/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I look at the pic
Then I exclaim about how well drawn it is, and then I go back to the human village

>>45131667
"Please don't spit on me, thank you."
Walk off.

>>45131667
Don't waste it like that, my mouth is on the other side

>>45131667
Do a 360 and walk alway.

punch this bitch straight on her face.

how would she react if i pissed my pants on the spot

I ask her to kill me. She probably won't do it.

>>45131832
Not before she punch you first.

>>45131832
She catches your fist, laughs then twists it off.
You die from bloodloss with Yuuka cackling over your body, amazed at your complete retardation.


***********************BAD END*************************

>>45131940
>>45131967
i learnt the frog kung-fu from suwako-sama herself, i would never lose to this hippy bitchu.

>>45131667
"Uh...hi?"

I told her I am on my way back home. But as I am walking, I look behind me and I see her there walking the same direction as I am.
Should I be worried? Surely she can't be following me home.

>>45132060
You're screwed

>>45132060
Don't mind her, the Yuuk is just walking with you to make sure you get home safely. Afterwards, its only right to invite her in for tea and snacks as a reward. Afterwards it'd already be getting dark so its only natural to let her stay the night. Afterwards, it'd only be the act of a good host to keep her company till you both get tuckered out.
Really you should already be thanking her.

>>45132032
"Wrestling" naked with Suwako every other day doesn't count as leaving Kung Fu from her...

>>45132160
by learning women's weak points from the wise and powerful suwako-sama i can now defeat any woman. and yuuka is a woman.
OMAE WA MOU IKUTTEIRU!!!

>>45131667
"That wasn't very nice" :(

>>45132232
The powerdiff is too great anon, she can break your wrists just by slapping them you're going to die.

>>45132288
this is just propaganda spread by yuuka to ensure her terror reign from dissent.

God i love this flower woman

>>45132313
No, it's both true and a very effective deterrant.
Leave the 'Ka alone and your body will remain in a state of normal function, otherwise it is certain doom.
What kind of god even trains you to punch random people in the face?
If she wants her whorehouse of a shrine to remain intact she'd better learn some manners.

>>45131832
> punch this bitch stra-- ACK!!

>>45131845
Her maternal hag instincts would kick in.

>>45132378
>If she wants her whorehouse of a shrine to remain intact
wh-what the fuck did you say you mothafucker? you better not mess with the moriya clan, i'll have you know it's the most powerful gang in the whole gensokyo.

>>45132399
What is she about to inject me with

>>45132402
Only because the coochie yakuza operates in hell.

>>45132402
Oh, you think you can take on the Mugengang.
Cute. I bet you'd not even get past the gatekeeper, even if she was drunk again.
In fact, I bet your kiddy god wouldn't even be able to find the place without asking Reimu.

>>45132409
Don't question her. She's your mom now and knows what's best for you.

>>45132439
Is Yuuka a good mom? Kids would be creeped out by her....

>>45132500
Adults are creeped out and terrified by her. But kids get along with her just fine.

>>45132511
Great! I was planning on having her babysit my sweet Rumimi, so i hope i won't regret chosing her

>>45132556
>Babysit Rumimi
You'd better not be thinking about stealing my plan anon. That's patented!

Get a stiffy

>>45131667
> What do you do?
I undress, get on my knees and beg her to jerk me off while she eats me

>>45132614
Oh yeah? Well Rumimi likes me more than you! Give up!

>>45131667
Burn the garden down.

>>45132738
Very well, but I get Yuuka, it's only fair. And to visit her at weekends cough cough.

>>45132511
I'm a 35 year old manchild, does that count?

>>45131667
>"juicy" spittle
you disgust me, anonymous

if it's actually her i doubt she'd do that, but i'd love to have a conversation with Yuuka about gardening. if only because i've been trying and failing for years to grow herbs properly and she might have some tips

>>45132738
>>45132814
Please let Roomba spend time at Yuuka's. Medi and 'rumi will be sad if they don't get to see their friend often.

