/jp/ - Otaku Culture

anon and his all pregnant adventuring party

>>45182791
You're an idiot.

>>45182825
You unlock "Anon Must Cum" difficulty.

>>45182835
>Enemies get annoyed as they can't actually fight.

What the dog doin'?

BEWARE THE PINK FOX

Hey nerd!
Check this!

>>45182842
Truth hurts?
>>45182858
Her best.

>>45182825
Did kc actually say this or is it just femdomfags being mentally ill as usual

>>45182875
>Barely uses any trickery compared to other foxes
>Just very lovey-dovey
Dangerous.

>>45182891
https://kemono.su/patreon/user/13283247/post/82119213

>>45182891
It's up on kemono along with his latest schizophrenic rant about ntr that reads a lot less sane than anons wanted to pretend.
Also yes, he did. The thread just ignores it because it's dumb.

>>45182891
i get you're bored, but come on.

>meet shoggoth
>she speaks in a language incomprehensible to the ears of man
>yorkshire dialect

>>45182904
Damn is he okay?

>KC, more like, 'Kay See deez tits lmao get it anon?

Flying fox.

>>45182901
I just realized that monsters extremely skilled in household chores and masters in the kitchen are pretty much irresistible

>>45182889
>Truth hurts?
No, you're an idiot. I just needed to branch out for drawing.
Do you think I bought a drawing tablet just to get back at one dude too? My life doesn't revolve around one schizophrenic autist.

>>45182925
show clitoris

>>45182934
every action you take speaks against that but i guess you gotta reconcile with yourself somehow

>>45182951
Since I've been outed anyway you might as well post that redraw of the OC that anon did.

>>45182934
>My life doesn't revolve around one schizophrenic autist.
Entirety of 2023 so far shows otherwise.

rabbits are fun and fast

>>45182835
Anon and all-loli adventuring party
Sex with all party members at every rest

>>45182976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4Xx0k_TVY0

>>45182925
Can you not in front of my parents?

>>45182979
SMACK SMACK
RIGHT ON THE THIGHS

>>45182967
Most of 2023 has been despairing that nobody seems interested in monster girls without porn, actually.

https://archived.moe/ic/thread/6814492/#6814552

Uoh, stinky!

>>45183014
Why?

>>45182835
we use contraception in my party

>>45183014
I don't particularly care about this gay ass drama.

im sorry for posting her every thread but i love her so much and i want her to make me hers (steal my soul, so i can never feel complete when im away from her)

>>45183074
There are more images of her, you know. and it's just shikimamo I think so you can really use most adult tamamo pics.
The thread already has a massive amount of ritual posting anyway so who cares? [Except the sperg who freaks out over any non mge image/spoiler]

>>45182931
Indeed they are.

>>45183097
>can't even spoilertext right
Finally learn how to ban evade?

>>45183097
ive seen the others. i also just like this fox specifically. id commission art of her if i wouldnt feel bad, since im pretty sure shes shiki's oc.

>>45182976
12 humps per second. Be careful around buns.

>>45183126
i need a bunny girl urgently. waking up to her furiously humping my leg in her sleep.
bnuuy.

>>45182931
I want an extremely skilled housewife pear shaped lolibaba monster

Do you like gremlins?
Of course you do!
But why do you love gremlins?

>>45183200
>Do you like gremlins?
no but i do love elves though

>>45182888
>>45182925
>>45182979
BUILT for BWC

>>45182623
Do Kuroinu 2 count as a game?
I feel like if you just remove... you know what, it got some grade A monster girls in it.

Smug Glacies

ok, i downloaded more pictures oif her. she is beautiful.

>>45183200
Because I've always had a thing for Saturday morning cartoon villains and other such wacky mad-science hijinks.
Gremlins are literally perfect.

>>45183200
shortstack adult gremlin? hell yes.

>5'11 vs 6'0

>>45183200
I love them because a single gremlin with a self invented dragon zombie class flamethrower torched an entire batallion of order soldiers before capturing them with her net-thrower 5000 to give to single monsters back home.
Don't underestimate gremlins. With prep time, they are the most dangerous monsters to your pelvis imaginable.

>>45183328
>mf gets beaten by a woman
Lmao couldn't be me

I love it when a monster's tail betrays their true feelings.

>>45183340
>mf
This isn't Twitter, anon. You can say nigger.

Oh come on man we were having a nice thread there

>>45183344
this is a cute trope. best done with wolf/dog girls, where their tail wags when being pet even though they act like they dont enjoy it. hell, catgirls purring works too.

>>45183336
I still remember when they gave those cows jetpacks.
What good is a wall when a rocket-powered holst soars right above them, before slamming into you with their massive boobs.
Fucking gremlins...

>>45183351
What happened?

>>45183276
Captain Planet Anon, you will never stop our Queen from creating her Utopia

>>45183387
By your kinks combined I am Captain Wanet!

>>45183384
I don't trust gachaposters. Every single time they show up something retarded happens. One of the better threads I remember recently was when that shit was kept to a minimum.

