/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for becoming a bloodbag

What are your top 3 mamonos?
Me it's :
Chesh /werecat
Bunyip
Kiki

>>45037588
Oh dear. How many Otaku/Weeabo monster girls end up wanting Chihirou , protagonist of Kagurabachi, as their manga/anime husband?

Phenomenal cosmic powers

What about a Curse Doll, that is a pretty but generic doll that tempts women to want to possess them. And the longer they have the doll, the more the doll resembles them and the more they resemble the doll. At the point of monsterization, their real body, now a monster becomes a near faceless fem H protag ventriloquist (that is of course highly fuckable) Meanwhile, they become the doll, their consciousness and personality (and of course sexuality) now speaking through the doll, while the main body is more like the puppet now.

Separating the two produces an effect much like the Dullahan, in that while the doll is usually bratty, and uses her main body like muscle, separated she becomes nervous and docile. And while together the main body is often stoic and taciturn, acting at the whims of the doll, when separated it's able to express itself (non-verbally) without inhibition, where much of the doll's subconscious comes out, and the majority of the doll's subconscious is horny and loving and clingy.

Being a spooky doll, however, after a given time it has the uncanny ability to just appear in the hands of its ventriloquist. This may be a blessing or a curse, depending on how you look at it. Do you want to be trapped under 40lbs of tits and ass when the predominant personality becomes a brat?

pic somewhat related

>>45037599
dragon zombie
demon
shog

>>45037699
that's not very nice

have a simple splice whilst I continue to put off doing the larger chains

also I updated the woolhound splice

>>45037599
Witch
Baph
Devil

>>45037599
Wendigo
Anubis
Wisp

>>45037599
Holstaur
Troll
Titania

>>45037861
In what way?

>>45037599
It is very hard to pick just three and it changes depending on the mood
I guess I'll go with:
Wight
Dark Valkyrie
Lamia/Shirohebi

>>45037861
>anon scolds ventriloquist/doll
>personality jumps back into the main body to pout

>>45037699
Not bad, an improvement program for 3Ds, and an interesting lore.
>yes, the never-3Ds will whine, but converting 3Ds is a canon concept by Lims and even Doppels.

>>45038280
I'm okay with converting 3Ds, but only into undead.

>>45037599
1. Bicorn waifu
2. Kiki maido
3. every mamono my waifu wants me to fuck
The kiki is to clean up all the mess and make dinner afterwards

Post femdomfag cope

>>45037599
Top 3
>Cheshire
>Ushi Oni
>Demon
I'm a little all over the place, and I'd probably do fine with almost any mamono.

Bottom 3
>Bicorn - I just can't into harems; wouldn't be fair to her.
>Myconid - They trigger body horror for me; I just can't with those limbs.
>Dwarf - Just no.

>>45037599
Dragon
Kraken
Sandworm

>>45038353
(You)

>>45038550
(Me)

>>45037599
Elf
Valkyrie
Vampire

>>45038353
I personally like my headcanon fantasies to not involve space-time warping assholes with a specific vendetta against me and my wife. That way I don't need her to become the Anti-spiral queen to start hurling alternate universes at our enemies.

>>45037599
Wight
Zombie
Lilim
I have a thing for the white haired girls.

>>45038841
Anon, stay away from my Grandma!

>>45038841
The hebi has been notified

>>45037599
Elf
Wight
Zombie

I am slowly but surely syncretising all three into my perfect, ideal waifu

I want to find her ring so that I can use it to propose to her.

>>45038980
Cute pic but the proportions on the lamia are highly fucked.

>>45037599
Succubus
Elf
Dark Mage/Witches in general

>>45037599
Hatter
Nurarihyon
Succubus

Hatter is for sure my number one, but the tier just below her has like over a dozen girls in it, so I just picked the two that came to mind.

>>45038871
She's somewhere in the top 15, I don't have my sorting results anymore to say the exact placement. She's going to have to fight for me though. I've had enough undead waifu dreams to make me think that Hel has staked a claim on my soul.

>>45038980
>>45039003
Oppai loli snake.

>>45038814
I want to have a time distortion battle with a faster than light cockatrice, I need my reverse flash arc.

>>45039101
tsuchinoko

>>45039003
>Cute pic but the proportions on the lamia are *worthy to be fucked
>Oppai lolisnek

I wish a race of horny spacefaring lamias would conquer this world.

Hug the bug.

>>45038980
Its actually going to be difficult to fuck the Snekpussy with those huge tits so close.

>>45039233
a humble dream

Early morning post for monster ears

>>45039255
I would fug the bug, but that rear portion looks more 'mechanical' and unnatural than an Arachne does.
It's like she's sitting on half a GitS Tachikoma.

>>45037588

Fat demon ass

>>45037599
Jinko
Bogey
Yeti

I really want to be hugged by a large Jinko.

