Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Fri Oct 27 14:07:14 2023 No.45070027 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 14:07:37 2023 No.45070034 File: 152 KB, 811x1147, jinkobeaned.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BEANED

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 14:07:50 2023 No.45070036 First for frogs

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 14:08:33 2023 No.45070048 >>45070034 >>45070036 Frogs don't have beans. Jinkos number one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 14:09:26 2023 No.45070060 >>45070048 They have weird sticky beans to walk on wall and ceiling.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 14:09:49 2023 No.45070065 File: 1.59 MB, 1501x1656, Squeesh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45070036 >>45070034 hello sirs and mams frog shocked jinko rocks

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 14:10:38 2023 No.45070081 >>45070065 I don't understand your sentence, please translate

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 14:12:50 2023 No.45070106 so you get monster wife but she has a serious mommy fetish

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 14:13:03 2023 No.45070107 >>45070081 It's call center jinko for "Jinkos rule, Frogs drool"

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 14:13:08 2023 No.45070109 File: 111 KB, 1200x1200, 1698160105320419.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] you gonna get mere male mammaled

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 14:15:00 2023 No.45070124 File: 3.85 MB, 1438x874, oops.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AI animation didn't work with this skeleton. Or physics that well. I might have to make a new one. But still, the hellhound moves.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 14:15:47 2023 No.45070131 File: 306 KB, 561x431, 1611901832682.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] girls with long tongues >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all other girls

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 14:16:43 2023 No.45070146 File: 269 KB, 2048x1448, 1647957259175.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is the flower thread?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 14:16:56 2023 No.45070150 >>45070131 I still want more Akaname hybrids.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 14:17:39 2023 No.45070154 File: 159 KB, 355x333, youlost.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] many such cases Are the "heroes" getting worse or are slimes getting stronger?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 14:17:57 2023 No.45070159 File: 511 KB, 2600x4000, AGbdFsf7_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] cuddles!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 14:18:20 2023 No.45070164 >>45070109 Sorry but Dragonia has the right idea, dragons should be prideful but bowing to cock is a natural part of being a female.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 14:18:47 2023 No.45070166 >>45070109 No u

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 14:21:53 2023 No.45070203 Your levels will be absorbed by a slime and she will use them to make herself bigger. All your hard earned, precious levels, your years of hard work turned into slime boob matter. Your levels are now just boobs. How does that make you feel?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 14:24:13 2023 No.45070221 >>45070203 I'd want it to be on a fluffier monster, slime are too cold

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 14:25:13 2023 No.45070234 >>45070203 is she going to look after me?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 14:27:50 2023 No.45070260 >>45070109 >epic battle between hero Anon and overlord malef >ends in an epic clash of their most powerful attacks >double ko >both instanly mere'd >now they're just that annoying couple that constantly clings to each other and acts all mushy >

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 14:28:08 2023 No.45070264 File: 254 KB, 890x524, Lymphae.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45070234 Yes. You'll be fine with the slime.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 14:29:32 2023 No.45070284 slimes are too mean for a race so dumb they need to be dunked in vats of fructose to make them sweeter

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 14:30:27 2023 No.45070294 File: 654 KB, 1284x1521, SaltwaterMomma.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuck the mammals, post reptiles

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 14:32:48 2023 No.45070316 >>45070264 i would like a source for this, please

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 14:32:50 2023 No.45070318 File: 124 KB, 600x394, 1690031933376476.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45070284 Be careful to not get diabetes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 14:33:54 2023 No.45070327 >>45070316 Solopipb (the yandere moth guy) doujin should be the same as the filename.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 14:34:03 2023 No.45070329 >>45070284 Only Dark Slimes are mean and they're the smart ones.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 14:34:24 2023 No.45070334 >>45070264 perfect, i hope she can help me level back up (i will drink from her for hours a day)

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 14:40:20 2023 No.45070391 >>45070203 Nothing, I'm level 1 and not interested in them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 14:43:08 2023 No.45070421 >>45070154 Newbie heroes are a bit daft. You see he tried to fight a slime with a sword. Slimes have resistance to physical damage and easily reform. This is why there are so many low level fighters married to slimes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 14:44:15 2023 No.45070430 >>45070327 skimmed through and this is RIGHT up my alley. thanks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 14:59:52 2023 No.45070583 File: 194 KB, 1215x2037, FvXsR7PXsAEHLo2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] cow. >b-but! COW.

Anonymous Fri Oct 27 15:02:47 2023 No.45070612

monster
>fucking bitches that think with their pussies
>don’t value human boys
>violently rape them, kill them and even vore them (succubi LIE saying they don’t do that anymore but multiple Manticores claim those are hollow words and monster girls still kill humans to this day)
>humans are naturally fragile and sensitive due to being a kind species. Monster bitches still laugh at them for cumming fast to their slut pussies with fried pleasure receptors
>and then treat humans like shit for that
Blessed Angel:
>smart envoys of the Goddess that can control their own lust
>know how precious cute humans are even though they are a bit stubborn thinking they can handle everything just because they reached some inane number of decades of age
>rape as necessary penance to rid humans of their sins and most of the sex is consensual as a rite to trigger save points
>humans are naturally fragile so angels have to take it upon themselves to do the naked embrace rite to mark a church so they won’t die. Since they know human kindness made them really sensitive they just lightly tease boys for being quickshots - something they find cute as this proves the human body is hardwired to mate with angels (the Holy Goddess said so so it’s true)
>headpat the ahegaoing humans and even marry them as consolation
Conclusion: angels are the superior race constantly sacrificing themselves for the wellbeing of mankind

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 15:04:53 2023 No.45070626 >>45070583 Where's the beef

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 15:05:35 2023 No.45070636 >>45070583 desperately clinging to a beeg cow and rutting between her legs while she holds your head against her breast and moves a nipple into your mouth, already leaking

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 15:09:09 2023 No.45070669 >>45070612 So true, I'll go up to the local chief goddess church and finally profess my admiration and crush I've had on the tall valkyire choir lady I've had this entire time!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 15:09:24 2023 No.45070675 Why haven't you feed yourself to a sandworm yet, anon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 15:09:36 2023 No.45070680 >>45070318 ANON NO! GET AWAY FROM HER!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 15:10:01 2023 No.45070686 >>45070675 I don't like sand.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 15:10:38 2023 No.45070695 >>45070612 Didn't have this problem with my childhood friend. She's a nice snuggle werecat, how do you explain that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 15:14:51 2023 No.45070741 File: 433 KB, 1267x1577, bf709f18-67a6-4bce-9e03-b96d2da0e658.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mouse fever

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 15:16:51 2023 No.45070762 >>45070612 imma just take a fallen angel, best of both worlds or an undead angel

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 15:17:23 2023 No.45070765 File: 444 KB, 2048x1536, FlgkbtgagAElte2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45070583 how are you supposed to get rid of thicc 'taur that is on top of you

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 15:18:03 2023 No.45070768 File: 285 KB, 1500x1500, MyLovelycat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45070741

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 15:20:54 2023 No.45070792 >>45070583 >tfw no cow momster to milk out all our stress

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 15:23:48 2023 No.45070820 >>45070741 Give her some syrup to help her with the fever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 15:29:16 2023 No.45070872 >>45070820 No you need an ibuprofen and some sleep. Won't cost anything if you see a medic first

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 15:41:02 2023 No.45070980 so would u a zombie angel?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 15:43:26 2023 No.45071005 File: 2.18 MB, 1146x1854, 1679418895789022.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45070980 i see no downside

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 15:50:12 2023 No.45071072 >>45070980 Wouldn’t that just be a angel of death.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 15:50:53 2023 No.45071080 File: 1.40 MB, 3840x2160, 1698028089006410.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Not all angels have halos, some come from below.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 15:55:14 2023 No.45071102 >>45071072 nope, angel of death still alive, zombie angel is angel that has been revived

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 15:57:01 2023 No.45071112 >>45070980 if she loves me, yes i like evil religious motif

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 15:58:28 2023 No.45071119 >>45070109 MALEF CORRECTION

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 15:59:29 2023 No.45071131 >>45070131 i need to start practising fitting watermelons in my mouth to practise for her

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 16:00:45 2023 No.45071137 >>45070109 Can she be gentle, at least? I have rights.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 16:01:01 2023 No.45071140 MALEF… MALE F, Fs in the chat for the males for falling to this small evil dragon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 16:04:00 2023 No.45071170 >>45071140 I haven't been visiting this thread much in a while. What does this mean?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 16:05:41 2023 No.45071183 >>45071170 It’s really short for maleficent, but I’m making a joke on the short name where it’s sounds like Male F where males are failing against this creature.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 16:06:59 2023 No.45071193 >>45071170 kc simps pretending anyone cares about some old girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 16:08:37 2023 No.45071209 File: 183 KB, 1362x1200, 1697112782991752.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I demand a malef that is at least 8ft tall

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 16:09:13 2023 No.45071218 Mediocre Angry Lizard Expousing Falsehoods

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 16:09:28 2023 No.45071219 File: 361 KB, 1000x1412, 1698075022651686.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45070109 >meanwhile in Dragonia

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 16:11:43 2023 No.45071235 File: 136 KB, 580x716, Troll squish.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45070027 Troll in OP good

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 16:11:59 2023 No.45071237 >>45071218 >Mediocre You will be turned into a breeding stud for dragonnewts anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 16:13:02 2023 No.45071248 >>45071219 FAT!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 16:13:47 2023 No.45071253 Dragons are easy to deal with just talk to them in the same arrogant manner they use when talking to men

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 16:14:57 2023 No.45071259 >>45071112 she will love you since ou are human >>45071219 >tfw no pudgy dragon gf

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 16:20:51 2023 No.45071291 >>45071209 I was there when the strength of men failed, that day black wings enveloped the kingdom. The greed and hunger of dragons knows no end.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 16:22:39 2023 No.45071296 imma fist a dragon in the dragonia royal court as a prank

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 16:24:13 2023 No.45071309 File: 369 KB, 1200x1164, 1635690673527.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guys... I can't escape it... my obsession with foxes is too powerful...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 16:29:02 2023 No.45071341 >>45071296 get her concent first. if you dont, it would be very mean i think

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 16:29:29 2023 No.45071343 Minute Autistic Larping Eggless Female

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 16:32:54 2023 No.45071358 >>45071343 A comment like that is a life sentence in Dragonia and you don't even want to know what the Dark Dragon kingdom's justice system will do to you

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 16:33:54 2023 No.45071363 gonna ask a malef if I can ride her

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 16:33:57 2023 No.45071364 >>45071341 nope and im gonna prank this creepy looking dark mage wock hag

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 16:41:11 2023 No.45071396 Trying to be a tourist in a malef aligned dragon kingdom and instantly getting arrested for the crime of being single