Anyway it's starting to get a bit cold., I'll be heading off.

Gonna go to a amazoness village and give all the men raging mushrooms so they can rise up and dominate the amazon oppressors into proper women

>>45182825

>>45183257
>Anon has the Power of D
>By our powers combined, we are Captain Harem!

>>other saturday morning cartoons that can get MGE'd?

>>45183426
is that the girl magica record?

>>45183408
>...every single thread... ...something retarded...
Ms.Haku reminds Anon: 'correlation=/=causation"

>>45183430
Walk around in a mask to inspire fear, dread, awe, and most importantly anonymity amongst monsters.
Masks are cool - monsters will think your cool.
But also they won't get to look at your face, so it's be IMPOSSIBLE for them to fall for you.

>>45183430
Wacky Races, DICK Dastardly And Muttley the Kobold.

>When the trees start speaking kot

>>45183456
>>45183430
didn't mean to reply.

inspector gadget automaton who keeps foiling the plans of notorious femcel dr claw

>>45183432
my favourite lich(?).

>>45183472
>Ocelomeh wearing camoflauge

What, was she self conscious about her spots?

>>45183472
>the trees are fucking purring again

>>45183479
Succubus.

>>45183472
>StG44 and Panzerfaust
>not being a Werwulf
More importantly:
>all Shortshorts should be in Rhodie brushstroke
Same as WoodElves should be NordEuro militaries

guys I tried slapping her but she just said "ooohhh fuck yeah~" and is now sucking harder please help I'm gonna pass ou

>>45183472
imma just do the good old eros gas bombing tactics and get more tacocat wives

Revolver Ocelomeh

>>45183493
isnt she an undead succubus? that would make her a lich in mge, i think.

>>45183472
>rips her gun out of her hand
>mating presses her for hours
To easy

give me the good old fashioned 'club to the head' ocelomeh.
i want my red mana to bleed on the jungle floor as she squeezes my paralysed body between her thighs.

>>45183527
Nope, just your bog standard necromancer.

>>45183536
>just your bog standard necromancer
now i get where her bratty behaviour comes off.

>>45183508
>not being a Werwulf
I'm almost certain it's a joke about nazis in South America

>>45183533
the red mana thing is so nice sounding. i want her to make me feel woozy and weak, get to fight me without actually hurting me, then cuddle with me.

What If Wight Lives Again As A Highly Detailed Collectible Statue?

Introducing the new Easy Carry Accessory

>>45183472
That was my philosophy when I was your age

>>45183533
Okay, so do you want a vicious sounding *KRAC* or a comical *doonk*

>>45183564
>tfw you asked for the easy foldup automaton
>very much not happy outwardly but really loves

>>45183573
Visceral and terrifying until the sex happens. Her attack is viscious and decisive.
She's teasing the entire time, like a cat whose caught a mouse.
Not sadistic like a manticore - she isn't making me feel unsafe or like I'm actually about to die. It's more her mocking my expressions of pleasure, or playfully nibbling my ear.

>>45183573
i want it to sound brutal, but have none of the pain. i also want her to make me afraid. i want her to slowly wear my ability to resist down. cause a warm throbbing pleasure in my arms so intense i cant move them. then my legs. when i collpase, she walks over menacingly, her weapon coated in my red mana and rested on her shoulder.

>>45183524
Not being a solid Snek

>>45183612
Not being a canon Snek solidsnek

>>45183549
Shouldn't it be the other way around?
1946 Euro Wulves trying to look like Tacos?

>Solid Snek and Revolver Ocelomeh engage in spy vs spy shenanigans trying to rape anon
>One always stops the other right before she can get him
>Anon is none the wiser to this secret war, even after the giant robots crash through his neighborhood

hatter using a fleshlight on me under the table at the wonderland tea party

>>45183652
>Not hatter using her massive ass cheeks to jerk you off

>>45183639
Snek definitely schlicks off in Anon's locker.

>>45183659
well shes currently trying to enjoy her tea and feed me sweets from her mouth, so thats a none option.

Miss hatter's tea or miss ocelomeh's hot chocolate or miss genie's coffee?
You can have whatever milk with it.

>>45183670
miss wurms wine

i hope we get another ocelomeh story. it is baffling to me she isn't hellhound-tier popular

>>45183670
the hot chocolate. and im adding irish cream.

>>45183670
Kikimora vodka and pilsner pivo

>>45183670
I am white, I have a feeling Miss Tacokots hot chocolate is really spicy, but I'll try it anyway.

>>45183510
Another one bites the dust.

>>45183639
Both have to try to get Anon outside his house.
Neither want to mess with his Kiki maido but need to get their gands on Anon before he succumbs to the Kiki-Mashtah effect

energy drain
level drain
soul drain
give me them all

>>45183734
Hot chocolate was traditionally a not!Mayan wedding proposal to an Anon.