>>45039302
beetles do be like that

>>45039255
Do you attract soldier beetles by slathering honey on sweet-smelling trees?

>>45039417
what do they eat to get so big?

>>45039255
That is a marriage proposal

>>45039617
my oral hygienist looks different

My pussy sends her regards

Younger men should cum inside older women.

>>45038021
>Titania
A bit of a unusual choice, though i can see you have a type. What makes you like Titanias over say, a Kejourou?

>>45039655
you're right, shes got a new haircut. how nice of you to point it out.

>>45039833
Soft, both physically and personality wise, kind, good personality, and also really nice tits.

>>45037588

bunyip but cat

>>45039944
That could describe a lot of mamono species. Do you jus go for any soft and gentle monster girl with big breasts? I was asking what specific trait of Titanias makes them more desrable than other similar mgs.
Also, i wouldn't call Titanias wise.

>>45040020
It's even better. Pet the purring bunyip, hug her like napcat. I would take one as soons as the portal open.

>>45037599
wurm
jabberwock
bogie

>>45040020
Is that any different from a regular Bunyip making a :3 face?

Don't come to Wonderland, I saw an alice doing a bunch of drugs with a dormouse, a cheshire cat molesting a young boy while a trumpart films it, and a mad hatter milking a large horse for her tea like a damn Mongol, shit's weird down here.

>>45040093
super different. new mask, got a bell on her tail, makes nya noises

>>45040046
>Do you jus go for any soft and gentle monster girl with big breasts?
Those are my favorite yeah, though I like probably 90% of all the species, my tastes are varied. I guess I just like the look of Titania in combination with their personality, I don't know how to describe it very well. Also I wasn't calling them wise I said they're soft physically and have a soft personality.

>>45037599
Amazon
Oni
Green orc

Always check to see what kind of society your nearest amazoness tribe is. If they are hunter-gatherers, you're in good hands. If they're an agricultural society, run for the love god.

>>45040163
Why.

>>45040113
Where can I found one?

>be window washer in MGC
>it's dangerous, sure
>but dangling precariously over 30 story buildings isn't the worst of it
>every floor we stop in a gaggle of monster OLs presses against the window to drool over us
>some make lewd remarks while others just press their breasts against the window near my crotch
>kikimora cleaning staff try to follow the crew home every time
>lost 2 coworkers to harpy marriage-from-above attacks this month
>I've stayed single so far only by the grace of my squeegee blade
>but I caught the eye of the griffon nesting atop 69 Druella Av. last week and I fear this might be it for me
please pour one out for a fallen wagie anons

>>45037599
Pharaoh
Lilim
Baphomet

>>45040187
hunter-gatherers are way too busy hunting animals and scavenging fruit to do evil things like raping their men, invading foreign lands, and industrialize

>>45040233
Well I'm going team progress.

Oops! Sorry anon, is this your desk? Studying is so boring haha let me just take a seat.
Whew, it's really hot in here huh? We should like, take a load off and get out of these stuffy clothes!

>>45040379
imagine a yandere pyrow, and shes like way older than you hahahaha

>>45040379
>"miss Pyr, please leave the classroom"
>"you're 20, have never been enrolled in this school and keep harassing the male students"
>"Anon is already having a hard time keeping up with the rest of the class. dont make it any more difficult for him."

>>45040379
Whoops! I'm like, ontop of you now anon haha.
Oh shit, my pussy like just totally went over your cock haha.
Oh shit, my bad! I'm like raping you now haha oh jeez I didnt mean to haha!
But you like, understand its like an accident right? haha.

>>45040445
>"You old hag want him as much as I do, you keep shoving your fat saggy tits in his face and even makes stay after school to attempt to flirt with him"
>verbal catfight ensues

>>45040455
Woah, how did that happen? Clumsy me! we are like, 10 years into a relationship and I'm totally pregnant with my third kid! Like no freaking way, how did that happen?

>>45040477
but didnt they only start dating last year?

>>45040479
>anon has a spell placed on him to make him think he just graduated high school and make him believe he hooked up with his pyrow friend every year for the first time, but never forgetting he had kids

>>45040479
Haha no silly they are just super besties who happen to have exclusively have sex with each other and live in the same house and share a bank account and have two little pyrows with a third on the way - that isnt dating.

Are there pyrow bullies?

>>45040511
>that isnt dating.
It's just scamming the system for those sweet tax discounts and child benefits. Actually you don't even have to work, you can just be NEETs and keep churning out little pyrows for even more money.

>>45040537
Mrs pyrow may be an airhead but she can do her taxes - and she looks very cute with reading glasses on!

>>45040536
yeah theres a gang of seniors who bully me and shove me into lockers and throw used panties at me in class and fart in my face and lick the back of my neck when I'm not paying attention and leave kiss marks when they finish and call me a good little boy and friend and also we live together.

