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I will marry Shinki.

>>45158094
We sell bread
We sell loafs

>>45158128
no, but you can marry Alice!

>>45158094
OK I'm here, now what?

What sort of tourist attractions are there?
Eh, never mind. I'll make my own fun

>>45169857
There's a theme park called "Wonderland" that Yuuka might enjoy. I'm sure she'll find all kinds of fun attractions and activities there.

>>45158094
Besides the cutest MILF in all creation, what does Makai even have?

>>45158094
Shinki, please. cultural enrichment is not the answer for marrying your daugthers.
have you considered making some husbands for them? aren't you the god of creation?

>>45158094
*cums to makai*

>>45171290
Anon please, thats just incest

Unironically where I'd choose to live, if I could.
Shinki actually cares about the residents of her domain unlike the powers that be of Gensokyo.

Shinki seems like a nice lady, especially for a fairly powerful goddess of a realm full of demons. As long as I’m not in danger of getting mauled, eaten, corrupted, enslaved, or otherwise suffering serious harm, I would be happy to visit Makai mom’s domain.

>>45185353
Just tell Sara your purpose for entering Makai (business or pleasure) and you should be fine!

>>45185728
I guess pleasure would be the most accurate reason to come to Makai. Mostly sightseeing and intermingling with the interesting locals and what have you.
Not sure what kind of business would be conducted, especially if this is a first visit.

>>45166352
But what if I like older women?
What could Makai offer me in that department?

>>45166352
Can I marry your maid instead?

>>45187208
Yumeko, Louise and Sacchan are all cake to noodle aged young(ish) women and still unmarried.

>>45187753
Whoever tried doctoring this image did a really bad job. Do they seriously expect me to believe that Yumeko still knows how to smile?!?

>>45187923
If you look closely, you'll see that Yumeko and Louise swapped outifts and the one smiling is actually Louise.

>>45166352
But I don’t want your daughter. I want YOU.

>>45158094
What is the tax policies of Makai

>>45165910
Aren't they mother and daughter?

>>45191781
There is no tax policy, Shinki makes everything herself or creates people who to it for her

>>45195325
They sure are!
But Shinki is a fujo and Yumeko was made before she had figured out normal human emotions.
... If you can call Alice and Mai "normal" that is.

>>45195455
>Shinki is a fujo
Is that the reason why she wants her daughter to get married, so that she could fantasies about her sons-in-law doing it with each other behind her daughters backs in secret?

This is the profile picture that Sacchan uses for her accounts to make herself look cool!

I wish there was more Yumeko x Shinki content

>>45196067
I wish for more Me x Shinki x Her Daughters content

>>45195879
I'd suck your dick in front of her to get her off

headcanon: While Shinki is the creator of Makai, she's pretty laid back and chill, leaving much of the work to Yumeko, making the swordman maid the de-facto ruler of Makai

>>45197164
My take is that Shinki is trying to train her daughters in the governance of Makai by having Sacchan, Elis, Yumeko, Louise and the rest rule for the most part, but they're all either horribly incompetent, uninterested in managing the realm's affairs or just plain insane.

>>45197405
Who falls into what category?

>>45197405
Yumeko; Emotionless machine, like a magical Terminator who cleans Pandaemonium
Mai: Kleptomaniac sadist, only interested in tyrannising the populace. Unfortunately for her, Yuki is the populace she's in charge of.
Saachan: The oldest, but a total recluse, only barely doing her job even though it's so fundamental to Makai society working at all.
Louise/Luize: More interested in travelling than doing anything else. Supposedly in charge of Agriculture, but no one but Shinks knows that.
Elis: Does Elis things all day. Sometimes hitches a ride with Louise to visit her cousin at Mugenkan. Suprisingly a competant leutenant in the Makai milita. Possibly due to being a fairly powerful demon herself, just a little... small.

>>45197423
Uninterested: Sacchan
Incompetent: Yumeko, Louise
Insane: Elis
Incompetent & Insane: Mai
Uninterested & Incompetent: Sara, Yuki
Insane & Uninterested: YuugenMagan
Uninterested & Incompetent & Insane: Alice

picture unrelated

>>45197451
I volunteer to be Elis's second-in-command. I'll let her sit on my shoulders so she can feel like a big girl for once!