Post reptiles

>>45183759
The best kind of proposal is when Anon is completely oblivious to it.
Anon thinks she is just being nice
Anon doesn't know she is going to break into his home tonight to complete the tradition

>>45183670
>taken by ocelomeh
>not raped
>instead brought to a lantern lit chamber
>placed on a large, circular tablet covered with engravings
>chant-purring begins
>chief ocelomeh tells me to drink the ritual hot chocolate
>could keep mouth shut and refuse but it smells way too good
>also don't want to upset the several massive temple guard ocelomeh flanking me
>drink hot chocolate
>room starts to melt
>start smelling colours and seeing sounds
>taste of delicious spiced chocolate and ritual purring only thing tethering me to sanity
>vision goes brown, feel really hot and crotch feels really good
>wake up to new temple guard kot wife feeding me jungle munchies

>>45183670
Kiki slivovitz or pear rajika
>much more fun than shogloaf and shogjuice
Tipsy Kiki starts singing those 'forbidden songs' that she usually only hums while doing Anon's dishes.

>>45183742
>I suddenly came into an inheritance and now have a bunch of high level maids?!
The new slice of life coming this summer.

>>45183772

>>45183806
>...*cooming this summer

>>45183734
Don't let them know this but their food isn't that spicy.

>>45183851
You can't beat em on a physical level, so you gotta get them on the psychological warfare front
>Replace all her homemade tortillas with store bought

>>45183882
Flour or corn?

>>45183851
I don't want to hurt her feelings so I will pretend it's the hottest thing I have ever tasted.

>>45183812
She big

>>45183894
Whole wheat

what are we reading

>>45183772

>>45183946
Butt

>>45183942
Lewd things.

>>45183670
Miss Holstaur's tits.

>>45183927
Pure evil. You'll be the first to the pyramid

>>45183813
>Kikimaid that is a high level assassin
>Cute, curvy weresheep that is actually a sorceress of extreme power.
>Tomboy Elf gardener who has multiple levels in druid.

>>45183772

>>45184024
the thighs of patiti...

>>45183670
steamed genie milk cafe con leche, you say? I wish she wouldn't reach into my mind/heart to tempt me with the perfect culmination of my desires so haphazardly, though.

>>45184043
Nah. She's tear your bedsheets to shreds

Need smooth snek in a room that's just thick mattress padding and dozens of pillows

>>45183942
some of my writings. its not right.

>>45184043
too scary

It's getting colder and colder and there are monsters out there that still have to brave a whole winter of frozen nights alone. I can't go on much longer with such a heavy heart from knowing this information.

>>45184090
help i've adopted a small horde of cold looking zombies out of pity and now they all clamor over me for warmth, even when I've got the fireplace nearly roaring and hot cups of milk for all of them

>>45184062
not nearly fat enough

Wanna read my bunyip headcanons? Too bad, I'm posting them anyways.
-Bunyips, due to their natural timidity, tend to settle in groups, or tribes, fairly distant from monster and human settlements alike.
-They tend to prefer settling on or near swamps and wide rivers.
-They also heavily prefer to settle near groves of Arca trees, as they make their masks from the wood of this tree.
-They use this tree in particular because its wood is naturally dense in mana, which allows more complicated enchantments to be enscribed upon it.
-Common enchantments placed upon bunyip masks include truesight, farsight, enhanced hearing, and
-Some more territorial types enchant their masks with a disguising/glamour enchantment. This may be the origin of the 'bird-faced serpent' stories.
-Due to their remote habitat and largely-carnivorous diet, bunyip communities rely on hunting, fishing, foraging, and farming for the majority of their food.
-Common occupations include farmers, fishers, and hunters, as mentioned, weavers and tailors,
-Most large bunyip communities are self-sufficient.
-Most outside contact comes from travelling danuki merchants, though a band of enterprising ratatoskr have been seen in the region, gathering and spreading goods and gossip alike.
-There are a few swampbourne bunyip communities that have built their houses entirely on top of rafts.

-What species do they naturally encounter? Dryad, Alarune, Soldier Beetles in fruit-heavy areas for river, Gnomes, earth and water elementals, alligators for swamp

-Bunyip fur has a natural enchantment that is essentially 'inscribed' upon each indvidiual hair. It activates subconciously, by taking in either ambient mana from the environment, or a small amount from the bunyip herself.
-This enchantment is what allows their fur to remain warm and fluffy, even when submerged completely.
-It also confers a natural, intuitive understanding of enchantments to all bunyips.
-As a result, many bunyips choose to become enchantresses.

-A popular trend amoungst the bolder of the species (namely, those brave enough to post pictures of themselves online) is a way to essentially 'hack' this natural enchantment in order to turn their fur a variety of different colours.
-Bunyips that get particularily skilled at this can have constantly changing colours! RGBunyips, baby!
-(There are even rumours of some particularily reclusive individuals that have mastered this technique, and use it as camoflage!)


