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Posting cats in a cat thread.

Gremlin are made to be bully and so made you can rid that smug grin out of her face.

Trolls, the only thing in life needed to be truly happy

I’m so fast no mamono can see me I am invisible to the naked eye, I am untouchable!

I exist for foxgirls, no other female may come within a twenty foot vicinity of me.

>>45054963
This is giving me abyssal vibes is Anon robotized.

what do you think of the ancient tactic of "make your life hell secretly so your forced to depend on me" seems to be a classic with danuki

>>45054985
Looks like the robot backpack/chair the profile grem has.

>>45054991
I mean, I wish I were a healthy enough person mentally to be against it.
BUT
It sounds kinda romantic and cute to me.

>>45054969
I want to feed her.
>>45054975
Nice, you can snatch a Cockatrice and she won't even see it coming.

>>45055003
Yeah just remembered that, I’m a little out of it today.

>>45055044
dork fox

>>45055017
The Troll feeds you, anon

Tiger tiger, burning bright.

>>45054943
A quick reminder, women cannot be dominant
You are all homosexual

>>45055100
k

>>45055100
Got it, gonna have gay sex with my wife.

>Cheshire-Ryu hybrid
>she makes it rain GTA Definitive Edition rain

Say something nice about Hebi

>>45055150
ms hebi is assertive

>>45054943
how do you deal with a masochistic kiki?

>>45055150
I think white snakes are pretty neat. I like them a lot more than black snakes.

what can you tell me about the project?

>>45055150
She's better than Trumparts at least.

>>45055150
is that butter on her head?

Tfw ywn be your waifus tulpa that came to life

>>45055211
Yes. I believe she's also sitting on a piece of aluminium foil.

monster
>fucking bitches that think with their pussies
>don’t value human boys
>violently rape them, kill them and even vore them (succubi LIE saying they don’t do that anymore but multiple Manticores claim those are hollow words abd monster girls still kill humans to this day)
>humans are naturally fragile and sensitive due to being a kind species. Monster bitches still laugh at them for cumming fast to their slut pussies with fried pleasure receptors
>and then treat humans like shit for that
Blessed Angel:
>smart envoys of the Goddess that can control their own lust
>know how precious cute humans are even though they are a bit stubborn thinking they can handle everything just because they reached some inane number of decades of age
>rape as necessary penance to rid humans of their sins and most of the sex is consensual as a rite to trigger save points
>humans are naturally fragile so angels have to take it upon themselves to do the naked embrace rite to mark a church so they won’t die. Since they know human kindness made them really sensitive they just lightly tease boys for being quickshots - something they find cute as this proves the human body is hardwired to mate with angels (the Holy Goddess said so so it’s true)
>headpat the ahegaoing humans and even marry them as consolation
Conclusion: angels are the superior race constantly sacrificing themselves for the wellbeing of mankind

>>45055238
i will just fuck my thorny sin given form, each my dick hurts but it hurts so good

>CONTAINMENT BREACH

imagine monsterizing the sins of people itself

>>45055150
Miss Hebi knows how to take "no" for an answer.
IGNORE IT

>>45055297
sounds selfcesty

plump hebi sex

>>45055044
I want to play her tits like bongos

>>45055306
go away furfag

>>45055310
well i'd imagine what happens to those who try running from eros and love itself
>>45055318
ah yes the neet hebi who summoned me to her world

>>45055238
>multiple Manticores claim those are hollow words abd monster girls still kill humans to this day
All those Manticores are virgins, aren't they?

>>45055332
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuper virgins.

>>45055332
>>45055336
Probably the type to melt into a puddle of mewling bliss if a human called them cute and asked if he could scratch their ears.

Consider

>>45055351
Okay. It's been considered. Now what?

>>45055351
I am listening!

>>45055357
buy my book

>>45055238
Angels are just as lustful as monsters. They're just better at hiding it.

>>45055350
Manticores are super-cuddleable, they'd be happier if they didn't all insist on being so malignant all the time.

>>45055238
holst is best girl, no fuss, no pride, just milk and sex

>>45055003
>Hacks your robot chair

>Vampire wife
>Manticore wife
>Holstaur wife
>Vamp wife sucking your blood
>Holst wife has a titty in your mouth letting you suck down her milk
>Manticore wife has you balls deep in her tail

Bliss. How much more SUCC can we fit into this situation?

>>45055440
Enter the Akaname.

