/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45144480
See if I can punch a hole in the wall and touch my fluffy hat.

>>45144480
you will never be a woman please stop making us live your fantasies

How about you start off OP

>>45144558
The cute looney princess isn't worst possible person to swap with but I do not trust her ass with my body. Try and find her (or myself now I guess?) ASAP before this state of affairs starts giving her any delusions

>>45144613
Wait, are you this guy >>44978941

If so, please visit a psychiatrist. There is help available for you

>>45144625
Nah. Besides personally more preferring hags like Yukari and Friends, I can't really see myself using this to get off or anything. At least not until I have confirmation where Kotohime is first.
Also why would you force me to see this?

>>45144625
Maybe youkai aren't so bad after all

>>45144644
I still think you should visit a psychiatrist and get yourself institutionalized because the fact you made this thread means you're severly mentally ill

>>45144480
Masturbate of course

>>45144480
I enjoy a lifestyle of getting drunk in a hot spring all day. Maybe panic a bit when I realize that I have no idea how to run a business.

>>45144480
Try my best to find her and switch back. While I wouldn't defile her, I would indulge a bit to answer the question of "how fluffy?" Following that we'd give the wizard the ole fortune teller treatment and probably part ways after. I love her but I don't wish to be her nor do I just want her for her body.
She'd hate being out of her body, and since it's mine and not great I'd feel really bad that she got the short straw. Unless you're mentally ill you're comfortable in your own body. Getting used to different height, gait, strength, health, mental capacity, and magic ability would be some awful whiplash I'd never wish upon anyone.

>>45144480
Nuke Israel

>>45144480
Remind you that your autogynophilic fantasies are cancer and that you will never be a girl, then tell you to kill yourself.

Hey anons what would you do to this anon >>45147848 when he gets turned into his favorite 2hu?

>>45144480
This will disappoint you but my first order of business is to polymorph myself back into a man. And since my waifu is Ran I'll turn myself into picrel. I will endeavor to fix this situation since I dont want my waifu to suffer by inhabiting my subhuman body. I'll also make it so that I can stay in Gensokyo even when I (or Ran since shes smart) fixes the situation by using magic to anchor myself there. And I'll make sure to fluff my new tails. Might ask Yukari for help or I might not since she's a bitch and she may be the cause of all this. But if shes not she might understand the gravity of the situation.

>>45147758
only keyed answer in this thread, YNBAW OP

>>45147848
>>45148979

>>45144480
>I get changed into Sakuya
>I am now a maid with big boobs
It is all I ever wanted. As a bonus I can complete projects faster because time can get stopped while I work on them. My first order of business would be to try to figure out how to operate my time magic.

I don't really care about the knives part and probably wouldn't do anything with knives.

>>45144480
I think I would panic and run around crying and beg people like Reimu for help

>>45144480
I would find yukari and ask her to gap myself in so i can marry myself

>>45151393
Could I marry you too

>>45151511
My heart only belongs to Meiling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y0ckB_2EaA

>>45144480
Sigh in relief that I can continue being a NEET, and find something to read. I'll learn the magic formula to turn back once I get bored

>>45147848
>>45150816
>>45144524
>"NOOOOO you're never allowed discuss anything related to a Media Trope that's existed since 1882 ever again because of post-nsfw tumblr massacare morons on Twitter!"
There are like 5 other boards better suited for this discussion and /jp/ is not one of them. Trying to argue this on the same board where anons discuss Mamizou Futatsuiwa teasing them with her feet is like trying to convince Hot Topic to add a "for kids" section to their stores

>>45144480
Eat some carrots.

Geez, i don't know what to do with these...

>>45154475
Slap them around and give me my money back.

rape Byakuren

>>45154675
well that's not very nice

>>45154475
Those are for the children we'll have together

>>45144508
which character does this describe?

>>45154687
nue isn't very nice.

Remove my ofuda to see if I become ex-rumia

There is a serious lack of lewd stuff

Not a homo so i'd look for a way to switch back

Ah yes, I become a man turned lady as a man.

>>45163778
That is by design of the OP. This kinda thread wouldn't be as fun if it was just coomposting for 310 posts

>>45165135
It wouldn't be fun but it would be horny and degenerate

Like now for instance I have my pants down and masturbating to the idea of fucking anons while I'm turned into my favorite 2hu. (I'm typing with 1 hand right now)

>>45144480
>Mokou
So, wait, do I get to be immortal or is Mokou now immortal in my old body?

>>45166356
You become immortal anon since you're in her body

>>45166356
Are you willing to find your old body and kill it so you can keep the immortality for yourself?

>>45166356
that is a...
good question actually. Presumably at least the brain or soul are exchanged via the swap so does the brain/soul carry over Mokou's abilities? or does it stay with her body?

>>45172348
Depends on if that magic is something that is learned or something that is inherent. Inherent probably stays with the body but learned she could probably do in the new body as long as she still knows how. That said, her brand of magic might not work so well in a regular human body that can't regenerate faster than it can burn.

>>45153259
Well said. Both /pol/tards and trannies need to leave jaypee.

>>45166356
>>45172348
It goes with Mokou herself since otherwise it's trivial to escape the horrific and infinite existence you consigned yourself to since you could body swap with a cat or some shit and finally die. The soul is what makes the body and it doesn't matter how many times the body is destroyed or reduced to atoms, the soul is immutable and will always generate a new body. Souls are immortal, the body is mortal, but they can still be altered and destroyed. The elixir makes the soul truly immortal and can never be destroyed or changed.

>>45172589
So if you go kill Mokou she'll come back as Mokou again and you can have clone lesbian sex with Mokou (real) and Mokou (you)?

>Yukari
oh I am fubbernucked

>>45181619
Oh you'll be fucker nutted alright

>>45144480
Eat more while forgetting that I could kill all bad people of this gay earth with mere thought

>>45154475
I would molest Orin anon

Consume everything

1.masturbate
2.molest my housekeeper
3.molest my imouto
4.breakfast

>>45144480
be very confused for a hot minute or three before panicking, then going to eirin to have a really weird conversation. she'd probably have a teleporter on hand and some drug to fix everything, which goes for all the anons in the thread

i don't really fancy living until the hypothetical heat-death of the universe, but more importantly have finals in like three weeks and don't think immortal hobo over here can beat them without studying

>>45200969
>don't think immortal hobo over here can beat them without studying
Shoulda picked a history degree.

>>45144480
i'm not able to immediately decide who my favorite 2hu is before the wizard casts his spell, also i have partial aphantasia so i transform into the ultimate lifeform

>>45201013
If I were a rogue wizard I'd turn you into Hona and make you my wife

>>45201013
you're cute

I would say 'this situation won't reverse itself soon'.

>>45151854
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>>45199448
Damn we got the whole SCM in here

I would do this to the other anons that get turned into their favorite 2hus