/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45002123
Finally a thread.

I love cowgirls, that is all.

>>45002159
Touch the cow. Do it now.

Will you treasure hunt with her?

Good morning

>>45002178
I want to touch a cow all day everyday.

>>45000016
The big problem with trying to “fix” the Sith is that Cu is just basically a canine version of a Banshee, which would roughly translate to ‘Big dog-eared mamono with a paralyzing bark/howl’ or ‘Bark that mimics the undead mushroom ( can’t remember its name )’. Cait Sith is far easier because in one version of the folklore it’s literally just Blair from Soul Eater, a witch who transformed herself one too many times into a cat.

Cold days, warm sweaters and thick books. This time of year ain't so bad

>>45002251
The big fix for Cait Sith is just changing up her frankly AWFUL outfit.
>Most catlike mamono
>Wears frilly, movement-restricting outfits on purpose
DOES NOT COMPUTE. KC has never owned a cat. I will die on this hill. Fucking fight me.

>>45002289
The pants are real pants I forget the name of that courtiers wore.

>>45002332
Real medieval and renaissance fashion did have a habit of looking far more ridiculous than anything you see in fiction.

AAHHH LOVECRAFT'S CAT HELP ME

>>45002289
Just make her only wear a capelet
>It’s so it’s easier for us to fuck without getting dirty, nya!
>Yeah… no… I’m not a furry
>She turns into a buxom Werecat with hair that touches the floor and massive tracts of land
>Smell of silver vine is everywhere as she pulls you into her cleavage with her tail

At university I keep seeing girls knitting during lectures. Do arachnids really?

>>45002434
Nightgaunts are criminally underrated.

Need a big brown amazoness to demand I french kiss her butthole

>>45002434
It's caturday and yet she's alone at my bar, you abandoned her.

mating
mating with foxes!

>>45002649
its 9 o clock on a caturday
regular kots saunter in
theres an old Cheshire sitting next to me
making love with her milkshake and gin

Which way strength boi?

>>45002704
do I get the frog and bird too?

>>45002704
Ever since I played Dragon Age Origins, the answer is always Bog Witch

>>45002704
I'm gonna take the one on the left and turn her into the one on the right.

>Be king anon
>Begrudgingly go to a conference where the hellspawn will also be
>At least they had the dignity and common sense to let you speak first
>Lay out in no uncertain terms how they are an existential threat to humanity, and how incredible the chief goddess is, and how soon the armies of men will triumph over evil.
>Rancorous applause
>...even from the monsters
>In fact, they are cheering hardest
>Whooping, hollering. Many get up to shake your hand (you pull back in disgust), and many more are nodding and trying to pat you on the back, and saying well done
>...Reminds you of how the parents act at the local church talent shows
>Sit back in your seat (far away from the monsters) and get your earplugs ready for whatever spews out from their mouths
>Demon (you call every monster a demon) takes the stage
>"Ahem."
>*shuffles papers*
>...
>"I can fix him."

>>45002251
No, I mean retconned into normal MGs as in keeping the profile as is and just fixing the artwork to being a normal mg instead of a furry

>>45002898
Dr.U.Nicorn's Rhinoplasty will fix most of the problem.

You should try some of the sweets and snacks they sell near the Ryu shrine.

>>45002973
There is hebi in those cookies.
I dont know how much or what specific bit of hebi, but I do not want it in me.

>>45002973
>eat the cookie
>has a weird aftertaste of iron and salty milk with coins
What a rip off, never buying those again

I’m a sexist, Mamonos will tremble before my misogynistic ways.

>>45003015
>tell monster your sexist
>"Great! me too!"
>get sexed right then and there

>>45003009
More cookies for me, then.

>>45003009
Milk is milk and eggs is eggs. Doesn't matter where they came from.

>>45002892
Demons need to stop fixing people

>>45003041
But my misogyny, this can’t be happening Mamonos are women too meaning they shouldn’t be trusted in running a nation. That Druella and her mother are frauds and shouldn’t rule anything and get any political power.

>>45002973
I will eat her mochi IF and only IF she shoves it between her armpits first.

hellwan love

>>45003152
Anon you should go find some khepri or move to the mist continent so you can show those monsters who's really in charge.

>>45003167
fisho belong to kot, not wan

>>45003173
>khepri
Why do I feel Khepris are the type of girls to say “Yes my king” in a very dorky way like a yes woman.

>>45003210
That's not fish that's a whale, a killer whale!

>>45003162
snake pits...

>>45003318
That's a different usage of the term from the one I'm used to.

>>45003697
Both are damp places that may or may not smell really good and can prove an inescapable trap to a human who gets too close.

