/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Did I mess up ?

>>45166731
Oh thank God, my mobile internet has been image ranged, so I couldn't make a new thread.

>>45166741
>edition

>>45166731
If Cheshy is a relic, what slot do I put her in?

>>45166762
I copied past from the last one. I knew that something was wrong. my bad

>>45166765
It's a minor thing and I don't remember thread splits because of only that, just don't do it again.

>>45166770
understood
>>45166764
Extra slot on hat and backpack.

>>45166741
The slime is laughing at you Anon. Don't worry about it, she's just a brat.

The daughteru's right to daddy's cummies SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

Loli hags
Why are they allowed to spec into two distinct talent trees?

>>45166802
Because loli cunny OP, please nerf

dumping hakus in piles of moth dust!

>>45166819
>seconds before lizard gets mere'd

>>45166802
It's easy to beat if you get the trait 'true lolicon' or 'true haglover'
They can fool your head but they can't fool your dick!

Miss Lich is starting to suspect you are failing deliberately so that you can spend more time with her.
She doesn't mind, but that doesn't mean she is gonna go easy on you in the remedial class.

Have a goo day

I can't help but notice that there isn't a huge, fluffy fox tail currently on my face. Which department do I need to direct my complaint to?

>>45166783
She comes with her own slot? Damn, that's OP as fuck!
Why doesn't everyone walk around with a Cheshire?

>>45166835
I have the trait "loli hag lover". I dont think I'm going to make it

>>45166998
They are an acquired taste

>>45166941
A good way to get rid of them is to light a cig

>defeat the chromatic dragon
>reclaim the sceptre of might
>it's covered in dragon fluids
damn lizard could have at least washed it

>>45167313
assert full dominance by licking it like a lolipop in front of her.

please not the chromatic monsters.
i can deal with a smug chesh in one colour scheme, but not 100!

>>45166731
>>45166741
>edition
>>45166770
Yeah, relatively small thing, but still avoid this.

PLAP
...
PLAP
...
PLAP

>>45167426
I'm installing rgb lights onto this automaton and you can't stop me.

My Pyrow best friend is awesome and I'm never gonna do anything naughty to her because I don't want to ruin our friendship.

>>45167467
Make it a chloropleth of how fertile she is and we've got a deal

>>45167463
look at all the blubber

>>45167513
more cushion for the pushin'

>>45167467
Please don't make your automatons look gay.

>>45167526
I bet it's squishy and jiggly

>A-am I t-too far away from the camera? I-I can't see...

Gimme those lean minos!

>>45167658
>Werebat goes to get her passport picture taken

What's on Monster Girl TV?

>>45167696
wurm and worm

>>45167696
yet another rerun of The Lord of the Cockrings: The Harem of the Ring

>>45167696
Completely innocent cartoons that have absolutely no hidden messages from the Sabbath.

>>45167658
She needs to prepare for a good picture.

>>45167696
Magic and potion making TV shows which are just cooking shows really.

>>45167696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9dbAQJIu1o

>>45167696
The very hungry greenworm: the reckoning

>>45167733
Who would these be aimed at

>>45167658
goad her into coming closer, then grab her and kiss her before she can do the paralyizing scream

>>45167658
Imagine the Jeff level from Half Life: Alyx but you're trying to sneak around a 9ft werebat.

>>45167696
90s style anti-drug PSAs warning against the dangers of fluffhuffing

>>45167696
Space Outlaw Anon reruns

>>45166616
Ideal for maledom. Not sure about the body snatcher vibes but I like the idea of copying the incubus from baldurs gate 3 that took peoples forms and the victim could tell whenever he was fucking in it.

>>45167801
>Who would these be aimed at
It's basically the loli news network delivered in coded messages. It tells them all about the many current workings of the sabbath without alerting their innocent onii-chans. New stock in the black market, attack plans, the date of the next ritual orgy, top 10 mesugaki fashion tips. All hidden away behind the wacky adventures of a cute and funny little goat girl.

>>45167696
The Cleaner Trilogy

>>45167696
The pancake man

>>45167696
Léon, a classic in sabbath circles

>>45168459
Reminder: Do NOT feed the harpies in the park. You’ll just cause a commotion as they all begin fighting over your food and then eventually you.

>>45166731
>edition
>edition
>edition
>edition
>edition
ATTENTION

This is no longer a coincidence or a random newfag fucking up before lurking.

This is an active subversion attempt.

The last thread was made by these faggots too.

>>45168568
>subversion
Man, you sound crazy making up words like that.