>>45037588

>>45040536
And yes, they push people to suicide to impress bad boys. Nothing has changed, 3D are still evil creatures

i desire pyrows but as scary and creepy yandere gyarus

>>45040549
>Pyrow wife... I mean Pyrow FWB is sitting unusually quiet and serious over a pile of tax documents
>keeps tapping the calculator
>finally speaks up
>"Hon... um... Anon it turns out we could be paying no taxes at all if we have two more kids by the end of next fiscal year"
>"So how about we get to it... right now"

Native pyrows just wander the wilderness then?
No highschools to prowl?
No convienence stores to stake out for bubble gum?
No grown men to harass, or young boys to offer candy cigarettes to?
scary.

>>45040653
And they will act as if they have been your friend forever when you wake up in the forest you were camping in

The key to defeating Pyrows is to hum that one song, how did it go again?

>>45039302
If a centaur can be bipedalised, I dont see why you can't do that to the bugs too

>>45040674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZvz6oFTHAE

>>45040674
Hey I just met you
and this is crazy
take this lolipop
and have my babies

Bogies are more damgerous

most dangerous monster of all if conditions are met

>"I will cook some instant noodles with a can of tuna tonight"
>Add a pic of my hand opening the cheap noodles
>Post this on 4mon
>Collect (you)s

Yo
, the worst starter town is menherayan
Just trust me, lest you dip the moment you start you’ll be stuck forever

I don't like this picture. Its smug aura mocks me.

Y-you didn't forget about me anon, did you?
It's halloween after all... y-you wouldn't forget about a spooky monster like me during halloween!
I mean... nobody ever thinks of me outside of then anyway...
A-anyway, happy halloween! D-don't forget about me!

>>45040705
I only see a cute sheep. What harm could she possibly do?

>>45040770
It's not smugness. It's pride.

>>45040817
she will nudge you with her head constantly so you can't fall asleep

>>45040815
ah yes the redcap
but how do I even find one in the first place

>>45040817
Sleepy time. Next thing you know you wake up married with children on the way.

>>45040747
Instructions unclear, found and defeated the final boss Ouroboros without exiting starter town. Turns out all you need to tame the yansnek is to apply enough romance at her so the dere part of yandere wins over and you end up with a loving wife

>>45040653
On one hand, tribal Pyrows who replace leopard print panties for actual leopard skin loincloth are hot, would conquistador and take as slave with benefits.
On the other hand, the combination of words "native" and "schools" made me think of those kids in africa who will write memes on a blackboard and say them to the camera in broken english for like 10 bux. Now I wanna see a class of tribal pyrows learning to say "I wanna suck your cock" in a chorus to prepare for the next wave of colonist boys to arrive.

>it's that dream again where you're in school and your centaur teacher molests you
>the strange thing is that you weren't molested at school and none of your old teachers were centaurs

>>45037588

What would happen if someone confesses to an Eros pyrow? Would that poor soul survive the encounter?

You can defeat any monster by sleeping on them
They can't legally wake you

>>45041139
They are going to wake you up anon. Then they will commit another crime right after.

>>45041139
Monstergirls wouldn't lie about that sort of thing, would they?

ghosts cant stop following for some damn reason, whenever I wake up, I see them, whenever I'm in the bathroom, they are there, hell when I'm watching porn, shes right next to me
I don't know what I have done to deserve this, I cant even jerk off in peace

>>45041194
It's all fun and games until she pops out like this

>>45041246
Weird plastic titties.

>>45041269
I'd still suck on em
What does undead milk even taste like anyway?

>>45041246
she might come out big but not buff, she knows what I like after all, she'll smother not crush me, but ghosts normally cant touch you anyways, at most they lightly bonk you with some paper when you tease her
>>45041285
depends on the type but most have kefir

>>45041285
Milk.

>>45041194
You know what you have to do, anon.

>>45041330
i would but shes one of those ghosts you cant touch, ya know, at most I can be lewd and tease her

>>45037599
Sandworm
Lamia
Danuki

There are probably 6-7 other girls I could easily fit into that #3 slot.

>>45037599
Hellhound
Demon
Dragon zombie

>>45037599
Familiar
Baphomet
Cheshire (Though any were werecat type is good)

>>45041420
Dracolich with infernal blood in her veins.

>>45041467
anubis
apophis
inari

>>45037599
anubis
apophis
inari

>>45040598
can anon survive the corporate jungle

>>45041481
I'm not sure if I could survive a fusion dance of all three but I'm not sure they'd give me a choice. They better still be fluffy.

>>45037599
Alraune
Ghoul
Kraken

Alraune and Ghoul are tied for first place. There's a lot of girls who could've claimed the third spot but I went with Kraken.

Ok but what IS the optimal length for a lamia type? How long should the tail be for It to make sense? Because whatever length Jashin-chan is, that WAY too short

Damn weasels, turning the entirety of the rice fields into environmental hazards

>>45041582
Makes harvest season exciting at least.