>>45003767
Would get envenomated from licking an apophis' pits

>>45003874
I'm more curious what grapesnake milk tastes like.

hugzza on caturday

>>45003887
I plan on exploring every inch of grapesnakes body, from head to tail. From butt to boobs. From pit to tummy. Ravish my queen with affection and attention

consider

>>45003914
> another slutty elf
Boo, get new material.

"I'm above you." The proud dragon stated.
"I'm superior to you in every way." She reiterated - "Dragons will always surpass mankind." She, the dragon pregnant from human seed, boldly claimed.

>>45004018
The dragon is too arrogant to recognise their dependence on humans
The humble wurm cares little either way
Who is the smart one really?

>>45004018
>her MERE'd dragon friend just looks at her and giggles

>>45003914
>"Dishguztink! Proper Maido Akademy kikis do not wear zhe schlutty undervears... it mebbe hurtz zhe Mashtah's fingerz vhen he vants zhe vet kikipussy..."
Always insist on genuine Academy certified Maidos.

>>45003914
Lovely, I'm gonna order one like this, and another one more but with the dark version.

>>45002123
Taming noisy JK pyrow brats!
She cant sass you if she's heartpupiling while sucking on your dick!

>>45004072
As a Slav I'm disturbed by Kikis with German accent.

Best wonderland girl to maidify?
Give me the pros and cons.

>>45004101
A splendid choice. My only dark elf meido is the one I posted last thread so have an OL instead.

>>45004072
The academy's standards went to shit it seems, if a certified maid can't even speak properly. I'll talk to the headmaid about returning her.

>>45004181
wock cant be trusted to cook
dormouse cant be trusted to make beds
march hare cant be trusted to be seen and not heard
humpty cant be trusted to not make a mess cleaning.
jubjub and chesh cant be trusted.

only options are hatter, wonderworm, trumparts and alice.

>>45004259
Hatter needs meds, wonderworm is a stoner, trumpart would sooner fuck the dogs than feed them and Alice can't remember any tasks forthe life of her.

>>45004342
I'll take the hatter if she stays on her meds she can be insane on the weekends
I dont see the issue with wonderworm though. If she can get her tasks done blazed then good.

>>45004247
A lot of modern Euro Kikis are no longer wearing their traditional meido skirts.
They are still wearing the traditional meido nopantsu for convenient access.

I could beat a Kiki in a fight. Don't tell me I couldn't. I am not weak and low level monsters like them couldn't beat me. I will fight a Kiki and win.

>>45004181
>Dormouse
Pros
>Would look the cutest in maid outfit
>Keeps your bed extra neet and comfy for when you want to nap
>Great body pillow
>Makes the best tea (if hired along with Hatter maid)
Cons
>Doesn't do much else

>Mad Hatter
Pros
>Best etiquette
>Makes the best tea (especially if you hired dormouse along with her)
>Best for impressing guests at fancy parties
>Cool hat
>You can have a hat too
>Is more of a female bulter than a maid
Cons
>Maximun Wonderland madness mindset
>It's contagious
>Keeps trying to hire more hatters by giving human girls hats
>Gets her spores everywhere
>Keeps dunking poor dormouse in the teapot
>Is more of a female butler than a maid

>>45004427
>anon about to find out about kiki's dark past she doesn't like to talk about
At least you will finally solve the mystery of those strange accordion sounds at night

>>45004413
>I dont see the issue with wonderworm though. If she can get her tasks done blazed then good.
She can't. Can you get shit done while smoking acid?

>>45004427
>Fight kiki
>She really doesnt want to
>Runs away before tripping and landing in compromising position
>Anon also trips and lands face first in kiki butt
>Instaloss
>Accidentally, Kiki wins?

>You picked the wrong time to theorycraft, NERD

>>45004440
I'd take hatter and dormouse , but I think hatter needs to make a maid headress shaped mushroom first.
Also, imagine being the most straight laced normal anon ever, and then getting a hatter as a butler. The next year is your house slowly getting filled up with more and more wonderland girl maids. Their insanity rubs off on you (not helped by spores in every inch of the house, or wonderworm smoke always in the toilet).
By the end of the year, your house is a madhouse, with mushrooms and bright coloured wallpaper everywhere. You spend most days in the garden having a teaparty (orgy) with your maids. Your house has become an enclave of wonderland.

>>45004530
>tomboy hatter in a butler outfit
I did not know I needed this in my life

>>45004417
>Academy maido assessor Kiki makes a snap inspection of one of their former students
>the house is spotless, there is a pie baking in the oven
>but nothing escapes the assessor's sharp eye
>visible panty line
>the offending Kiki is bent over the kitchen table, her skirts and tail lifted, and the prohibited article is removed
>the punishment is a hard hand spanking on the exposed Kiki ass
>just as Mashtah walks in
>
>the Assessor Kiki keeps spanking the Kiki's ass in the rhythm of Anon's thrusts
Another successful assessment.