>>45168596
>Double click smug.exe
>Nothing happens
>Double click smug.exe again
>Nothing happens
>Right click smug.exe and click open
>Nothing happens
>Spam click smug.exe
>50 cheshires spawn into your room
it isn't fair...

>>45168565
Take the harpies home, THEN feed them!

>>45168568
no, I copied-paste like a retard, my bad, won't happen again.

>>45168626
a cute

>>45168621
Now you have to give away 49 cheshs.

>>45168727
I'd give away 50 if I could.

>>45168746
Just send them all to my house, I will handle it since you don't like them.

Is there a monster more powerful than those with their eyes covered by their hair?

>>45168758
the same monster after brushing her hair from her eyes

>>45168792
I love lolibabas

>>45168792
I swear these Zipangu monster girls are weird

>>45168838
it's just your imagination

>>45168849
imagine petting both of those big fluffy ears with one hand at the same time, I do.

>>45168849
Anon, I had an item shop saleswoman list petting a fluffy tail on her list of items to buy.
And an Oni challenged me with "Your Sake or your Dick."

Kunoichi is hiding somewhere...
lurking...
waiting for the perfect moment to fuck up her ambush and get caught in her ropes in a compromising position...

>>45168864
>"Your Sake or your Dick."
tell me more

>>45167696
>Coming up next on Mamano Memri TV
>Why Anubis is the correct defender of the Kingdom against the purple menance
>Why Danuki Must taste the shoe

>>45168877
>Order memri TV
>'Devout' caller says he accidentally slipped and fell... on a naked holstaur's tit... mouth open... with extra milk

>>45168874
She said she was getting a drink and I either gave her a shitload of Sake or she was going to 'drink' from my dick.

>>45168887
By the Chief God, you people are Kobolds.

>>45168896
That's not a game

>>45168877
>Wight holds up her shoe to the camera
>"This is what I think of the order pope and his chief goddess. My shoe is what I think."

>>45168887
>Lame, I am changing to MTV, at least Mamamo MTV still plays music and a funny rewrite of Beavis and Butthead where they actually "score" with hot monsters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lep-mfhrIro

>>45168922
>"Is rape the only cure for such disorders?"
>"So it seems. So it seems."

>>45168922
keep your mudslim shit for yourself, please.

>>45168935
lighten up

>>45168930
! !

>>45168940
No, fuck off back to pol

>>45166819
>Hey asshole! Pay attentionto me or I'll bite you!
Wyverns are basically cats

old

>>45168973
Mighty tengu of the forest.
What are the best toppings for pizza?

>>45168957
Surprised the idf has time to patrol a demon lovers thread on a mongolian basket weaving board.

>>45168957
Notice how you're the only one throwing a tantrum over a few jokes here.

>>45168988
it is distasteful as fuck but i just hide it

>>45168995
In the future we'll make sure to have you verify our posts before sending them, just to make sure we don't accidentally hurt your delicate sensibilities.

>>45169014
that's very kind of you

>>45168988
The black abyss of her cleavage beckons...

>>45168792
I think I'm going to instant loss to this fox

>>45168988
I just don't like your kind of trying to subvert everything.

ded hours

oy vey, did someone say "subversion"?

well just stop existing in normal space, no monster can get you, just come out to get food and drink, and go bac to the space in between, there's nothing there.... i think

>>45169201
there are those tindalos hounds that live there.
but they're cool with it, probably

>>45168792
>be Anon
>it’s been a rough day
>work has been riding your ass and the bills are starting to pile up
>you need some time to rest your mind
>visit the local shrine and find the usual shortstack fox
>her expression immediately sours once she sees you
>”You again?!”
>ah, that’s the stuff
>”Don’t you have anything better to do than bug me?! You’re always coming here and distracting me!”
>wordlessly, you pull the fox girl against you
>her tail and ears shoots up in surprise
>”What are you-“
>squeeze her close and pet her head as you slowly trace your hand along her back
>she’s a total shivering mess already
>”Damn you…”
>she grips your shirt’s collar
>”Not here. O-Over in the warehouse.”

Sometimes, you just need a refresher.

>Anon is getting certified for his dairy.
>"Lets see, you have good quarters for the holstaurs, plenty of land for them to rest on, a bit of recreation space set aside, I do think we're all done he-"
>Inspector rounds a corner just to see a dragon with huge tits lounging on a mound of gold coins in a cow print bikini.
>She just looks over at him with a bit of a snarl and goes '...Moo'
>"Oh her? Yeah I found her on my old job, poor thing was up in the mountains and I just had to take her with me. She didn't come easy but I think she'll like it here better."
>Inspector doesn't even respond, is too busy staring in confusion.

I like big monster butts - I can safely disclose that without it coming back to bite me, right?