>>45037599
1. bogey
2. wight
3. tritonia
Apophis, Demon, and Dark Mage are close runners up. I like the blue/purble gentle dom girls a lot
tritonia is too sweet to dislike

>>45037599
kamaitachi 1
kamaitachi 2
kamaitachi 3

>>45041285
hint of putrefying flesh

>>45037599
Kejourou
Unagi joro
Nureonago

>>45041689
POV you had a bad day and forgot to lock your bedroom closet

Had a nightmare that I met a cute hag who acts like and tries her best to look like a younger girl and she seduced me so we got married and had tons of sex and had like three kids.
But then at the end she revealed she was a fox and I started screaming in terror until I woke up sweating and panicked in the bed in the middle of the night.
Thank god that'll never happen for real.

>>45037588
Just let her in anon
what could possible go wrong

>>45041799
how am I supposed to close it? she's already got her tits through the door

>>45041799
I'm not buying anything.

>>45041820
By gunning her down first retard

>>45041844
what's your problem

In another world will there be monster girls who play visual novels where there are different archetypes of anons?
I also wonder if 4mon created their own katawa shoujo

>>45041852
What?

>>45041852
I don't know anon, that's just the first thing that poped in my head

>>45041856
Archetypes of anons? No, they will just take the same thing use in current shoujo. If they love us it's out of desperation, we wouldn't be here if we were good human beings

>>45041799
Look at that outfit. The poor girl is probably freezing. It's not summer anymore, you can't go running around like that. Come inside, I'll get some blankets. We can watch cheesey horror movies together as she warms up.

>>45041856
>Katawa Shonen
I wonder what monsters tend to go for what guys. Maybe ignises, hellhounds, and pyrows would be attracted to the male version of Hanako...

>>45041856
Hey, at least their version of F/SN has the right king Arthur

>>45041844
Don't bother using worldly weapons to bother even slowing down an undead entity, Anon, your resistance merely excites them

>>45041984
Behold! Memecat (and my new autocorrect) are already rotting my brain! Forming coherent sentences is already beyond my capacity!

>>45041984
Wrong :
>”I‘ve been keeping a secret.” she said.
>Your beloved catgirl waifu smiles nervously before you.
>She takes a deep breath and magical flashes erupt across the form you love so well.
>But her coat changes.
>It becomes variegated, her smile widens impossibly as tattoos of card suits be-speckle her form.
>”I can’t.” your reply to her unspoken desire for reassurance and acceptance.
>”Not a memecat.” your say loudly over her pleas and entreaties.
>Your hand moves decisively as it pulls out your hidden pistol.
>You don’t hesitate.
>The last thing you see is her.
>Panicked and mid-teleport, you can see her pupils contract with the absolute certainty that she is too late.
>And then, you see nothing at all.

>Be memecat staring at husbando’s warm disfigured corpse.
>You arrive too late to save him.
>But you are just in time to rush into a cloud of bone fragments and bloody spray.
>It’s almost funny, you think.
>A crippling pain begins to register within.
>Nothing seems funny anymore.
>His brain is…there’s no resurrection for suicides anyway.
>The hot tears run from your eyes, but you refuse to look away at all that you have left of him.
>In that once brilliant place within, always certain to have a quip ready to tease him…all you can hear is an unrelenting keening scream.
>Hmm.
>It seems to be growing louder, funny that.
>But no.
>Nothing is funny anymore.
>The screaming is getting too loud to hear over.
>Morbidly enough you find that concentrating on the scent and taste of him slightly comforting.
>The corrupted reek of his insides, wastefully spilled in the worst way possible, is a miserable pittance.
>But the constant scream isn’t as loud.
>Still noticeable, but kept at bay, for the moment.
>You realize that it will never go away, the agonized scream echoing through your soul.
>You, who once took immeasurable joy in smiling…
>You can’t make your face fit together anymore and the tears and the screaming and the stink of his corpse…
>You drown in it all, collapsing.
>You don’t mean to fall into the wretched bloody remains of all that you could ever hold dear.
>But it’s a relief, in a way.
>He’s still here.
>Sprawled in the cooling puddle of his life’s blood, entangled with his stiffening limbs.
>This is fine.
>You’re still together .
>This is fine.
>You can still taste and smell him.
>The scent of marrow and blood fills your mouth.
>You want to retch, but your mouth swallows desperately.
>Even that meager remnant is more than you can stand to reject.
>This is all you have left and you can’t bear to let it go.
>The screaming from within is slightly muffled now.
>You clasp his hand and get yourselves more comfortable.
>He used to like laying down and relaxing in this position.
>Someone makes an animalistic strangled sobbing sound.
>Rude, some people are trying to get comfortable.
>We’re fine, you think, as you caress the ruins of his head.
>Gradually clarity returns.
>Your mind pieces together your behavior.
>You can see the future laid out clearly before you in all it’s indomitable and miserable depravity.
>And when nothing remains of him, the screaming will grow until it is all you have left of anything.
>And it won’t stop.
>You pick up the pistol, caressing his unresponsive hand.
>The screaming calms as you clasp him, the pistol against your skull.
>Strange, you can barely hear it anymore, not that it matters.
>Everything will be alright, one way or another.
>You and anon are more alike than either of you realize.
>You don’t hesitate either.

