/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45166478
Yes

>>45166478
Who is this youkai? How did she break into my house? How did she make such a mess in such a short time? Where is that shrine maiden?

>a hot female dropout that is permanently 16 and will suck my dick for a izza? Sign me up!

>>45168547
who quote

>>45168556
Do not ask for whomstve the 20 year old quote meme memes for- it memes for thee.

>>45168781
Who is he quoting, though?

>>45166478
I would give Hatate: a hoover, a mop, a bucket filled with hot soapy water, a trashbag, and some disinfectant. I would tell her to clean her room because I'm not allowing a single part of my bare skin to make contact with that filthy mess she calls a living space. I'll help (if needed) but she must take better care of herself. I can't put my dick into her otherwise.

>TL: "W...Welcome home, master... that's not really my kind of character huh? Yeah."

>>45166478
Put two losers together and they'll still both be losers, just losers who have way more sex with each other.

>>45169914
Sounds perfect!

>>45169914
What about all the half-tengu Hatate will give birth to

>>45170495
Tengu genes are dominant. They will be full tengus. And they will inherit Hatate's socioeconomic status in the tengu society, which is that of a bottom of the barrel loser doing unskilled blogging as work.

>>45169914
Hata's steamy underclothes...

>>45170518
her purple tokin hat is proof of her social status.
only nobility can NEET and be eccentric.

>>45166478
stinky little Tengu needs correction

>>45166478
I guess I can.

>>45166478
Best I can do is knock her up and ditch her.

>>45172519
Hatate strikes me as the type of trainwreck that wants a really, really rough man to be her master. She'll regularly challenge him with constant shit-tests (explosive outbursts, occasional self harm and threats to abort her egg).

The occasional black eye will fill her with an inner sense of peace. It will tell her that she's in her right place, and that she isn't being led and bred by a weakling.

I can't wait to read about it in a future issue of the Bunbunmaru

>>45173008
We would constantly be needing to buy new furniture with how often I will be choke slamming her through them.

>>45166478
nice hooks

>>45173008
Hata's tats...

>>45183463
I'll break her wings and put her in a cage

>>45186956
Hatate is stonger than you
By a lot

>>45173008
I mean, that's just all Youkai.

They aren't going to settle for anything than total conquest. If you wanted loving and consensual relationships, go for a village girl.

>>45188165
Not really. Kitsunes for example would go for men who where kind with nature and animals, often marrying men who saved them from hunter's traps.

>>45188057
Skill issue.

>>45188290
Kitsunes are weaklings. No wonder the only one we get in Touhou is a slave.

>>45188165
Don't project Hatate's mental illnesses on better girls
Yuuka is perfectly stable and loving, she just squeezes a little tight when she gets excited

>>45166478

>>45215099
oops, posted too fast

hatate is cute!

>>45166478
If she loads textures for her skirt first then I'll consider

I want to shove her face down into the covers and breed her roughly