>>45055440
ittan momen can fold around the body
ghost or wight can handle the spiritual
slime can fill in the empty space
always room for kej

>>45055389
>>>/vg/
wrong board

>>45055297
It’s actually something in the SEQUEL series. It isn’t explained if the ancestors of all monsters are born out of sin, but washing away sins will generate monsters, either purposefully or not.
And since in the current age mana is scarce, instead of being horrendous abominations the monsters will be cute or seductive monster girls.
It’s a practice for a certain country to make their knights generate sin monsters to defeat, while in other places this naturally causes undersea monster girls to pop up

>>45055440
wonder if a vampire would get annoyed if there was a venom heavy species in the harem fouling up anons blood

When an MG thinks they’re the main character…

>>45055389
>dude lmao if you cum to a monster it’s a sin, but if an angel fucks you it’s just your holy duty
They don’t. In fact they are worse.

>>45055479
Doubt it, she'd probably be shlicking away, getting eaten out by the Bicorn wife or bouncing away on her husband as she kept sucking away. I guarantee Vampire's love anything that adds some extra flavor to their husband's blood.

>>45055487
Liar! 1,000 year of angel rape penalty. Prepare to be healed of sin.

>>45055514
trash face

cuddling with a plant!

im going to make an angel to sin, and then lay with her sinful self

Honestly a non mge monster girl thread is needed

>>45055557
>>>/a/
>>>/vg/
there are literally two others. go there

>>45055551
ARE THOSE

>>45055486
>I have summoned a human from another world that’s great at combat but weak at sex so me and my friends became a harem and take turns fucking him?! - a story about how we humiliated the jocks Hellhounds that stayed virgins while our husband became the strongest in the world

What a shame, turns out that humans can't channel a lot of magic without losing their humanity

Shame

>>45055539
here you go anon

>>45055591
>>>/vg/

>>45055604
gonna stick my face in angel butt!

>>45055604
that's the chief gods fault.

>>45055569
monster nuns are the best healsluts, the can fight and heal, also no needfor potions, just as her for some "potions"
>>45055607
unironically better, mobface makes all monsters better

>>45055551
unbelievably suckable

angels love to give absurd punishments like 100 years of rape, is there any record of what happens once the punishment is over?

>>45055604
i just use the strength that my wurm mom gave me, it seems like magic

>>45055642
got like 2 years probation

>>45055642
>s there any record of what happens once the punishment is over?
morrowind themesong starts playing

>>45055551
Delicious, syrup flavored nipples.

>>45055642
the best way to deal with them is to make them "sin"

>>45055642
An eternity of marriage for cumming in an angel

>>45055642
At that point the human is usually fairly well mindbroken so the angel takes responsibility for them.

I need the softest cow

>>45055696
Here you go!

>>45055696
i gotchu senpai

>>45055457
You're right! There is always room for kej! You can have one now!

>>45055696
Ok

Be careful

>>45055696
soft evil cow

>>45055717
I need this tier of cow to run my dairy.

What would happen if i (theoretically) bit an oni's tit

>>45055726
sake milk

>>45055726
Depends on the oni

>>45055726
she'd say ow and you wold get drunk from the sake milk

>>45055717
where is it

WHERE IS THE MILK

My mind is filled with thoughts of mofu... it's too late for me, save yourselves...

>>45055759
I will find a cure for foxoplasmosis
I will not forsake you brother!

>>45055662
>Getting nectar mixed in with her breast milk

>>45055642
do you imagine its a literal nonstop rape for all that time or are you given breaks(they cant be that cruel can they?)

Reminder that there is objectively zero reason to even try to improve yourself as a person in MGE when monsters will just naturally be better than you in every single possible way. Devote yourself to martial arts for most of your life? Oops too bad this random whore you came across is just naturally better than you on an instinctual level so nothing you try even matters. Cooking? Yeah too bad, some random street rat can knock your cooking out of the park because monster energy can just do that. But don't worry anon you just have to forsake being human, replace your energy with that of a monster's and you'll actually have a decent chance of making a name for yourself when you're not busy being a glorified dildo for whatever monster managed to claim you! But don't worry anon even though you are objectively having your soul's energy be more like a monster it TOTALLY isn't like becoming a monster even though that makes zero sense.

>>45055740
It's gotta be there somewhere

Ass > Tits

Cute bait, but I desire momsters anyway so

>>45055803
PREPARE FOR EXTRACTION

>>45055794
>improve yourself as a person in MGE when monsters will just naturally be better than you
That's not even the case for most shit, in terms of strength or magical ability? Yeah at least not until you turn, but moral character and good habits is absolutely something you can be way better with than monsters. Imagine how horrid a neet monsters room would be

>>45055814
>Another anon contracts foxoplasmosis via milk
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>tfw ywn be a sheperd of holst wurms

submit to shog, now.

>>45055794
>Reminder that there is objectively zero reason to even try to improve yourself as a person in MGE when monsters will just naturally be better than you in every single possible way
I stopped reading there. If you want to git gud in mge, you get yourself a loving and devoted wife. Then you both feedback loop each other through endless sickeningly sweet lovey dovey bullshit and sex until both of you can punch holes into mountains.