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 16:42:04 2023 No.45071401 File: 2.22 MB, 3000x2000, 1688052061507327.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45071358 i will put up posters calling dragons dorks and how human supremacy will prevail! i stand for human rights! Viva revolution!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 16:42:52 2023 No.45071405 File: 1.29 MB, 2731x4096, 1635761058239.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45071309 >>45071343 Man I Love Foxes

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 17:00:00 2023 No.45071480 maybe the real monsters were the friends we made along the way

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 17:02:05 2023 No.45071493 File: 46 KB, 600x514, 1439972803536.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45071480 Sure is a shame we didn't find any monsters to bang, bro! So... Halo and doritos at my place?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 17:03:07 2023 No.45071501 PREGNANT MONSTER GIRLS

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 17:03:19 2023 No.45071504 >>45071480 Friends?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 17:04:45 2023 No.45071510 File: 1.06 MB, 1435x2000, 111218593_p26.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45070027

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 17:04:45 2023 No.45071509 File: 245 KB, 657x757, 1525511966577.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45071501 CARRYING MY BABIES

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 17:05:28 2023 No.45071514 >>45071510 if a centaur would wear pants would she wear it like that or...?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 17:21:56 2023 No.45071586 File: 178 KB, 1300x1600, 1634316391383.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I work on a trawler, and uhh. I can't come up with a joke

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 17:28:24 2023 No.45071635 File: 1.98 MB, 944x1333, 1697659576978146.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45071480 no joke monster friends would be nice, I fantasize about having a monster friend group.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 17:30:55 2023 No.45071650 File: 234 KB, 869x1823, maid.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kiki is worried, but little does she know I am not strict.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 17:33:32 2023 No.45071665 Yup, it's Friday night. Time to drink at the bad end bar and leave alone once again. At least the craft beer are good

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 17:36:38 2023 No.45071685 File: 464 KB, 1207x1084, 1628786015840.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45071665

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 17:38:22 2023 No.45071697 >>45071635 I'd like to have monster sisters, not for anything weird, just to have cute monster siblings I could cuddle with non sexually.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 17:38:30 2023 No.45071699 >>45071665 I haven't had an alcoholic drink in two months.

Anonymous Fri Oct 27 17:39:15 2023 No.45071706
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>>45071501
I WANT TO FUCK YSHTOLA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK
I WANT TO FUCK ALL THE FEMALE SCIONS AND ALSO THE OTHER BITCHES
TOTAL MERLWYB IMPREGNATION
TOTAL PADJAL IMPREGNATION
TOTAL NANAMO IMPREGNATION
IM HORNY HOLY SHIT

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 17:39:15 2023 No.45071704 >>45071665 thanks for the reminder, ill get myself a drink as well anon. wine goat approves. i hope i get drunk enough that she takes advantage of me

Anonymous Fri Oct 27 17:39:37 2023 No.45071709

>>45070260
This is me and my wife except I'm just a regular guard with a kettle helmet and she's a goblin footsoldier and our epic class was me bonking her over the head with a spear shaft while she kicked me in the shin with her reinforced boot and our collective level amount is in the single digits.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 17:39:37 2023 No.45071710 File: 594 KB, 1085x1365, 1658444222022179.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45071665 You don't have to end up alone, you auntster has been waiting you for a visit for a long time

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 17:41:45 2023 No.45071723 I HATE hellhounds so much I'll marry one and have kids but document the WHOLE thing so I can tell everyone how much I HATE hellhounds.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 17:41:47 2023 No.45071724 File: 1.05 MB, 1024x1024, 15413078497452.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45071709 Sounds cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 17:42:23 2023 No.45071728 >>45071650 Maids are just cum receptacles, the whole cleaning and taking care of you thing is just an act

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 17:42:47 2023 No.45071733 >>45071710 Don't have one >>45071699 Unlucky >>45071685 >>45071704 Cheers

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 17:44:34 2023 No.45071744 File: 259 KB, 850x850, 15413078477129.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45071709 >>45071724 I want a goblin and elf harem.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 17:47:12 2023 No.45071760 So does eros do anulments?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 17:49:44 2023 No.45071775 Man I just wanted to be the destroyer of worlds, but these damn monster girls just had to get in the way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 17:50:14 2023 No.45071778 >>45071760 yes now you and your wife follow me into this airtight room with a bunch of suspicious holes in the walls next door to the aphrodisiac gas tanks.

Anonymous Fri Oct 27 17:50:22 2023 No.45071780

>>45071728
Well, I don't mind a maid that can cook sometimes, but I prefer to spoil my maids so Kiki doesn't need to worry about the new Hellhound maid messing up her cushy gig. Plus the Hellwan can help me create work for Kiki so she doesn't get upset at the house being too tidy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 17:51:12 2023 No.45071784 File: 512 KB, 752x1062, 1697994637443871.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This Yerb pic gave me big think Imagine a loli Raiju that shocks you at her full power every time your dick bumps against her womb or hilts in her ass

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 17:51:53 2023 No.45071789 File: 733 KB, 1500x1500, Alice green strip.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am going Going where? To ALICE

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 17:52:31 2023 No.45071792 What do you call a sarcastic semitic zapweasel? A wryjew!

Anonymous Fri Oct 27 17:52:50 2023 No.45071794

>>45071724
>>45071744
Thanks, it happened because a traveling merchant harpy dropped an apple in between our Order castle and the invading Lilim's encampment. We both saw it at the same time and thought "Ooh, free apple", one thing led to another, and both of us were lectured by our commanders and now we have to sit on the sidelines while the Lord Knight and Lilim go ahead with their planned battle but it's okay because she can sit on my lap while I rub her ears and we can talk about stuff like how the castle chaplain has a Chief Goddess plushie he keeps in his rectory or how the Hellhound berserkers bought a gallon of pine-scented shampoo because the rest of the army complained about them smelling like wet dog after a rain shower.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 17:53:53 2023 No.45071797 >>45071792 Lt. Surge was a lieautenant of what army? The SHOCKtroops

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 17:53:55 2023 No.45071798 File: 120 KB, 1008x1200, KYS faggot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45071792

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 17:55:00 2023 No.45071806 >>45071792 ...bogie won't be happy about this

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 17:56:04 2023 No.45071812 >>45071806 What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run from the law? A small medium at large.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 17:57:21 2023 No.45071822 >>45071792 What do you call a cyborg alraune spy? An industry plant!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 17:58:00 2023 No.45071829 File: 334 KB, 894x1000, charon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45071812 >>45071822 Charon, the puntastic ferrywoman of the dead is up to her old tricks again

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 17:59:01 2023 No.45071837 >>45071784 >ToT/10 I love It and wanna see It made

Anonymous Fri Oct 27 17:59:30 2023 No.45071838
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I'm back. I was without internet for a while, so I couldn't post anything. What did I miss?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49777792/chapters/129251905

I saw the amazon guy in the last thread. My twitter dm's should be open. I might start taking commissions if money gets tight, but I don't have any pay schedules or anything in mind yet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 18:00:03 2023 No.45071843 >>45071792 What do you call a steadfast undead weresheep? Died in the wool!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 18:01:50 2023 No.45071851 File: 234 KB, 1920x1386, IMG_6126.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hot fat gooey slime ass

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 18:04:49 2023 No.45071873 Chaos, Madness, Chaos, Madness, Chaos, Madness, Chaos, Madness, Chaos, Madness, Chaos, Madness!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 18:06:57 2023 No.45071885 would your mg wife start a cult dedicated to you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 18:09:25 2023 No.45071897 >>45071838 Femdom?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 18:11:59 2023 No.45071908 >>45071838 Aww yiuss.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 18:12:31 2023 No.45071910 >>45071885 i hope not, but it probably depends on if she feels... squidy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 18:13:33 2023 No.45071918 >>45071710 That hound is so old she can barely keep up the eye flame. How sad

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 18:14:41 2023 No.45071923 >>45071838 There's a typo: >my[ village.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 18:19:00 2023 No.45071949 >>45071923 FUCK. I did it again. Back to the editing desk.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 18:19:53 2023 No.45071955 >>45071949 Another >skeletons[ walk >you[? Are you still

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 18:21:07 2023 No.45071957 >>45071949 sorry magus, this typo makes you the worst writer not just of this thread, but on all of AO3. For shame...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 18:29:27 2023 No.45072007 >>45071957 Fuck off french nigger

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 18:30:04 2023 No.45072014 >>45071794 >Hellhound berserkers bought a gallon of pine-scented shampoo because the rest of the army complained about them smelling like wet dog after a rain shower heh

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 18:36:12 2023 No.45072050 >>45071838 Hell yes, quality reading before bed. Thanks in advance Magus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 18:36:23 2023 No.45072052 File: 3.89 MB, 1634x860, hop.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45072007

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 18:43:40 2023 No.45072089 File: 198 KB, 717x867, Angel36.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45070612 Ms. Angel, get off /mon/. You should be working.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 18:46:43 2023 No.45072100 >find lonely, completely overworked angerl or demon >gently grab her hand and hold it between yours >tell her you're here to heal her >she shatters into a million pieces and cries >won't stop crying Sometimes, it is your job to be the "monster"

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 18:48:03 2023 No.45072106 File: 378 KB, 1080x1405, Screenshot_20230818-155952_Gallery.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45071838 I greatly appreciate it! Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 18:49:23 2023 No.45072111 File: 52 KB, 806x691, 1532080622785.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45072100 That sounds nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 18:51:36 2023 No.45072118 >>45071837 I wonder what getting shocked by a loli Raiju feels like. The power must be a lot lower than a full sized one. Except when she cums.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 18:55:41 2023 No.45072138 File: 266 KB, 628x954, 1512868777981.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45071838 Nice. Something to look forward to for my Friday afternoon. Let me know if/when you decide to open up!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 18:57:50 2023 No.45072152 >>45070109 get lost dragoncel >>45071219 one of the few non-dragoncels

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 19:04:00 2023 No.45072183 >>45070109 >An evil dragon kidnapped me and now I'm a Dragon Lord?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 19:07:50 2023 No.45072200 File: 180 KB, 950x575, 15413077474800.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to hold a tsundere Lilim and tell her I understand and love her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 19:08:30 2023 No.45072204 File: 375 KB, 865x1200, 724_g.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hellwan love

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 19:19:29 2023 No.45072279 >>45072200 Me after almost killing myself during a bank robbery

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 19:23:04 2023 No.45072300 >>45072200 >tsundere Lilim giving you the "i-it's not like I like you or anything" spiel >while having every limb wrapped around you in some way; arms, legs, wings, tail

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 19:23:25 2023 No.45072304 Tsunderes suck go for Yanderes instead.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 19:25:00 2023 No.45072314 Yanderes suck go for kuuderes instead

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 19:26:40 2023 No.45072326 Kuuderes suck go for Himederes instead.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 19:27:47 2023 No.45072330 himederes suck, Go for Oneesans instead