I had a dream where I was Louise once.

if she only wants her daughters to get married why is she doing this?

>>45197405
... why so grim?

>>45206372
It's kind of like the Oedipus complex, but reversed and to her potential son in law.
It's been dubbed the "Shinki" complex by leading psychoanalists, due to it's unique character.

THE Koin!

>>45158094
Do I get paid for this? Is this a tourist ad or a job offer, and if it is what are the details? I don't want to go there and be told to sweep the streets.
How about a place to live, too? Does the government provide flats or whatever? I also cannot help but wonder about the Makaian tax policy.

>>45207830
You get paid with lots of Cyute and wovely wives-to-be*.
I'm sorry you had to hear me say that, Shinki has legally obliged us to do so. And she's the one who makes the rules we have to follow, so please don't judge me for doing as I have to.
You will stay at Pandaemonium, be taken care of by Yumeko, and will only be expected to go on no less than one (1) date with a Makaian per week.
Makaian tax policy is simple, Shinki just magicks everything she wants into existence. The citizenry don't have to pay a penny.
Now take the damn offer so I can go home and not have to listen to a fujo goddess bug me.

>>45207899
>will only be expected to go on no less than one (1) date with a Makaian per week.
What If I merry one of them? Do I still have to do that date thing?

>>45158094
I would like it better here if the head maid didn't wear her shoes in bed. Very uncultured.

>>45207899
Ok but how do I cover living expenses? How do I pay for these dates?

>>45208499
yes! it is a very important way to train her girls on how to date a man!

>>45209333
All expenses will be covered by shinki herself.
Cost is no object, she will simply create the money for you.
Now just take Alice out and show her a good time will you?
Don't bother with condoms, we have them all on the pill. Promise.

>>45209333
It appears further information is required as this board was marked as a point of interest that must appropriately be given more communication on what it's like living in Makai.
If you wish to come to Makai, you may only be eligible if you are a male, and can provide medical evidence that you do not have any erectile dysfunction or any genital related issues that would severely hamper if not prevent your ability to procreate. A certificate from Doctor Yagokoro may be sufficient, but you may be subject to a visit from a Makaian Doctor to ensure you haven't commited administrative fraud.
Once this is done, you will be provided with your own living space at the Pandemonium: A roughly 250 sqft/23 m2 studio, with all the expenses covered. Miss Yumeko will come every friday to offer cleaning services and provide you with food for a week.
At the reception of your studio's keys, you will also be given a little bit of paperwork. In order to be eligible for the aforementioned contract, you must agree that your data on Makaider and other dating services may be controlled by the higher ups of Makai. Each month, you must provide the Makaian administration with your dating endeavors. This includes every action that you've done or been subject to that hasn't been done through Makainet. This includes dates, gifts, interactions with other girls, sleepovers, and possibly more. If your track record was deemed satisfactory by the higher ups, you may become eligible to a bigger living space, and extra services such as a visit from Lady Shinki herself who, by the time you've achieved such landmarks, will likely be on good terms and more casual with you.The reward that'll be granted to you is proportional to the success rate of these endeavors and the various achievements that come with them. If however your track record was deemed unsatisfactory, don't be afraid: You will be provided advice and a list of likes and dislikes for each of your potential dates to help you succeed. If by 6 months you've achieved nothing but unsatisfactory results, you will be expected to meet with Makaian jurisdiction so they may listen to your rebuttal regarding your failures. Best case scenario, you are forgiven but expected to fulfill your obligations more diligently. Worst case scenario... We are not allowed to disclose further information regarding the worst case scenario, but it is not a desireable outcome for you.
Monogamy is not an obligation, quite the contrary. You may expose yourself to the wrath of one of your concubines. If sufficient evidence suggesting you've been victim to one of your date's whims has been found, all of your medical expenses will be covered and you may receive special services in accordance with your own desires.
If all of this seems interesting to you, you may register at Makai.gov/register/permanentresidency

>>45222833
Oh wow, what an excellent deal!
I'll be sure to check out that website before, which is so well designed and tought out for a hus- Man to navigate and use to find an eligble bachelorette to make happy!
In fact, I'll go and tell all my boyfriends about it so they can get in on the action before it's all snapped up by the loads of applications we- I mean they must be getting!