>>45132998
Sure! If staying at Yuuka's residence makes Rumimi happy, then i will let her spend some time there

I wonder how an interaction between these two would play out. I bet Yuuka would immediately mess with Kogasa, considering how she gets easily flustered and blushing!

>>45133176
I can imagine Kogasa "scaring" yuuka, only for it to backfire as the Sleeping Terror comes out for a second to show her how it's done.
And then Yuuka frantically tries to calm down a blubbering Kogasa, and a random onlooker dies of moe overdose.

>>45133176

>>45133176
My shitty headcanon would be Kogasa looking up to Yuuka as a role model for being a feared youkai.

>>45133232
>>45133196
Kogasa is the perfect victim for Yuuka's relentless pranking, she's gullible and can get easily turned into a blushing mess! Truly an amusing toy...
>>45133279
That's not really a shitty headcanon. Mine is that Kogasa and Yuuka are great friends and they play pranks on eachother!

>>45132914
A nice long conversation with Yuuka about gardening would be nice.

>>45133434
Beautiful image. That Mugenkan greenhouse is so lush and green that it's almost dreamlike.

>>45133704
Yuuka's beautiful garden is full of marvelous sights, like the greenhouse!

>>45133730
Pretty flowers all grown by a pretty lady

>>45133704
I will actually track you down and fight you for posting that shitty quality fucking image

>>45133827
For some reason it copied in a thumbnail. Here's a new picture as an apology

>>45133809
Image from the same artist

>>45131667
I spit back and ask her how SHE likes it!

>>45134135
You're gonna die bud

>>45134135

>>45134135
> I spit back and a-- ACK!!!!

>>45131667
Whip pants off and begin to rape. No bitch gets to assert any dominance over me.

>>45134231
Well that didn't go as expected anon

>>45134238
Me on the bottom.
I love my wife very much.

>>45134231
You read too much hentai doujins anon, hypnotism or whatever bullshit isn't gonna work on her.

>>45134311
Incorrect.

>>45134357
Picrel is what happened to a guy that tried that.
Lucky bastard.

>>45134231
What is such a cute lonely boy doing in my garden?
...
Oh....
...
Why did you take off your pants? Please put them back on. Do you want me to show you my greenhouse? There are so many beautiful flowers there, I'll let you take any of them! Come on, give me your hand, I won't hurt you!

>>45134141
>>45134152
>>45134160
Go on and kill me, it won't have you unspat upon, Yuuka!

>>45134575
> Go on and kill me, it won't have you unspACK!!!!

>>45134594
I laugh as I get stomped to death because now she is going to be covered in my blood in addition to that spit!

>>45131667
This thread makes my gonads feel unsafe...

What kind of youkai is she anyway? Could she be a super old and experienced magician?

>>45134911
She's a youkai. A very youkailike youkai.
A youkai's youkai, if you would. Youkai~

To be honest Yuuka is such a left handed screw I don't think you could categorise her like that. She is only expressible in terms of herself.

>>45134864
Yuuka won't harm them if you cooperate.

>>45134665
I don't think she's gonna eat right in the field. She'll just knock you out and take you back to her greenhouse to gut and butcher you. Maybe take you to a drinking party with other youkai.

Just spray her with Roundup you idiots. Agent Orange if you really want to mean business with this satanic sunflower.

>>45135575
But I don’t want to get lymphoma in the process. Is it really worth it?

>>45131667
I would probably be too shocked at being spat at, and just hurry away

Then I'd cry in my room a lit because having such a display of disdain and hate towards me would destroy me. I don't like to make people upset and angry at me. I wouldn't know what to do.

"Bullets don't work, anon~"

>>45135687
You should keep a look out. She might be at your front door or hiding somewhere in your house waiting to rape you

>>45135700
She is a neet who would never bother to leave her garden like that.

>>45135608
As long as you don’t use those chemicals too often, once or twice should not only be enough for Yuuka to get the message but prevent you from getting cancer.

