/jp/ - Otaku Culture

It's Sunday, and the Mamono Organization for Prevention of Anon Loneliness (MO-PAL) has provided you with 1 mamono to interact with in order to lessen your loneliness.

https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
Roll for your mamono.
>She's not necessarily there to fuck you until your bed breaks and you crash through the floor onto the level below.
>What do you two get up to today? Just feeling out the possibility of friendship? Play board games? Drink sake and watch football? Get started on fucking that hole in the floor? What'll it be?

She's perfect, bros...

>>45157743
>shog
the game was rigged from the start

>>45157743
>creeping coin
attempting to attract a dragon for a hot threesome

This is a message from hellhound radio from an mystery hound caller to anon saying I am coming to rape you slowly and pleasurably

That is in fact a cute spider.

>>45157743
>bunyip
cool, two of a kind. the autist kind. guess we'll just play vidya.

>>45157743
>Dullahan
We play chess together. Nothing eventful happens and I tell MO-PAL that I'm not lonely.

>>45157743
Well I was gonna go get a burger today but I get the feeling that'd be in rather bad taste. So i guess I'll just see if we get along well. See if she likes video games, or fantasy novels or camping or some other potential mutual interest. Maybe introduce her to Tf2 if she's interested in video games.

>>45157743
Is this a joke?

>>45157743
dark slime, don't know her much, it will be awkward until she leaves. Sad that we can't respin.

>>45157749
A perfect appetizer, maybe.

>>45157898
It's time to stop posting...

>>45157743
I got a grizzly.
Today's my meal prep day, so I'd probably offer her a meal, and we'd try to find some activity to do in between rounds of me cooking stuff.

Can pitbolds be trusted around children?

>>45157918
I think that's the Mick. Part of his schtick involves his cait sith waifu wanting to eat mouse girls. Because of COURSE he's up for gore or vore or whatever it is in his mind.

>>45157545
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Edition

>>45157934
Sorry. Let me engage in other wholesome thread activities.
>>45157743
>who does mo-pal call for the worst cases?
>Supernanny: dog edition

>>45157934
That's the most likely answer, although I've seen more than 1 poster memeing about it. Mick usually posts his russian cait sith art as well.

>Be Anon
>Have a beautiful Youko wife and daughter
>Love them with all your heart
>However, it has come to your attention that your daughter has developed feelings for you
>Your wife is in full support
>You know monsters don’t have taboos like incest, but there’s still a part of you that is deeply disgusted about the prospect of fucking your daughter
>Try and reason with her that it’s wrong and she should pursue someone more in her age range, and preferably not family
>Daughter starts to cry as she begins to think you hate her
>Wife can’t understand what the problem is
>Get in to an argument with her while your daughter cowers in the other room
>Wife begins crying and locks herself in the bedroom
>You know your reasoning isn’t sound to them, but you also really don’t want your daughter looking at you in such a way

Sometimes, things just ain’t perfect.

>45158039
https://files.catbox.moe/yzgd7a.gif

>>45158039
How must it feel.
>be monster girl
>get husband
>hurray
>meet bicorn
>oh fuck stay away
>she inserts herself into your monomgamous relationship like the parasitic creature she is
>pats you on the back
>calls you harem sister
>pats your belly
>"and the future harem sister."

>>45157545

>>45157743
>sad boy detected
>release the bogey
We will cuddle and watch cooking shows together

>>45157545

>>45157743
>Yeti
Can we cuddle in bed and watch batsu games? I think that would be nice

Touch the gargoyles
Rub the gargoyles
Lick the gargoyles (rocky taste)
Run at twilight to avoid the gargoyles
Every day like this tease and torment the gargoyles

>>45158245
I'd never thought about it before, but I bet gargoyles are slightly salty.

>>45158245
Chesh is going to lock the doors early one night and anon is in for a very nasty surprise
At least the museum will have a new statue

>>45158245
Most underrated girl

>>45158245
What does gargoyle booba feel like?

>>45158344
firm, but pliable

>>45158305
What style do you enjoy your gargoyles carved in?
They're quite versitile.

>>45157545
That looks like a spider you could marathon Farscape with

>>45158344
What does it smell like?
Gargoyle booba musk

Prove elves wrong

>>45158393
That isn’t a gargoyle

>>45157998
I was actually watching that tearmoon anime about a princess trying to avoid a guillotine and now I really, really want to comm this but with the waifu.
Maybe I will, someday.

>>45158458
Your vigor for life appalls me

>>45158245
I'm going to doodle on a gargoyle with chalk.

>>45158245
Do not leave any marks on the gargoyle or she will take it as a sign of marriage

Goblin onahole...

>>45158458
Mordern life with the death of royalty really hit vampires hard.

>>45158245
But what if you stuck your dick in the statue in the day?

>>45158558
I like the stabby one

>>45158590
she cute. would get ambushed by as i try to take overnight shelter in some ruins

Goblins only get one thing.

>>45158590
I want to have soft gentle sex with a redcap and hardcore rough sex with a whitecap
I also want to lick her pointy teeth

>>45158590
Red caps don’t even always have red caps like this is false advertising

>>45158393
>Elf says this
>Mating press while yelling "GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT"
>Soon a baby bump is visible

>>45158393
Evles defenses against human impregnation can be overwhelmed through repeated insemination and the corruption of her morals. I reckon a combination of fatty human foods and dirty talk about how you are going to inseminate her and make her give birth to a half human baby will eventually make her defenses break.

>>45158628
The power of positive thinking.

