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No, fake ponpo-kun.

I'd fuck it.

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>>4501792
I'm real.

Why are her thighs so saggy?

Shrug, I actually don't care for it but I was linked to it and it's on deviantart (lol.)

http://maridah.deviantart.com/

>>4501813
>Shrug
>lol
>>>/b/

Can we have maid threads in general? It seems like it fits within the new designation.

Also when did saber get fat?

>>4501821
>green text
>>>/a/

>>4501812
Don't make me post that Suwako.

>>4501878
post it

but they're posting slutty sabers

>>4501868
Green text was made for quoting, chucklefuck.

>>4501977
oh my.

>>4502018

How lewd

>>4502018
flat butt.

>>4502036
Looks saggy to me, bro.

This thread is why you are all lonely pillowhuggers.

Has anyone 34'd this yet? Fingers crossed.

>>4502018
Delicious.

This would be 10x hotter if she had a penis.

Her face literally looks like a pig. I can't believe I've never felt disgusted looking at images online before I saw this.

>>4502058

And i've never looked back

hawt

>>4502060
No.

>slightly chubby non-asian saber
I'm ok with this

>>4502076
Cheeks look a bit saggy.

>>4502076
I want that cup

>>4501790
n

>>4501790
FYI She lurks /jp/
Also, this thread is full of men who've never seen a woman naked. So fucking evident you are all sad sacks of shit to even post in this thread.

>>4502084

Not even slightly chubby. Look at the EXIF, they were shot with a wide-angle lens, they'll do that to people.

>>4502115
>men
Jokes on you.

>>4502115
Seems like you need to lurk more.

>>4502115

Haha is that an insult?

I want to paizuri her thighs

>>4502115
Sup maridah.

Don't feel bad, I think you're kind of cute.

>>4501790
> /y/ or /n/ ?
Sorry, i can't help you on that one.

>>4502127
That would be momozuri

>>4502115
No one regularly lurks /jp/ besides myself, Sions/Jones, and three other fat virgin male Anons.

The rest are either Weekend Friends or newbros due to the board name change.

>>4502115
I'd make you mai waifu.

>>4502076

Dat ahoge.

>>4502122
>wide angle
>95.0mm (35mm equivalent: 142mm)
>telephoto

I'm rather aroused. Too bad she won't show a bit more skin.

>>4502130
I don't care if you do.
I just wanted lurk here today, and didn't need this crap.
All this just reiterates that this board is full of sad people who do nothing all day but talk about touhou and make fun of people who actually go out and enjoy themselves.
I really don't care that /jp/ thinks I'm fat or pigfaced. I'm a nice person and better than the lot of you because I don't have to attack strangers to make myself feel better about my inadequacies.

>>4502018
>50.0mm (35mm equivalent: 75mm)
>standard lens
>closest perspective in relation to the human eye
>still disgusting looking

>>4502188

The less skin she shows the less of a slut she is.

>>4502122
Hey, maridah. So you're a little chubby? Don't feel bad, who cares, you're still cute. It's not like you're fat or anything.

>>4501790

Yes. Yes I would.

>>4502185
The standing ones, yeah, but it's the ones on the couch that look a bit weird.

>>4502206
What a slut.

i'd release my seed inside of her body oh yess *ejaculates on bowl of cheetos*

>>4502206
Honestly, you should know better than to post pictures of yourself online and not expect criticism.

>>4502223
Wow, if that's #/jp/ then that's pretty fucking sad.

MOAR :D

FUCK YES /JP/ FINALLY GOT A HOT CAMFRIEND!

>>4502206
fake.

>>4502206
Fatter troll pretending to be fat girl

>>4502222
I'm 120lbs. That's not fat brosef. You can keep telling me that, but maybe you need to step away from the computer and stop looking at photoshop for your reference on what women look like.

I'll say it: I dig her couch

it's a trap !!!

>>4502206
It's kind of hard to understand that you have such terribly thin skin if you cosplay and release your photos on the internet. Then again, you're from deviantart and probably expect people to give you oral and flowers for whatever shit you might do.

SEIBA?

Fucking ugly bitch, get this shit off of my /jp/

>>4502231
Oh you

>>4502256
I'd give her oral, honestly.