>>45004500
>say "sorry mommy"
>she collapses instantly
Its just that easy

>>45003914
how am i supposed to resist...?

>>45002178
>>45004500
>muscle girl
GAY

>>45004427
>...da, mastah
>ve have kalashnikov duel like in old country, yes?

>>45004611
>marry a hellhound
>now your wife has more chest hair than you

>>45004500
>>45002178
>muscle girl
CUTE

>>45002178
>>45004500
>muscle girl
MARRY

>>45004427
>RetardAnon wakes up naked
>and tied to a kitchen chait
<"Silly Mashtah."

>>45003914
Better hope she knows some kinda nifty elven magic to clean because between being bent over every surface and being made gravidly pregnant, I don't think much cleaning's going on.

Through the power of gremlin and lich science
We have created the yetikiki
She is already loose
Run

>canonically the best way to court wocks is whipping your cock out in their face and "raping" them
Imagine the loli version, tags: penis_awe

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/112724130
playing with dolls

>>45002123
IS THAT A

>>45004764
ms pyrow is fond of bananas

>pyrow hags trying to remain hip

>>45004764
Yep. A nice innocent licking fruit.

>>45004794
Pyrows are eternally hip, it's a racial bonus
Even if one's fashion choice is out of style people just automatically think she's ironically retro

>>45004815
What a dork

>>45004784
As expected of succubi.

>>45004815
lights out guerilla radio

>>45004633
>>45004650
I see your being extraordinary homosexual today
>>45004626
Nigger thats just nasty

>>45004826
there's a surprising amount of "how to eat a banana" videos made by monsters

I'd do a belly shot of ___ with ___

>>45004732
Need loliwock eating a popsicle art

>>45004853
Everclear
Kiki

>>45004826
>take my banana
>take my virginity
>take my cum
Succs are so greedy, relationships are supposed to be give and take

Please...why do you think that something that is 10 times stronger than a human, has mystical powers and more life force would submit to a human?

Yeah yeah go and make the beastwoman get domiciled by headpats joke again.
I've seen what happens when a monster - especially a big pawed one - pats an anon like you on the head. Like butter in a microwave.

>>45004878
i'm nice and stuff

>>45004878
I've got a rolled up newspaper.

>>45004852
Dummies need an orange eating class.

>>45004878
You don't a man then?

>>45004878
Can't beat the cock, nope can't beat the cock.

>>45004815
I love Pyrows so much
>slutty little not!whores swarming unsuspecting oji-san anons
>the slightly older childhood friend who hit puberty earlier and wants to play doctor and more
>school bully who is just too shy with her feelings towards nerd anon
>"just" friend with benefits, too many benefits

>>45004878
>Why...?
There are 4 reasons why, but reasons A, B and C are minor, the main reason is of course D.

>>45004934
It was all strings attached after all.

>>45004878
Because women are physically weaker then men and cannot be dominant
Faggots will seeth at this post

>>45004878
Because we're both desperate, but you're the one with the quadruple digit age.

>>45004953
hellhounds and amazoness are not women
they are goddesses

>>45004953
there's more to being dominant than physical size. you've quite the quaint and narrow worldview

>>45004967
This explains why I want to worship this amazon

>>45004953
Sorry anon, you'll have to complain to KC. It's canon that even the shittiest low level mamono can wipe the floor with you, deal with it.

>>45004977
Imagine being her chair and pussy/ass cleaner.

>>45004953
You are physically weaker than both men and women so what does that make you?

>>45002704
right
creepy means better spell caster

>>45004953
Damn fucking straight anon. B-b-based!! I'm gonna go tell that to this tall elf lady right now!

>>45004967
>>45004977
>Worshiping women
Lmao, sons of the sky father will easily conquer you

>>45005029
Oh yeah, tell that to my 7 ft amazoness who can crush steel with her thighs.

>>45004992
the lizard profile says you're wrong though

Just steal a grem diver powersuit and go conquer the deep seas.
Water monsters cant fight.

>>45005064
if you're cute they get weak in the knees

>>45004953
talking a lot of shit for someone in proactive dating distance

>>45005046
>tell that to my 7 ft amazoness who can crush steel with her thighs
Women cannot beat men, and men who need women for protection are weakings that need to be culled

>>45005114
wear arc suit gg zapweasel utterly btfo

>>45005139
*weaklings that need to be protected and loved and smooched by the amazoness.
Go walk into their territory. I'm sure one of them is in need of a bed warmer and ass scratcher right now anon.

