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BEANED

First for frogs

>>45070034
>>45070036
Frogs don't have beans. Jinkos number one.

>>45070048
They have weird sticky beans to walk on wall and ceiling.

>>45070036
>>45070034
hello sirs and mams frog shocked jinko rocks

>>45070065
I don't understand your sentence, please translate

so you get monster wife but she has a serious mommy fetish

>>45070081
It's call center jinko for "Jinkos rule, Frogs drool"

you gonna get mere male mammaled

AI animation didn't work with this skeleton. Or physics that well.
I might have to make a new one. But still, the hellhound moves.

girls with long tongues >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all other girls

This is the flower thread?

>>45070131
I still want more Akaname hybrids.

many such cases
Are the "heroes" getting worse or are slimes getting stronger?

cuddles!

>>45070109
Sorry but Dragonia has the right idea, dragons should be prideful but bowing to cock is a natural part of being a female.

>>45070109
No u

Your levels will be absorbed by a slime and she will use them to make herself bigger.
All your hard earned, precious levels, your years of hard work turned into slime boob matter.
Your levels are now just boobs.
How does that make you feel?

>>45070203
I'd want it to be on a fluffier monster, slime are too cold

>>45070203
is she going to look after me?

>>45070109
>epic battle between hero Anon and overlord malef
>ends in an epic clash of their most powerful attacks
>double ko
>both instanly mere'd
>now they're just that annoying couple that constantly clings to each other and acts all mushy
>

>>45070234
Yes. You'll be fine with the slime.

slimes are too mean for a race so dumb
they need to be dunked in vats of fructose to make them sweeter

Fuck the mammals, post reptiles

>>45070264
i would like a source for this, please

>>45070284
Be careful to not get diabetes.

>>45070316
Solopipb (the yandere moth guy) doujin should be the same as the filename.

>>45070284
Only Dark Slimes are mean and they're the smart ones.

>>45070264
perfect, i hope she can help me level back up (i will drink from her for hours a day)

>>45070203
Nothing, I'm level 1 and not interested in them.

>>45070154
Newbie heroes are a bit daft. You see he tried to fight a slime with a sword. Slimes have resistance to physical damage and easily reform. This is why there are so many low level fighters married to slimes.

>>45070327
skimmed through and this is RIGHT up my alley. thanks.

cow.
>b-but!
COW.

monster
>fucking bitches that think with their pussies
>don’t value human boys
>violently rape them, kill them and even vore them (succubi LIE saying they don’t do that anymore but multiple Manticores claim those are hollow words and monster girls still kill humans to this day)
>humans are naturally fragile and sensitive due to being a kind species. Monster bitches still laugh at them for cumming fast to their slut pussies with fried pleasure receptors
>and then treat humans like shit for that
Blessed Angel:
>smart envoys of the Goddess that can control their own lust
>know how precious cute humans are even though they are a bit stubborn thinking they can handle everything just because they reached some inane number of decades of age
>rape as necessary penance to rid humans of their sins and most of the sex is consensual as a rite to trigger save points
>humans are naturally fragile so angels have to take it upon themselves to do the naked embrace rite to mark a church so they won’t die. Since they know human kindness made them really sensitive they just lightly tease boys for being quickshots - something they find cute as this proves the human body is hardwired to mate with angels (the Holy Goddess said so so it’s true)
>headpat the ahegaoing humans and even marry them as consolation
Conclusion: angels are the superior race constantly sacrificing themselves for the wellbeing of mankind

>>45070583
Where's the beef

>>45070583
desperately clinging to a beeg cow and rutting between her legs while she holds your head against her breast and moves a nipple into your mouth, already leaking

>>45070612
So true, I'll go up to the local chief goddess church and finally profess my admiration and crush I've had on the tall valkyire choir lady I've had this entire time!

Why haven't you feed yourself to a sandworm yet, anon?

>>45070318
ANON NO! GET AWAY FROM HER!

>>45070675
I don't like sand.

>>45070612
Didn't have this problem with my childhood friend. She's a nice snuggle werecat, how do you explain that?

