/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44842261
You're gonna want to stop staring from three feet away. You might spook her.

>>44842261
Start by saying 你很漂亮 , if done correctly she might be blushing, than you must continue with 请和我做爱，否则我就自杀 to seal the deal

>>44842354
anon, please, it's a blue board! Geez!

>>44842261
"Hey there, good looking. Glory to the CCP, am I right? Ahaha..."

I love Meiling!

>>44842261
She can probably already tell what your intentions are by reading your qi

>>44842880
Can she sense his lust?

>>44842987
Yes, she can also control human ki and crush your balls with her mind!

>>44842261
The same thing I say to every oriental I see.

>>44843010
Get with the times, old geezer. This is how you bully Meiling:
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>>44843029
NOOOOOOOOOOO

>>44842354
I don't think threatening to donate food for Remilia and Flandre will be very persuasive.

There's something inherently really funny about how other residents of the Scarlet Devil Mansion have to deal with shit like Remi diapers, Sakuya's fake boobies, Fatchouli piggyposting and the great Psychoflan debate in their threads and then Mrs. Hong's are just completely normal besides being noticably faster then usual

>>44842261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxWfU9msMLM

>>44843221
It's not "fake boobies". She does not have implants. She just stuffs them

they cannot destroy china

What i wouldn't give to take Meiling out on a date...

Hong would reject you!

>>44843221
The secret is...
Gatekeeping

>>44848703
Can't argue with her

>>44843221
What about kaokuma threads?

>>44849082
>Koakuma threads

>>44849192
Its the 4th time i see this exact reaction pic on this board today.

>>44849337
jp is just one guy

>>44849422 (You)
True

if /jp/ is just one guy, then all of /jp/ love Hong! Another Chinese victory!

>>44849461 (me)
thanks for backing me up, me!
have a nice Meiling art

>>44848627
Dexchads, not like this...

>>44842261
Who is this meiling you speak of?

You should be cautious anon, i only know of one chinese youkai. She kills would-be outsiders with endless streams of ghosts!

>>44849734
She happens to be so illusive and dangerous that I forgot her mugshot in my haste. Beware!

I wish 2D Chinese women were real...but then they wouldn't be 2D Chinese women. What a dilemma.

>>44849807
damn, such is life

>>44849807
2d women are to good for this world
Most of them at least

Hongs

>>44857065
impressive hongs!

You can play her song on an instrument right?

>>44857065
>>44857351
Snuggle the hongs!

>>44859216
I have been learning but it has eluded me...

She's so pure

>>44866586
And cool!

Did you make the Meiling thread on /r9k/?

>>44868977
Maybe

>>44869062
What would she think if she saw you posting in a cesspool like that?

>>44869078
I disappoint her...

>>44869103
Do 20 push ups and 20 squats.

>>44869133
I have a question for u anon. What were (You) doing in that place?

>>44869184
I am a narcissist so I like going there to play armchair psychiatrist for losers sometimes.

>>44869205
Do u diagnose them with fake illnesses?

>>44869389
Their mental illnesses are likely very real.

>>44869405
What do you do then?

>>44869517
Ultimately not much. If they could be helped by advice from some unqualified rando on the internet then they wouldn't be as problemed as they are. At least I can feel better knowing that while I have my share of issues, they are not as severe as those of the average robot.

You know who doesn't have mental illnesses or takes solace in the misery of others? Meiling!

>>44869592
I want Meiling to help me with my psychological issues

>>44869615
She tells you that maybe you need more exercise in your life to prevent you from dwelling on negative thoughts and invites you to go jogging with her at 5am. Do you go?

>>44869638
I go and pass out from the lack of oxygen because i'm a total couch potato!

>>44869638
>5am
Not a chance. As much as I respect her opinion and think she's probably right, 5am is the middle of the night right now.

>>44869658
As someone who does go out at 5am, I think it's the best time to go out. It's nice, cool, and most of the world is still asleep so it's quiet. I usually just walk because I don't like being uncomfortable but sometimes I run too, and I find that the cool of the late night/early morning is nice for exercise since you don't feel as hot as you would if you did it when the sun was out.

>>44869713
it is literally four hours before dawn in the winter where i live.
I like Meiling, but I refuse to get up before the sun rises unless I absolutely have to.
Not to mention it's cold, like, really really cold.
I've stayed up past then a few times, and it gets a lot colder than you'd think, even in the summer.

