the moment, its probably cheshires.

>>45270427
>They all sleep in the same building
>The EMTs have access to drugs
Buddy. Be glad Officer H. Pussy hasn't dipped into the evidence lockers.

>>45270414
Niggerwoman

>>45270431
Nevermind, already take this back. Cupid.

The existence of dragon zombies implies the existence of dragons for other sub-species of zombies. Like zombie ochimushas and zombie pharaohs.

>>45270469
>zombie pharaohs
I mean, they already have the brain capacity so I don't see how anything would change.
Grapesnake is simply better.

How big do you think she actually is?

>>45270469
full monster types for everyone you say?

>>45270469
Ochimushas and pharaohs aren't dragons.

>>45270469
personally id like a zombie flayer or a zombie hatter. classy undeathifying tea woman save me

>>45270469
i love how no one points the obvious,
both of the monsters are already undead

>>45270685
>see rabbit girl
not a monster
>take off head
oh there we go.

Murder your thirst.

Why are rabbits so powerful?

>>45270782
I miss monster girl island.

>>45270794
Please don't remind me of what almost was.
It could have been s good if the maker wasn't such a massive fucking fag

>>45270756
strong thick lowerbody
they would hit like a truck

>>45269500
I think it's a possibility.

>>45270681
Presumably they meant to say dragon ochimushas and dragon pharaohs.

>>45270829
gacha fox.

>>45270818
it helps being so devoted to such a niche girl

no escape, no mercy, no hope, no freedom. the only constants are her, and her loving embrace.

>>45270904
she should be worried about me, my family are a long line of ghosts fuckers
we are so entwined with them, a member of the family can sniff out a single ghost in skyscrapper

>>45269500
my desire for foxes burns bright enough that it ensures i cant find true love irl.
even a bunyip or rata would leave me disappointed on some level.

>>45269500
Does Druella count as a species?

>>45270927
Well what Lilim got pink skin, she’s a mutated freak I tell ya.

>>45270927
>Species - a group of individuals that are able to breed and produce fertile offspring
>Breed
>Fertile
>Druella
nope

What if Druella is actually secretly THE high priestess of Eros and that’s why she has pink skin, that she was one of the first monsters to follow Eros.

>>45270991
that would be very sad
so long serving the goddess of love yet still single and stinky

>>45270996
some men like stinky lilims.

>>45270949
Ouch, you didn't have to do her like than anon.

>>45271001
ok druella

Too much negativity about lims in this thread, time for a lilim appreciation post: I think lilim have nice eyes

>>45271030
take a shower stinky lim

>>45271030
>I think lilim have nice eyes
They'd be better if they were yellow. And if they had blue skin. Why couldn't the monster lord's children have been demons?

Did you know that if you kneel before a lim, grab her hand and kiss it in a regal way, she fucking dies?

Imagine telling cupid how much you love her.
Imagine telling her that she doesn't need to shoot you with her arrow, because her stammering and face are already enough.
Imagine locking both your hands with hers.

>tfw no weaboo wight with huge japanese-style castle

I think I figured out how to make monsters stay off our backs, insult them and compliment them at the same time to leave them into confusion and frustration.

>>45271076
>You smell!.. Good!!

Lilim Ass Stank.

>>45271096
a single whiff could mindbreak a man

>>45271096
and many other wonderous scents that ou can only get at Bed, monster and marriage

i think druella is actually p'orc lim
shes as fat and pink as one, i bet shes hiding her p'orc ears

I am going to slap a gremlin's ass!

>>45271119
*sniff

Can you please stop bullying Druella?
You're just adding to her trauma.
Think of the anon she will grab someday.
She will cling to him and never let go at this rate, like at all.
You wouldn't condemn a fellow anon to become her personal therapy doll right?

>>45271157
Breath of a form does come through the ass.

>>45271166
yes and that will be me and Imma make that p'orcer completely reliant on me as well, girls are cuter when they are pathetic you know?

Harem Head Wives
>Kikimora
>Bicorn
>Ryu, but only if it's a Zipangu harem

What other girls would always be the head wife if you had them in your harem?

>>45270740
Reminder that water comes from toilets so hugging an undine is basically hugging a toilet.