>>45004878
Masculine wiles.

>>45004953
>Because women are physically weaker then men and cannot be dominant
That only applies to human women.

>>45005029
Be like onto the angels, that become immortal and otherworldly powerful.

>>45005029
>neopagan
Lol, lmao

>>45004967
>>45004971
>>45004992
>>45005015
>>45005028
>>45005114
>>45005196
Degenerate faggots lashing out in fear at masculinity

>>45005217
What, why did you quote me? I was agreeing with you!

>>45005217
Speaking of fear and lashes, I want to be a dark elf's whipping post that she performs hardcore aftercare on afterwards.

>>45005227
he doesn't have many tricks in the playbook

>>45004859
>fat-bottomed loliwock heart pupiling while being stripped and groped
>fucking loliwock thighs and saying you'll pound her like this for real next
>sizing your cock up against the loliwock's body and watching her eyes go wide while staring down at it

>>45005217
femdom setting
Seethe more

>>45005114
i could take her

I want to submissively huff my dominant hellhounds sweaty and swampy butt after a workout and shes drank several protein shakes.

so what would happen if i casted rain of wurms in MGC

>>45005110
So? Lizards are cute, but that doesnt bother me
it's her own fault for skipping out on leg day

>>45005208
>lol, lmao
Your jewish aren't you

>>45005271
Billions in property damage

>>45005227
Ah apologies

>>45005278
You should do one of the favorite pagan past times and convert to a better religion.

>>45005291
kek

>>45005278
It’s you’re. The Haku will see you now.

>>45005217

>>45005255
In a fight right?
>>45005141
>The suit turns into a living armor that's superconductive
Enjoy your wives
>>45005217
Anon nobody cares if you wanna be a super chad who doms your wife on bed, people care if you call them degenerate faggots for being submissive. It's also kind of funny calling people degenerate here for being femdom fags when the setting is like 70% femdom

>>45005162
Women biologically seek out men with strength,
Women are repulsed by weaklings

>>45005295
Don't worry, he's already set him up for being dominated in the traditional pagan way.
Conquered by a superior religion and forced to accept a new one.
Its a little known fact that Pagans are Spiritual Subs

>>45005327
I want to be conquered and dominated by fallen god missionaries

How does one build up their mofu resistance? Is it one of those things you build up by exposure? Is there some kind of medicine?

>>45004878
MALEF CORRECTION

>>45005327
>>45005334
Absolutely jewish posts

>>45005306
I remember maledomfags having a collective mental breakdown over this, fun times

>>45005334
They're just here to save your soul, turn you away from your evil ways, and set you up with a spiritual guardian (wife) to guide you to salvation.

>>45005295
I prefer the favourite pagan past time of feeding christians to lions

>>45005360
wouldn't a malef just spread her legs and goad you into sex?

>>45005355
>Is it one of those things you build up by exposure?
Absolutely. I recommend exposing yourself to mofu as often as possible, preferably by showing your head inside fluffy tails regularly.
>t. not a fox

>>45001148
>be salamander’s hubby
>guard a high-level dungeon with her
>sweet gig, it’s a temple belonging to a distinguished Ryu, so the pay’s great
>only a few challengers a day, mostly just get to spend it with the wife sparring and having hot sweaty sex
>except for this guy who comes in every week
>I think he’s just been attempting the same quest for months
>he wears plate mail so bulky you’d think he’s in one of those gremlin mechsuits
>facetanks everything acting like he’s hot shit, even though it’s obvious his living armor wife is the only thing keeping him safe
>clearly an amateur, can’t even hit us with a sword
>even if he was single I don’t think the laziest sally guards here would want him
>it’s an underground lava temple, so we always have to just wait until he turns himself into an oven
>his living armor’s always really nice about the whole thing and promises to “correct” him when they get home
>But she has trouble carrying her hubby to the exit alone when he’s passed out, so the guards have to help with escorting him out
>this ordeal takes 2 whole hours I could be spending on actually fun battles

For fuck’s sake, I just want to get paid to make victory speeches with my wife about how our love combined is undefeatable.

>>45005392
That's Romans. Their favorite past time is being raped by Goths.

>>45005288
cool and lots more wurm kids crawling out

>>45005418
>no big titty goth gf to ransack my city

>>45005306
>>45005374
>Well, KC said
It's weird. Posts like these never actually quote KC himself, nor do they actually link to the QnA. It's always their own shitty interretations that they pass off as something KC said a long while ago on twitter or QnA or something that they just cant be bothered to find.

>>45005392
And it sure worked now didn't it?
I'm sure Rome is still the center of the pagan world now isn't it?
I'm sure there isn't a man with a funny hat there who happens to belong to another religion that came to dominate those 'superior pagan gods'.