>>44869799
But think of it this way. If she is asking you to go running at 5am then that means you are in Gensokyo, which is in Japan, which is likely far warmer than where you currently live.

>>44869827
I didn't think about that.
It would depend on when I went to sleep, but if she agreed to wake me up, I might consider it.
Not in a sexy way or anything, she's going to have to drag me out of bed. I do not wake up easily, and have mastered the art of going back to sleep after turning off my alarm.

>>44869863
Her enthusiasm for fitness and strong desire to help her good friend Anon will surely rub off on you and help you up up and ready.

>>44869916
Would she carry me back home if i passed out?

>>44870285
Yes. She would appreciate that you tried your best and your extra weight on her back will be good for her own training.

>>44869799
Eh, that's just 30 minutes earlier than I normally wake up. You get used to it.

>>44869863
If you talk with her every day then that means you would probably be living in the SDM. If you where living there then most likelly you would be working there and thus 5am would be the time the mistress is about to go to sleep and you are about to get off work. So a 5am jog would be a before sleep jog.

>>44870377
I'm a smol boy
I wouldn't add much weight for her

>>44870547
But it's weight nonetheless! She carry you on her back all the way back to where she stays then make a nice breakfast for when you wake up.

>>44870626
What sort of food can she make?

>>44870894
Rice and soup.

>>44870894
Grass in a cup.

>>44871122
Tea time with miss Meiling!

i feel like i don't really see people call her 中国/china as much anymore

>>44871441
Do you want them to?

>>44871451
i think it would make me feel young and silly again

>>44843785
Implessive

(I was going to post this in the other meiling thread, but it got removed so I guess I'll just have to do it here)
In my headcanon, Meiling is from a village of human martial artists. She was a prodigy beyond compare, even among a village filled with martial artist prodigies. She was so good, and obtained such a mastery of ki, she eventually surpassed her own humanity and became a youkai. Similar to how a magician can use magic to surpass their own humanity. Despite this happening long ago, she still remembers and honors her upbringing. This is one of the reasons why, by youkai standards, she is such a nice and friendly person. But it's also why she is still single. Since, though her village was very gender equal for the time, there was still one rule all girls were taught to follow: They will not give their body to any man who cannot best them in a duel.

So far, no man has been found that is capable of doing so. Still, she dreams of the day that it happens. The day when she is beaten in honorable one in one combat, and can finally give herself to the victor as his price. It's why she's so eager to let villagers test their strength on her(Which is apparently a thing according to PMISS). She hopes that one of them can grow enough in power to defeat her. It also means that, despite her attitude, she's very much a blushing virginial maiden when it comes to matters to love. Though she would almost certainly be very eager to serve and wants to become a mother as soon as possible.

>>44877486
>She was so good, and obtained such a mastery of ki, she eventually surpassed her own humanity and became a youkai
That's what I always imagined of her too, rather than outright being a dragon or something.

>>44877486
>honorable one in one combat
Well there goes Pocket Sand...

>>44877539
I just imagine Dragons in Touhou are more powerful and arrogant. More like how the dragon god is described or a loli version of Smaug.

>>44877559
That might be acceptable to her. Depends on what kind of duel you agreed to beforehand.

Though, if she can sense Ki, she probably doesn't actually need to see. So you would still need to be an great martial artist to take advantage of it.

>>44877486
Well there go my chances of marrying her...

>>44878029
If you weren't willing to put in the effort, you were never worthy.

>>44869655
Your https://c25k.com/
?

>>44878064
I am a weak smol boy
No amount of effort would make me worthy...

>>44878241
That's why you lose before you even start. If you were interested in her, you would know that a battle is won before the first blow.

Just because you could never hope to achieve a fraction of the mastery that she has over her long life doesn't mean that you can't show her you actively wish to try. Even the masters were not born as such. If you fail, rise up again and keep trying. She may laugh, deride, and even openly mock you, whether through actual malice or kind encouragement, but that just means that you have the opportunity to keep trying, to keep training with her until you go through the same process as she did and transcend your humanity, thereby solving the lifespan issue. And just because you could not best her in a straight on fight, doesn't mean you have lost. Her martial arts style is one of moving with the flow, not opposing it. You may not get through her fists, but you can get through her heart. I have faith in you, Anon. If I can win the heart of the beautiful Remilia Scarlet, you can win the heart of the Great Wall of the Scarlet Mansion. Surpass your limits and win her heart, one step at a time.

