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smelly horks

>>45130773
>MGR DMs that often and the only alt is discord so...
You know mgr got coopted, right?

How to keep catgirl ofrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>45130840
Get her a box. Cats love boxes.

>>45130840

Foxes WILL be the most numerous monster in existence

>>45130816
Purple is a good flavor.
>sample
Don't.

>>45130863
not if i have still have breath, wurms shall be the most numerous monster!

>>45130866
sample?

>>45130863
>monstergirl hears a baby cry
>immediately begins to lactate

>>45130863
They can't keep getting away with it!

>>45130884
It means you saved the smaller version instead of hitting expand and getting the full res one.

>>45130863
well that little fox is getting a milk bath

>>45130863
I will spay all the foxes.

>>45130914
How do you intend to do this?

>>45130856
That's a fat cat.

Sweaty brown ocelomeh thighs!

last thread made me wonder what high ranking monsters are like as maids

which monster can give birth to more monsters
rabbits
foxes
fish
Bogie

>>45130924
Surgical procedures that remove the ovaries of foxes.

>>45130935
A cait sith would scratch you for even suggesting it.

>>45130940
sounds like you need some monster pootang

>>45130940
What if I said to you... they grow back.

>>45130937
There is something to be said for a setting where monsters only give birth to humans and instead monsters only come from supernatural means or that cultivation bullshit like a fox reaching one hundred years. Make a monster a trophy wife.

>>45130959
Magical surgeries that prevent the growing back of fox ovaries. Alternatively, alter their eggs so that the produce monsters of other species and not foxes; think like echidnas do.

>>45130959
They're like shark teeth, every time they run out of eggs/lose their ovaries, they grow back stronger. Old foxes are HYPER fertile.

>>45130964
Your autistic hatred of foxes is commendable, but futile. Jet fuel can't melt fox wombs.

>>45130962
huh? i asked which of the monster girls gives birth to the biggest litter

>>45130914
this is unkind you shouldnt do this

>>45130973
Yes, and your post made me think about a setting where monsters don't give birth to more monsters at all.
Unless it was a real question. In which case it's almost all of them in every monster girl setting except for special cases like zombies.

>>45130962
Wjatg?

Bronzed, toned ocelomeh abs!

>>45130992
>>45130972
Sorry, but if you want mofu, you'll have to find alternative means. Consider ratas and danukis instead.

>>45130998
sounds gay and would make them short lived and disappear after a generation or two

>>45131012
u should go bac to your momster basement

>>45131013
It'd be perfect for maledom and I see no reason why they'd disappear if they don't reproduce like humans in the first place.

>>45131012
i dont even want kids, but the foxes can still have them if they want

>>45131017
anon, think about it, if they don't make more monsters, then humans will replace them quickly and the monsters die from old age, leaving only humans. ou can have maledom in normal mge or femdom, as long it doesn't break any of the rules

>>45131012
Wrong. The mere presence of a male they love causes a spontaneous leap in fertility. Fox wombs are powerful biological machines.

>>45131030
I did reference stuff like cultivation and age. Monster girls already have numerous bullshit magic ways to pop up.
>every fifteen years a portal opens up and dumps one hundred elves around the world
>men hunt them down to marry them
>their uber human genes are dominant but the kids are pretty long lived
It's not complex.

>>45131041
k

>>45131035
I will see to it that that's no longer the case. They will become barren. I will make foxes so rare that they become legend.

I jst desire one thing
cursed lweapon gf for my/k/ fantasies

also im tired of the fox spaying jokke, its tiresome

>>45131062
What would you rather have instead?
Jabberwock vore jokes?
Kikimora shit jokes?
Danuki breath jokes?

What’s your favorite type of fox, Anon?

JK? OL? Hag? Loli? Some other type?

>work as ranger for state park system
>job mostly consists of directing lost hikers back to clearly marked paths and catching horny teenagers smoking pot and fucking
>portals open
>way more fucking in the woods now
>lot harder to get them to go home
>especially since my boss was somehow turned into a demon cow spider woman and is busy on her honeymoon with her husband
>all my fellow rangers got married within a week of each other, each of them to a monster girl they'd met in the park
>get told a few more rangers have been hired that will make dealing with things easier
>it's my job to onboard them
>cool
>come in to meet them on their first day
>one is a horse lady with two horns and goth-ish makeup on
>makeup won't last in this job
>why is she looking at me like that
>what is with that smug look
>second is a...dragon snake woman
>she just took a bite out of the boss' favorite geode
>that...she is NOT gonna be happy when she gets back from her honeymoon
>third one is...a bird dog lady?
>why is she wearing a camouflage maid uniform
>at least she seems to be fixated on the anti-littering campaign signs
>and now she's started cleaning
>last one is an angel woman
>why does she have on camouflaged armor
>WHY DOES SHE HAVE A GIANT SWORD
>fuck it, help is help
>it only takes two months before we have the park to a perfect shining standard
>no litter anywhere thanks to an improved anti-littering campaign and a partnership with the Mamono Scouts, part of some kind of Sabbath religious organization
>the looks some of the little girls give me from the Mamono Scouts sends shivers down my spine
>no teenagers smoking pot anymore mostly because they get snatched to become husbands or get transformed and run off to find their own husbands
>no more illegal traps being found apparently some Dryads moved in and have started kidnapping poachers
>spend most of my time just hiking and enjoying the scenery in the park
>fellow rangers join me on the hikes every day
>life is good

>>45131077
Or as I call them
Gut busters
Toilet humor
Wheezes

>>45131077
It's probably the same braindead tard spamming all of them.