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 19:28:03 2023 No.45072332 Himederes suck go for Danderes instead

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 19:28:58 2023 No.45072336 >>45070695 She used sleeping together and bathing together as an excuse to scrub your dick and give you a handjob for personal pleasure

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 19:29:23 2023 No.45072338 Danderes suck. Go for derederes instead

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 19:29:49 2023 No.45072339 It sucks to suck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 19:31:15 2023 No.45072348 File: 860 KB, 1169x1065, 15413076932098.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45072338 I'm all for derederes. Unlimited overflowing love.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 19:32:55 2023 No.45072353 Derederes suck go for Mayaderes instead

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 19:33:30 2023 No.45072356 File: 778 KB, 1173x1500, 61705967_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45071665 Coming home after that is much better

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 19:36:29 2023 No.45072375 >>45072353 I’d rather not get 50 stab wounds from a woman that can’t properly express her feelings, shit tastes Anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 19:37:40 2023 No.45072381 >>45072106 If you're the amazon guy, were you the one who commissioned a story about your wife a year ago or so? I remember there was someone else asking about an amazon commission ages ago.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 19:39:02 2023 No.45072390 >>45072353 mayodere

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 19:41:55 2023 No.45072421 >>45072390 Humpty's time to shine

Anonymous Fri Oct 27 19:42:31 2023 No.45072428
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>>45072375
NTA but you're thinking of yangire. Mayadere is more about villain or evil girls that fall in love with (You), they're still evil and stuff but love you very much.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 19:44:27 2023 No.45072438 >>45072428 So a girl that would lay waste to an entire village in order to protect you, or give you gifts in the form of the previous inhabitant's belongings.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 19:47:18 2023 No.45072453 >>45072438 Well the amount of evil is up to you but you pretty much; evil girls in love.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 19:48:19 2023 No.45072458 >>45072453 but pretty much **

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 19:59:02 2023 No.45072540 cum burg

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:05:47 2023 No.45072595 Mobster girls, suspiciously wealthy kobold that owns a restaurant chain and has a scarred ear/italian accent

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:06:33 2023 No.45072605 File: 326 KB, 1235x1075, fghNBgm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45072453 >evil girls in love. The best kind of girl

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:07:40 2023 No.45072612 you like evil monster girls? ok. name ONE crooked deed or malicious act she's committed

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:08:50 2023 No.45072624 >>45072612 She doesn't return the cart at the supermarket.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:09:43 2023 No.45072633 >>45072612 She called up gremstop one time and asked for battlemucustoads

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:10:11 2023 No.45072637 >>45072612 She didn't round up her bill two cents at mamonomart to help the less fortunate

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:11:24 2023 No.45072644 >>45072612 DIdn't finish her veggies and went to eat dessert instead

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:12:23 2023 No.45072651 >>45072612 She stole the tarts from the queen of hearts

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:13:19 2023 No.45072657 >>45072612 She uses adblocker on montube.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:14:21 2023 No.45072663 >>45072612 Called Deonora NoDeoderant-snorea

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:14:35 2023 No.45072664 >>45072612 She drinks milk straight from the carton.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:15:48 2023 No.45072670 >>45072612 She laughed at that video of a wurm getting her head stuck in a fence

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:17:00 2023 No.45072676 >>45072612 she is a fox.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:17:33 2023 No.45072681 >>45072612 She leaves dog ears in books instead of using a bookmark

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:18:33 2023 No.45072687 >>45072612 She waters down premium vintage wine and sells it to pretentious vampires who can't taste the difference.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:21:12 2023 No.45072710 File: 78 KB, 730x973, la negra2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45072612 being the wrong skin color

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:21:48 2023 No.45072714 >>45072612 licking my feet

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:22:35 2023 No.45072718 >>45072612 she posts misinformation on 4mon about mofubrain

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:23:02 2023 No.45072722 File: 1.27 MB, 1254x1771, 6FFEE666-5516-4E18-834D-6DBC625F16E3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45072710 You’re right you need a blue kiki

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:23:08 2023 No.45072724 >>45072612 She purchased fast food and disguised it as her own cooking

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:23:12 2023 No.45072725 File: 157 KB, 900x1200, n4OjWKsS_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45072612 She doesn't like to talk about the old days

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:24:02 2023 No.45072733 >>45072612 She puts practically empty milk cartons back in the fridge.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:24:03 2023 No.45072734 >>45072612 she likes pranking order towns with funny clown dark matter girls in their well

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:24:41 2023 No.45072737 >>45072724 Is your wife a devil by any chance?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:25:04 2023 No.45072739 File: 100 KB, 850x1075, 705CE2E2-8711-4AC8-8AB2-657E9282ADEE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45072710

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:25:25 2023 No.45072742 >>45072612 She bought all of the new graphics cards to mine Limcoin

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:26:16 2023 No.45072748 >>45072739 SMACK

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:27:09 2023 No.45072756 >>45072739 chocolate girls are the best girls, they make chocolate milk

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:27:10 2023 No.45072757 File: 462 KB, 935x1400, 1685496563302184.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45072748

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:27:23 2023 No.45072761 Your wives don't sound very evil. I bet they would help an old hag cross the street. Face it. They haven't got what it takes to be a supervillain.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:29:06 2023 No.45072768 >>45072757 WHAP

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:29:53 2023 No.45072771 >>45072761 >They haven't got what it takes to be a supervillain. What does it take to be acknowledged as a supervillian?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:30:28 2023 No.45072777 File: 686 KB, 671x502, 1634995055271.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45072761 My monsterwife would fling a human woman into the tentacle forest if she so much as even raised her voice at me. She can be pretty vicious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:30:28 2023 No.45072778 >>45072771 presentation

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:30:36 2023 No.45072779 File: 506 KB, 635x1200, 1644117429919.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45072737 Close

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:31:00 2023 No.45072784 >>45072739 >>45072757 I really like tanned monsters

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:31:20 2023 No.45072789 >>45072771 You must strike fear into the hearts of men. You must be the thing that scares little boys and girls into keeping a night light on. You must cause a lilim a migraine at least once a week.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:32:13 2023 No.45072795 Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:33:55 2023 No.45072803 Monster don't mention humans for 60 seconds challenge - impossible!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:36:08 2023 No.45072817 File: 24 KB, 184x314, 1592726895683.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45070027

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:36:14 2023 No.45072819 File: 87 KB, 1148x1345, Troll98.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45072795 I agree

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:36:24 2023 No.45072821 >>45070203 Jokes on her, this is my SL1 any% elf-zombie run.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:36:35 2023 No.45072827 File: 689 KB, 2048x1620, badinfluences.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45072595 I suspect those Sicilian Kobolds are part Hellhound. Kobolds are too sweet to be mafiosos otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:36:49 2023 No.45072829 Dhampir vs hatter hat wearing contest (anon showed up midway through!) - gone sexual?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:39:29 2023 No.45072845 >>45071792 What do you call a harem of super strong golems? A Diamond Dozen!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:41:00 2023 No.45072860 File: 214 KB, 850x850, Freckleow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45072829 >>45072803 I hate pyrow influencers

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:41:35 2023 No.45072862 favourite sex position with your top 3 monsters? i'll go first: >Cheshire Cat amazon position w/ aggressive, forceful making out >Mind flayer 'squid position'/cuddlefuck >Manticore Nursing tailjob

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:44:31 2023 No.45072876 >>45072860 She's just trying to influence you into her panties.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:44:39 2023 No.45072878 >>45072860 But pyros and lovely and great for consequence free cuddles!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:45:36 2023 No.45072887 >>45072862 Chesh/werecat : anal matting press Bunyip : snuggle slow sex Kiki : shibary Can all be combined with bondage on mamono

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:46:00 2023 No.45072889 >>45072860 pyrow does the onions face for her thumbnails

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:46:15 2023 No.45072892 >>45072860 is she really tries to seduce me with those mosquito bites? come back when you are cow

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:48:54 2023 No.45072911 File: 188 KB, 1079x889, 4cd7ee22cbf61c21148c640420761683.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45072862 >'wock rape >'core rape >'pophis rape

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:48:55 2023 No.45072912 >>45072862 >Hellhound Amazon Mating Press >Cheshire Anal Cowgirl >Fox Mating Press

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:49:47 2023 No.45072919 >>45072795 Pear is the best fruit 8 is the best number

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:51:02 2023 No.45072929 Could you beat your wife in a game of wits?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:53:12 2023 No.45072943 >>45072929 I'd end up just burying my face in her tits and falling asleep halfway through.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:57:03 2023 No.45072970 >>45072929 The first one to confess loses. Love is a battlefield after all

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:57:53 2023 No.45072979 Mating pressing the tailpussy while shouting >GET PREGNANT

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 20:58:49 2023 No.45072985 >>45072929 >Game of wits Don't what's that and can't be bothered to translate. I just hug her and I win

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 21:00:19 2023 No.45072992 >>45072985 ah a wurmhusband

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 21:01:17 2023 No.45072997 >>45072929 Yes. In front of you there are two mugs. One is full of regular milk, the other is also full of wurm milk. The game ends when you decide which mug to drink from, and we discover who is a wurm milk drinker, and who is sad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 21:02:47 2023 No.45073006 >>45072929 thats how i get her to become my wife in first place

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 21:04:11 2023 No.45073020 File: 374 KB, 320x320, 1696171381120332.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45072992 Are you calling me strong?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 21:05:27 2023 No.45073029 >>45072929 Depends on if she's turned into a wight yet or not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 21:05:57 2023 No.45073035 File: 1.19 MB, 4096x2874, WhichWaySTRboi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Post mana tanks

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 21:06:55 2023 No.45073041 File: 1.11 MB, 4096x2955, kot tonk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45073035 I work in kit big tank

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 21:06:58 2023 No.45073042 >>45072929 >Another demon wants to bet my soul on a game of chess it's so cliche. why can't we bet my soul on a game of snakes and ladders?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 21:07:11 2023 No.45073045 File: 969 KB, 1515x1082, monster girl list.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] staring at my charasort of all the monsters seeking inspiration for a story, and coming up blank. truely i am nothing but food for the wurms.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 21:11:15 2023 No.45073091 >>45073042 Ah so game of wits just mean tableboard games. I can take a mamono on a game of kill team, maybe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 21:11:58 2023 No.45073101 devil or demon

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 21:12:44 2023 No.45073108 >>45073101 Demon. Not even a contest.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 21:15:36 2023 No.45073136 File: 289 KB, 1750x1750, F7Nro6cX0AA4OiR.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45073035

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 21:16:21 2023 No.45073143 >>45072862 >Yeti basic missionary or cowgirl >Flayer crotchsquid position (mating press when not transformed) >Kraken lotus w/ full-body wrap

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 21:16:24 2023 No.45073145 >>45073101 Either works as long as it's a loli