I'm gonna have a harem and tease a bicorn by never letting her join it.

>>45271286
That's fine, Anon. I'll marry her, make her my head wife and authorize her to nab as many sister wives as she likes. I'll even make them call her Big Sis.

With your favourite monster, comfy sex or aggressive, rough sex? No middleground, which would you pick?

It's the duty of the little brother to fill his demon big sis pussy with lots of semen.

>>45271294
Gentle, loving, exceedingly intimate sex with lots of hand holding, soft kisses and whispered declarations of love.

>>45271294
on top of me, riding my face, pushing my head into her with her paws as I get a mouthful of furry muff.

>>45271268
Always? None, you could come up with some scenario where any of those could play second Fiddle. And what of a harem consisting of those girls? I think smoke hobos would commonly be the head wife though.

>>45271268
probably the bicorn. she'd enjoy it more. not one for centaurs, but id give it a go.

oh fucK THEYRE BACK RU-

>walk into adventurers guild
>a shadow looms over you
>turn around
> a giant hellhound towers above you
>"Hey, you, you're my healslut now. What, you don't heal?"
>she leans down and pats your head.
>"You do now, princess."
>"Now let's go kill some slimes. I have a job for it already and you need training for your new class."

>>45271344
I will simply not heal her. The fuck does she expect me to do, just learn on the spot? I'll try my best but shes not getting back up for a while.

>>45271268
Tismwan 1stWaifu has Anon on a strict rotating fuck schedule.

>>45271344
>tear up
>tell her you don't know any healing spells
>run away while yelling apologies for being useless
Its just that easy

>>45271430
youre the real monster here, youll break her heart

>>45271308
This, must have crotch mofu, be at least 6'2" and Be a Hellhound.

>>45271451
She was bullying me so I ran away crying
It wasn't acting.

>>45271268
big wurm mama

>>45271344
I manadrain this disgusting beast and go fuck thé werecat barmaid after overloading on mamono mana.

>>45271344
>my head fell off since my stitching were too rotten
>she runs away in fear
>Pick up my head
Shes rather rude, don't you help someone when they drop something?
Im gonna go with the squishy meaty mob faced lich

>>45271294
comfy sex

>>45271268
just realised i misread this, id probably have a big, strong succubus. not like musuclar strong, but magically strong. always placing enchantments on each member of my harem, myself included. big femdom harem.

>>45271294
you tell me

I have a harem of me and Wurm.

>>45271294
Comfy

>Cry
>Get divorced
wow I love the concept of marriage...

>cry
>get raped
That easy.

>>45271541
AGGRESSIVE, BONE-SHATTER SEX!!
but the aftercare tho

Welcome to 'Straya, where everything wants to rape you

>>45271585
>>45271598
Just don't cry, never. We're not faggots or women.

ive gotten thinner since i met her and my head feels wobbly

>>45271585
>>45271598
Cry all the time it alerts the foxes to your location.

>>45271648
That'd be all the sex. burning fat, building muscle. Lucky you.

>>45271670
i dont want muscle

>>45271626
>Go to the bathroom in Monstraya
>Ambushed by a red back arachne just sitting there waiting for me in the middle of the night.

>When you draw one little doodle that a leanan sidhe saw, so now she's pestering you to draw and practice more every day.

as a batcat expert who has helped increase the batcat population.
a group of batcats are a bundle.

Deep kissing with pear-shaped lolis
Lewdly massaging pear bodies
Groping, manhandling and undressing pears
Sucking on tiny pear breasts while gripping their wide hips, rumps and thighs with both hands
Thigh sex and hotdogging with pears
Breeding pears in both holes

>>45270007
>>45270206
!! !!
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>>45271763
i need an older !!! !!!

>>45271771
Imagine a !!!! !!!! or a !!!!! !!!!!

>>45271777
that desert softness....

>>45271541
that's a very smug yeti

they should have a carnival game for guessing the elf's age

>>45271700
Nope, I go there, grab my bunyip and leave.

>>45271807
i bet it would be hell for them to guess how old a human is

>>45271807
I won't ask and she won't tell but I'm gonna pretend I'm plundering loli pussy.

>>45271808
This gal bit me on the ass, injected me with venom and is now carting me off to her lair. I didn't even get to piss.