>>45169414
Most monster butts can't bite you on account of them not having any teeth, but you should watch yourself around shoggoths.

>>45169404
>Inspector
>Confused about a cow
All monsters can be cows, it’s just important anon properly sets her milk aside to avoid a debacle with his milk technically not being 100% holst milk

>>45169414
Eros thanks you for your data

>>45169474
do you like hoss butt?
how about wine gote butt?

>>45169581
*sniiiiiiff*

Did somebody say massive mad hatter cake!?

>>45169475
The inspector needs a reminder that Cow is a profession, not just a species.
And yeah, I imagine you either need to sell the milk separate or mark that its mixed in with the rest.

>>45169651
Cow is a trademark of the bovine family and is used to distinguish REAL MILKERS.
Monsters of other families and of similar tit-size (an unlikely event I might add) - hands off!

>>45168627
Bullshit. The only thing you had to copy was the thread title and the website links.

Grope Kej butts

>>45169665
The landmark case of Bessie versus National Dairy not only solidified "cow" as a bovine specific trademark but also marked Worm, Wurm, and Worm's entrance onto the legal stage.

>>45169670
He probably just copied the whole thing and replaced [whatever] edition, can you stop sperging about it? it only increases the chance some shitter will do it on purpose next time. He really doesn't sound like the usual retards.
Appreciate that he knows he fucked up instead of going defensive and turning into another butthurt faggot like the other newfags we get.

>>45169697
No, it's over. The OP has an extra word gatekeeping has fallen druella must die.

>>45169181
>Two, four, six, eight!
>It's the Colour out of Space!
I love shog.

>Still no mgs wife for baby-making purpose and happy family life
I hate this reality.

>>45169738
Babies are loud and annoying. You can be cool bachelor dude!
See, things aren't so bad!

>>45169671
Is that kej's defining trait?
I mean yeah, her hair is pretty long, but look how cute her ass is!

>>45169636
I DID, I DESIRE MORE

>>45169780
Cake should be banned. It's unhealthy

Someone explain to me why they keep buffing hags?

>>45169778
>slutty elf mage keeps flirting with you
>ignore her so you can focus on petting her fluffy owlcat

>>45169780
God I love mad hatter.
I hope we get more stories/art

>>45169818
I don't know what you're saying, she looks perfectly healthy to me

>>45169822
Developer bias.
That and they stacked lolis with a shitload of passive buffs so they have to even it out somehow.

>>45168459
sauce?

>>45169738
I don't want kids, just a cute demon to snuggle against. I'd be a terrible father.

>Mad Hatter invites you to her table for some tea
>Every time you look away and then back at her, her ass is a little bigger
>She just carries on with her conversation like nothing changed

>>45169818
but imagine all that cake in front of our eyes, tempting you to go grab it and pla with it....'
>>45169829
I really want more hatters with massive butts!

>>45169936
I actually like her knight gimmick more than her giant tits. It's nice to see monster girls have jobs and stuff instead of the sex focus.

I'm going to call monsters racial slurs

>>45169890
im going to do enough times for her chair to fail

My favourite things about hatters besides the ass is probably the indifference they've got about sexy things.
She could be plapping her husband on the table in the middle of a tea party and act like it was perfectly normal. Might even strike up a conversation about the weather while she milks him dry.

>head to the grocery store
>walk around the aisles for an hour or so
>get a few looks from my fellow shoppers
>turn a corner and spot two sister hags out shopping together
>they're both Foxes
>they look at me
>I look at them
>they continue looking at me
>I climb into their shopping cart and sit down

It's just that easy.

>>45169773
They're quite proud of their ass too.

100 monster minions working together in anons estate(much more fun than a single kiki)

Ochimushas that graduated maid academy don't get enough recognition.

Sure is dead in here.

So what happens if a lamentation mushroom monsterises?
Does it become some sort of lich myconid?

>>45170395
This peace is what all true zombie fuckers strive for.

>>45170412
I just wonder what the order is up to..

Monster girl feet

>>45170318
Well, they could put away the sword so they have 2 free hands to care for mastah.

Escaping from the monster reeducation camp like it's the Great Escape or Hogans Heroes

>>45168973
>182
>old
She is practically a teenager still

>>45170433

>>45170433
Please be considerate of Lamia, and Mermaids.

Be wary of wolves, anon... you don't want to end up on the menu

>>45170662
She's almost flow-kelpy with those ruffles

>>45170562
Wolves>Kots

>>45170710
Weak to ear rubs.

>>45170433
Monster girl inches

>>45170735
Fairy life is tough. At least she can be the big spoon around your finger.

