/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45018302
I'm sad EVERY night!

>>45018302
/mgt/supports Palestine!!!!

>>45018318
I don't run anymore.

>>45018302
>Yeti-Bogey
What crazy experiments has Lich-Chan been up too this time.

>>45018318
>muscular female
faggot

>>45018318
>muscular female
Good taste

>>45018330
You should. The first rule of zombieland is cardio.

>>45018321
Come on this is a new thread I stayed away until a new thread would be made, fuck off with your /pol/ talk.

>>45018356
some of us want to be grabbed by the ghoulies

>>45018321
Based, death to Israel

I need a Troll in bed to warm up

>>45018372
i want a troll as big and soft as a twin to sleep on

Femdom is a disgusting Jewish fetish

>>45018272
I checked his Twitter and his most recent MGE pic is this H'orc this month. His most recent picture in general is from two days ago, but I don't know the source material and don't know if it's even a monster girl.

>>45018363
More cardio = longer sexy time

Trolls are at their best after they become Christmas cakes, hell all monsters are at their best as cakes

>>45018446
Zombies are too strong! The demon lord should nerf them.
I've lost to them 5 times now and now I'm stuck fucking a horde of them all the time. It's not fair

>>45018525
you should be a necromancer, and raise some zombies of your own, then zombies leave you alone

>>45018539
Gonna build my necromancer tower close to that damn lich that started the zombie invasion to begin with, just to piss her off!
The graveyard where we both get our "supply" is neutral ground tho

>>45018545
great way to get the lich with her 400 adoptive zombie daughters (she doesn't have an issue, she just loves zombies that much) to get interested in you

>>45018545
>necromancer anon competing with lich for zombies raised in the graveyard
>newly raised zombie has to choose between daddy and his menacing tower on one side, or mommy and the creepy mausoleum on the other

>>45018545
>>45018564
>the zombies band together in a plot to get mommy and daddy to stop fighting.

>>45018539
more of a zombie rancher, really

>>45018587
>>45018591
>The zombies move between the two of them just to make sure both are happy
>They just try to make them stop fighting
>But anon just raised a dragon zombie and the Lich won't take that lying down

>>45018591
>The lich and necromancer anon get to see each other for the first time since one of their zombies stole their tomes and ran towards each other
>They both spaghetti out so hard that the both pass out when they try to talk to one another

>>45018629
>Eros sitting in heaven, contemplating letting this romcom go on or send in the cupid strike force to make the two nerds fuck

>>45018302
I don't really even care about the sex... I just want to be held...

>>45018652
Yeah...same.

>>45018647
This needs some finesse. Secretly train some of the zombies and turn them into Eros spies.

>>45018673
i ain't ever seen an eros zambo

>>45018647
>The two swear they dislike each other but use their zombie daughters to pass notes between each other
> first they are all about zombie raising techniques, all the new types they've made, easing into some questions about each that relate to why they make the style of zombie the make, lich makes more artsy zombies that are like if they pporcelain dolls, just made of flesh. very cute and dainty but they still pack a punch and are a bit more well spoken, talking a like small victorian child. dressed in lots of frilly dresses
>Anon makes his zombie a little rougher but he treats them with as much care, they are a little scruffy looking but still cute, he kinda makes them look creep as to make them scary, he dresses them sturdy and eas to move in clothes. He also makes sure to give them cute hats

Aight, I made ya a lightning weasel. None of that shortstack stuff. Storm approaching

>>45018726
noice, i love it

>>45018726
delightful and electrifying

>>45018726
I wonder how her milk taste

>>45018738
bitter like orange juice

>>45018359
You seem jewish

>>45018302

>>45018726
How about some Troll lewds next

>>45018763
I don't see why not! Gotta think about posing and her appearance tho, the whole "ecchi" thing is still new and scary to me

>>45018714
>the notes start to turn a little more flirty after a while
>It even becomes sex via notes
>but they still will not see each other in person

>>45018763
Trolls have been pretty abandoned for a while

>>45018822

>>45018883
So much potential

>>45018909
I’m going to steal this fox and force her to sleep

Your lich sister wants to talk about the theory of relativity

>>45018927
how do you pass the time while a monster sleeps on you/ leaned up against you/ is using your lap as a pillow?