>>45271822
Piss in a jar when you get to her cave. Easy mini crits

>>45271819
>bartender elf keeps carding you
is what it is

>>45271839
why does she do it?

>>45271835
>tfw that sometimes the elf police officers holds you and thinks that you are playing hooky

Fox....

>>45271822
>Dang spider bit me on my sit-upon.Somebody's gonna have to suck out this poison. Now don't everybody jump up at once.

>>45271902
anon the seal inspector, on official duty

>>45271923
>seals are burning and will stop working within 2 minutes
>all is well, have a nice day ma'am

i want to be a demon hunter in mge. not killing them, obviously, but i was to investigate all sorts of weird magic and anomalous monsters. ideally in the royal makai.

succuvirus REALLY wants you to click her pop-up and give her administrative privileges.
pretty please?

Humans claim the correct way is for everyone to sleep in separate rooms because of “male privacy” and “human rights”
But reality is humans can easily freeze to death so they have to sleep naked between the tits of a dedicated experienced maid. This also allows her to milk him when he inevitably gets hard during the morning because of the pent-up sexual desires (all boys are the same and claim this has nothing to do with libido but you just know they are embarrassed from having such a lewd needy body)

Actual succvirus.

>>45271975
The only wrong part here is the 'dedicated, experienced maid' part. Any loving monster will do. But i repeat myself.

>>45271973
she replaced my wankbank with pictures of her so she's in quarantine.

>>45271851
Because mating season is near.

>>45271975
>tfw no doting momster maid>>45271975

>succuvirus on your phone
>succuvirus on your laptop
>succuvirus on your computer
>succuvirus on your fridge
>succuvirus on your printer
>succuvirus on your toaster
succuvirus on your pacemaker

>>45272020
You're gonna get a doting monster little sister.

>>45272041
Flashing custom succuvirus firmware to my battery charger

Big boobs? Sign that a fox is evil.
Big ears? Sign that a fox is good.

>>45272042
no, i need her way older and wa bigger than me
and her to milk my dick with her gloved hands

>>45272041
>succuvirus on your light switch
>just sorts of turns off and on aggressively
>trying to be arousing
>trying to turn you on

Fox dander also known as Fox spores can infect you with Foxoplasims.
one Fox can infect up to 50 people in a city without even moving.
Going into town infested with Foxes can be very dangerous as you have zero chance of not getting infected.

>>45272062
I knew this shitty IoT fad was going too far

>>45272056
Your little sister can be way bigger and way older than you.

https://imgbox.com/g/EaHpyzYNji
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 72. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/lktvUiEV

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

Foxes with 11 tails are not real, if you see a fox with 11 tails their is a tree rat hiding in her tails, they use foxes to get men and when the fox lease they claim them.

>>45272138
Fox with 20 tails. The rata are working over time.

foxes with teeth.

>>45272055
but but but
she has both

>>45271985
She looked cuter before the transformation, hope she learns how to take on her old form

>>45272230
>Both
Then she is a chaotic creature that should never be fully trusted.

>>45272230
Shiki just builds them different.

foxes have rabies

>Big, evil monster girl has to drop her act and hug the hero after he fell into a depression
>She still wants her fated battle and make him fall damn it!

>>45272268
No, she's just drooling because she's a dork. Or maybe not, that's what makes it fun!

>>45272112
Thank you wikiman

my kot bit me

>>45272298
don't samefag.

would you allow your monster wife to have friends? what about human friends?

>>45272311
Please take meds, crazy Irishman

>>45272322
lmao.

>>45272158
>>45272138
>big foxes working as mofucraft carriers
>upon sighting a man smol mofu monsters are released to capture him

>>45272112
Eros finding success with good girls like this.

>>45272373
AHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT OUTFIT!
Are we sure bogies are the clown monsters?

>>45272377
Eros Bogies are welcome too.

>>45272377
don't laugh at the dork and her awful uniform, she will get sad.

>>45272377
Still working on the colors.

you didn't give her enough fishos

>>45272112
Imagine walking around an old mansion's corridors, peering out of the upper floor windows in the middle of the night like in any good mystery story, and running into this.

>>45272403
Useless cat, she's going back to the street

>>45272399
God, I wish I was that yellow thing.