>>45131099
I see them

>>45131085
old flabby fox hag with a haughty demeanor but is clingy as hell

>>45131077
>jabberwock locks eyes with cait sith
>the dormouse feels a shiver down her spine

>>45131085
evil looking ones that drain my levels/soul (but dont kill me)

>>45131117
>implying that slutty mouse doesn't want it

>>45131085
Yes

>>45131085
ones that shotaify me and dont let me leave their shrine

>>45131085
bogie fox hag

Good morning wurm your honor
the crown will plainly show the hero who now stands before you
was caught red handed showing feelings
showing feeling to a very scaly monster...
this will not do.

>>45131237
shes very pretty

Join the MGC University ROTC program. The uniforms are great

>>45131237
CALL THE SCHOOL MASTER

>>45131248
ROTC?

>>45131254
>haku mad that all her wurm students in her special class all have boyfriends at such a young age yet shes still single

>>45129472
>>45129503
Nice. Can't wait to see it finished
>>45129774
I'd be down actually. I find that discord only goes to shit when a group becomes so large that celebrities and moderators creep in. A private group of people with close similar interests seems doable.

>>45131085
The kind that loves me

>the deranged dormouse crusader who seeks out sandworms to free poor anons from their moving tombs

>5 violent ghouls
>3 extremely obnoxious cheshires
>1 excessively cruel rata
If these were your only options for whatever reason, which would you pick?

>>45131320
>1 excessively cruel rata
The emotional blackmail of reading out my early internet posts when I was a teen would be too much to bear.

>>45131315
>Sandworm eats the mouse
>The "poor anon" inside now has two wives: sandworm and mouse

>>45131320
Rata because mofu, I can handle whatever cruelty a MGE girl can dish out

Imagine deciding the fate of your country with a game of rock, paper, scissors
And you lost

>>45131320
I chose you, anon. as my wife

>>45131350
I'm male, and I'm not a faggot. So uh, I don't know what to say other than sorry. You'll have to find someone else.

>>45131359
U sure?looking rather cute over there

>>45131349
What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?

>>45131350
>>45131364
fuck off faggot

>>45131320
I can take three cats maybe

>>45131320
I'd rather stay alone. Maybe after a couple years I can land someone who I won't suffer with.

>>45131320
>No one's man enough to take the ghouls
Fine, I'll do it. Remember me, anons. I'll miss you guys

Rank undead

>>45131402
They sure are!
They smell awful!

>>45131320
The 5 ghouls, since being violent i mge isnt really a downside since monsters cant hurt people (if i remember right). 5 VERY aggressive ghouls who are constantly making me horny sounds ideal. fast zombies are the best zombies.

>>45131403
No rank em

>>45131423
Fuck off

>>45131423
I already got one

>>45131423
This little cock gremlin has so much porn of her.

>>45131449
Y tho.?

wtf is cloudflare fucking the site over for anyone else

what if i prank deneroa?

>>45131454
Because her official art has her naked with hips the size of her head.

>>45131402
9.5/10 love all of them except doppelganger. Choosing between never actually loving her or her completely losing her powers just sucks. Would have been better if she loses control and morphs randomly into whatever outfit/ hairstyle you think would look good on her at a whim.

>>45131466
seriously, why did they do that, they gave a whole bunch of people one hell of a fetish

If I pick the nose of a sleeping dormouse, and no one is around to hear it, then did the jubjub drink the tea?

>>45131506
God I want to use that walking onahole.

>>45131515
Get your mind out of the gutter

>>45131522
If you keep them UNDER YOUR THUMB, they never end up in the GUTTER

>>45131402

>>45131529
But if the gutter didn't speak, how can it be known if the hatter wrote the note that kissed the jabberwock in the cup?

youu get lim wife but shes just imp midna, bodytype and personality as well

>>45131547
Uhh... change places?

>>45131548
Fuck off

>>45131548
This is what happens when there aren't enough people watching the birth for her to leech power off.

>>45131548
What I await a thicc one?

>>45131547
I roll for “What the fuck are you talking about, Hatter?”

>>45131571

>>45131571
>>45131578
-2 San

>>45131547
im just going to fuc her, makes more sense than whatever came out her mouth

>>45131085
Lolibaba

Lilim appreciation thread, look at the elegance

>>45131545
Please consider the common zombie.

The time has come. I hope you enjoy my upcoming new waifu art anons.

>>45131605
striped panties

>>45131640
Man I wish I could read japanese.

>>45131640
At least post the translated version.

>>45131653
>>45131659

>>45131653
The blade makes sex.

>>45131612
I do consider them, I just dont like slow zombies, which MGE zombies very much are. If they could be fast, aggressive ones like ghouls (just minus the oral fixation), I'd like them a lot more. Even then, they're D tier compared to other undead. Undead themself are high tier, and including all monsters, zombies are probably like a B.

