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>>45166595
Not really, she can barely take a stroll without passing out and is fated to always job

>>45166595
Well good thing she isn't since canon Satori is the run away type but at the same time also a responsible person
I want to hug her

>>45166595
How tough is Satori in a fight? Could I just beat her up?

>>45166749
Remember: Step forward, then right straight.

>>45166595
Animey rule anon: Only 1 yandere per family

>>45166595
She will know every time you think of her naked.

>>45166828
Instructions unclear, proceeded to Galactia Phantom the satori.

Yanhu thread?

>>45166595
Every single touhou would be scary as yan, even the fairies.

Id mating press the crazy out of her

>>45166595
She'd still have other problems. Like not being strong enough to deal with "any" woman, or scaring you away and being fully aware of what she's doing. Perhaps also being affected by that herself?
I feel like she'd eventually try to use a couple of fake personalities to appeal to you, kinda harming herself mentally rather than physically.

>>45170650
>Rinnosuke
No.

>>45178572
>Rinnosuke

>>45170650
Even the rabbits?

>>45180303
Pucker up your buttholes, anons.

>>45180303
This is why you need to find a nice and strong youkai girl that can protect you.

>>45185261
Sorry but Rinnosuke is a bottom.

>>45166595
>When you stop and think
Just don't when you're with her lol

>>45185207
Why not? They're all on a beast youkai level, so they're stronger than an average human.
Tewi can threaten to keep you in a really, really deep hole for a long time, or give you really bad luck if you escape. Reisen can just look at you, Seiran can probably threaten to teleport deadly bullets into you or anyone you talk to, Ringo can threaten to sit on you, and Rei'sen can threaten to sic the moonie army on you.

>>45166595
She'd hate reading how scattered and disjointed my thoughts are. Like watching an old TV with where you can barely make out the image through the static and the channel keeps changing on its own.

>>45185207
Yeah but Reisen is themost dangerous one so far since she can mind fuck you with simple eye contact.

>>45188474
>>45188758
Reisen pinning you down and nibbling away at your mind bit by bit as your panicked struggles slowly weaken

>>45166749
Physically? not very
But that's why she has magic

>>45166595
I wonder what would happen if you deep down kinda want her to do some crazy yandere stuff. She'd know exactly what to do or say to keep you with her.

>>45166595
Detective Sashitty is a huge jobber, she's so weak and slow you could easily punch her and KO in one hit, I bet she has a glass jaw.

>>45166595
That's kinda hot.

>>45209155
someone please cut out Voile's internet connection

How many times a day do you think she would demand sex?

>>45217990
Not very often, but she'd be in complete tune with how often you feel like it and bring it up then. However, in mating season, she'd be too aware that there's other heat-addled animal youkai around you constantly and notice any time one of them thought about fucking you or vice versa, so she'd try to drain your balls completely and regularly to stop you getting into trouble.

>>45218033
really? i thought the crazy cat lady would want more kittens and take advantage of humans year-round estrus to keep her animals bred

satri

yey, look guys!
that faggot just arrived.