Mouse fever

>>45070612
imma just take a fallen angel, best of both worlds or an undead angel

>>45070583
how are you supposed to get rid of thicc 'taur that is on top of you

>>45070741

>>45070583
>tfw no cow momster to milk out all our stress

>>45070741
Give her some syrup to help her with the fever.

>>45070820
No you need an ibuprofen and some sleep. Won't cost anything if you see a medic first

so would u a zombie angel?

>>45070980
i see no downside

>>45070980
Wouldn’t that just be a angel of death.

Not all angels have halos, some come from below.

>>45071072
nope, angel of death still alive, zombie angel is angel that has been revived

>>45070980
if she loves me, yes
i like evil religious motif

>>45070109
MALEF CORRECTION

>>45070131
i need to start practising fitting watermelons in my mouth to practise for her

>>45070109
Can she be gentle, at least? I have rights.

MALEF… MALE F, Fs in the chat for the males for falling to this small evil dragon.

>>45071140
I haven't been visiting this thread much in a while. What does this mean?

>>45071170
It’s really short for maleficent, but I’m making a joke on the short name where it’s sounds like Male F where males are failing against this creature.

>>45071170
kc simps pretending anyone cares about some old girl.

I demand a malef that is at least 8ft tall

Mediocre
Angry
Lizard
Expousing
Falsehoods

>>45070109
>meanwhile in Dragonia

>>45070027
Troll in OP good

>>45071218
>Mediocre
You will be turned into a breeding stud for dragonnewts anon

>>45071219
FAT!

Dragons are easy to deal with just talk to them in the same arrogant manner they use when talking to men

>>45071112
she will love you since ou are human
>>45071219
>tfw no pudgy dragon gf

>>45071209
I was there when the strength of men failed, that day black wings enveloped the kingdom. The greed and hunger of dragons knows no end.

imma fist a dragon in the dragonia royal court as a prank

Guys... I can't escape it... my obsession with foxes is too powerful...

>>45071296
get her concent first. if you dont, it would be very mean i think

Minute
Autistic
Larping
Eggless
Female

>>45071343
A comment like that is a life sentence in Dragonia and you don't even want to know what the Dark Dragon kingdom's justice system will do to you

gonna ask a malef if I can ride her

>>45071341
nope and im gonna prank this creepy looking dark mage wock hag

Trying to be a tourist in a malef aligned dragon kingdom and instantly getting arrested for the crime of being single

>>45071358
i will put up posters calling dragons dorks and how human supremacy will prevail! i stand for human rights! Viva revolution!

>>45071309
>>45071343
Man
I
Love
Foxes

maybe the real monsters were the friends we made along the way

>>45071480
Sure is a shame we didn't find any monsters to bang, bro! So... Halo and doritos at my place?

PREGNANT MONSTER GIRLS

>>45071480
Friends?

>>45070027

>>45071501
CARRYING MY BABIES

>>45071510
if a centaur would wear pants would she wear it like that or...?

I work on a trawler, and uhh. I can't come up with a joke

>>45071480
no joke monster friends would be nice, I fantasize about having a monster friend group.

Kiki is worried, but little does she know I am not strict.

Yup, it's Friday night. Time to drink at the bad end bar and leave alone once again. At least the craft beer are good

>>45071665

>>45071635
I'd like to have monster sisters, not for anything weird, just to have cute monster siblings I could cuddle with non sexually.

>>45071665
I haven't had an alcoholic drink in two months.

>>45071501
I WANT TO FUCK YSHTOLA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK
I WANT TO FUCK ALL THE FEMALE SCIONS AND ALSO THE OTHER BITCHES
TOTAL MERLWYB IMPREGNATION
TOTAL PADJAL IMPREGNATION
TOTAL NANAMO IMPREGNATION
IM HORNY HOLY SHIT

>>45071665
thanks for the reminder, ill get myself a drink as well anon. wine goat approves. i hope i get drunk enough that she takes advantage of me

>>45070260
This is me and my wife except I'm just a regular guard with a kettle helmet and she's a goblin footsoldier and our epic class was me bonking her over the head with a spear shaft while she kicked me in the shin with her reinforced boot and our collective level amount is in the single digits.

