/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45248774
What if I nicely ask them to get out of my head?

>>45248831
They won't be enough men, an hazmat suit can be cut through, the police won't be affected. We are going loud

I was watching sierra and cody videos and it makes me wonder what monster girl would sierra be since she gives me monster girl vibes.

>>45248787
An alchemists' potion shop/drug store has more than recreational and medicinal drugs, anon. She used to work for the Adventurers' guild, you know? Knowing how to make Liquid Luck or potions of Giant Strength came with her job description. But, some of the stronger brews have specific ingredients, and she's willing to waive a large portion of the price if you can fetch her those ingredients. Like spines of a virgin Manticore, and similarly dangerous things.
>Accept sidequest? (Yes [free] / No [1 bajillion gold])

Alps are gay
That is all

>>45248913
Seems like just a strange matchmaking service, also I only inject/smoke/eat what I create or grow. Mamonos always spikes consumables

>>45248915
I just find it funny people are more willing to fuck succubi that used to be men than succubi that used to be women

There will be fluff
And you're gonna drown in it
DROWN IN IT

>>45249007
Men make better women than women, not that hard to figure out.

>>45249011
I'll be drowning in her soft thighs and tits instead, thank you very much

>>45249007
>Former human succ losing her damn mind over alps getting picked up in bars and anons giving her dirty looks

>>45249007
i'm not into it but i think the appeal is to turn him/her/whatever into a proper woman in mind and body through good old dicking. the cant beat cock thing you also find in rape/mindbreak/sexual corruption. just more degenerate.

>>45249007
50% of this thread is more into hating human women than monster girls.

>>45248876
what are you anon, a coward? it's just a couple of jubed monsters you can handle them, get in there

What succu girl would you go for when the portals open?
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
get five. Each one offers a descending discount from 50%. Any take your fancy?

>>45249346
i am not into sluts so i won't "go for" any whore, monster or not, not even as a roleplay thing
also tired of so many posts of this slot machine website. it was interesting the first time but by now the novelty of randomness is gone

>>45249346
but there's no succu filter in the slot...

>>45249397
The novelty was gone years ago and the posts were told to fuck off like the ranking charts.

How do I stop and/or escape Krampus?

>>45249574
i suggest a proper warming before physical exercise. seek your local fire mm for more details.

>>45249007
>be Anon
>Portals!
>Succubus wants to Succ u on the bus
>pretty gud BJ skillz
>wait, aren't MGE mamonons all supposed to be pure-virgins?
>Ohshit!
>she's definitely had a lot of practice
>
What's the worst answer:
> - an ex-3D LesserSucc slut?
> - an ex-faggot Alp Succ?

>>45249574
You can stun lock most monsters long enough to eacape with a kiss

>>45249574
Tell her your religion doesn't believe in Xmas.
Get a Houri or Djinn, a Danuki, or a Zipangese shrine-maiden mamono.

>>45249796
Worst is your DarkMage is just an unmonsterized 3D who found a big hat.

>>45249574
A cross, some holy water, a bible. Maybe a knife?

>>45249346
>gremlin
>kunoichi
>lilim
>pyrow
>arch imp

I don't know what the original cost is for the first one rolled. But of these rolled, I'm more partial to arch imp and lilim.

Goddamn hellhounds
Constantly humping my legs
Can't take two steps out of the house without at least one tackling me
I JUST want to go to the store! Can I please go to the store?!

>>45250558
No way pale man.

seems legit

>>45251175
>Anon thinks to himself after seeing 95% off as long as he sign the extended warranty contract

Give me whitehorn now please

>>45251581
Plate!

succubus is a mosnter

>>45251606
hunting rabbits and bunnies

confess

>this place is for (You) anon

>>45251702
I think alps are kinda cute.

>>45251702
I hate that I find 2d pictures of make-believe monster girls attractive. I wish that this stuff repulsed me, so I could stop wasting so much time, energy, cum, and money on meaningless drawings.

Sorry for being a downer.

>Be in order city
>Monster army on the move
>Told we need to evacuate
>Order already has the caravans ready
>Pack my stuff up and get in back of caravan
>Convoy departs city only a day before monsters arrive
>Can't wait to get to Purityville and start a new life away from those horrible monsters
>Scenery seems to be getting kind of dark and purple though


Meanwhile

>Chesh and leanan sidhe accomplice finally get a chance to rest
>They've been teleporting all around the roads deep in order territory
>Stopping by every sign post and junction
>Carrying a can of paint and some new signs
>Making some 'adjustments' along the way
>Hopefully the convoy doesn't mind taking a short (few hundred miles) detour before it reaches purityville
>Though it may be stopping in Hagville for longer than intended

>>45252023
>Chesh pranks the entire order logistical network
>Literallly just goes around spinning signs
>So many soldiers taking the wrong turn at !alberqueue
>Unmarried men literally walking straight into monster villages asking where the church is

>>45248855

>>45252023
How is Hagville not pure when they have so many virgins?

good morning the wurm your honor!

