/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44985300
>jobs to honeybadger-chan

cat thread

Would our gravure exist in MGE or would it be completely unprofitable in an environment where lingerie is casual clothing? If it wouldn't exist as we know it, then what would it be like?

>>44985334
they could always have stuff under the clothes

>>44985300
>muscles on a woman
You gay or something

>>44985321
It's unreal how improved this cat's game would be if it got carpet bombed with a heaping dose of Mamano Mana.
>no more gay wars
>evil gods get turned into evil (dorky) goddesses
>canon protagonist gets raped by his party of monster girls for being dumb and somehow finding ways to get himself nearly killed all the time
>everyone gets to be happy

That last thread went by really fast.

Dorkella a week after the portals open

>>44985342
If she can't princess carry me I don't want her.

>>44985347
I do love me some melons.

>>44985264
>Lich gravure
>it's just her doing normal lab work
Every so often some post reminds me of just how erotic they really are.

>>44985356
whoops...

>>44985347
I SEE THEM! YOU'RE IN TROUBLE, ANON!11ONE1!

>>44985353
Fuck off retard.

>>44985356
I was so excited to find new plant girl art that I didn't think before posting it...

>>44985370
Dryad police girls have been dispatched to your location. Do not resist

>>44985355
>if she can't princess carry me
Yep faggot confirmed

>>44985334
I could see gravure being more of, "Singles looking for husbands," ads.

>>44985361
Lich-san was told it's an easy way to show her future husband what she's good at without being too lewd which is why she showed her work at creating a Ghoul who can drool aphrodisiacs. Her name is Samantha and Lich-san loves her new daughter very much.

>>44985390
Aw. Building homonculi daughters with Lich-san sounds so cute.

>>44985382
Anon, a not insignificant portion of monster girls revolve around femdom. You're in the wrong place.

>>44985370
MGD really sold me on alraunes.

>>44985382
Do you want her to hoist you over her shoulder like a sack of very horny potatoes instead?

>>44985396
It's a headcanon of mine since Succubi view Lesser Succs as their sisters so I'd imagine Liches would be more close with their "minions" and treat them like daughters, especially Zombies they raise. Just seems cute to me, especially imagining a Lich's horde of minion-daughters dump someone that wandered into their crypt at their mom's feet and ask if they can finally have a dad now.

>>44985415
fireman carry is pretty romantic

>>44985418
>if they can finally have a dad now

MY. HEART. Tie me to a bed and throw me at that Lich!

If you want to be a necromancer worth anything, odds are you're going to have to study under a lich at some point. Unfortunately, the price for her knowledge is usually marriage to one of her 'daughters'.

>>44985334
>>44985340
>>44985386
I'd also imagine and assume in the MGE world, it is practically normal for any woman; monster girl or human, to just wear a bra and panty alone as regular normal every day clothing for outside. And you'd be ostracized or be deemed some weirdo or anti-social freak for even criticizing or questioning why women would dress like that.

>>44985436
What if I want a Lich though

>>44985436
a successful lich is measured by her number of edgy, black-robed stepsons

Elf wife. Happy life.

Humans generally wear a bit more than monstergirls, but yes, cultural osmosis has transferred a lot of monstergirl exhibitionism into human societies.

>>44985437
who's going to stop them?

>>44985441
How very bold...

>>44985454
Here, you posted a human. Let me balance it out for you.

>>44985437
Humans generally wear a bit more than monstergirls, but yes, cultural osmosis has transferred a lot of monstergirl exhibitionism into human societies.

>>44985409
A good portion of them do
>>44985415
No, Im gonna carry her instead, like a man should

>>44985342
Breaking news, it's gay to like women
Imagine not wanting to lick a monsters abs and have your head pet while doing so

To have a monster dressed scantilly clad or naked constantly is to have a cake entirely of frosting.

>>44985472
Here, you posted a human. Let me balance it out for you.