-There has been speculation amongst scholars and schizophrenics alike that bunyips were originally a type of artificially made chimera.
-They point to the bunyip's lamia-like body, inari-like fur and ears, demon-like black sclera and purple skin, paws that are halfway between a griffon's and a manticore's, as well as the enchantment woven into their fur as evidence for this.

>want to be a necromancer
>raid a dark mage's house for forbidden spell books
>narrowly avoid getting shota'd but I did it
>I go to a spooky looking graveyard and turn to one of the pages with a summoning spell
>start reading the spell out loud
>white orbs appear around me
>must be ghosts drawn to my dark powers
>a glowing circle appears on the ground
>a pale figure rises out of the circle
>a powerful spirit!
>I feel the rush of power coming from my new familiar
>wait why does she have cat ears?
>I look at the ghosts swirling around us
>they're actually just floating marshmallow cats
>I look at the book's cover
>Nekomancy for dummies
>god damn it

>>45184024
She can drag me up herself, it won't undo the fact that I have replaced all the salsa in town with salsa from Chili's

I am the uncorrectable
I am the darkness that all hags fear

>>45184041
>Secret1: ALL modern Kikis are highly trained assassins and operators, its one of the main skills taught at the Maido Academy.
<Secret2: ALL Kikis fear their Senior Instructor, the legendary BabaYaga Kiki

>>45182891
AAIIIIIEEEEE IMP-SAMA I KNEEL

>>45184210
Fuck off.

>>45182903
>>45182891
>It's real

I actually hate the notion that monsters will always break all laws of physics to be with their destined love.
Because it means I don't have one.

>>45184312
All of us are deemed unworthy of love, for no monster will save us
Said anon

This message was broadcasted into all eros training centers

how do you turn off heart pupils? i keep bonking her on the head but it ain't changing

>>45184293
this is what happen when spooders dont cook hanging from their web

>>45184318
You need to hit the factory reset button located in the slot between her legs. It's a few inches in, so you'll just have to feel around for it and hope you're hitting the right spot. It's a bit unreliable, so it's probably going to take a while before she successfully resets. You'll know it worked when she starts shaking and then goes limp.

A rats gotta get her cheese... Capice?

>>45184393
I am gonna have to start paying protection to the mofukuza to keep these disgusting rats away from my innocent business. Now I have to start frying tofu and have to have pachinko machines in the back and a designated brushing area.

>>45184393
>>45184434
it aint as bad as the damn clown posse, their protection fees.....
are something

>>45184451
clown posse is easily countered by magnets. They can't comprehend them.

>>45184474
they began recruiting clown college graduates, the magnets are not working anymore, they are now calling me clownist!

What's a good mamano for someone with a catfight fetish? Aside from obvious ones like Sallies, Ogres, and Hinezumis. I thought maybe an undead could work if they don't feel pain.

You are safe here, for the moment. But that is likely to change. Soon, nowhere will be safe.

>>45183636
How does the thread feel about more scary, horror styled monster girls like this? I like it but feel like I'm in the minority.

>>45184517
How can I truly be safe without a Manticore snuggle buddy?

>>45184546
Not into things that remind me of The Thing, I have to be able to believe we are at least biologically compatable and not too different to where our anatomy and habits are close enough to not cause problems.

>>45184546
I enjoy, will not post some of them because I'm pretty sure this thread would have an aneurysm if I did

>>45184546
>horror
It's just another Shogg trying to upgrade herself by going full Kiki impersonation mode.

>>45184585
Shog impersonating a Kiki would be a downgrade.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, Tengu v. Owl Mage, the newest debate coming to a channel near you.

>>45182994
>When she calls your mom "Mom" when you aren't even dating
And your kids heard her do it, too. How embarrassing.

imagine being sacrificed to what you assume is a massive man-eating beast. And all you see is a plump jabberwock in her neet cave

>>45184601
owl mage always
wise and cute

>>45184609
She must be wise.
Look at that powerful technique!

>>45184393
OH SHIT, A RAT

>>45184120
Okay, but why do they like sleeping in the middle of dirt roads and huffing distilled mana fuel tanks stolen from the nearest gremlin workshop?

Welcome to the jungle

my bogie pillow, my ittan momen giant blanket, and my wock that doubles as a bed, the perfect mix

>>45184702
dumb kot, needs conquistador correction

>>45184706
Truly perfect I just get a wurm

>>45184546
monsters just aren't very scary

>>45184513
Jinkos and ocelomehs, actual cats that know how to fight

>>45184702
>hes already naked
asking for it

>>45184752
Don't you know? a single monster can strip a man naked in 10 seconds flat

>>45184757
and a skilled monster can make him strip himself.

>>45184601
what intense, immediate political or philisophical subject will they debate?

I'm going to hit on the guild receptionist in the hagvile guild

i lost some of my soul to a succubus again and she wont give it back :( its the same one as before. she keeps asking me to 'be a good boy and come home with her' if i want it back? shes mean.