>>45041799
i need to know her first, and i'd rather just go on a normal date with her?

>>45037599
Homunculus, Pegasus, and Chupacabra

What happens if you drop a slime in mcdonalds coke?

>>45041856
i'd be the type that would be very friendly

>>45037599
Yeti
Flayer
Kraken

I like close contact

People here hate /v/ shit right?
In the one in a million chance KC does finish the game how will this place rationalize mge being /v/ shit?

>>45042165
She gets a nice little massage from the carbonation

>>45042225
Are you retarded or just Irish?

>>45040445
>calling anon a retard in front of the entire class
Terrible teacher

>>45041576
https://media.wired.com/photos/59325b5244db296121d6a847/master/w_1920,c_limit/titanoboa-getty.jpg

>>45042253
>smithchan dot com
Didn't know the handler from monster musume had her own website

>>45041576
Girth is important too

>>45042299
It's were the Human Girl Encyclopedia threads are. A disgusting place. There's a reason it's not mentioned here.

>>45042240
Haku-sensei's comment making Anon feel shame and causing him to stop attending class!

>>45042328
>Human Girl Encyclopedia
What?

>>45042338
Haku-sensei inviting herself in to homeschool Anon!
Haku-sensei staying over because its dark by the time theyre done!
Haku-sensei falling asleep whilst holding Anon tightly in her arms!

>>45042338
He's being homeschooled by his crazy erosvangelical momster

>>45042369
But if she's homeschooling Anon, who did she get to substitute for the rest of the class?

haku cant teach me, I'm a visual learner!

>>45042388
the pyrow, of course. she was quite upset when Anon didnt show up.

>>45042349
Don't worry it's just a joke. Everyone knows human girls aren't real. Go back to your snek wife and forget this ever happened.

I want an ex-gyaru teacher that never got experience teenage romance like me

i want to be the deliqunet that makes a teacher obsessed with me, as well as the one that flirts with her till he sees her blush

I'm gonna piss myself in miss hakus class to establish dominance

>>45042554
this works to get out of any confrontation, from salamander duels to impromptu hound rape.

This is my ideology

>>45042585
this does NOT work when a manticore attacks.
she will assume you did it in fear and double down.

>>45042630
This is mine

I fucking hate ruler type monsters.
death to kings!
I want to fuck revolutionary taco cat!

>>45042695
Wish there was a desert version

>>45042695
strong

>>45042728
a revolution ehh? heard a bunch of purple snakes has a few planned this spring.

>>45042728
based.
start revolutions and keep various empresses and queens in my basement so I can laugh at them.

>>45037599
>Not a single one choose dragon
damn these dragoncels meme were real lmao

>>45042787
i wouldn't say no to ms dragonzombie
not that it would have much effect on the outcome

>>45042787
???
>>45037827
>>45038522
>>45041420

>>45042787
I recomend using ctrl+f before slandering a whole species like that.

>>45042728
for a democratic republic, I will plap millions of haughty silver spoon monsters.

>>45042820
>plap

>>45042818
No i will not sucummndrrd to yiur tricks

>>45042797
>2 "dragon" zombies
>1 dragon
it's still pretty bad when the dead version of them is more popular hahahaha

>>45042826
yes, plap.
plap them all.
rape to queens.

POV: You bought the last Pumpkin-spice Stretchy Meat™ (Limited time only at Wendi's!) and the Wendigo behind you in the queue is very upset and hungry.

>>45042848
I would put wendigos in my bottom 5

>>45042842
>plap

>>45042839
they just found your address on /hoard/. hope you're ready to get mocked for the rest of your life by a Malef.

>packing your bag at the end of school
>teacher tells you to stay behind
>you got a new videogame yesterday and you really don't want to stay behind
>glance around the classroom
>everyone else is hurrying out
>no one is looking at you
>grab teacher and put her in your pencil case
>pack your bag and leave
>go home and game for a few hours before remembering that she's still in your bag
>lucky for you she seems more aroused than angry

>>45042833
You ok anon? Did you mean succumb or surrender?

>>45042873
Brainstealer Dragon must have gotten him.

Remember to call any dragon that's bullying or otherwise being mean or rude to you "Dragon zombie bait."

ghouls bit my balls

>>45042902
get chomped

>>45042902
Don't let those Ghoul delinquents, hanging out at your local graveyard, bully you!