But but that point you'd both be so obsessed with each other and love drunk you wouldn't want to anyways, unless someone was threatening the other.

>>45055794
There’s always the hero’s path, though you will become angel bait.

>>45055835
I will not eat the shogloaf

>>45055794
Do it for yourself.

>>45055794
Let spite rule you

>>45055835
>>>/trash/
>>>/d/
>>>/h/
wrong board for captionshit

>>45055835
will this be countendered?

>>45055838
>take the hero's path
>constantly harassed by angels, valkyries, the occasional griffon
>dragons keep seeking you out to prove they're superior and defeat the powerful hero
>also sally's because they really, really want to lose to a hero and get a heroic dicking down
>every lilim within a continent range radius keeps an eye on your progress for future marriage proposals

>>45055841
just a bite

>>45055837
>you get yourself a loving and devoted wife.
So again, the only way you can do anything is to be the disposable cum dispenser for a monster.

>>45055866
...which by that logic would make her your disposable cum receptacle

>>45055866
it's clearly recyclable and not disposable

leave the mick or Shitposter alone

>>45055841
bold to assume you have a choice, one day while eating your meal, you'll look down and see traces of purple slime for a split second and think it was nothing
Then when you fall asleep you'll awaken in the shog dimension, forever hers. You will eat the shogloaf and be happy

>>45055794
>>45055866
Get better quality pasta, you make the Italian monsters upset.

>>45055828
I want to file down her spiky horns and make them look nice and neat.

>>45055818
>That's not even the case for most shit
Give a single example for what, then. Monsters can already easily destroy years of effort to train and become a strong fighter and they can somehow teach a mindless savage like an Ushi-Oni how to cook like a professional chef, who's to say that can't easily do the same for every possible angle humans can have to improve as a person?

>>45055871
Not if you're only with her because she forced you to.

>>45055883
need to blow my kiki whistle

>>45055883
Shogloaf just sounds really disgusting... can I have a cup of Shogpudding instead? That sounds more palatable.

>>45055885
that's not what pasta means, newfriend

>>45055794
Don't bother anon, all the dudes in this thread are weak willed degenerate fags most of them don't deserve a monster wife

>>45055835
>>45055883
Remove yourself you sentient wine stain. This is a kiki household!

>>45055899
deserving a wife is a troubling mindset to have

>>45055835
Reading this really made me wonder what a shoggoth would sound like when she spoke. Would it be two-toned, sound like a dozen voices speaking at once, or somewhat eerily echo-y?

>>45055835
More?

Bow before your queen.

>>45055919
Not here, faggot.

>>45055882
how do i obtain the formula for jiangshi creation, do i need to talk with an evil hermit

>>45055930
just google it

>>45055930
visit your friendly neighborhood daoist priestess

>>45055899
You don't need to put on a tough guy front, Anon. Monstergirls aren't normal women.

>>45055942
the only one i can find is one named seiga and she has blue hair and makes holes in walls

>>45055946
You're right. They're somehow worse.

>>45055927
>Tits that small
Aint no queen of mine.

>>45055953
(You)

>>45055927
She'll be on her knees gargling my balls

>>45055927
I'm gonna make fun of her for not being able to fit through doors cause of her horns

>>45055927
I didn't vote for her.

>>45055927
nah, im american, i bow to no monarch, I will revolt and make a democracy

>>45055946
>monster girls aren't normal women.
So no shit tests?

>>45055927
>Tits that big
Ain't no queen of mine.

I kind of understand miseryfags now, the idea of being happy after being depressed for so long, or having a happy ending is just kind of unthinkable for me nowadays
Hell reading MGE stories can actually hurt me sometimes because it's like "damn I could've been born in that universe instead of this one" type thing

>>45055981
Is it still a shit test if she's purposefully setting you up to fail so she can 'punish' you with sex?

>>45055994
I have never self-inserted into any story, even self-insert stories, so I don't tend to have this problem.
Although I might after I finish the story.

>>45055995
a good shit test
wonder what a good monster for that would be, I feel like dark elves and Cheshire

>>45056025
>bogey with abandonment issues

>>45056041
>leave her sight
>immediately starts panickedly calling for you

>mge is a femdom setting
Unironically where did this belief come from?
a lot of the monster profiles have timid and devoted as their disposition, and hell only a few are femdom oriented

>>45056025
that picute be making m feel guilty

>>45056045
>go to store for 5 minutes
>meet old friend at the store
>they drag you off to hang out with some friends
>tell them you have to go back to your wife
>get dragged along anyway
>return home late
>bogey standing in the middle of the living room, staring at you
>entire room is dark
>her eyes are glowing

>>45056066
>mating press the bogey for a few hours so she becomes a good trad wife again

>>45056066
Friends?