>>44985448
Does that mean a goody two-shoes Paladin type is a Lich's version of a "bad boy"? Would be kinda funny to see a Zombie or something bring a boy home from school only for Lichmom to see he's wearing a rosary and "faint"

>>44985477
Her abs are pathetic.

>>44985484
could you please kill yourself

>>44985412
Me too anon, being trapped in a warm petal prison, fed nectar and kept in a horny happy stupor sounds so so good.

>>44985352
nerd
anal correct droodroo in the oval office

>>44985468
They're not that intimidating!

>>44985491
How about we all just let the past be the past and have a fresh start?

>>44985487
He really stands out at family gatherings. The cabal of stepsons all decked out in their evil skull decor seem kind of antsy around him, too.
At least the wights think it's funny.

>>44985472
Perhaps, only in the Order and in generally human lands and nations. Normal IRL clothing and fashion sense is still the norm and going out in your underwear is still taboo and not a good thing. But the moment you step into the Demon Realms or any monster girl territory, then you wearing just your undergarments is okay and not a taboo thing.

>>44985499
>>44985468
I love latenight's liches. feels like he hasn't done one in a while.

>>44985506
i'm just happy when they're not dressed up like ms druella

>>44985477
>Breaking news its gay to like women
Its not, liking muscles which is a masculine trait on a feminine woman is gay
>>44985489
Women shouldn't have abs

>>44985523
source?

>>44985352
Can't wait to see the evolution of her political career.

>"The first step in being a good wizard is having a strong body."
>rail-think bookish apprentice anon gulps

>>44985477
Who the hell wants to have their head pat?
Are you a child or something?

>>44985530
and you shouldn't be alive

>>44985516
It is a shame but you never know, maybe one day he'll feel inspired to draw some cute nerdy necromancers.

>>44985541
I will be once that dark mage is done with me.

>>44985539
Fuck off you annoying bunkernigger. These images were never funny and just retarded wastes of image slots.

>>44985555
Is it shameful to be weak to very well-dressed women?

>>44985559
Damn not having a father must have really sucked, hope you get better anon

>>44984907
am i allow to make this into a poster?

>>44985352
What do you mean I don't believe in the Chief Goddess?
I flip her off everyday.
What do you mean I'm a seething virgin?
I'm married to my country, r-right?

>>44985539
thanks for the cute oc bunkerfriend

>>44985551
All because i said women shouldn't have muscles.
Homosexuality is a mental illness

>>44985569
>>>/vg/
Wrong thread

>>44985576
Well, it'd be a little late for him to come back from the corner store.

I want a pet clown fairy

>>44985573
Of course not.

>>44985600
Its not to late to chance anon.

>>44985499
put some pants on.

>>44985477
Her abs are pathetic. Here's a real set of abs.

>>44985639
PATHETIC

>>44985636
Pants are for the weak.

>>44985540
>>44985654
>>44985639
Extreme faggotry

>>44985639
100% grass fed BEEF.

>>44985661
i'd think it would be suboptimal leave an empty equipment slot but so many magic users can't be wrong

>>44985436
necRomance is something else to learn, just need to learn how to talk to the dead

>>44985682
Incorrect, Anonymous. For you see the lack of pants means a Lich can begin to "recharge" her magic reserves with her "test subject" in half the time it takes a normal monster that does in fact wear pants to begin the process.

>>44985489
Rude, she's working on her gains
>>44985530
Is it gay to like dominant women? Women who like cars? Women who like beer?

>>44985712
oh, it's an equip load thing. gotcha

Muscle milk

May I offer you: a Living Doll going "Kuru Kuru"

>>44985712
She does have something equipped in that slot, a lot of the time. After a fashion.

>>44985672
>"grass" fed beef

>>44985730
You got one that isn't from some dogshit gacha "game"?

>>44985717
funny to bring catholic values on womanhood into the monster porn thread

I'm going to steal every single rata I find.

I will drown in alternative mofu.
It will be paradise.

