/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Go back to your discord.

>>45133611
I don't use that abomination.

>>45133611
It's the Discord boogeyman again

>>45133726
>>45133799
No need to lie.. It's ok.

>>45133611
>>45133799
This was an in-joke among some anons a while ago, just because you don't recognise it doesn't mean it's automatically a shitcord raid.

>STD

go back to your discord faggot
stop spamming /jp/. Your porn threads are not funny

>>45133917
Mugging is a time honoured /jp/ tradition anon.
In past years, Mugging was frowned upon by many people, but now we live in the present where Mugging is accepted as an alternitive lifestyle choice, some are even proud to display their freedom in the form of public displays of Mugging.
Truly, we live in an enlightened era.

>>45133973
Spoken like a true scholar, what good is there in the world other than showing your exotic 2hu mug collections.
Yet sadly, there're those with sickened minds. Just like the 1st poster, who had lashed out of the first negative thought.
Rather than admiring the mug, and its look. He decided to ignore it and focus on the bad.

>>45133973
>Mugging is a time honoured /jp/ tradition anon
oh yeah? than put the money in the bag

>>45134171
I'm sorry I invested all my shekels into marketable 2mugs, please spare me

>>45132947
The forbidden mug

context?

>>45136298
>>/jp/thread/44473264#p44482666
>>/jp/thread/44285088#p44312865
>>/jp/thread/44473264#p44486255
https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/18574793
https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/18922587
https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/18922622/#18929503

>>45132947
What the fuck does /bant/ have to do with this?
>>45136298
This is the only context you will need:
https://files.catbox.moe/z1ft82.mp4

>>45136683
first reply was supposed to be for >>45136341

>>45136683
giwtwm
one of you crossdress with me right now

slay the gay
save the jay

>>45136683
You can't just go around posting Mugvid like that, that's a level III joke that needs a few years of background context for first

>>45136341
I fucking puked at the last three, outsiders disgust me so much.

>>45132947
>.

>>45138149
How often do you see Kenyan Touhou fans?

>>45138149
You act like /jp/ has any dignity left, faggot

>>45138102
But I was the one who uploaded it to catbox after finding it on google (I was looking for certain "otaku" content and came across this purely incidentally). I believe everyone deserves to see it.

>>45139031
Why are you searching perverted indecent stuff like that online anon?

Bantoid memes being spammed on /jp/. Death to /bant/, honestly.

OP Here. I didn't know this meme came from /bant/ so I just thought it was le forbidden faggot mug meme because someone posted it here multiple times.

>>45139630
/thread and we will forgive you

>>45139630
It didn't, they must have just latched onto it.
I know because I screenshotted and cropped said image, and I know that's the same one because I was really lazy and left a bit of the webpage at the bottom.

>>45139630
why did you ever think /jp/ would have such a dumb meme
people don't have to spam porn to be funny faggots here
>>45139669
show it then in the archives faggot. Show your proof

>>45139714
Spamming porn is otaku culture though

Just look at Billy Herrington/Aniki, van Darkholme and COOKIE

>>45139038
That's none of your business... and don't tell me you don't search for perverted stuff too.

>>45139728
>Just look at Billy Herrington/Aniki, van Darkholme
These are very fancy edits that take a lot of effort to create. As opposed to simply posting some shitty cropped image like this.

>>45139925
How can you say that when /jp/sies were literally the pioneers of shitposting ca. 2010-2012? You just seem to be rude at this point.

>>45139728
Damn it bobby stop shit posting on that jaypee of yours

>>45140050
> /jp/sies were literally the pioneers of shitposting

>>45139911
cute gay cosplay videos are the best
that one miku x yukari video in the hotel room holds a special place in my heart

>>45140109
Well it's almost impossible to find videos like these anywhere except maybe here so do you mind sharing?

remember you still haven't provided any proof that your bantoid meme was ever heard in this planet prior to 2023

>>45140063
but dayuhd, i get "you"s if I post something controversial

are you people behind making /jp/ises transgender? i hate you

No, we're behind making /jp/sies gay, please learn the difference

>>45140187
Jokes on you, I only pretend to be a faggot on the internet!
Liking dicks is weird! That's why it's so funny!

Exactly what is this thread meant to serve other than shitting up the catalogue?
If you're trying to be "funny" then please take your gay bant shitpost out of this board.
I hope Meidos take down this extremely low quality unfunny off-topic thread.

>>45140141
catbox has shit itself 3 times now trying to upload it
if you search "yuzuki yukari cosplay sex" you should be able to find it easy. two cuties in a hotel room
>>45140187
making? /jp/sies have been extremely gay for years

>>45140226
You should get your priorities straight and tell the vtubers to fuck off

...oh wait! You won't. Hahahaha fucking coward.

>>45140291
They're bad, but you bantfaggots are genuinely worse.

>>45140277
I thought you were talking about Yukari Yakumo and Toyosatomimi no Miko.... sorry but my brain is all with touhou.