>>45042902
Consider a ghoul with braces

>>45042902
Imagine a ghoul, apophis and vampire harem.
Ignoring venom/saliva fun times, it would be cute and funny to see your body covered in bitemarks distinctive of each monster.
Imagine the teeth.

keep posting about ghouls.
keep ghoulin' on.

>>45042873
>succumb or surrender?
It's a portmanteau of both you dingus

>>45039116
>Alice in Wonderland harem
>no Alice

>>45043028
I'd rather just have a second hatter.

Undead malef.

desert kingdom ghoul

>>45043028

alice and every other monster of that body type sucks.

>>45043096
That isn’t a monster girl I call that a abomination girl.

>>45043118
that isn't even her final form

>>45041518
Hellhound<Heavenhound

>>45043165
Weavehound

I’m gonna do something crazy and fuse undead magic and abyssal magic together and see what happens.

>>45043172
Nirvanahound

>>45043108
>alice sucks
A shame she doesn't get to remember it the next morning.

sabbath should be retconned into tall big booba mature hags.

>>45043210
Sabbath is a myth by the order, that we all know most monsters are big booba hags.

>>45043210
>Normal slime girl hiding in Sabbath territory
>Ambushes a random member
>Sticks two large globs of slime, in the shape of boobs, onto her chest
>Darts away as fast as she can go, laughing all the while

we ran out of hellhounds so we dunked some kobold in grey paint and stuck sparklers to their forehead.
sorry, you wont notice a difference I'm sure.

>>45043210
Sabbath will be outbred by normal monsters to extinction and the remaining members will chug megamorph potions while holding back tears.

Behold the future that monstergirls want.

>>45043352
There's only one solution.

Good.

>>45037599
Kiki (Maid)
Imp (ever since the demo, she's been one of my favorite!)
Jinko (I just really love a big motherly animal woman to take care of me as she protects me from anything)

>>45043352
mind break is scary...
what if hound ruins me?

>You seemed like the kind of guy who stuck a fork in the electrical socket when you were little

>>45043370
Fun fact, the guy in the bucket helmet and the hellhounds breeding stud are the same person at different times.

A wizard taught me that I can buy off the fey with pizza.

>>45037599
Demon.
Followed by either Hellhound/Batcat, or Yeti depending on my mood.

>>45042299
Smiffu is the real monster of Monmusu.
> She's some kind of Misery-eater monster who exists by feeding off the pain & misery she keeps giving Kimihito
(Harem-ending payback, he fucks all of them except her)

>>45043414
You shall not besmirch ser Puritus Maximus like that.

God I want an apophis to mind break me

>>45043443
anyone have that one meme about flayer's squid once having been a knight?

>>45043440
Remember when "Reminder that Mrs Smith is best girl" was a ritual post here?

>>45043480
I think it was a witch's panties, not a Mindflayer's squid. Unfortunately, I don't have it.

squid panties to the gassiest flayer.

>>45043482
Ms Smith deserves to be monsterized and wifed.

>>45043440
It’s funny, I made a theory awhile back that she was a eldritch abomination of demonic origin secretly, and at the season finale it would’ve been revealed Miss Smith wasn’t who she said she was and that all the monster girls in that series are some strange experiments to dumb down the masses in someway to create a new world order.
Which I added a little more to the theory that there is two smiths one real and one fake(demonic one).

>>45043370
>>45043443
this is the silly shit that just doesn't get made anymore. I miss those days.

>>45043480
This one, wasn’t a flayer though.

>>45043535
Ah, all I remembered were tentacles. Thanks friend.

Might have something cute up later today. Stay tuned.

I am a giant spider and I don't want to hurt my little wife

>>45043572
a story?

>>45043578
But she likes it when you bite her ass. Come on, you wouldn't even give her a little nibble?

>>45043578
I don’t like the many eyes too complex for me, so I chose the life of a abominable snowman instead.

There aren't any monsters under my bed because I sleep on a mattress on the floor

>>45043572
A drawing?

>>45043572
A music number?

>>45043645
Sure there is. She worked very hard on that tunnel system.

That's it!
I've been oppressed (and paid too much taxes) by the monster girl government. I'm going to send my vampire mayor a strongly worded letter. She'll never be able to recover from it.

ABSOLUTELY NOT! If you're in human form then we're not having sex!

defeat elves by reminding them that your just a mayfly that will be gone in just a moment

>>45043865
But I’m already dead, I have reached immortality and have become like the angels.

>>45043865
>elf looks away for just a moment
>best friend is long gone when she looks back

>>45043865
>>45043887

I want to become addicted to a kej.

Lilim appreciation post, I need a meaty lim to keep me warm for the next few months

>>45043912
Man now I’m sad, please post undeads to make me feel better.