>>45018726
very neat

>>45018976
By sleeping as well or watching some vids with headphones on

>>45019021
the best cure is to shoot your load inside elf

demonic hag mating press

>>45019031
sticky keyboard

>>45018744

>>45015423
Big girls just have more to feel while cuddling, and I like losing myself buried in soft flesh. I’m cursed as a fatfag, but at least the fatter ones usually grow assets to match.

Angels are scary.

>>45018321
DEATH TO ISRAEL!

>>45018726
now give her a thunderbird friend

Well, it has been a rather hard day at work today...

>>45019112
I love when a monster covers you with all her meat

>>45019177
momonika sabbath too powerful

>Be vampire mistress
>Men keep walking into my castle and taking my zombies
>Ms. Lich can’t raise zombies fast enough to replace those lost
>Those bastards don’t invite me to the wedding or barely hold one for that matter
What do I do to stop them?

>>45019242
Greet the next one at the door?

>>45019196
>childhood friend sandworm hits puberty
>within a few years she grows from the size of a lamia to the size of a freight train

>>45019248
Multi-Arms is super underrated. The gentle femdom possibilities skyrocket when she towers over you by three feet and can hold you and grope you at the same time.

Faggots. Gotfag.

>>45018822
>>45018883
>>45018763
I still await the fabled loli troll.

>>45019264

>>45019277
Stop. I can only get SO erect.

>>45019212
Remember to pay the dormouse tithe.

>>45019274
>>45018763
Yerb here, I will do a troll but you gotta tell me which body type

>>45019292
Big booba or pear shaped loli Troll, your choice

>>45019196
>>45019258
>body grows to ridiculous size
>tongue is still short and petite
Every adolescent sandworm's plight. It typically takes longer for the tongue body to reach mature size.

At least she can make good on the promise to eat you when she got older. Looks like that time is now. You're already used to getting licked all over; your childhood sandworm friend makes sure if that. Now it's time you experience being completely inside her.

>>45019292
Regular loli troll, but no lewd. Provocative okay, but nothing explicit please.

>>45019303
Personally I think that troll butt is more important than troll boobs
Specially on a loli
Oppai loli troll is fine too

>>45019292
please do a cait sith holding confidential documents.

>>45019323
mick fuck off, and do it yourself

>>45019338
Wildly impolite, yerb.

>tfw no ditzy Tatiana Auntster who loves to cuddle with me and gets really upset when I mention my Lizardman childhood friend

>>45019349
don't flatter yourself

>>45019196
Sabbath sandworm is like sharing a undersized gooey sleeping bag with a naked loli. You get to stretch out her tight little body in more ways than one.

>>45019274
>Actual loli troll
>9 years old
>slender frame
>tom boy
>has hands bigger than dad
>wears bigger shoes than dad already
Probably good through a lot of hand soap

>>45019393
Goes through*

>>45019321
Personally, I also think that Troll butt is more important, specially on my face

>>45019292
I'm neither of those Anons, but I think loli Troll should be cute without lewd. For lewd I like the regular height Trolls like Axem did. I'd ask for a muscle Troll, but I assume that's not your element.

Trolls make good Auntsters or next door neighbors.

>>45019464
barmaids, villagers and farmers too

>>45019044
need deemz hag

I want suck on them beans. Gonna make Mrs Hellwan so annoyed she rapes me on the spot.

>>45019500
boop

>>45019500
she rapes me on the spot
Imagine not rapeing her instead

Cheshire is not allowed near Mist Continent Jabberwocks because of her constant "wok" jokes.

>>45019361
Maybe I will draw it then. You probably won't enjoy that though.