>>45158566
>going shopping with vampire wife
>cashier says the coupon is expired
>"DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING TO, COMMONER?"
>"HOW DARE YOU DENY THE XIV COUNTESS OF BUMFUCKNOWHERE?"
>"I WILL HAVE YOU FLAYED FOR THIS!"
>apologize and quickly push wife away before the security arrives

I would touch a nereid

>>45158662
but she's all slimy and cold

Reject the Pharaoh. Reject Apophis. Embrace the rule of the people, for the people, by the people.

I wish there was more art of monstergirls sweating

>>45158673
They seem pretty warm to me.

>>45158683
The desert belongs to the worms. Always has, always will.

>>45158697

>>45158697
i wish there was more
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>>45158639
>"I swear, World Rape 1 was a travesty to this world, all the old empires fell and the only nobility that remains are pointless figureheads."
>'Mam with is a McMamos.'

>>45158683
Getting reverse gangbanged by beetles is one of my favorite bad endings of the desert kingdom. It's in a 3 way tie with taking off the basilisk's mask and falling in the ghoul pit.

>>45158683
>>45158701
The desert rightfully belongs to beautiful autistic queens.

It wasn't funny the first time.

>>45158814

>>45158809
! !

>>45158039
you must find her soon to be childhood friend soulmate in order to escape incest

>>45157743
Well, it certainly won't be boring. Definitely awkward though, because I have to go to a gathering later.

Chesh would cum in your cereal and then forget she did that when she steals your breakfast in a totally unrelated prank

>>45158683
Monogamous relationship with this beetle!

Being Scarab King would be interesting, cause you'd have like a hundred of them

>>45157743
>show her a picture of a boa strangling its prey
>tell her that's what we'll be doing all day

>>45158794
But having a monster wife is OK if we go by the Bible, no?

Quick question: Which MGE monster girl is the MGE monster girl for people who don't like MGE monster girls? I'm curious because I saw someone say that Tionishia from Monster Musume is the monster girl for people who don't like monster girls and I couldn't disagree with that because you don't need to be into monster girls at all to like her.

i much rather be the king of clowns, imagine being able to defy physics whenever you want

meaty kikis in tight spaces

>>45159041
Cheshire cat and hellhound both have super common names so come up in other art searches.

>>45159041
greenworm

>"Nyarrr fear me anon"
>Get a fish thrown on her face
Why are cats such dorks?

Soundproofed my basement so I can cry without monsters hearing it

>>45159069
Greenworm sex

>>45159099
Spice and wolf gave me some funny feelings I don't understand.

>>45159101
You fool. They will feel the vibrations of you crying.

>>45159041
The whole majin subtype is somewhat appropriate:
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Category:Type_Index#Majin
Of those, these are most difficult to peg as monsters:
>Dark Mage
>Kejourou
>Kitsune-Tsuki
>Nurarihyon
>Witch

>>45159099
Beware! Soldier Beetles may ambush you obtain appel

>>45158683
https://youtu.be/QFgcqB8-AxE?si=vLMLfLtqOCAKlVVV

big fat tails

Spreading a demon's legs and forcing yourself on her with no contract signed

>>45159119
Only one decent girl in the entire category and it's because she promises a bunch of real monsters, why do they even exist?

>>45159163
You fool, you see that glowing script on her lower tummy, that is a contract.

>>45159174
It's the feeling that matters

anon be careful in the swamp, its poison one and it will slow you down

>>45159201
I got purple moss and a rusted iron ring. I'm good.

>>45159177
>apologize
>walk away trying not to cry
monsters are mean

>>45159061
I want to get into a meaty kiki's tight space

>>45159215
>he doesn't know about the blighttown bunyips

>>45159177
So how many girls they knew does this remind anons of?

>>45159163
>get solicited by a demon
>decide you're not gonna sign any damn contract and you'll do whatever you want
>push her down and rip her fancy clothes off
>indulge in savage lovemaking in lotus position with lots of handholding, kissing and cuddles
>pull out and cum all over her cute tummy
>and there's nothing she can do about it!
>except no
>back in the old days, you could sign a demonic contract by splattering your blood on it
>but now you can do that with your cum instead
> her contract has a white glob on it
>and she has a smug grin on her face
>calls you a stud and tells you to get it up as she gets face down ass up
This is why you cum inside

The Creature From the Pink Lagoon.

>>45159215
anon, the slowing down is the problem, o'll get bumrushed by the swamp monsters

>>45159177
She hates, just like all the other girls. Back to drinking I go

>>45159253
>raping without coming inside
What is this, amateur hour?

I saw a little centipede today. Cute little critter.

>>45159337
>filename
KEK

>>45157743
All of my hobbies are solitary.

>>45159163
Giving a demon implied verbal consent instead of explicit written consent.

>>45159413
Does screaming GET PREGNANT count as implied consent?

would a demon refuse a marriage contract anon made.

>>45157743
>Dormouse

She just falls asleep on the bed. Somehow my situation hasn't improved.

This is my third coom

so, iron golem-chan, crystal golem-chan, or stone golem-chan?

>>45159512
Iron. I'd learn metalworking so I can keep giving her regular maintenance and part replacements

>>45159201
It's fine, I have the grappendix.

>>45159512
Minecraft or Dark Souls golems

>>45159538
yes

>>45159512
Clay is the traditional model

>>45159568
but shes so old, anon! go for spring steel golem, shes so young, pliable, and flexible anon!

>>45159533
i bet that wold get lots of monsters worried about you, swinging around using your guts and all

>>45159573
So what kind of crystals is a Crystal Golem made out of?