>>45252023
>Chesh disguises herself as a shipwright
>Gets a vessel from the order navy
>'Fixes' it so it definitely won't sink right above the undersea kraken ravine
>Waves goodbye to the ship with a shit-eating grin on her face
>Turns to reveal her ACMere Paper mache kit she used to fix the hull
Ain't she a stinker?

>>45252166
Za hando!

Hentai Monstrum.

>>45252394
Unrivaled Sex Appeal

>>45252394

>>45252394
Tits too small. Needs correction.

>>45249032
They know what she did.

>>45252196
no, she's a sinker. cause she sunk the ship. get it?

>>45252540
>When your waifu hits archangel tier
Be not afraid, she will ensure there are no pickles upon thy burger

>>45252540
i read somewhere that angels have multiple mouths so that even when alone they can sing praise to the Lord in a chorus.
mow imagine getting a blowjob, kiss on the mouth, and soft nothings whispered into both your ears, all by the same one archangel who's also currently on the phone ordering pizza delivery, and on another phone planning the wedding. i dont know how the logistics of this work i just know that high level monster girls are dangerous and even half of what i described above is enough to make me instalose

>>45252597
i like when ms shog does a barbershop quartet by herself

>>45252597
Are angels just high order slimes? Shogs and queen slimes could both do this easily.

>>45252651
Well angels are eldritch beings so possibly.

Mice sleepy

Old Krampus, from the before-time in the long-long-ago

>>45252651
high level slimes are unexplored

>>45252597
those are the higher rungs of angle ot be exact I think either thrones or cherubs

>>45249007
Then why do women act so fucking gay?

Got the foxoplasmosis vaccine
I am now immune to foxes

>>45252879
The mofu will just evolve.

>>45252879
No man is immune to fluff.

>>45252879
>traded his general resistances for max fox defence and dumped his danuki defence
The nuki ass is coming.

i only care for big dumb monsters

>>45252965
Acceptable if she has a big bush

Man fuck you Poseidon I will get out of my imprisonment eventually just you wait, and when that day happens nothing will be able to stop the abyss’s reign, Hahahahaha!

>>45252989

>>45253125
she is neither big nor dumb

Why does zombie's husband keep buying bath salts? To keep her preserved.

>>45253183
Let her rot and get a skeleton instead.

>>45253142
kots' disdain for panties is commendable

>>45253204
If you put collars or stuff like that on some IRL cats they'll try to take it off immediately

>>45253263
my cat wife makes me wear the collar.

>>45253263
they also get mad when you tickle their tummy. but I WILL tickle kots and fox tummies when the time will come.

Call a hellhound a bad girl repeatedly

>>45253340
spank an hellhound bad girl repeatedly

Do you want your wife to act and look exactly like their entry says, or would you prefer if they had a mix of their own personality and species traits?

>>45253340
condition your human to give you headpats as many times a day as possible.
if he doesn't give you headpats, make a really cute and pitiable face.
if he still doesn't, start whining and hugging him
if he still doesn't, rape him.

>>45251702
I don't like alps but maybe for different reasons than the typical ones.

clumsy science.

Do hellhounds have a certain way of speaking or an accent?

>>45253464
They speak like they come from a certain low-income housing area.

>>45253386
I want her to be her own individual, of course. It'd be weird if they were all the same, and the way the denotative and connotative readings of the encyclopedia entries work it doesn't even make sense to have a straight profile girl since KC isn't playing things straight.

The flexibility not having to follow the profiles strictly (or really at all) without straying from canon is also nice. For example, when I imagine a demon wife I tone down the "let mommy spoil you" bits until I basically have a blue succ because the profile as written isn't that appealing to me, but there's lots of potential.

>>45253386
Monsters are total dorks and I can see them overexaggerating all the shit they get up to when they're getting interviewed for the encyclopedia.

>Hellhound bragging about how she dominates the fuck out of her husband every single night
>makes him wear collars in public
>never been tamed
>super stronk ultimate femdom girl
>is actually just a switch who loves and respects her husband so much it hurts
>sometimes she likes to be on top, riding her husband until he passes out after his nineteenth orgasm because she's pinched his nose shut and she's kissing him as deeply and forcefully as she possibly can
>other times she wants her husband to push her onto her knees, rub her head, call her a good girl and spend hours sucking him off while he plays video games waiting for him to give her permission to touch herself
>sometimes she likes to tease him and be teased by him until they both attack each other spending hours switching between riding, wall-fucking and any other style they want in their intimate frenzy

It's more fun if they're individuals.

>>45253464
I don't know really.
Their closest monsters attitude-wise would be amazons and manticores.
Both of them have very distinct personalities and ways of speaking - Manticores being cunning, intelligent sadists and amazons being snu-snu morons
Hellhounds though aren't ever mentioned being dumb like kobolds, but I also can't imagine them being super intelligent.
I imagine they are cocky, confident and very competitive. I guess that means they'd talk like tomboys maybe?