>>44985725
Imagine yanking your Mino wife's shirt after a morning run and just casually squeezing some of her fresh MinoMilk straight into your coffee to drink along with a MinoCheese omelet and MinoGreekYogurt topped with fresh fruit. Imagine the gains.

>>44985756
Aside from the femdom that's half the thread.
Depending on your flavor of mommydom that's most of the thread.

How have your tastes in mgs changed? I went from being a massive hellhound/core fag but now I'm a shog/flayer lover

>>44985775
Used to like lolis.

>>44985756
Oh I don't think those things define womanhood, just pointing out anon is a silly for calling someone gay for liking buff gals

>"Wait... Why did they give me this shitty NCR Service Rifle and not something actually good!?"

>>44985800
Hard to beat women with tits and a functioning brain, isn't it?

>>44985820
Don't knock the NCR rifle, it gets me through the earlygame every time.

its the same shit stirrer as usual, just ignore the faggot.

>>44985817
was talking about the guy you were replying to, anono.

>>44985837
No. Bad gun is bad gun.

>Posting from your IP range has been blocked due to abuse. Pass users can bypass this block.

Fuck you!!! Why must I also be subjected to this!? I did not do anything egregious! Why, because some shitter who shares the same IP range I do shit posted too much!?

>Use a pass bro

Fuck off, I ain't spending extra for a goddamn pass. Maybe moderate better you fucks!

>>44985867
Elf check

>>44985882
Fuck off you absolute faggot.

>>44985775
I like lolis even more than I originally did. I think it was the original conversation that caused Nav to draw the first loli wight that made me fully see the light.

Gym Rat!

>>44985896
elin's really changed the game

>>44985902
press? press what? like the sandwich press?

>>44985573
Women in uniform, especially monster girls hit differently.

>>44985895
Who? WHO? How the fuck do you even know you're talking to the exact shitter you have specific beef with!? What, you got access to some tools to identify IP addresses? What the fuck did I do to you exactly? I was posting just fine until ten minutes later my IP range was apparently blocked. I take it one of my neighbors were posting Haram content?

>>44985910
i don't know what you are using but at the very least, whether it clip or something else, reduce the resolution down by about 90%

>>44985920
It's because you're using a VPN or public network, genius.

>>44985920
You post like an obnoxious retard, post shitty "tacticool" shit that only absolute faggots like /tg/ vermin used to post and you seem to think anyone gives a fucking shit about your inability to post so again I think you should do the right thing and just shut the fuck up you complete mongoloid. I have no idea who you are except for the fact that you're an annoying nigger.

>>44985775
I originally became interested in mgs after seeing anubis. I thought she was very cute and her personality was very attractive. But then I switched her out for manticore, the Cheshire cat and a few other new girls who seemed like they would be fun to romance. But after all this time anubis is still the one mg I keep going back to. Which is weird because I don't care all that much about Egypt and I don't like dogs either. Something about her exotic aesthetic mixed with big, meaty paws and the way she's both submissive and dominant depending on the situation is still incredibly appealing to me. I want a schedule dog to tell me what to do most of the time until I feel like turning the tables and teasing her as she gives into her instincts, then regains her wits and turns my insubordination into a 'punishment' by milking me dry. So I guess my tastes never really changed.

I would've worked harder in gym class if there were monsters

Imagine this girl ending up with a Froot-tier cuckold controversy. KC would probably end up committing ritual seppuku.

Reminder that liongirls are quickshots

>>44985936
And I have posted tacticool Mamono before yet it have not been banned from it. Mind you, I have posted monster girls with guns but only recently you wannabes have recently started "pointing it out" because of whatever the fuck happened in 2020 to 2021. You think I alone am the only one who's been posting tacticool Mamono for all these years? If anything maybe the shit poster has been some neighbor or tenant in my apartment who shares the same fucking IP address or range I live in and I just had to be part of the fucking crossfire.

>>44985977
comic gaira ain't always a font of wholesomeness

>>44985982
I enjoyed my master. The rest not so much.