>>44878241
Pull a hidden pistol out your sleeve and pop her as soon as the bout starts.

>>44881553
Small arms are ineffective on youkai
She will just get angry and tear out your spine like a tree stump for the dishonour

>>44881863
Pull a hidden wand out your sleeve and pop her with a spell as soon as the bout starts.

>>44881863
It's not about the gun bats it's about sending a prank message

>>44871380
Calling her Miss Meiling is cute!

just managed to hit 2 plates bench for the first time
would she be proud of me

would she say yes if i asked her to a date now

>>44875778
cope

>>44881453
Meiling wouldn't actually be mean... would she?

I am so jealous of sakuya...

I love Meiling

>>44906827
What's the strongest kaio ken Meiling could do?

>>44907381
I mean Goku got to 20 before it became obsolete due to super saiyan but considering Meiling isn't a saiyan she may very well be able to go on endless multipliers since she's a youkai that can master it for centuries

>>44898076
I love this ship.
I wonder how >>44877486 this version of Meiling would react if Sakuya did it without realizing the significance of it?

>>44877486
I am going to defeat her to prove myself, then, i will reject her because a relationship would get in the way of my improvement and my journey to be the best fighter in the world.

>>44908165
She would realize, right there and then, that she's probably bisexual.

>>44908267
I'm surprised Ryu would post on this website.

>>44915866
That mattress is going to get muddy

>>44915866
I just wanna snuggle in under these sheets next to her and cuddle her

>>44843221
you jinxed us now we're slow as shit

>>44915866
I want to fuck Hong while she sleeps

>>44930763
And disturb her peaceful slumber? No, she needs cuddles

>>44933344
>>44922911
I'd let her use me as her daki

>>44934663
I want to be her daki

I need more wholesome sakuya on meiling
Do you have any recommendations, anons?

>>44937473
You're bound to stumble into something you haven't seen if you look both of them up on danbooru
Here's one that i like https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/3164

>>44843221
Meiling threads are full of yuritrash now, apparently.

>>44938163
Subhumans think they're accepted when they're not actively chased away.

>>44938159
Thank you, it was interesting! I enjoyed it.

>>44938163
And?

Sakuya keeps cucking me! She can't keep getting away with this!

>>44939069
You got to fuck your man so hard Sakuya can't keep stealing him, and you got to make sure that he knows you're still a dangerous youkai even if Sakuya treats you like a disposable gate guard.

>>44937394

>>44842261

Pretty sure someone just bumped this thread and deleted their own post. Why.

>>44952566
Maybe they're shy

>>44956432
You have a thread for c/u/ckshit already. Fucking hell, this is why I don't want to post in this one anymore.

>>44956432
She cucked me again! How does she keep getting away with this?!

>>44956432
That's me on the left

>>44874948
My favourite image of her.

My friend sent this to me and I thought it was funny

>>44958251
Why are you soiling your panties over a picture?

>>44958251
based desu

>>44958251
You have to understand, these things aren't fully human, mentally speaking. Yelling at them is like yelling at a misbehaving animal, it won't teach them anything except that you're loud. Because not only do they fail to demonstrate basic reasoning or ability to delay gratification in the slightest, they also don't imagine anyone else with it.

>>44966362
what does anything in your third sentence have to do with posting a simple picture

>>44966394
assblasted over girls kissing, please understand

>>44966394
highly demonstrative post

>>44842261
I love this artist's drawing style, it feels very nostalgic.

>>44966394
Trying to rationalize an irrational discomfort usually grants us with such empty pedantic posts.

>>44966394
I assume you're getting insulted some more for not posting it in the yuri thread.

>>44966394
people are too rude nowadays

>>44842261
Ask her for her current social credit score number!

How is Meiling like when she's drunk? Does she become rowdy? Does she become sleepy? Perhaps just more intense, intimate in her speech... She drops her guard a bit -ever the dignified sentinel, mind you- but more relaxed and easygoing

>>44973861
She's always super energetic, but when she gets drunk she starts getting clingy and touchy!

>>44973873
With girls, not you

>>44974573
:(

>>44973861
Drunken master mode activated. She might drop you completely on instinct if you make any physical move towards her.

>>44974573
Oh no, most certainly not with you.

>>44973873
I wanna get clingy with Meiling!