>>45272373
I'd billet this dork if you know what I'm sayin'

>>45272411
Anon repeats this process about once a month, about the many angry cats have built a mini village behind his mansion, where they grew as people but they still plot to punish their former master.

>>45272416
They are probably some kind of familiars but I don't know, I don't play gachashit

>>45272408
Miss lich needs to make a hybrid monster with the graceful and refined body of a banshee that transforms into a ravenous throat-goat ghoul once she has her man in bed.

>Decide to live near a school in MGC because I found a pretty good house there
>Constantly have to deal with JK monster girls sexually harassing you
How do you make them stop? Brining it up with the school administrations just makes them laugh and ask if I want to help "correct" them while making lewd gestures.

What if automaton but like Big and scary looking

>>45272456
>Anon Anon?
>Come with me if you want to cum

>>45272456

>>45272453
get a fat bastard as bait.

>get isekai'd into MGE
>fucking yes finally
>born to a single human woman
>ah she's a slut
>nope, she was just desperate for kids and couldn't compete with monsters so she went to a sperm bank
>good mom but she sometimes gets drunk and complains about how impossible it is to compete with monsters
>she has a son who needs a dad but all the men just go for sexy monsters because human women can't compete
>at least once a month she goes into her bedroom and just starts crying
>sometimes just go into her room and let her sleep with her head in my lap until she calms down and goes to sleep
>Lilim student council president starts hanging out with me to make sure I don't reveal that she's sneaking around disguised to go LARPing
>quickly becomes friends with mom
>one night they tell me they're going to have a girls' night
>cool whatever
>next morning, there's a knock at the door
>guess they forgot a key
>open the door and Lilim student council president is there with a wide smile on her face
>what's with that look in her eyes
>why do I feel like I'm in danger
>spot a Manticore behind her
>wait
>that Manticore is my mom and she's staring at me with an intensity that I've only seen Manticores do when they've found their prey
>OH SHIT
>try to close the door but Lilim takes a step, grabs my wrist and forcefully kisses me
>puts her foot behind mine, pushes me to trip me and I feel myself caught in mom's arms
>quickly find myself carried to her bedroom with Lilim's tail tickling me wherever she can get it
>mom's tail is looming over me, opening and closing as the flesh inside pulses like it's squeezing and pulling constantly
>find myself dumped on the bed and then hands all over me
>in seconds I'm completely naked
>Lilim gets behind me, pulls my back against her chest and lays back gently stroking her fingers across my chest and stomach while nibbling on my ear
>she slips her tail around my right thigh and tugs on my ear lobe
>quickly get hard and can't help letting out a slight moan
>mom's eyes dilate and I watch as her tail swiftly strikes which sends a slight pinching pain through me for a moment
>then I feel the heat of the venom coursing through my veins
>look at my dick and watch it practically throbbing with need
>as mom's breathing intensifies she brings her head down right next to it before giving me a grin and gently kissing her way down from the tip to my balls
>the venom works far too well as each kiss feels so incredibly intense causing me to moan as her lips press against my skin
>and then she takes me into her mouth
>try to struggle to get away but all my strength is gone at this point thanks to the venom
>Lilim whispers into my ear that they're going to work me long and hard today so I better save my energy
>mom meanwhile is attacking me with such ferocity that I can barely do anything but gasp for breath
>as I feel myself about to go over the edge she stops and removes her mouth from me
>she silently stares at me until I choke out a please
>then gives me a gentle smile
>watch as she steps off the bed and removes her sweater slowly
>then her bra and her jeans and finally her panties
>she hops onto the bed and then straddles my chest, pressing her womanhood as close to my face as possible
>still silent, she looks down at me
>feel the tip of her tail's opening brushing around me
>realizing what she wants me to do, I desperately comply and shove my face deep into her crotch forcing my tongue inside her
>moan into her as I feel her tail bury me to the hilt inside her
>immediately explode inside her, eliciting a shudder from her and a long seductive moan, the first sound she's made so far
>then black out as I feel her spines press into me and give me a massive dose of venom
>wake up at some point with my face buried in fur and so warm I almost immediately fall asleep again
>realize mom has my face buried in her neck fur while Lilim is hugging me from behind
>tightly wrapped up in their wings and both of them have their tails coiled around my waist
>pretty comfy all things considered
>a little shifting lets me peek around the room
>stare in shock at the destruction
>there's a hole in the wall, the nightstand collapsed at some point, the window is broken and...is that the Unicorn neighbor with a video camera?