>>45136147
The queen of flowers

Be careful around her.
At first you are just minding your own business
The next your are taking responsibility

>>45139941
I am ready

>>45139958
Just remember she'll want a big family

>>45139972
maybe I can teach our children not to be excessively violent and to value humans at least as much as flowers

>>45140176
Yuuka herself isn't very violent at all
she's so non-violent that Eiki bitched and nagged her for it

>>45140354
Despite labeling her as a massive threat Akyuu has also said she goes to the Human Village and she would only attack you if you harm her flowers or if you are strong enough to provide a good fight.

>>45139972
I will give her many cute daughterhus

>>45140540
Yuuka is just misunderstood! She means well, she just hates it when someone ruins her amazing garden she worked hard to built!

>>45131667
Pollinate her.

>>45141089
It might be hard to convince her, unless she also wants to fuck

>>45141214
I think she wants to convince me

>>45141255
Then you have no choice but to submit

>>45141214
Hard to convince her yet easy to trick her.

>>45141556
God damn look at those flaccid melons! Delicious!

>>45131667
First, you say NO! Then, you get OUTTA there!

I want text-based porn game, like DoL, only in the world of Toho and that the pc can move freely on it, and if caught 2hu - she raped him, and then carried away to eat him in pieces. For example, on the first day when Yuka catches you she eats your finger, on the second day she eats another finger, when your fingers run out she starts cutting off a piece of your hand with cylinders like in the pic. And all you're left to do is watch your body fade away with each passing day. When all that's left of you is your torso and head, Yuka won't be able to eat you piece by piece anymore and will have to eat you completely. That's the end of the game. What do you think? I'm ready to make this game myself.

>>45145503
I'd rather torture (you) with Yuuka as a date for us instead.
inb4 CBT, I mean ripping out teeth for laughs.

The answer is simple
Cry

I wanna smack Yuuka's fat butt

>>45158762
How will she react?

>>45159091
Odds = Death
Evens = Sex
Dubs = Marriage

>>45159559
Aw man.

>>45159559
*smack*

>>45159091
She would moan like the dirty slut she is

>>45161385
>5
Come here, Anon

>>45159091
A loud shriek of surprise, followed by her being stunned that anyone would dare spank her, followed by her getting madder and madder that you actually spanked her.

>>45159559
Any of these options are fine for me

>>45159091
I think she likes it

>>45159091
>>45158762
What if you kissed it?

>>45134911
Probably a Flower
/Plant Youkai

>>45159559
Witness my dubs, brothers.

>>45162086
Didn't marry, but still got sex.

>>45162092
Without marriage its meaingless. She did not even want to hold hands.

>>45162130
Indeed. Why sex when no intimacy

Give me flower wife or give me death;
For life without flower wife is but a walking shadow.

>>45132412
Yachie is a joke
>>45132419
They aren't even relevant anymore. Yuuka would be a carrying the rest of them so hard she'd need a neck brace.

>>45134395
I enjoy scary images of Yukka

Yuuka looks very happy to see me again

>>45180180
Her sunshine has come to brighten her day
She will make sure no one takes her sunshine away

>>45180180
Red or green eyed Yuukarin?
Second question; What is the perfect length of hair on a Yuuka? I'd say shoulder length, but long and short are good too.

>>45180259
Ruby eyes, long hair
Blood red eyes contrast well against the green of her hair, and symbolize danger being sexy
Long hair is an expression of health and fertility, and Yuuka is fertility incarnate

>>45180328
For some reason this reminds me that she canonically talks with love hearts, which I can only assume means that she is somewhere between sultry and cute, giving yet more credance to the theory that she is pure, raw and unrefined sexxo.

>>45180443
How would having sex with Yuuka be like? Violent or calm?