>>45169831
DID SOMEBODY SAY STACKED LOLIS

>>45170757

I want to make a horde with a warband, if you know what I mean

>>45170792
Bnuuy love.

>>45170435
Master's safety is too important.

>>45170710
That's why I prefer kots

Just read the new magus chapter
Aluno quickly taking best girl spot I see.Also nice to see a potential romance begin.

>>45170884
does that story include femdom?

>>45170884
Ancara is my favourite. Glad to see it picking up the pace too.

>>45170915
You will get femdommed and you will like it.

>>45170093
>Kej hugs you
>Hug her back
>Quickly wrapped up into a cocoon of hair
>Which itself gently squeezes you

>>45170915
"is this femdom" anon is Dark Elf bait

>>45170950
>>45170943
Can I just get an answer?

What do you call a black amazoness who becomes pale?

Shamone-zess!

Why are official speeches in undead realms so boring? Because it's all just Wight noise.

>>45171012
Why do vampires always want straws? They love to suck

another night, another few bottles of wine. how are you doing tonight, anon? what monsters you thinking about?

>>45171055
I'm thinking about an Elder Scrolls but with MGs
>Fighters Guild
>Mage's Guild
>Thieve's Guild
>Dark Sisterhood

>>45171073
ive been doing the same but with phasmophobia. i already have a google doc of the ideas ive had.

>>45171055
bunny girl who attempts to dispel that bunny girls are stupid horny while being such

>>45171073
Elder scrolls already has monster girls.

>>45171087
i like ms march hares incessant wordplay

>>45171104
its not even wordplay a this point shes just mentally ill (and i love her for it)

>>45171098
yeah but it needs better ones, and more of them

>>45171098
Lusty Lizard Meido

>>45171113
Sheogoraths all female army was pretty good.

I've been wondering, how many anons here have chimeric/hybrid wives?

>>45171055
Booze and chesh are on my menu

>>45171132
I don't but if KC steals that Pseudodragon idea someone posted in the last thread, I might.

>>45169844
https://twitter.com/monster_fruit

>>45171132
the best of all worlds

>>45171132
i like the idea of some but not really? if i could actually make up my mind on what i want, i woulld have one, but unfortunately i cannot. i usually just headcanon different aspects to monsters, eg manticores deaging their husband with their tail.

>>45171055
Rum here again. Trying to think about nothing while watching some random ass stream.

>>45171189
I am listening to asmr of girls sleeping. This is probably fairly sad.

>>45171198
yeah, but you still got a ways to fall

>>45171198
We all go through our low points in life. Like the other anon said, you could still be much, much worse. Just keep trying and don't give up on yourself.

>>45171055
Europe? Shit sucks. Another Monday morning, a week of work to look forward to, and no demon waifu to love.

>>45171104
i liek her tsundere sister, its fun to poke fun at her attempts to ignore her lust

>>45171055
trying to find a new job, but it all goes nowhere
I don't know what am I doing wrong, I have plenty of offers I send CV to and I always do good on technical interviews
I should use that time to draw more and play my guitar, but I don't do that nearly as much as I want to

>>45171238
keep trying man. it took me a long fucking time, and i had to move not long after i got the job (so im back to being unemployed), but dont give up. maybe have another look at your CV?

Will you
defeat them
Your deamons?

>>45171238
>trying to find a new job,
I know that feel.

>>45171266
I want to go back.

>>45171266
no, but i will defeat all the non believers, and all the plans they have made.

>>45171055
Me? Espresso dreaming of C Cup Hellwan tiddies, and a fat hellhound ass and tail I am rubbing at the base of.

>>45171055
Waiting on more hellhound comms, should be reading while I've got downtime but end up watching xcom livestreams instead

>>45171294
>>45171300
fucking love hellhounds, hope you guys have a good night.

>>45171246
well I don't really want to complain, I just hope I get a good enough offer and won't jump the gun on the first one that takes me
I did that the last time, and it nearly made me kill myself over the last 2 years, next time I need to pay extra caution
>>45171280
not a very nice one, is it? I wish I could just be a professional manticore feeder

>>45171266
>>45171292
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kzYlWbZYxU

>>45171309
dont bring back my emo phase, anon

>>45171307
same, actually. work fucking sucks, i hope you find something good for you.

>>45171055
After procrastinating for way too long I'm updating the document/ref sheet for my wife. Most of the links went to imgur and are dead now, plus I made some changes as well.

Not drinking anything because I drank 2 liters of water this morning from gym + breakfast.

>>45171319
I hope I wake up tomorrow in MGE world, and I can beeline to the nearest batcat. But mostly remote job where I don't have to commute and waste time would be perfect. I really hate commuting.