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 21:16:29 2023 No.45073146 >>45073045 Escape room ran by a mindflayer who traps you not only in a physical space, but in a trippy mental one too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 21:24:20 2023 No.45073211 File: 575 KB, 4266x2400, Nj0OJ4jF2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 21:24:22 2023 No.45073212 >>45073146 >flayers are just MKultra agents giving orderites copious amounts of acid

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 21:24:33 2023 No.45073214 File: 2.70 MB, 2473x2000, 4e637a2611cb09d8d4ef364bb925b2f7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45073035

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 21:26:22 2023 No.45073226 File: 1.69 MB, 1550x1800, VampMosquito5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >he works for the mercenary, the mosquito woman

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 21:27:23 2023 No.45073232 >>45073214 hehe titties

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 21:28:04 2023 No.45073236 >>45073226 I love this vampire!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 21:28:19 2023 No.45073238 File: 251 KB, 2048x1446, OjUzZYBU_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45073226 She didn't fly so good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 21:29:05 2023 No.45073245 File: 112 KB, 1200x1209, burg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The hellhound is distractions. The burger is your creative endeavours.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 21:29:32 2023 No.45073250 >>45073238 >raping a man before throwing him out of a plane for what purpose?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 21:29:58 2023 No.45073254 >>45073238 She's a big maid

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 21:29:59 2023 No.45073255 >>45071706 That cat looks mad

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 21:30:51 2023 No.45073262 File: 60 KB, 883x905, Dogs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45073226 I'm just a card chasing dogs! I wouldn't actually know what to do if I caught one!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 21:32:14 2023 No.45073273 >>45073250 At least you can talk.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 21:35:23 2023 No.45073299 >>45073245 Grilling a Burger On Your Hellwans abs while you are balls deep inside her, lathering her up with some Sweet Baby Rays While You Gently Lick It off Her Nipples While You Feed Her Burgers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 21:39:35 2023 No.45073337 File: 1.29 MB, 3129x3040, 1694639989472128.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's the proper term for when a girl gets into a position like that over a guy lying down?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 21:40:43 2023 No.45073353 >>45073337 Constructing a citadel

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 21:42:03 2023 No.45073363 >>45072862 >Wight Doggystyle >Dark Mage Mating press >Demon Doggystyle

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 21:43:17 2023 No.45073376 >>45073337 A menace. How's a man supposed to nap like that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 21:47:26 2023 No.45073413 File: 1.72 MB, 956x1779, dd9af77c634f61d6371dcdee995900bc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45073226 >to never again walk on a summer's day with a hot wind in your face and a warm hand to hold... oh yes, I'd kill for that

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 21:52:53 2023 No.45073442 File: 702 KB, 900x950, Ushi-Oni1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45073226 You of all people should know there's plenty wrong with me. Take my blood for example! I wish someone would, this stuff is making me a rape machine!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 21:54:02 2023 No.45073446 File: 694 KB, 1536x2048, 6584b9d84ede558e47d9ee14fd73b0d3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A wild encounter!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 21:55:56 2023 No.45073457 >>45073446 >tokusatsu pose That's no Vampire, that's a dorkpire!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 21:56:43 2023 No.45073462 File: 583 KB, 2894x4093, Shark!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There will be blood

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 21:57:09 2023 No.45073468 >>45073457 What's the difference?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 21:57:15 2023 No.45073470 >>45073353 >>45073376 Seriously, I'm trying to write something and my dumb ESL ass keeps forgetting basic English terms.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 21:58:15 2023 No.45073480 >>45073470 Straddling, she is straddling him

Anonymous Fri Oct 27 21:59:28 2023 No.45073490

>>45073468
One is a scary NEET who will kidnap a man and drain him dry to make more vampires while a Dorkpire is just a stinky NEET who watches too many cartoons and plays too many video games and will likely create Dhampirs instead of a proud Vampire!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 22:00:54 2023 No.45073501 >>45073462 SHED

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 22:01:43 2023 No.45073508 File: 55 KB, 600x522, boopshark.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45073501 THE DORK IN THE MIRROR NODS HER HEAD

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 22:03:09 2023 No.45073518 >>45073480 Does that count when she's on all fours and hasn't started fucking him yet?

Anonymous Fri Oct 27 22:08:28 2023 No.45073572

>>45073518
Straddling just means she is ontop with her legs either side of you.
If you say 'she straddled him' your readers should understand what you mean.
For more detail, you might mention some of these:how her weight is pinning him down, or how her hips are brushing against his own, or how her hair flops over her face,or how her arms locked his head in place, or how she's leaned over him so her lips are inches from his own.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 22:09:35 2023 No.45073585 File: 218 KB, 1814x1052, 21a41bfa0f206c20cd4b2453cbc2dbbc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45073457 >>45073490 He knows

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 22:13:58 2023 No.45073613 File: 31 KB, 200x200, 1650648563600.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45073572 Thank you for explaining. In the scene as I imagine it her hips are still considerably above his, but I'll go with "straddle" if there's no nuance I'm missing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 22:13:59 2023 No.45073614 >>45073585 Dumb bloodsucker didn't expect to meet a man that was also a nerd!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 22:15:36 2023 No.45073624 File: 625 KB, 614x877, Lordnelsons trousers.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45073613 Sounds good anon. Best of luck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 22:29:00 2023 No.45073705 another night, another bottle of wine. what are you thinking about, anon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 22:29:53 2023 No.45073711 >>45073705 how big wonderland teapots must be to fit dormice in them

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 22:29:53 2023 No.45073710 >>45073705 Vampire hands wrote this

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 22:31:26 2023 No.45073718 >>45073705 awaiting the final death

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 22:32:25 2023 No.45073724 File: 268 KB, 1277x637, 41.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45073705 >wine weak

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 22:32:33 2023 No.45073726 >>45073710 yeah, what of it

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 22:33:35 2023 No.45073728 >>45073724 i had whisky earlier, leave me alone.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 22:34:37 2023 No.45073736 >>45073705 >>45073710 Hungarian irredentist vampires that want Transylvania back.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 22:35:25 2023 No.45073739 >>45073726 Drinking red wine because you got no bf to drink blood from? Weak. I bet you're one of those vampires that like B- blood.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 22:35:38 2023 No.45073740 >>45073728 >whisky plebbit-tier drink, drink vodka like a man or embrace the homo and drink raspberry flavored beer

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 22:35:52 2023 No.45073741 lmao vampires be like "I vant to suck your blood! blah!" lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 22:37:54 2023 No.45073754 >>45073741 Well they are shit out of luck, because I LOVE garlic, in all forms

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 22:38:33 2023 No.45073760 >>45073739 fuck you >>45073741 fuck you >>45073754 coward

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 22:38:36 2023 No.45073761 >>45073718 Don’t let the wisps or angels find you they’ll snatch your soul right up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 22:42:32 2023 No.45073784 File: 934 KB, 752x1062, raiju loli drk.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45071784 BOY AREN'T YOU GLAD I WAS LURKING AND THINKING ABOUT THUNDER WEASELS TOO HUH >with the light switch on here imgur.com/a/yNGP1wc

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 22:43:21 2023 No.45073788 >>45073784 >yerb (almost)lewd Holy shit!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 22:52:03 2023 No.45073829 >>45073784 Wew

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 23:04:25 2023 No.45073881 File: 175 KB, 1450x1508, Raiju sketch.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Everyone should think about zapweasels, they are good girls

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 23:06:05 2023 No.45073886 >>45073881 hardest of agrees, i think theyre super cute and i want to cuddle with one and kiss her neck a little bit but also wait a few weeks before we had sex because i dont wanna do it too early

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 23:08:03 2023 No.45073895 >>45073881 im sorry but being electrocuted is not fun

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 23:09:54 2023 No.45073903 >>45073784 Didn't expect that, I guess you could say she came as a shock

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 23:10:24 2023 No.45073905 File: 372 KB, 1488x2105, 1614641307875.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45073895 Sounds like someone needs a few million volts

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 23:11:54 2023 No.45073908 >>45073905 few million volts at 0,0001 amps is fuck all though

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 23:20:40 2023 No.45073935 >>45073905 Why does nurse raiju keep administering electroshock treatment? I came in for knee pain.

Anonymous Fri Oct 27 23:23:02 2023 No.45073944
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>>45073935
Because the brain works off electricity and if she just zaps it enough to factory reset all the problems should be solved
Now hold still and let her clamp those comically large jumper cables onto you

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 23:24:46 2023 No.45073951 >>45073908 ok nerd (i love you)

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 23:27:08 2023 No.45073959 >>45073705 Thinking about how all this blood is making my neck all engorged and swollen. If only there were a way to get rid of all this pressure. Oh well, guess I'll just keep eating my spinach and liver while keeping myself perfectly hydrated.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 23:29:17 2023 No.45073969 this mg might kill you

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 23:31:15 2023 No.45073978 imagine zapwurm, the bane of civilized cities

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 23:31:49 2023 No.45073983 >>45073705 How to write something sexy but not lewd for the first time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 23:31:58 2023 No.45073986 >>45073969 Jabberwock because she’s so fat if she rolls on you in bed while she sleeps she would crush your bones.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 23:32:15 2023 No.45073987 >>45073959 thats crazy haha are you single

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 23:32:42 2023 No.45073993 >>45073986 sounds like a good way to become undead

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 23:33:13 2023 No.45073996 >>45073987 don't make me get the garlic steaks out

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 23:37:00 2023 No.45074021 >>45073705 dark priest momster

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 23:38:17 2023 No.45074030 >>45073996 what no i love garlic and i think steaks are delicious but im not in the mood for that right now Answer the fucking question.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 23:38:21 2023 No.45074031 File: 1.25 MB, 1260x1880, 7aba53695452efd647d2d15e6c4411c92c424370_s2_n2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Fri Oct 27 23:39:23 2023 No.45074034

>>45073996
>>45074030
>Anon hears that garlic and stakes are the only ways to drive off a vampire
>Wonders how a steak is supposed to help
>Prepares a four-course steak dinner with a wine pairing
>Perfectly seared and braised in garlic butter
>Even made dessert
Poor anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 23:41:03 2023 No.45074039 >>45073784 her battery must need frequent charging

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 23:41:48 2023 No.45074044 >>45073585 Haughty monsters becoming submissive and cuddly when you tell them that you like girls that are honest with themselves!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 23:43:04 2023 No.45074050 >>45073987 Yeah. It's pretty lonely. I always tell everyone that my house is always open to anyone, but no one takes me up on my offer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 23:43:11 2023 No.45074051 >>45074021 imagine waking up to find that your momster made an entire cult around you

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 23:44:57 2023 No.45074059 >>45074034 oh it's supposed to be stakes; i got snakes. what am i supposed to do with all these hebis now?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 23:47:47 2023 No.45074070 File: 2.25 MB, 3500x3500, 123131231.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You should hang out with all the cool monsters at the skate park

