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Anonymous Mon Mar 1 19:46:09 2010 No.4518192 [Reply] [Original]

1. buy 9 dakimakuras
2. buy faux fur covers for all of them
3. throw them all on your bed
4. Snuggle up inside them and pretend that it is Ran's tails.
5. ???
6. Cry yourself to sleep in your beautiful illusion. ;_;

>>	Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A Mon Mar 1 19:48:09 2010 No.4518200 File: 103 KB, 400x463, marisarain1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never feel the soft and warm embrace of nine tails wrapping all around you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 19:51:09 2010 No.4518207 File: 662 KB, 952x941, rinnoballs.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >This will never happen to you.

>>	Kev-Ab !!Oo43raDvH61 Mon Mar 1 19:51:09 2010 No.4518211 >>4518192 GTFO

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 19:52:09 2010 No.4518213 File: 143 KB, 522x600, bc0d496b9992156f9b02c09ead8189d0..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4518200 At least post the original and not some Youtube screen-cap, newfriend.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 20:00:09 2010 No.4518263 >>4518207 >>4518207 1. wear glasses 2. find little girl 3. give her bunny ears 4. have her kick you as hard as she can in the balls 5. pretend tewi just kicked you in the balls. 6. ???? 7. break glasses

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 20:02:09 2010 No.4518285 >>4518263 you forgot the "cry yourself to sleep in your beautiful illusion" part.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 20:06:09 2010 No.4518309 >>4518285 >>4518263 And the "beat the shit out of 'Tewi' for being such a bitch" part.

>>	Hiroyuki !!97DVyPvZM4Z Mon Mar 1 20:09:09 2010 No.4518331 File: 512 KB, 1350x1500, 1262916112823.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] aww man delish ran backside

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 21:48:09 2010 No.4519029 File: 117 KB, 639x551, 1266436027534wat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4518192

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 21:54:09 2010 No.4519066 1. buy candy 2. drive to local kindergarten 3. lure loli into car 4. take loli home 5. dress loli up as a miko 6. rape loli while pretending you're having sex with Reimu

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 21:57:09 2010 No.4519077 >>4519066 That wasn't funny.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 21:58:09 2010 No.4519083 >>4519077 probably because it wasn't a joke in the first place

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 21:59:09 2010 No.4519088 >>4518192 you got a problems, you know?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 22:00:09 2010 No.4519096 >>4518192 This can't be hard. Someone, assemble a Rantails and report the results.

Anonymous Mon Mar 1 22:00:09 2010 No.4519093

1. Buy all Clint Eastwood movies
2. Watch them all. Repeat. For 3 months
3. Suddenly feel yourself filled with manliness
4. TAKE YOUR DESTINY BY THE HORNS
5. ???
6. ONWARD THE SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRR

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 22:01:09 2010 No.4519098 Just get a whole bunch of pillows and bask in them making chen-gasms.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 22:04:09 2010 No.4519116 >>4519098 What's a Chen-gasm?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 22:05:09 2010 No.4519123 >>4519116 it's full of nyan and ran-shama.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 22:05:09 2010 No.4519128 >>4519116 something from /jp/, probably disgusting. i don't want to know.

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Mon Mar 1 22:11:09 2010 No.4519161 1. buy 9 stuffed ferrets 2. spray paint them all yellow 3. tape them to your ass 4. put some silly bloomers over your hear 5. ??? 6. YOU ARE RAN

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 22:11:09 2010 No.4519167 >>4519116 when you scream HONK HONK just as you cum

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 22:12:09 2010 No.4519175 File: 47 KB, 249x238, 1266375935136.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4519161 although, i might try it.

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Mon Mar 1 22:13:09 2010 No.4519181 File: 199 KB, 461x451, 8688048.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4519116

>>	Necrobrotent Mon Mar 1 22:14:09 2010 No.4519186 >>4519175 I hope you get set on fire.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 22:27:09 2010 No.4519273 >>4519167 >>4519181 >>4519128 oh, i was right

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 22:39:09 2010 No.4519378 >>4519181 BOOF posts kiddie porn.

>>	Claymore !7FtLtz3goY Mon Mar 1 22:57:09 2010 No.4519522 >>4518207 where is this from eh?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 23:03:09 2010 No.4519571 >>4519378 She's at least in her 20s, nekotama by their very nature have to become unnaturally old cats before they become youkai.

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