>>45222833
I'll just "date" Sacchan. Said dates will simply be us gaming for about 8 hours every day, (with the occasional cuddling thrown in for good measure). Any complaints about not leaving her room enough would be solved by going to an arcade. And you better believe that Sacchan won't let some powdered wig-wearing buffoon take her co-op partner away from her! I've gamed the system, and will enjoy reaping those rewards.

>>45222833
>Makai.gov not found
I clicked it over 100 times, seems my application was rejected

>>45227328
Unfortunately, Sariel has been too "busy" governing the supremley important task of making sure Makains' souls go to the right places. A shame it is, but with her *current* "lifestyle" forbids. any. chances. of a date.
Have this Alice instead, isn't she cute!
And she's totally available too!

I came to makai and a girl with blue hair tried to rape me

>>45234835
How did you escape?

>>45234931
I managed to leave when she got distracted arguing with a blonde girl who said it was her turn to rape the next human who came to makai

>>45222833
>If by 6 months you've achieved nothing but unsatisfactory results, you will be expected to meet with Makaian jurisdiction so they may listen to your rebuttal regarding your failures.
I've been here for five years and I just blame Alice's autism every time.
Never fails.

Nowadays I also argue that due to Alice's continuous bumbling my reproductive organs are at risk of physiological trauma, and that as her creator, Shinki needs to take responsibility and provide therapy, but the last two times she just sent me to Mai and Yuki instead. This ended with Yuki having a freakout five minutes in when I loosened my pants, and Mai bullying her over it for the rest of the day, so I can only hope Shinki will see reason soon.

>>45195455
can't someone fix her?

>>45241999
You cannot fix she who does not want to be fixed anon.
She will never change, because this is who she wants to be for some sick, twisted reason.

>>45242288
That's what the outer Mai says, but what does the inner Mai say? We should hire Satori!

>>45241999
You could make her worse.

I want to hypnotize Shinki to be my personal bunny

>>45158094
I will if Shinki will make me a wife to my specifications

>>45255816
Here she is, anon.

>>45259119
what the hell is this, Shinki?!
I am pretty sure I added requirements for tidyness, politeness, earnestness, and refinement!

>>45259198
All official Makaiese records show that you circled "Alice" on your list of wants and needs. No taking backsies, now. If you didn't want Alice, you shouldn't have expressed such a strong desire for her.

Now, the marriage is tomorrow and you have a month to get her pregnant, or you'll be put on Yuuka duty.

>>45259293
>Yuuka duty
I dread to think what that would entail.

>>45259337
It entails whatever Yuuka thinks is the funniest way to bully you. It ranges from "slave labor", to "punching bag", to "forcing you to cum inside Alice, thus condemning you to the fate of having to raise the most autistic child the world has ever seen".

>>45259293
>Yuuka duty.
Oh nooooo not Yuka duty, anything but that. Don't make me spend time with the autistic flower lady or face Shinki's wrath, I'll totally hate every second with the Makai terror.

>>45259494
You sound exactly like the kind of guy she likes best.
She's sure to have a lot of "fun" with you.
Fun for her, that is.

>>45259452
>>45259839
Imagine if anon became a magician and subdued this genocidal beast!

>>45260687
Alice WISHES she could do this.
The best you can hope for is being novel enough to make her laugh a bit and not bully you quite so cruelly.

To this day, Alice can't look at sunflowers without being reminded of that horrible year she spent as Yuuka's real maid, not the one that is just playing dress up. Some say that's why she's so Alice, but the real ones know she was always Alice.