>>45131659
i'd just wont pick up that blade, and instead go with the massive almost human sized wooden cudgel, my auntie dryad made for me

>>45131612
The entire zombie race should be eradicated! By sexing until they wight

>>45131402
>S
Wight, Pharaoh
>A
Vampire, Lich, Wisp
>B
Banshee, Jiangshi
>C
Dullahan, Phantom, Ochimusha
>Don't care for
The rest

>>45131659
Where did you find it?

>>45131757
It was posted below the original image.

>>45131605
Lilims are for being good friends and looking out for you!

>>45131402
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-charasort/

>>45131402
Yes to ghosts.
NOPE to walking corpses.
Vampires are the sole exception.

>>45131800
vampires arent corpses, theyre just succubi but better.

all mamonos are fucking dorks that have nothing to offer except sex
thats why im gonna get a dragon or a wight

Mg IT department

>>45131841
Dragon Dragon rock the Dragon!

>>45131864
>hagnuki says her laptop is slow
>open it up
>keyboard has weird stains all over it
>desktop chock full of photos and folders
>all of that are just nudes of her
>this is the third time just this week
I hate my job

I'm waiting for the succuBus

>>45131841
mamonos are good for cuddling and being friends with and marrying and holding hands with and learning magic with/from and drinking with and having sex with and falling asleep with and helping you and being our saviours and keeping us safe and

I will not lose to foxes!

>>45131878
>tfw you have to look at the laptop of a damn march hare or a hebi

>>45131884
All aboard! Next stop, Funky Town

>>45131906
you are already married

>>45131906
Those are the words of someone who has already lost to foxes. Just surrender to our mofu overlords.

>>45131864
>that one mg hag that keeps paying you to come over to turn on her computer

>>45131916
Please do not mention Funky Town.

>>45131927
But anon!

>>45131923
>>45131923
>she alwas puts it in such a place that it forces you to bend over

imagine being a pest exterminator in MGC

>>45131916
The Suck-You-Bus…

The elusive crotch mofu

New waifu art incoming after this, context included for the image:

>>/jp/thread/45002123#p45010442

Somehow missed this mg, thank you

>>45132029
any old monster has that, it ain't elusive

>>45132057
God I love hags

>>45132029
An elegance for a more civilized age. Post 80's anons can't understand it's appeal.

>>45132043
Amazon waifu dancing in her wedding dress, also causing a Day of Rejoicing on the spot among Cats because thats the official Amazon wedding ceremony and cant have sex before marriage. More context included:

>>/jp/thread/45002123#p45010476

>>45132092
Good for you, anon.

>>45132084
Fuck off.

>>45132092
>>45132043

And thats her Feathered Warrior outfit since the Wedding Armor cant be used but on the wedding and wedding redos. Which she use I guess when she feels like looking specially sexy, on special ceremonies, before a specially long sex session or an important battle like a tournament.

>>45132084
The forbidden fluff

>>45132125
A cheerleader MG thats is in the middle of a Day of Rejoicing wont be cheerleading for long.

>We are pleased to inform you that there were no critical events reported in the last month.
What does she mean by this?

>>45132125
I would this fox

>>45132138
>t. Mindgeek rotted brain.

>>45131878
>>45131923
>be Anon, an IT technician
>constantly have to help MGs with their computer problems
>they’re always flirting or outright harassing you, but you deal with it since the pay is REALLY good
>shift ends and you go back to your MG dominated apartment complex
>word has gotten around about your job
>constantly get requests by the residents to help them with technical issues
>get felt up while helping fox neighbor with her router
>it literally just wasn’t plugged in

The pain doesn’t stop even after work.

>>45132084
monsters just look better with bushes

>>45132204
Ahah it's funny because I'm already in this situation minus the Mamono part...

>>45132139
whatd you do for the weddinggggggg

Oh deer.

>>45132139
>>45132092
Pretty cool

>>45132244
I have to help my dad with his printer every few weeks
It's the same fucking printer every single time old man how do you not learn this

>>45132092
Realized the Wedding pic had that marge weird black space, cut it off and it looks better. As always credits to Leenvidia who commissioned it.

How do you avoid the temptation of turning a side character into a harem member?

I'll tell a hag trying to hit on me that I can't accept her advances because I'm a nobody and I don't deserve to have a gf with tits as big as hers.

>>45132423
>please sweatersnatch me
Anything else anon?

>>45132420
Don't.

>>45132444
but anon it will ruin my story

>>45132285
Catbox?

>>45132452
Side girls need happiness too.

>>45132461
she can get her happiness in a sidestory i will never write

>>45132478
How can you be so cruel to her? She didn't do anything wrong and she needs love...

story about a girl ignored girl getting a her love when?
You know what I mean, the kinda girl thats fine all things considered in a harem anime, but is ignored over the 15 or so thots going after the MC's dick

>>45132420
i feel really bad when i make a side character but then cut her out of the story to make it more focused
i'm sorry, ms siren

i wanna be the manic pixie dude for some sad old hag

>>45132521
I severely doubt any anon here could be described as outgoing.

>>45132505
I'm not being cruel to her. I love my side characters too much. Please understand anon...

>>45132517
It's difficult when you spend the whole story about the MC and the lead MG being in love then you also get a side character you grow attached to.