>>45005361
Say the line Anon.
We're waiting.

>>45005418
I always prefer the visigoths.
The Invisigoths are too hard to see

Sometimes I wonder what you people look like once in awhile especially when these femdom posts show up.

Jesus fucking Christ, take this tripe back to fucking /pol/ you faggots. No one wants to read one faggot belonging to a religion predominately occupied by leftists and faggots waving his dick at another faggot belonging to a religion predominately occupied by shitskins. It's not for here.

do monsters fart?

>>45005447
i'd imagine the nugget of the idea is that your monster isn't going to be slaughtered wholesale.
a needless clarification, but par the course for Q&A

>>45005418
Yes, pagan romans. The later christian romans are the ones that got GOTHED.

I wonder what monsters and their religious shit posting would be like

>>45005488
Based pagans get nothing.

>>45005447
KC really did say that. https://kemono.su/patreon/user/13283247/post/82119213

>>45005400
Thanks, Anon. It's hard to find good, honest info these days. Never know when you're gonna run into monster misinfo, y'know?

>>45005512
Of course. I am glad to help a fellow human.

>>45005481
But Anon, how else would we know how chad he is if he didn't talk about how he followed a dead religion because the others are two mainstream and being an atheist would put him on the left?

>>45005494
i'm team poseidon. open rebellion against the chief god cause she's tired of her shit is my jam

>>45005526
silence, shitskin

>>45005506
>Christians
Demons, angels, more demons
>Pagans
Every other monster

I rest my case

>>45005540
Certain types of angels would also be pagan like valks

>>45005536
Oh I'm sorry, does pointing out that your niche little mountain religion failed and no exists in those 'leftist' states you detest so much get your panties in a twist?
Or are you going to tell me how much of an 'image of masculinity' you are by basically being a discount athiest because some guy on the internet told you it would attract woman and build muscle?

>>45005572
Different anon, I'm the guy who wants you both to fuck off

>>45005527
Based, I like all the gods in MGE. Deeply curious about the chaos ones but I fantasize a lot about being conquered by an Amazon in the name of Aries
Or a tacokot raping me on the altar of whatever their God is I don't know how to spell it and I'm not looking it up.
Or a snake cult "sacrificing" me to a snake

Technically none of the MGE gods created anything (except the og Chief god) and are just overpowered lust beings so I’m not gonna give them any praise they’re all just a bunch of hag women anyhow.

>>45005588
Fallen God created Pandemonium.

This is a cheesy situation.

>>45005588
im kicking in heavens gate and crashing thier singles party

>>45005613
Still probably needed energy to create that realm though rather than creating it out of thin air.

>>45005447
You do know femdomfag are mentally ill right?
They'll make up the most nonsensical shit to justify their disgusting fantasies and violently lash out at anyone who disagrees.
Kinda like trannys

>>45005616
Womp-wooomp

>>45005511
>but in the face of a threat to themselves or their husbands, the limiters of the mamono will be removed and all the mana they have, which they usually use only to charm or make their husbands feel good, will be used to make themselves and their husbands leave the scene or to eliminate the threat
So the same thing as "humans lifting cars in life or death situations"
This is probably why they dont link the qna, it really is that easy to see how out of context their interretations are

>go to the femdom thread
>complain about femdom
many such cases

>>45005334
If their wings are black, watch your back.

I see mick is trying a new tactic today.

>>45005672
i just bite them back

>>45005676
Naw an’t mick just don’t like putting women on a pedestal like they’re goddesses, human or otherwise.

>>45005708
wow. you must be so cool... i bet women are falling all over you irl, huh?

imagine being an angel herder, and milking angels...

Every monster girl should look like this with maximum fertility
Anyone who disagrees has low testosterone
Muscle girl faggots need not to reply

>>45005708
>complaining about femdom on a thread centered around a femdom-centric setting

>>45005746
fuck off, they should be meatier and chubbier

>>45005746
You have to be 18 to post here.

Remember, men: only marry ocean mamono IF they let you autistically name all of your children after historical battleships. Accept NO compromise!

>>45005762
i name them after sword types

>>45005762
I will now proceed to impregnate this fish with Ulysses S. Grant

You know what all the shit that has happened in these threads it’s deserved you people deserve these curses put upon you.

>>45005757
if their tits dont dwarf your torso they wont be able to feed your kids properly

>>45005746
BASED

>>45005746
Here's your (You)

>>45002123
BIG girls

i like muscles so i can make them disappear both with them getting lazy and getting knocked up

>>45005782
>that run-on sentence
Haku correction is needed.