>>45268486
The difference is that Alice is Alice
Anon is the only one who can tame Yuuka through accepting her Youkai moe in full. Its a task only the chosen can accomplish

sharing
https://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/grimoire_of_alice

>>45279336
Yuki looks excited to meet new friends!
Mai looks "excited" to find fresh targets...

>>45279336
Hot dog! I sure am lucky that the cutest girl in Makai came out to kill me personally!

>>45279336
What is Shinki thinking about over there? "Please stop doing silly poses during the photohoot!"?

>>45280024
But Sacchan is not with them...

>>45279939
Yuki looks batshit insane, more than Mai. Same with Louise.
Maybe Mai was the sane one after all.

shinki likes blonde girls

>>45280711
Shinki has good taste

When Makai Anons die, they reincarnate in Makai instead of going to Gensokyo.
As a Makai fairy.

>>45280739
You will never be a fairy.

>>45280762
Thankfully fairies aren't the same as makai fairies.

Alice Generations

>>45283695
Midget Yumeko...

>>45283695
greatest lie in this entire picture (aside from people liking alice obviously)

>>45286164
>>45286115
Yumeko being anything shorter than MAYBE 5'10" is criminal. 6' is the ideal height for the monsterous Makai Maid.

>>45292609
Yumeko is 4 feet tall.

>>45283695
I guess the only way to connect PC98 Alice and the Windows Alice is to make her a human who fell into Makai somehow, and became a magician at a really young age.

>>45292609
>>45292683
Yumeko is 190cm tall

>>45293038
What a midget.

>>45158094
Lets be Alice in Makai!

>>45294247
t. Sacchan
How's the air like up there haha?

remember sariel is canon boobhu

mom...

>>45298183
Now be a kind dear and make her a grandma

>>45298239
Only if it's her.
I have a thing for sociopathic women, and not whatever Mai is.

>>45298367
>and not whatever Mai is.
A kind, sweet, misunderstood girl?

>>45298428
Yuki please you gotta understand that girl is manipulating you
You don't have to defend her on the Internet

>>45298428
"Sweet" like sugar of lead is sweet. Every word she utters is meticulously crafted to deceive and manipulate.
There is no misunderstanding. I've seen the marks on Yuki's belly. The deepest fires of Hokkai are not hot enough to make her repent, so why would anything else make her change?

>>45298367
yumeko's even more of an emotionless husk than sakuya is
if you tried to flirt with her she'd just stare at you like you're something dirty on the ground
and if by some miracle you got her into bed she'd just stare at you silently while you do your thing

>>45298428
Are you the guy who made the pics with mai and mini anon? If yes, can you send them?

>>45298468
I can fix her

>>45300375
I'm not him, but I do have the pics.

>>45302238

>>45302240
That's all I have. Don't know if there are more.

>>45302238
>>45302240
>>45302244
Oh man, imagine being at the mercy of a cute demon girl. That would be so terrible ha ha.

>>45302238
>>45302240
>>45302244
Thanks :3

>>45302492
>>45304681
Instead of going to Gensokyo, all good Makai anons become Mai's pets in the next life.

>>45308234
Dear lord...
I'd better start sinning then!!!

god I love the makaians so much

>>45308234
I hope Mai’s nice and the claims she’s a sadist or cruel are just exaggerations or smearing attempts.

>>45317725
Oh yeah? Prove it.

>>45317725
even Arisu?

>>45321347
She is a fake Makaian, probably adopted by Shinki.

>>45321347
yes! as a sister-in-law!
a jobless, freeloading, lazy, useless, unqualified, sister-in-law!

Fangames with shinki recommendations?

>>45323165
Touhou Puppet Dance Performance
She's fairly good there too

>>45158094
paizuri

>>45324062
Thanks but I've already completed it

>>45324370
Then complete it again, this time with an all Makai team.

>>45328359
is sariel here? why she is different

>>45329772
Sacchan occasionally turns red for a few seconds during her fight in HRtP.

>>45330939
I knew konngara turns green but I never knew that

Sacchan... Please be my ranked matchmaking partner Sacchan...

>>45331089
>konngara turns green
That's news to me. From what I can find, it seems to be a bug though. Sacchan briefly turning red on the other hand is intended.

