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Good riddance.

He dies happy.

He's made something that going to be around for the next 25+ years or so.

>ZUN
>die

ZUN IS ETERNAL

EVEN IF HIS PHYSICAL BODY DISAPPEARS, HE WILL STILL LIVE ON IN OUR HEARTS

>>4516793

and nothing of value was lost

ZUN is like the Harbinger. If the body dies, he'll just assume control of another.

>>4516793
"ALWAYS, I WANNA BE WITH YOU, MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU, AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVE"
- ZUN

Silly, everybody knows that Araki gave Zun immortality.

He will just deathbomb.

I'm sure another game circle would pick touhou up. Then it would be canceled for stealing music from newgrounds.

tsunamis can't kill youkai

As a result, nothing holds Touhou back from becoming a mainstream commercial phenomenon. Zun's family, if he even has any, immediately sell off the rights for jewgold.
We get several official anime with sky-high production values.
The new casualized Touhou danmaku games packed with anthologies of the old ones with nerfed difficulties bomb at the market, and so Big Money drops Touhou danmaku altogether and makes fighting games, RPGs and platformers instead, which all make record-breaking sales.

Touhou fans all over the world cream themselves several times in succession, with the exception of a small elitist cabal of disillusioned hardcore fans who quickly drop the fandom in disgust. This insignificant group is quick to disavow all knowledge of Touhou, except when speaking to one of the quickly-growing crowd of hot Touhou cosplayers, wherein they desperately cite arbitrary achievements like "1ccing UFO", which no one even understands the meaning of anymore. They all remain bitter, lonely virgins swept aside in the unleashed Touhou phenomenon.

>>4516822
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>>4516840
Somebody kill Zun. Hurry.

>>4516822
I wonder what his spellcard would be.

You mean that light rain that Japan got?

>Weather experts apologised yesterday for ‘crying wolf’ after urging 1.5million people to flee a giant tsunami only to find waves were smaller than expected.

>>4516776

After Zun died, the whole fandom spreaded Touhou all over the world in his honor. Touhou becomes then the sucessor of "pokemon", and the fandom take the control of the world.

THE END

>>4516854

Master Spark * 4

IT IS BETTER TO DIE FOR THE ZUN THAN TO LIVE FOR YOURSELF.

>>4516854
Beer Sign[Alcohol Cataclysm]

When ZUN dies, Gensokyo becomes real and we can all go there if we follow him.

Fifteen million suicides ring out across the planet, as Zun's death leads the way to Gensokyo.

You know, I can very well see American fundamentalist Jesushead yahoos assassinating ZUN due to being an false prophet of pedophilia, satanism and heretical foreign faiths. They might ignore the pedophilia part since they're propably too busy raping their daughters and cousins to touch the issue.

ZUN could start a suicide cult so easily if he wanted to

>>4517003
Can't wait to hear of the mass ritual suicides on CNN, in between their coverage of Bad Apple.

>>4517003
>>4517013

Are you guys fucking serious?
God dammit

>>4517064
Shut up bitch, it's not like you've done any real work since TH09 anyway

>>4517078
>>4517064

You are now realizing that Phantasmagoria of Flower View is the narrative of how Zun's death (and consequently, the deliberate death of thousands in his wake) would affect Gensokyo

>>4516776
i wish he did.

>>4516854
Uwabami Breakers had some examples, including Drunken Life, Dreamy Death "Lemuria For the Flying Drunkard"

>>4517093
Stop that! ;_;