>>44985717
masculine and dominant women are not attractive. You are homosexual

>>44985979
Yes but you have to fuck them a bunch of times in their estrus and there's no way you're not getting out of biting their neck.

>>44985979
i should bring this subject up to a manticore

If I saw a cow I'd moo at her from over the fence

>>44985967
beware the gym bunnies

I want to be a spoiled house husband to a bunch of monster girls.

>>44985981
>And I have posted tacticool Mamono before yet it have not been banned from it
Why do you think I give a fucking shit? The point is that people who do post retarded military nonsense with MAYBE a monster girl slapped onto the image are nothing but unwelcome baggage that exist to be fucking annoying like you. I get that newfags like you don't actually give a shit about board or even thread culture which is why you dipshits refuse to actually lurk before posting but again stop acting dumb or just shut the fuck up and stop posting.
>All this nonsense about why you got blocked from posting
Again, never I nor anyone who posts here gives a single fucking shit so stop trying to pretend people do.

>>44985977
She already had her personal life dug through back at her last job and at worst she has some generic left-leaning opinions. She's pretty harmless and the friend that told her to go to KC for a design literally read out a couple profiles on her own stream so I highly doubt she doesn't know who she's going to.

>>44985820
>ncr
Imagine being a ncr cuck, lmao legion chads can't stop wining

>>44985982
That's not a Comic Gaira girl, that's a vtumor.

>>44986071
i get that, but they're both things he's slapped his art on

>>44986043
>house husband
Why?

>Tactical mamano
Succ wave offensive is not tactics
Your casting squadron fucking their husbands harder is not tactics
A lim teleporting a wurm onto you is tactics, but rude.

>>44986090
get hip-checked, idiot

>>44986021
What could possibly go wrong?

>>44986077
I'm not sure why this is even a conversation anymore. You get a dmca in 20 minutes and he refuses to engage with us. I don't think KC is a very nice guy or particularly steadfast in his morals.

>>44985300
Its Halloween!!! So imagine monster girls dressing up for Halloween but instead of the usual monsters. They end up dressing and cosplaying as the great human heroes and religious figures who're deemed as "villains" and monster girl-haters. Imagine demons dressing up as Knights Templars, Doomguy and Adeptus Astartes.

>Demons dressing up as Doomguy
>Vampires cosplaying as Belmont Family members
>Ghosts and Phantoms dressing as the Ghost Busters
>A Valkyrie dressing as God of War: Ragnarok Kratos
>any mamono dressing up as Geralt of Rivia or a Witcher or
>Werewolves dressing as Ciri
>other demons and devil girl cosplaying as "Inquisitors" be it IRL Spanish Inquisition or the Warhammer Inquisition
>Gremlins and or Automatons dressing as Skiitari

Anything else I'm missing?

>>44986090
>>44986095
>Wurm turns to you with a gleeful look on her face
>her hitbox hits you back out of the room
>holy shit it does so much damage too

>>44986100
why the hell would he engage with us? leave the man alone

>>44985321
Look at that cat. That not even enough cloth to be called a dress

>>44986112
You mean his fans?

>>44986112
Can you go a minute without having kc cock in your mouth

>>44986118
Even if people here were "fans", being a fan does not entitle you to attention of any kind.

>>44986085
don't like to work. don't mind doing chores and I like kids and I like to cook

>>44986118
parasocial much?

>>44986128
We get lots of attention though. That's the problem.

>>44986100
>>44986123
Shut up mick, try going a minute without having some kind of a mental breakdown

please stop posting monster girls in the drama thread

What the fuck set him off this time?

It's every fucking day with this guy now

>>44986085
>time for vidya
>time for writing
>time to work on a garden
>time to experiment with cooking new recipes
>time to spoil my wives
>no need to worry about scheduling time off to go fishing, hiking, biking or hunting

A simple life is all I really want.