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 23:48:58 2023 No.45074075 >>45074070 but my mom told me they are a bad influence

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 23:51:35 2023 No.45074088 File: 985 KB, 2800x2000, F02sezpWAAEIDiQ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 23:52:36 2023 No.45074091 >>45074075 By any chance, your mom refuses to show you pictures of her in high school?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 23:54:50 2023 No.45074103 >>45074075 Your mom just doesn't like fun. What's the worst that could happen?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 23:55:40 2023 No.45074105 >>45074059 I'm sure they could think of something

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 23:56:07 2023 No.45074107 How do momsters feel when sending you out alone with your trusty, reliable auntster?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 23:56:24 2023 No.45074112 >>45074059 Share the wine with them and hope they like garlic soup.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 23:57:22 2023 No.45074114 >>45074091 yeah its rather weird, she wants me to go with this boring lim girl, I like this older pyrow girl, mom doesn't like her >>45074103 dunno, I wanna go with miss pyrow and her friends, she told me that they got a nice gaming laptop

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 23:59:37 2023 No.45074124 >>45074107 dunno, she tells me that the outside world is dangerous

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 00:00:37 2023 No.45074130 >>45074114 I assume your mom is a pyrrow who assaulted an office man

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 00:03:28 2023 No.45074142 >>45074130 no shes a rather demure holst

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 00:04:03 2023 No.45074144 >>45073784 How about some fat Troll's ass and titties?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 00:04:29 2023 No.45074145 >>45074070 >Jet Set Radio but with monsters Strong need

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 00:05:56 2023 No.45074149 >>45074070 I'm not cool enough.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 00:08:35 2023 No.45074162 >>45074149 Best start learning to skateboard then nerd so you can fit in

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 00:11:45 2023 No.45074179 >>45074162 I'd look pathetic and bullyable learning as a newbie, so I'd rather keep my distance.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 00:13:26 2023 No.45074186 >>45074142 strawberry milk

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 00:15:55 2023 No.45074200 >>45074070 all i do is my muscle ups and front levers

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 00:18:36 2023 No.45074207 As fearless in death as she was in life.

Anonymous Sat Oct 28 00:25:59 2023 No.45074246

Guys, I'm at the end of my rope. My manticore neighbor started using a new conditioner, and now her neck mofu is even softer, silkier, and fragrant. She's been telling me for months that I'd be begging for her to let me touch it, and I don't know how much longer I can hold out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 00:26:30 2023 No.45074248 >>45073784 >bottom out and hit her discharge button

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 00:35:02 2023 No.45074294 File: 2.35 MB, 2480x3508, F8BMKrwbYAA9xjh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 00:35:38 2023 No.45074296 I AM INSANE!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 00:36:07 2023 No.45074298 >>45074248 >buttonmashing

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 00:39:12 2023 No.45074306 File: 943 KB, 1414x2000, Ushi-Oni - Exposed Tooth.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45073442 I would. Miss Ushi is cute AF.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 00:40:07 2023 No.45074312 >>45074306 i want to hold hands with her

Anonymous Sat Oct 28 00:41:55 2023 No.45074318

>>45074051
>a young succubus wakes up in a dark room
>she's laying on the floor in darkness
>hooded figures surround her holding candles
>she looks around nervously wondering what will happen to her
>the figures part making way for a tall figure
>a voluptuous woman nun with horns and a spade tip tail covered in chains
>"Do not fear my little lamb, for you have been chosen"
>"Chosen? F-for what?"
>"To join us in service of our lord. To gain his blessing and spread his presence throughout this world"
>the hooded figures all move their cloaks to show their bellies all swollen at different stages of pregnancy
>the succubus stares in shock and is about to speak before she is blinded by a sudden flash of light
>"Mom, I'm home! Why's it so dark in here?"
>The succubus sees she's actually just in the living room of a large house
>the hooded figures immediately throw off their cloaks and start bowing in front of the boy
>the leader speaks up
>"Our lord is here, prepare the sacrificial altar!"
>Anon and the succubus and carried to a fancy bedroom and are quickly stripped of all clothes
>the leader grabs hold of the boy and positions him to be ontop of the confused succubus
>"be a good boy Anon, and help mommy welcome your new sister to our home."
>Anon shyly nods and grabs the succubus by the waist and begins his duty
>the monster cultists surround the bed and begin chanting
>"Get pregnant! Get pregnant! Get pregnant!"
>the succubus' mood does a complete 180 as she's suddenly very happy with her situation
>the dark priest smiles, and another lamb joins the flock

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 00:44:07 2023 No.45074328 File: 173 KB, 429x429, 1653575817529.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] glowing eyes eyes...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 00:52:01 2023 No.45074359 >>45074328 Eyes eyes?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 00:54:06 2023 No.45074364 File: 121 KB, 1130x1761, DC0fLtAXkAAaF29.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45074359 i was a little distracted when i was typing that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 00:55:12 2023 No.45074372 >>45074306 Look at this ushi, looking at me knowing that I know that she knows that I know that she knows that I'm not only powerless to stop what she's about to do to me, but I'll also love it. That devious little spider.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 00:56:17 2023 No.45074379 >>45074364 she pretty,,,

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 01:01:31 2023 No.45074393 Long mg ears, long mg tongues, long mg legs. Lads...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 01:01:59 2023 No.45074395 >>45074393 long eye flames...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 01:03:43 2023 No.45074400 lying between monster legs. not even having sex. still leglocked. shes not letting go. what do.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 01:03:55 2023 No.45074401 >>45074379 petty scary

Anonymous Sat Oct 28 01:04:09 2023 No.45074403

>try to prank a malef
>make the most absurdly hot chili ever (loads of Carolina reapers)
>feed it to her
>nothing
>actually she seems to enjoy it a lot
>says she is glad I know how to serve and please a dragon
>she wants to reward me
>she kisses me
>IT BURNS!
>it feels like she breathed fire down my mouth but it is just the aftertaste of the chili in her saliva

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 01:06:23 2023 No.45074415 >>45070203 i hate thieves, i'm leaving. gonna go find a respectable monster willing to help me level grind

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 01:07:54 2023 No.45074428 File: 1.73 MB, 1242x1741, 1653691113523.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45074395 how do i lengthen my hellwans eyeflame?

Anonymous Sat Oct 28 01:09:05 2023 No.45074434

>>45074401
Whats there to be scared of? Shes lovely, kind, very gentle, seductive, loves cuddles and kisses, and she only drains your levels slowly. She'll ease you into it, too. Her eyes will be like little lighthouses guiding you to safety, and youll want to look at nothing else.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 01:10:34 2023 No.45074448 >>45074428 Kiss, give her your essence.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 01:10:56 2023 No.45074449 File: 403 KB, 990x1400, 1519102045265.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45074318 >pregnancy cult harem This sounds dangerous.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 01:13:01 2023 No.45074460 File: 490 KB, 888x892, blep.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Grab the tiddies Complete the circuit Let her lightning enter your heart

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 01:15:05 2023 No.45074473 >>45074460 Finally I can die

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 01:15:59 2023 No.45074479 File: 103 KB, 1113x871, DBKKi5GXUAAFDbb(2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45074401 >>45074434 i will trust this woman with my levels.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 01:17:26 2023 No.45074488 >>45074434 i dont know if this is shiki but its got shikibus vibes

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 01:17:28 2023 No.45074490 >>45073784 >raiju loli drk Where's the greatsword, then?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 01:18:07 2023 No.45074491 File: 200 KB, 852x1200, snek eyes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45074328 >>45074364 I wouldn't worry about it

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 01:18:18 2023 No.45074493 >>45072929 It's rare but possible. Especially since she knows me so well, I'd have to do something so uniquely human that it would catch her unawares.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 01:19:11 2023 No.45074496 When is KC finally going to create a Skibidi Toilet mamono?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 01:21:38 2023 No.45074514 >>45074488 thats a good thing. shikibus love you, and will keep loving your soul after youshed that flimsy mortal body. soul sex, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 01:25:11 2023 No.45074528 >>45073442 she looks like she needs a hug

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 01:25:48 2023 No.45074531 File: 3.04 MB, 3749x4758, 0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45074479 I love white girls

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 01:26:08 2023 No.45074533 >>45074496 a what?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 01:27:18 2023 No.45074538 >>45074428 Tell her you love her

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 01:29:00 2023 No.45074545 >>45074533 zoomers parlance or somesuch

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 01:30:36 2023 No.45074553 >>45074533 Zoomer humor I know what he’s talking about since I’m 22, and to that Anon asking for that it’s gonna be a big NO, though Cheshire can probably indulge in your strange meme ideas.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 01:31:34 2023 No.45074559 File: 269 KB, 2511x1633, C2ag4M6XcAAUPVm(2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45074488 you have such silly ideas Anon haha.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 01:32:39 2023 No.45074564 >>45074514 More like shitibus.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 01:32:59 2023 No.45074568 >>45074514 >>45074488 I want a purple shikibu if you know what I mean

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 01:33:57 2023 No.45074575 >>45074559 Pretty blue eyes

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 01:41:16 2023 No.45074608 >>45074531 Damn boat oni seducing me again I will live in that sweater

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 02:02:11 2023 No.45074719 >>45074531 TORPEDOES IN THE WATER

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 02:07:18 2023 No.45074743 >>45074318 >Anon is kinda embrassassed since sometimes they take him out and parade him around nude

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 02:09:57 2023 No.45074762 >>45074743 That sounds absolutely awful, no.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 02:18:38 2023 No.45074802 >>45074762 tends to happen when you are a major part of cult

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 02:19:08 2023 No.45074807 File: 2.03 MB, 3180x4758, 6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45074719 And there's nothing to be done against all that mass

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 02:35:22 2023 No.45074916 >>45070034 >musclegirl Faggot post

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 02:38:32 2023 No.45074938 File: 605 KB, 1024x1400, Devil - Oppai.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45074916 More your speed?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 02:41:37 2023 No.45074958 >>45074938 Blue milk

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 02:47:59 2023 No.45075002 >>45074938 The ideal psychic for a woman. High fertility

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 02:50:02 2023 No.45075015 >>45075002 Psychic boobs

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 02:56:26 2023 No.45075056 >>45074807 Why is she so fucking perfect? Why can't she be real?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 02:58:46 2023 No.45075074 >>45075056 If she was real, how would reality continue to disappoint you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 03:04:03 2023 No.45075101 >>45075074 Given how the world is, I'm sure itll find a way But I wouldn't care I would be asleep in that sweater

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 03:04:14 2023 No.45075103 File: 502 KB, 586x825, Seaport Pinup.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45075056 Because fantasy can be perfect and reality never is

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 03:12:46 2023 No.45075160 >>45074916 Why are you like this