>>45253386
I like to imagine the entrys as templates to build your wife off of.
Nearly all monsters of a species will exhibit their key traits, and only a very very small number will be completely different (quiet and timid hound, stupid haku etc.)
The rest have their traits to a certain extent, and then some other things completely unique to them.
Nearly all hellhounds will be aggresive - some will be hyper rape machines, and others are just kind of domineering. In that same group of hellhounds, some will be smarter, some might be more selfish, some might be more possesive etc.

Imagine waking up in the house of a Latina wock

>>45253480
>let mommy spoil you
I think this is mostly thread canon. I have no issues with it at all, but the encyclopedia entry only mentions that they like to cook and spoil their husbands. The cooking isn't mommy-domme in and of itself, and every species spoils their husbands. Just feels like an extreme interpretation.

>>45253567
>get dommy mommy
>goes full misery on your ass
Get monkey pawed.

>>45253567
>Just feels like an extreme interpretation
Of a literal extremist monster? Makes sense to me. I think there's plenty of connotation to support that, too.
>Deep love and *over-protectiveness* is the reason they always want to keep their men near them.
>They are worried about humans because they are so weak and they want to place them under their protection.
It doesn't explicitly say that they're going to dress you and call you mommy's good boy, but it's not like the interpretation sprang out of nowhere. Not by a long shot.

>>45253655
>going to dress you and call you mommy's good boy
>does not wear clothes
>dresses me instead

>>45253655
By those examples, a hellhound would be an even bigger dommy mommy. Or dragons. Yet they don't have that interpretation.
And I'm the biggest demon fag here and just don't see it. People just seem hung up on the cooking line.

>>45253687
>And I'm the biggest demon fag here

Hey I thought that was me.

>>45253719
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
just kidding, plenty of demon love to go around

>>45251702
i lust for angels

>>45251702
I think the sabbath should be nuked

>>45253687
>a hellhound would be an even bigger dommy mommy.
They actually are kinda portrayed that way when someone actually feels like following the profile. Thread canon latched onto the vibe the image gave off before the translation was available so they're often femdom monsters despite the text. That's us being retarded/having fun more than anything.

>dragons
Go from lording over you to being your bitch. Not the same dynamic.

>just don't see it. People just seem hung up on the cooking line.
I posted a few lines that would amplify the importance of that, but there's room to disagree. That's part of the beauty of it.

>>45253386
usually a fair bit different. a good 50% the same. hellhound is dominant. manticore is sadistic, etc. i do ocassionally like the idea of a very optimistic and giggly banshee.

>temporarily embarrassed dragon whore
>just needs to get back on her feet after the last raid on her hoard

>>45253386
Their profile doesn't delve too much into their personality so either way I just kinda make it up as I go

>>45253815
>"I only has 3 524 531 gold prices now, how will I ever get by?"
>"I only make like 5 gold per year"
>"Oh that's good. Say handsome, why don't you spend that gold on me and help a poor girl out"
>She never specified how long you would pay her for
>It's been 50 years and you're starting to feel something is afoot.

>abandoned mansion
>it belongs to a wight
>she is constantly sleeping (or pretending to) so that she looks dead
>keeps hoping that someone will try to kiss her to fulfill her sleeping beauty fantasies
>all the intruders just loot something and disappear
>she is getting pretty annoyed at this point
>no one tries to kiss the totally """defenseless""", "dead" yet perfectly preserved beautiful maiden
>no one tries to engage in a bit of necrophilia
>not even trying to cop a feel
>at this point anything that can be carried off has been looted

WELCOME TO THE HIMALAYAS

>>45253829
which monster do you mean?

>>45253899
I'm gonna break in to the mansion and start rebuilding it from the ground up. I want to see how long she can pretend to sleep before I finish. If she can hold out until the rebuild is complete, I'll go give her a true love's kiss. I don't mean a kiss. I'm going to eat her out.

>>45253899
Has she tried leaving a titty out? It's so fucked up, but someone might at least jerk off on her.

>>45253949
fall asleep in her bed, but dont touch her.

>Vampire whose paternal grandmother is a danuki

>>45253464
Wankandan American Vernacular, a mixture of inner city slang, hillbilly and boston accents.

>>45253976
Maybe I'll turn her into a local tourist attraction as well. I'm sure the local Undead nobility would love to see the eternally sleeping woman I have in my mansion. Just have to make sure when I'm throwing my sweat rags onto the table that they don't land on her. Definitely wouldn't want that.

>>45253464
Can I get a yakuza hellhound with an intimidating japanese accent?

>>45253931
Yeti sherpa leading men into the cold mountains until they’re dependent on her cuddles

>>45251702
I saw a picture of a hyperpreg hellhound and I liked it.

Facefucking a bratty cheshire after she tried to pull her "skibidi Ohio rizz" spouting annoying young person slang on you

>>45254096
>Sherpa
They literally asked for it. Imagine men paying you to marry them, isn't that wild?