>>44986041
but they're really nice about spotting for me

>>44986173
meanwhile ms ghoul is lurking nearby waiting to pounce when your arms are busy

Post BIG monster girls!!!!!

>>44986164
Monster with a gun. She was probably going to *action* with it.

>>44986090
>>44986102
>Shampoo trusted you. I thought I could too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES YURI LEBEDEV KNOW YOU!?
>t.Succubus or Lilim captain

>>44986095
Fucking Sahaugin would be the one with those fucking wonky ass hurtboxes too.

>>44986102
>imagine not having a wurm layer title

>>44985905
Elins put into concrete terms what occasional other characters here and there happened to have before that: Big loli butt

>>44986198
you know they're going to zone you with the spear until they can land a hipcheck into tailswipe to stunluck you in the corner

>>44986212
I call shenanigans.

>>44986137
>>44986165
Do you all suck so bad at being men that you have to act like women, Jesus this is pathetic

I cannot imagine wurms with anything other than the LN wide mob faces anymore.

>>44986184
The gym is a sacred place. No monster would dare violate a man; not even one who went into the wrong locker room

>>44986239
OK

>the second one shitposter gets called a faggot all the other ones show up to get their attention with nothing done about them
>this will go on for hours on end
mods proving they don't deserve a paycheck

>>44986150
Not them but I've gotten tired of posting kemono here. So I won't do that anymore. I only really hate thread outsiders anyway.
It's not like anons are dmcaing themselves.
I will probably still post drawings sometimes

Good night, I suppose.

>>44986285
>. I only really hate thread outsiders anyway.
Nigger you're a fucking /vg/ refugee after you got booted out from there. You ARE the outsider.

>>44985775
Pretty much the same deal, I was originally pulled in by more extreme gals like hellwans and raijus, but as years went by I grew to prefer the softer types that (probably) wouldn’t break my dick as much.

>>44986198
>>44986212
>>44986221
Except I have a gun. But a high levels Legendary-tier Purple colored gun that does high damage! Let's see if hitboxes can save enemy Mamono from guns!

>>44986239
nothing wrong with wanting a quiet life.

>get remote speaker
>hide it somewhere on a roof or otherwise difficult to reach spot
>play crying sounds
>in hagville
Alright guys, lets get this epic prank going

Using demon contracts as cum tissues and toilet paper!

>>44986315
anon... most hags know how to cast Detect Boy

>>44986312
they just block it. no chip damage either

>>44986299
I will also still post dragons.

>>44986326
>no chip damage either
hey that's cheating! they need to at least build up stagger so I can stun them and get a direct hit!

>>44986239
I'm the aspiring house husband. You assume I want to be dominated by my wives. I want an equal relationship with multiple loving monster girls who spoil me as much as I spoil them. Curious that you look over my hunting, fishing and hiking hobbies which are traditionally masculine hobbies...

>>44986239
Does 'man' mean 'works a 9-5' to you?

>>44986315
>long, obvious wire leading from the speaker to your hiding spot

>>44986340
It’s just one of the shitstirrers because it’s that hour where the mods can’t be fucked. Ignore him.

if you found yourself in a predicament then chesh probably would offer you help but in reality would twist that help in a play on words to further worsen your predicament

>>44986379
Which is why you don't accept help from a chesh.

>>44986338
Always remember: time your blocks or parries whenever the quick green flash from a monstergirl's eyes whenever they're about to do those special attacks. Blocking and parrying when the green flash happens on the monster's eyes will result in the attacking monster being staggered and stunned momentarily.

>>44986393
Oh fuck off you're still here? Fucking christ.

>>44984431
>Anons changed more than the times.
Fuckin' aint that true. You'll never see a Spider and the Fly again. Or Vengeance or whatever that one was called.

>>44986385
it's the only way to shut tardcat up

>>44986404
What were those?

>>44986359
>remote speaker
I assumed you'd know its wireless

>>44986411
Just pretty popular writefaggotry from the /a/ days if I recall.