>>45140291
Those have the common decency to stay in their containment threads and not bypass my filter, whereas you are taking part of and/or encouraging b*ntoid behaviour.

why do people from other boards feel like it is their God given right to shit up /jp/?

Everyone is pointing fingers, but I don't see any evidence that this thread is from /bant/, especially since the video got posted here on /jp/ first
>>/jp/thread/44105728#p44105860
and the mug thread was made also on /jp/ first
>>/jp/thread/44321907

>>45140515
>/jp/ first
Wrong. This came from /v/
https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/644575945/#644616694

It was incessantly spammed on /v/ for days before being posted to /jp/.
once again I ask, why do people from other boards feel like it's their right to shit up /jp/?
Fuck off, faggots. Fuck off.

>>/jp/thread/41894426

>>45140595
yeah that is a funny thread
Notice how there is no porn spam in it. It's all done in the spirit of the thread.
now compare it to the /v/ spam of the porn clip. It's unfunny, tried to force a meme (look at you trying to say it was an old meme! >>45133973 yet no evidence of it before the middle of this year), spammy and also associated with the porn spam that has plagued /jp/ in recent months.
You're unfunny and will never fit in. Go back to /v/, /bant/ or wherever you came from.

>>45140617
False. Mugging has been around before the internet, before memes, before human civilisation as we know it. No one knows who was the first mugger, but what we do know is that people have been showing off their cool 2mugs since the dawn of time.
A lot of people assume that the Holy Grail was an ornate chalice, some people that it was an ordinary cup, but I am party to the preserved information that it was indeed a cool 2mug, but it never caught on among the Disciples and they retconned it because they were so prejudiced against Christ the Mugger.

>>45140617
What is even the point you're trying to make?
That thread has many links in it, most of them actually porn (not just 2 dudes kissing in cosplay like the mugvid but actual porn with dicks and stuff). And porn spam isn't even the biggest of /jp/ problems because it actually gets deleted (unlike holoshit, 3dpd generals, ...etc)
The mug video itself is new but the tradition of posting touhou cosplayers having a blast like that has been around for a quite a while.

>>45140819
The tradition of laughing at faggots being gay is as old as the hills, and I'm laughing my ass off at people taking any of this seriously

>>45140819
>The mug video is new
exactly, stop spamming it and pretending it's an old meme
>porn spam isn't even the biggest of /jp/ problems
But it's a problem and one that porn spammers are causing. We had just a few days ago a kill hololive thread, it's just that we can't do anything about it. But you can stop spamming.

nu-/jp/ can't take a joke anymore I guess

>>45143292
nu-/jp/ has been made tired from the countless waves of holospam 3dpd /v/ and /vg/ immigrants culture war shit and everything bad that has hit the internet and this website.
nu-/jp/ would like to take it easy. Please respect that and don't spam.

>>45143543
>Please respect that and don't spam.
I literally just made one thread

>>45143618
>you never should have come here

>>45143672
Who are you quoting?

>>45143543
>>45143672
/jp/ never had this pussy angst mentality, crying like a little bitch every single time he spot a crossie or shitposting
Are you sure you're not just a teen who only found /jp/ few years ago and decided to be a hall monitor?

Mugbump

>>45143927
*Rubs my dick on your face*
*Leaks precum on you*
What now, nerd??

Are you gonna lick it off or what?? Don't keep me waitin'!

>>45151155
Suck my cock, dude.

>>45151166
Oh no anon noooooo! Don't do it!!!

*I struggle as you restrain me to some furniture using rope and irrumatio's my throat*

>>45132947
Considering the fucked up shit i have seen on this site in the past and the context clues i have vaguely gathered from other anons, im gonna keep my ignorance this time and not ruin my day, thank you very much.

I had taken a picture of my own anime mug before reading that this is a forbidden lore thread.
Is this some 2 girls 1 cup thing? 2 gays 1 mug?

>>45152327
Someone posted a video of two fags making out, and some people thought it was funny and made some bullshit up for laughs.
Post the 2mugs anon.

>>45152343
>some people thought it was funny and made some bullshit up for laughs.
I fell for the oldest trick in the book...

>>45152327
Look at background of the picture. If you cant tell what that is supposed to be i will give you a hint: the thing at left is a man's leg.

>>45152488

Holy shit it's Handy!

>>45152327
Holy shit it's Handy!

>>45152343
Just when I thought I forgot about this.

>>45157109
cute

>>45152427
You have an excuse to post 2mugs though, and participate in the dubiously ancient practice of 2mugging.

>>45170034
We could 2mugs together.....

Just you and me........

>>45172277
Something tells me its not safe to accept any tea that this anon offers you with his mugs.

>>45143927
Yeah anon, let's ironically post sissy porn now when lgbtq+ freaks are aggressively infiltrating and subverting every existing community that there is on the internet.
It's not like there is a saying about communities that pretend to be retarded attracting actual retards that think they're in good company, or anything like that.

