/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45220296
What is pink, flies and squeals?
Junko's baby fired from a catapult.
What do you call it when it lands?
Free pizza.

Accurate

>>45220296
I'll never forget the Gensokyo bomb scare

>>45220296
This is a good thread

>>45220296
And then she wipes them the fuck out. They get sent to Hell and Hecatia starts the torture. She then meets up with Meatwad and he becomes her new child.

>>45222294
They'd just come back next episode anyways

>>45222294
They just start stealing shit in Hell and making fun of Hecatia and the other inhabitants so much she kicks them out to the Netherworld where they try to burglarize Hakugyokurou by stealing the Saigyou Ayakashi with their ship.

>>45224166
1) Rips out Saigyou Ayakashi from the ground
2) Exposes the Yuyucorpse underneath
3) Earns the ire of Yakumo Yukari
4) ???
5) Profit!

>>45224491
4) They call her an old hag
4.5) Yukari runs off into her room crying uncontrollably

>>45224491
Oh, you're seventeen years old?
>"You dress like my grandma does."
And my grandpa did.
>"So why don't you have wings like a crow?"
You already have the feet.
Oh, Err, we made her cry.
>"Good."
Now to burgle. I'll grab this end of this computer. Can you grab the tails?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dzmOAFXTMFk&pp=ygUObW9vbmluaXRlIHNvbmc%3D
I can only imagine, and laugh, at the absurdity and shenanigans that would result if these two loony moony squares were to come to Gensokyo. Poor Junko is just the beginning here.

>>45224005
>>45224709
reimu already is monopolizing all the 4th wall plot armour in gensokyo
nothing to save them from the rage of a slighted seventhou-teen year old

>>45227206
She’s still no match for the QUAD LASER! I can see Reimu easily dodging it at first and arrogantly thinking that’s all. Only for the projectile to bounce off of a solid surface, rebound, slowly creep up behind her, and then one-shot her.

I bet if Err and Ignignokt were around for the events of LoLK, Junko and her hell fairies wouldn’t have made it as far as they did. Might have even stopped said invasion cold without needing Reimu, Marisa, or Sanae.

>>45227206
Yeah. They're screwed. They're even more annoying and retarded than usual yokai. She might even torture the gag out of them. Never piss her off.

>>45234887
What if they donate some rotten rice to the starving shrine maiden?

I love this thread but man I wish there were more people around to help keep it going even if it’s a bit memey.

>>45247618
Thats cause it don't matter
nonna this matters

>>45220296
I hate smug assholes that act like this.

>>45234887
>Never piss her off.
Imagine being scared of women.
https://youtu.be/DNxVmB1rYIw

>>45248074
Damn, didn’t expect to get hit by nihilist yama Carl.

>>45247618
I love these kinds of absurd, unexpected crossovers. I would contribute something more substantial and relevant if I actually watched the show. Perhaps I should.

i dont get why people find those lukewarm "adult" animated shows funny
its just shallow absurdism or plain immature obscenity
not to say that the occasional haha poop penis joke isnt funny, i just dont get who would watch several hours of it.

>>45248332
Nihilist Yama Carl after her big boobie subordinate gets fired for being lazy and now she has nothing to ogle anymore.

>>45252972
It's like you've never watched the show at all. Or maybe you watched a little then downplayed the shit out of it because it makes your feefees hurt. Or maybe you just have the worst taste. Perhaps it might even be all of the above ...

Would Kaguya get along with the Mooninites?

I like Reisen and Tewi would like the Mooninites. They're both tricksters and are from the moon and both even have space lasers. Err is pink and small like Tewi too

>>45251704
>I love these kinds of absurd, unexpected crossovers.
It scratches a certain autistic itch

This says the bibble

>>45263688
To call it "shallow absurdism" is indeed oversimplified, but not entirely incorrect. But I can't honestly attest to ever witnessing "cerebral comedy".

>>45275721
>But I can't honestly attest to ever witnessing "cerebral comedy".
Watch anything with Leslie Nielsen in it ;D

>>45220296
...however, whom the hell are you quoting?

>>45266953
today i learned that head injuries can speak, and they say pusu pusu

But for real, can anyone in Gensokyo even hope to defeat the dreaded quad laser?

>>45300267
Yuugi might

>>45302793
Yeah she looks tough enough. Mokou and Kaguya are givens as well of course.

>>45251704
Retarded crossovers between two highly different things is one of my favorite niches