>>45132531
i'll need to find out how badly i react to moth dust to be sure

>>45132535
Just give her a different love interest.

>>45132535
Clearly not enough if you're planning on never writing anything good for her. Just let her into the harem after some time.

>>45132535
You could try introducing a male friend character that is introduced to side girl through knowing the mc, and they start their own relationship.

>>45132531
i may be a bit of a hikkimori but when I do go out to my college, I do talk to my classmates

anons stop lying to yourselves and just start talking about furries, those REAL catgirls

My tastes have evolved. I will now do another charasort. Join me if you wish.

>>45132598
i wont

>>45132605
NOOOOO NO MORE SPIDERS THEYRE GROOOOOOOSS

>>45132043
>>45132092
>>45132139
>>45132380

The Tatoos are not according to the profile picture. Also weren't you going to post another with the background of the Werecats fucking?

>>45132619
REMOVE PANTIES

>>45132640
Arachnophobes need correction.

>>45132641
i dont think this is meant to be the amazoness in the profile, this is his wife

What unpopular monster do you like the most? And what do you like about them?

>>45132658
In the form of (s)exposure therapy

>>45131008
Faggot

>>45132641
Well, she is not a profile clone or the profile girl... as evidenced by her body. The Toming background pic exists, but its just my sloppy editing work. I would post it but I already posted many waifu pics and basically duplicated the Wedding pic to crop out the unecessary dark space to so it looks better >>45132380 if I post the wedding pic again but just with the Toming background Im afraid it will be too much for the anons and will be told to fuck off so I will post it in the next thread. Though if you and enough other anons want to see it now, which its just the wedding pic with a forest background some hearts floating and text indicating the Werecats are doming their Toms I guess I can post it here too.

>>45132661
It's too late. 50 KHP minus (KC hug points)

Werecat should be made into lapcat

>>45132691
>>45132687
>>45132641
Kill yourself mick

>>45132619
Putting panties onto those pervert nopan foxes.

>>45131008
Chad

>>45132657
>Sneak into a Hellhounds Rape Cave to steal her panties as part of a Guild Quest
>Find an ornate dresser that seems out of place among the various stone and iron furniture she has scavenged for herself
>Open the top drawer as that is typically where panties would be kept
>In Rough Clawmarks a sentence is spelled out.
>I DON'T WEAR PANTIES
>Too late to realize my mistake I feel her hot breath on my neck

Nopan Kiki

>>45132661
What could possibly cause such a large bodytype difference in the same species? The profile Amazon looks like a twig in comparison.

>>45132718
She doesn't have to wash them later, and master doesn't have to waste time taking them off. Very efficient!

>>45132727
whey

>>45132727
>What could possibly cause such a large bodytype difference in the same species?
anons penis.

>>45132731
>tfw plastic surgey will be basically either eat this fruit, massage this part or think about it in MGE

>>45131659
>what happens to the man when he loses
I've seen enough hentai's to know that amazon is gonna get instant lossed and most likely mating press into a good housewife

>>45132700
I legitimately thought about commissioning Amazoness waifu art of KO punching in the face an attempted NTR retard, when my commissionist comes back from vacation. But decided against it because: 1) I can see somehow Mick enjoying it 2) At the end of the day it would mean I am still spending money on it 3) KC might take it the wrong way and DMCA and blacklist me

Found a slime in my water tank, what should I try feeding her?

I was gone for a while. Who is mick?

>>45132766
They subside on bodily fluids, mostly. However, you do have an opertunity to shape her now by feeding her certain foods. Want a cum-hungry, loyal wife that will fuck you all day and all night? Give her cum. Want an aggressive, dominant, protective one? Give her blood. Want BIG FUCKING HONKERS? Give her milk. Hell, give her a concotion and build-a-slime workshop that shit.

>>45132731
But according to the context provided by Anon himself, this is their wedding. And the Amazoness is casting a Day of Rejoicing with the Cats around to have a proper wedding, because sex before marriage is a no-no. So we know she was already that shredded before Anon's D went inside her V.

>>45132767
kind of like a less self-reflective enslaved_anon

>>45132767
Define "a while".

>>45132787
About a year?

Cat-o-box

>>45132797
read this as 'cat-o-pox', and now im afraid of the lust-causing auto-incubising disease cheshires are carrying.

No!?

Post maledom storys

would you go to build a bogey?

>>45132790
Guess it fits. It's a mentally ill furry butthurt that some guy (who doesn't even use 4chan) he has a hateboner for got his OC waifu drawn by KC and thinks shitting up /mgt/ is somehow going to convince KC to draw one for him too.
>>45132786
Impressive, considering bugboi had no self reflection in the first place. At least he was just deluded and retarded, not vindictive.

Stay warm this winter with White Horn's 3 easy steps

Does a Bicorn have Bicorn daughters or does she have Unicorns?

>>45132761
It is a shame but understandable. The world could use more of that genre (would it called anti-ntr reverse ryona?) MGE or not.
https://files.catbox.moe/781dj8.jpg

>>45132833
50/50

Mick is kinda like yanderedev but not as good

>>45132829
glad i avoided that shitshow, then

Help ease the burden of angels

Is there anything more dangerous than a demon manager when another one of her friends just got married?