>>44984188
Refer to >>44974573

>>44984203
Refer to >>44975766

>>44984188
Be careful! If she drinks a lot she'll grab on to you tight and complain about how little respect she gets from anyone at work, and how much they mistreat her! And if she drinks too much she might not let you go!

>>44984514
Nah, she'd never do that. Unless you're a cute girl.

>>44984514
I want that to happen! I would hold her and never let go!

>>44984536
This is /jp/, we are all twinks here who look cute girls but with dicks. We are all straight too.

>>44986695
She'd know if you have a dick, ad she'd tear you in two for trying to trick her.

>>44986738
I wouldn't mind that...

>>44986695
1. You're not a girl.
2. You're not cute.
3. Even if you are straight, Meiling isn't.
She'd just kick your ass and dump your broken body outside of the gate, like any other man.

>>44987133
Stop being so possessive of her, Sakuya

God damn it yuri fags stop ruining my perfectly good Meiling fantasy with your stupid lesbian fantasies!

>>44987582
Just don't feed, dumbass. They're doing it to upset people just as much as when I post my vore fetish.

>>44987593
Real talk though, yurifags deliberately go out of their way to be as obnoxious and unlikable as possible, I strongly suspect they enjoy getting abused by strange men. And since one of them was pretty open about his cuck fetish ITT, it makes sense. Which is ALSO why I've refrained from doing it.

>>44987593
It's just makes me sad that they say such hurtful things
Surely miss Meiling wouldn't be disgusted of me because i'm a man, right?!
Surely not!

>>44987859
She absolutely would be.

>>44974573
Faggot cuck yurifag. Kill yourself out of this thread you waste of life. Filthy faggot that enjoys being cucked.

bad thread

>>44992797
They killed the last one too.

>>44966287
this is the 'board culture' weve been hearing so much about

>>44989747
You're lying!

Let this shit burn, it can't be saved.
Make a new thread tomorrow.

Nice job spamming the cute yuri thread you insufferable faggots

>>44843221
you jinxed it big time buddy

>>44843221
AHHH YOOOOUUUU ITS ALL YOUR FAAAULLLTTTTTT

Oh no! Is that... Sakuya x Meiling?! Whatever shall we do?!?

I feel violated
I feel cucked

>>45000805
Here's the only (You) I'm going to give you, because you seem extremely desperate for it. Don't spend it all in one place.

Cute & canon!

Let this thread die already

I shouldn't have fed, I'm sorry.

Hong hours are over
People can't get their head around a non-sexual relationship
Billions must train to defeat her and become the Hongsband

>>44843221
let him cook

AHHHHHH
I NEED IT

>>45019704
Cute hong to sit on your shelf and keep you company

>>45019704
Extremely cute

>>45019704
So buy it

>>44848627
Asatoshi needs to start doing Meiling again. I can only wait so long.

>>44842261
You're gonna want to stop staring from three feet away. You might spook her.

>>45001877
Billions? Poor Meiling, if even 1% of them accomplish in becoming stronger than her she's looking at millions of potential suitors? It's an incident!

>>44842261
She's a taken woman

>>45042752
oh no

>>45042752
Taken where?

>>45042791
Oh, just around. It's much safer to have an escort in Gensokyo, particularly one with space-time manipulation.

Is Meiling tall?

>>45043105
Yes, but Sakuya is taller.

What IS she, actually? The wiki just mention that she's a "Youkai" but unlike all other Youkai in the franchise she's not based off of any japanese folklore creature. There's Patchouli and Alice who are technically Youkai (but technically they're just Magicians, Patchouli was born as a Youkai Magician and Alice turned into one via Magic), but all Meiling can do is manipulate her own Qi, which is just a result of her extensive training in Martial Arts anyways...

>inb4 "she's a dragon"
She's not, she's meant to SYMBOLIZE one (which is why her hat says dragon on it) but she's not a dragon YOUKAI

>>45043675
She's a Chinese Girl anon, it says so when you meet her.
Chiggers are all yooks.

>>45043675
Just a generic, uncategorized youkai. It's kind of like how you can have both gods and specific types of gods or spirits and specific types of spirits. Meiling is just a youkai.

>>45043675
>gods
There are no uncategorized gods though, they're all gods of something (or just based on actual gods from folklore), the closest thing to an uncategorized god we have is Sanae but that's because she's a direct descendant of Suwako.