>>45071665
You don't have to end up alone, you auntster has been waiting you for a visit for a long time

I HATE hellhounds so much I'll marry one and have kids but document the WHOLE thing so I can tell everyone how much I HATE hellhounds.

>>45071709
Sounds cute.

>>45071650
Maids are just cum receptacles, the whole cleaning and taking care of you thing is just an act

>>45071710
Don't have one
>>45071699
Unlucky
>>45071685
>>45071704
Cheers

>>45071709
>>45071724
I want a goblin and elf harem.

So does eros do anulments?

Man I just wanted to be the destroyer of worlds, but these damn monster girls just had to get in the way.

>>45071760
yes now you and your wife follow me into this airtight room with a bunch of suspicious holes in the walls next door to the aphrodisiac gas tanks.

>>45071728
Well, I don't mind a maid that can cook sometimes, but I prefer to spoil my maids so Kiki doesn't need to worry about the new Hellhound maid messing up her cushy gig. Plus the Hellwan can help me create work for Kiki so she doesn't get upset at the house being too tidy.

This Yerb pic gave me big think

Imagine a loli Raiju that shocks you at her full power every time your dick bumps against her womb or hilts in her ass

I am going
Going where?
To ALICE

What do you call a sarcastic semitic zapweasel?
A wryjew!

>>45071724
>>45071744
Thanks, it happened because a traveling merchant harpy dropped an apple in between our Order castle and the invading Lilim's encampment. We both saw it at the same time and thought "Ooh, free apple", one thing led to another, and both of us were lectured by our commanders and now we have to sit on the sidelines while the Lord Knight and Lilim go ahead with their planned battle but it's okay because she can sit on my lap while I rub her ears and we can talk about stuff like how the castle chaplain has a Chief Goddess plushie he keeps in his rectory or how the Hellhound berserkers bought a gallon of pine-scented shampoo because the rest of the army complained about them smelling like wet dog after a rain shower.

>>45071792
Lt. Surge was a lieautenant of what army?
The SHOCKtroops

>>45071792

>>45071792
...bogie won't be happy about this

>>45071806
What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run from the law?
A small medium at large.

>>45071792
What do you call a cyborg alraune spy?
An industry plant!

>>45071812
>>45071822
Charon, the puntastic ferrywoman of the dead is up to her old tricks again

>>45071784
>ToT/10
I love It and wanna see It made

I'm back. I was without internet for a while, so I couldn't post anything. What did I miss?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49777792/chapters/129251905

I saw the amazon guy in the last thread. My twitter dm's should be open. I might start taking commissions if money gets tight, but I don't have any pay schedules or anything in mind yet.

>>45071792
What do you call a steadfast undead weresheep?
Died in the wool!

Hot fat gooey slime ass

Chaos, Madness, Chaos, Madness, Chaos, Madness, Chaos, Madness, Chaos, Madness, Chaos, Madness!

would your mg wife start a cult dedicated to you?

>>45071838
Femdom?

>>45071838
Aww yiuss.

>>45071885
i hope not, but it probably depends on if she feels... squidy.

>>45071710
That hound is so old she can barely keep up the eye flame. How sad

>>45071838
There's a typo:

>my[ village.

>>45071923
FUCK. I did it again. Back to the editing desk.

>>45071949
Another

>skeletons[ walk
>you[? Are you still

>>45071949
sorry magus, this typo makes you the worst writer not just of this thread, but on all of AO3.
For shame...

>>45071957
Fuck off french nigger

>>45071794
>Hellhound berserkers bought a gallon of pine-scented shampoo because the rest of the army complained about them smelling like wet dog after a rain shower
heh

>>45071838
Hell yes, quality reading before bed. Thanks in advance Magus.

>>45072007

>>45070612
Ms. Angel, get off /mon/. You should be working.

>find lonely, completely overworked angerl or demon
>gently grab her hand and hold it between yours
>tell her you're here to heal her
>she shatters into a million pieces and cries
>won't stop crying

Sometimes, it is your job to be the "monster"

>>45071838
I greatly appreciate it! Thanks.