>>45043927
seems like you already are kejanon

>>45043352
Mans rightful place, being balls deep in Hellhound puss.

>marry dragon
>joke about how she's barely going to remember me ten thousand years from now
>ten thousand years later
>celebrating eighteenth daughter's two thousandth birthday
>get teased about how she would have forgotten me

Reminder that marrying a long-lived mamono and getting Incubized makes you live just as long as her.

>>45043532
There's a good reason for it, faggot.

Behold! Love-deniers beware. When the snuggle scouts identify a particularly touch-starved anon, the Eroyips are ready to deploy their full-body snuggling techniques to the battlefield of love.

Yerb is fucking amazing and deserves more business.

>>45043984
CUTE

>>45043984
She looks dumb. I hate Eros girls.

>>45044008
that's a snugglin'

>>45043984
Why are Eros girls so cute?

>>45044016
I don't want some legless freak hugging me! Especially not from some cult that worships chemicals your brain makes!

>>45044040
>worships chemicals your brain makes
That's it, take him down!

What happens if I do the konami code on chesh?

>>45044054
It's the truth and no stupid cultists will ever stop me! Especially not some loose slut that probably already told tons of men before me the same lies!

>>45037599
Yeti
White Horn
Ice Queen

Let the snow area take me, I will be happy no matter who saves me

>>45044071
it'll activate her

>>45044071
she pallet swaps to anti chesh (black)

Yandere dragon's hoard is just a giant stalker shrine

>>45044096
So she turns into a disgusting freak?

>>45044104
turns into implies she wasn't already a disgusting freak

>>45043953
Well yes. But I mean more than usual; the kind of slow addiction that comes with having encountered one in person.

>>45044121
At least she wasn't a darkie.

>>45043927
kejbro, does your waifu have an accent?

>>45043984
He can't keep getting away with it

>>45044072
>anon, raving as he's dragged into the Eros temple
>his final cry impotent rage dramatically cut of as the great doors close behind him with a resounding thud

>>45044136
Oh, but he can

>>45044139
That's kidnapping! That's illegal! I want a lawyer!

>>45044071
she gets scroinky

>>45043984
Based, Erospiled, fluff noodle enjoyer. Your art is saved and will be cherished

>enough riddles, greenskin! Speak plainly about what you want!

>>45044163
If he keeps this up it'll tear a hole in the fabric of reality and we'll be flooded by pink monsters. Is that the kind of world you want?

>>45044198
Why would anyone want a bunch of lying sluts running around? We already got enough of them as it is.

eros comes in many colours
pink, fuschia, salmon, coral, orchid, amaranth...
so much variety!

>>45044085
Much like Almonds, A Cheshire must be activated to get her full benefit.

You know what's funny? Club trumparts are the least likely ones to be found in a club.

>>45044214
You can have it any color you want. So longs as it's light red.

>>45044229
I don't care about dogfuckers.

>>45044228
Activate chesh via the rear entrance

>>45044228
>>45044236
What is wrong with the Holy Relic? She's acting strange.

>>45044214
I want to slap those gifts out of their hands.

>>45044214
>Little beret on the chocolate
She's already planning for children?

>>45044235
You don't care so much you felt the need to reply just to state you don't care? About the wrong one to boot.
Maybe you are just tsundere.

>>45044265
He secretly yearns to be a deredere.

>>45044262
>I'm going to rape my husband later
>achoo
>I'm going to have consensual sex with my husband right now

>>45044248
She's acting real strange since I found an estus potion

>>45043210
They are hags, just in disguise.

>>45044265
>>45044277
>replying to yourself
As expected from /trash/faggots.

>Challenge Shirohebi to a duel to get her to stop stalking you.
>Uh oh, it turns out that she's a veteran warrior monk.

After double checking, it's estus but estrus, what does it mean?

>>45044198
Oh no! Anyway.

>>45044306
It's not estus*

>>45044236
>>45044248
The relic is low on mana, she requires a direct infusion through both of the mana ports. No one can witness this holy act so please give us some privacy.

>>45044248
>>45044236
Ah! I see the problem.
You were thinking of the HOLY relic.
This is the HOLEy relic
As you can see, she has some holes.

>>45044293
>Shoot her with demon silver revolver
>Win
>Claim her as your trophy
Ez

>>45043865
imma prank an elf by teasing her whole life then right after I die, I'll revive as a young boy after they put me in the coffin and in the ground

I love my zombie dragon daughter!

>>45044284
>>45044306
>Knight-san we should spend the night doing some very intense prayers to the Chief God, I know a very effective way for our prayers to reach our God's ears actually!
>Sorry, Relic. But we still need to reach the Sword of Undying Flame. It was once wielded by Saint Agatha the Mad before she went missing in battle and I was told to recover it since our route takes us to it's last location.
>very angry cheshire noises

>>45043984
nice

>>45044337
that's too much food!