Ah, it’s been so lonely lately in the sunflower fields. Even the fairies hadn’t come to visit. It’s such a shame really, I was so proud of how well my little darlings had grown this season and now I was the only one to appreciate them.
Wait, there is someone. A man on his lonesome admiring my flowers? He must be a bachelor to be alone on such a nice day like this and not many men appreciated my flower fields who had the courage to come around. What an interesting visitor, I should go talk to him.
But how to approach such a visitor? Perhaps I should call to him from afar? No, that would be far too embarrassing a dignified woman such as myself must maintain her image. Then maybe I should walk past him and have him notice me naturally? He may choose to ignore me out of fear though, and I’d have to repay him for the insult, it wouldn’t do to make such a beautiful day bloody. I’ve got it! I’ll push myself against him, ask him which flower he’s looking at, but keep my gaze on my creations! Oh no, then he might think I’m some over friendly youkai and get weird ideas…
Greeting someone normally would be best after all! A little ‘My oh my, it’s rare to see a man who can appreciate flowers on a day like this’ would work perfectly! Just have to approach him naturally from behind and-
“My oh mh” I begin, but accidentally send a wad of spit at the back of the man’s head.
Oh, sweet genocide, this is so embarrassing. I’m probably red as a tomato right now to. Come on Yuuka, just put on a natural smile and pretend nothing happened…

>>45180900
No doubt she would like it rough and aggressive. You think she would be top but she starts to act submissive the moment you respond to her sexual advances.

>>45181129
The truest form of youkai moe.
Aggressive in the streets, meek in the sheets

>>45181129
I think she would be the top, like come on she's clearly meant to be dominant

>>45181162
>>45181129
>>45181143
All of you are blind to the real truth;
You're meant to both be really rough and tumble, if either of you don't feel like you've been violated you're doing it wrong.

>>45181193
Exactly

>>45181193
This. Also the less frequent you pollinate with Yuuka the more aggressive she gets. She would have you by the neck if it has been longer than a week and force you to fuck her.

>>45181282
Sounds hot as fuck

>>45131667
I really HATE flowers!

>>45182417
Do you also hate the blood in your body remaining inside it?

>>45182449
That too! And i hate Yuuka!

>>45182480
A sad life you must live then. I don't doubt for a second you ever planned to walk away from this encounter, am I wrong?
In a few short decades what little strength you have will fade, your eyes will dull, your bones will hurt and your teeth will crumble. What makes you so desperate to throw your life, short as it is away so quickly?

>>45182582
I'm sorry, that wasn't very nice, it's just that it's been a rough week...

>>45131667
I pay her back by projectile vomiting on her hair, exorcist style.

>>45182760
Get ready to die

>>45131667
Shoot one back

>>45180900
depends on the purpose
Yuuka would be meek and wholesome when its babymaking sex

>>45184995
But when it's not about babymaking...

>>45161444
>Trips
oh nononono

>>45185167
The trips of shi. This won't end well depending on how you see it

>>45180945
CUTE

>>45185091
It'll be about pelvis breaking
You'll just have to keep giving her more and more children to survive

>>45193228
Sounds good to me

Yuuka is dangerous
Yuuka is cute
Yuuka is dangerously cute

>>45196545
Don't forget being cutely dangerous!
Something something "Roses have thorns" something something...

Oh no I think she sees me

>>45197761
Yuuka's garden is probably a maze to prevent prey from escaping

>>45207439
I like to think it's a weird recursive space that she can manipulate.
It'd be pretty easy to hide the non euclidean geometry because all the flowers are like 9' tall, and she's probably totally capable of it if she can clone herself.

>>45207439
>>45207510
She sees through each sunflower and will know exactly where you are.
Just don't fight back and you will be fine.

>>45210563
Yuuka also owns a breas shop!

>>45212280
She gives you pain, or she gives you pain, and your attitude determines which one you get.

>>45131667
>Yuuka
AU AU AU AU MY BALLS!!!!!!

>>45212284
I want pain
>>45212306
Is there a ballbusting 2hu more sadistic than Yuuka?

>>45210563
Yuuka is very versatile!
She can be a baker, an ultimate sadistic creature, a misunderstood loner, a god, a kinda cool kinda creepy big sister, a botanist, florist, gardener, and most importantly, my wife.