>>45159616
dilithium

>>45159616
depends on where shes is found as well as her creator status
like diamonds, are for royal golems but something like quartz would be the daughter of clockmaking golems

>>45159689
imma go to the confessional in the dark church and say "Mommy, I've been a bad boy and wasted my seed", then dash out of the booth as a prank

are monsters ever not cringe?

>>45159728
no and that's why we love them

>>45159728
we just don't know

>>45159689
these nuns just want me to sin, dressing so provocatively

>>45159163
>forcing yourself on a demon with no contract signed
>she likes it

>>45159745
You would probably need a mindflayer to do actual male on female rapeplay with a monster. They would just break character too easily otherwise

>>45159391
Sometimes I just watch one of my friends play video games because he's good at them and I'm not. Maybe a mamono might enjoy watching you do your solitary thing--pressing wildflowers, painting WH40K figures, whatever.

seems mega hard to rape a monster without her also being in on it with(she was just tricking you all along)

>>45159755
Reminder that squid form is the perfect size for hiding in air vents and ambushing unsuspecting monsters.

>>45159783
the only scenario i could cook up was taking a manticores first time before using her tail since they try to protect that
but then you got to overpower a manticore

>>45159783
>>45159799
I can think of many scenarios male on female monster rape where it's the kind of light hentai "rape" where she protests and makes tsundere back talk and negliable token resistance, or you're going on the offense on some pure and cute loli.

>>45159837
Little girls are generally not very strong. You can pin them down and pull those ears all you want.

>>45159846
i wouldn't attack one though, they'd have to attack or trick me

>>45159853
Or you could "attack" her, when she's obviously flaunting and teasing.

>>45159846
Generally.
Won't work with Hobgoblins or Baphomets who have cheat strength.

>>45159866
i mean i still probably wouldn't
i'm not big on correction

>>45159837
>>45159846
>>45159868
Literally made for Alices

>>45159878
"correction"

>>45159846
Anon, one of the physically strongest monster is a little girl race

>>45159882
Need me a pudgy Alice.

Why can't you trust kitsune husbands? Because they are KONmen.

>>45159893
I will just bring a friend so I have the power of friendship on my side to out anime logic that.

>>45159893
Just don't go for a baph.

>>45159910
i can take her

KON KON KON KON
KON KON KON KON
KON KON KON KON
KON KON KON KON

>>45159891
>correcting sheepgirl
>she's not actually wearing clothes
>have to hold her down and shear her

>>45159783
A high ranking cupid asks you for help with one of her subordinates, a workaholic so committed to the job that she never formed any relationships of her own. She's thinks she's on an important case right now but it's a setup, the chief wants you to ambush her in the seedy model at the edge of town.

>>45159934
>contract rapists

>>45159943
go forth hero, imbued with the blessings of mara

>>45159866
Dressing like this and having a body like this counts as flaunting and teasing. She isn't doing it on purpose and is in for a big surprise

Dear Monster Girl Thread
I am DISGUSTED with the way hags are depicted on this online forum.
We are not all vibrant, fun-loving sex maniacs.
Many of us are bitter, resentful individuals, who remember the good old days when monster girls posted were bland and vanilla.
The following is a list of words I never want to hear on this thread again:
1. Ara-ara
2. Sweaternapping
3. Dork

>tfw ywn be trained by dark mage hag wife to get a boner when she rings her bell
>SInce it is when I get to molest and fuck as I wish

>>45159978
Hit 'em in the dork, anon. Remember the dork.

>>45159978
old

>>45159978
all the more reason i want to break their door down and make these old bitter neets feel happy again

>>45159978
>ywn get a strongly worded letter - in the digital age no less - from a hag leanan sidhe
>ywn open it to find mushroom spores, aphrodisiac laced ink and several other literary devices designed to make you jizz yourself.

>>45160025
Just when the Uwaaabomber got caught...

>>45160025
bold of her to assume anon checks his mailbox

>>45160025
>>45160037

>She just gets fed up of anon not replying to her letters
>Last one even had (written) nudes in it!
>Just mails herself to his door
>Writefairy through the letter box
>Anon never stood a chance - and will spend the rest of his days as an editor and motivation for hag writefairy to write the great american novel
>Pretty comfy all in all

It's Nopenber, and I'm feeling particularly motivated. Proof that I can crank these out something more than a glacial pace when I want to.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49777792/chapters/129839338

I'll probably do another chapter or two of the story, then take a small break to write a few other things. I promised Hydra Anon I'd write one of his requests, and I think I'm about a year overdue at this point.

>>45160070
Excellent

>>45160070
groovy

>>45157743
>Kejourou
Did... did they just hire a prostitute to hang out with me?
I mean, I do have a fetish for "prostitute" MGs so...

>>45160070
very fast, good job.
great week for writefags all around

milky monsters mammaries

>have an onimusha "wife"
>does whatever I ask her always keeping the same stoic face
>doesn't talk much
>sex is rather normal, although she doesn't take much of an initiative
>doesn't even molest me out of her own volition
>I want to make things more exciting
>I order her to rape me
>after a few seconds she comes up to me grabs me like a ragdoll, throws me onto the bed and then starts pummeling me with her pussy
>this is neat but I don't think my body can handle it just yet
>I ask her to stop but she doesn't react
>I order her to stop but she still isn't stopping
>end up getting fucked until I pass out
>I should have set a safeword

>>45160133
I'm more into professionals.

>>45160138
how does one get a onimusha

>>45157743
>What do you two get up to today?
Hopefully cuddle, maybe she can teach me some of her native tongue. Drink a bit. Nothing special alone, but it would be with her. Maybe I'd try the Shogloaf.