>>45171306
Her hips must be twice the size of mine so I can really get up in there and be enveloped by her size. Leg Locked and being lightly beaten by her tail wags. Thump THUMP THUUMP

>>45170038
cheeky anon... needs marriage correction...

Cutest mouse

>>45171352
I've been overemployed since April. It's really burning me out but I'll have to drop my extra job in January and somehow land another remote position come April again.
Shit sucks. I just want to make a home for my waifu.

>>45171307
What domain? If you're in IT too, you're doomed

>>45171352
Ahah imagine if you had 2 hours in public transport everyday to go to your job, on at 7 am and another at 17h30, would be so fun ahah...

>>45171365
don't work too hard, you'll miss out on the "living" stuff, trust me I know
>>45171364
w-why am I doomed?
>>45171375
when do you even find time to live? Druella needs to hear about this, this is husband abuse

>>45170915
No, but it includes your mother, and it includes me having sex with her.

>>45169181
>Gimme a Ph'nglui
>GImme a mglw'nafh
>Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
CheerShoggy gets the whole stadium chanting
There is a stirring out in the depths of R'lyeh...

>>45171381
>don't work too hard, you'll miss out on the "living" stuff, trust me I know
I have no choice now. I bought a $340k condo on a $75k primary salary. I'm fucked.

>>45171395
oh well, at least you have a goal to work for
remember to keep it clean, or a Kiki will respawn in your kitchen some day

>>45171403
Kiki? You'd be lucky to get a kiki before the devilbugs move in.

>>45171403
>remember to keep it clean, or a Kiki will respawn in your kitchen some day
You're getting Devil Bugs if you don't.

>>45171381
I meant 1 hours to go and 1 hour to get back. I have 2 days of remote work, help a lot. You're doomed because it's a soulless domain, for example taking care of printers and maintaining server for a big corpo is not amusing, worst part is support days. I hope you will find something interesting but it's rare.
>Monster girls?
Yes, why are we still working? Just to suffer? Every night I can dream about my chesh, and her arms… even her paws...

>>45171440
oh I am an embedded dev, here to take as much money as possible, then try figure out how to live an easy life, office life is not for me
might create a patreon game, if AI doesn't take over that and ruin the market, I imagine with the ammount of work I'd do, I would still be better than 90% of the scams people run there
>Monster Girls
at this point I hope for a girl that thinks they are cool/cute, so I can share this interest with her
>>45171421
>>45171412
what if they both arrive at the same time? do they fight for the right to stay?

>>45171476
>might create a patreon game,
People only care for the art.

>>45170747
>MGCPD Swat raid
>HQ received reports of a single Anon... and using an illegal ona-hole instead of a waifu
>Cupid snipers in position on the rooftops
>acquire the Perp, they can see the back of him, give the "-GO!"
>Constable Mino puts the door-ram straight through the Perp's door
>Doberman Kobold shooters clear the main room, Mino just shoulder-charges the Perp's bedroom door
>the Perp freezes
>"Turn around, show your hands!"
>Anon is frozen, says nothing as he turns around
>His Fairy waifu starts shouting, abusing the cops, threatening to call her Tanuki lawyer...
>Her voice sounds like she's been huffing helium when she's stretched so tight on Anon's D

>>45171485
I don't know man, I enjoy reading through some of them.

anyone else thinking about raijus tonight?

>>45171387
Eeeeuw, a 3D, even if she did monsterize into a P'Orc

>>45171507
the raiju is thiking about YOU (and you're NAKED)

>>45171516
Anon, my passion for your mother transcends dimensionality and monsterization.

>>45171525
Sorry, Nta, but you can have mine if you're into HagZombies.

>>45171524
i damaged my dick i cant do much for her

>no nazi zombie gf

>>45171572
>no nazi zombie gf :)

Do NOT stop and smell the Alraunes.

DO NOT!!!

>>45171554
don't worry, she'll refibrillate it

>>45171585
Don't worry, my sense of smell is completely fucked so I can't.

>>45171585
but they smell so nice...

>>45171612
What do Alraune feet look like?

Press the circle button repeatedly to regain your strength.

>>45171609
I was born without one. I'll never get to huff demon perfume or hellhound/manticore fluff.

>>45171585
but it's only for a little bit, ain't nothing wrong with just one whiff, right?

>>45171620
I don't think they do.

>>45171612
Going on vacation, ey?

>>45171585
i only sniff the massive ass of hatters

>>45171653
cute alraune with suckable nipples is worth it

>>45171605
no its ssris and sexual frustration, i cannot cum. help me lightning girl.