>>45056077
MGE is such a magical setting even you can have friends in it

>>45055957
>>45055987
The duality of man.

>>45055994
On one hand I like romance stories and happy endings for what they are but on the other hand, since I've never personally experienced any form of it, I view it with an emotional distance like I was some kind of alien or scientist; merely observing it with some vague curiosity.

>>45056090
Now that's just TOO unbelievable. I can only suspend my disbelief so much.

>>45056094
Hey, me too. It's a detached kind of enjoyment, like looking at a couple holding hands or kissing and thinking "that's nice for them."

>>45056106
Exactly. And you don't think too much or too long about it. Except for when you can't, one day. And then it hurts a little every time you see a romantic gesture so you instinctively look away to protect yourself. But then the emotional detachment comes back to start the cycle over.

Man why are you wanting to fight innocent beautiful women anyways, sounds kinda gay if you ask me.

>>45056157
>not wanting to wrestle a beautiful monster woman to the ground and get all sweaty together

>>45056157
Dunno, i desire to be a daoist priest and raise jiangshis, the better zombie

>>45056157
There's no downside to practice your wrestling moves with a slime! Neither of you can really hurt each other.

>>45056157
>Man why are you wanting to fight innocent beautiful women
because of a minor disagreement

>>45055927
Nice horn fashion

>>45055994
Why can't fairy smoke?

>>45056157
Cause I'm too dumb and fucked up to be a lover. I'm more like the guy that gets left behind in a zombie movie so everyone else can get to safety.

i desire american monsters

>>45056246
>tfw door slammed closed in face by rest of the group to buy time from the undead hordes
>taken under a wave of undead as they tear into you
>eventually the lich that raised them comes by to you out and claim as her husband
>she's the head harem wife in your harem of several hundred zombies and dozens of ghouls

>>45056320
>When your Shetland mistress finds herself standing next to the tomboy shire horse.

Do demons accept contracts written by you? Hope they don't make fun of my handwriting

>>45056350
They might give you some pointers, but I think they'd enjoy the gesture.

>body like a lamia
>fur and ears akin to an inari
>black sclera and light purple skin like a demon
>paws halfway between a griffon's and a manticore's
>disposition is notably split between aggressive and timid
...Were bunyips originally a type of chimera?

>>45054943

>>45056394
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

>>45056394
NEED
NEED ME SOME BUNYIP NIPS

>>45056394
[spoilers]Ah shit. Welp, I suppose that's what I get for mobileposting.[/spoilers]

>>45056437
Retard

>>45056437
...I'm just gonna go to bed.

>>45056415
Woof!

>>45056479
REMEMBER KIDS, if some hag is bothering you, you can always approach an MGCPD Officer and she will protect you.

>>45056520
That officer looks like she's the one who needs protection

>>45056525
She will protect your sperm insider her. It will be safe from the influence of hags there.

>>45056537
>Safe from hags
Cute

>>45056537
but anon she is the hag, a 20-year veteran on the force

>>45056520
Thank you officer Hellwan for keeping us safe! Not like that crooked cop officer Chesh.

>>45056525
She was just captured by the Pamper Predator. He surprised her with head pats and then spent three hours brushing her fur, trimming her nails, massaging her aching muscles and rubbing her tummy. Once she recovers, she's definitely going to track him down and arrest him. Unfortunately she's going to be competing with at least two dozen other officers who have been similarly "assaulted" by the Pamper Predator.

>>45056546
Just Because Detective MCRUFF is in her early 40's doesn't mean she is a hag, not like those foxes who can be hundreds of years old, plus she has devoted her self to stopping the Mofukuza and can't handle one more anon falling into their clutches of endless toil brushing mofu and frying tofu to pay off gambling debt.

>>45056437
I appreciate the open and free nipples, Anon.

>>45056537
Wait a minute... how old is this wan?

Demons deserve to be punched

>>45056550
Stop resisting!

>>45056603
Hands up don't rape

She's a loose cannon cop with a distinct disrespect for authority and way too much to prove
He's a wanted criminal famous through the underground for his daring heists and miraculous escapes.

>>45056545
I'm old enough to be immune to Hags.

>>45056615
That's ok, you're still small enough to be vulnerable

>>45056615
all men are little boys to hags.

>>45056574
She can't hide the grey hairs and crows feet. I know a hag when I see one

I want to fistfight a Demon in a public washroom

>>45056593
>images taken moments before disaster

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, watch out for sabbath members engaging in a fight.
It turns into a laser based bullet hell.