>>44986411
Spider and the Fly was Peterdnzl and Vengeance was YBA. I don't know what Spider and Fly had but Vengeance had shit like rape in the first chapter on a Centaur girl and then basically mindbreaking her into a sex slave and other unseemly shit like a Cheshire getting beaten/tortured to catatonia and fingers getting cut off. You know, the real 'fun, edgy shit'.

>>44986404
greystorm was pretty neat. probably didn't age well

Fuck all this shit
Make some comfy, cuddly greentexts
>man is stuck in snow zone
>finds a cabin
>rests up but is cold
>has to go out into the snow to get firewood
>scared that monsters will get him
>goes anyway
>manages to get firewood and return unscathed
>breathes a sigh of relief as he enters the cabin
>yeti was waiting behind the door

I'd let a military tacticool mamano who posts on 4mon k and tg play with her minis on my chest

>>44986444
got it
>man is out of water in his home
>he is very thirsty
>because he is out of water
>there was water, but not any more
>Then a holstaur brings him a bottle of water and they have sex

>>44986461
>then a holstaur brings him a bottle of water
If a cow read or heard this she would go berserk

>>44986404
I mean yeah, but I always wasn't entirely poo-pooing the change in what threadgoers like entirely either. The era of Writefags Past, was, for all intents and purposes 'The Wild West' era of the monster girl fandom on 4ch. It's nice to at times look at some of the old stories in retrospect and think back fondly to those times while remembering that sometimes edgy shit is just, at the end of the day, just edgy shit.

I guess TL;DR: Don't idolize the past and remember monoeyes are cute.

>>44986461
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>>44986477
Yet the logical end is apparently an anon that gets angry when any image that isn't mge is posted.

Why are angels so dirty-minded?

>>44986476
>be anon
>get injured in an accident
>portals open
>tell your new nurse you wish you had legs
>says that wont be a problem, and she knows just the person
>"Anon you wont want for legs ever again! Say hello to miss oomukade!"

>>44986477
Imagine being trapped in her clothes, unable to pull out, face in her tits, overwhelmed by her pheromones and bare skin

>>44986490
primarily because of bad faith spammers like you

>>44986501
You telling me anon lost both his legs and now gets the dorkiest, most obsessed gloombug who will carry him around everywhere like a big teddy bear?

>>44986518
I like monster girls in bad faith. It's just my thing.
I see a monster girl and am just thinking "damn, she'd look good as a human."

>be anon
>have a meeting with your anubis manager coming up
>need to get to work quickly, so you grab a coffee and sandwich from the coffee and sandwich shop
>need to travel to work, so you grab a taxi from the taxi shop
>anxiously waiting in traffic because too many people went to the traffic shop
>fuck it, leave the taxi and run the rest of the way to work by foot
>Midway, a hellhound rapes you

you wouldn't believe how many monster stories end with the twist "and then a monster raped him"

>>44986497

>>44986404
Good.

>>44986490
Eh, if he's going to do that it's his prerogative. I've spent too many years in here shitposting and becoming a sort of gay bogeyman to much care anymore.

>Go to war with neighboring monster kingdom
>Lose
>I must marry their queen to secure peace
>Win
>I must marry their queen to secure her lands
>If the queen isn't single I must marry her daughter

>>44986567
BOLLOCKS!!!

>>44986360
>it’s that hour where the mods can’t be fucked
There's 24 hours each day where mods can't be fucked.
They're unfuckable.
They don't do their jobs, neither!

>>44986587
This is what happens when you outsource your mods to slutty Automatons who marry Ennie T. Hackerman and love when he penetrates their firewalls with his 1980s shit.

>>44986583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KtAgAMzaeg

>>44986522
A common fate for any anon who loses his legs is to be carried around by various monster girls. Or you get cool robot legs from a gremlin. Take your pick.

How about you wimps ramp up the difficulty!? Ramp the difficulty up to Legendary and then get into fights with the Lizard girl Snipers/mge!Jackal Snipers. And then we can talk bullshit difficulty and unbalanced weapons and hitboxes.