>>45019500
shampooing ms heckhounds tail

>>45019464
I would gladly spend the Friday night, or the whole weekend with my Troll auntster

Someone else played the vidya named Dredge? Now I want to be a fisherman seeing terrible things at night, hugging closely his kot.

>>45019563
Throw it back.

>>45019604
I won't. I want the good ending

Actions have consequences, anon.

>>45019558
I don't know
She looks like a dork

Heaven is thick, wet, and gooey

>>45019464
But can you be a good uncle to your Troll niece?

>>45019655
Only goo'd boys go to slime heaven.

>>45019557
Dr Danuki's Peppermint wondersoaps, Has All kinds of schizo ramblings on the label. Formulated for both his and hers enjoyment. Leaves Wans Hair and Mofu soft and fluffable.

>>45019655
Human men belong in deep, viscous pools of slime

>>45019685
But my Troll niece is also my daughter

Kill all monsters!
...so they can be made into CUTE undead.

>>45019829
remember to check pulse of every undead if they look alive.
there are many single, virgin, ALIVE monsters trying to cash in on the undead appeal without the guts to undead themselves.
Shameful.

>Baphomet keeps sneaking into my elementary school classes
>uses magic to slightly change her appearance each time to look like another girl
>always outs herself when she breaks out the LoliXSensei hentai
>on the latest call to have her removed, tell her I'm not into children's bodies
>at most I'm into petite women
>slip her my phone number anyways because she has good taste in vidya
>two weeks later, she calls me and asks me on a date
>fine, I'll go on the date and let her down easy and suggest we remain vidya buds
>show up to the finest dining establishment in town, The Cheesecake Factory
>she's already seated judging from the horns poking over the seat
>walk up
>stop dead in my tracks
>she's got the body of a petite 16 year old now
>she gives me a devious smile before reminding me she was never really into the whole Sabbath thing anyways
>FUCK
>wake up the next morning with her drawing hearts on my chest with her nails(?)/claws(?) as she lays sprawled atop me
>this is my life now

Remember all will become undead in the end, that no one can escape the sweet embrace of death.

>>45019633
I want around a dozen little consequences.

>>45019935
Nice not ass wings.
>>45019923
Just make a phylactery. You're only sort of undead then as long as you keep your body animated.

>>45019935
I Believe in undead supremacy

>>45019914
Heretic baphomet are dangerous as they're willing to change their bodies even up to krampus level sex.

>>45019968
Too much work I’m just gonna drink the body sweat of several different undead species and see if it makes me immortal.

I like undead girls, but I like pregnant undead girls even more

Heavy machinery

Never troll on 4mon without 5+- VPN covering you up. And even with that you are still not safe, better get rid off your computer. But do not just throw it away under any circumstances, because you can be found by your remaining mana. Burn it, buy a new one and don't visit 4mon at least 1 month.

>>45020118
Hear me ou on this one, wht if you just don't troll? I can comfortably post in 4mon. The threads are much calmer, and moderation actualy do their job.

4human monster girl threads

>>45020129
T.big handed monster who can’t type properly because they got huge fucking hands, possibly a dragon or a troll.

>>45019798
How

>>45020154
i need

>>45020190
>Legacy of Incest

>>45020190
Auntster charm is too strong

i cant go into detail, but i need to capture a lilim. what do i use as bait?

>>45020194
I want to call a beastgirl a good girl while I scratch her scalp and rub her ears.

>>45020234
Yourself.

>>45020234
Well do you have the will power to be a dorky hero?

>>45020234
Ah, a model airplane

Devious bait indeed

>>45020234
A label maker. I've yet to find someone who doesn't immediately go to pick it up when they're out in the open.

>>45020129
You can't fool me, Gremlin janny.

Man I hope no monster on 4mon finds my potion addiction thread shit gets crazy.

>>45020045
I need my forklift certification for this one.