>>45056593
perfect boob parry

>>45056634
>try to give a demon the old 1, 2, straight to the moon
>she just slaps your face with her tail
>you insta lose
damn demons

>>45056669
Well it's better than getting shot through the liver

>>45056683
>attacks your liver
beware of goats and onis

>>45056663
I can feel the pressure from here. What frightening power.

>>45056697
I'm talking about a fight anon...
If monsters can't give me cool shonen fights then I don't want them!

>>45056669
Just grab the tail and you win. It works on all monsters with tails

>>45055835
I can't
I submitted to shog and kiki tag team months ago

>>45056705
>anon tries to fight a monster
>she holds him back with one hand while he windmills his arms to punch
>she just laughs and licks her lips while murmuring how she can fix him
all you're getting is shonen fights(sexo)

>>45056721
should've seen the folding chair coming

>>45056723
Then I quit! I'm going back home and those dumb monsters can ruin someone else's day!

Any good monster girl manga lately?

>>45056727
>kiki leaping at you with the shog chair
last time i order fast food instead of eating kiki & shog dinner

>>45056727
I'M MAD

>>45056736
Maybe if you cry she'll feel bad for you and do a few cool moves?

Keep getting flashed by slimes, do they get uppity when humidity increases?

unstoppablemonsters is boring
Give a decent puch up
would be cool to see anon pump him self up with strengh/reinforcement spells and then into an all out braw with an ogre or dragon

>>45056749
Nuh uh. I'm going back to calling monsters racial slurs in online games and making them cry when I tell them how bad they are! I'll beat them somehow!

>>45056736
You think you can leave this ring anon?

>>45056757
monsters can be trusted with power. people can't. simple as

>>45056745
MAD ABOUT ELF

>>45056757
its a fantasy setting
train youreself to the peak, then apply the spells
victory will be yours

>>45056777
Oops you forgot anon monsters are just inherently more skilled at hand to hand combat and will just make fun of you while you can't do anything to them!

>>45056776
perhaps a nice elf might calm you down.

>>45056800
ANGRY
ANGRY THOSE BAZONGAS ARENT FREE

>>45056791
I dont think the setting was meant to be seen like that.
I feel that monsters beeing stronger is simply stronger as a base, and hard working humans could prevail.
If that wasnt the case than the tornaments that are said to be held are a cruel joke.

>>45056800
what about an elf that offers up another elf?

>>45056825
the asspull power is a clause for when somebody is trying to murder a monster. he likes taking it out of context because he's dumb, ignorant or malicious

>>45056791
Except not you faggot, if you’re genuinely trying to kill or harm them then yes you get stomped because mamomana, but if you’re in a Dog Days style fight then yes a human can win.

>>45056844
why are you fighting mamono? stop it. stop it. have sex with them instead.

>>45056852
Nothing gets me in the mood for sex like a fight with my rival. No I'm not related to a salamander

>>45056875
>Nothing gets me in the mood for sex like a fight with my rival
Proud of you son
>No I'm not related to a salamander
Lies

>>45056698
>How long have they been like this?
>2 hours...

>>45056829
Now I get TWO elves to violate!

>>45056897
what would they be fighting over?

>>45056825
>>45056844
Try reading the setting material next time. Succubi effortlessly can beat men in fights and literally mock them during the fight.

>>45056905
Mating rights

>>45056905
territory, mating rights
the usual stuff

>>45056905
Who gets first turn on the trampoline

>>45056852
Because I want to wrestle fuck a cowgirl after waving a red cloth in her face.

>>45056907
>effortlessly
hey she practiced hard on that choreography

>>45056889
I am not related to fire lizards and I refuse to fight them

>>45056907
why are you threatened by that? succubi won't hurt you.

Salamanders are dorks.
No, I will not fight them, why would I fight a dork

If you want stronger monsters, just write whatever you want or head canon it. From a story perspective, I like my MGs a level above humans where skill triumphs over strength, but you're mostly fucked fighting one who is equally skilled.
If the portals were to open to an MGE world, I would want them to be more like canon so that I didn't have to worry about them and can submit to my goddess the way the DL intended.

>>45056963
>why would I fight a dork
to bully?

>>45056945
Because what the fuck is the point of trying or wanting to be anything in MGE if some cunt can just show up, outdo you in every way and on top of it just start making fun of you? I had enough of feeling like that as a kid I don't want more of it as an adult.

>>45056963
It sounds like your chicken Anon. You don't want her to make the clucking noises at you in front of everyone do you?

>>45056991
maybe don't take yourself so seriously

>>45056963
What if the dork wants to fight you? You can't just ignore her!