>>45044343
Work first, petting layer

>>45044214
so in cyberpunk pink as well

>>45044323
>>45044324
Please cease your slander. Knight-san would never sully the Order's most precious artifact like that.

>>45044351
He can't pet her either, he would waste it's Holy blessings and be strung up by his superiors if he came back with a useless relic!

EROS SUPREMACY! EVERY MONSTER GIRL WILL HAVE A EROS VARIANT

>>45044350
She's a big dragon, so she eats a lot!

>>45044368
True, knight-san live a cold, pious and unloving life. I hope inquisitors won't burn him alive because he brought back a monster

>>45044375
eros wurm is second best wurm, three best is white wurm, the best wuurm is choco wurm

>>45044375
Not if I run out of money, kek. But that's the dream.

>>45044389
Well it's gonna be a long time before something like that ever happened. He still needs to retrieve that Sword of Undying Flame after all. Shame that the Holy Relic gets really mad when he mentions it though...
You would think they're just ordinary women fighting for a man!

>>45044387
Well when she gets a husband he better be ready to make lots of leftovers for her.

>>45044375
I happily bow to Eros supremacy

Worcheshire sauce

>>45044409
Chief goddess's relics are weird

>>45044420
why did they turn her into a sauce?

>>45044426
That's not even the weirdest one. A lone scout was sent off to find some Tome of Healing near the outskirts of Undead territory and he still hasn't returned! He's not even dead, either! He's still looking for the damned thing with the help of some "Life Orb" he found trying to find the blasted book! Apparently she likes to be called Lily but that's besides the point!

>>45044329
You challenged her. That means she gets to pick the weapon.

>>45044448
shes the sauciest monster there is

>>45044477
Who said I would play fair?

>>45044420
>Get bottle of sauce
>Won't come out
>Hit base repeatedly
>Weird squeaking sounds
>Fuck food safety
>Stick finger in opening of sauce bottle
>Warm and wet
>NYAH!
>Sauce comes out
>Finger doesn't smell of worcestershire sauce

>>45044350
Must be her birthday.

>>45044507
take it back. you obviously got a defective bottle or something.

>>45044350
They don't call her the great devourer for nothing.

Chesh seems like the kind of monster to turn invisible, watch you masturbate, and then teleport into the line of your cum fire before claiming you're now married.

do not eat the size changing cakes in wonderland.

>>45044551
I don't think she would be satisfied with merely watching, she could not resist assisting with her paw or tail.

>>45044572
I gave one to a lolimander and she now has trouble fitting her hips through doors.

Does anyone know how to get a Dragon to drop her Plate? I swear I've fought the same one for nearly four hours and she just refuses to let me have it. I want to upgrade my weapons already!

>>45044655
just ask her for upgrade material and toss a bag of platinum coins at her

>>45044655
She hides in her panty drawer

>>45044655
Take her to an all you can eat buffet when she’s finished loading up her plates grab it an run. You now have the dragon’s plate.

>>45044572
Running around at a size only a few inches smaller than a dormouse is a bad idea? You don't say.
What will get you first I wonder? A cheshire would see you as a perfect bullying target. Miss Hatter would love to sit you down on her lap and feed you biscuits. Or perhaps you'll be the first person in history to get overpowered by a dormouse.

Mana is stored in the hips, thighs and ass

>>45044694
Fun fact, that makes them weaker to grappling attacks from behind.

>>45044694
nope, that ust means the mage is well grounded and tends to get gain weight there

>>45044694
>tfw ywn see that much cherry cake in person

>>45044749
Anon, your demon appears to be undead.
Be sure to write 'broodmare' on her talisman

>>45044694
>>45044749
Gross.

Eros is stinky dork

>>45044665
>platinum
This is just an investment scam. I'm gonna smash her head in and take the materials myself.

>>45044782
Eros is a whore.

>>45044572
>Miss Hatter places two cups on the table and tells you one of them contains shrinking powder

>>45043984
>bunyip with confidence
a creature with no weakness

>>45044777
Low test

>>45044762
i think that prett evident with how meaty and how wide her hips are
>>45044782
eros is a fat stink neet that needs to be lapped by a young anon

>>45044796
>Dump both of them out

>>45044796
Why would she have shrinking powder?
Is miss hatter a degenerate like me?

>>45044796
im going to eat the cups

dont bring wurms into wonderland, they become British!

>>45037599
Wight
Demon
Dark Mage

Can't get enough of pear-shaped lolis with a sensual side.

>>45044797
You WILL be snuggled and you WILL be happy.

>>45044807
what spells does the harpy witch know?

>>45044911
egg

>>45044839
>Bring a Wurm to Wolderland
>She suddenly becomes refined dignified
>Speaks in full eloquent sentences with words you've never heard before
>All of it describing how she's going to fuck you and get pregnant with dozens of kids

>>45037588
Love samurai monsters