>>45132827
The titantia addentant advises me to stop putting more stuffing and quilts in the tits but I'm the one paying for it and she can't stop me!

>>45132854
catching the bouquet at the wedding

>>45132767
A retard that has been for MONTHS trying to derail the thread, specifically to boot out MGE from being the main setting or applying MGE rules and just turn it into a free for all MG thread where NTR and shit like that is allowed. He just throws whatever can derail the thread. Last thread he was reeeing about Neets being able to marry Lilims and high tier monsters. Then spent the last thread sameposting harassment on Amazonessfag using retard maledom points because he knows scaring the few people remaining here bringing new art and stories to empty the thread from the regulars is the only way he can put his agenda in the thread. I think he is trying to have Ishuzoku Reviewers become the main setting, which is sad, because I actually loved the shit out of that series and, in its own context, think its a very good anime and series and would even be wholesome if it wasn't for the implication even married interspecies couples (which are spiritually linked) can cheat, though we have no confirmation it applies to girls since the only case we know is of the Incubus guy.

>>45132866
>>45132829
Thanks.

>>45132839
>yanderedev
Holy shit i haven't heard that name in years
Whats he doing? Nothing ?

>>45131916
Waiting for the last stop of the night and molesting the succ driver

>>45132851
>eyebrow piercing
Ew

>>45132884
Got caught grooming. Game is somehow even more dead now.

>>45132857
i made mine extra stuffed and the employee gave me a side eye told me that i aint the first to do so

>>45132860
Imagine the despair of a monster cake that's caught the bouquet at every wedding but never come close to getting a husband

>>45132888
i think it looks nice

>>45132851
my wife is a night gaunt, i can help

>>45132839
Likes drinking cum as much.
>>45132884
Dealing with grooming accusations last I heard.

>>45131402
They are all S tier

>>45132878
I need foxes.
Eros foxes.

>>45132898
i want to get cornered by desperate bridesmaids

>>45132829
>Guess it fits. It's a mentally ill furry butthurt that some guy (who doesn't even use 4chan) he has a hateboner for got his OC waifu drawn by KC and thinks shitting up /mgt/ is somehow going to convince KC to draw one for him too.

Is it the same as Whightfag? Because no way KC is drawing art for him. Unironically he might have if he had dropped the NTR and asked when KC was disappointed and was telling him "respect your wife"

>>45132923
too dangerous

>>45132894
Such is the suffering of the tallflat titania, to see so many anons walk out with a giant titty bogey in their arms, cradling their head, while she has to pad her chest just to feel something. Maybe one day a passing holst will take pity and hand her an extra creamy holstaur milk/ succ nostrum combo.

I guess we are gearing up for another eventful night.

>>45132942
Not dangerous enough.

>>45132951
Why what happened?

Can we all agree the eros stuff is the best? Like why wouldnt you want an eros girl?

>>45132964
Didn't you hear?

>>45132964
KC messaged mick and told him that he, and he alone, can get two sith wives.
I read it on the mge wiki discord.

>>45132932
No, but funnily enough the picture in question is the result of the Wightfag controversy.

>>45132978
I prefer pale skinned girls and most Eros girls are dark skinned. They're still great, but it is a downside for me.

>>45132978
i don't think about them much but i do have a soft spot for gandharva and apsara

>>45132980
No?
>>45132984
I don't really use discord

>>45132978
Dragon zombie woke up tinged pink one day, her breath now makes people into Eros zombies. Now theres just a horde of shambling zombies with pink hair and comical heart shades with pink glowing crystals over their damaged parts coming for you

>>45132984
It was revealed to me in a dream.

>>45132833
Bicorns only give birth to bicorns.

>>45133011
>shambling pink horde of monstergirls all moaning
>sexually
>also repeating variations of "looooove" or "huuuuuugs"

>The lich in Magus Anons story
A undead farming village run by a lich sounds pretty comfy actually. I bet they have Ghost Wheat and Specter Rye which they make Wisp Bread with it.

>>45132978
I couldn't work up the courage to ask her out, and I'd faint if she walked up to me.

>>45133035
im sure she'd catch you

>>45133010
You replied to mick, he's the only retard that keeps bringing up mge wiki discord. Nobody else cares, it's his retarded grudge so ignore it.

When you get the writefag bug, you really get it.

>stinky NEET Lilim getting cured of being a stinky NEET by a former stinky NEET who is kidnapped by the Demon Lord and her husband a few months before portal day
I've already started this.

>a year after the portals, a high school teacher is targeted by three of his new monster girl students as he struggles with our world's morality and their world's

>park ranger who has to train some new monster girl rangers a few months after the portals
I dropped this >>45131091 earlier but the girls are probably going to change now that I'm actually expanding my shitty greentext.

>a monster girl helps a former aid worker overcome the horrors he witnessed while working in a warzone and come to terms with all the lives he "failed" to save


Are there any girls that would fit well with ideas two, three and four? I know I'm putting a Pyrow into the second idea. These are long term projects and I'm probably going to share them all at once rather than trickle them out as I complete them. I've never had the urge to writefag for MGE before. This is new to me. I've only ever done stuff like this for other IPs.