>uncategorized spirits
yes but spirits aren't really youkai, they're just once-humans, and the named ones are always specific types of spirits (like how Junko is a sagacious divine spirit)

>>45043899
I meant to reply to you >>45043846 , sorry

but anyways my point is, "just youkai" don't exist (much less in the case of a named character), you can use the term to refer to them as a whole but using it on a single character and insisting that is all they are is as stupid as pointing as a dog and saying "that's a generic, uncategorized animal, that thing is just an animal". It's not, it's a dog.

>>44938163
>suddenly

>>45043939
>"just youkai" don't exist
Yukari is simply a youkai (the moniker of "Youkai of Borders" is more of a title than a species designation).
Yuuka is a uncategorized youkai as well. She's heavily associated with flowers, but much like Meiling that doesn't make her a literal flower.
Rumia also is seemingly just a youkai.
Now, granted, generic youkai aren't terribly common in the series, but that's mostly just a consequence of ZUN's love for digging into references and obscure youkai types. Also as the series has progressed he's leaned more on beast youkai to act as filler over youkai youkai.

>>45043675
Nakadashi youkai.

>>45043675
She's a chinaman

>>45048126
Our new masters.

>>45055537
you wish

>>45063229
They are literally built for each other!

Sick necrobump my dude.

>>45072378
That could be us!

>>45072378
Actually Sakuya is for Remilia only. Meiling is for me

>>45073175
>Meiling is for me
did you mean me?

Actually every SDM girl is for me only.

>>45073263
She's mine and only mine. I will kill any potential rivals, then her and then myself if i can't have her

>>45043675
If I were to guess? She’s probably a Xian (Chinese Hermit/Ascended Human). Would at least explain the Qi abilities.

>>44842261
She would never like a pot-bellied, unironically autistic fuck as myself...

I NEED Meiling

How beefy do you guys think Meiling is?

>>45086474
I like to think of her like your pic. Not full on beefcake slab of muscle like the oni or Saki or anyone else who has the power of pure physical supremacy, but a very fit lady who's definitely worked out a lot.

>>45086474
Strong enough to be the "husband" in her yuri relationships.
Reminder that Gensokyo girls hate males.

Sweaty workouts with Meiling! Playfully wrestling her!

>>45091002
>Sweaty workouts with Meiling!
Poor Patche

>>45091301
Doujin about Patchy becoming overweight, so Remilia ordered Meiling to become her personal gym instructor and ending in both becoming buffed like pillar-men when?

>>45091617
Pretty sure there's one out there that has the first part

>>45091301
I am like patche
Weak and anemic

Eating delicious ramen with Meiling! Getting all drowsy from a full belly! Napping together shoulder by shoulder!

>>45098445
Aaaa imagine having a nice dinner with Meiling talking about her passions and then cuddling afterwards and having a post-meal nap together...

>>45098824
And wake up next to each other, only to go garden together
I would love to hear her talk for hours on end about her passions

>>45101570
I want Meiling to be my big spoon!

Tell me about Meiling. Why does she sleep?

>>45107777
A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GATEKEEPER

>>45107777
She just likes to take it easy

>>45107777
Because she can sense QI, so she doesn't need to be awake to do her job. If someone hostile approaches, she can just feel it.

>>45120648
Sure would be nice to take it easy with her

>>45130952
imagine smell

>>45019704
buy it?

>>45135311
Meiling's feet smell perfectly nice

>>45141770

>>45130952
>>45135311
>>45141770
>>45142037
I want to kiss Meiling feet

>>45150889
breathe in

>>45151512
I did
Now what

>>45107777
She just wants to be in peace.

>>45155807
feel the Meiling scent fester inside you

>>45156371
I want to feel the Meiling inside me
I also want to be inside Meiling too

Why are footfags so cancerous?

>>45156685
Not as cancerous as yurifags

>>45156685
>>45156848
They're both pretty much the same.

>>45156685
>>45156848
>>45156886
Good morning sirs

>>45156886
As someone with foot fetish i disagree

>>45157463
Good morning footfriend

>>45157463
Doubly cancerous.
I hereby give you the award for most cancerous user currently on /jp/. It's not really something to be proud of though...

why do they love chinks

geez Meiling, you get to have TWO threads?

>>45157463
In the Hong's defense, Sakuya's feet smell good no matter how long she wears her maid shoes.

yaaay! yaaaay!

>>45162330
She's so cool!

Why did she steal Sakuya from me?