>>45160167
Step 1. Locate ancient battlefield, preferably one that had a few notable warriors or two that fell there, hopefully in a place that is difficult to reach or find so as to prevent looting or errant necromancers.
Step 2. Actually reach said ancient battlefield.
Step 3. Hope the veil is thin enough that one of the fallen knights/Samurai who still has lingering honor in them raises up to find service.
Step 4. Hope she isn't pissed at you for interrupting their resting ground and challenges you to a duel.

>>45160119
>great week for writefags all around
>Magus, Dothog, Murloc, L-man
So good.
What are your favorites at the moment and are you all working on anything?

>>45160210
Hmm, meant Dogface. Brain shit the bed there.

>>45160178
I wonder what girl can do unbirth.

>>45160235
none interested me

>>45160070
Awwrigght.

>>45160259
Is magus still doing kinda edgy or did he go full fluff?

>>45160070
>tfw haven't been reading because I don't want to catch up and have to wait

So I have the perfect plan:
>during P.E. class we have Anon’s childhood friend Cheshire prankster get steal the clothes from his locker
>at the same time, during swimming lessons, the deluded mermaid girl that keeps claiming he is her destined prince charming will “accidentally” pull down and rip off his swimming trunks
>Anon will be forced to come running to the locker room but will have nothing left
>at that time, our majestic director perfect Lilim will enter for rescue and warm him up with her embrace. Convince anon he can’t keep holding his dick like that and that it’s okay to hide her between her thighs and she will take the burden of protecting him for the rest of the school day
>Anon eventually cums from the thighs alone but gets addicted to them and asks me to manage his ejaculations for the rest of the day
>then he eventually agrees to marry the Lilim principal and always sleep naked together warming each other’s body
Win-Win

>>45160210
I really liked all of them

>>45160281
I am just going to hide between the two hellhounds in the locker room, they can shield my naked body from the prying eyes of those lewd and lavicious monsters. My plan is flawless and I can see no downsides.

>>45160281
>Lilim principal

Lilims are total dorks Anon. They don't have real jobs. Are you sure you don't mean Hakutaku principal? Wait, is this a private school? Those are always Danukis.

Denying a childhood friend her husband is a crime against mamono society. If she really is a Lilim, she's going to get spanked so hard by Mom.

>>45160101
I wonder how a Kej would react if I paid for the "girlfriend experience"

Whats the best 'bad' end? I think losing to the leader of an Orc warband is pretty good.

>>45160277
The wait is torture, I know.

>>45160322
I always thought losing to mooks and getting turned into a 24/7 breed slave in their rape cave would be pretty bad.

>>45160322
Marrying an alp.

>>45160281
no

>>45160070
'nopenber'?

>>45160267
"""Edgy""" femdom, it's really well written but I can't read it without going mad at the retard mc who never lose it.

>>45160340
The month of writing.

>>45160210
Oh looks like andy's adventure has been updated, I said nothing.

>>45160322
cow'd

>>45160348
from what ive read i liked how much the mc in one of the stories fought to not get raped

>>45160336
>Why would being the breeding stud for monsters in a rape cave be a bad end? Getting fed and loved on 24/7 in a dark pit with torches and oddball furniture taken from merchant caravans. Getting presented gifts when the warband comes back from a raid, fixing up the place to make your wives more comfortable, number 1 is getting running water to the rape cave so these gals can bathe properly, stinking is fine for the early days but making sure they are clean and healthy is even better. It's like being a househusband but without the destractions of modernity.

>>45160372
but I guess he lost right? I stopped reading his work after the Chesh bully, it was too much.

>>45160373
>seek out the finest quality
>get caught by mice
>can't even muster the will to even think it's that bad
it's a special kind of hell, anon. Even if you go super saiyan you are just going to be "the mice guy."

>>45160322
Anything that includes me losing is a really bad end.
I'm not kidding and Eros will make me win.

>>45160408
what is losing?

>>45160392
If I were caught by mice, for some silly reason or whatever, I would strive to make them the best mice girls and bandits the wildlands have ever seen, if there was somewhere we were lacking we would begin assimilating other tribes of beast girls who may be stronger as I am not personally into mice but by god they would be the most powerful mice ever seen by the time I am done.

>>45160417
In this context I think it means a monster having his way with him.

>>45160417
losing anything against someone else.

>>45160351
oh, im a writefag, how did i not know about this??

>>45160408
But losing is the most fun part as long as she's gentle about it. Eros is there to make sure you lose to the right one. The trick is to fight it for as long as possible to make the moment where you surrender/are defeated even better for both of you.

>>45160322
shotafied by a dark mage after taking shelter in her cabin. no escaping from someone twice your height that can make you cum by snapping their fingers.

>>45160443
Not everyone wants to get dommed like not everyone wants their wife to also be their mother.

>>45158683
But Pharaoh tiddy is soft.

>>45160438
It's not official or anything. Just something people do of their own accord

>>45160460
is it similar to kinktober, or is just normal writing? i couldn't find anything to do with it other than novermber being for writing novels.

>>45160455
>Not everyone wants to get dommed
Okay, fair I guess
>not everyone wants their wife to also be their mother
Why did you feel the need to bring that up?

>>45160483
It's an in thread contest complete with bad faith rules for entrants. Although what exactly that means combined with the mge rules requirement is impossible to say.

>>45160438
National novel writing month happens every year, sonny

>>45160496
it does seem far outside your particular scope of understanding

>>45160509
shut up faggot.