>>45020169
>>45020293
Whatever, you are the one missing out on all the monster posting, Not me.

Which mg is the most into incest?
Hard mode: No Dark Elf

Need automaton whose body is made of high-tech rubber like material, basically a onahole torso with super durability and also detachable hands because I think detachable limbs are convenient.
Also need a villain style science dungeon full of vibrator toys, sex machines, orgasm lasers, and other doodads, to test drive on my onahole automation. It's fine, she can take it, it's what I designed her for.
Yes I did recently play an H game with a similar premise and am now venting my frustrations at how it's a game and not real, how did you guess?

>>45020404
Dark elf

>>45020404
Slimes. They might be even more into incest than dark elves to the point it's just second nature to them.

>>45019969
Same, and vampires are the best out of all of them!

>>45020422
When your slime-wife undergoes binary fission, which slime is the original? Is your wife gone?

>>45019292
Busty hag troll, ideally amongst flowers and/or produce that artistically cover up her NSFW zones!

>>45020404
Moths.

>>45020446
If you mean slimes sexually reproducting, then it should be obvious which one is the wife and which one is the daughter. Your wife might loose out on some mass, but she's still herself.

>>45020404
These cute ladies don't distinguish father from foe when they're ready to go.

>>45020461
I like this one

This is my wife Annabelle!

>>45020564
Is the haloween stuff new or always part of it? I forget.

>>45020564
she stacked

>>45020570
Always part of it.

>>45020564
Cute goat, can tell she knows what's right in life like Marune does.

>>45020485
based

>>45020675
he's got some cute and earnest kids

>>45020564
slap her tits

She knows the forbidden, occult magic

>>45020594
The best holiday deserves no less.

>Caturday is over
>No more cigs
>Booze is still forbidden
>Tomorrow I have to go back to work and fix printers
I hate this gay earth. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PIyfaMyxMk&list=RDMM0aKO3RMf_HM&index=2

>>45020404
Danukis, they don't want the inheritance to spread too much

>>45020404
Evil Foxes.

Monsters in armor are impregnable.

>>45020729

foxes cant get past my impenetrable fortress

>45020747
>45020729
Leddit meme and artist, fuck off.

>>45020755
No

>Chesh is doing her earth impression again

>>45020729
>>45020747
Extremely funny 4cuck artist and memes

>>45020761
wut?

>>45020765
Did... did you forget what site you were on?

>>45020812
He's about to have another meltdown, please ignore him or the thread is going to turn into shit for several hours

>>45020812
Aren't we on /r/eddit? I know I've been downvoting all the content I don't like and of course adding respectful Internet comments in my fav threads.

MGE but ancient greek

>>45020840
Going to enter the mino maze...and annoy her by getting lost and walking in circles.

>"Well well well, looks like some new 'hero' has been tossed in t-"
>'HOLD ON! I have this.'
>"You....have this?"
>'Yeah, I just put my hand on the wall like this, walk, and I go around an-'
>"Yeah, ok. Listen, you've walked the same route for the past twenty minutes and I'm putting an end to it."

>>45020245
>yanks rope
>box falls over you both
>...
>feminine giggling ensues

>>45020840
>Aristotle going on IMAGINE TAILPUSSY rant when describing Manticore

>>45020840

I keep telling the pharaoh that her vizier is evil but she doesn't believe me.

>>45020840
The Bicorns have sent me this giant wooden horse, what a lovely gift.

>>45019923
>that no one can escape the sweet embrace of death.
I'm going to impregnate death

>>45020864
it's not nice to stereotype

>>45020765
why are you so fuckin negative all the time?

>>45020854
"Was getting caught part of your plan?"

>>45020864
that vizier is planning to watch the pharaoh mind break you with her voice

>>45020907
>pharaoh mind break
very scary, can you imagine

>>45020859
>tfw ywn get no crazy Bacchus initiation when you turn 13 by your winegote aunt and her friends

>>45020921
i guess i could but i imagine it with apophis a lot more

>>45020976
>sinking deeper and deeper into the coils as the venom takes hold

>>45021021
>Promptly makes herself much SMALLER
>"I can finally do the detailed work I wanted to!"
>Starts feverishly portraying
>Every.
>Single.
>Pore.
>On her Anon's sweet face.