>>4502249
I just said you weren't fat, are you illiterate?

Fat whore.

>>4502275
Fake person replying.

If it makes you feel good, I fapped to those pics.

>>4502261
Okay, for a 3D pig I'll admit this one is goddamn cute.

>>4502282
that's a dude

It's our very own Boxxy!!!

>>4502247
At least someone understands how things are done around here.

I puked a little. Fuck off, slut.

I'm masturbating as we speak.

I don't care for maid stuff so this doesn't really do anything for me. The Saber armor ver. is magnificent though.

>>4502286
O RLY

And you would know......how?

>>4502282
>Okay, for a 3D pig I'll admit this outfit is goddamn cute.
Fix'd

>>4502299
because it's me

>>4502239
You are retarded. This isn't crit, this is just insults. That stupid and you know it. No one wants to be targeted here.
I'm not the type of person who just lets people say what they shit about me and doesn't stand up for herself.
There is nothing wrong with me. It's /jp/ that has the problem. You all need to take a good look at yourself because you won't even be posting this if you didn't feel like you needed to level others to feel better.

>>4502206
>I'm a nice person and better than the lot of you because I don't have to attack strangers to make myself feel better about my inadequacies.
Modesty doesn't hurt, you know. You don't have to act superior.

If you do lurk here, you should already know /jp/ is like this. There's no praising or compliments here, just hard criticism.

Mean? Sure. But you do realize no one in here actually acts like this outside of this place. So what were you expecting, really?

For the record, I do think you're cute. Not THE SEXIEST FEMALE ON EARTH, but definitely not ugly either.

Also, IHBT.

>>4502305
You? YOU'RE A TRAP.

POST PIC NAO

>>4502309
shut the f*ck up tripfag

Hi /jp/, am I kawaii? Y/N

Uh oh guys, we got a female going on an emotional rant. This might take awhile since females do not know when to shut the fuck up.

>>4502306
You are on /jp/, you have a problem.

>>4502306
You're the one posting lewd pictures of yourself on the internet, you slutty fucking attention whore.

>>4502313
>>4502321

>NAO
>f*ck

Get the fuck out.

>>4502328
please have sex with me

>>4502306
OH NO. PEOPLE ARE MAKING FUN OF ME ON THE INTERNET.

>>4502313
no way, everyone will just make fun of me

>>4502335
sh*t the f*ck up tr*pf*g

>>4502306
>This isn't crit, this is just insults.
Typical deviantart "artist"

>>4502115
>Also, this thread is full of men who've never seen a woman naked.

Yeah and? You think I want my eyes scarred by imperfection? Stick a shotgun barrel in your mouth and paint the walls with your brains you imperfect 3D pig disgusting human garbage cum bucket.

I heard a girl is in this thread? Wanna go out with me, whoever you are? We can go to Denny's.

o_O

Why can't I ever meet a kind and attractive girl IRL like OP? I mean the Saber, not ponpo-kun. Although I'm sure ponpo-kun is a nice guy too.

>>4502335
>Get the fuck out.

MAKE ME. TEE HEE.

>>4502352
stay out of this, nerd
she is mine

>>4502353
I hate fatties though. Go away.

>>4502330
She had to be a little tsundere to browse /jp/ at least

You're one gullible idiot if you think this Maridah is posting in this topic.

>>4502361
FUCK YOU SUIGIN
I WILL CUM INSIDE YOU

>>4502333
For your info, the worst of that set isn't even remotely lewd and I didn't even link it on my page. Someone dug it out of my upoad folder obviously, and I'll go take it down.

If this is lewd to you, how the hell do you survive reading this board? You can't see anything. I'm fully clothed and I have tights on in all these shots. You see more in a bathing suit than in these.

>>4502368
I love you. I will be your slave if you go out with me.

>>4502241
It's not #/jp/, the channel is idle most of the day. It's probably #/bun/.

I GOT A MASSIVE BONER

Seems the girl has gotten emotional for being called out as a filth bin for man's spooge! YES YES. SHED YOUR TEARS WENCH. I WILL LET THEM TRICKLE INTO THE HEAD OF MY PENIS AND I WILL GROW A MOST MIGHTY ERECTION.

>>4502367
I fucking kill you

>>4502361
Actually, she's mine.