>>45160495
I just assumed you would overlap, kek

>>45160443
I don't want to lose, full stop. Especially in MGE where I can daydream about the me I'm not.

>>45160528
Minus my crippling depression I'm typically quite functional, asshole. Why you gotta be like that?

>>45160443
i agree, i like the chase, and i like my wife to be strong i think. id rather be forced to submit then do it of my own will.

>>45160542
Oh, don't take it so seriously anon. You know as well as I do mommy dom is probably the most popular fetish in the thread.

>>45160557
i dont think the thread is as much a fan of mommy dom as it is just plain old dom. honestly feel bad for the maledom fags.

>>45160322
get caught stealing from the dragon's hoard and then get added to the dragon's hoard

>>45160539
Fair enough.
>>45160557
I assumed you were one of the resident shitposters being unironic. My bad, then.

>>45160575
I probably classify mommydom too broadly.

>>45160582
>resident shitposters
Who?

>>45160593
If this isn't bait, I don't know what is.

If I have a fetish for catfights/wrestling which mamano should I go after and which should I avoid? I know salamanders and ogres are obvious picks, maybe onis too. Trying to think beyond musclegirls.

Do undead experience pain? If not then they'd be a great candidate. Wisps have a catty personality but having a cage for a body seems inconvenient.

>>45160606
consider redcaps

I'm gonna bully a dragon and nobody can stop me!
Especially not her since she seems to be into it.

>>45160599
Give names.

>>45160320
>Agrees to it
>Is very vague about her rates and when you pay her
>Tells you not to worry about it; that you’ll both get it sorted out later
>Months pass
>Still haven’t paid her
>Years pass
>Married with several kids
Ah

I'm going to marry a bunch of old lonely dragons only to divorce them a month later to take half their assets in court and no one can stop me!

>>45160629
Why don't you huggle a yeti, anon

>dungeon crawling with dragon zombie
>she's been watching for the last ten minutes as you try to solve a puzzle to open a door
>finally she gets up, solves the puzzle in five seconds, then sits back down
>you look at her with surprise
>"you never told me you were smart"
>she shrugs
>"you never asked"

>>45160210
I'm glad magus and murloc are still writing. I'm really enjoying both.
I'll be happy if I can get Spotted finished before the month's end and then maybe either a side story or something for the contest.

>>45160721
>puzzles with the answer on the wall kept the dragon priests stumped for years
Don't feed bad, anon. For years I didn't know the claws had the answer on the model.

>>45160645
No, if you complain about someone, name them.

>>45160721
maybe i should have sex with a monster instead of doing the slide puzzle

>>45160721
>this was the dungeon she guarded before she turned into a zombie
>still remembers all the puzzles, traps, and secret rooms even with her diminished intelligence
>lets her husband crawl through the dungeon like normal because she thinks he's having fun

>Legitwho turned Andy into a faggot
DAMN IT

>>45160753
I don't know what this means.

>>45160753
is that story worth reading?

I have some questions about Alraunes.

Are they physically attached to their flower? Or is it like a hermit crab situation where they find an empty flower and choose to habitate? Or maybe they sprout it themselves?

Another question. From the profile pic it looks like they have legs and feet. Is this accurate?

>>45160787
they're the whole plant but they can have legs and stuff if you feel like it

>>45160770
>Dark elves push humans to kill themselves
>Demon/succ/dark elves tortured men, several mentions
>Mamonos sleep around
>MC is an annoying dick

>>45160787
They are different from dryads in as much as a dryad is not the tree, whereas the alraune is the plant.
They can move if they've got enough mana or something like that.
Much cuter to imagine an anon 'repotting' an alraune though. Which just means he picks her up and moves her about (with a wheelbarrow if she's big).

>>45160727
I am loving spotted. Your mad hatter is great and it's nice seeing a less appreciated girl be in the limelight.

>>45160787
im farily sure they ARE the flower, but magic that lets them move around is really easy to learn. so, they can move around with a bit of transformation magic. same with lamais and stuff.
i dont think they have the whole leg, and probably not feet until they use the aforementioned transformation magic.

I for one am a cultured gentleman that wants a wife that's also a daughter.

>>45160795
Is this stuff the focus or is it background to something good?

>>45160831
gross

>>45160795
He's so popular here. I never would have guessed.

>>45160803
thank you anon. I'm glad you're liking it. hatters are probably my second or third favourite girl behind gremlins.

>>45160831
>half of the general wants wifes that are also moms
>other half wants wifes that are also daughters
Why can't you guys just be normal? You're disgracing what it is to have a family.

>>45160850
why would i be here if i was normal?

>>45160833
the mc being a dick and getting smothered by a demon general is the focus, anything else is in the background but it has s have been brought back a lot in the last chapters.
>>45160844
fuck off mick

>>45160850
I want a cat to sit on my face but I don't want her to pat my head and reassure me about it.
>"Just breathe anon."
>"it's okay."
>"Just enjoy the mommy smell."
I don't actually know what a daughterwife is that a regular women doesn't do anyway.

>>45160852
You don't have to be completely normal. Just stop wanting to fuck your own family members and blood relatives.

>>45160848
A man of diverse and eclectic taste.

>>45160872
i'd probably only go for adoptive

>>45160873
desu my favorites change as I write and read stories. My opinion on echidnas went up when I wrote a story about echidnas. Same thing with bogies and with manticores. But gremlins will remain #1.
Best girl.

>>45160790
>>45160801
>>45160805
Would an Alraune would get mad if I just humped her flower parts like the outside petals while ignoring her human form?