>>45020907
>mind break you with her voice
any good pharaoh stories with this sort of thing?

>>45020982
>helpless, squeezed between her powerful coils
>but in contrast her hands gently caress your face
>venom courses through your veins making you even more suggestable to her syrupy voice and almost hypnotic eyes
vs
>some lady who can nag real good
i think apophis just has the better kit for mindbreak

I had succs in my mind so I doodled some

>>45021119
ok

if I ever get sucked into a cum milking slime pool I'm gonna do the terminator thumb up as I sink in

>>45021126
an all too common natural phenomena

>>45021042
imagine receiving that level of love and dedication

GENTLEMENTS, BEHOLD THE HOLY RELIC.
It's Brilliance and Radiant Beauty Knows no equal. She has spoken to me her Holy Paladin and I must rub it daily and kiss it so this village may continue to have her blessing. Now I must go into seclusion with the relic as she is now demanding more intimate worship so I can be closer to her divinity.

Thread needs some magic, which kind of magic teacher do (You) want?

>>45021119
fab as always doodle anon

>>45021156
Hag Cat

>>45021156
Bog witch comes with birb and frog. That's a 3-for-1 right there.

>>45021156
The Grand Master Archmage dies a little inside every time someone says Bog Witch.

>>45021178
Bet she can make a mean stew, too.

>>45021189
no harm, she's dead inside to begin with

>>45021189
The mighty swamp hag.

>>45020747
/jp/mon & /k/ Anon
Sorry, Angel but 20mm Lahtis give me a raging-mushroom-tier hardon.
But I guess you know that.

>>45021156
The kind that's ODing on mana and should probably stop but doesn't

https://files.catbox.moe/6i7091.jpg

>>45021119
A gaggle of succ?

>>45020840
So Minos, Cents and Winegotes.
Fine.

>>45021239
A sex of succs.

>>45021249
dont forget about cyclops girls anon. almost everyone forgets them....

>>45021249
also sirens, scylla, charybdis, amazon, sphinx, medusa, nymphs and probably a couple others

>>45021189
To be fair she's really bad at marketing herself. Her title makes her sound really stiff like she's going to lecture you the whole time. Bog witch sounds like she'd make you drink weird potions and then molest you. If she wants a guy to pick her she should show a pic of her in her pajamas reading a cheesey romance novel and change her title to dork professor or something. She's bound to get at least one apprentice then.

>>45018302
How would they fare in the world of MGE, what'd happen to them?

>>45021302
I don't know what I'm looking at there, is she a monster?

What about/what if a species of monster girl that is a species of gestalt worm-like organisms that clump and form together one big individual organism/body? Think of the Gen'Dai from Star Wars or the Lekgolo/Hunters from Halo. Where does the cute anime girl part come in? Are the many many worms or eel type creatures little itty bitty cute girls themselves or the worm/eel creatures form into one body of a cute girl with a complete set of breasts and vagina?

>>45021321
It's the newest incest horror game. They're both occultists doing spooky scary satanic rituals and shit.

>>45021321
She's incestuous.

>>45021321
some v fotm shit im assuming.

>>45021321
No it's just /v/ garbage

>>45021302
It would just be baphomet complex.

>>45021249
Harpies!

>>45021408
Rocs

any updates anon?

>>45021420
Updates to what.

>>45021420
Which anon are you talking to?

>>45021239
A *swallow of Succs ?

>>45021271
>>45021267
>>45021249
it would have been the shit to be honest,

>>45021431
>>45021437
ignore me

>>45021267
Cyclopses don't date nobodies.

what's the solution for schizo monsters?

>>45021478
Uh, what's the problem to be solved?