>>45212632
Not if you keep bugging her like that!
Seriously, she might just crush them the next time. Maybe don't be like wriggle.

>>45215749
But i wanna be like wriggle

Some people talk about Youkai Moe, and apply it to Yuuka, but not me.
How can you categorize her so simply like that? Can you really say she's just a typical youkai?
Sure, she IS a youkai, but she's pretty backwards for one. She might do as she pleases all the time and get away with it for her strength, but what she wants to do is nothing more than make some pretty flowers for herself, and anyone else who comes by and doesn't misbehave.
Simply calling her a sadist is nothing but slander, she only beats up people who deserve it for being very rude, and she never crosses the line.
She may be capable of great destruction, but we haven't seen that side of her since MS, ever since then it's been quiet and content flower woman.
No, I propose we make a change. And rename Youkai Moe to Yuuka Moe. Because Yuukarin can only be expresssed in terms of herself, and I love her all the more for it.

>>45216846
The most marriagable youkai

>>45216846
Nice try, gappy hag, but you're not going to get me to voluntarily step outside the village of humans to be eaten by Yuka

>>45226198
Your loss~

>>45226248
Laser eyes Yuuka, coming to a cinema near you

>>45210673
This has been one of my wallpapers for a while

>>45226639
You have good taste anon.

>>45210673
isnt there a flash file with this picture and it plays some music, i swear I remember seeing this.

enjoy sunny day

>>45235899
Technically Tenshi isn't really a masochist, but I like to think she'd rock on up to Yuuka and get her ass handed back to her repeatedly.

I love sadistic Yuuka, but cute and friendly Yuuka is also okay

>>45238259
That's the neat thing about Yuuka: She's equal parts cute and dangerous, like deadly nightshade.
Beneath even her cute smile is the scary one, and vice versa.
Such is the duality of Yuuka.

>>45238291
Cute and friendly but scary and deadly, this is the essence of Yuuka

All Yuuka fans are bottoms.

>>45238512
Yes

>>45238512
NO

>>45238512

This Sunday I went to the Autumn Reitaisai and got this absolutely lovely Yuuka painting. And it's a legit painting too! Only ¥5000, like around $35USD. 27cm x 22cm.

>>45238512
Hhmmh.

>>45243324
Violent and feral sex with Yuuka!

What is Yuuka up to?

>>45246058
Gross!

>>45246058
Hot!

>>45246058
Mid.

>>45242491
Nice booty, anon.

>>45246058
Something she caught wind of from Elly.
Damn auntie, keeps doing weird lewd things...

>>45246588
Elly has such a lewd, erotic body. No wonder hired her to be her "gardener" and "gatekeeper".

>>45252614
>>45246588
Lewd and erotic cow gatekeeper...

>>45246058

>>45253131
Y-y-yuuka, what the hell?!? I-i'm not licking your feet!! N-no way!!

>>45253320
Your loss, more feet for me

>>45253131
Fucking up during baking doesn't have to end up like this Yuuka, although yes I will lick your feet clean if ONLY because I love you and am very hungry.

>>45253356
Uh i changed my mind!

>>45252614
It is her job to cultivate nephews for Yuuka to "harvest" later.

>>45255361
YEEEEEAAAH!!!!!!

>>45255361
We just met five minutes ago.

>>45255565
Good enough for me, I fell in love at first sight as well!

>>45255610
Is she really that desperate?

>>45207510
At least in the pc98 games she seemed to have light manipulation powers, so at the very least she could make some sort of illusion like Reisen does in the bamboo forest.
Maybe not that effective if you can fly though.
>>45242491
It has a nice calm feeling to it.
Hope you hang it in a nice place like the sacrificial altar

>>45255662
Yuuka has always wanted a human “friend” but none have dared to enter those fields.
She is not going to lose her only shot getting with the first human man that wanders by her.

Just a happy 'ka

>>45255361
who are you?

>>45265667
Your wife Yuuka.
How could you forget?

>>45159559
roll

>>45270241
You risked it all, and you bore the dreaded snake eyes.
Turn thataway, and we'll make this quick.