IRL BF here. (Also photog of these pics.)

>>4502368
Doesn't change the fact that you're showing off your disgusting ass to everyone on the internet like the sad pathetic slut that you are.

>>4501790
Very Y.

>loli cosplaying
>110 posts and 11 image replies omitted
You can't deny it now /jp/

>>4502355
I want to date ponpo-kun.

Dear internet girl saber cosplayer sorry I made this thread and ruined your /jp/ experience; polite sage.

-klein "ponpo" klan.

>>4502392
>loli
Are you fucking retarded?

>>4502389
>IRL BF here. (Also photog of these pics.)
haha your horns are bigger than suika's

Go out with ME maridah. I will take you to Cap'n D's and feed fish sticks to your anus.

ponpo you a photofag?

I'd cum inside her.

>>4502395
I hope you're happy with yourself ponpo, you made someone exceedingly upset and uncomfortable and probably had them cry.

>>4502399
Are you fucking saying i was fucking wrong in my fucking statment???

>>4502402
Ew, Scientologists.

>>4502408
In what sense?

>>4502410
Usually it's the other way around!

>>4502410
I would totally fucking hug and comfort maridah like you would not believe.

>>4502307
>>That's right, Eksopl is a non-virgin normalfag. Isn't it sad?

Nope. I'm honestly proud of the /jp/ bros who have managed to do the deed. This is because I'm not a frustrated retard; I only wish happiness for other people.

But I'm also disappoint because something must have gone horribly wrong, or they wouldn't have ended up here. I'd rather have bros happily jamming it into their maid girlfriend all day instead of posting on /jp/ being all ronery.

>>4502411
I guess you're blind or just stupid?

>>4502411
>fucking

Please refrain from using such profane language little boy. It does not make you cool.

FUCKING IDIOTIC NIGGER FUCKER

>>4502390
At least I don't have to go through life being you. You are a sad fuck who no one will ever love.

>>4502411
Stop cussing please.

>>4502401
I can prove the photog part easily enough, at least.

What is this, a normalfriend convention?

>>4502206
>>4502115
Obvious troll.

0/10

You guys are fags

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>4502422
>You are a sad fuck who no one will ever love.

I HAVE ACHIEVED GREATNESS!!!!!!!! BOW BEFORE ME

>>4502410
I wouldn't cry over something this trivial. I would however appreciate ponpo not posting this again.

>>4502419
I don't think it's possible to be here without having done something horribly wrong.
/jp/ is our punishment.

ponpo, if you really cared you'd delete the thread.

>>4502422
I have a loving girlfriend, we love and care for each other very much, neither of us has to resort to whoring ourselves on the internet for attention.

>girls browsing /jp/
....... USODA !

>>4502337
ok

>>4502436

I'd cuck maridah really nice all night with my ps3 long penis

>>4502447
Go back to /a/ you fucking faggot.

ITT: Trolls

>>4502444
I was going to but you and I both know at least one other thread would pop up instantly.

And if you supress them it will be like those idiot beckii threads that people make daily specifically to bother everyone.

Hello young one! Would you like to join my cult? We can sit around, drink Kool-AID, and sing happy songs about rainbows!

There's only 3 people in this thread.

>>4502451
you're dick has no game

>>4502445
No one wants to see a pair of walruses anyways.

>>4502460
Baka!

>>4502461

Make that 4

>>4502462
your dick is a ps5 (it doesnt exist)

>>4502417
Buncha gear, a few cameras, take a lot of pictures

>>4502461
And one of them is maridah so I just have to kill someone and then I'll have her all to myself and we can cosplay together all day and I can be Shirou and she can be Seibah and she can spank me all day because I've been a naughty boy.

>>4502470
Was she hot?

>>4502470
Let's e-date

>>4502466
Why you vile filth of a thousand Biblical plagues. I am no fool. My mother was pure woman and at least I know who my father is. You pig eating son of a whore.

She's under 18. Ban her fast.

And you can't prove otherwise without ID.

>>4502470
you sicken me, turn in your /jp/ badge and ID immediately

>>4502471
I had a few cameras at one point, but all different. I've reluctantly sold them all (RIP medium format) and just have a Ricoh GR1S now.