>>45005816
I bet you're the one feeding the jinkos and hellwans burgers

>>45005832
Yes and I do not regret it one bit
Their tears fuel me

Pyrow tongues are for kisses

Monstergirls come in all different shapes and sizes, Each deserve love except musclegirls, that can stay in the trash where it belongs.

>>45005403
love them ‘manders

>>45005754
>femdom-centric setting
>you can turn most monster species into masochistic subs by getting gud at sex or using raging mushrooms and fucking their brains out regularly
hell, most of the monsters are equals or subs on their own regardless of all that. Devoted and Timid are actual profile traits.
How did this femdom-centric setting meme get around anyway?

>>45005861
just for practicing, of course

>>45005782
The Mummy's curse... we opened the tomb while she was changing her bandages...

>>45005831
Miss Haku is in for a shock when she finds out that Anon's sperm are just as stupid as he is.

>>45004732
Are there any loliwock pics?

>>45005862
if you hate muscles so much, do i have a girl for you

You know, there are plenty of people in the world - a surfeit of people, even - who aren't into femdom or musclegirls. They express this lack of interest in a very normal and healthy way -- by not engaging with it.
Lashing out at it publicly, engaging in defensive insistence that you'd 'only ever top', and insisting that it's 'low test' or 'disgusting' to otherwise belies a deep insecurity in your own ability to be dominant. That's the kind of thing you do because you know any girl with a hint of tone, an inch of height on you, and a stern voice would make you crumble like a dry cookie, and you're afraid of that. To be frank, it's desperate, and it isn't top behavior.
In short, anon is a brat who needs correction.

>>45005863
By default dumbass, also go make your shitty game and complain on vg about kc so more

>>45002373
It was in fashion in the 16th century for noblemen to wear codpieces shaped like erect cocks. Just look up any image of Henry VIII

>>45005831
Don’t care fuck all you, you all deserve the shitposting you get.

>>45005863
The central premise of MGE is 'you get raped by monster girls', anono
I deeply wish KC never wrote that shit about raging mushrooms, it only gives spergies like you a foothold in communities they don't belong in

>>45005862
Based

>>45005921
stop replying to yourself, Mick

>>45005863
See >>45005640
Its a femdom setting in their head

>>45005403
It's all fun and games bullying the weakling in way over his head until he suddenly starts having flashbacks of his (admittedly uneventful) childhood and gives his own speech about how he's goinf to prove hinself worthy with the power of determination, and his living armor waifu's love while glowing. Then you'll have a real fight on your hands.
Hope your salamander and team-up supers are ready, anon

Leave the retard alone

>>45005863
Just femdomfags projecting, it's a wish fulfillment setting and has dedicated masochist species like umi-osho and the lizards

>>45005898
Thats a lot of homosexual cope that i'm not gonna read

>45005930
>musclefags are schizophrenic
Embarassing...

>>45005870
>first practice kiss
>first practice groping
>first practice sex
>first practice marriage
>first practice baby
>first practice anniversary
>second practice baby
Don't worry, they made it official by the fifth baby.

>>45005930
Mental illness

The nuns in this country sure are aggressive.

>>45005970
Shouldn't have wandered into that forlorn church in the prairie. You were warned what lived in that place

>>45005970
Perfect, imma bag myself a nun harem

I just want a wife with kissable abs.

>>45005955
he's a brat *and* he can't read! haku correction is doubly needed.

>>45005961
you wouldn't expect it but the nicest monsters are lurking in alleyways

>>45005970
I wonder if the black halo tastes like licorice

>>45005913
>it only gives spergies like you a foothold
Even though lizardgirls, salamanders and other maledom monsters were already in the setting?

>>45005993
>not making her kiss and clean your abs
You'll never make it

>>45003219
Sounds like it would be fun to facefuck them

A week ago KC on his patreon said that he will give info on game's progression soon. Did it ever happen?

>>45006055
KC is a hack

>>45004113
Baltic German kikis. Very severe and professional. Secretly very yan with a lot of dere

>>45005994
I'm gonna grab that haku and aggressively facefuck her untill she passes out

New cat just dropped.

>>45006023
>salamanders & lizardmen
both are subs to men who beat them in combat, and their relationships are with men who they can spar with constantly, trade wins and losses, and have a dynamic relationship with in that way. you'd have to contrive some way to haul your fat ass out of your desk chair to make that happen, as well as learn to wield a weapon, so i don't really see it in your future

>>45006113
A real MONSTER girl

>>45006055
The game will come out after Yoshihiro Togashi, Patrick Rothfuss, Scott Lynch and George R.R. Martin all release something new.

>there's at least 2 anons replying to random posts with maledom just to spite others
Embarrassing...