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 03:16:57 2023 No.45075185 You know, MGC 2077 Sure has a lot of kunoichi around. And cyber onis. And terrifying manti. At least the only thing augmented about the kitsune is their chest.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 03:17:50 2023 No.45075191 File: 261 KB, 1000x2548, 1624580568632.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Join your local martial arts club

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 03:19:17 2023 No.45075195 File: 193 KB, 889x1024, 1687998625796224.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Over the years i become boogey bait more and more Please bros I don't want to be turned into a cuddle bug for a giant plushie

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 03:23:14 2023 No.45075219 File: 176 KB, 900x1350, Fw9_j7sakAE7f5-.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 03:26:39 2023 No.45075237 >>45075195 As the misery of the real world intensifies, we all become bogey bait By the time the portals open, all of us will be useless, reduced to crying masses for the bogeys to pick up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 03:27:07 2023 No.45075241 >>45075191 But anon...I'm already a senior instructor at one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 03:27:12 2023 No.45075242 >>45075191 I'd honestly get back into it if there were cute monster girls. Figh clubs would be a fun way to blow off steam.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 03:27:55 2023 No.45075246 >>45075241 How many seniors show up that they need their own instructor?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 03:30:23 2023 No.45075261 File: 587 KB, 2100x3300, 1635589017678.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45075185 how dare you claim these magnificent natural wonders are augmented we are now enemies

Anonymous Sat Oct 28 03:31:30 2023 No.45075268
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>>45075241
I've been considering BJJ to help get back in shape. I need big monster to grapple
>>45075242
You will get back into it or the salamander instructor will wake you up at six every morning

Anonymous Sat Oct 28 03:32:56 2023 No.45075276

>>45075261
Listen, with how firm those are I doubt they are.
Kitsune are also ADAMANTLY against augmenting their tails.
Its a mark of shame to do anything to them, even dyes are frowned upon!
Granted, that won't stop the likes of werewolves or werecats getting high grade mofu augments.

>>45075268
I wish, lifes way too busy for anymore hobbies I can only fit so many into my day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 03:37:56 2023 No.45075299 >>45075237 kind of already am that, I cry a lot I'm kind of a pussy bitch I'm also very very sad, if I wasn't a wagie I wouldn't leave my bed ever

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 03:40:30 2023 No.45075313 File: 2.05 MB, 3960x2385, buy corn.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 03:43:43 2023 No.45075338 >>45074088 b-big fish...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 03:52:06 2023 No.45075374 File: 893 KB, 1400x1459, raiju cornered.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 03:57:52 2023 No.45075395 File: 378 KB, 2018x2797, f570324bd1b9e179b89824df9e722a112a9c7b3ce85a13d7c199db5b60b672d9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 03:58:41 2023 No.45075396 >>45075374 >woman beating man Not possible

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 03:58:55 2023 No.45075397 File: 802 KB, 1447x2160, d1b2ddb3fafb01a9140436972446e6304edd7bdf3b75f30068fb687c00337407.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:01:52 2023 No.45075405 >>45075396 you seem to have a somewhat limited view of the world. even without mamonobomana strength, that would be possible

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:02:02 2023 No.45075406 File: 1.13 MB, 894x1190, 15413077418067.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45075395 How many variations are there in mge, I wonder.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:08:17 2023 No.45075433 rember that most reptilian monsters are cold blooded, and need your body heat. if they hold you and wont let go, be patient and loving.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:08:27 2023 No.45075435 >>45075405 Woman are weaker than men by default Its simple biology

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:11:14 2023 No.45075449 File: 460 KB, 2710x2736, 1679798927598818.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45075435 i don't know if you know very much about biology, anono-san

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:13:11 2023 No.45075458 Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that not all smug loli dragons are Malefs. Some are just brats.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:14:11 2023 No.45075459 >>45075374 Post more to piss of the maledom fag

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:14:38 2023 No.45075462 >>45075449 Are you shitposting? He's right. You haven't become so detached from reality by posting in the monstergirl thread that you think monstergirl strength is normal human woman strength have you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:15:52 2023 No.45075467 >>45075462 Monster girls don't have a set strength, technically.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:16:34 2023 No.45075470 >>45075435 the insect kingdom tends to differ

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:17:23 2023 No.45075471 >>45075467 True, but the majority definitely have the ability to chase you down and promptly hold you down. Monstergirls are beeg girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:19:10 2023 No.45075480 File: 786 KB, 2388x1668, Raiju hat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like the static weasel

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:20:02 2023 No.45075483 Let's talk about titanias

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:20:10 2023 No.45075484 >>45075480 you're correct to do so

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:21:13 2023 No.45075488 >>45075483 she's a little scary

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:24:08 2023 No.45075499 >>45075483 They’re pretty and I bet they smell nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:25:10 2023 No.45075501 >>45075449 >female musclefaggotry Homosexual post >>45075470 They are BUGS anon don't be retarded

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:25:50 2023 No.45075505 File: 195 KB, 1354x774, LN raiju touch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:26:03 2023 No.45075506
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>>45075462
no, but I am saying 3d women are not unilaterally weaker, physically, than men. high testosterone cxn causes some differences in caloric allocation and thickness of individual skeletal muscular fibers which means that a man with an equivalent height and weight to a women is going to be about one and one-third times stronger, very roughly, which makes the population of men stronger than the population of women on average but still leaves very many opportunities for an individual woman to be stronger than an an individual man. <- that's biology, but if you ask anon to explain what he means when he says 'women beating man, not possible', he's probably going to say something stupid, anecdotal, and unscientific like 'Are you shitposting? He's right. You haven't become so detached from reality by posting in the monstergirl thread that you think monstergirl strength is normal human woman strength have you?'
tl;dr - a woman who does strength training will usually be stronger than a man who does not. true with mamanomana or not!

Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:27:16 2023 No.45075507
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>>45075488
what do mean anon???? she only wants you to be happy with her in the fairy kingdoms, sure sometimes she might get a little aggressive but she loves you lots!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:27:40 2023 No.45075508 >>45075506 >>45075449 Why is this cow so evil? Who hurt her?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:28:52 2023 No.45075513 File: 819 KB, 3600x3018, 20230317_131916.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45075506 Don't waste your energy typing out a response to his silly ass

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:29:24 2023 No.45075516 File: 327 KB, 888x1243, 15413077281173.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45075506 >but I am saying 3d women are not unilaterally weaker, physically, than men Bro... come on...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:29:26 2023 No.45075517 File: 393 KB, 1577x2046, the best cat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i love her, i want to fall asleep in her arms

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:29:32 2023 No.45075518 File: 141 KB, 1238x1280, 1471813763156.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45075508 cows become evil if they are not milked enough, so save the world by milking every cow you see

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:30:56 2023 No.45075521 >>45075518 I see. Does the evil go away after milking, or is it permanent?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:30:57 2023 No.45075522 File: 370 KB, 1809x2584, 20230825_100714.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a dark elf to enslave me and make me worship her body and lick her abs

Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:31:53 2023 No.45075523

>>45075506
>tl;dr - a woman who does strength training will usually be stronger than a man who does not. true with mamanomana or not!
I can go on Youtube and prove you wrong right now. I don't know how this keeps getting perpetuated, especially here of all places, that women are just as strong and powerful as men. You are literally describing absolute exceptions to the rule, 1 out of 100 women. Why do you think men's and women's sports is separated? Why do you think the military lowers standards for women? WHY do you think trannies are annihilating women at their own sports and breaking records?

Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:33:35 2023 No.45075530

>>45075521
if you milk them early enough, the evil goes away but if you don't milk her right away, the evil will remain in her
sure, the evil starts innocent enough like jaywalking and stealing your ice cream, but if left unchecked you will w wake up to your whole town turned into cows

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:34:34 2023 No.45075535 File: 319 KB, 1181x1748, 1697104265398205.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45075523 >youtube search 'men beating up women' >jack off for a while >another debate won

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:34:37 2023 No.45075537 File: 231 KB, 1600x1600, jOF8FvS8_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Need big cat

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:35:47 2023 No.45075543 File: 104 KB, 922x853, haku.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45075530 How terrible...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:36:14 2023 No.45075546 >>45075537 Need big cat so I can rape and mindbreak her

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:36:57 2023 No.45075548 >>45075535 >I AM SILLY I see you don't plan on arguing faithfully.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:37:26 2023 No.45075550 >>45075506 >>45075513 >>45075522 >>45075537 Faggot posts

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:40:54 2023 No.45075561 File: 298 KB, 1200x1000, 20230422_105230.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >the maledom femdom shit is back

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:42:25 2023 No.45075569 File: 565 KB, 2480x3508, 1528152018156.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45075561 Bro I don't care one way or another, as long as it's monstergirls. I just take exception to thinking this shit works irl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:43:24 2023 No.45075575 >>45075561 The entire thread is nothing but femdom shit

Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:44:09 2023 No.45075577
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>>45075569
Anon I have literally met women stronger than me, it can happen. A woman who lifts and weight trains will probably beat a dude who doesn't. It's uncommon but it's a thing

Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:44:51 2023 No.45075584
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>>45075523
More like 21.1 out of a 100, actually (ISBN 9789544113278, pg 187). I've got that book on my shelf, but it's obviously, y'know, made of paper, so I can't send you a link.
Regardless, this sure has a lot to do with monster girls, so we'd better keep arguing about it, huh?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:46:27 2023 No.45075596 >>45075577 >Anon I have literally met women stronger than me, it can happen That sounds more like an admission on your part... also easily falls within the normal and expected parameters of 1 out of 100.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:50:08 2023 No.45075605 >>45075577 I know why you aren't posting the rest of that sequence.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:51:58 2023 No.45075612 >>45075605 Sequence?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:54:06 2023 No.45075618 >>45075577 not much of an amazoness fan but pics like these make me reconsider

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:56:12 2023 No.45075623 File: 626 KB, 1280x1037, 1528006000060.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45075618 Eh... I'd prefer something more like a hellhound, or a dragon, or griffon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:57:39 2023 No.45075627 >>45075623 oh? what do you like about those girls in particular?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:57:54 2023 No.45075628 File: 981 KB, 2500x2321, 1508207614635.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45075618 The one pic of the amazon in the beach chair always gets me

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:58:35 2023 No.45075630 File: 257 KB, 1500x1500, 1669652343265494.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45075627 Fluffy Wings

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:59:36 2023 No.45075635 >>45075628 Amazon fags are so incapable of being men that they have to act like women

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 05:00:49 2023 No.45075639 >>45075630 wing cuddles must be nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 05:03:15 2023 No.45075649 Nighounds are the most overrated monster imaginable Only gutless wimps like them

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 05:04:52 2023 No.45075653 File: 1.39 MB, 1062x928, 1641084646660.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45075630

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 05:05:22 2023 No.45075655 >>45075649 >Nighthounds sounds scary...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 05:05:32 2023 No.45075656 Eldritchdom is the path I take.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 05:05:55 2023 No.45075658 File: 251 KB, 1000x1200, 1612530843440.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45075653 That is my favorite picture.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 05:06:23 2023 No.45075660 >>45075653 Imagine trying to get out of bed in the morning and she just curls one big wing around you and pulls you back to her side

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 05:06:42 2023 No.45075663 >>45075655 He said nighounds completely different thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 05:07:02 2023 No.45075666 >>45075605 I actually don't know what comes after that I only saw the first part and I kind of don't want to know the sequence I don't like what you're insinuating

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 05:07:45 2023 No.45075667 >>45075663 nigh... hounds...? Like, 'the end is nigh'? like... a hound that's about to happen? imminent hound

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 05:07:55 2023 No.45075668 File: 977 KB, 1300x1000, 15413077660059.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45075656 I also like abyssals, mainly shogs. But the rest don't turn me off, either.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 05:08:35 2023 No.45075671 >>45075577 Your retarded strength sister doesn’t count.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 05:08:57 2023 No.45075674 >>45075667 Niggerhounds you retard

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 05:10:37 2023 No.45075680 >>45075660 It's okay they're part lion so that means they're quick shots

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 05:17:23 2023 No.45075701 >>45075680 >surely she'll be satisfied after just one orgasm

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 05:18:28 2023 No.45075705 >>45075680 >they're part lion so that means they're quick shots im not sure why but thats one of my favorite part to those reverse morals h stories i keep coming across. .