>>45254065
>Hellhound with a shinai
>Always makes a point of shoving it between her paws in an o-shape when she sees you
scary

>>45253899
I imagine her pouting in a kiss position with her arms out while still pretending to be asleep as anon rummages through her panty drawer

>>45254148
The playboy mansion sunk?

dragon jiangshi
imagine her trying to do her long winded speech while jumping slowly towards you

>>45254150
>wight plays ice hockey for first time

I'm going to be a total tsundere when my Bicorn wife starts her harem-building. I definitely don't want to marry that cute university student Anubis we met at the local coffee shop! I absolutely do NOT want to marry that adorable Troll that runs the local donut shop! I can think of a million things I'd rather do than marry that beautiful Demon office lady who lives next door! I would rather die than marry that charming Centaur we've been going hiking with lately! I hate harems and I definitely do not want to watch my Bicorn wife tie up her sister wives and tease them while telling them exactly what she wants them to do with me! I absolutely refuse to be held from behind by my Bicorn wife while I have sex with her sister wives as she teases me about all the daughters they're going to give me all while ordering them about!

She will never break my will. I will remain in a monogamous marriage with my Bicorn wife no matter what!

I wish to be a dragons "snack"

>>45254259
We don't kinkshame here but that's pretty weird.

>>45254126
>the sherpa contract says they’ll only carry luggage
>the fine print adds that their bodies count as luggage
>another man princess carried to the Yeti temple deep in the Himalayas

I want to be a westener like William Adams who washes up on the shores of zipangu only to rise to the rank of advisor to the mighty shogun ryu - teaching her how to do westerner things like making pizza.

>>45254150
hearing a wight swear is something i need. all graceful and powerful, her perfectly tailored dress flowing in the cold, grave winds, only for her to trip over a zombie lying on the floor, yelling 'FUCK ME SIDEWAYS-'. her accent goes from posh to not in an instant.

>>45254171
She's too stiff to fly but she can jump and do a slow gliding descent like a chicken. Moves like liquid when she's been limbered up

>>45253932
Kejourou. Unsurprisingly, the entry is mostly about their hair. I do quite like what's there; about gifting a lock of hair and the last sentence.

>>45254380
shes also very meaty. as all good jiangshis be

>>45254359
Unrelated but I remember reading a Meiji period journal categorizing different types of European travellers in Japan and their habits and laughing out loud at Italians being categorized as "loud" and "talking a lot"

>>45254400
do her tits soften as she destiffens?

>>45254409
im a bong myself, so id probably just be happy to sample zipangu cuisine if I ended up ashore there.
That's a decent question though.
If (you) were portalled onto the shores of zipangu right this second with no preperation, what would you do?
Would you try to rise the ranks to the noble houses, or would you settle down with some farmer oni?
Would you try to become a lord and get an ochi musha retainer, or perhaps you would use your earth knowledge to strike a deal with a danuki?
How would you deal with being a complete pale-skinned foreigner with no knowledge of their language?

>>45254431
Probably rape a monster or something I dunno

>>45254431
honestly id just try to live a quiet life. id rather not draw too much attention to myself. maybe see if a monster will take me in. try learn the language, etc. id also want to learn magic so i can go set some sealed ancient evil free.

>>45254409
>EY SALVATORE LOOK AT A THIS!
>WHATTA IS IT, VITO?
>LOOK AT A THIS CAT! SHE'S A JUST LIKE WHAT WE HAVE BACK A HOME A!
>CIAO BELLA!
>K-konichi-wa...
>O AMORE, I'M A MAKE HER MY WIFE IF SHE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE A GOOD PASTA
>Nyani sore?
>A PASTA BELLA CAT!
>Wakarimasta, ramen dayo, ramen!
>SHE'S A SPEAK ALL FUNNY BUT I LOVE HER, VITO!

>>45254431
go find the tallest oni in zipangu only to be disappointed that she's barely 6 feet tall.

>>45254431
Go to the mountains, find something ferocious and smack her ass, then see what she does.

>>45254431
Rise to the mighty position of shogun's husband

For scientific purposes, it must be discussed.
Which monstergirl species are the best at giving footjobs?

>>45254481
The Pharaoh

>>45254481
cait sith because the paws aren't big and unwieldy but still exotic and not literal feet.

I want to drink hellhound sweat

>>45254431
>Wash up on zipangu shores
>Stick out like a sore thumb amongst the native zipangu huamns
>Different hair colour, much taller, different language
>Zipanguese monsters all too timid to try anything

guess i'll just enjoy the attention I guess

>>45254493
I bet that chest fluff smells heavenly.

>>45254481
Harpies and their sub-species.

>>45254421
no those, ass, and the pussy are always the softest parts of any jiangshi

>>45254431
>Bong
>Try to make bong food
>Instantly get sent to ushis for cooking correction

>>45254513
Why would you choose cold talons over warm and soft paws.

>>45254431
attempt to create the bike
and be a traveling merchant
or just be a zipanguclown

>>45254494

You should go to the mountains.