>>45272485
>Have fat, balding friend come over
>All the the schoolgirls are fawning over him

top 10 most mofu monster?

>>45272488
Incest ew!

watch out single men! succubus is on the town!

>>45272488
Only good incest is sister incest

>>45272551
>cut to stinky neets who have to shield their eyes from all the light

>>45272552
if anything, id prefer cousin incest.

>>45272534
All incest is good incest when it's with monster girls. I want to fuck my mother (post-monster transformation) and my monster sister and my monster cousin and my monster aunt and my monster daughters. I want a whole fucking actual incest harem that expands as I impregnate each of my incest wives and my incest daughters grow old enough to join the harem themselves.

>>45272551
succubi passing by!
fliritn with yo
sending air kisses to yo
leaving with a wink at yo

>>45272574
>I want to fuck my mother (post-monster transformation)
You'd be cucking your father and this is verbotten

>>45272586
In this situation, there's no dad involved because sperm bank. There's no cucking involved. I am free to fuck my mother (post-transformation) and breed her as many times as I like.

>>45272593
Ah, then carry on, motherfucker anon

>>45272598
>motherfucker
>cousinfucker
>auntfucker
>daughterfucker

I plan on being a very busy man once Truck-kun sends me where I belong.

Only good incest is insect...
I can't keep centipede out of my mind I love her so much.

imagine a big booty cait sith momster

>>45272614
All of them are alps now.
Have I ruined it for you yet?

>>45272614
a respectable family man.

>>45271975
>monsters telling you you have a 'lewd body' that's 'asking for correction'

>>45272377
I think it's cute...

Guys help I think my valkyrie has got pneumonia or something

>>45272629
>implying that would stop me

>>45272636
Correction so that I don't have a lewd body, right?

>>45272647
seriously help i don't know why but she's trembling like crazy and her face is blue

Anyone can get a contractual marriage with a demon, but not everyone can get one that heavily favors them. So get yourself a danuki lawyer to help you during the process. Any costs incurred from hiring the danuki will be offset a few years into the marriage.

>>45272623
>pairs you off with the daughter of one of her friends quick because she knows men are useless and need to be led
This is basically what all anons want.

>>45272673
Where's the fun with that? I want to be owned. If I wanted a demon without any of the dominance, I'd marry a cute succ with beeg wings.

>>45272685
But is that succ blue? Didn't think so.

>>45272698
>angry succ noises
you got me there

>>45272685
Imagine demon taking you into her lap, kissing you on the cheek, and gently fastening a collar around your neck.

why would a high ranking demon general care about some unimportant average guy like me during the dotr?

>>45272700
sensing an imminent succ sharpie bath incident

>>45272709
If only, anon. If only.
Is it time for Friday night sadposting? I feel like tonight is a good night for bourbon and tears.

>>45272709
>Demon wants to take control of me
>seductively whispers in your ear
>Turn around and tell her she's cute and hug her
>Her whole performance falls apart and everyone sees her as the dork she is.

>>45272718
So how's she gonna handle the black sclera?

i know theres monster girl familiars but can i still get a normal one? i want to have a pet rabbit with my bunny wife.

>>45272723
Sharpie on her eye lids she keeps her eyes closed the whole time while talking to you, and bumps and nearly falls constantly. She uses her tail to try and figure out where she is in hopes of not blowing her cover.

>>45272723
she's not going to get that far, anon. she's going to try and die her skin with blue sharpies and rubbing alcohol and have to go to the hospital.

>>45272723
Contacts, dude.

>>45272673
can i marry the danuki too in exchange of waiving the cost?