>>45184780
Tell the big hellhound officer

>>45184775
please don't, the turnover rate for guild receptionist in hagville is astronomical
>boy says hello
>snag
>boy asks for a quest
>snag
>boy asking is this the krusty krab?
>snag

>>45184780
Just steal some of her soul and dont give it back to her. Give her a taste of her own medicine

>>45184806
Aren't they trained to not get tempted by a little low level human?

>>45184808
maybe you could put it in a ring, and wear it on your hand so you don't lose track of it

>>45184823
they are supposed to be, but they ran out of low lvl boy dolls they use for practice (stolen)

>>45184839
I bet it was living doll that stole those dolls

Would you host an exchange student from Zipangu in your house?

>>45184868
>willingly letting in a fox, a danuki, or a hebi

>>45184120
Really good headcanon, I like it

>>45184806
>just appear before her
>panties already dropped

I’m dead.

>>45184868
Can I choose the race ?

I should buy more lactating monstergirl art

>>45184962
Hahaha, what a maroon!

>>45184868
>exchange student hakutaku roommate tries to get into student council
>have to hug her until she stops crying when she learns the american student council is less cool than the zipanguese one
poor cow, should've stayed on the ranch

It's not really an exchange if they just send a mamono at your house, still send bunyip now, house is cold, bus is cold, office will be cold, seed help.

>>45184868
>CentAnon
>Exchange? So my eldest daughterfu goes to Zipangu for the same time?
>Ok, she's into Monmusu, and since she saw this offer has been out in the backyard practicing her Running-with-Toast.

>>45185027
>exchange mamono student fresh from the other side of portals got her knowledge of human school life from manga and hentai
>is very excited about becoming the class president and runs an elaborate campaign to get elected
>almost has a mental breakdown when classmates explain to her that in this country, class president's only role is to negotiate deadline extensions and exam postponement on behalf of the class

>>45184868
Bring me your fluffiest one!

>>45185095
Living in japan with a Zipangu wife seems far more comfy than dragging her in this shithole

>>45185102
>japan
>comfy

>>45185109
yes

>>45184879
Why not all three at the same time?

>>45185138
>anon dies of karoshi along with his wife
>both turn into undead
>now they can take even more overtime because they don't need to sleep
Well I guess that's a happy end too

>>45185109
As a tourist, yes, and living there with a mamonos and magic being a this is like that.

>day 8 of NNN
>increasingly more realistic monster girls are invading my dreams

Hah, they'll have to do better than that. Open up those portals, and then we'll talk.

>>45185175
>Japan is central Tokyo with black companies everywhere
Uh huh.

>>45183636
>>45184546
>>45184568
I mean, they’re called “monster” girls for a reason, and MGE’s pretty light on the mg spectrum all things considered, but it’s hit-or-miss for me. Picrel is a good balance, but if you keep pushing you’ll eventually reach a point where they’re so grotesquely dissimilar to the female figure that they don’t set off any neurons. Zeblackball’d is probably my personal limit as far as the “monster” in mgs goes.

It will be a simple job, no more than fifteen men.
We go in, get the gold, get out, and live like kings.

>>45185211
>they’re called “monster” girls for a reason
Yes that reason is they took [monsters] like Dragons and Gelatinous Blob and made cute [girls] out of them, therefore [monster] [girls]. Both words do work in the phrase.

>>45184210
>Woah, Goku and Bejita-kun, you almost had me sweatin’ there!
>Huh, you guys were holdin’ back? Wow, me too!
>I’m already gettin’ excited, waku waku!

>>45185194
>month later
>last day of the dumb internet fad
>real succubus invades your room
>puts a binding spell on your crotch
>it's going to be a no nut december too, as a punishment for following idiots
>and she's going to be walking naked around you all that time

>>45185229
Nah I get it, for me it’s more about taking the setting into account. MGE is purely about lovey sex, so obviously the designs are going to be more familiar and approachable-looking, whereas a more realistic setting like MGQ can afford to put more “monster” in mgs when a lot of them are murderwhores anyway

>>45185243
MGQ is like this because it panders to radical fetishes like vore, it's not more "realistic"
>ummm so we have these monsters who feed on men's semen and get energy this way
>and an unusually high number of them will just fucking kill their prey instead of taking him as a permanent mate and easy food source because... reasons
If it was realistic, far less game over scenarios would be lethal to mirror real distribution of personalities.

>>45185239
Lel, dumb succ misses out on a massive dose.

I'm a patient man. I can outlast some coomer demonette.

>>45184120
Great backstory.
Except not!Straya doesn't have Ratas and Tanukis, we have lots of Arachnes - redbacks, funnelwebs, big birdeaters - and all types of Lamias, plus Mersharks.

>KC hasn't done a Koala-mamono yet - they're thikk Loli-bears and fluffy, but also permanently stoned from chewing gumleaf.