>>45254541
still would be tiny, a mere 5'11"

>>45254431
Go find an ushi and try to ride her like a horse

>>45254431
>Find ochi musha
>Sexo ochi musha
>Use my foreigner charm to leverage an estate out of shogun
>Build connections with extremists and sealed foxes
>Don't sexo foxes
>Coup shogun with help from my loyal swordmaster retainer
>Sexo shogun
>Turn zipangu into extremist and expansionist country
>Zipangu monsters for everyone

>>45254585

>>45254523
>brings a sausage roll into a city
>immediately sent to prison
>therapy monsters dispatched
>flayer correction begins

>>45254596
>gang of angry and loud ogres storm into flayer prison to free their new messiah

>>45254596
>The flayers just insert new recipes into his mind and erase the less desirable ones.

>>45254585
Mommy--I mean father, forgive me, for I am about to sin...

>>45254593
Finally a war I can get behind.

>Ushi finds some injured foreigner washed up on the shores of Zipangu
>Jackpot.jpg
>He's so malnourished and beat up that she figures she's liable to kill him with a good lay
>Bring him back to the cave
>Slowly nurse him back to 'fighting strength'
>Even learns how to cook because he doesn't find raw meat very palatable
>When the time comes he doesn't even have fight back?

Foreigners are weird.

>>45254712
Ah, that is Stakku Hommu Syndrome. Also known as "Easy Husband Syndrome." Very simple to induce when they're caught weak.

>>45254734
I only care for yordles and their fae little bodies tempting men into damnation and too much peppiness.

>>45254431
I'd like to say I'd try to learn the language, get a job and live a quiet life. But more likely, I'd panic, wander around a lot and probably collapse from exhaustion.

>>45254746
oh shit. i need a doctor.

>>45248855
18 naked cowgirls in the showers at Ram Ranch!
Big, soft, heaving tits wanting to be sucked!
18 naked cowgirls wanting to be fucked!
Cowgirls in the showers at Ram Ranch!
On their knees wanting to suck anon cocks!
Ram Ranch really rocks!

Mamono doujins must be weird.
"Sad, lonely loser spends an entire day jacking off to weird porn"
"World's biggest pervert claims he'll rape innocent girls, but he got raped by a single slime instead?!"
"A human boy gets rejected 168 hours before the portals open, gets depressed and gives up on taking care of his surroundings"
"A bicorn's work is never done ~ Story about gathering 100 lovers for your husband"
"Fierce battles that end in even fiercer sex - vol VI"
"Gentle, loving, week-long hand-on-paw-holding sex with absolute consent"
"Finding men in the wild - How to catch so called hikers, campers, mountain climbers and survivalists"

>>45254849
Imagine being a hiker just wanting to enjoy the tranquility of nature but you just get catcalled by every single plant and insect girl the entire time.

>>45254387
>be Anon
>Kej waifu
>Anon going off to work
>she cuts off a lock of her hair and twists it into a small bracelet
>that wont fit on Anon's wrist
>she reaches into Anon's jeans and slides it over his cock
>Kej hair starts moving in slow waves
>
>Anon arrives home after being edge jacked all day...

>>45254920
So this is what she's up to since she got out...

I need an adult.

>>45254431
try and be an artist
gonna be real poor but at least the people with be nice to me

>>45254860
>"Hey there, big boy. You want some--WHAT THE FUCK, IS THAT DEET?! HIKE LIKE A MAN, PUSSY!"
>"Heheh, I'll give him some pussy. You like nectar, hun?"
>"Did someone say nectarrrrrrr?"
>Put in the headphones you'd hoped you wouldn't have to ise
>Max out the volume
>Just like waiting for the bus...

>>45254951
The mighty shogun needs a court artist to capture her splendor.
Yes, even if your scribbles are awful, she will find them beautiful.

>>45249796
All monstergirls are masters of the bedroom arts by instinct without needing practice.

>>45254974
The setting couldn't work without some important changes if they weren't. Imagine getting seduced and then having awkward, barely pleasurable virgin sex. Their teeth might even clink with yours when you kiss.

>>45254593
W-what happens to those POW taken by the zipangu army?

>>45254995
coolio

The leprechaun crackhead has really been sitting here all day posting furshit and random chink gacha sluts.

>>45255032
When you're both unemployed and mentally ill you can find a great deal of time to pursue your monomania

>>45255006
made to work in butler cafes until a danuki buys them

>>45255039

And naturally you can't forget his fixation on Gay Whore Reviewers, featuring his two most favourite things.

>>45255032
>>45255070
inb4 "s-seethe ;_;"

>>45255096

Schizo hours?

>45255118
Why are you obsessed with homosexuality and literal prostitutes, furcuck?

I like birds.

I'd love to clap that ass.

>>45255149
Birds like you. Wholesome, loving, warm, and soft birds! Fantastic singers too.