>>45330939
>>45331167
Looks more like brown/orange, bronze perhaps. Would be funny if ZUN said something like that being her cannon color and the blue purple one just looking like that because it's night time would be funny if ZUN ever said anything about pc98 stuff
Also I think this is the first time I notice Sariel having something to her left, looks like a clock with fumes or something dunno, HRtP backgrounds are trippy.
>>45298428
>>45302238
>>45302240
>>45302244
These are very nice.

>>45323165
Artificial Dream in Arcadia

>>45347120
Shinki's pristine body is not working in the favor of her "Getting grand kids" plans.

>>45241999
I'm on my way! Hold her down for me, lads!

My fuarking hero!

>>45347495
we'll just having to keep trying. they won't all be alice

Old hags

>>45367438
No she isn't!
And neither is her mother, the Infinite Being is ageless and timeless!

>>45368215
what does she plan to do with that gun?

>>45158094
Can i become a magician if i go to Makai?

>>45368215
I'm very intrigued by this image.
What is it's backstory? under what circumstances was it produced? what does Lolice have to do with the WA2000?

>>45368675
Elis was leafing through some gun magazines she got through Sara, saw the thing and fell in love with it's Teutonic perfection, and the utter lethality of .300 winmag
Unfortunately, she had to pretend it was a really realistic BB gun that she thought Alice would like in order to convince Shinki to get one, and she would have to "borrow" it from her once Alice got bored of it and started playing with those freaky dolls of hers again.
Sadly, Shinki insisted on a photoshoot with the thing, and at some point someone tried to load it and noticed it took real cartidges, so it didn't last long.

Some say that incident is why Elis and Alice haven't been seen within six miles of each other since.
Others attribute it to Elis living and working under Sariel, right at the opposite end of Makai from Alice.

>>45368713
Thank you, Anon.It makes perfect sense. I always imagined Alice as more of a PSG1 type of person.
In all honesty, were I Elis, I'd have done the same.

>>45368626
If you want to learn ultimate magic, you'll have to agree to become Sacchan's student. Beware, for she is a phenomenal magician but a poor teacher. And she's very tall and might accidentally sit on you sometimes if you're short and she doesn't notice you haha.

>>45369430
How tall are we talking about here? I’d like to know the chances and regularity of being sat on and how survivable such an event would be. And maybe how nice it would feel to have her butt smothering me. Strictly for educational and safety reasons of course, heh.

>>45369522
>How tall are we talking about here?
Over 8' tall
don't worry though, she's well cushioned so getting sat on by her probably won't hurt too bad haha

>>45369683
Over 8 feet? Could always be better- I mean, worse. Like she could be large enough where one can rest comfortably in her smooth and angelic palm.
Good thing her butt is soft too but that just means struggling against her well padded weight would be more readily absorbed and thus unfelt. So you’ll be stuck beneath her for a while yet. Maybe try to yell for Sariel’s attention?

>>45369720
>Like she could be large enough where one can rest comfortably in her smooth and angelic palm.
She probably knows a spell or two to make that a reality. Not by growing herself, mind you. No, it's instead far more convenient to simply shrink you down to an appropriate size. In fact, that's probably how Mai got her tiny anon pet in the first place. By somehow getting Sacchan to shrink him with magic for her.

>>45369747
Oh that sounds terribly plausible on their part then. Being an apparent angel of death means she has access to great magical power. It would lend itself well to grabbing themselves much needed men for their various… purposes in Makai. Can’t run away or fight back when you’re tiny enough to be a living action figure. Now I have to wonder what these nice demon and angel girls would do to tiny men?

