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Umineko quote thread. Post your favorite umineko quote. Text acceptable.

>> No.4519994

SNAKES DON'T HAVE LEGS

>> No.4519998
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>> No.4520009
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>However, the One-Winged Eagle is surely engraved in your heart.

I know, I know... I'm just a sucker for these kinds of things.

>> No.4520015
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>> No.4520034

>>4519998
I don't get this 'oh desire' thing

>> No.4520043

>>4520009
It's a shame he hated that infanticidal whore Natsuhi.

>> No.4520045

>>4520034
It's a shitty forced meme from /a/

>> No.4520051
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I have no regrets. This is the only path. UFW

>> No.4520074
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>> No.4520078

sucker merry barrels

>> No.4520079
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>> No.4520089

small bombs, devil's proof, "I refuse to explain," etc.

>> No.4520091

>>4520079
I'm suddenly frightened of what Krauss could do with sufficient prep time.

>> No.4520094

>>4520045
link me to any backstory/context?

>> No.4520100
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>> No.4520103
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>> No.4520116

>>4520094
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgwQXlteeWc

>> No.4520119

>>4520103
Yes, this is pretty much Umineko in a nutshell.

At this point whenever Battler does something moderately cool, whatever he says during it is exactly the opposite of what will really happen.

>> No.4520133

>>4520009
>However, the One-Winged Eagle is surely engraved in your heart.
Learning that this was nothing more than Natsuhi's delusion was terribly saddening. It was one of my favorite scenes in Umineko along with George's reaction to Shannon's death in Ep. 1

>> No.4520141
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>> No.4520171

>>4520116
lol

>> No.4520172
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Sakutaro is such a pimp

>> No.4520183
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Does anyone have the screenshot this was based on?

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>> No.4520190
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>> No.4520216

>>4520186
...When... exactly... is that?

>> No.4520231

>>4520216
It's a shop.

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>>4520190
Ryukishi, master of foreshadowing. You heard it here folks, Battler X Erika is canon. Blue is Ryukishi's stand in color for black.

>> No.4520282

>>4520256
But Erika isn't flat-chested.

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>> No.4520316

>>4520304

That's disgusting, Battler.

>> No.4520326

>>4520304
lambda and Bern discussing marshmallow baths.jpg

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>>4520742

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>>4520748

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>>4520753

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>> No.4520807
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>> No.4520809

>>4520787
Fantasyfag detected

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funny that she dies whenever the riddle is solved.

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>>4520074

>> No.4520856

JUST YOU TRY LAYING ONE FINGER ON MY CHILD IN FRONT OF ME, AND I'LL SHOW YOU HOW LUKEWARM THE HELL YOU CAME FROM REALLY IS

>> No.4520861

Sorry, to lazy to go screen cap at this hour.

Lady Lambdadelta:
...So it's kinnda like rock-paper-scissors.
If I'm paper, Beato is rock.
Which means Bern is scissors.
Well, Maybe that doesn't matter.
Even though my paper loses to Bern's scissors, if it was super-paper, which is far more awesome than normal paper, it could even beat scissors, right!?
In other words, I, Lady Lambdadelta, am super-paper!

>> No.4520865

>>4520846

The golden land is in Maria

>> No.4520892

>>4520846

Assuming that we were informed every time the riddle was solved.

>> No.4520958

>>4520892

We don't have to be informed. We (the readers) were informed that it was found twice and she died early both of those times. I think it's safe to assume that regardless of whether it's announced that the gold was found Maria's death condition is that the riddle of the epitaph is solved.

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>> No.4521559

>>4521549
Man, that pissed me off.

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Kyrie & Rudolf say very little in the grand scheme of things but what they do say is fucking awesome!

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Do it quickly, filth! Didn't I tell you to revise that pathetic theory of yours?!?!

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>> No.4521648

Don't have it on me, but when George told Gaap to go fuck herself and he would gladly murder everyone to be with Shannon.

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>>4521677

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>> No.4522293

It seems like Battler has very few awesome lines for being the main character.

>> No.4522299

>>4522293

Rather than one-liners, he usually gets awesome scenes.

Like smashing Beato's face into a table.

>> No.4522303

>>4521716

I'm sorry miss, but I just can't take someone who isn't wearing pants seriously.

>> No.4522307
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Kinzo has so many memorable quotes.

>> No.4522312

>>4522307

You're dead shut up

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>>4522307

>> No.4522333

These screenshots show quite well how shitty R07's writing really is.

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>> No.4522339
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...and so Beato raged.

>> No.4522351

>>4522319
i truly love that face Bern made

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>> No.4522361

>>4520103
this happens in the same episode, right?good lord this is hilarious

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>>4522351

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>>4522339

Hahaha oh wow.

>> No.4523053

>>4523029

>senkyu
>se

Ahahah, way to fail at basic kana, jackass

>> No.4523054

>>4522361
not in ep6, he was already in a Kinzo-level depression, so it was more natural

>> No.4523057

>>4523014
>>4520839

So good it's quoted twice.

>> No.4523060

>>4523053
Moew like you failed at kana maybe

>> No.4523086

>>4523060
He was obviously referring to the filename.

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>> No.4523146

>>4523057

That's Goldsmith alright.

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how has no one posted this yet

>> No.4523168

"I wouldn't put it past father."

>> No.4523176

>>4523165
she's just too cute when teasing
also I can imagine a blushing squirrel-like Nastuhi

>> No.4523180

>>4523165
Because >>4521549

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>>4523168

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>> No.4523223

>>4523190

<Good>

job posting this

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My total favorite, fuck you if you don't like it.

>> No.4523355
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One of Battler's few long single page quotes.

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>>4523322
Now that you mentioned that part...

>> No.4523387

Where is
>>>/rs/You_are_incompetent.

>> No.4523915

What, no "Slice up those cow tits and make me a sandwich"?

>> No.4523932

>>4523915
It reminds us of a time where Battler seemed competent and properly determined.
Let sleeping dogs lie.

>> No.4523953

>>4523932
But by that time his incompetence was already conformed in red!

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This is a <good> thread.

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>> No.4523987

>>4523974

I wish Erika wouldn't look so constipated most of the time.

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>> No.4523993

>>4523979
whoever said they didn't make a good couple should die

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>> No.4524027
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>> No.4524048

>>4524033
My Golden Witch
;_;

>> No.4524052

>>4523993
The fact that what you see does not really happen and is facets of imagination/real people, aka fictional exchanges in a fictional setting, puts a hamper in appreciating the 'couple'

>> No.4524061

>>4524052

I wish the narrator would stop lying to me.

>> No.4524063

>>4520216
http://no-info.no-ip.info:6224/Umineko/ep2.html#IphY+Jn+ogNxCmo1mm92Xw

>> No.4524071

>>4524061
It would be a very short Umineko otherwise.

>> No.4524073

So the stakes were "Born in the USA?"

>> No.4524077

>>4524073
Yes.

>> No.4524081

>>4524071

I'd honestly prefer it that way. That's just me, though.

>> No.4524095

>>4524081
While the narrative would be more cohesive for sure, I am not sure if 'vanilla closed room sequences and dysfunctional family' would be truly interesting and grab that much attention.

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I lol'd so hard

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>> No.4524236

>>4524170
>Ghetto

olololol

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>>4524260

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>>4521549
>>4523201
God tier trolling.

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THIS

>> No.4524271

>>4524264
More like boring tier.

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>>4524027

>kyakkyakkya

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This should be in gold text

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>>4524359

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On a second read, I lol'd heartily.

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If you know what I mean

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Not really a quote, but it's on a similiar level of subtle...

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