>>45254926
>Acquainted with a Kej
>Invites you over
>Have a nice meal together
>But the fragrance from her hair is affecting you
>Slowly feel more and more aroused
>She doesn't say anything or seems to notice
>Eventually it's too unbearable
>Excuse yourself and leave
>Jerk off in her bathroom
>But before you can clean up she enters the room, her silky locks rushing toward you
>"Helping you" clean up by collecting it and absorbing it into her hair
>She shivers in delight as that happens
>Gives you a little smirk as she leaves, not saying anything.

>>45255160
Singing birds!

Good goat will lead the way.

Colorful.

>>45249796
You should hold less hatred in your heart.

>>45255134
Yeah these threads have been kind of shitty for the last couple of months.

>continues mindless image dumping
His lostboy.exe asset flip not getting any attention must have broken his schizo brain even further. Impressive that he could get even more mentally ill than he already was.

>>45255197
It's okay. Good goat has a plan to finish it off.

who you calling mindless?

>>45255202
There were as many of my own assets as the mge game has.

>>45254953
>Hey there, big boy. You want some--WHAT THE FUCK, IS THAT DEET?!
kek'd

>>45255160
The relaxing experience of watching a bird attempting nesting behavior in the crook of your arm!

>>45255167
chick-a-dee-dee-dee!

>>45255140
Meido-Birb is the only non-whore in ISR.

Otoh, Twink-Angelboy is way too close to being a F*ta-Alp to be straight.

>>45255202
Yeah, it's clearly just an attempt to fill the thread up.
Oh well, here's hoping for some greentexts.

>>45255216
>Gee Arboc, what are we going to do tonight?
>Same thing we do every night, Anon. Try and overthrow the Pharaoh!

>>45255202
He has these episodes this one is a lighter, more tame one. You know he's really pissed off, when completely ignored so the gorespam starts.

So how are the first time authors doing for the contest? No pressure cause there's still plenty of time and the last time everyone submitted their entries in the final week.

There's no contradiction between being a proud people and being a race of exhibitionists. If you're proud of your beauty then flaunt your beauty.

>>45255262
if they're so advanced why do they keep bathing in public rivers? no indoor plumbing?

>>45255262
>There's no contradiction between being a proud people and being a race of exhibitionists
Agreed, Deonora should wear less clothes.

>>45255258
I had forgotten that was even a thing

>>45255336
It's no fun this time.

>>45255258
Not very well at all. All I have a bunch of ideas I haven't committed to.

>>45255258
think i got most of it outlined. just need to flesh out them bones

>>45255306
They don't? Only the Wood Elves regularly bath in rivers and they don't consider themselves technologically advanced.

>>45255306
Their rivers are clean and they can tolerate the cold.
>>45255345
Understandable, wish you luck.

>>45255309
... Less than that? The only reason you can't see her tits is that they're on fire.

My taste in girls is the same as my taste in soda pop. Big Red all the way.

>When you eat too many fox burgers

is it zipanguese or zipangese?

>>45255416
zipanguvian

>>45255416
It's actually Merapeyougo

Elvish dexterity is truly legendary, even for the tubby ones.

Remember, back in the eras of previous Demon Lords this was a terrifying man-eating monster.
There's at least one adventurer in history who managed to die to a sheep growing out of a fruit.

>>45255441
Let's hope those times come again.

>>45255416
zweeb

>>45255435
I don't get how people are lewding Frieren. She only has magic books on her brain and nothing else.

>>45255439
Now this elf has some cheeks I can get behind.

>>45255386
>Less than that?
Of course. There's plenty of unnecessary fabric in that dress and those flames could be burning smaller.

>>45255194
I would like to hold more succubus titties in my hands.

Anon learns magic just so he can run up, smack a demons ass then teleport away to safety before she knows what happened to her.

B-bros?

>>45255637
The next season? It was going to happen but covid hit.

>>45255637
BIRB BUTT
BIRB BUTT
BIRB BUTT
BIRB BUTT
SNEK BUTT
BIRB BUTT

>>45255651
A new Gacha game, but why they would do another one now for the series is beyond me.

>>45255664
Because it's still popular. Gacha games drop like flies anyway.

im fucking sick again. send in the slightly menacing nurse monsters.

I want to meet an elegant mamano lady knight.

>>45255673
>Because it's still popular
Even during it's peak with the release of the anime, the first Gacha didn't even last a year.

Monsters need to wear less revealing clothing

>>45255681

>>45255306
Why?
Elf-Undine y/u/ri.

>>45255258
Magus, is that you? Beat me to it. Was going to post in a couple hours.

But yeah, halfway there everyone! Don't feel pressured to write some grand epic! Even a thousand or two words of something cozy or fun is fine. We all start somewhere and this is your chance to get a taste for it. The very worst thing you can do is feel too intimidated to try.

mick i know u are here
rate my setup

>>45255722
Do those dog tits come out of the picture?
10/10 world flippers last christmas.

>>45255155
Kill yourself nigger lover

>>45255681
There's always stew.