>>45171659
Valid

>>45171646
Do you think their legs connect to the base of the plant?

>>45171646
>>45171688
My favorite flower art.

>>45171653
He didn't last time lmao

>>45171612
>>45171642
I don't care how nice they smell. If you wanna smell something nice, buy some candles, or bake a cake.

Sniffing the Alraunes is STRICTLY OFF LIMITS. One second you're innocently leaning in to take in the flood of sweet scents. The next second they're taking YOU in. I warned you.

Thankfully she's of the Spooky Sabbath

>>45171712
nonsense, why would she take me in, I just need to take one whiff... such a sweet smell, okay maybe a second whiff too, but I need to come closer, to really take it in
my head feels so light...
>>45171663
don't worry, you'll be cumming in no time after her electroshock therapy

>>45166731
always trust a hebi

>>45170928
I like how it's a normal succubus spurning events onwards here. We often underestimate just how important they are in the grand scheme of things. Nice to see them get some recognition of their place in-lore

>>45171712
Haha, w-wow, taking ME in? Ha, taking- taking me in, ha, wow, do you really think that'd happen? Like, they'd, you know, pull me into their flower and keep me trapped there and blissed-out on their nectar forever? Doing nothing but indulging in her sweet scent and living in a warm, loving, sticky, pleasurable hell forever and ever and ever? That's- that sounds ridiculous, you know, do you know how ridiculous you sound? That'd never happen.

>>45171747
The rare blueberry alraune.

i like deaging
what monster can deage me
and how do i make myself not like deaging

>bump into an older fox at the supermarket
>'age' bar pops up in the corner of your vision

>>45171688
It's a mystery.

>>45171788
There is a whole game about deaging. If that doesn't make you hate it nothing will.

>>45171810
is that the dieselmine one

>>45171788
is that where the monster shoots you with a desert eagle?

>>45171815
Yup.

>>45171820
played it. some scenes made me uncomfortable, some have stuck with me since i played. im wrong.

>>45171612
ARE THOSE

>>45171488
>shoots him with demon silver bullets anyways
Its just qouta you see

>>45171830
Snitches get no bitches.

>>45171823
I've never been able to get over how one girl says you can pee into her pussy diaper.

>>45171863
yeah... that one of the bits that was just a 'no, i feel like i should be executed' after playing it

No one answered so I will read magus and complain

>>45172061
I hope it makes you cry

>>45172065
Most likely will but you will hear about it if it happens.

>>45172061
Read what?

>>45171848
Y should the?

>>45171798
>>45171612
lots of plant nipple today

>>45170747
I'm gonna build a dollhouse for my fairy roommate. She gets a comfy home at her size scale, I get to watch her masturbate before bed because the 4th wall is a one way window and we both know that but are too autistic to just do it like a normal couple.

gotcha!

>>45172181
Sealed away for eternity

How are we handling no rape November so far gentlemen?

>>45172181
The way I see it there's only two possible outcomes.

>>45172181
I don't know why, but the thought of monster scent is really appealing to me. Imagine a monster sticking a struggling anon's face into her breasts while he tries to get away. All the hostility, panic, and fear gets fuzzy and jumbled-up in his head as soon as he gets a deep whiff of the mixture of her pheromones, perfume, and sweat, and as his struggles weaken she takes the opportunity to push his face further into her cleavage, fully enveloping him in her scent. Each breath he takes muddles his thoughts a bit more, until he finally stops struggling, content to just sit there in her arms and keep breathing in that scent that makes him feel so pleasant, safe, and horny. Eventually it gets to be a bit too much for him and rape occurs.

Soon she will complete her work. Tonight as the sun sets on MGC one last time she will unleash her demonic brood onto the streets, and should no one stop her the city will be consumed by a horde of nightmare creatures.

>>45172013
>pink schoolgirl ponyCentaur
>hfw her childhoodfiend Anon in the desk behind her is bored in History class and idly graffitis the "kewl looped S" on her ass with a sharpie
>sent home from MGCHS for having a visible cutiemark

>>45169826
>keeps inviting you back to her tower because she says her pet misses you
>(she misses you too)

>>45172248
Ms. Lich, you need to calm it down with your adopted undead dauughters

>>45172249
>her childhoodfiend Anon in the desk behind her is bored in History class...
>Anon has a sharpie for graffiti
>no rear skirt
>sent home from MGCHS for unauthorised "sharpie in pooper" meme

>He can't easily take down a ogre
Lmao can't imagine being so weak

>>45172221
Unsatisfactorily unloved by a cute monster girl

>>45172272
>he cant wrestle a wurm
lmao, you might as well be a woman, ogres are easy

>>45172112
Not a mammal, not a nipple.
Jannys can't into biology.
>they're probably little fruits like strawberries, better taste them to check

>>45172221
A hellhound grabbed me and took me home with her on the first day. She hasn't raped me or anything though, she just keeps looking at me and then checks her clock and calendar every now and then. I snuck a peak of her search history when she wasn't looking
>rape define
>is it rape if it's only oral?
>NRN one free rape pass real?
I kinda feel bad for her. Should I just tell her I consent? I don't think she's going to last another 3 weeks.