>>45056991
it sounds like some very nasty things happened to you in the past that might be skewing they way you're looking at monsters today. maybe you could let a nice girl marry you and talk it out with her? i promise she won't make fun of you.

Anon is weak to dorks!

>>45057040
dorks are weak to ME!

>>45056994
>>45057035
If she wants to fight me so badly she can come find me at the top of my wizard tower filled with all sorts of traps and trials that still have solution because the Bureau of Dungeons are a bunch of hacks.
I'm building that stuff to keep people out, why do I need to hide a key on each floor?

>>45057038
fuck off

>>45057054
>anon thinks he is safe at the top of his wizard tower
>sally parachutes in from above
those monsters are getting smarter anon

>>45057064
>Not so fast Anon! Rivals have to duel if they lock eyes! It's the rules!

>>45057054
Wait you've built a dungeon for her to power level in? You're either flirting or about to get unexpectedly amazon oressed

>>45056963
slap a sally with a dueling glove

>>45057068
>anon tries to avoid fight by saying she is not his rival
>salamander gets depressed and her tail flame droops down
Good job, now you made her sad

>>45057064
While that would be a good strategy, the BoD will be all over her before she even gets off the ground
>Oh, Anon spent all this time building a dungeon for a nice girl like you to clear and you are just going to skip to the END? Where's your sense of romance? Adventure?

>>45057115
>you are just going to skip to the END?
>sally is cuddling anon who is covered in kiss marks
>"Uh...yea?"

>>45057151
I hope she is ready to lose her adventurer and dungeoneering licenses for that infraction

slap sabbath butts

>>45057198
Don't care, got husband.

>>45057198
>lose her adventurer and dungeoneering licenses
>got the wife and mother licenses
fair trade

>>45057271
>guard anon tries to take the toll
>monster insists to pay in kisses
fug...

>>45057271
It's gotta be tough being a human guard on the border, the king can't be bothered to give a fuck about the frontier so you have to rely on adventurers, some of them are mamano and they don't really care about money so they want payment by other means. The commander spends more and more time with this demonic looking woman and just says take care of it when we go to him for advice, pretty soon we won't have many human guards left so we are now hiring mamano with the expectation they don't drag off their husband to mamano lands rather stay in town to keep the peace. Pretty soon I reckon we will be under the demon lords domain but who am I to care, the king don't give a fuck and taxes are no longer being collected so I guess it's not all bad.

I like aquatic mgs but the ocean’s cold and gross and I hate it, what do?

>>45055794
Sadly it's true, we are just puppets on string

>>45057362
KC wrote an entire essay to politely tell cuckfags to fuck off.

>>45057370
And also made us completely useless and irrelevant. The smallest and weakest can break all your bones if she wants and will make fun of you for it. I do not wish for portal nowadays.

>>45057388
Not an issue unless you go looking for a scenario in an attempt to insert your cuckfetish into it, such a scenario would never cross ones mind nor would they have an interaction with such a thing unless those conditions were met.

>>45056048
They can also overpower us on every domain just by wanting it. It's peak femdom since we are just glorified dildos that mamonos choose. Even suicide can't break this cycle.

Gonna dump a bucket of water on her

>>45057426
Cheshy get off the internet

>>45057423
Or if she wants to do something from you, or if she wants to.make.fun of you, or if she wants to rape you, or if she feels like hurting you... We are just toys in a big chest waiting and waiting

>>45057438
You know I'm right, joke around to avoid the question if you want

>>45057370
>there are two ways to react to shitty cope
>call it out
>cope even harder and call it good cope
Okay.

>>45057426
And of course it's the fucking frogtard seething about femdom again.
I swear thr Fr*nch are the most annoying faggots on the internet

>>45057509
Shut the fuck up Mick

Seen any elves? HAHAHAHA!

>>45057509
How? Haven't post today. Recently almost every thread someone do that. I don't understand why but fine I will leave. I don't want to be shitposter scape goat. Fuck you all

>>45056048
Actually if anything, Order fags are the ultimate femdom fags because they literally WORSHIP a Goddess, whereas monster girls are practically slobbering at their man's knees.
>>45057426
Who cares, MGE functions off the logic that whatever a monster girl can do, you can probably do just as well or even better later down the line - IF you want to.

>French nigger is out
Thread is healing

>>45057547
No, stay.

>>45057362
>>45057388
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>>45057451
Ok kill yourself then, it’s the only way to escape right? You don’t want to even take the chance that some monster girl could come get you right? Then just go jump in front of a train and be done with it and prove how independent and superior you are.

>>45057580
Wisp

>>45057569
No, trash must be cleaned. Post Kiki to celebrate

>>45057426
Why am I seeing a Zena Cat edit here

>>45057580
>he thinks death is an escape
lol

>>45057627
Namu amida butsu

>>45057584
Need me a hyper nerd Tomoko style wisp.