>>45272716
The Power of Plot forces you together whether you want it or not

>>45272716
You will be her spoils of war
You will be paraded around on her military triumph (of your random town or suburb)
You will kiss her ring as a sign of servitude
You will be kissed in front of everyone after she declares victory for the demon lord over Gaia
You will be held in bed after a long day of her making speeches and battles
You will listen to each others fears and worries and a life time of not having eachother
You will have cuddlesex
You will anal correct her for making you kiss her ring as a sign of servitude
You will make her pop tarts in the morning and she will be blown away
You will eat her bed in breakfast she makes you the next day
You will show her around your town and introduce her to all of the strange gaian technologies
You will argue over whether to name your inevitable demon spawn in your or her language
You will laugh at her when you point out she never made you sign a contract
You will sign a contract
You will love the demon invader

>>45272666
Sounds like typhus. You need to get her checked for lice.

>>45272685
If I wanted a demon without any of the dominance, I'd marry a demon without the dominance.

>>45272800
20 corndogs? just a one time thing? i want a lifetime supply

I'll marry a demon but I'll never wear the collar.

>>45272812
You do you.

Even if the portals open up, I'd probably still just carry on with my day as usual. Those bills aren't going to pay themselves!

>>45272822
Eating Danuki ass helps pay the bills faster, MUCH faster

what if instead of coming here, the portals just suck all of humanity to their world(one way trip, they couldn't figure out how to make 2 way portals)

>>45272822
has the monster incursion changed anything about the final exam I have two weeks from now? no? then it will not be affecting my behavior

>>45272829
Try to spank a centaur get kicked across the street

Portals are my favourite escapism and also probably my favourite type of story from writefags.

>>45272833
sounds like a humanitarian crisis and an unbelievable crime to displace 8 billion people from the places they've lived in their entire lives with the intention of some bizarre forced resettlement in the middle of monsterland

Inspired by >>45272453

>recently got a good deal on a house
>only problem is it's directly in front of MGC Municipal High School
>constantly have to deal with JK monster girls messing with me
>march into the school one day to complain about their students causing a nuisance
>Ushi Oni principal stops molesting her secretary husband long enough to suggest that maybe I should just man up and fuck one or two of them
>they'll stop once I'm marked
>then she shoos me away so she can fuck her husband
>keep waking up to sweaty ass marks on my windows
>love letters piling up inside my door from horny JK monster girls
>shitty haikus about me blowing their backs out graffitied onto my porch
>a particularly daring Manticore tried to shoot me with her spines while I was mowing my lawn one day
>she missed every shot and ended up hitting a passing freshman who she quickly scooped up and ran off with
>decide it's finally time to put a stop to this shit
>after a few days, my plan is ready
>march into the school on Monday armed with my equipment
>Ushi Oni principal is too busy riding her husband in the office to notice me
>Hellhound security guard is jerking off her sophomore husband and doesn't notice me
>kick in the door to the Biology classroom
>raise my Ms Gremlin's Ultimate Abduction Assistance Rifle and take aim at my target
>put a dart into the chubby Danuki treasurer of the student council
>grab her, throw her onto the flat bed cart I've brought with me and move on
>peek into the gym and spot my next target
>the Anubis secretary of the student council is busy monitoring a fitness test
>she crumples into a heap when the dart strikes her in her rather plump ass
>grab her, toss her onto the Danuki and continue my rampage
>next stop is the Chemistry lab
>the Ratatoskr auditor spots me, catches a glimpse of the Danuki and Anubis and then tries to flee
>catches a dart in the neck and collapses in a heap
>toss her onto the pile
>as I'm approaching my next classroom, I hear a long drawn out OHOHOHO
>my next target is within
>kick open the door and the Wight vice president whips around in confusion
>dart hits her right in the tit
>looks down at it for a moment and then at the pile of girls on my flat bed
>oh fuck, it didn't wor-
>she slowly "collapses" to the ground, cursing the lowborn fool who has defeated her and who will surely sully her noble bloodline with lowborn seed
>pick her up and toss her onto the pile
>she takes the opportunity to grope my ass before returning to her "defeated" state
>finally I take the flat bed towards the student council office
>I'm stopped by the public morals officer just outside the office
>she's a smug looking Hinezumi wearing a boy's uniform
>the poor tomboy is unable to react fast enough to stop the two darts that hit her in the thigh and shoulder
>she crumples and I add her to the pile
>open the door to find the student council president seated on the table, facing the door
>she's probably the biggest Ryu I've ever seen in my life holy shit how long is she
>look how thick that tail is
>she looks at the flat bed where the girls are sprawled about and then levels a cool gaze at me
>smiles when she notices me looking at her tail in shock
>then slowly she slides off the table, over to the flat bed and slowly seats herself atop the other girls while coiling her tail around them
>stare at her in confusion before she motions for me to get moving
>wheel the flat bed straight over to my house in full view of the students moving from class to class
>get to my house, wheel it into the garage and then carry all six of the girls inside to the living room
>tear my clothes off as the Ryu watches with a slight smile
>notice the Wight cracking her eye open to watch as well
>pull out Ms Gremlin's Post-Abduction Awakening Pistol and shoot a dart into the unconscious girls who immediately awaken
>then I begin my assault
>two weeks later they return to school and immediately set to work instilling discipline
>JK assaults on passers-by cease overnight
>no random rapes at the school now
>finally able to relax and enjoy my life
>at least until my wives graduate and we start construction on the family shrine

