/jp/ - Otaku Culture

sup guise.

How do you know that Sanae was conceived on a natural way ? Suwako is a goddess.

Is she sitting on a gigantic golden piece of shit?

Is Suwako the only canon slut?

All the other Touhou's are creepy virgins.

>>4518637

oh god I wanna spread dem froggy legs

>>4518698
>Non-virgin thread.
>Sacchin

Oh, you.

given the ambiguity and not to mention the fact that she's a god, it's hard to say with any level of certainty that she's a slut

Sanae is her descendant, but technically my niece is my descendant too. Plus, with gods, conception need not include sex.

>>4518901
So you're saying she forced a baby out of her with an intact hymen?

Bullshit. She banged some dude and that's all there is to it.

>>4518901
But not genetic ancestry. She's not your genetic descendant. She's your brother's.

Your genes will only live on if you breed.

>>4518889

Here, let me clean her for you.

>>4519012
not so good

I don't know why anyone would have a problem with Suwako not being a virgin. So she sexed up some dude? So what? Maybe she even loved him! THE HORROR

>>4518921
Thoroughly enjoy your homosexuality.

I always figured Suwako, being a goddess, appears as she wishes to appear.

Probably whenever she had a child, she looked a lot older and was more mature. Now it just happens her desire is to appear like a cheerful frogloli with a creepy hat.

>>4519086
Makes sense.

Although I did read this one doujin where she was raped in frog loli form and had Sanae that way.

>non-virgin thread

No telling how many cocks the old maids alliance has devoured and conquered. Loose, dried up sluts.

>>4519106
YOU HAVE NO EVIDENCE :O

>>4519106
They're all lesbians, and therefore virgins.

I have the doujins to prove it.

>>4519106
I hate half those characters.

Kanako is a megabitch, Yuyucow is the fucking worst, and Erin is a retard.

Yukari has close relations to Cheeeeen, so by default I can't hate her as causing harm to her would hurt Chen indirectly.

Yuka is yokai moe and Byakuren gets Christmas presents for being the only hag who isn't corrupt, a whore, a bitch, or a combination of the three.

>>4519086
This proves her appearance hasn't changed

>>4519141
>Kanako is a megabitch

>>4519144
>fanart
>proves
lolokay

I say believe whatever you want. Like Black Tewi says.

>>4519163
I hope you have a sense of humor irl

>>4519160
dont worry all you wanted to do was protect gensokyo with faith there's nothing wrong with that.
hell i don't see anything really wrong cept stealing reimu's donations and taking over the mountain where the tengus lived.

>>4519141
>Mature women frighten me

Windows: Professionals being paid to build and maintain an operating system.

Linux: Being built by unpaid hobbyist on their free time.

>>4519141
Haters gonna hate

everyone here is a slut

>>4519177
i lol'd

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>>4519173
Bitch or not you cannot deny that she is vivaciously sexy.

>>4519106
I would bet that Remilia and Flandre have been fucked at least once as well. Can't forget them just because they look young.

>>4519214
I cannot deny this is a SFW board

>>4519209
Byakuren can't be a slut. She's be imprisoned in Makai for the last thousand years.

kanako is probably virgin though

>>4519220

no.

>>4519222
So what do you think the first thing she'd do when she got out is? Hell, thats probably why she attacks you. She has 1000 years of pent up libido.

>>4519221
>/jp/
>SFW

.>>4519229
She's a saint, much unlike the rest of those unsavory hags.

Actually, Yuka isn't a slut either, but the other four are, especially Yukari and to a slightly lesser extent Kanako.

Erin is a devoted woman but damn she's stupid and Yuyuko needs to never be featured in a touhou game ever again.

>>4519236
?

>Yuyucow is the fucking worst

;_;

>>4519223
>Kanako is probably a virgin

>>4519247
I thinks he is saying more along the lines of no people on /jp/ are at work.

>>4519247
Uh oh! U got me! Better go get a mod!

>>4519267
>Internet Tough Guy Detected

Would you like Kanako better if she looked like this?

>Kanako is a slut.

>>4519276
How she looks doesn't exonerate her from her terrible misdeeds.

I hate touhous not because of how they look, as that's stupid. I hate touhous because of what they do and how they behave (stupid, selfish, like a whore/bitch etc).

>>4519275
Now you're cracking me up.

>>4519141
>Erin is a retard
wat

Kagyua are officially non-virgin

>>4519221
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>>4519275
Seems we have a wayward soul from Gaia here. Fuck off.

>>4519288
but I haven't told you any jokes yet

>>4519294
[citation needed]
Hime-sama is pure.