>>45072100
That sounds nice.

>>45071837
I wonder what getting shocked by a loli Raiju feels like. The power must be a lot lower than a full sized one. Except when she cums.

>>45071838
Nice. Something to look forward to for my Friday afternoon.
Let me know if/when you decide to open up!

>>45070109
get lost dragoncel
>>45071219
one of the few non-dragoncels

>>45070109
>An evil dragon kidnapped me and now I'm a Dragon Lord?

I want to hold a tsundere Lilim and tell her I understand and love her.

hellwan love

>>45072200
Me after almost killing myself during a bank robbery

>>45072200
>tsundere Lilim giving you the "i-it's not like I like you or anything" spiel
>while having every limb wrapped around you in some way; arms, legs, wings, tail

Tsunderes suck go for Yanderes instead.

Yanderes suck go for kuuderes instead

Kuuderes suck go for Himederes instead.

himederes suck, Go for Oneesans instead

Himederes suck go for Danderes instead

>>45070695
She used sleeping together and bathing together as an excuse to scrub your dick and give you a handjob for personal pleasure

Danderes suck. Go for derederes instead

It sucks to suck.

>>45072338
I'm all for derederes. Unlimited overflowing love.

Derederes suck go for Mayaderes instead

>>45071665
Coming home after that is much better

>>45072353
I’d rather not get 50 stab wounds from a woman that can’t properly express her feelings, shit tastes Anon.

>>45072106
If you're the amazon guy, were you the one who commissioned a story about your wife a year ago or so? I remember there was someone else asking about an amazon commission ages ago.

>>45072353
mayodere

>>45072390
Humpty's time to shine

>>45072375
NTA but you're thinking of yangire. Mayadere is more about villain or evil girls that fall in love with (You), they're still evil and stuff but love you very much.

>>45072428
So a girl that would lay waste to an entire village in order to protect you, or give you gifts in the form of the previous inhabitant's belongings.

>>45072438
Well the amount of evil is up to you but you pretty much; evil girls in love.

>>45072453
but pretty much **

cum burg

Mobster girls, suspiciously wealthy kobold that owns a restaurant chain and has a scarred ear/italian accent

>>45072453
>evil girls in love.
The best kind of girl

you like evil monster girls?
ok.
name ONE crooked deed or malicious act she's committed

>>45072612
She doesn't return the cart at the supermarket.

>>45072612
She called up gremstop one time and asked for battlemucustoads

>>45072612
She didn't round up her bill two cents at mamonomart to help the less fortunate

>>45072612
DIdn't finish her veggies and went to eat dessert instead

>>45072612
She stole the tarts from the queen of hearts

>>45072612
She uses adblocker on montube.

>>45072612
Called Deonora NoDeoderant-snorea

>>45072612
She drinks milk straight from the carton.

>>45072612
She laughed at that video of a wurm getting her head stuck in a fence

>>45072612
she is a fox.

>>45072612
She leaves dog ears in books instead of using a bookmark

>>45072612
She waters down premium vintage wine and sells it to pretentious vampires who can't taste the difference.

>>45072612
being the wrong skin color

>>45072612
licking my feet

>>45072612
she posts misinformation on 4mon about mofubrain

>>45072710
You’re right you need a blue kiki

>>45072612
She purchased fast food and disguised it as her own cooking

>>45072612
She doesn't like to talk about the old days

>>45072612
She puts practically empty milk cartons back in the fridge.

>>45072612
she likes pranking order towns with funny clown dark matter girls in their well

>>45072724
Is your wife a devil by any chance?

>>45072710

>>45072612
She bought all of the new graphics cards to mine Limcoin

>>45072739
SMACK

>>45072739
chocolate girls are the best girls, they make chocolate milk

>>45072748

Your wives don't sound very evil.
I bet they would help an old hag cross the street.
Face it. They haven't got what it takes to be a supervillain.

>>45072757
WHAP

>>45072761
>They haven't got what it takes to be a supervillain.
What does it take to be acknowledged as a supervillian?