>>45133038
I'd be sweating bullets if I woke up being carried in arms of a large Eros Jinko.

>>45132978
I'd gladly take one, there's certainly nothing wrong with any, but other girls manage to be more interesting most of the time. Not like I can't get my dose of twue wuv with pretty much any girl without the saccharine feeling Eros gives off, either.

Gandharva is fucking tops, though. Best birb.

>"I would walk through the valley of a thousand ambiguously gendered angels to get to you, my love."

>>45132761
>KC might take it the wrong way and DMCA and blacklist me

Why would KC take it wrong to see a waifu punching a NTRfag in the face? If anything he would love that shit.

>feb 15th
>see man walking past the bad end bar in hagville
>the moment he is in front of the door it opens and he is instantly dragged inside
Hagville is scary

>>45133019
Canon bicorns are only created from darkmana on unicorns, so a bicorn should still produce pure unicorns unless they get 'tainted' in the womb.
>its a deep theological question re original sin or the sins of your parents affecting your life
Headcanon it's a 50-50 mix so there can be twin sisters, one white one black, or bics with rebelliously purity teen daughters.

>>45132761
KC can't dmca you anyway.

>>45133125
it's best not to remind him of the existence of such things, even to dunk on it.

>>45133124
Meidri was MIDri. I think the only reason everyone was frustrated about her was simply because she was the only non human girl they couldn't fuck.

>>45132978
True, I love it since it encapsulates romance and makes harsh mamono more sweet and submissive.

>>45133062
So does he hate the wiki discord?

The president has been kidnapped by kunoichi
are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?

>>45133156
But the president has a wife which means they can't target him. Their moral code forbids any missions involving married men.

>>45133156
No, I dont wanna walk into them making their umpteenth daughter, that would be really awkward

>>45133062
Pretty sure that was a joke.
>>45133152
Yeah, hates the wikifag too.

>>45133152
>>45133062

Isn't the MGE discord the only place where we get updated info on official KC lore? MGR was such a place, say what you want of the forum, but it was the place where the Sabbath Grimories and all new setting material was kept for everyone to read. Apparently all of that moved to the wiki discord. So, what choice do we have if we want to be updated or review some lore or info?

>>45133156
Gonna be a hero and become the clan leader as a bonus.

>>45133156
god that game was shit
and not even "so bad its funny/good" its just shit.

>>45133168
They also kidnapped his wife.

You have to move quick before they monsterize her.

>>45133152
He hates KC, MGE and pretty much everyone. Don't bother trying to guess at the motivations of complete nutcases, they have none that make sense to actual human beings.

>>45133126
Don't mind me, just going straight to Hagville with a cargo van I just rented. Should be able to fit five or six Hags if my math is right.

>>45133198
>Biden with a monster wife

Nah, I'm good. I want to see where this goes.

>>45133191
Wait its a game quote? What game?

>>45133202
it is pretty funny how often he uses the term "we". trying to pretend to himself he's not alone in his insanity, i suppose.

>>45133209
Bad dudes VS the dragon ninja.
The president in question is Regan IIRC, the game calls him "Ronnie"

>>45133152
Pretty sure most people here hate the wiki discord.
Well, hate discord in general since they tend to be the bane of small/niche communities in general.

>>45132043
Is it normal for your wifes arms to make yours look like twigs

>>45133247
Only if you want to call her musclemommy.

>>45133207
Dammit you just reminded me of those president ai videos and now I can’t stop imagining a video about what you just mentioned.

her jokes about going evil and subjugating humans are unsettling

>>45133211
There's some deeper meaning to his insanity and you'd have to know him from before /mgt/ times to understand. In a nutshell he's incredibly butthurt about any notion of thread culture or gatekeeping and he's trying to dismantle ours by non-stop concern trolling like that.

Thank fuck he's too incompetent and insane to achieve anything.

>>45133247
no, but its hot.

>>45133247
Probably not, but I want a wife like that.

>>45133247
No its unnatural

>>45133247
huge thighs is what i need

How evil do you want your tanukis?

>>45133168
>accept mission to rescue president
>manage to sneak into secret kunoichi village undetected
>you finally find the president in a fancy bedroom
>he's not trapped at all
>he's just sitting with his wife sipping on some sake the kunoichi left him
>how didn't you notice it before?
>kunoichi don't go after married men
>the president isn't the target
>you are
>the president raises his cup to you
>"congrats on the marriage Anon"
>the doors slam shut behind you
>holes in the ceiling open up
>the lights go out
>current objective: survive

>>45133198
3Ds need to be monsterized
>hfw Dr.J turns into a loli that sniffffs like strawberries

>>45131659
Have any of the others been translated to english. There's always google lens but it's just not the same

>>45133202
The motivations exist, they are not good ones, but still exist. First there are the Spacebattlefags, I think the SBs thread on MGE got locked up permanently because of how toxic it was, so it migrated here. They legitimately believe MGE is championing the morally wrong side and The Order is good, so they see it as a sort of game and arguing their point. There are also people that legitimately hate the idea of NEETs or ugly anons being able to marry 11/10 MGs including Lilims, Dragons and girls that the Amazoness that was just posted art of. They think its just "wrong", contradicts too much their sense of aesthetics, are feminists reeing, or that men ought to be required to "become of value" to have a beautiful wife or a combination of all the above. There people (I think only Mick qualifies) that just have a personal beef with KC. And then there are those that just want the MG thread to become a true MG General thread and dislodge MGE from being the main setting or operating on MGE rules.