Kanako is not a whore nor a bitch. How dare you sling your filth at her you wretched lowlife human fucking garbage.

>>4519301
Caddyshack was the only joke I needed Mr. Murray.

Cirno is secretly a huge slut.

>>4519365
>secretly
lol

Moriya shrine is full of sluts, period

>>4519606
go to bed reimu

>>4519624
Naww dude

Why do people call Sakura a slut, and not Kohaku?

>>4519141
>Yuyucow is the fucking worst, and Erin is a retard

Stupid troll or not, them's fighin' woids.

>>4519653
Because /jp/ is a stupid place to be here

Just like you for instance

>>4519653
Because Kohaku is a good girl.

>>4519012
I fucking hate you.

>>4519653
Because Kohaku is the true heroine of Tsukihime, while Sakura isn't even a heroine in her own route.

>>4519669
FUCK YES KOHAKU.
SO MUCH OF A HEROINE THAT HISUI'S TRUE ENDING EXISTS SOLELY TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH YOU FUCKED UP.

>>4519677

no shiki, you are the demons

OH DESIRE

>>4519669
Hm, it seems that maids tend to kill people over childhood promises being forgotten.

Yuyuko's combination of baaw backstory and sunny personality made sure I wouldn't care if she were a slut or pure.

>>4519677
Hisui's true ending in a nutshell:
>Fuck yeah, saving my childhood waifu, being a man, sorry Kohaku, I don't like genki girls such as yourself, I gotta do what is righ-
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>4519677
Yeah, pretty much. Though Hisui deserves happiness, too. My perfect true end is Tohno Family Harem End. Curry and Idiot can go take a hike.

>>4519687
But the maid in question doesn't kill you or her sister, since you're both innocent. She discriminates between those who wronged her and the innocent.

Sakura just goes around eating everyone, trying to kill her largely innocent sister, and betraying Shirou.

Sakura becomes more likable if you just approach her as a villainous character. She's just not a heroine like the other girls at all, and is a terrible character when thought of as such. I never had the impression of Sakura being a heroine like Rin and Saber, because she's really the true enemy of her arc.

If you think of her as unwittingly evil and needing to change, the perspective on the character helps appreciate her a *tiny* bit more.

>>4519713
Hisui deserved happiness, but that ending was just cruel in it's delivery.
Hell, Hisui says LOL I GUESS I CAN LOVE SHIKI FOR YOU SIS LOL at the end, it was really one long speech on how Kohaku counted on you, and how you let her dowwn.

>>4519734
Well, the romance could have been done better, in my opinion.
Shirou just kinda suddenly falls in love with her, as opposed to Kohaku's route, which has excellent development, and tons of scenes that just hit your heart like a brick.

>>4519738
Hisui's love is implicit: she's your meido, forever. She'll always be there for you. She won't ever run off, even if you end up with another woman, and she'll always be yours. She might be a little jealous of her sister being your waifu, but she'll still stay steadfast.

Her love isn't as emotionally deep as Kohaku or Akiha's is, but it's no less real.

And the one that will always suck your finger at night will be her.

>>4519734
Fate Stay Night has always been about Saber versus Rin, Sakura's always been dead-last.

That's just the way it is.

>>4519773
>And the one that will always suck your finger at night will be her.
wonderful

>>4519803
Hisui, a tightly wound ball of androphobia and pent up sexual frustration.

>>4519812
Hisui is lovely~

>>4519827
She's a slut

admit it now!

>>4519834
No, good sir, only Curry is a slut! We shall not acknowledge such slander!

>>4519852
Curry isn't a slut so much as she's horribly mismanaged as a character. She goes from being really awesome sometimes to being really terrible other times.

I really wanted her to be more "battle sempai" than she was. You never even get the chance to spar with her in Kagetsu Tohya, the one thing that she alone would be good at and fun to fight against.

>>4519877
What about that time you sealed Roa in her ass?

>>4519884
It worked, didn't it? It was utilitarian, and she already loved you, so...

She's hardly a slut for it.

>>4519852
Curry is not a slut!

>>4519887
STOP WHITE KNIGHTING FOR THAT FRENCH INDIAN WHORE, WHITE REN.

>>4519887
Sup, Sion?

Most amusing thread on /jp/ ATM.

White Ren, now there's a slut.

The character I mean. But she's a succubus so that's to be expected.

>>4519967
Well, duh. Can't blame her for it, though.

See, she can be a slut and yet still delicious.

>>4519967
Not a slut! Consensual sex with the master only.

>>4519918
She's good, just not as good as the others.

>>4520092
Sup, Sion?

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>>4520072
D'aww! No curry for the cat's-tongue~