>>44986649
shit i need to lose my legs and be an emotional support human for a bunyip
i'd get a sash and everything

Honestly I'd like to see more greentext involving some injury to work around
And I don't mean depressive shit like that kiki maiming herself, I mean monsters/anons being lovingly cared for and stuff like that.
That one imagine of the blind lizard girl gets me every time

>>44986655
she looks better with a blindfold

>>44986660
>Chesh gets into an accident
>Have to get her funny bone removed
>Anon finds his wife positively normal
>Nothing zany or wacky or whimsical
>Even asked her what updog was - nothing
>All in all an improvement

>>44986679
Anon, delete this.

Which monster girl has the best:
>Breasts?
>Waist?
>Ass?
>Thighs?

>>44986679
>chesh turned into a lapcat

>>44986660
it's pretty sappy but i did >>42568171 a while ago

>>44986686
ms demon

>>44986686
Entirely subjective Anon. Some might say Sabbath girls have the best breasts while others say Holstaurs with 100ZZZ cup sizes are the best.

Paganism and gene splicing is important

>>44986686
Holstaur for all.

>>44986701
Wrong thread?

Impregnate foxes.

>>44986722
>>>/vg/
Go away

>>44986701
Retard.

>>44986686
>Breasts?
Baphomet
>Waist?
Wight
>Ass?
Wight
>Thighs?
Wight

>>44986771
Behold, the Mofu Torus.

Looks like the raiders got off vacation again.

>>44986660
>Be anon
>Lose eyesight in a darts accident
>Sucks, but at least your other senses grow to compensate
>Have got super strong sense of smell for example.
>Your carer, miss troll, used to have to guide you around in those massive hands of hers
>But she took it upon herself to teach you the wonders of flowers
>Now, you can navigate by the smell of flora alone
>For example, she leaves lavender next to staircases, and orchids next to draws
>It helps you have a garden. She tells you that since she arrived it's never seen a better bloom.
>With her birthday coming up, you even recently managed to put together a present for her from the things grown in your garden and elsewhere.
>It was hard to do it in secret, given how often she stays over (you cant go in the guest bedroom anymore, the smell for your powerful nose is too much). It was difficult to get long enough alone to put it together
>It was worth it though.The best part was learning the secret language of flowers from her, and then secretly using it to make your gift.
>Perhaps a bit cliche shes fond of roses
>You can only imagine her face when you give her the bouquet.
>Then again, you can only imagine how beautiful the face of a girl as kind as her is

>>44986767
>best ass
>not anubutt

>>44986686
shog for all

>>44986787
Very nice

>>44986794
dangerously fertile

I think fairies are underrated, honestly id wanna visit the Twilight realm

>>44986787
cute

>>44986787
I wonder how excited a monster would be when she turns her disabled husband into an Incubi and gets to see his face as he realizes all the issues with his body are all gone now.

>>44986828
Shitty facebook-tier meme

>>44986838
tell that to merses eye
you don't necessarily need all your body parts to be whole

>>44986849
>tell that to merses eye
She could just be wearing it still because she's a dork. Also I'd imagine a monster would at least want their husband to live as optimally as possible and it would be hard to do if you can't even see.

>>44986814
They all look like they're having fun except the fairy with the eye patch. She needs to lighten up.

>>44986814
What are they going to spend his money on?

I'm going to commission unusually large monstergirl tits and no one can stop me

>>44986929
you fiend

>>44986929
So, big harpies, then?

>>44986686
>Breasts
Hellhound
>Waist
Hellhound
>Ass
Hellhound
>Thighs
Hellhound of course.

My spicy cooking will keep the monsters away

>>44987023
Hellwans eat spicy food like we eat mayo anon.