>>45021119
Xana is pure sex

>>45021478
Depends on the type of schizo, monster and if it really is a problem, an inconvenience, or if it makes her hotter.

>>45021478
Dr lich's meds

>>45021478
just seal life's problems away

>>45021478
telling her the feds will be using red cars this time

Aren't things normally a bit more... active?

>>45021578
sorry bro
reading 100 girlfriends

>>45021578
Not really.

>>45021578
Maybe. KC did draw a vtuber recently.

>>45021478
That's factory default for a Wonderland monster. If you married one, you should give up and join in with the delusions. Everything will be fine, just drink the tea and pet your meme cat.

>>45021578
Busy playing Texas Chainsaw and Watching Animu

>>45021601
what monsters do you think they would best make?

>>45021630
any thing good this season?

>>45021645
its hard to think of one for them all
arent there 26 or 27 of them by now

>>45021655
Berserk of Gluttony, Goblin Slayer 2, Potion Isekai girl, Shut in Vampire, Frieren, too many to count. It's a literal feast.

>>45021676

>>45021676
>Shut in Vampire
Finally some good anime

>>45021733
She's cute as shit and wants to reform from her hiki neet ways.

>>45021676
So a bunch of trash?

>>45019264
Dare I say super based?

>>45021676
you better not be lying

>>45021749
It's anime, yes.
>>45021676
>fantasy
>but not isekai
What strange times we live in. Hopefully this means the trend of stupid gamer systems is going to die.

>>45021767
i like when the ladies damage my hp

>>45021126
>Hiking in the middle of the forest
>Chance upon some kind of lake in the middle of the forest
>There's something odd about it
>The water is brightly colored and even has a few different colors swirling around below
>Dozens of spheres are also seen swimming
>The wind has no effect on the surface.
>And also, there's some playful giggling and chattering coming from it.

>>45021601
Cute boats.

>>45021845
I don't think the girl part is the main focus here.

>>45021645
>>45021664
>Nano automaton
>Mei shog
>Mai slime
>Shizuka wererabbit
>Kurumi greenworm
>Meme Kunoichi
>Hahari echidna
>Tama werecat
>Hakari Jubjub
>Kusuri baph
>Yaku baph
>Anko pyrow
all I can think of for now

>>45021767
>>fantasy
>>but not isekai
for realsies?

I want to traditionally propose to monster by getting on one knee and offering her a ring.
The funnier her reaction the better.

>>45021867
>>Hahari echidna
>>Hakari Jubjub
Fits very well.

>>45021881
Which monster girl would have the funniest reaction?

>>45021930
Not sure, but an Amazoness would be flustered.

>>45021930
Dhampir
Wock
Anubis

>>45021930
I think a jinko would go turbo spaghetti.
Even if they'd been together a while and she had left her sperging out in the past, a proposal would send her right back into autistic paralysis.

>>45021930
dragon, Imagine her trying to hide her big dumb smile and pretending she is not the happiest she has ever been.

>>45021780
Phew! Finally a nice perfectly normal lake. Now I can finally get out of this armor and take a bath.

>>45021930
A ghandarva or banshee would break into song.
A phantom would also do so, but it would be an incredibly dorky number that would be very cringe.

The gentle warmth of a hag breathing heavily on you while you sleep

>>45022041
I have waited all my life to link this song for any reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPauKZ4hN6M&t=2s

>>45021930
Each of Chimera's personalities would react to it, meaning youd propose to one in a cute normal way, and then the others would bubble up later, see the ring, and react accordingly.
Very funny if a bit tiresome.

>>45022041
You mean a banshee would break into tears, right? She'd become the biggest blubbering mess she's ever been.

>>45022077
Yeah I meant to say siren.
Blubbering banshee falling to bits is funnier though.