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 05:21:37 2023 No.45075715 File: 569 KB, 2544x2937, 1528006004554.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45075680 It'd be fun to rub out an orgasm from her every couple minutes. I wonder how long you could extend one, continuous orgasm for.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 05:22:04 2023 No.45075716 >>45075667 He meant neigh-hounds which are basically horses crossed with bloodhounds

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 05:23:02 2023 No.45075724 >>45075716 oh, I see. that makes sense!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 05:41:09 2023 No.45075792 >>45075701 It'll only take like two or three to leave one a mess

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 05:43:37 2023 No.45075800 >>45075668 >Her thighs start whispering in my ears

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 05:50:14 2023 No.45075818 Is it true that your kids will look way more like their monster mother, no matter the odds? Are monster girl genes too strong?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 05:54:30 2023 No.45075829 File: 292 KB, 1000x1300, IMG_6122.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45075818 Well slime blood tends to run thick and gooey

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 06:13:42 2023 No.45075873 >>45075818 As far as species goes, yes. You might see a bit of your mom’s hair or your dad’s eyes in her, but ultimately she needs to be feasibly compatible with your wife’s reproductive system on a biological level.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 06:14:13 2023 No.45075876 >>45075829 >slimemama holding slimedaughteru in her arms >"she looks just like you, anon"

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 06:14:50 2023 No.45075879 >>45075818 does tend to be harpy-shaped, yeah

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 06:20:23 2023 No.45075899 File: 173 KB, 690x976, 1684096291966049.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Seggs

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 06:21:06 2023 No.45075906 >>45075829 Is slime monocellular?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 06:25:47 2023 No.45075927 >>45073705 I wish I was in a dreadnought-like mecha and a sweet kiki I adventure with try to extract me from it and heal me

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 06:30:43 2023 No.45075939 File: 1.52 MB, 2048x2048, 1648901607399.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is your blind date, her name is Maggie and she's like, whatever, what do you wanna do?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 06:35:44 2023 No.45075959 >>45075899 Sneggs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 06:35:52 2023 No.45075960 >>45075939 Ask her about her conqueror stories. Assuming I don’t fall asleep at the 8-hour mark, she’d probably be thrilled to have a date where she can brag without worrying if anon thinks she’s boring.

Anonymous Sat Oct 28 06:36:04 2023 No.45075962

>boss Danuki jokes about looking forward to my pies
>I've never mentioned pies in my life and never baked one either
>wtf
>after two months of pie jokes, I finally break
>take a week off to practice my ass off
>come in to work, drop a freshly baked huckleberry pie at her desk and then get to my desk to start working
>few hours later, she walks in
>apparently she was talking about a different type of pie
>she would appreciate another one of those pies though

WHAT KIND OF PIE DO DANUKIS LIKE. I CAN'T FOCUS ON MY WORK.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 06:36:45 2023 No.45075966 >>45075962 butterscotch

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 06:37:21 2023 No.45075969 >>45075939 I mean, if they're not enthused/the chemistry isn't there, can't really go wrong on my part with dinner and a movie, can at least mark it off as a successful personal day if I get to have some fine carne asada and watch an action flick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 06:40:56 2023 No.45075990 >>45075960 There's only so much in the world to conquer, at some point you're just having conquerors exchanging territories like Pokémon cards

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 06:42:25 2023 No.45075995 Only a dark mage can make soup and make it look like epic potion brewing

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 06:44:34 2023 No.45076002 >>45075995 >moms making dinner in the cauldron again

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 06:45:12 2023 No.45076005 File: 3.13 MB, 1800x1276, 2022.7.31.1 tail pants.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45075995 Counterpoint

Anonymous Sat Oct 28 06:48:51 2023 No.45076024

>>45075995
>"now for the chopped demon boar meat."
>"throw in a good few spices"
>"A dash of salt"
>"And of course, who could foret my special ingredient...hehehe.....AHAHAHAHAHA!"
There's a reason pork stew is only once a month... regardless of how tatsy it is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 06:49:58 2023 No.45076032 >>45076024 >my special ingredient is it love?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 06:51:45 2023 No.45076040 >>45076032 it's 'love', yeah

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 07:00:34 2023 No.45076084 >>45076005 Alchemy is busted, pls nerf

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 07:04:31 2023 No.45076100 >>45076032 it's marzipan

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 07:08:07 2023 No.45076121 >>45076100 Why in all levels of FUCK would add sugar paste to a savory meal?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 07:13:57 2023 No.45076148 >>45076024 That's why I always go to the mofukuza ramen shop, it's run by an old fox and her husband. He is an excellent cook and I never had any problems even if I'm a gajin

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 07:15:49 2023 No.45076158 >>45076148 >anon thinks he's safe >one day the couple's young daughter comes to help them at the shop oh no

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 07:24:43 2023 No.45076197 File: 422 KB, 1526x1199, 1682134980116309.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45076158 I would prefer a nekomata like pic rel

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 07:26:27 2023 No.45076203 >>45076197 >One tail That's not a nekomata that's just a generic cat girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 07:28:24 2023 No.45076207 >>45076203 I know but imagine a second tail

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 07:33:07 2023 No.45076225 >>45076148 As a gaijin who frequently visits a family owned resteurant you're in danger of being claimed by the owners loli daughter

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 07:38:11 2023 No.45076245 >>45076121 It works, anon. Don't ask me how; must be magic

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 07:39:50 2023 No.45076249 >>45076245 but it doesnt mix anon! She has to be using alchemoy or some shit to disguise the TRUE secret ingredient!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 07:42:51 2023 No.45076266 >>45076225 I don't like Loli, I'm fine but if they had a gentle but clumsy CC daughter...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 07:43:48 2023 No.45076274 >>45076249 Store bought vegetable flavoring

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 07:51:31 2023 No.45076297 >>45076249 it's oyster sauce, I learned this trick long ago

Anonymous Sat Oct 28 07:57:11 2023 No.45076310

Alright anons, if you could pick any monster girl from MGE to be with your right now, doing whatever your doing, just being a good companion, who would you pick?

And I'm not talking who you find most attractive and/or want to lewd. Just who would you most like to have as a good friend next to you right now?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 07:58:20 2023 No.45076315 >>45076310 >just friends Pyrow, of course. They make the best friends, with lots of benefits!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 08:05:01 2023 No.45076345 >>45076310 I’m at work and I work alone so none I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 08:10:40 2023 No.45076365 File: 1.52 MB, 1000x1412, 1445219944837.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45076310 I could lay in bed with a snek of some kind, sharing that heat and reading all the books I've bought but haven't even started yet

Anonymous Sat Oct 28 08:16:20 2023 No.45076392

>>45076310
I woke up in the middle of the night and can't fall back to sleep. So, Cheshire.
>She's a cat, so I can pet her and she can purr while cuddling me.
>She's got a fun sense of humor so if that fails at least maybe we can stay awake and talk.
She doesn't have to love me like a woman loves a man. I'm obviously too far gone for that. But it's nice to imagine not being alone every night.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 08:23:34 2023 No.45076425 you know shits serious when the purple cat doesnt want to joke, she just wants to cuddle

Anonymous Sat Oct 28 08:38:12 2023 No.45076480
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>"Yes, Anon? What can I do for you?"
>>Chat
>-Trade
>-"Follow Me" (Recruit)
>-Flirt (start Romance route)
>-Flirt and start Harem route (begin Harem)
>-Challenge to duel

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 08:47:15 2023 No.45076508 File: 753 KB, 1447x2046, e1cd060e1e4ad8ea47c2d0cb05890229e4687afddb5466823d93b6e4535f9854.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 08:55:11 2023 No.45076535 >>45076508 >The face she makes when she goes to poke holes in your condoms but finds you already doing it

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 08:57:52 2023 No.45076546 >>45076535 >using condoms Anon, foxes are for pushing onto the bed and having gentle, loving intercourse for the sole purpose of reproduction.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 09:17:04 2023 No.45076660 >>45075623 I want to ride her as I cosplay as Karl Franz

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 09:18:20 2023 No.45076672 File: 814 KB, 1500x2086, Mantis168.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hug the bug.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 09:19:04 2023 No.45076677 >>45076660 I like the idea of wing hugs, but I would never want to be carried around by my flying wife. I am afraid of heights and DO NOT WANT. But I understand the appeal on some level.

Anonymous Sat Oct 28 09:21:53 2023 No.45076692

>>45076672
Here's a scene from a story I'm writing with a Mantis in it.