>>45255739
What do you think getting married to a wight entails :)

>>45255739
>drags up inflammatory post two hours after it's been posted and ignored
faggot

>>45255632
Honestly a perfectly good reason to learn magic. I wouldn't expect her not to track him down later, but boy is that chase going to get them both going
>Demon tracks Anon down until he's out of spell slots
>Chases him IRL on foot like a fucking peasant
>Pins him down, waves her contract and tits in his face
>Anon fails his will save
>9 months later, twins

>>45255722
Why is garbage like this being posted here? where is meido?

>>45255722
Do you like Cait-sith, anon?

Reminder to report the mick's furshit, gacha and other random shit spamming as what it is.

>>45255664
>So gate-tard can reeeeee that EMG pix are now g*cha-shit.
>because Crabman worked out how to make money off a game without falling into patreon-itis.
I'll have a look at it but would rather have S.2 or even just monthly issues.

I need buff succubus

>>45255755
>where is meido?
Defending the honor of vwhores.

>>45255722
I always knew Moonman was a closet f*rry.

>>45255691
>>45255717
>>45255722
>>45255735
>>45255744
>>45255759
>>45255764
World's most obvious samefagging

>>45255722
Bro is that fucking gta vice city?

I'm starting to believe the schizo theory about that raid discord

>>45255719
>Magus, is that you?
Nope, I'm not him. Just wanna know if the first timers feel the spirit of the writefairy.

Ok I got the jinko, she's not hollering but she is making this weird dry grunting noise.

That was a lot of deleted posts all at once.

>>45255774
>World's most *oblivious samefagging

(And I'm not in Irelands timezone either.)

>>45255739
The only one making it about race is you. Spade tattoos and size queens are one thing, some dude’s self-insert just happening to be black is another.

I also want to add: get off your ass and make your AO3 account ASAP if you haven't. It might take a couple weeks to be approved.

>>45255194
but hatred is the only thing that keeps me going/alive

>>45255719
Ok, NTA but what are the details and rules?
I must have missed the start of the month.

>>45255794
Oh sorry my bad, you're the one of the discord /trash/pests and not the mick.

>>45255818
Give me a moment to dig it up in the archive.

>>45255818
>>/jp/thread/S44814446#p44814464

>>45255830
Those rules were shit and you are making an exclusive walled garden for mge shit.

>>45255224
Well-earned after a week of driving behavior

>Edgy swordmaster waifu
>Only opens her eyes when angry. Or serious. Or when forcing eye contact.

>>45255833
You're an inhuman parasite furcuck, your opinions have about as much weight as the ones of a lice getting removed from some homeless guy's head.

>>45255852
hahahah

>>45255839
>spends most of her days walking into walls and falling down stairs

>>45255258
I'm curious if anybody else is going to participate in the experienced writer contest.

>>45255872

>Still never breaks the stoic, edgy persona
>Either stays completely stone-faced and silent during these accidents or tries to play it off as training

>>45255877
I really hope so. Especially if all the big ones join. Be so fun to vote on the big names here.

Just had a weird thought. Let's say you have a harem

>Bicorn
>Demon
>Salamander
>Hellhound
>Inari

Each girl has a different lifespan. Obviously, they gain the longest lifespan out of them all once the harem gets to hareming because mamonobama mana. What happens to the daughters? Does Hellhound Daughteru and Bicorn Daughteru inherit the immortal lifespan of Demon Mom?

>>45255783
>she's not hollering
That's good, if she does that you have to let her go. Mine normally only hollers when I catch her by the toe, but if I'm gentle she'll still let me squish some bean.

>>45255889
Well, I will hopefully submit something

>>45255891
It's simple for me. I just head cannon everyone lives a bit into the hundreds but stays young and fit in body for all of it. Like you'd still get grey hair and some cosmetic changes, but that would happen much later too and nothing would impact your overall health.

>>45255258
theres a contest?

>>45255920

>>45255832

>>45255909
Graceful aging is nice. Your wife can't go full MILF mode without it.

Not an alp
It's temporary!
So it's not gay.

Which path does your waifu take on her skill tree?

>>45255719
Or being the french surrender monkey, don't write anything, your idea was shit.

>>45255891
>Does Hellhound Daughteru and Bicorn Daughteru inherit the immortal lifespan of Demon Mom?
Probably not, if the lifespan was inheritable like that things would get strange.

>45255933
>he's still spamming

>>45255940
If you don't have ideas I'd suggest writing a story about a man kicking a cat and going on a wild adventure that ends with that same cat but now she's doing the kicking.
on his dick.
And it's a footjob.

>>45255945
If that's the case I think I've found the singular instance in which I'd be dicking daughterus. I'd kill myself if I had to watch all but a few of my daughterus die of old age over and over again. I'd do anything to keep the family alive forever.

>>45255954
What the fuck are you talking about? I was just reminding the local pest to fuck off from the tournament.

>>45255962
>I'd do anything to keep the family alive forever.
Dr. Lich would like to know your exact location. She already scryed it anyway, so consider this a formal notice.

>>45255973
Oh right, there's an option.