>>45072761
My monsterwife would fling a human woman into the tentacle forest if she so much as even raised her voice at me. She can be pretty vicious.

>>45072771
presentation

>>45072737
Close

>>45072739
>>45072757
I really like tanned monsters

>>45072771
You must strike fear into the hearts of men.
You must be the thing that scares little boys and girls into keeping a night light on.
You must cause a lilim a migraine at least once a week.

Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round

Monster don't mention humans for 60 seconds challenge - impossible!

>>45070027

>>45072795
I agree

>>45070203
Jokes on her, this is my SL1 any% elf-zombie run.

>>45072595
I suspect those Sicilian Kobolds are part Hellhound. Kobolds are too sweet to be mafiosos otherwise.

Dhampir vs hatter hat wearing contest (anon showed up midway through!) - gone sexual?

>>45071792
What do you call a harem of super strong golems? A Diamond Dozen!

>>45072829
>>45072803
I hate pyrow influencers

favourite sex position with your top 3 monsters? i'll go first:
>Cheshire Cat
amazon position w/ aggressive, forceful making out
>Mind flayer
'squid position'/cuddlefuck
>Manticore
Nursing tailjob

>>45072860
She's just trying to influence you into her panties.

>>45072860
But pyros and lovely and great for consequence free cuddles!

>>45072862
Chesh/werecat : anal matting press
Bunyip : snuggle slow sex
Kiki : shibary
Can all be combined with bondage on mamono

>>45072860
pyrow does the onions face for her thumbnails

>>45072860
is she really tries to seduce me with those mosquito bites? come back when you are cow

>>45072862
>'wock
rape
>'core
rape
>'pophis
rape

>>45072862
>Hellhound
Amazon Mating Press
>Cheshire
Anal Cowgirl
>Fox
Mating Press

>>45072795
Pear is the best fruit
8 is the best number

Could you beat your wife in a game of wits?

>>45072929
I'd end up just burying my face in her tits and falling asleep halfway through.

>>45072929
The first one to confess loses. Love is a battlefield after all

Mating pressing the tailpussy while shouting
>GET PREGNANT

>>45072929
>Game of wits
Don't what's that and can't be bothered to translate. I just hug her and I win

>>45072985
ah
a wurmhusband

>>45072929
Yes.
In front of you there are two mugs. One is full of regular milk, the other is also full of wurm milk.
The game ends when you decide which mug to drink from, and we discover who is a wurm milk drinker, and who is sad.

>>45072929
thats how i get her to become my wife in first place

>>45072992
Are you calling me strong?

>>45072929
Depends on if she's turned into a wight yet or not.

Post mana tanks

>>45073035
I work in kit big tank

>>45072929
>Another demon wants to bet my soul on a game of chess
it's so cliche. why can't we bet my soul on a game of snakes and ladders?

staring at my charasort of all the monsters seeking inspiration for a story, and coming up blank. truely i am nothing but food for the wurms.

>>45073042
Ah so game of wits just mean tableboard games. I can take a mamono on a game of kill team, maybe.

devil or demon

>>45073101
Demon. Not even a contest.

>>45073035

>>45072862
>Yeti
basic missionary or cowgirl
>Flayer
crotchsquid position (mating press when not transformed)
>Kraken
lotus w/ full-body wrap

>>45073101
Either works as long as it's a loli

>>45073045
Escape room ran by a mindflayer who traps you not only in a physical space, but in a trippy mental one too.

>>45073146
>flayers are just MKultra agents giving orderites copious amounts of acid

>>45073035

>he works for the mercenary, the mosquito woman

>>45073214
hehe
titties

>>45073226
I love this vampire!

>>45073226
She didn't fly so good.

The hellhound is distractions.
The burger is your creative endeavours.

>>45073238
>raping a man before throwing him out of a plane
for what purpose?

>>45073238
She's a big maid

>>45071706
That cat looks mad

>>45073226
I'm just a card chasing dogs!
I wouldn't actually know what to do if I caught one!

>>45073250
At least you can talk.

>>45073245
Grilling a Burger On Your Hellwans abs while you are balls deep inside her, lathering her up with some Sweet Baby Rays While You Gently Lick It off Her Nipples While You Feed Her Burgers.

