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Trick question, they are all sluts.

Mokou, right?

>>4515094

Reimu is not a slut as shrine maidens can't the cock or else they lose their power/her nanomachines, Marisa only cares about magic and has no time for love, Sakuya is a cold and emotionless killing machine, also perfect meido, Mokou lives to RIP AND TEAR moonfags.

Sanae.

>>4515107

>Marisa
>no time for love
>witch of love

the white background

>>4515113

Her spells are powered by, and consume, the power of love. Every time she master sparks, the divorce rate spikes.

>>4515129

sup 8-bit theatre

Sakuya due to PERFECT MAID ALL DAY EVERY DAY.
Mokou due to RIP AND TEAR MOONBITCH...when I can be bothered, also see picture.

>>4515131

Would you rather I reference Dominic Deegan?

Mokou obviously.

>>4515142

no :(

>>4515131
I wish he'd end it already. It's not funny anymore.

>>4515142
Please refrain from mentioning that piece of shit ever.

>>4515153

It was never funny, you were just young.

>young
>mokou

>>4515153

stopped reading a while ago, lol @ it still going.

A miko does not need to be chaste. Reimu also needs to get money for food somehow, and I'm sure the oldest profession exists in Gensokyo.

As mentioned, Marisa is the witch of love.

Mokou is older than dirt, and is always in the human village.

For Sanae, see Reimu.

Answer: Sakuya.

>>4515167

Sakuya is too busy cleaning the SDM and making cookies for Remi to slut it up.

>Mokou is older than dirt, and is always in the human village.
Well, always around the Human Village. Akyu (the Liar) surmises she lives in the Bamboo Forest of the Lost. However, even she agrees Mokou acts rather aloof and antisocial.

Of one thing I am certain: Sakuya fans are the worst.

Mokou is a nice, well-behaved young man.

You can't be having a thread without me, can you?

>>4515281
Don't forget she also has a centuries old and dusty vagina.

>>4515094

Akyu and Yukari are the biggest liars in Gensokyo. If Gensokyo were to move forward and grow, Yukari has to die or change her "bubble" philosophy.

ie, expand Gensokyo's territory, transform itself into a new planet, etc.

The Moriya Shrine is doing the right thing.

>>4515488
>none
You mean: "Keine"

Trick question : None of them are sluts.

>>4515094
>Mokou
>young

Um

>>4515486
Moriya is the imperialists to Yukari's isolationist ways?

>>4515491
Keine of the them are sluts? That doesn't make sense.

>>4515501

inb4 captain perry touhou

>>4515503

>>4515503
Google translate
>None of them are sluts
to German.

>>4515508

>>4515528

Reimu is pure

Reimu is poor

Reimu is mue

>>4515569

>>4515584

Reimu is a cow.

Reimu has poor business sense, or she's just desperate.

>>4515486
>>expand territory

Oh yeah that's a good idea, letting in all those people who don't believe in magic and forced Gensokyo to be sealed away in the first place won't end badly. Plus there's no way in hell anyone would notice Japan suddenly vanishing from the face of the earth!

>young
hurr hurr

Besides that, Mokou is obviously not the slut.

>>4515596

GENSOKYO WILL GROW LARGER!

>>4515610
The Zone is expanding.

Before we can deduce who is and who isn't a slut, we must first determine what a slut is. A slut must meet two requirements in order to be considered a slut:

1) A slut does not discriminate with who she has intercourse with. In other words, she will do it with anyone and everyone.

2) A slut engages in intercourse soley based on her love of cock, and she must not be doing it to get anything else out of it. In other words, having sex with a slut must come at no cost to the person doing it with her.


Let's take a look at the candidates:

Reimu is a whore--Because of her lack of income, she will demand donations before anyone has a go with her. She may do it with everyone, but doing it with her will come at a cost.

Marisa is a thief--She will seduce people just to steal things from them. She may do it with everyone, but attempting to do it with her will come at an extremely high cost.

Mokou is a bitch and a lesbo--She'll only do it with Keine. She may do it for free, but she won't do it with everyone.

Sakuya is a lesbo--She will only have yuri sex with Remilia and possibly Meiling. She may do it for free, but she won't do it with everyone.

By using this deductive reasoning based on these two requirements, I think I've pretty much exausted all the non-sluts in the picture.


Conversely, the only real slut on the list is Sanae--She is kind, generous, "open" to everyone, is more than eager to collect "faith" from everyone at no cost, and has a nice, sexy figure. She is the perfect candidate for the "slut" category.

Marisa is the pimp.

Not Moukou~

>>4515693
> 1) A slut does not discriminate with who she has intercourse with. In other words, she will do it with anyone and everyone.
Touhous have no opportunity to choose, not even when doing same-gender intercourse.

>>4515727

A slut wouldn't care either way.

>>4515693
Its a sad day when being kind and generous makes one a slut.

>>4515094
Sakuya.

What's with all this "Reimu has to whore herself out to have money to live off of" nonsense?

Not only is she a shrine maiden, she's THE shrine maiden responsible for keeping Gensokyo from blowing up, falling apart, fading away, or some other such catastrophic fate. Even if the villagers don't donate, they'll at least send her rice to eat. No one wants her to starve.