>>45133299
>AgentAnon finds the Prez in a room of their EvilLair HQ
>Prez shuffles towards him, mumbling incoherently, stumbling up the stairs..
>Ohnoes, too late, the evil Kunois have zombifyed him
>No wait, that's completely normal.

>>45133329
>tl,dr
Fuck off

>>45133313
https://twitter.com/Apexhydra8
this guys posted a couple, though some of them seem a little rough.

>>45133183
MGR still exists under a different domain.
https://www.monstergirlsredux.moe/

>>45133351
This is just advertising at this point.

Cowgirl makes an entrance

Zoom Zoom I am the fastest in the Universe!

>>45133364
>still exists
It's more like a hostile takeover, with new management, rules and everything.

>>45133384
Only one companion for you.

>A naked apron-wearing unagi joro stands in the doorway to her kitchen
>Her eyes dart from surface to surface, calculating vectors from varying starting speeds at a rate even an automaton would approve of
>Hmm, yes. Pancakes today.
>She tenses her skin, and millions of glands across her body secrete slime at just the right consistency
>She slithers to the stove, but not in a straight line, and not before running her hand along a handle to a cabinet she doesn't need to open
>A morning meal is prepared
>"Honey, breakfast! I made pancakes!"
>Shortly, there is the enthusiastic pounding of feet as her husband approaches at near max speed
>She could have made bacon to summon him more quickly, but has chosen sausage today
>The unagi joro lifts her apron to dab at the sweat on her cheeks
>Her husband skitter into the kitchen and immediately loses his balance, practically skating over the thin slime beneath him
>He nears a wall and clutches at a cabinet handle, but his hands find no purchase on the slippery handle and he bounces away, careening towards the stove where his wife awaits
>The unagi joro's husband faceplants directly into her vagina and he flings his arms around her body to catch himself
>Eel pussy will also be a part of breaking today's fast
>"Ara ara!"
>Mission accomplished

Why is this almost a daily occurrence especially on /jp/ of all places.

>>45133414
Jews unironically

>>45133376
By now Mick and Tard are so codependant on each other's [you]s, when the Portals open they're going to monsterise into 2 Alps who take turns to futa-potion each other.

Consider Oni with absolutely humongous tits

>>45133386
How different it is from the original

>>45133442
well considered.

Ah I see the hyena human hybrid is awake.

>>45133447
Run by bunkerschizos.

>>45133442
>in her home village she gets teased for being a 'flattie'

>>45133464
Bunker?
Please excuse my lack of knowledge im retarded

do centaur likers actually

>>45133495
Yes we shove our cocks straight up our centaur wives’s donut holes.

>>45133490
You're talking to the mick, don't bother.

>>45133495
if you see the back half of a centaur stuck in a wall how do you proceed?

>>45133515
I'm going to need a bucket of veterinary lube and two fistfuls of egg vibrators.

>>45133490
bunker is /monster/ on one of the alt chans, its comfy but slow and rules are strictly enforced, bunker shouldn't be discussed here if it can be avoided but if people are hating on it it's a good chance it's one of the ntr fags or the mick crying about it.

>>45133130
But aren't their horns only splitting if the destined partner gets another girl on his dick? Would that imply that born bicorns are destined to be with daddy?

You fucks got to be deformed what the hell.

>>45133447
The "original" MGR came after MGU had a falling out with KC and generally wasn't so attached to MGE anymore. Now one of the bunker schizoids took over and it will be assimilated back into the official MGE fandom with rules like no MGE leaks and they are openly talking about driving out previous regulars.

t. not mick

>>45133571
I get maybe the MGE leaks part since all franchises do that with their new content they don’t want to share yet, but yeah driving out regulars sounds a little stupid.

>>45133297
Just evil enough that she’ll make fun of me and be a nuisance in my daily life, but is completely weak to my advances.

A glass cannon, if you will.

>>45133354
Thanks

>>45133515
i dont like the horse pussy but i think id give it a go if i got her consent first

>>45133571
>t. Not mick
Idk man sounds like something mick would say

>>45133571
So whats mgr like anyway?

>>45133593
I think it's more or less what they did to the wiki discord too.
>I get maybe the MGE leaks part since all franchises do that with their new content they don’t want to share yet,
MGR isn't a franchise though. It's a fan site for monster girls.

>>45132924
A mamano wedding with less than three different children conceived with three different monster bridesmaids in the bathroom stalls of the wedding venue is considered a dull affair
>t. Gremlin RR Martina

>>45133571
This post is full of shit.
MGR came after MGU had a falling out with KC, amd MGU went into full autistic retard cope mode trying to make their own replacement monster girl setting while MGR became the new MGE place.

>>45133627
>with rules like no MGE leaks
I was going off this, though maybe I misread your post of what you meant.

>>45133627
This post is full of shit too and 100% just the mick being a shit-eating rat again with his delusions.