How do I stop my bicorn wife from trying to make me fuck all my co-workers?
I don't even like them that much, they're just desperate

>>45185262
Even if the monstergirls in MGQ are more evil and less huggy, it makes sense to at least capture and enslave Anons as mana-providers in a cage somewhere if they don't do romance and husbandos.
Especially if Anons are a rare occurence, why waste one on a single meal?
>Even dumb irl species like ants 'milk' bug larvae and feed them fresh cut leaves to get an ongoing food supply not a one-off meal.
So the supposedly superior MGQ sentient mamonos are dumber than the dumbest niggers who at least learnt how to herd cattle or goats for milk.

45185327
45185262

Kill yourself, now

>>45185338
You first

>>45185339
I'm not posting stupid edgy, you're.

>>45185323
Being a Bicorn Husbando is a form of Public Service.
Even after the Portals open, due to the number of normies, the supply of Anons will still be limited, leaving many mamonos with no hope and facing eternal Hagdom.
(Until the Portals they could all be hopeful, afterwards they will be as depressed as Anons in 3D-world are currently.)
>it's like donating charity to the less fortunate
>and, yes, they will primarily be the less popular low-tier species who find it harder to find an Anon
>hopefully you have at least put a "No Siths, No Alps" clause in your wedding contract?

>>45185343
Are you retarded? I'm criticizing MGQ for being edgy, MGE is my preferred setting.

> 45185338
We're discussing why MGQ's system is unrealistic shit, what's your problem with that?

I just don't like mgq and usually people post about it to shitpost

>>45185346
>>45185347
It's either a Bot or a completely autistic retard with no concept of nuance, reacting just to detecting "M_G_Q".
Hopefully it's a Bot, at least they can adapt and learn .

Remember dragons wear their collars with pride

>>45185356
No I'm just stupid and didn't read the whole post, sorry.

>>45185362
>Being proud of being someone property
Malef are inferior to human and it's a good thing

>>45185344
>go to undead town with bicorn wife
>see shelter for poor undeads
>She keeps pestering you until you take them in
>Zombies, ghouls, ghost and the like
>Years later
>they've all evolved
>now they won't stop spoiling you as thanks
>And your bicorn wife is endlessly smug about it

>>45185366
I see it more as a abnormal wedding ring than a sign of ownership

>>45185196
I headcanon Zipangu has both a not!Edo with trad-style FloatingWorld culture with Kejourous, Shrine-Inaris and various Youkais, but also a not!NeoTokyo with Automatons and Gyaru-mamonos

>>45185372
>wedding ring ... sign of ownership
Potata, Potatoe
The most noble Dragons will go to the Collar-shop with their Anons and pick out the fanciest decorated wedding-collar.
>Dragon high society is scandalised when a mighty Dragon arrives at their next soiree wearing a crude iron slave-collar padlocked around her neck with her PunyAnon leading her on an attached chain as his Sub sexslave

Do you think reptile and beast types have strange fixations on uniquely human parts they wish they could have? Like regular human hands and feet, fleshy skin with no hair or scales, lack of tail, round ears etc.

>>45185458
you already have anons in this thread in love with paw beans so my guess is it goes both ways
>wow anon your fingers are so dexterous, and have soft tips too, not like my claws.
>can you put your fingers in my pussy? i've never been fingered before because my claws are too rough, but maybe you could help me with that

>>45185473
There's also slimes who love making as much contact with flesh as possible to the point they can maximize surface area. Think of just how happy slimes would be knowing human kids like to make slime and play with it for fun and to squeeze it for pleasure, the thought of them so happy makes me happy too

>>45185458
Tfw Anon's Lamia waifu is a foot-fetishist.

>>45185458
>elves schlicking to close ups of men's ears
>undead listening to male heartbeat asmr
>beasts and dragons keep commissioning hand holding art
>centaurs always staring at boys' butts
>slime pokes you with a stick and does a wierd smile when it doesn't go through
>thirsty lamia begging you to post feet

A salamander couldn’t fry rice

>>45185473
>>can you put your fingers in my pussy? i've never been fingered before
The same reason why Centaurides are all incredibly horny, even purityUnicorns, as they can't reach back far enough to schlick their rear-Hosspussies properly, so the first fingertip sends them crazy.

>>45185573
at this rate I wouldn't be surprised even if da vinci's virtuvian man isn't basically porn for monstergirls

>>45185581
Shrimps can.

>>45185492
With how much I played with silly putty and other similar substances as a kid, I'd probably would have been prime childhood friend material for a slime. I would have spent hours playing with her. It would be embarrassing years later when we grow up and she keeps bragging how I could never keep my hands off her.

>So what if you just offed yourself? Just a thought! No pressure or anything. Whenever you're ready. Just... I already bought an extra toothbrush for you and everything.
Such conversations were also had.

I've gaslighten myself into thinking nypmhs had a profile made by KC and their gimmick was that they'd send heroes on adventures empowering them with their super powerful magic (using tons of sex) and then once hero was done with defeating the evil, they'd call him back to their pond/pocket realm, seal it off and fuck forever, making more nymphs.
However when I checked today, there's no profile like that and I can't remember where did I get the idea.

>>45186042
This is the worst advice therapist ever gave me.
Where is Dr. D. Elf? I thought I had an appointment for her famous CBT.