>>45152285
It's just mediocre gay cosplay porn, nothing special. People who coom over it are the absolute loneliest retards here.
>>45173777
Hasn't the 2hu fandom always been extremely gay? And I don't mean the yuri and futa porn, I mean the men attracted to the fandom are gay and bisexual. That has been my one biggest issue with the fandom since the start. I don't like gays, I think they're fucking disgusting, and I see so much unironic faggot shit here that it sometimes makes me sick to my stomach. Men should be breeding with women for the purpose of making babies and should be working towards having a fulfilling relationship with their children and family, not wasting their lives doing gay shit together until they're so washed out and ugly that they look in the mirror each morning and wish for death. A gay lifestyle only leads to unhappiness in the end, and I hate seeing it pushed in the Touhou fandom so hard. And I would like to say there's nothing inherently wrong with you if you are attracted to guys, but the fact is that no permanent or meaningful happiness will ever come out of a gay relationship. Temporary happiness, sure, but it will end and you will be worse off for it.

>>45178199
I actually came to it like 5 times. One time I came to it 2 times in a day.

>>45178199
Slander, Mugvid changed my life, got me a job, introduced a girl to me, delivered my first son and paid the down payment on our first house.

Shitposting aside, kinda. I'd say most jpsies are as straight as liking touhou girls allows, and outliers are usually crossposters of some description.
The only problem is that like with any group of men with nothing better to do, a lot of ironically gay shit goes down that can sometimes metastasize into unironic gay shit. I think it's sort of a lemming effect where you get one, then another, and another and before you know it there's troon kids prasing ZUN for making miko trans, entirely missing the point of the character because they got into faggy 2hu from the fag side and not the 2hu side.
Plus the total lack of male characters means yuritroons are a constant annoyance, and you can't easily get rid of them. Add a couple cycles of the lemming effect, oh look, unironic fags trying to make political points centred around a game where girls in silly hats fire lasers at each other.

There's also definitely an element of fringes attracting fringes, take any outlying group and they'll tend to attract other outlying groups, enriching the outliers as a whole with other outliers, if you know what I mean.

>>45178199
You assume just because people like the mugvid they are gay but that is in fact wrong. I'm 100% straight but I would reenact the mugvid with an anon if ever got the chance, It's just the kind of thing I want to do once in a lifetime to experience what it feels like because I have morbid curiosity.

>>45178657
What a coincidence! I have a morbid curiosity as well!

>>45178697
Please tell us more anon, what are you curios about?

>>45178657
You're probably kidding around, but I'm going to reply to you as if you're being serious. Sexual interactions like that lead to nothing but regret in the end, because it's not with someone that you love. Eventually, when/if (should always plan for when, not if) you find someone, in this case a woman, that you genuinely, truly love from the bottom of your heart... you will regret that gay anonymous interaction. Even if it's with someone you're crushing on or vibing with on discord instead of an anonymous hookup, it will pale in comparison to being with your lifetime lover and partner who you will hopefully have beautiful children with. And yeah, I know where I am, this is 4chan and /jp/ and people in general these days are extremely apathetic and hedonistic. I just hope at least one anon takes what I'm saying to heart, because I genuinely regret not being a virgin before marriage and I know I'm not the only one. I love my family so fucking much and they bring my life tons of meaning. This loose and fast sexual and hedonistic lifestyle does not benefit you, and in the end, it will destroy you if you let it.

>>45178985
>who you will hopefully have beautiful children with.
I fucking hate children

>>45178985
>You're probably kidding around
I am not.
>Sexual interactions like that lead to nothing but regret in the end
Speaking from experience or from your ass? I'll assume it's the latter.
But seriously, it doesn't have to be sexual, simply being with another (cosplaying) anon would probably be enough for me, If I find myself that I like it then I could go further. Otherwise I would still have made a good friend. Wanting is to mugvid someone isn't just purely about the sexual interactions involved but also what it feels like being with someone who shares the same interests and can be completely open with. I've always kept most of my thoughts and interests a secret even from the closest people to me to conform to societal norms, and I would still do it even if I find the woman of my love because even then some thing simply cannot be said. But when we consider a /jp/ anon, there is no fear of being seen as seen as an outcast or a weirdo when I speak my inner thoughts to them because we completely understand each other. It's this kind of safety that one can never feel even with a women is what's enticing about it. This is at least the reason for me, some people will have different reasons to mugvid. I want to do it at least once because my biggest fear is ending up in an unwanted marriage and spending my days lamenting the things I could've done but never did. The more I grow up, the more I desire someone who understands me rather than someone who I can have sex with. And unfortunately the former is much more difficult to find than the latter.
>because it's not with someone that you love
You don't know that. And love doesn't need to be sexual in this instance.
>I genuinely regret not being a virgin before marriage
Not my problem you're a normalfaggot who got laid on a whim, not everyone thinks or has the same desires as you and you have to accept that, especially on this site. Also what >>45179025 said.
>This loose and fast sexual and hedonistic lifestyle
This mental image you have in your head is of a normalfaggot promiscuous gay person, I can see where you're getting these stereotypical images from but they don't apply here.