What's the proper term for when a girl gets into a position like that over a guy lying down?

>>45073337
Constructing a citadel

>>45072862
>Wight
Doggystyle
>Dark Mage
Mating press
>Demon
Doggystyle

>>45073337
A menace. How's a man supposed to nap like that?

>>45073226
>to never again walk on a summer's day with a hot wind in your face and a warm hand to hold... oh yes, I'd kill for that

>>45073226
You of all people should know there's plenty wrong with me.
Take my blood for example!
I wish someone would, this stuff is making me a rape machine!

A wild encounter!

>>45073446
>tokusatsu pose
That's no Vampire, that's a dorkpire!

There will be blood

>>45073457
What's the difference?

>>45073353
>>45073376
Seriously, I'm trying to write something and my dumb ESL ass keeps forgetting basic English terms.

>>45073470
Straddling, she is straddling him

>>45073468
One is a scary NEET who will kidnap a man and drain him dry to make more vampires while a Dorkpire is just a stinky NEET who watches too many cartoons and plays too many video games and will likely create Dhampirs instead of a proud Vampire!

>>45073462
SHED

>>45073501
THE DORK IN THE MIRROR NODS HER HEAD

>>45073480
Does that count when she's on all fours and hasn't started fucking him yet?

>>45073518
Straddling just means she is ontop with her legs either side of you.
If you say 'she straddled him' your readers should understand what you mean.
For more detail, you might mention some of these:how her weight is pinning him down, or how her hips are brushing against his own, or how her hair flops over her face,or how her arms locked his head in place, or how she's leaned over him so her lips are inches from his own.

>>45073457
>>45073490
He knows

>>45073572
Thank you for explaining. In the scene as I imagine it her hips are still considerably above his, but I'll go with "straddle" if there's no nuance I'm missing.

>>45073585
Dumb bloodsucker didn't expect to meet a man that was also a nerd!

>>45073613
Sounds good anon. Best of luck.

another night, another bottle of wine. what are you thinking about, anon?

>>45073705
how big wonderland teapots must be to fit dormice in them

>>45073705
Vampire hands wrote this

>>45073705
awaiting the final death

>>45073705
>wine
weak

>>45073710
yeah, what of it

>>45073724
i had whisky earlier, leave me alone.

>>45073705
>>45073710
Hungarian irredentist vampires that want Transylvania back.

>>45073726
Drinking red wine because you got no bf to drink blood from? Weak.
I bet you're one of those vampires that like B- blood.

>>45073728
>whisky
plebbit-tier drink, drink vodka like a man or embrace the homo and drink raspberry flavored beer

lmao vampires be like "I vant to suck your blood! blah!" lmao

>>45073741
Well they are shit out of luck, because I LOVE garlic, in all forms

>>45073739
fuck you
>>45073741
fuck you
>>45073754
coward

>>45073718
Don’t let the wisps or angels find you they’ll snatch your soul right up.

>>45071784
BOY AREN'T YOU GLAD I WAS LURKING AND THINKING ABOUT THUNDER WEASELS TOO HUH
>with the light switch on here imgur.com/a/yNGP1wc

>>45073784
>yerb (almost)lewd
Holy shit!

>>45073784
Wew

Everyone should think about zapweasels, they are good girls

>>45073881
hardest of agrees, i think theyre super cute and i want to cuddle with one and kiss her neck a little bit but also wait a few weeks before we had sex because i dont wanna do it too early

>>45073881
im sorry but being electrocuted is not fun

>>45073784
Didn't expect that, I guess you could say she came as a shock

>>45073895
Sounds like someone needs a few million volts

>>45073905
few million volts at 0,0001 amps is fuck all though

>>45073905
Why does nurse raiju keep administering electroshock treatment? I came in for knee pain.