>>45006055
That's the fifth time. I don't know what you expect anon. Maybe you should ask the liaison about it?

>>45006124
Mad femdomfag?

>>45005993
Muscle wives are for kissing on the lips especially.

>>45006151
Needs rape and trad correction

>>45006140
Smiling actually, Knowing how hard you're trying to rile people up only to fall flat, Impotently. Keep up the clown work anon, I needed a laugh or two today.

>>45004717
How can she clean so well if she creates messes by shedding fur?

Post demure monsters.

>>45006206
A proper woman

I'll stay at home.
I'll cook for my wife.
I'll be happy.

>>45006233
>t. failed male

>>45006195
>Werewolf profile: In this way, they’re really ferocious, but they sometimes recognize men as their superior if they’re defeated, or if they fall totally in love. And then they’ll end up becoming extremely loyal to the male partner they recognize as their superior, in other words, their master, and they become just like a dog fawning over a man even during sex.
Here's a joke for you: this js from a femdom centric setting! Aint that funny? Laugh with me, anon!

>>45006195
Now type this without seething

>>45006206
the only good slime

>>45006273
She even makes a better maid than shoggoth

>>45006206
>>45006273
>>45006279
Hell, shes the only good monster, being a good stay at home wife

>>45005461
What do you call a goth bunyip? An Austrogoth

>>45006279
That's not a maid, that's a housewife.

>>45006279
your wife is not a maid

>>45006297
anon, this is sad. juust go work on our game and post somewhere they'll like you, at this point you are basically barneyfag

>>45006247
>nitpicking obscure mg profiles to find isolated femsub bits
curiously desperate

>>45006273
:)

>>45006115
Sallys are switches, they'd just want a good fight. I get you're a bitch and trying to rile people up but don't try to make a monster girl into a maledom monster when they're not

>>45006241
As opposed to you trolling on a chinese cartoon forum in a thread revolving around a waifu setting dedicated to lonely men?

>>45006317
i need monsters with mob faces!

>>45006302
>>45006303
Nope I'm hiring a 和メイド nure to make my bentos and you aren't going to stop me

>>45006319
What? I wasn't saying salamander was a maledom monster. Read through that again.

>>45006316
>werewolf
>obscure

>>45006353
Yeah. Probably on par with giant slug or werecat. Exactly how much werewolf discussion do you see going on in this thread?

>>45006371
you really don't need to keep indulging him

>>45006334
Slime Carrier with :) face and the Pslime with detailed face.

>>45006233
>shes not stay at home
>she doesn't cook for you
>shes not happy
Anon be a man and put her in her place, you'll both be happy

>>45006371
>going off thread discussion to make his point
do you not see that you're admitting to not reading the setting or the profiles, but also that this femdom centric thing is threadcanon, ie a meme?

wurm is getting worried about you anon....

take your greens anon

>>45006279
She can change your mind.

>>45006419
Wurmie it's okay I actually really love playing chess against the computer it's just that I suck at it so I get mad

>>45006400
The only who is unhappy and doesn't know his place is you.

>>45002123

>>45006206
I like monster that were literally made for marriage

>>45006469
>tfw no robo jiangshi gf
>tfw ywn make organic jiangshis seethe with how flexible she is without warming up

>>45006480
ms unicorns always trotting around in a wedding dress
just in case

>>45006316
>>45006371
Orc profile
>"However, when attacked, if one manages to defeat them instead, they will recognize the victor as their master, whom they will then obey almost as if they were slaves (on the other hand, if one were to attack and lose, the orcs would be very oppressive). For the victors who become masters, the orcs change their nature completely. They will become concerned with their master’s mood, and constantly fawn on him. Of course, there would be no change in their lustful disposition. They would seduce their master into having sex with them."

>"After obtaining a master, their heart and body will have already changed to be devoted solely to him, and their soft, voluptuous body which enthralls men will then exist solely to be used and violated by their master. No matter how furiously and violently their master ravages them, even if they're treated as a tool that exists solely for his sexual release, as far as they're concerned, just the fact that their master enjoys using them will be enough to fill them with enough ecstatic happiness and pleasure to melt their heart."
Muh femdom setting

>>45006480
None of them?

>>45006459
Tranny

We do need art of hogtied orcs, apple in mouth optional

>>45006518
Can't, femdomfags wouldn't allow it

>>45006524
Shut the fuck up. Most people wouldn’t care unless you add some stupid shit like guro, NTR, etc.

Gentle and warm hugs

>>45006510
Why are maledomfags like this?

>>45006568
Why are you responding to obvious bait?

>>45006419
Yandere wurm would be the scariest yan monster to be interested in you

>>45006459
Cute collar, will take her for walkies if she's good.