>>45369786
It wouldn't surprise me at all if Sacchan was completely oblivious to accidentally shrinking a visiting anon. Imagine Mai convincing anon to climb into a large ornamental wooden chest that she dragged all the way from Pandemonium basement into her room, claiming that they're going to play a prank on Yuki. But instead of going to Yuki's room to get her like she told him, she goes to Sacchan's room to tell her older sister that she found a beautiful old chest which she'd like to use as jewelery box, and to ask if she could use her ultimate magic to shrink it down to a more appropriate size. Sacchan not being the slightest bit suspicious of Mai's request of course agrees, follows Mai into her room and effortlessly casts the desired spell as naturally as one would breathe.
Later that week Shinki audibly laments that yet another visiting anon has vanished without a trace, which elicits a disinterested "oh?" from a nearby Yumeko, before both of them go on with their day.

woah

How do we go about teaching emotions to Yumeko?

>>45369948
Mai being an underhanded girl as usual I see. You’d think others would know by now and while the furniture shrink request is innocuous enough, Shinki or her underlings would put the two and two together that poor old anon disappeared while he was with Mai. So hopefully for our now tiny and even more hapless human he’ll be able to escape from Mai’s clutches and find help with the other Makains. Or at the very least not end up getting stepped or sat on among other things.

>>45370011
Maybe ask Shinki to fix her? You can’t exactly teach emotions to someone.

>>45379451
shinki the virgin

>>45379480
Shinki's hairy, loose, virgin vagina with prominent and darkened labia...

>>45379480
So thats why she's never gotten a man

>>45387558
You want to make love with Satan? Lol.

>>45387572
Shinki is not a Satan! She's the ruler of Makai, not Hell.

>>45387723
Same thing.

>>45387558
I think you'll find that Shinki looks pristine down there, which is good because every time one of her daughters brings a guy home (rare, never if you're alice), they somehow end up sleeping with shinki instead

>>45390194
Absolutely devastating news. I wanted the full mom experience with her.

>>45387572
>>45387723
>>45390182
Doomguy must destroy the Shink, her accursed realm, and her demonic daughters!

>>45387572
Lucifer is not Satan

>>45323165
I would say Magus in Mystic Geometries, but you probably already know it and I remember it being a bit frustrating.
If you don't know it though you might enjoy Shinki's ZUNpet boss theme.

Shinki...

>>45405532
Even in her dreams she is seducing her daughters' boyfriends. Why is she like this?

>>45416362
she needs to ensure they're worthy, compatible and a good fit for alice. such a caring mother

>>45410034
wait, WAIT. Are those boobs? Does she have boobs? Back when no one touhou had them? How did I never noticed this? Or is it just a weird wrinkle in her shirt

>>45416373
Hmm. I'm starting to think Alice being like wasn't her fault.

>>45279336
Does Makai turn people insane or is it that everyone in Makai also happens to be absolutely and completely nuts?

>>45417336
Hell makes people go insane. The makainese are simply just born that way.

what if Shinki just decided one day that she wanted to create a human, made Alice, and then she taught her magic? Seems more plausible that someone leaving a baby girl in a place worse than hell

>>45417336
Sara and Louise seem to be fine tho

>>45432711
one who works outside makai as the gatekeeper and one who actively tries to leave it
it's no wonder they're the most sane ones
the retardation was all focused on alice which is why she's still retarded despite leaving makai

>>45417336
Makai is a fun place. Come to Makai and hang out with me.

>>45442032
This looks like a girl and a face I can trust!

>>45416403
Looks more like a wrinkle I would say, looks more like bewbs in her sprite tho.

>>45448952
Spin :D

Siper Rarehus

>>45458958
so rare, they are pretty much in canon limbo AKA retconned out of existence

>>45463870
Don't hurt her feelings anon!
She'll be back in touhou 20: Mima returns from Makai with the milk! (Shinki milk)!

cute mama!

Just going to say it
Not enough Shinki lactation out there

>>45374532

if alice is truly from makai, theres no way she doesn't know byakuren

>>45482494
I want to have a lot of loving hugs with her

>>45474606
What an atrocious translation and typesetting. In fact, the next time I get on my computer I'm going to fix that.

>>45482494
However brief it may have been, Alice has in fact had the pleasure of developing an acquaintanceship with the person in question.

>>45474606
>when I said I had kids, I met that creative them with my powers of the god of Makai

I had a stroke reading this.

Is the anon who's working on the HRtP port for GBA here?