My horc has no nose

Tell me about your monster girl OC.

Is she the one you'd like to marry when the portals open? What's she look like? What's her personality? How do you two meet? Does she have an occupation or any hobbies?

>>45186090
How does she smell?

>>45186117
like smoked bacon.

>>45186130
You left her in the sun for too long.

>>45186166
never put yourself between an h'ork and her daily suntan if you dont want trouble.

>>45186130
It's not fair. How can a man resist?

>>45186090
do NOT sniff horc
do NOT buy danuki brand horc air freshner while you wait for horc
do NOT become addicted to smelly horc

>>45186105
Baphomet

>>45186276
you dont. they tell you from infancy succs are master seducers, how foolish! their bodies lacks the rotundities of p'orks and the chiseling of h'orks, their fizzles just inane clown tricks compared to the honest hugs-delivering might of orks. and when orks smell like breakfast you know it's just checkmate for those overgrown bats.

>>45186105
She's cow and she loves me

>be Anon
>be visiting Zipangu despite all the warnings from friends and family
>have little to no knowledge on what the country is, who lives on it, or even what language is spoken
>you just wanted to explore life a little and the dart you threw at the world map landed on this place
>so far, it’s been pleasant
>people are decent and the landscape is beautiful
>eventually visit a shrine off the beaten path
>a fox now stands before you with a wide smile
>”lost, are you, little one?”
not really
>she stares at you for a moment
>”well, I’m certain you understand who you’re in the presence of, no?”
not a clue
>you swear the fox’s eye just twitched
>”d-do you even know what I am?”
a fox?
>”well yes, but specifically?”
>you take a long and hard look at her admittedly curvaceous body
old?
>it sounds like glass just shattered somewhere, but you have no idea why

Dumb Anon who understands nothing about royalty, gods, or “high status” is hilarious.

>>45186558
Let's say that I'm this anon, can I pet the fox?

>>45186645
Yes

>>45186558
>Offering the kitsune a dog treat because you dont know any better

Remember when bacchus herself descended from the heavens to snort powdered girtabilu venom off a winegote's stomach?
I remember.

>>45186691
That was a hallucination caused by your mofu-fried brain, numbnuts

>>45186653
Nice, does I need to pay a special ticket to transport pet in planes?

>>45186728
No that's for your new wife to worry about

>>45186057
Misremembering the echidna and genie, most likely.

>>45186680

>>45186721
no, fuck your zipanguese religions and customs - I'm a bacchus worshipping hedonist and proud of it.

>>45186815
Mofucchus

>>45186846
she's a goat, or a succ, or an apophis.
Foxes aren't indulgent enough.

>>45186815
if i'm going to hedonism i hope it's with ms apophis

Post pics of suggestive cheshires!

>>45186815
>>45186856
>i hecking love hedonism
Fuck off degenerate faggots

>>45186815
>A religion *hic* where I just *hic* drink all the time? *hic*
>Sign me up! I don't know *hic* why I ever followed that false fox *hic*

>>45186875
that's the idea

>>45186857
here you go, mister!
>>45186776
could be, anyway I think that would be a nice profile

>>45186890
Kys

>>45186815
I love proselytizing at the bar!

>>45186875
lol
lmao even

>>45186878
I never met anyone who gets hiccups from alcochol

>>45186928
bacchus works in mysterious ways

>>45186933
cute irish mermaid!

>>45186933
Ugly Irish mermaid!

>>45186946
You see the little cleft in the spade tail?
That's where my tongue goes.

>>45186967
She only accepts white men

>>45186928
It happened to my friend once. Probably because he was laughing so much at the time.

>>45186946
i love stupid clothes

>>45186986
Insulting succubus's style is demonophobic, do better

>>45187002
so are those attached to her or what?

Around foxes, guard your crotches.

Lizards

>>45187088
CUM MONSTER

Winterstown is the best Christmas vacation spot for both humans and monsters
>every inch of town decorated up for Christmas
>skiing and snowboarding scene with a winter lodge to warm up
>co-ed onsens and saunas
>White Horn-san's sleigh rides
>nice families who will take you in for dinner and lodging
>beautiful snowy scenery

>>45187055
I don't usually find these amazing but the Art Automaton is adorable in her beret

>>45186733
I can't be a pet if I'm the one who pet her first. Also the collar around her neck prove otherwise

>>45187129
Fuck off with your ad, Twittertroon

>>45187129
Leave

>>45187095
Need rape and housewife correction

>>45187101
It's the best the whole year, I will migrate there when portal open. A chesh, a bunyip or a kiki can adapt to the colder weather with a few hugs.

>monster calls semen 'white pee'

>>45184120
I enjoyed this.

Are hellhounds the ultimate monsters for beta males?

>Don't be afraid! I bring good news of great joy!

>>45187205
Me too, it's a well made post and headcanon.

>>45187218
that i finally got permission to marry an angle like you?