>>45057362
How the fuck did humans even survive the previous ages

>>45057362
>As KC notes, once the soul is united with a monster, it's impossible to separate, even if you try to rewrite the timeline.
That's Love Town shit.

>>45057655
Autists either died young or became great conquers instead of what we have now.

>>45057362
Okay humans can't beat monsters but maybe silverback gorillas can 'cause they're stronger than humans.

The hydra's body is impervious to attack. You must defeat each of her heads individually.

>>45057868
>Blowjob from one
>Another focuses on the balls
>Make out with a third
>The other two suck on your fingers
There, all heads occupied, no need to thank me.

>"I am a more future-proofed and advanced model than you, Relic! It's about time, you retired."
>t.Modern Day/Futuristic Automaton to an older model/Obsolete/Antiquated Automaton model

>>45057362
I love MGE and all but this really feels like jumping the shark. He could have just said fuck off to people pushing stuff he hates but he had to make such a retarded explanation that makes the setting seem like a joke. I hope he finds help for his brainworms because they seem pretty bad.

>>45057362
>i want you to be happy, and to suffer no more
>NOOOOO

Jesus fucking I truly understand now ntrfags actually relish in misery. You literally glorify it and the misery loves company is the best way to describe your actions here. This literally why you and m*ck are here.
Its like you people legit want hell to be real since being miserable is your comfort zone. You cannot even imagine being loved and cherished. Get drafted or kys.

>>45058134
I always assumed those dumbfucks are just trying to somehow elevate themselves above us "weeb coomers" by complaining that a wish fulfillment fantasy setting does not conform to standards of typical fantasy crap.

>>45057907
>Beep Boop :3

Bring me all the hag lilims, I'll take care of them so you guys can get ones your age

>>45058134
It's not that. The entire setting becomes patronizing towards you, hardly anything seems to matter. In my fantasies, I want to do things that matter, I want to earn things, I want the main draw of the world, monster girls, to be more than omnipotent, pretty looking prisons that will gladly give me illusion of control. It's depressing. It's no better than staying in a room and taking pills for the rest of my life. I don't feel loved in that setting. I feel used. I feel stuck. I feel like I'm being forced to take the happy pill for the rest of my life. Cool If you want that for you.
But me, at least in my fantasy, I want to matter. Should I stop whining and just drop the mge? Yeah, honestly I will. Monstergirls are more than that. Fuck KC to be honest

>>45058203
OK great just leave and stop bothering us, it's clear that neither the setting nor this thread are a good fit for you

>>45058203
White flag monkey, leave and never come back.

>>45058203
>Should I stop whining and just drop the mge? Yeah, honestly I will
To be honest, this is the smartest thing you have said so far.

I know why the thread hate Mick but why do we hate the frog?

>>45058314
nothing good has ever come out of france

>>45058314
Annoying whiny bitch, likely also behind the retarded suicide shitposts. I think this is like the third time he's promising to stop shitting up the thread, buy you just know he'll be back tomorrow.

>>45058314
He's worse than Mick, he is French

>>45058203
I think that the core of KC's setting remains incredibly inspiring, but the more he talks about it the more holes he pokes into the whole thing. It sucks that he has to deal with assholes who go out of their way to harass him but making up incredibly far-fetched explanations to keep them out instead of just ignoring them is only hampering the whole project in my opinion. You're better off making your own setting that satisfies you instead. As long as you love monster girls I think it's fine to keep coming back to the thread, just ignore the KC apologists and the false-flaggers and keep creating content. This has always been the Monster Girl thread, not the Monster Girl Encyclopedia thread. We all love monster girls here.

For this challenge, I will enter hagville with -900% hag resist

>>45055794
>the only reason for self improvement is to be better than other people
Anon, you are sick in the head. Please seek help from adjusted individuals.

>>45058203
We both know you’ll be back here in a couple days whining about how you’re incapable of just being happy or having nice things even in your fantasies. Somebody could hand you a piece of cake but you wont accept it unless they also stab you first.
>>45058422
You should leave too but again we both know you wont.

>Somebody could hand you a piece of cake but you wont accept it unless they also stab you first.
True. don't know why.

it is because you hate yourself and don't think your'e deserving of anything good. This is also a self fulfilling prophecy in that you actively sabotage anypositivity in your life. That is why you are here, in this den of positivity, you just want to torture yourself here and bemoan your existence.

>>45057655
Men were stronger back then, not the push overs we have today

>>45056235
She's a character from Interspecies Reviewers who canonically DOES smoke, so in context, I assume she's trying to quit.

Why don't kikis work as professors? Because they only have masters!