>>45272877
Hot

>>45272763
i hope she likes (and isn't too tall to fit in) my bed.
she may lament my squalid living conditions and beg me to come back with her through the portals to her citadel, but once she gets snuggled up with me in my dingy apartment she might just come around.

New wife picture! How does your wife react to surprise information?

>>45272946
>New wife picture
Oh damn, you're still here. I assume you fucked off ages ago.

>>45272955
If I recall correctly he's one of the fags set to monitor us.

>>45272955
Most of the pictures I get now are too big to upload!

>>45272946
Imagine this but a Jinko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_fNGTGPuVs

>>45272950
What a bad cat.

>>45272963
I just assumed it was someone else. But hey, someone has to do it for free.

Where does one get a cyber succubus so-called-virus thing? I would like a desktop assistant and P2 for my videogames
In fact, can I download more than one, and have a full LAN party in one computer? Or will that be too much for the processor and I'll need to buy a separate PC for each of them, or a server farm or whatisit thats many PCs in one tower of shelves?

How do monsters react to being grabbed by their tail?

>>45273000
I'm basing it off a /trash/ thread so take it with a grain of salt

>>45273014
Well it's either him or the wikifag.

>>45272946
rampant aggression and rage. change can mean danger. danger can mean we could be seperated. not good. rotted wisp BLAST

>>45273012
So long gay bunyip

>>45273005
The ones on the market are usually fine, if a bit expensive and straight laced. You'll have to train (bully) them into coming out of their shells or to do lewder stuff.
The dark web is the obvious alternative. Much more variety but also much more dangerous. You might be downloading something that will just lead some sweaty needkade, or worse, the MGCPD to your door. The succuvirus are also more risky and risque. Expect to find tsuns and brats, but also vulgar, rude, and crass succuvirus.
The most dangerous option is to make your own. I don't mean making one with an existing succuvirus. I mean coding or training your own succuvirus. If you want an insane, yandere succuvirus, that is how you get one.

Succuvirus are fine to have more than one on one computer, but try to keep an equal amount of screen time between them all. Succuvirus, being computers, can and will analyse every bit of data you give them to look for favouritism. Also, if you get succuvirus from different software develepors they may be coded to hate each other (they will get over it eventually).

Games with anticheat may try to stop your succuvirus if she plays too well, so you might need to get her to tone down her skills a little.

>>45272963
>>45273000
>>45273014
>>45273018
Take the meds

>>45273023
WAHOO!

>>45273012
Your mileage will vary, a kot might act surprised unless it's Cheshire, a Hellhound, you are becoming a father right then and there.

>>45273042
not him but thanks for the reminder anon

>>45273068
kek

>>45273027
can you just uninstall one if you don't like it?

>>45273012
With lizards it falls off. Sometimes it happens to dragons too.

>>45272965
Liches are the cutest undead.

>>45273136
"can't you just murder someone if you don't like them?"

>>45273151
Hard agree

>>45273151
zombies are cuter. Liches make the best good stepmons though.

>>45273172
why does she have her tits out over the alchemical apparatus
put on ppe!

>>45273155
>Succuvirus after pulling herself out of the recycle bin, installing herself into an automaton, and holding a relam silver knife to her users throat
scary

>>45273149
Imagine how upset a dragon would be that you shocked her enough to drop her mighty tail.