>>45019704
dude i love the idea of a meiling figure but her face looks retarded in this particular figure

>>45176340
No, Sakuya stole Meiling from me!

>>45163034
cute!

hong bowling

>>45193476
Nice.

I don't care if they're fantasy fairy people who animorph, as a woman I'm sure China isn't a very interesting person intellectually

>>45207958
4000 years of history and her head is still empty, you say? Even if that was true, I don't care whether or not I'm dating Confucius with tits.

>>45207958
Who would you consider "interesting"

>>45207893
Why is she like this?

>>45209738
must read real books other than YA and chiclit
must follow contemporary social/political trends without being a libcuck
must be iq115
fewer than 3 hours of television/netflix a week

Dragon youkai cannot compete. She's probably binging futa romcoms in her celibacyshack like all the other looser at sdm

>>45216733
Anon what you just described is whats known as a 'pseud'

guys check the official /jp/ server
https://discord.gg/PbxFzDP4

>>45019704
Already put in my pre-order

>>45221679
GIWTWM

>>45230224
Meiling, right?

>>45224277
that's because he's a fucking pseud himself
also meiling recognizes when tenshi quotes ancient chinese classics, so she's definitely more well-read than he thinks

>>45237453
Sakuya. I want to be held by the world's strongest woman

Please marry me, miss Meiling!

>>45237651
I want to hold Sakuya and tell her that Meiling got over her phase.

dorks

>>45243563
Wedding dress not Chinese enough

>>45249615
I haven't found any pics with a chinese wedding dress

I feel weird about sakuya and meiling pictures now that I can see that they don't actually like each other all that much in canon

>>45253076
You'd better try harder then, or else you will never be worthy of being the Hongsband!!

>>45253093
There could be a chinese wedding dress tag or something

>>45253087
Right? Before I just accepted it since it was such a popular fanon pairing and there wasn't anything to disprove it. Now, it just feels hollow since I know they don't really like each other and at best its a working relationship.

>>45253087
>>45255213
It felt jarring at first, but at some point I've accepted that I have to ignore some parts of canon to get the Touhou that I'm used to enjoying, just like 90% of the fans.

>>45258741
Feels good to love the 'mu and never have to ignore canon. I love my grumpy, racist, violent, miko wife!

>>45253087
I think it's just funny.

>>45258871
Would Reimu allow me to marry Meiling?

>>45259364
There is nothing wrong with marrying youkai. You just can't become one.

>>45268829
Wouldn't exposure to Meiling/training with Meiling turn me into the exact same type of youkai as her?
What if we decide to make half youkai children together? Would that be a problem?

>>45086474
Lean muscle without being notably bulky through clothing.

>>45269916
Such refined tastes. A good man you are.

>>45269612
Pipe down before you make the miko realise that allowing youkai/human marriage will inevitably result in rowdy youkai kids for her to deal with.
We've got a system in place for a reason anon.

>>45270056
I swear they won't cause any trouble!

>>45269612
It may turn you into an hermit most likely

>>45274863
Why is that?

>>45015735
that’s a post retard

>>45280049
Hermitdom can be achieved with arduous training, while it may be normal training for Meiling (a youkai) it may just be enough to turn a human into a hermit if they commit to it

>>45281590
What will happen if i become a hermit?

>>45287579
You get to live forever and be sexy the entire time.

>>45287622
Do i get to be with Meiling forever?

>>45287819
If you can survive the spirits who are sent to kill you every once in a while yes. You should probably befriend the mistress so you can move there and get their help to deal with them.

>>45288057
I'm sure remimi would be interested in hiring the only other person able to gatekeep the mansion aside from Meiling, who just so happens to have fallen pregnant a week before.
Oh, the humanity! Wherefore a fate befallen us so?
Anyway Reimini gets lots of little Hongs that are a lot better than fairies at cleaning, so it's a sound investment.

>>45288121
And the opportunity to fight the spirits sent to kill you would probably be fun for her too.

>>45288121
What if remimi likes the little hongs so much she will ask for more?

>>45292253
She has to beg.

>>45294196
I would love to make more little hongs!

Let this shitshow finally end.

>>45299499
Be nicer, Sakuya. Your thread is ass anyway.

>>45299499
Another thread will take its place

>>45299984
>Your thread is ass anyway.
hehe

>>45299499
Die mad.

>>44842261
I love China! I agree, she's so cute!