>>45058538
You are genuinely mentally ill that’s why, seek professional help.

>>45058661
Wrong, meds are a trap

>>45058616
I have my Masters degree, now I just need a Kiki to use it on.
>PhD in basketweaving wankers get called Doctor when they can't even apply a bandaid, I want to get called "Mashtah"

>>45058548
I told you and my theory is 100% correct after seeing their behaviour ITT. Its literally divide and conquer. In this case the setting is attacked since these people never recieved love, thus being miserable is their default state. In order to not kill themselves their mind creates a false logic since every single cell in your body wants to live, even if it distorts reality. The best way to describe it: These people are sitting in a pile of shit, and their reasoning is: it keeps me warm.
Again if you are like m*ck and co, you are here because anons online are the only people whoever react to you, and you literally get off on their negative emotions and remarks. The fact is I'm starting to see this behavior within normalfags too as they glorify sabotaging themselves. I'm never going to be impressed by them working 12 hours just to grind their soul to dust, or developing basic bitch npc personality. In fact ill look down on them since they dont respect themselves and thus neither will I.

>>45058422
That the guy who created the canon Cuckhoss has to compress MGE into the virgin-monogamy hugbox to deal with Western schitzos is a tragedy.
>fuckthem, its like turning every loli into a CC-midget because the West tries to deny loli exists

>>45058422
It's hard today.

>>45058756
They exist for psychopaths like you.

>>45058956
>Not liking yourself = psycho

>>45057559
Become a abyssal god, have a abyssal harem. Become the true form of absolute maledom.

>>45059097
You haven't left french nigger?

>>45058918
Bicorn = cuck is a bad western fanon that he regards as cringe.
The 7 seas translation is outright wrong.
Bicorn and Unicorn's profile allude to the end result of getting jumped by another monster while having an unicorn wife.
Despite claims to the contrary, bicorn was only ever a harem horse and not the cuck horse.

>>45059082
Depression is a mental illness yes.

>>45059107
No I an’t French anon, I don’t even think he likes abyssal monsters.

>>45058868
>you need a master's degree to have a kiki
But don't worry Anons for the Kiki Maid Academy is now offering full scholarships to any man who wants to major in meido molestation. You will be paired with your very own kiki in training or a professor if preferred as you are taught important skills such as upskirt panty peak detection, how to safely bend a maid over any kind of furniture, and how to achieve an erection at only the sound of the word "mastah." Masters that have graduated from the Kiki Maid Academy have shown to have up to a 75% increase in kiki satisfaction and fertility. At the Kiki Maid Academy we will help prepare all would be masters become the CEO of maid fucking we know they can be. Visit our website or call our toll free number for more information.

Reminder that if you're poort, the host club in hagville is hiring.

>>45059835
Yeah, they're always hiring, because male servers disappear the first day they start working there every time without fail

I want to see a guy win a fight with a monster.
Not kill, just win.
>inb4 Ironbeast

>>45059872
Maybe I'll let you watch when I beat up my ogre some time. You will not watch the rape that follows of course, but you can watch the bruising.

>>45059872
>Ironbeast
??

hagville is the best starting town, you can get end game gear fro real cheap all ou have to do is...... i forgot it but it has to do with the danuki clerk, she always is a different danuki the next day

Every male adventurer could use a monster partymember-daughter-wife or two.

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>>45060151
Made for mating press (anal)

>>45059134
Depression is not real, stop being pathetic cry baby

>>45059946
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>>45060293
Cool image dump, are you actually going to say anything?

>>45060320
If your idea of contribution is bitching, then at the very least don't waste the thread space

>>45060172
Anal just defeats the purpose.

>>45060163
nice

>>45060345
hes been at this for a fucking year

I spot a cow.

I'm back

>>45060163
made to retire from being a fighting game character and to be bred by me repeatedly until we have a football teams' worth of children4k0dhd

>>45060452
shit in my horny haze i misplaced the captcha
monster girls are dangerous they mess with my mind

>>45060458
That's why MGE Demons have it so easy. Getting a horny man to sign a contract is a piece of cake.

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>>45060347
It would be a waste to not explore both secret passages if you're on an adventure.

>>45060490
>Anon goes to return something at a grocery store
>A demon lady makes him sigh a forum
>She's so pretty he doesn't even notice it's a marriage contract until he wrote his first name
>It's close enough and she pulls you over the counter and rapes you in the office
Never sign things a monster gives you anon

Your order has arrived.

I want a dark mage neet who looks like hex manaic to kidnap me and made me a bedwarmer/daki/manabattery/house husband who makes me cook and take care of her

>>45060612
Just imagine how soft she is

>>45060594
Poor WoL.

>>45060530
Does that say Financial Pampering or Tampering?