>>45006459
She needs rape correction, and cute girly dress

>>45006574
You are right. I had a wurm moment.

>>45006585
but she would be the cutest yandere since she isn't the brightest

The hell is going on with this thread?

>>45006635
discord raiders again

How do I explain to hebi that consent obtained thanks to Stockholm syndrome is not valid?

Is this still the only profile that directly mentions irrumatio? Bondage turtle is definitely underrated btw.

>>45006652
it's fate

>>45006652
why would you lie to hebi?

>>45006656
>disposition: timid, devoted
b-b-but i thought mge was a femdom setting?

white wurms will turn yan
also many wurms throw tantrums, cock is needed to calm them down

>>45006459
Nighounds are the most overrated monster

>>45006683
Permanently keep her pregnant so can't throw tantrums.

nom

>>45006635
Just outsiders and newfags getting a reminder to read the setting they love shitposting about so much

>>45006715
i like ms manticore

>>45006711
tantrums happen when three things either happen
>No wurmie, I cant fuck you right now
>No, you cannot do *insert wurm-brained idea here* and that's final
>No, you cannot eat *insert shiny rock here*

>>45006720
read it many times.

>>45006722
3 for 1 wurm deal, what a bargin!

>>45006747
anon, no! your pelvis!

>>45006752
dont worry, i was raised on wurm eggs and milk, I'll be fine

>>45006656
i'm not 100% about what's going on with her sleeves

>>45006635
Trolls spun the wheel with baits and today's bait ended up being the good ol' "femdom vs maledom"

>>45006715
Is it ture that manticores go after weak boys because they crumple and submit to the first real man they see?

>>45006639
>Muh discord raiders
Sometimes shitposters are just shitposters.

>>45006760
>>45006656
Tortle

>>45006799
i don't know, anono... why don't you go give it a shot? just go up to the biggest manticore you can find and tell her that you're a dom and she'd better submit to you right now!

>>45006821
assert yourself as tom and she will have no choice but to molly

>>45006821
i dont think she understands english.

>>45006821
>Manticore shoves her tail into your face.
>"Talk to the tail." She says https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttftmKtF6DE

>>45006866
maybe i should've brought a chair and a whip

>>45006652
you don't say that because it's nonsense, love hebi

>>45006866
imagine the tailpussy...

>>45006866
imagine trying to talk down a borderline feral core into not making you a tail addict

I need a tender little penis scrubber in my life

>>45006964
so, how do you court a crab? do the crab rave?

>>45006866
i wanna nibble on the inside of the tail pussy, seems like it would be fun
>>45006981
show off our massive jerking off arm

Life is hard, monster wife makes it bearable.

>>45006964
Crabs come in many sizes.

>>45007009
it sure do

>>45007009
birds the word!

>>45007004
>i wanna nibble on the inside of the tail pussy, seems like it would be fun
not so fun when it clamps down and turns your entire upper body into an erogenous zone

>>45007009
I don't need to cry today, anon.

“The black goat who devours the sun is-"
“She. Is married, yes.”
“Nar as-samum? Nar as-samum the eighteen-faced demon of ruination? Nar ‘an incarnation of my hatred will ever follow your kind, cursing them to wander a blood-soaked sea of darkness for all time’ as-samum? Is married?”
“Yes. To a grocery clerk in Berlin, I believe. Well, former grocery clerk. They're very cute together.”
“I… What?”
“She doesn’t get up to much ruination these days, mind. They have three children and well, you know, being a parent is a full time job.”

>>45007029
>they come equipped with two natural oversized can openers
she's gonna prise his armor off piece by piece isnt she

>>45007142
all included is ms cancers powerwashing services

>>45006811
and sometimes it's discord raiders

>>45007173
The wiki is always in an uproar.

Imagine being one of those guys who are fine with lolibabas but not truelolis and mistaking a young Dark Mage for a Witch, busting the biggest nut of your life inside her, and hearing "You can tell a Dark Mage from a Witch, right onii-chan? ...That wasn't a Sabbath member's pussy, you know" afterwards when she's laying back showing you the mess you made.

Revitaligo is a hell of a condition. Rember to take time to cheer up your wife.

>>45002123

>>45007187
loli is loli

>>45007257

>>45004181
Obvi it's Best Cat.
>Like any cat, willing to bring you food because you're a terrible hunter.
>Can teleport to fetch things quickly
>Has a good sense of humor
>Enjoys ear scritches
>Purrs
Other wonderland girls don't purr, Anon. They don't even purr a little.

>>45007193

>>45004181
hatter, perfect maid

>>45007317
good luck getting more than 3 steps away

>>45007277
haha.
Numbers.

>>45007257
I like feet