>>45160888
Equivalent of fucking a girl's knee pit. By all means, fertilizer is fertilizer.

Senko fox.

>>45160888
itd be the equivilent of humping their elbow. long as you cum on her she's probably fine with it.

>>45160850
>>45160872
A wife that's daughter-like, not a daughter that's wife-like. Very noticeable distinction.

>>45160850
Ain't nothing sacred no MORE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kApg5tuVe8

>>45160882
It's like that sometimes. My favorites have stayed fairly static, but the number of girls I deeply appreciate like cupids, krakens, and yips have slowly expanded.
Guess I'm a whore.

>>45160944
it happens

>>45160907
Maybe to you. I don't have a daughter or a wife so wouldn't know.

>>45160844
here some examples from the chapter I was reading
>“Who knows? I kind of want to massage your prostate with my tail when I’m riding you, just to see your reaction.”

>“Yes! It’s a mechanical device, just like your gizmos. I think you’ll LOVE it!”
>“Oh, really?”
>I don’t think I’ll like it…
>“Yes! It might have a scary nickname, ‘pear of anguish’, but don’t let that turn you down~”

>“Ah~ finally we can sleep in a bed… even if it’s just one night. Hmm, I think I’ll find a guy to rape~”
>“Goodnight Andy, Annalise, I’ll go upstairs… fuck, I kinda want to rape a guy too now… but I’m tired too…”

That might be fun. Tell me your top three, followed by three others that you love but are reasonably different.
The domme trio:
>Demon
>Hellhound
>Manticore
The snuggle squad:
>Yeti
>Bunyip
>Cupid

>>45160962
So do I have to never reply to his posts now or what?

>>45160962
>I kind of want to massage your prostate with my tail when I’m riding you, just to see your reaction
I see nothing wrong with this. Sounds like a good time to me.

>>45160977
t. alp

>>45160977
A lot of anons get insecure about butt stuff. It's the ultimate symbol of love and trust.

>>45160944
The girls I've gained the most appreciation for are probably automatons, who I enjoyed writing about, and apophis weirdly.
I think sneks have grown on me a lot, but also Magus' Nauraea from journey of the magi was very good.
I think a good writefag can completely change your impression on a girl. Chimera's I didn't even think about until I read amoeba's story about them.

>>45160985
I don't typically bring up specifics of my fantasy sex life, /d/ or otherwise, but it does always seem weird to me how prudish some anons are despite the whole fucking point of the setting.
If you like something and it feels good, do more of it. If you don't and it doesn't, do less. Monstergirls will love you no matter what.

>>45160977
>>45160985
>>45161013
t. homos that aren't even bothering with the closet

>>45161022
fellas is it gay to fuck your monstergirl wife?

>>45157743
>Wonderworm
There's only one option, and I'm cool with it. No holes in the floor, but also no chance that cuddly sex doesn't happen if I have anything to say about it.

>>45161026
>>45161013
being ass raped by a girl is gay.

>>45161026
Nta but quit it with the mind games alp we know what you are.

>>45161036
It's just the tip of her claw, I swear.

>>45161026
If you want to be fucked you are gay, it doesn't matter what you cope with wanting in your ass.

>>45161046
Whatever you say king of the faggots.

>>45161046
I hope that you're trolling, just for this I will never do a prostate exam

>>45161036
>>45161040
>>45161050
My waifu loves me Imperials. Can you say the same?

>>45161057
Yes, and I don't need to get my ass raped to achieve it.

>>45160753
When did that happen?

>>45161078
just the usual shit-stirring

>Dr Anubis is here to perform your prostate exam

>>45161078
read thread.

>>45161090
>Touches your butt
>counts as deflowered
>married
Congrats on marrying a doctor, you sly fox.

>>45161104
She was courteous and gentle, magic is a hell of a way to practice internal medicine.

>>45161087
What anon posted says something else.

>>45161136
LegitWho is on the third page of AO3. Last updated Oct 12th.
And who gives a shit what someone posts outside of the threads. Stop trying to force drama here.

All men should submit to yandere monsters.

>>45161169
>not appreciating the morality police

>>45161169
He posts regularly here and he's a drawfag too now

>>45161118
>Dr Fairy starts putting on scuba gear

>>45160966
top 3, aka, overdosing on aphrodisiacs:
>Manticore
>High Orc
>Hatter
Manticore spines, H'orc scent, Hatter sweets/drinks.
Other top 3, aka no escape.
>Mind flayer
>Dark mage
>Will-o-the-Wisp
Trapped as squid. Trapped inside dark mage clothes. Trapped inside wisp cage.

>>45161192
What has he drawn?

I really do massively prefer mindflayer classic. The idea of something squirming and also living in your brain is rather erotic to me. Perhaps she manifests as a hallucination, or psychic energy? Or just grows up and pops out later, forever linked to your mind.

>>45161217
Pretty sure he drew the plumber-bus the other month. I have nothing against him. He offered to draw me something when I was having a bad night.

>>45161224
So in a way you want to give birth to your wife?

>>45161217
foxhag, ushi oni and muscles

>>45161216
I'm honestly a bit surprised it's taken this long for a reply. Guess anons would rather drama post.

>>45161249
i was thinking for a while

>>45161170
We're out of white snakes, is purple okay?

>>45161274
No

>>45160966
Top three:
>Unagi joro
>Hakutaku
>Demon

Those aren't really themed so picking "reasonably different" girls is kind of a default. I guess I'll have a tea party or something.
>Pyrow
>Wonderworm
>Hatter

>>45161290
based favourites, anon.