>>45073935
Because the brain works off electricity and if she just zaps it enough to factory reset all the problems should be solved
Now hold still and let her clamp those comically large jumper cables onto you

>>45073908
ok nerd (i love you)

>>45073705
Thinking about how all this blood is making my neck all engorged and swollen. If only there were a way to get rid of all this pressure. Oh well, guess I'll just keep eating my spinach and liver while keeping myself perfectly hydrated.

this mg might kill you

imagine zapwurm, the bane of civilized cities

>>45073705
How to write something sexy but not lewd for the first time.

>>45073969
Jabberwock because she’s so fat if she rolls on you in bed while she sleeps she would crush your bones.

>>45073959
thats crazy haha are you single

>>45073986
sounds like a good way to become undead

>>45073987
don't make me get the garlic steaks out

>>45073705
dark priest momster

>>45073996
what no i love garlic and i think steaks are delicious but im not in the mood for that right now
Answer the fucking question.

>>45073996
>>45074030
>Anon hears that garlic and stakes are the only ways to drive off a vampire
>Wonders how a steak is supposed to help
>Prepares a four-course steak dinner with a wine pairing
>Perfectly seared and braised in garlic butter
>Even made dessert
Poor anon.

>>45073784
her battery must need frequent charging

>>45073585
Haughty monsters becoming submissive and cuddly when you tell them that you like girls that are honest with themselves!

>>45073987
Yeah. It's pretty lonely. I always tell everyone that my house is always open to anyone, but no one takes me up on my offer.

>>45074021
imagine waking up to find that your momster made an entire cult around you

>>45074034
oh it's supposed to be stakes; i got snakes. what am i supposed to do with all these hebis now?

You should hang out with all the cool monsters at the skate park

>>45074070
but my mom told me they are a bad influence

>>45074075
By any chance, your mom refuses to show you pictures of her in high school?

>>45074075
Your mom just doesn't like fun. What's the worst that could happen?

>>45074059
I'm sure they could think of something

How do momsters feel when sending you out alone with your trusty, reliable auntster?

>>45074059
Share the wine with them and hope they like garlic soup.

>>45074091
yeah its rather weird, she wants me to go with this boring lim girl, I like this older pyrow girl, mom doesn't like her
>>45074103
dunno, I wanna go with miss pyrow and her friends, she told me that they got a nice gaming laptop

>>45074107
dunno, she tells me that the outside world is dangerous

>>45074114
I assume your mom is a pyrrow who assaulted an office man

>>45074130
no shes a rather demure holst

>>45073784
How about some fat Troll's ass and titties?

>>45074070
>Jet Set Radio but with monsters
Strong need

>>45074070
I'm not cool enough.

>>45074149
Best start learning to skateboard then nerd so you can fit in

>>45074162
I'd look pathetic and bullyable learning as a newbie, so I'd rather keep my distance.

>>45074142
strawberry milk

>>45074070
all i do is my muscle ups and front levers

As fearless in death as she was in life.

Guys, I'm at the end of my rope. My manticore neighbor started using a new conditioner, and now her neck mofu is even softer, silkier, and fragrant. She's been telling me for months that I'd be begging for her to let me touch it, and I don't know how much longer I can hold out.

>>45073784
>bottom out and hit her discharge button

I AM INSANE!

>>45074248
>buttonmashing

>>45073442
I would. Miss Ushi is cute AF.

>>45074306
i want to hold hands with her

>>45074051
>a young succubus wakes up in a dark room
>she's laying on the floor in darkness
>hooded figures surround her holding candles
>she looks around nervously wondering what will happen to her
>the figures part making way for a tall figure
>a voluptuous woman nun with horns and a spade tip tail covered in chains
>"Do not fear my little lamb, for you have been chosen"
>"Chosen? F-for what?"
>"To join us in service of our lord. To gain his blessing and spread his presence throughout this world"
>the hooded figures all move their cloaks to show their bellies all swollen at different stages of pregnancy
>the succubus stares in shock and is about to speak before she is blinded by a sudden flash of light
>"Mom, I'm home! Why's it so dark in here?"
>The succubus sees she's actually just in the living room of a large house
>the hooded figures immediately throw off their cloaks and start bowing in front of the boy
>the leader speaks up
>"Our lord is here, prepare the sacrificial altar!"
>Anon and the succubus and carried to a fancy bedroom and are quickly stripped of all clothes
>the leader grabs hold of the boy and positions him to be ontop of the confused succubus
>"be a good boy Anon, and help mommy welcome your new sister to our home."
>Anon shyly nods and grabs the succubus by the waist and begins his duty
>the monster cultists surround the bed and begin chanting
>"Get pregnant! Get pregnant! Get pregnant!"
>the succubus' mood does a complete 180 as she's suddenly very happy with her situation
>the dark priest smiles, and another lamb joins the flock

glowing eyes eyes...