“See her?” Chris asked.
“Yeah.”
“Don’t make any sudden moves.”
“Okay.”
“And don’t look her right in the eye, she’ll take that as a challenge.”
Barry realized he was doing just that, staring at the creature in the eyes. Human eyes, a human face, mostly. A serious girl, freckled, with curly red hair, antennae on her head, her body coated in parts with chitin that shone green, and on her forearms were massive curved blades, doubled back on the arms and as long again as the forearms themselves. She had wings, he could see, folded against her back.
“Chris?”
“What is it, Hey You?”
“I’m staring her in the eye.”
“I see.”
“What do I do?”
“Deal with it.”
“How do I deal with it?”
“Try taking your pants off.”
“What?”
“Take them right off. Show her you’re a man. That way she won’t think you’re challenging her for territory.”
Barry was pretty sure this was not something he was supposed to do, but the Mantis was still staring back at him and those blades looked so much bigger and nastier in the wild than they did in pictures. What did he remember about Mantises? That they were vicious killers, the assassins of the forest. They could take down big game with those things. Armed and dangerous, always armed and dangerous. His knives or hatchets would be no match for it. He opened his belt buckle.
“Just take them pants right off,” Chris said and coughed a little. Barry let them drop down to his ankles. The Mantis didn’t budge.
“And them panties.”
Feeling vulnerable and naked Barry lowered his underwear and let his naked genitals soak in the air. The Mantis continued to stare.
“Now what?”
“Wait for it.”
“Wait for what?”
“Do you feel it?”
“Feel what?”
“Like an idiot.”
“What?”
“Pfft.”
Barry turned to look at Chris.
“Huhuhu.”
Chris was covering his face with a hand and shaking.
“Bwuahahaha!”
Chris was laughing out loud now; no longer able to contain his mirth at a situation Barry still felt was far from humorous.
“The hell are you laughing at?”
“You, moron. Cover your ass already, you’re an embarrassment to creation.”

Anonymous Sat Oct 28 09:31:12 2023 No.45076738

>>45072381

I? No, someone did? Because I only know of 2 good amazon stories the parkedbuggy she was late and Magus's Cavana. Was said written commision ever done? I have paid commissions Dragon Leia's story (that seems to be purged due pastebin, I will latter reupload it as I have the original and was really good), the latest Alto Eris story and Legit Who's Hinezumis story (that was a free request), among others. But never an Amazoness one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 09:40:38 2023 No.45076776 >>45076672 Fug the bug.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 09:42:12 2023 No.45076787 >>45076310 I think I'd have to go with whitehorn. They seem chill. Good to play vidya with, read, watch a sportsball game, or whatever.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 09:50:12 2023 No.45076817 Spoonfeeding me, which mg is a Tatsui?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 09:53:17 2023 No.45076827 >>45076817 Bang! and the POST is gone!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 09:58:43 2023 No.45076856 >>45076817 Have you ever played Super Meat Boy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 10:02:16 2023 No.45076875 >>45076856 It doesn't even look like meat. It's just bad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 10:02:22 2023 No.45076877 File: 1.03 MB, 2639x3129, 1697922775557144.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45076817

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 10:05:28 2023 No.45076898 File: 146 KB, 1558x1218, db019d4e14b47bdbedf1e2d23dc26e962505b6aa3c00a33a31d3f78cc6d4b0b0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45076877 ahhhhh! Save me, wikiman!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 10:08:53 2023 No.45076916 >>45076877 What is with it with the Japanese and their obsession with eyes?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 10:15:45 2023 No.45076950 >>45076875 >>45076877 Anon Carpenter's The Thing? Why the chinese dress tho?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 10:17:02 2023 No.45076954 >>45076877 Is she gonna be able to chase us? Cause if I woke up looking like that, I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 10:17:18 2023 No.45076957 File: 85 KB, 200x250, Gazer - Bounce.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45076916 Haven't you ever heard the expression "The eyes have it?"

Anonymous Sat Oct 28 10:18:56 2023 No.45076969
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never underestimate the gift of ares, her gift makes it so that nobody can truly die or get hurt from combat.
>grimdarkfag enters MGE when the portals open
>thinks he'll be slaying monsters to prove human superiority and repell demons from earth
>first encounter is a level 1 catgirl
>just a regular old store clerk who's too busy to cross the portals
>first bullet - bounces right off of her
>"oh joyous day!"
>he tries shooting more
>"the demon lord has rewarded my hard work with a male right from the earth realm."
>he tries a sword
>"but he is a little violent... this must be a test to see if im truly worthy to have a husband. yes, thats it."
>he tries grappling her
>she returns it with a hug

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 10:19:04 2023 No.45076972 >>45076916 How is this a japanese thing at all? Seems like a common horror trope worldwide

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 10:25:06 2023 No.45076999 >>45076972 Nah, there is definitely some obsession with eyes in Japan. I don't know if it's a culture thing or what, but there's something there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 10:29:07 2023 No.45077015 >>45076310 >And I'm not talking who you find most attractive and/or want to lewd. Just who would you most like to have as a good friend next to you right now? I fail to see why those should be separate or different people.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 10:30:27 2023 No.45077025 >>45077015 So you would lewd your friends?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 10:34:36 2023 No.45077052 >>45076916 >japanese eyes They're all excessively round like bad eyefold surgery or Steve Buscemi staring out. I prefer Shoggy with tearduct and oval shaped eyes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 10:35:29 2023 No.45077056 >>45076957 No Miss Gazer. When they say "the eyes have it" they mean "ayes" not "eyes!" Aye, as in yes. The yeses have it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 10:36:33 2023 No.45077060 File: 87 KB, 875x875, ae4df4badc718105053a89e5591b97b60852bcef2060b19b56cf7fda5e146813.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45076310 You want a dog girl, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 10:38:40 2023 No.45077067 >>45077060 he said a dog GIRL. as in a MONSTERGIRL not furshit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 10:43:09 2023 No.45077088 File: 1.29 MB, 850x1233, Gazer - The Wedding.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45077056

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 10:43:42 2023 No.45077093 >>45077067 If you don't plan on fucking her it might actually be one of the few times you DO want a cu, anon. Not a cat though, cats make shit friends.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 11:03:52 2023 No.45077176 >>45077093 id pick an actual monstergirl, furfag. id be friends with a gremlin to be a friend with, but i wouldnt want to fuck her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 11:06:58 2023 No.45077195 File: 148 KB, 1000x1415, pin me down.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45075406

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 11:10:20 2023 No.45077216 >>45077195 yettis would be better if more plump

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 11:10:35 2023 No.45077219 >>45077176 >responding to schizo mick shiggy diggy

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 11:14:41 2023 No.45077245 >>45077025 I would make my wife into my best friend. No reason why she shouldn't be the person that i would want to be be by my side right now, regardless of physical attraction. So yes, you could say i want to fuck my friend.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 11:26:59 2023 No.45077337 File: 662 KB, 2048x1431, pmtuUJ7l_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45077216 がしわーた likes to draw beeg yetis

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 11:43:09 2023 No.45077439 Hellhound wife takes me for walkies and then rapies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 11:44:25 2023 No.45077446 >>45077439 I really enjoy hiking

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 11:59:24 2023 No.45077557 I belong to very soft monsters

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 12:07:46 2023 No.45077634 File: 900 KB, 960x1280, b1315320ada90091125ceaf7a49267da.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45077557 How soft?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 12:09:34 2023 No.45077648 >>45077634 Soft enough to sleep on

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 12:13:13 2023 No.45077666 Gonna take my Ryu wife on a fishing trip. Fresh salmon and trout grilled right on the river bank!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 12:22:05 2023 No.45077722 File: 90 KB, 850x790, training.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45077439 Leash Laws would have to be repealed, some wans don't take to leashes well.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 12:25:44 2023 No.45077746 >>45076898 Ok.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 12:28:54 2023 No.45077767 >>45077722 The leash is for you. You are the one being walked after all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 12:32:38 2023 No.45077780 File: 313 KB, 800x1000, 54654563436.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45077767 Shes got me chasing rabbits, pickin' out rings, and howlin' at the Moon

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 12:39:37 2023 No.45077823 Hellhound, but aggressive snuggles. Doing something? Too bad, you're a pillow now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 12:41:14 2023 No.45077836 >>45077823 Pain in the ass if you need to get up to take a piss. Have to use the Mt Dew Bottle as to not disturb her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 12:57:54 2023 No.45077955 >>45077836 Mamono mana means you don't have to piss if it would inconvenience snuggles.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 13:19:39 2023 No.45078098 File: 737 KB, 1492x1278, 1595256499046.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45077823 Do you think Yetihound is fiercer than Bogeyhound?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 13:25:26 2023 No.45078149 File: 148 KB, 1300x1700, 1577126626211.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45078098 >The Yes No Pillow in her Hand just states NOW Thank god for PON PON SHIT as I know what those pillows mean.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 13:27:51 2023 No.45078168 Snugglehounds are extra dangerous with that chest fluff

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 13:42:28 2023 No.45078284 File: 1.93 MB, 3300x4600, 135846467a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 13:43:42 2023 No.45078291 File: 129 KB, 1000x1500, HighOrc66.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Monster sports!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 13:46:55 2023 No.45078306 >>45078291 >Anon thinks he is the guest of honor at this Gladitorial Contest between the Orcs and Trolls >Little does he know he is the grand prize

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 13:49:27 2023 No.45078322 >>45078306 I'm going to step into the arena and prove i am more than just a trophy husband by defeating them both

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 14:02:26 2023 No.45078425 >>45078322 have you drank wurm milk and wurm eggs?

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>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 14:06:20 2023 No.45078466 >>45078434 Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 14:12:35 2023 No.45078526 >>45078466 so apperently on top of everything else you hate witches hats

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 14:17:45 2023 No.45078572 >>45078526 I think it's because of the human girls, the only "monster" would be the elf gal Frieren, if it was just an image of her no one would likely complaign since elves are technically monsters and are acceptable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 14:23:56 2023 No.45078635 >>45078572 Roxy is a demon. If that's the girl I think it is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 14:26:37 2023 No.45078650 Consider https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/6818753?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 14:28:00 2023 No.45078659 >>45078425 Can't eat Wurm cookies before Wurm dinner.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 14:31:02 2023 No.45078685 File: 503 KB, 773x1000, 0e18d28571f0a40463d2d6db67edf44a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45078572 >elves are technically monsters and are acceptable. Preferable, even.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 14:31:48 2023 No.45078692 File: 143 KB, 742x1200, DarkMage131.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45078572 >>45078526

Anonymous Sat Oct 28 14:35:46 2023 No.45078727
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Anyone else fantasize a lot about being one of a dark elves slaves? I like the idea of her having either a holst or normal elf she broke before claiming me
Imagine being a bedwarmer alongside your fellow slave, making out with your fellow slave, serving your mistress with her being broken in by both of them etc sounds so nice

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 14:42:05 2023 No.45078798 >>45078727 I have, I read those Drizzt books at an impressionable age.

Anonymous Sat Oct 28 14:42:35 2023 No.45078804
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>>45078727
For me, its the 'first slave' experience. Imagine the look on her face when, years into your servitude-relationship, her mother tells her that forced handholding isn't actually a valid form of discipline.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 14:45:11 2023 No.45078834 >>45078804 >her mother tells her that forced handholding isn't actually a valid form of discipline. If it works, it works.

Anonymous Sat Oct 28 14:45:40 2023 No.45078843

Nigger Elves are ok but imagine being bought as a boy toy for some rich spoiled Wight brat.
Then it turns out she's a total dork and you end up knocking up her kiki maid before she builds enough courage to have actual sex beyond making you eat her out.

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