>>45022077
>>45022092
>bawling banshee squeaking out "love you"s between sobs and hiccups while she clings to you

>>45022099
Make for gentle reassuring cuddles

>>45022099
>9 hours later shes hugging you in bed and still crying into your chest
>Reapplied mascara just so it would run back down her cheeks
>Your throat is tired from saying "I love you" and "I mean it" and " yes really" over and over again

>>45021881
Imagine trying to do this with a lilim or baph or any other monster with keen senses and intellect.

What a headache. It's hard enough surprising a monster with how clingy they are, but to surprise a literal demigod or equivalent?
Even worse if you arent cashing in favors with her family to make it easier.

Mo' faster an' fas'er de 'gator dey came
'a whistle an' holler an' call dem by name:
"Ha, Gaston! Ha, Tiboy! Ha, Pierre an' Alceé!
Gee Ninette! Gee Suzette! Celeste an' Reneé!"

>>45022121

>By the time you fell asleep, she's still clinging to you, crying
>But smiling so happily too

>>45022225
i don't speak Louisianan. is this translatable

>>45022250
It's the night before christmas rhyme but with crocodile style

I don't even have the will to post cute kemono anymore.
huh.

kissu

>>45018726
she's going to be provoking black clouds in isolation

>>45022225
please no more gumbo

>>45022393
typical raiju
hands always between her legs

Take this shitty drawing. I'm out for a while.

>>45022417
You're drastically underfed. How will a skinny little thing like you ever grow big and strong without eating?
Now eat the gumbo.

>>45022378
Chompu

>>45022451
she's a gooner

>>45022551
agh!

Local vampire has her servant help her relax at the end of a long workday.

>>45022608
What a dork.

>>45022590
I don't need to understand when she is making those eyes and pointing to her el gatito

>>45018726
I will give this weasel many headpats.

And stories about hag dragons?

>>45018314
Stop being sad

Goat, political marriage version.

>>45022689
Sing me a song, you're a singer
Do me a wrong, you're a bringer of evil
The Devil is never a maker
The less that you give, you're a taker
So, it's on and on and on
It's Heaven and Hell
Oh, well, yeah

>>45018333
Lich-chan goes to Winterstown but can only think of ways to warm herself, so her experiments involve a lot of cuddly things

>>45022611
Vampires with husbands 100% cannot be called dorks by anybody else.

>>45022846
Prove it.

Anon plays with Dolls!

>>45022846
if I ever get a vampire wife, I will call them a dork. I will feed them garlic laced foods and flash them with uv lights so they can't stop me

so anyway that's how you tell the difference between an inari and a youko

>>45022846
Vamps are dorks, always and forever, and WILL get called out on it by folks around them.
>Mrs. Vamp goes to the family reunion.
>Dhamp nieces all call her a dork because she's unwilling to bed her "servant" before he incubizes.

>Mrs. Vamp goes to the grocery store.
>Shuffles quickly past the garlic in the produce section
>Employee quietly mutters "what a dork" as she moves by

>Mrs. Vamp goes to pick up her drycleaning
>Half a dozen capes, cloaks, and coats
>6 black dresses
>6 slightly darker black dresses
>Employee doesn't say it, but she knows he's thinking it.
Many, many, MANY such cases.

>>45022878
Remember to knock her up at least one before incubization, so you can tease her about her cute dhampir babies.

>>45022876
But they're big dolls

>>45022862
The proof is right I front of you you’re just too blind to see it.
>>45022878
That is nothing but rude! Also remember if she is an mge one she’s just going to pin you down and rape you if you feed her garlic.
>>45022891
>dhamp nice makes fun of her
She doesn’t know that she is bedding her husband but trying her hardest not to get pregnant.

>>45022904
This is very important to remember.

I only love the dorkiest of monsters
Only when their spaghetti spills and fills the room can I consider her

Thank goodness vampires can produce the least dorky monster or we'd be in trouble

>>45022933
Then have I got the dork for you! She's already in your walls and everything!

>>45022943
It'd be good to have a Dhampir duelist in your adventuring party, very strong, but she'll bring great dork energy to every adventure.