>hunt down dragon girls
>cut off their tails
>make epic swords and armor

>>45133709
Little does anon know cutting the tails off dragons is a marriage ritual with them and that he is completely fucked if he keeps doing this to many dragons.

>>45133635
>>45133672
https://files.catbox.moe/axwyw2.png
It's not like you fucking schizos even bother to hide your intentions. I'm scrolling through that shitty fucking not-meta thread and everyone is openly calling for a takeover.

>>45133709
Just because it grows back, doesn't mean it's okay.

Replying to a cheshire's shitposts with
>I'm coming to your house to rape you in real life
and sending her pizzas when she excitedly gives out her address

>>45133472
Wait till she has her first baby

>>45133442
Define "humongous tits".
Because I'm not sure if your definition of "humongous" isn't the same as mine.

>>45133731
All I'm seeing them talk about is how they don't want subhuman parasites like you around, mick.

Man i regret asking about mgr

>>45131640
>>45131659
>Unessecarily bug giant sword

Here's a secret weapon to beat monster girls with the big swords: A Gun!

Seriously, imagine the looks and face of horror on a lizard woman or Amazonian or any Demon Realm Knight/Paladin who wields the giga sword weapons when the hapless boy they're gonna try claim and rape just points their AR-15 at long or even just medium range. Too bad that despite the massive damage giant swords inflict it comes with PLENTY of reduced agility and stamina points too.

>>45133019
I headcanon similar with vampires where they can still have dhampirs after their husband incubizes it just becomes exponentially rarer

>>45133803
Anons are really good at burying the discontent but sometimes it comes out. Plus these guys show up almost every single day on top of monitoring the thread 24/7 for leaks.

>>45132978

I personally think Eros girls get some debuff or at least are not as focused on physical stats. There is even some Magus Anon story about an Eros Jinko, who while still was very muscular, was admitedly not at the level of average Jinkos because he was more focused on love than fighthing. Thus given my thing are big buff girls, Eros doesn't seem like my best choice.

>>45132380
Hot damn, that's good shit. Thanks anon! Btw, did you enjoy those amazon stories?

>>45133812
>5 kids in
>4 dhamps and a son
>vampire utterly distraught

>>45133753
>inb4 she teleports to your location and violently rapes you

>>45133850
>4 dhamps and a son
That guy is either the biggest chuuni or the most normal man and suffering with all those dorks in his family

is this offensive?

>>45133815
>monitoring the thread 24/7
But that's you, Mick.

Must have been butthurt-inducing to see everyone up the thread dunk on you since you're shitposting this much. You've been trying to convince people to join your schizo grudge all year and nobody gives a shit. You're such a delusional autistic failure that even the /trash/ discord raiding us doesn't want to hang out with you.

>>45133893
i want my wife to have to explain that it wasnt rape because i liked it to her friends. why am i like this.

>>45133753
No pizza only rape, I will fucking do it and live stream it.

>>45133781
Depending on the size of the oni, they may be larger than your torso

>>45130816

>>45133977
draphs make me feel funny. Even the laziest neet anon can tame them just by grabbing their horns.

I'm gonna march straight into Hagville, kick in the door to the first bar I find and carry out as many Hags as I can. They're going to be punished for their Hag ways with gentle, sensual and romantic lovemaking after I marry all of them. I'M EVEN GOING TO HOLD THEIR HANDS IN PUBLIC.

Nobody can stop me.

>>45133495
>do centaur li*ckers actually
Yes, we do.
It's not true love if you don't plant your face in there and drink her nectar.
And after her incredible combined paizuri/BJs, it's only fair to return the favor.

Is it just me, or are these threads so entertaining to watch?

which monster's pussy tastes best? i think flayers.

>>45133709
>>cut off their tails
And now Anon has to eat all that bbq before he can forge his swords

>>45134033
I bet Hellhounds taste like s'mores. My wife would be sitting on my face long enough that she'd get concerned I'd suffocated if not for the fact that I'd still be feasting away.

>>45131085
My favorite fox is Wurm!

>>45133515
>backend
>finger the Hosspuss until her hooves are trembling
>go around to the frontend
>pretend to be a totally different Anon
>Cent begging a stranger for his D to soothe the fire counts as consent and a proposal
>accept
>go around to the backend
>finger her for another twenty minutes
>then fuck-marry her

>>45133977
>>45133997
grab
hold
and breed

>>45133850
I don't know about that. I think having a son would make most monsters elated.
>>45133859
It would be very ironic if the eventual vampire daughters thought they had the coolest big sisters and brother in the world and tried to emulate them

>>45133859
>Has to always remind them to calm down with their chunnni

>>45131506
Kiss the little mouse

>>45134033
ghouls. built for 69ing.

>>45133515
Tip 1:
Don't ever just mention ass-fisting - all Noble Centaurs will tell you that the 'all Cents like anal-fisting' meme is just a H-manga trope and complete bullshit
Tip 2:
All Noble Centaurs are lying.
Lick the sensitive edges of her ears until she's drooling and you can be in her ass up to the elbow while she begs for more.
>tip3: remember to take your watch off, even dive watches suffer in the 3 days it takes to get them back

>>45133944
Each or as a pair?

>>45134033
Probably some clumsy Googirl who 'accidentally' fell over the fence into FarmerAnon's strawberry patch.