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4517242 No.4517242 [Reply] [Original]

Since they're obviously just loitering about in the meta world for a considerable amount of time, why not fuck every now and then?

Sure, mortal enemies and all that, but isn't there time for even a single sexy intermission whereupon our participants can let off some of that tension with some no-strings-attached shenanigans?

I mean, it's not like it would affect anything in the real world anyway.

>> No.4517252

>>4517242
Fleshing out of what happens between games would certainly have been a nice inclusion, especially for the people who were a little jarred from the rageaholic Battler of EP4, to the raabu Battler of 5, but it would make the games far too long.

I'm hoping for more side stories like White Day, tbh.

>> No.4517251

I'm sure there are plenty of doujins picturing this situation.

>> No.4517263

>>4517252
any of the side stories been translated at all?

>> No.4517264

For the first few games it's just Battler being tortured to death over and over again.

Funny how that gets forgotten about later on.

>> No.4517257

well, maybe Beato abused Battler at the end of ep2
but they never got any time to

>> No.4517268

>>4517252
rageaholic?
Beato had to force him by talking hamburgers so he could do it, he couldn't bring himself to kill her

>> No.4517319

>>4517264
Yeah. The shippers tend to forget that Beato wasn't very nice.

You say love, I say Stockholm Syndrome.

>> No.4517333

>>4517319
Back when people still argued for a real piece Beatrice, they were content with accepting her as an unbalanced, violent whore, so I'd say you're right on the money about the Stockholm.

>> No.4517356

You can't fuck an imaginary being.

no matter how much /jp/ would love to

>> No.4517369

>>4517263
There's one recently translated about the cousins giving their parents thanksgiving day presents and Beatrice messes around with them.

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>>4517319
I liked Anime Battler, he was such a bro.

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>>4517319

No, no, I'm not saying either of those things. I'm just saying, you're sitting around in meta world with all your boy parts and dick all around as far as you can tell but some busty bitch talking smack.

So Beato's nasty, so what? Only pair of tits around as far as the eye can see, and besides, she ain't even real. It's like having a wild dream with some hot chick you don't know in it, realizing you're in a dream, and then deciding to make the most of it and fucking her because, hey, it's not really happening, and it's not like you're going to wind up thrashing around in your bed sleeptalking loudly about your orgasms in front of your highly disturbed new maid who comes to wake you up every morning but doesn't exactly want to hear about your wet dreams and isn't sure how to tell you that.

It's not like love is a prerequisite for fucking. Hell, mutual or even one-way respect isn't even required.

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>>4517380
EP 7: Anime Battler comes and meets with Sorcerer Battler. Conflict ensues.

>> No.4517426

>>4517403
Anime Battler: Wait, wait, wait. So you found out that this bitch killed your whole family, and you.... married her?

Sorcerer Battler: Well, yes. But it was for love! That makes it ok.

Anime Battler: Oh god, I'm animated by DEEN and even I think you're retarded.

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4517441

Anime Battler had much better tastes than Sorcerer Battler, that's for sure.

>> No.4517447

>>4517319
>>4517264
hey, hey, hey!
not the shippers fault you are retards that can read between the lines and notice the chemistry and how their relationship evolved through eps 2-4

>> No.4517453

>>4517447
Yes, and I'd say Battler is suffering from Stockholm's syndrome.

>> No.4517465

>>4517453

What if he's just getting bored and horny?

>> No.4517464

>>4517426
Use spoilers when speaking of ep 6 please.

>> No.4517460

>>4517447
You shippers are retards.

>> No.4517473

>>4517464

Stay the fuck off the internet if you don't want shit to be spoiled for you.

>> No.4517474

>>4517465
Well, whatever Meta-Faggler is up to, I really don't care. I do care about the pieces, though.

>> No.4517479

>>4517264
Isn't that only between 2 and 3?

Between 1 and 2 I imagine they are just setting up (2 seems to start very soon after 1). Between 2 and 3 Beato has the Stakes "play" with him. Between 3 and 4 Battler sits in a corner and crys until he gets over it and steals croissants from Beelzebub.

>> No.4517480

>>4517460
you don't have to be a shipper to have BASIC reading comprenhension

>> No.4517482

>>4517474
the pieces can always return to life
I don't give a shit about them

>> No.4517490

>>4517482
Congrats, you are now George!

>> No.4517495

>>4517264
Why did Battler put up with that, anyway?

>> No.4517509

>>4517490
Perfect, let's kill some humans
Gaap, let's fuck afterwards

>> No.4517505

>>4517480
We all know BattlerxBeato is canon, that doesn't mean we have to like it, or think Ryukishi made it very believable.

>> No.4517515

>>4517509
>implying George isn't a miserable failure who is only lusting after a maid who thinks she is also a butler

>> No.4517519

>>4517474
This.

I think I liked the question arcs better because there was a balance between Meta and Gameboard. EP 5 doesn't even get past the 2nd twilight and EP 6 doesn't even get that far.

"You can figure out the order of deaths with the solution"? Bullshit, I want to see some fuckwin battles and gruesome murder scenes. EP 6 got better, but EP 5 focused pretty much on Battler, Beatrice, Natsuhi and Erika for the most part.

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>>4517509
Jessica and Ronove > George and Gaap.
You know this to be true.

>> No.4517568

>>4517519
Well, episode 7 is going to be Bern trollan, so I take it the pieces are going to be tormented.

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>>4517523
LIES!

>> No.4517721

>>4517242
It seems you forgot about the CG dragon in episode 4. That's obviously a hint towards Kinzo rape.

>> No.4517757

>>4517596

Not fat enough.

>> No.4517807

>>4517242
INCONSISTENT PLOT SHOW

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