>>45022943
>dhampire
>chunni half vampires
No friend. Those are the dorkiest monster of them all.

For some reason, I'm immediately interested in this character and her story.

>>45022971
>>45022974
Lies dhamps are cool

Kenkou... Where's the game?!?

>>45018302
HEY! LISTEN!

>>45023045
Having a fairy companion in mge would be a whole different ballgame...

>>45023005
These words were typed by dhampire hands.

>>45023072
Head wings look dumb.

>>45023097
That was meant for >>45023065

fuckin

>>45023072
shortstack fairy companions sound fun to hang around with, would adventure with a pair who prefer to hang around on my shoulders oblivious to me feeling their huge knockers (for their size) tumbling around

>>45023097
>>45023104
That's the reason I don't like that Morrigan Chick, she's alright if not for the silly wings on her head they make her look retarded. Some nice horns something would have made her 10/10

>>45023097
Bold talk for someone in tail-wrapping range.

>>45023097
yeah but i'd like if they wrapped around my head during kisses

>>45023154
That's what the normal wings are for.

>>45023097
Head wings are good for Dullahans since it gives them the power to beat the shit out of order armies in third person.

Wolfcow

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that asking a wyvern to see her gem will either earn you a confused look, a slap, or a chuuni bunch of monster hunter memes.
Don't do it.

>>45023263
I'd like to see her pink pearl more

Any girls you don't fantasize too much about but are probably really compatible?
For me it's Wisps, wurms, phantoms, hebi, ant spooder neet, and sandworm.

>>45023298
Wisp, because you crave death?

>>45023219
>Be humble farmer
>One day go out to milk my cows, find a wolf girl in a cow print bikini trying to get into my milking stall
>I decide to go along with her ruse and begin attaching the straps to her and begin milking her by hand while she starts vocalizing in her best cow impression of AMOOW
>I didn't have the heart to tell her that I knew she wasn't a cow
>Before I release her from the stall I tell her she is welcome to come inside and eat if she is done pretending.

>>45023219
I want to impregnate this dork.

Post your most sinister danukis!

>>45023317

>>45023305
That's crazy, if she wanted his fingers on her nipples she just needed to ask.
Monstergirls are so silly.

>>45023298
barometz upset and arouse me with their strangeness

>>45023342
w-why

>>45023340
Imagine how red her face will be during breakfast, with the demands I make an honest wolf of her after handling her tits so vigorously.

>>45023350
fucking weird ass rectangle pupil smug looking fruit sheep bouncing around like it's nothing strange at all
such a temptress

>>45023322
I'm gonna make the yellow peril worse by muddying my bloodline with one

>>45023390
I see you are a shabbos boyim

>>45023303
I do crave death, but that's not the reason I like wisps. I like the idea of being in their cagie, being theirs forever. I did also have a nightmare once where I died and the portals opened and everyone just...forgot about me. Might play into it
>>45023342
Very based, they're cute

I only cuddle the softest and haggiest of danuki

>>45023415
>I did also have a nightmare once where I died and the portals opened and everyone just...forgot about me.
Damn... imagine if you found out the only way the portals would open would be a catalyst from your death.
Would you do it? Monstergirls flood onto the Earth, but you're dead.

>>45023432
>Would you do it?
I don't know, not cause of my death but because I genuinely don't know if the portals opening is the best thing for humanity. It would probably be great for me, and most anons here, but I feel like I'm not wise enough to make that call.
It also depends if it's MGE I wouldn't permanently be dead unless that's part of the stipulation

>>45023401
I am.

>>45023419
I would court whatever faceless fat danuki I could find in a heartbeat, optimal amount of pudge and repressed sexual desire in a convenient package. Unless a cohort of porcs/a high porc found me first.

>>45022876
They're not dolls, they're (sexual-) action figures!

>Your eyes wander toward a living dolls joints
>She teases you over it.