>>45273248
It was all keikaku doori. Now I'll be in the soil, next to Yuuka forever!

>>45131667

>>45277023

>>45280363
So you're telling me that Yuuka is actually a flower?!?

>>45280388
Yes

>>45285456

Scream for help and run

>>45280363
>>45280388
>>45285456
Don't forget to water Yuuka once in a while

>>45287561
Do you mean water, or "water"?

>>45287154
Your cries for help will likely go unheard or will be ignored. And you can’t outrun someone who can fly or just plain move faster than you on foot.
Things aren’t looking so go with our limited options…

>>45287662
Whatever means of hydration

>>45287561
So she will grow into a beautiful and voluptous woman!

>>45131667
>>45277023
Infertile
Well pass the expire date.

>>45289521
She is a flower.
If she was infertile she would be dead.

>>45289547
If she is a flower then to get her pregnant you would need to fuck another flower youkai first so you would pollinate her?

>>45289791
No need for that. Just bring the "pollen" to her womb.

>>45277023
>>45289521
Just realized it likely wasn't a ballbusting joke.

>>45277023
>>45289521
>>45290867
So that is where the eggs went!

>>45290867
Is that period blood?!

>>45294762

>>45159559
roll

>>45255361
Cool, but what does that entail?

>>45294762
old jap superstition that if you trick a man into consuming your menstrual blood you can magic him into loving you forever

>>45294762
>>45296416
I suppose Yuuka fertility deniers got blown the hell out HARD

>>45299278
What would happen if I made direct eye contact as I ate it then declined anyways?

poke

>>45299293

>>45290867
That had better be jam, and if it is I prefer blackberry to strawberry.
Maybe it's best to not answer this one...

>>45304067
The only reason I'm able to say that was cranberry jam three years ago is that it was the only time I took a picture of her with the jar. And here's a picture of her with the best kind of pizza (Caesar salad pineapple pizza covered in teriyaki sauce).

>>45300924
>>45299293
You passed the test with flying colours, you don't have a choice when it comes to Yuka following you around until you agree to marry her.
Expect a lot of "not touching, can't get mad!" whenever you complain to Reimu about it.

>>45306012
What happens if I end up agreeing?

>>45306116
Good things if you love Yuuka, bad things if you faked it.

Yuuka wants her headpats.
And you don't stop until she tells you so

>>45194042
Where can i find more images like this one? Its very cute and well written.

>>45306466
And violent wild sex

>>45306584
It's less "sex" and more like mutual rape.
That's what happens when you stick two S's into bed I guess.

>>45306960
My penis is ready

>>45300924

Recently commissioned a small comic of Yuuka taking a MASSIVE dump in Wriggle's toilet.

Please look forward to it warmly, jaypee

>>45307320
I don't think I want to read that shit.
Pun intended but the point still stands that I'm not into scat.

>>45307320
sounds funny
will read if no scat

>>45159559
rololol

>>45307704
Expect sex

>>45131667
Me: "O-oh, h-h-hello miss! I actually know a little about you, y-you're K-K-Kazami-san, r-right??? W-wow, w-w-what a beautiful garden this is! I could be here for days!!! :DDD"
Yuuka: "..."
Me: "...um, K-Kazami-san, is something the ma-a-AAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111ONEONEONEONEONE"
Yuuka: :)

>>45306261
What would she end up doing if I respect her too much to touch her?

>>45307879
Make an excuse to get you into her room, and dress like picrel.
If that still doesn't work, she'll just drag you into bed and do the work herself, and call you a dumbass all the while.
Expect to have to be airlifted into Eientei the next morning by a blushing and mute Yuukarin with lacerations on your back, a broken pelvis and bruises on your arms/neck.

>>45308049
Yuuka becomes a rabid animal when denied cock

>>45307320
Kill yourself and kill the author if you know where he lives.

>>45308049
Painfully being taught a new way to respect Yuuka!

>>45310071
i guess even yuuka can't kill anons over the internet eh?