>>45157743
>roll
>Living Doll
>she says she just wants to 'play games'
>and she brought her play friends with her
>twin loli Lesser Succubi
>It's all legit, right? They're totally legal-lolis, not some innocent little girls who just started playing with a doll, right?
>today will be an interesting day
>tomorrow hopefully the Portals open or I'll probably be in jail...

Sometimes you're better off not reading the WG

>>45160966
Chesh
bunyip
Kiki
I don't like anything that could be considered different.

>>45160966
Top three
>lilim
>malef
>dragon

3 that are top tier are also
>tsurara onna
>mershark
>krampus
I'm either a power slut or a sucker for feminine tomboys

>>45161433
t. weak bitchboy

>>45160966
Top 3
>Wight
>Demon
>Dark Mage

The different 3
>Dragon
>Lich
>Salamander

>>45160966
Top 3--gap moe galore (at least in my mind):
>Ushi-Oni
>Oomukade
>Arachne

Women who give me everything I want... maybe too much of it:
>Demon
>Devil
>Shoggoth

>>45160966
>>45161460
>>45161449
>>45161290
Demons too strong

>anons from the monster girl thread:
>I’m gonna nowayfag most of the monster girls I find
>also anons from the monster girl thread:
>Sure I’ll accept the part-time job as the single butler in the Butler Cafe where I will call them ojou-sama or act tsun according to their preferences like a manslut

>>45160831
>be Anon
>Portals!
>hot little Loli-Succ
>he's petite, her mouth is only as high as Anon's crotch
>calls Anon "Daddy", dresses in seifuku, etc
>looked almost comically inflated when pregnant
>now Anon has three Succ-daughters
>
>Anon walks into the kitchen to see what's for breakfast
>Loli-Succ ass bent over the table, nopantsu, schlicking on the corner
>Anon steps in behind her...
>...as his L-S waifu comes in from the pantry...
>...Anon pats his daughterfu on the ass and sends her off to the school bus
>then bends his waifu over the table ofc

>>45161472
you're just describing you being a faggot.

>>45161465
For many of us, submitting to a loving owner is objectively the best end.

>>45161274
Purple is preferable, thank you. A monster being purple is always a sign that they're right for me.

>>45161472
>telling a monster girl that you're not really into her but you'll take what you can get

>>45161472
>he doesnt realize its to bait hags into grabbing them and carrying them off

>>45158660
Dangerous fox... Needs ear rubbing correction...

>>45161494
monster pussy is monster pussy. You know you would.

>>45161465
I could beat a demon. She'll be signing my contract

>>45161500
>Ear rubbing
You might break her.

>>45161487
Really, I just want a blue succ, but I figure a chill demon is close enough.

I'm still mad, what a fucking waste

>>45161554
Anon?

>>45161568
What?

>>45161573
Why are you mad?

>be high school history teacher
>monster girls are in our classes now that things have died down
>things should be somewhat safe
>most of them are chasing boys their age and I seem to be getting ignored
>there are a few delinquents in the senior class this year
>the most notorious being a Hellhound and her Inari cousin
>Hellhound gets into fights with other monster girls all the time
>skips classes semi-regularly to smoke
>either sleeps through class or spends the entire time with her legs kicked up reading comics and manga
>Inari outwardly maintains an image of the perfect student
>but secretly she's been stealing quiz and test answers and selling them to other students
>also has been responsible for accidents all across the school
>resulting in many incidents
>the baseball team's catcher falling face first into an Ushi Oni's crotch
>the choir teacher tripping, losing his pants, getting pricked by a Manticore barb and ending up balls deep inside one of his Unicorn students during a state invititational
>the principal's chocolate milk getting replaced with Extra Thick Chocolate Holstaur Milk which resulted in her becoming a Holstaur
>the entire chess club getting locked in the gymnasium while the Equestrian Club (all Centaurs) were in estrus
>all totally accidents that she was definitely not responsible for
>nobody but myself knows she's responsible
>I only know because the two of them hang out in a nook of the school that's directly under the windows to my classroom which I open during lunch to air out teenager stank
>decide to start eating my lunch in my classroom to avoid the principal who keeps asking if I want fresh milk with my lunch
>one day, I'm eating my homemade bulgogi when I smell smoke and hear something at the window
>turn to see the Hellhound poking her head up to look through the window
>what the fuck we're on the third floor
>we're looking at each other silently when I hear her stomach growl
>tell her to put out the cigarette and climb in
>she does
>holy shit it worked
>she's never listened to any-
>hit with sudden inspiration
>offer her the rest of my meal
>her tail is thumping the entire time she's eating it
>inquire as to why she's not eating lunch
>reveals that she always sleeps in and forgets to grab lunch money
>my plan can commence
>offer to share meals with her
>her ears perk up and her tail starts going nuts
>but I have conditions
>ears droop and tail pauses mid-thump
>she has to go to every class
>she has to stop getting into fights
>she has to do her schoolwork
>she has to stop smoking, at least at school
>she sits in silence before standing up
>oh shit I'm about to be raped
>then she sets the empty bowl down, nods in agreement and walks out of the classroom
>next day she's in every class quietly doing her work
>the Red Oni she's been fighting lately tries starting something and is confused when she walks past ignoring her challenge
>shows up in the classroom right at the beginning of lunch
>eats the meatloaf I made, tail thumping the entire time
>as she's leaving to go to her next class after lunch, she pauses and asks if I like tofu
>yeah sure, I'll make it tomorrow
>next day, the Inari is with her
>holy shit, this plan keeps getting better
>lay down the same rules for her
>no more accidents
>no more stolen quiz and test answers
>she immediately agrees, practically drooling when I open the bowls of mapo tofu
>three weeks later, we're sharing our regular meal when Hellhound says she's going to make me her husband
>Inari interjects and says she's going to make me her husband
>raise a hand and tell them that nothing of the sort is going to happen because they're my students and that would be wrong
>they share a look in silence and then nod in agreement
>get praise from all my fellow teachers for solving the two biggest troublemakers
>graduation day comes and I'm sitting there watching with pride as they collect their diplomas
>the moment the ceremony is over, I notice them making a beeline for me
>wow, they're moving pretty fast
>find myself lifted into the air and they sprint outside carrying me
>oh shit what
>notice a limo outside with a JUST MARRIED sign on all sides
>oh shit it's happening
>their parents are holding the doors open
>they rush me inside, the doors are slammed shut and the Dhampir driver takes off
>barely have time to think before my pants are ripped off and they both dive face first at my dick
>wake up two days later big-spooning Inari and getting big-spooned by Hellhound
>well, at least they waited until they weren't my students
>decide that it's finally time to pursue that restaurant I always wanted to open
>feel Hellhound squeeze me closer as Inari presses her back against me
>better make sure it's full of meat and tofu dishes