Yuki finds chopping and dicing vegetables very therapeutic!
Yumeko doesn't have any more veggies to work with!

>>45504977
>Shinki did.
why did she do it?

>>45513008
She thought it would help Yumeko bond with Yuki if they cooked together!

>>45514079
Yumeko bonds best with her younger siblings (Yuki, Mai, Alice, Sara) by parenting them in Shinki's absence, and with her older siblings (Sacchan, Elis, Louise) by getting bossed around by them like the maid she is!

>>45522426
So this is why all of the young girls turned out to be such losers! Yumeko's strict rearing was so unbearable that it stunted their growth and made them want Shinki to be with them at all times! It wasn't Shinki's fault after all...

>>45158094
I will marry Shinki.

>>45522812
Sara turned out alright. She may not have done a lot with her life, but seems happy enough where she is.

>>45158094
Only if you tell me where Mima lives

Shinki arranged a meeting for me with one of his daughters, here is a photo of her. She looks so kind

Shinki arranged a date for me with one of her daughters, here is a photo of her. She looks so kind

>>45547059
Yeah she looks totally good and trustworthy and nice for sure. Lucky you!

>>45547059
What a warm and friendly smile she has. Surely she must be a caring and loving girl.

>>45547059
Where will the two of you go on your first date?

>>45548284
The pond.

>>45158094
is this a place of daemons?

>>45561622
Yes, it’s full of demon girls. Why do you ask?

>>45374532
>>45474606
So her children got their romantic skills from her huh

>>45562080
Wrong, Shinki has successfully brought a man to her bed. Which means her romantic power level is leagues above her daughters, who cannot even get a man to speak to them longer than 15 minutes or less

>>45562231
15 minutes would be an outstanding performance and a new record from Yumeko, the girl with the personality of an industrial paint mixer and the sex appeal of a grilled cheese sandwich.

>>45562246
>sex appeal of a grilled cheese sandwich.
Would.

>>45562246
Thou art not an enlightened conneseur of sociopathic women. I give her a 9/10.

>>45158094
https://twitter.com/Nukekip/status/1736561167919714371
what did he mean by this

>>45564337
wish that he'd draw shinki again

>>45562246
I'd paint mix her grilled cheese sandwich, if you catch my meaning

>>45504426
Yes, what's up?

Shinki gave Yumeko an example letter so she'd know how you're supposed to ask someone out on a date. Instead of using it as a reference to help better express herself, she's just copying it word for word. Not even bothering to replace the "[NAME OF THE PERSON THAT YOU'RE INTERESTED IN]" parts!

>>45587406
Hi, I've found this while browsing through the stuff that got reuploaded to nyaa by some anon (after we've had that scare a few months ago with moriyashrine's stuff getting taken down) and thought it might be useful to you.
It's a NES demake of HRtP which looks pretty similar in style to yours, and the bombs are also different than the original and feel fun to use. The dev has also posted the source code on github.
https://drillimation.com/touhou-1-the-highly-responsive-to-prayers-nes-demake/
https://github.com/Drillimation/Touhou-1-The-Highly-Responsive-to-Prayers-NES-Demake

>>45158094
No.

Does Makai have religious freedom?
Can I worship gods other than Shinki there?
Can I celebrate Christmas?

>>45529103
Gatekeepers are very flexible...

>>45608137
You can celebrate Shinks-mas if you want!
All you have to do is pray to Shinki to send Yumeko round with the presents, and tell her you've been a good girl that year!
Of course, Yumeko knows who's been naughty and nice that year, so don't expect to get away with lying to her, and if you do so anyway you'll be given the scolding of your life and made to pay for all the presents to the girls who didn't bully Yuki that year, ELIS.

>>45608311
All the girls who didn't bully Yuki? So that leaves Sara and...Sacchan?

>>45611666
To even imply Arisu in her youth was higher in the pecking order than Yuki is laughable.

>>45611705
Alice was just too oblivious to realise that never letting Yuki's plushies win any of the "baking competitions" was making her sad. That's basically unintended bullying!