>getting paid $11 an hour to watch the demanticore chimera my lich neighbor made on accident while she goes to get some magic stuff
Score! Easiest money I'll ever make. All I gotta do is watch this blueberry bat cat critter and say no when she asks me to sign her contract. 2ez

I don't really have time to take these past sketching right now.

>those
>even mere sketches
dont delude yourself

I'm really enjoying how much love Hatters have been getting lately

>He who controls the past, commands the future. He who controls the present has a present controlling machine.

>>45172422
That sword looks kind of meaty for a kunoichi

>>45172405
It generally takes a day before I notice where to improve.

gremlins look like they'd be weebs

>>45172280
>implying i can't
Wurms are the most fun monster to beat down, weaklings are missing out

>>45172269
>>her childhoodfiend Anon in the desk behind her is bored in History class...
>>no rear skirt
>> MGCHS teacher gives Cent and Anon detention for unauthorised "all Centaurs are weak to ass-fisting" meme
>
>Detention Supervisor is Ms.Haku the sex-ed teacher
>asks Anon to demonstrate exactly what he did to earn detention
>before Anon even has his knuckles in, Ms.Haku is leaning in behind him, licking his neck and whispering hints and tips in Anon's ear...

>>45172516
Nice handlebars would face rape

>>45172516
Ms. holst just hasn't been the same since she started hanging out with demons

>>45171307
>>45171352
>>45171506
BUILT for maledom

do You prefer muscular or fat

>>45172579
I like my girls soft and fluffy.

>>45172579
Strongfat, the best of both worlds.

Would a monstergirl or incubus streamer doing a reaction stream in your videos or the videos of normal not-so-popular content creators be a good thing for said content creators with little to no popularity and low subscriber counts? Is it a good thing to have popularity thanks to monstergirl and incubi streamers doing reaction and commentary streams in your videos or the videos of normal content creators?

>>45172579
Thick, no muscle

>be the Cursed Sword
>be the Rapier
>try harder to become the Rapiest

>>45172625
>incubus reacting to a pre-portal cartel execution video

>>45172597
>The lands where males are young and bratty and the females are mature and haughty.

>>45172625
>>45172666
>Even in the world of Monster Girl Encyclopedia there are streamers, content creators and "reaction" video makers who're essentially the XQCs and SSSniperwolfs of the Monster Girl Encyclopedia world
>Meanwhile in the Royal Makai, Lescatie and other Extremist Demon Realms that best Druella's Red Eye Coat of Arms, there are male/incubi political streamers who're the Hasan Pikers and Vaushs of the MGE world

>>45172666
The incubi would have it just as rough as the girls. Imagine having been fully assimilated for so long in a mamono utopia that the past is considered an unpleasant chapter in a history book and then hearing that there are billions of men living in a war-torn, dying shithole and your friends and neighbors are going to invade.
>when shit is so bad even the incubi are weeping as they read the snippets of information that make it through the portals from the advance scouts and calling for intervention

>>45172625
>Make some borderline-joke vid where you just cook food but really poorly.
>Don't get a lot of views but people seem to get the joke and like 3 comments about how you should eat "something real lol"
>Reaction streamer sees this
>They don't get the joke
>Think you actually cook and eat like that
>Well, you do, but you ham it up for the video
>Get millions of views now and endless harassment about wanting to help you
>You just wanted to make a joke damn it

>>45172804
Imagine all the amazons in his dm's

>>45172791
>Die during the initial portal opening due to the governments shitting their pants
>Brought back some time later as a undead incubus
>Took a while since the lich was kind of busy reviving everyone
>Been so long that pre-portals are a distant memory
>Every time you mention how something used to be like in a fun anecdotal way people get really concerned for you and asking if you're okay
>"Yeah, you kind of just had to work all the time to make ends meet. but hay, two weeks unpaid leave and the pizza party made it worth it, ha ha"
>"... w-what?"
>Oh yeah, you only had two weeks off per year on your old work. It is what it is
>everyone is just looking at you like you told them you used to get tortured.