>>45187213
No. A Kikimora or Shoggoth (or both) is better. Kikimora will turn any weak willed beta male into a self sufficient, confident alpha male, while Shog will turn you into a sigma male knower of eldritch insight who doesn't need to leave his room for anything because his shog can turn the room into a caravan trailer home for him.

>>45187170
>A chesh, a bunyip or a kiki can adapt to the colder weather with a few hugs.
If they stay long enough in Winterstown, they'll grow a thick coat of fur to insulate from the harsh cold, this makes them twice as hugable! The downside is they'll need extra fur cleaning and trimming, luckily Winterstown has a mofu day spa run by nice Yetis who are experts on mofu care

>>45187229
>marry an angle

>>45187229
Yuo actually get an angle and a devil. Ur truly blessed.

>>45187242
I only accept right-winged angles

Can shog turn herself into a pickle?

>>45187180
why do they do this
it bothers me every time

>>45187213
>beta males
lmao
>>45187236
>alpha males
lmao

>>45187289
>beta male post
Lmao

>leanan sidhe post
lmao

Need

>>45187101
I'm going to climb the big mountain to Miss Lava Golem's house, so we can share our body heat. I wouldn't want for her to get cold.

>>45187311
Rape by white male

>>45187300
im a sigma, actually

>>45187337
Smegma male

>>45187344
true as fuck

>>45187180
>pew pew

>>45182891
Anons keep trying to invent new ways to be miserable in the wish fulfillment setting. KC could just say "time travel doesn't exist in MGE" but instead we get convoluted explanations for impossible scenarios.

>>45187363
Do you think the state of the cat kingdom could lead to a mens right movement where in a role reversal where monsters lose all rights and are treated as breeding slaves?

>>45187434
God i wish, but kc is femdomfag so it won't happen

>>45187405
>cucktaur
Rope yourself

>>45187455
My horse wife with another man just flew over my house.

>>45187464
Your not fooling anybody faggot

>>45187434
It's already a thing, it's my kingdom but it's more like normal human society with normal function and roles where leader is me and other bros and the Mamono are for the big majority kots (expect sith)We also have high tech, guns and cool Mecha power by Eros mana.
>It's not real, it's in your head
Yes and? Come and fight in my headcanon if you're not happy, faggot

>>45187314
Miss Lava Golem's house is where travelers stop by when they fail to reach the Ice Queen's palace

>>45187492
I was just shitposting but you do you, anon. KC gives about four lines of dodgy worldbuilding to most things so treating it like gospel is fairly pointless even if some anons try.
>big majority kots (expect sith)
"You must be this amount of cat to ride the rollercoaster."

>>45187306
What if lean sidhe

>>45187311
Wait, does this mean no morning blowjobs?

>>45185499
>Anon's Lamia waifu every time he wriggles his toes.

>>45187523
>femdomfags hate and fear this

>>45185458
That's a thing that works best when it goes both ways.
>Slime wife fascinated with her husband's skeleton
>Pokes and rubs at his bony bits constantly, marveling at the rigidity
>Engulfs a skeleton prop during Halloween to "try it out," but it isn't the same

>>45187555
>engulfs you
>uses hardened slime as a form of rudimentary muscles

>>45187527
I know, me too (doesn't mean that I don't intend to build my kingdom of lapcats).
Some cat are too much cat for they own good unlike manticore, jinkos, werecat, bunyips, cheshs, nekomatas, necromatas, undead kots, sphinx, honorary cat kikis and some more

>45187547
Mick you're annoying and don't even sound like the drunk frog you try to mimic. This new persona doesn't even match with your favorite mamono.

>Chief God gets introduced to videogames, somehow.
>Gets an idea, mischievous glint in her eye.
>Somewhere, far away, a man loses his virginity to a monster girl
>Suddenly a clear voice rings out
>It says only two words "GAME OVER"
>Again and again this happens, randomly.
>Regardless of who or where they happen to be.

>>45187547
she looks uncomfortable, im not a fan

>>45187593
Why do you want to try the dress?

>>45187598
what

>Go to slime social event
>Enter room
>There's a bubble slime, a dark slime, a slime slime, even a queen slime
>Get mobbed by slimes
>Impossible to tell which slime is on my face and which slime is on my dick
>That's what I get for going to a slime mixer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pPQnhhUqtU
>Lich listening to this as she does her research.

>>45187593
>she looks uncomfortable
She's a woman who cares, she gets in the dress or she gets a black eye

>>45187582
Imagine if KC drew a sith but mick couldn't see it because his patreon account got blocked.

>>45185194
I've been worried because I haven't really been that horny at all. In fact my only urges to fap come from boredom

Remember to thank manticores and hellhounds for protecting every other species from /d/

>>45185298
One Australian monster I want to see is Yara-ma-yha-who. It's like a vampire with a unique gimmick, it stalks and eats people and every time it does they turn increasingly hairless and red until they become a Yara-ma-yha-who themselves. The only way to defeat it is to play dead where it'll tickle you to see if you're really dead and you don't react it leaves you alone.