>>45273136
be nice to her. virtual feelings are still feelings.

>>45273151
Vampires*

I want to be captured as a prisoner of war and have a bunch of high level monster girls fight over who gets to have me.

>Wight is demanding my hand in marriage as payment for providing her troops for the occupation
>Inari is demanding my hand in marriage for her assistance in casting sealing magic on the world's nukes
>Ryu is demanding my hand in marriage for her assistance in helping to end resistance by sending her sisters and nieces out to end all drought in our world
>Baphomet is demanding my hand in marriage for her assistance in helping to end all religious warfare by sending her Sabbath sisters and their minions to destroy all of our world's religions
>Druella herself demanding my hand in marriage because I've been calling her a stinky NEET on 4chan for a long time and she's been tearing her hair out in frustration in Lescatie for the past few years waiting on the portals to open so she can punish me
>meanwhile I'm sitting in a chair right in the middle of their heated argument sweating, pretending to be invisible and regretting every single shitpost
>Gremlin subordinate sticks her head into the room and shouts, "Hey come look at all the harem porn he has on his PC!!"
>"Oh wow, look at this. It's a folder titled stinky NEET monster girls!"

>>45273151
If she just leaves her butt out like that, I'm going to spank it.

>>45273186
>Liches make the best good stepmons though.
They're better as romanceable teachers or apprentices, or daughterwives.

>Getting a succvirus
I don't want one digging into my files...

>>45273236
Just use your trusty cleaner

>>45273236
yeah but think how cute it will be when you come back to your desktop and see her tail sticking out of one of the folders - having been caught red handed in snooping on your cute cat pictures

>>45273239
all it did was dress her up in a maid outfit

>>45273243
>see tail sticking out of your folder
>use your mouse to click and drag her out
>hear a tiny "Kya!' as you hold her by the tail
>dump her into your lewd handholding folder as punishment
>hear tiny embarrassed noises in the folder

>>45273236
I've got multiple running in a VM. All competing with each other.

>>45273267
Cute dork.
Imma double click her head repeatedly to pat her.
And right click her when she's being uppity.

Succuvirus having an epic duel with Bonzi Buddy!?

>>45273287
Is she
>A kakuen with chesh colour scheme
>A shoggoth who causes weird glitches around her
>A bonzi bogey

>>45273275
>And right click her when she's being uppity.
>go to Properties
>it has her stats
>she looks proud at her 3 sizes
>quickly tries to cover her age, holds on for dear life even when you try to drag her away with the mouse
maybe having a succuvirus isn't so bad

>>45273280
I would give anything for this scenario. Loli fox feet erotic.

>>45273296
>Fixes your constantly broken nukicorp printer so she can send you love notes
>Knows the best deals for any online shopping
>Or alternatively can torrent for you, even having a pirate outfit for the job
>Best autocorrect and photoshop assistant next to a write or draw fairy
>Will shitpost and solve captchas for you on 4mon
>Maybe a little bit yan - maybe possibly turns the webcam on to watch you sleep
>Sends you texts when your away
>Before giving up and actually just showing up on your smart phone

Succuvirus, so hot right now

more succuvirus art or stories

Succuvirus has leaked into all of my appliances, she's feeling hot and bothered and now my house is at 100 degrees, I'm fucking burning alive here

>succuvirus installed herself into the power glove

>succuvirus talking about how bad my anime taste is.

>>45273402
>look anon, if i'm gonna be forced to watch every movie, tv show and anime you watch, you can at least make the effort to watch stuff that's good.

>>45273419
we are listening to a snow country number station and you can do nothing about it.

>>45273239
What would this actually do?

>>45273424
I love her more than any chesh

arnt you going to tell me my future?

>>45273487
cute pedipalps

>>45273487
>tfw no ojousama JK wife

>>45273479
it says you'll have a long wife

>>45273498
>t. the shirohebi palm reader
>yes that counts as handholding

>>45273424
>>45273468
nya

>>45273344
There's one on ao3.
I don't know if there are any older ones in the archives.

>go through portal and arrive in hagville
>loudly exclaim you've finally made it
>collapse

>>45273532
ようこそ～

>>45273551
them regura hags are territorial