>>45172829
>amazons DMing about how they look your cooking and how they would love to come home to it every day and how everyone else simply don't understand
>Slowly gets more and more desperate and aggressive as you don't reply
>By the end she's going full nuclear telling you how she's gonna break down your door and rape you in front of everyone

>>45172791
>>45172849
Imagine some powerful Ares monster reacting to the white phosphorus scene from spec ops the line, i wonder what her reaction would be

>>45171585
I just wanna collect some of their syrup in a cup.

>>45172849
>you were just a regular anon trying to get by
>there's all these new-world monsters and incubi walking around
>every now and again you have a conversation with one
>whenever your pre-portal life gets mentioned they get really quiet and give you pitying looks
>you keep trying to tell them it wasn't so bad (for you at least) but they keep trying to hug you or set you up with a "nice girl" that they know that will "take care of you"

>>45172891
me too, for research and stuff

>>45172883
>It has very little effect on the monsters themselves
>But... everything else...

Honestly, I'd kill for a story (real-world or fantasy) where more focus is given to the incubi and what they're up to. Where are all the extremist men at? Why aren't they helping the new converts out? What do they think about everything going on as they live their happy lives?

you know theres gonna be she shithead anons talking about how pre-portals was way better just to piss off monsters

>>45172932
they get correction

>>45172932
And I would be one of them, even as I'm getting sucked off by my monster girl while as I'm trying it.

I want to leave post-portal Earth with my monsterwife and turn a barren world out in the black into a green realm with the power of mamonobama

>>45172924
Not a lot of stories that focuses on that due to MGE having such a focus on happy ends. Not a whole lot you can write where it's just "and everyone was happy, the end"
There's some interesting stuff there but a story tends to require conflict and post happy end isn't well suited for it.

>>45172579
A bit of chub ain't hurt nobody

>>45172946
>while as I'm trying it
I apparently had a stroke.
>Wife as I'm typing it*

>>45172829
>Anon posts a screen recording of his twitter
>scrolls through the dms
>hundreds of ab photos mixed with amazons taking awkwardly angled and blurry photos of their faces as they try to work the camera

>>45172924
Someday I'll write that anon.
It will just have absolutely no relation to mge except all the names and whatever else I feel like at the time.

>>45172964
It's more like there's barely anyone in the middle that would write about it. Murlocs comes to mind as someone who might, but the majority of every other author is either on the extreme "monster bad Order good" autism end where it's full of edgy murder, or they're on the other hugbox with zero conflict side.

>>45172978
i got enough conflict in life already, miss me with that

We happy few mge edition

>>45173002
Some people enjoy adventure.
It's very hard to have adventure without some form of adversity to overcome.

>>45173002
Why not conflict in a story involving you and your monsterwife? Obviously not conflict with each other, but with outside influence, like perhaps you're keeping it under wraps in an outlying Order controlled town or something. Or maybe you're running your own underground railroad for men escaping into monster lands and you're helping monstergirls find their husbands among them?

>>45172964
>>45172978
I don't think I agree. It's pretty easy to tie in regardless of happy ending or conflict. It's just world-building.

Pre-portal
>incubi reading the rumors about the newly discovered world
Post-portal
>incubi visiting or actively participating in the invasion

Fantasy
>Incubi fighting with their wives
>Incubi taking part in leadership or politics

The way I see it, you can work incubi into anything with MGs. I just don't understand why they're barely a footnote in every story.

Portal stories are my favorite because of the absolute chaos they'd cause.

>>45172978
I know there was a anon who was writing about a “man cave” thing where incubi helped men to see monsters weren’t evil. So could go off something about that maybe.

>imagine dying around our times, now revived like 2000 years after the portal opening
>then tell monsters how "dating" in current year was like
>their faces when they can tell you are not lying

>>45173062
>imagine dying
I'd rather not. My life is bleak enough as it is.

>>45173070
Death should be a release from this hell.

>>45173070
>>45173079
thats enough from you two wisps

>>45173079
Wisp-Chan calm your tits.

>>45173033
yeah i crave excitement and adventure in my life not a comfy slice of life

>>45173079
>>45173084
>>45173086
I'm more of a Banshee guy myself.

>>45173035
I would quite like to write a story of the most generic for of just a man joining a your basic adventurers guild and meeting up with some monster girls as he clears caves out from slimes and stuff.
And maybe also monster girls. I'm not sure if having it start out in a heavy human place and moving further and further into monster girl territory as he ranks up would be a good way to do it. It would be pretty slow burn.

>>45173106
>typical isekai trash starting out
>suddenly veers into super sexy times when the guild is full of monstergirls waiting for male adventurers to come by and join their parties