Am I even human.

>>45161597
Are you dancer?

>>45161585
Because I'm becoming even more a retard and can't enjoy most things produce here. A bunch of words made me grit my teeth to the point where my jaw hurts.

>>45161630
Produced*

>>45161630
It never ceases to amaze how many people force themselves to consume things that make them angry and blame other people for it

>>45161630
Oh boy, what words set you off?

>>45161472
>be Anon
>Portals
>there is a crowd of expectant mamonos around the portal exit, all waving, shouting, and only being held back by a thin cordon of Trumparts
>a Tismwan with a clipboard is at the head of a processing queue, she takes each Anon's name, his preference, and 'take a ring from the bag for your waifu' sends them out into the crowd
>She records Anon's name, and reacts oddly when Anon says 'Bicorn'
>she points Anon to an Inn at the end of a dark alley
>the alley is filled with every kind of mamono on Anon's S-tier list, all desperately begging for an Anon, but they're all getting taken by high-tier mamonos as soon as they get through Tismwan's check
>Anon ignores them all, has to physically fend off a few, until he finally gets to the Inn
>the Barkeep is a perfect Bicorn
>"Hi, Hun, what can I get for you?"
>Anon just hands her the ring
>After a momentary stunned gasp, she jumps the bar at a standing leap to hug her new Husbando to her heaving bosom
>"Oh, Darling, I've been waiting here so long, running this Bar, oh I can't wait to get started. Now let's get you filled with dark-mana so we can consumate our marriage!"
>Bicorn waifu gallops over to the inn door and swings it wide
>"Alright you losers, my Husbando is here, so form an orderly line, no pushing..."
>Ohshit!

>>45160966
Getting absolutely zooted with some nice ladies:
>Hatter
>Satyros
>Nurarihyon

Underdark bullies:
>Dark Elf
>Arachne
>Ogre

>>45161597
Is this real life?

>>45161669
Is this just fantasy?

Need me a lean, muscle mino right now

>>45161695
Caught in a landslide.

>>45161654
>Otter_eating_watermelon.png
I wasn't expecting to hate it. 1 year ago it was fine, I don't understand why it changed or why I can't read it now.
>>45161656
Things written in current thread.

>>45161695
Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.

>>45161487
A high intelligence msgk full of erogenous zones and weak points is what it's really about.

>>45161654
I know, right?

>>45161709
Portal escape to reality

Really need me a lean, muscle mino right now

>>45161776
Portal will never happen, fuck you

>>45161776
>minos on social media post their bodyfat ratios like the ones you see on beef in the grocery store

>>45161798
Gimme that 96% lean, grade A beef

>>45158893
>be dad Anon
>your daughter still hasn’t given up on trying to sleep with you
>try and bear with it
>you don’t want to get in to another screaming match with your wife nor do you want to see your daughter bawl her eyes out again
>suddenly remember the boy you see her constantly talking to and hanging around with at school when you go to pick her up
>a plan has been hatched
>the next day
>wait for your daughter to get in your car and quickly lock it after getting out
>run over to the boy and try and convince him to get with your daughter
>”I don’t like her like that though.”
>offer to pay him
>hear someone clear their throat behind you
>it’s the boy’s parents
>realize you look like a total creep offering to pay a small boy to practically have sex with your daughter
>apologize and quickly get back to your car before speeding off
>”What was that all about?”
>Nothing, honey
>”Ooook~”
>daughter rubs you crotch with her tail while you drive the both of you home in silence
>god damn it

>>45161660
>walk up to Tismwan
>give her my name
>don't grab ring, it's unnecessary
>she sits there waiting for me to announce my preference
>simply say Druella
>a loud gasp runs through the crowd
>another challenger has arrived
>she steps out of a portal behind me and looks down at me with a smug look on her face
>how will I prove myself
>simply hand her a cardboard box
>she opens it and looks inside
>her whole face turns red as a tomato and she tosses the whole box through a portal
>hold my hands out and give her a smug smile of my own
>she leaps into my arms, still blushing
>I walk through the portal
>it's time to start our marathon of every single Star Trek series and movie
>hear Tismwan go, "What the actual fuck just happened," as the portal dissipates behind us

>>45161811
>hear Tismwan go, "What the actual fuck just happened,"
She should know, she's been waiting for someone to do the same with Civ CDs.