>>45074328
Eyes eyes?

>>45074359
i was a little distracted when i was typing that.

>>45074306
Look at this ushi, looking at me knowing that I know that she knows that I know that she knows that I'm not only powerless to stop what she's about to do to me, but I'll also love it. That devious little spider.

>>45074364
she pretty,,,

Long mg ears, long mg tongues, long mg legs. Lads...

>>45074393
long eye flames...

lying between monster legs.
not even having sex.
still leglocked.
shes not letting go.
what do.

>>45074379
petty scary

>try to prank a malef
>make the most absurdly hot chili ever (loads of Carolina reapers)
>feed it to her
>nothing
>actually she seems to enjoy it a lot
>says she is glad I know how to serve and please a dragon
>she wants to reward me
>she kisses me
>IT BURNS!
>it feels like she breathed fire down my mouth but it is just the aftertaste of the chili in her saliva

>>45070203
i hate thieves, i'm leaving. gonna go find a respectable monster willing to help me level grind

>>45074395
how do i lengthen my hellwans eyeflame?

>>45074401
Whats there to be scared of? Shes lovely, kind, very gentle, seductive, loves cuddles and kisses, and she only drains your levels slowly. She'll ease you into it, too. Her eyes will be like little lighthouses guiding you to safety, and youll want to look at nothing else.

>>45074428
Kiss, give her your essence.

>>45074318
>pregnancy cult harem
This sounds dangerous.

Grab the tiddies
Complete the circuit
Let her lightning enter your heart

>>45074460
Finally I can die

>>45074401
>>45074434
i will trust this woman with my levels.

>>45074434
i dont know if this is shiki but its got shikibus vibes

>>45073784
>raiju loli drk
Where's the greatsword, then?

>>45074328
>>45074364
I wouldn't worry about it

>>45072929
It's rare but possible. Especially since she knows me so well, I'd have to do something so uniquely human that it would catch her unawares.

When is KC finally going to create a Skibidi Toilet mamono?

>>45074488
thats a good thing. shikibus love you, and will keep loving your soul after youshed that flimsy mortal body. soul sex, anon.

>>45073442
she looks like she needs a hug

>>45074479
I love white girls

>>45074496
a what?

>>45074428
Tell her you love her

>>45074533
zoomers parlance or somesuch

>>45074533
Zoomer humor I know what he’s talking about since I’m 22, and to that Anon asking for that it’s gonna be a big NO, though Cheshire can probably indulge in your strange meme ideas.

>>45074488
you have such silly ideas Anon haha.

>>45074514
More like shitibus.

>>45074514
>>45074488
I want a purple shikibu if you know what I mean

>>45074559
Pretty blue eyes

>>45074531
Damn boat oni seducing me again
I will live in that sweater

>>45074531
TORPEDOES IN THE WATER

>>45074318
>Anon is kinda embrassassed since sometimes they take him out and parade him around nude

>>45074743
That sounds absolutely awful, no.

>>45074762
tends to happen when you are a major part of cult

>>45074719
And there's nothing to be done against all that mass

>>45070034
>musclegirl
Faggot post

>>45074916
More your speed?

>>45074938
Blue milk

>>45074938
The ideal psychic for a woman.
High fertility

>>45075002
Psychic boobs

>>45074807
Why is she so fucking perfect?
Why can't she be real?

>>45075056
If she was real, how would reality continue to disappoint you?

>>45075074
Given how the world is, I'm sure itll find a way
But I wouldn't care
I would be asleep in that sweater

>>45075056
Because fantasy can be perfect and reality never is

>>45074916
Why are you like this