>>45307461
Did I stutter when I typed out ``MASSIVE'' dump or something?

>>45307475
Did I stutter when I typed out ``MASSIVE'' dump or something?

>>45315420
Why does that toilet have a sink over it?

>>45315516
It's to wash your hands in.

You're meant to wash your hands after using the toilet, anon.

>>45315516
Some toilets in Japan have that. Isn't that weird?

>>45315420
Please no. Why would you do this?

>>45315571
It looks uncomfortable to use. Just put it somewhere else

>>45315614
scatfags aren't that rare i guess. i can think of at least one yuuka doujin that would awaken a lot of them

>>45315614
To bully the Wriggle fans.

There's not enough of that these days. They've gotten arrogant.

>>45315667
I want to suplex Wriggle into a ditch so bad it's unreal.

>>45315677
>>45315667
The amount of irrational sociopathic rage I feel when I see a fairy or wriggle is unreal.
I want to hold hands with my Youkai wife as we walk through the garden, occasionally stopping to obliterate a fairy, meanwhile wriggle hides in the undergrowth awaiting her turn, knowing full well she can't respawn like a fairy does.

>>45315677
>>45316013
Based and pest controller pilled.

>>45131667
sexo and impregnating yuuka

>>45159559
roll

>>45316168
>maked
Lmao

>>45317841
Lotta people getting turned into compost lately. What are the odds?

Watering this thread !

>>45326397
Tea towl clothes suit her the best.

Why is Yuuka a target of the ntr hgames?

>>45286118
Source?

>>45327252
That looks like Warugaki's

>>45327287
Thank you! Have those yuukarins!

>>45327331
Dom army

>>45327331
>>45327478
Who would win: a dom army or one nuclear-capable sub?

>>45328032
pls don't bully the spurdo fish, yuuka

>>45328032
One million Yuuka will avenge the lives of one million flowers the sub threatened to take.

>>45327331
A field of Yuuka's. A wonderful sight indeed.

>>45131667
I want Yuuka to beat me up until i'm nothing but a bloody amalgamation of organs and bones

>>45334649
Crushed bones are actually a traditional and very useful soil fertiliser, so I'm sure Yuuka would be extremely happy with your sacrifice to help her flowers grow.

Yuuka not knowing how to react to my presence and instinctively trying to scare me away!

>>45335387
I think she knows exactly what she's doing.

>>45335387
Fun fact; Counting prime numbers really does work well at calming you down!

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/113744582
New commission came in today

>>45349951
Call me when it shows up on danbooru

>>45131667
She's killing me, with kindness?

>>45365805
She was the kindest hu in Gensokyo and you had to rip apart her favorite sunflower...
What is wrong with you?

>>45349951
why is pixiv so fucking slow and shit

>>45327331
I want a Yuuka

>>45376959
You in the middle.

>>45159559
MARRY ME YUUKA SAN

>>45159559
>>45377543
Don't worry Anon, I'll marry her in your honor.

>>45377567
>>45377543
Tough luck, but the flower is a tricky woman.
Things tend to go a certain way when she is involved.

>>45377599
>dubs
How do you do it?

>>45159559
Sex, please.

>>45377604
You can lead a youkai to the altar, but you cannot *make* her say yes.
The hands-off approach is best when dealing with the 'ka.

I have a 180 * 60 cm Yuuka dakimakura, but she still wont show up in my dreams.

I go to her if I shot myself in the head right?

>>45379161
wen day is dark alway rember happy day
don't kys anon

>>45379161
You need to die in battle to be able to find her.

>>45379177
False, You need to get a score of at least 18 before she'll even consider it
Don't do it though

Good night, thread

>>45390282
Oh no...
I didn't realise it hit bump

I can post AI Yuukas now, and no one will have the time to do anything, ha-ha-ha!

Sweaty Yuuka boobie!

>>45390387
Jokes on you, I'm saving them because they're not that bad!

Fumuka embarks on the search for One Piece!

>>45390447
War...
War never changes...