>>45255935
I find 4-2-0 elf archer spam to be quite effective for the low price, especially with a 2-3-0 villages mixed in for buffs and lead/camo detection.

>>45255953
Just posting monster girls in the monster girl thread.
Would you be squicked out if you found out an old elf hag was molesting your young, virile mana?

>>45255872
Is she nominated as a candidate for MGC Mayor?

>>45255891
Presumably the daughterfus would gain the average lifespan of their species to live as normal with their future husbandos.
>unless Anon does daddy-daughterfu dicking

>>45255962
That is the bitch in becoming immortal.
>To avoid seeing friends and family die Anon has to harem the entire town.

>>45255935
>>Twilight
Does your Ranger-waifu transform into a Centaur, or just a sparkly Vamp?

>>45256088
Who is she, why is this elf being posted everywhere

>>45256088
I will watch it, tomorrow. for sure.

>>45256116
She's from a new anime. An incredible amount of art is already being made.

>>45256116
if doomguy married an elven woman and had a child that child would be her
she is a demon killing machine

>>45256012
>daughterfu
Anon, you're already a daughteru dicker.

I will marry a Wight, a Lich, a Phantom and a Vampire and keep our bloodlines pure by marrying all of my daughters and the daughters I have with them and so on.

>>45256125
Didn't she make the girl on the left cut off her head

I like creepy girls with weird eyes and big teeth and scary voices and sharp claws and-

What would ms haku would do if I was using my automaton miad to cheat on her final?

I'll allow an elf to marry me if she is a bottom heavy flat loli. Age doesn't matter.

>>45256465
The automaton isn't supposed to be there and you couldn't smuggle her.

>>45256479
shes one of those new models
completely made of nanites, she can hide herself in my clothes

i wanna grow up in an elf village

>>45256531
having an elf momster must be nice

>>45256538
true but it would be nice to be the muscle of the village as well

>>45256469
>I'll allow an elf to marry me if she is a bottom heavy flat loli. Age doesn't matter.
Congratulations, you'll be one of the only humans to even see a nine year old elf, let alone marry one.

>>45256582
This is probably the cutest nacho I have seen.

>>45256582
atlach are held back so much by their profile image. easily an S tier monster if you ignore that.

>>45256607
r u sure?

I love how straightforward she is. I love her and she’s great

trap nachos in giant glasses because that's what all spooders deserve

anyone have the comic of a cheshire saying "of course." ?

Would you want to be stalked by a monster? Full on, obsessive, steals your toothbrush type obsessive. Finding a very well drawn portrait of you hung up on your wall with a sonet attached to it. Finding flowers on your desk. Hearing her whisper sweet nothings in your ear when youre completely alone. Could you handle it?

>>45256753
I can't even imagine it.

>>45256753
of course

>>45256753
No.

>>45256680
finally a counter to ushis.
now to just find a big enough glass...

>>45256680
Having such bad eyesight is punishment enough.

>>45256753
I'll just set up a tent in a wide open field so there will be NO WAY for her to stalk me without me seeing her.

>>45256818
ha
>speccy spooder

>>45256818
>nerd spiders
ill bully and then love them

>>45256582
she looks like a bitch and that's great

>>45256753
Yeah I'm sure that would be fine, I will leave snacks out on the windowsill so she can eat them when she sneaks by to watch me sleep :)

>>45256753
a curious foreplay but i'll abide it

shes so fucking cute, how is this allowed

>>45256847
>-Chesh types, laughing to herself as she thinks that 'surely this time someone will actually want to love me'
>Unsightly spittle flies from her mouth onto her screen, which she lazily cleans with a pussy juice stained paw - it only makes the problem worse
>The disgusting feline will continue to post until the early morning, paying little attention to her own hygiene or health

>>45256753
When I was younger I'd probably had said yes, but now I'd rather we just skip to the part where she kidnaps me. Replacing tooth brushes, clothes, and locks cost money. Doing all that stalker stuff would just annoy me now. She can huff my dirty clothes all she wants when we're married, so just get it over with already.

>>45256878
shes very beautiful i think

>>45256878
I usually like muli-armed girls, but this one is a bit too handsy for me. It's mostly the wings; they're gross.

>>45256878
imagine the handjobs

stand on your tippy toes to kiss miss manticore on the lips

>>45256941
just get the compact version

>>45256948
what if she's flying

>>45256955
bring her down and teach that cheeky batcat a lesson

>>45256948
i prefer the extended (7 foot beeg batcat) editon

>>45256871
why must you be mean to miss cheshire

>>45256967
they have a new and improved 8ft version out now, it also comes with the mini batcat and mug

i have lost my monster girl folder.

>>45256980
Now hold on a minute I can deal with a 7 foot extended edition beeg batcat, a new and improved 8 foot batcat, a compact batcat, a batcat mug, but a mini batcat too?
I can just about maintain order, but my house is going to be annexed by batcats if I'm not careful.
That little ball of fluffy joy might just be the straw that breaks my pelvis.

>>45256582
>you think my fangs are cute?
>weirdo