>anon thinks his spices keep monsters away
>tacokots and hellwans are merely having a stalemate

Alright, what's your monster OC? What's she like? Is she the one you hope will marry you after the portals open?
If you don't have an OC you can tell us what your favorite monster is and what you wish her personality was like.

>>44987048
>>44987064
They're not ready for the level of heat I can make; I'll have them begging for something mild

>>44987064
I'll have to inform those two that Anon doesn't date colored women.

>>44987077
I've got one OC but I genuinely can't fathom them marrying me, they're a Lilim chimera with the power of some of the strongest monsters. She's part of the radical faction but she's looking into extra dimensional worlds to invade. Am considering making her a chaos girl instead though since I love chaos monsters

>>44987064
The final showdown between the Tacokot and Hellwan will be a chili cookoff. The Tacokot will be using Merciless Pepper of Quetzalacatenango.
The Hellwan will be using chocolat 7 peppers. Anon will not survive this challenge.

>>44987142
>Anon refuses to eat either chili
>when asked why he states that he only eats food that will actually taste good

>>44987142
They better be careful or some cajun gator will sneak in with her family's gumbo recipe and steal him away

>>44987077
Literal white skin with silver inlays almost like circuit diagrams but much more elegant and artistic, though no less geometric. Two silver horns that extend from the temples, curve in front of the forehead, and taper into needle points. Blue iris and sclera with what looks like more silver inlays and filigree. Very long black hair but shines like impossibly thin metal wire in the light. Thick eyebrows she has a complex over

Magic user, has to sing to do it and has a bond with two miniature semi-autonomous devices that provide accompaniment based on subconscious commands while she sings. Has the ability to manifest matter, take control of machines that operate on similar principles, and direct and control energy. Although all of those things take time as any use of magic has to be sung rather than simply performed

Artificially created rather than born. Trained to be austere and composed in the extreme, but secretly wants to sing for its own sake rather than simply for the utilization of magic. Loves children. Desires to be more "human" in spite of her manufactured background and utility as more of a machine than a person

>>44987113
A chaos lilim chimera sounds pretty powerful
Also not too weird considering what the other lilim are like. Think we have a bug lilim somewhere too.

>>44987077
A Balrog. Goes from an uncharacteristically demure big breasted waifu when engorged on fire to a msgk when shrunk with water. I would hope she’s the one who finds me.

>>44987077
A Holstaur but bigger.

>>44987193
Yeah I really do love the concept of a Lilim like that, mostly because I like the idea of a Lilim trying to invade our world. Imagine she's watching and catching souls who want to go to MGE land. No way she'd be my soulmate though, like I can't even fantasize about her like that. It's like that SpongeBob episode where Mrs Puff said not even in your dreams square pants and kicked him out of the dream

>>44987221
A big holstaur

>>44987225
Druella is cute. Cute!

>>44987226
The bigger Holstaur theory.

>You wake up one day and end up in MGE land
>You start hearing a heavy breathing and heavy dripping
>turn around and see this staring at you
Do you accept your fate or run?

>>44987280
>Not a snek
I run

I run fast

>>44987280
Isn't that a lim? If so, there's no way in hell I'm getting out of there un-raped

>>44987280
just go back to sleep

>>44987280
"Hey there cutie pie, you wanna hold hands and maybe go for a romantic walk in the park?"

>>44987280
I'm gonna fucking fight for my life.

>>44987280
I'll stay but she needs to calm down a bit,
I'm too tired for this. I'm down to cuddle for now though. We can figure stuff out after I get some sleep.

>>44987230
It's a damn shame there's so few Lilims, iirc... get back to breeding monster lord Lilith, spawn more of these god-tier succubi!!

>it's been two months since the portals opened
>things have finally settled down after the Demon Lord chucked all the world's nukes into space and told everyone that the mamono were here to stay
>I've been living life, business as usual, and quietly freaking the fuck out because holy shit they're real, it's all real and now they've moved in to stay
>nothing has happened to me so maybe I'm just not lucky enough to get the Valkyrie waifu who will join me on COOL GUY ACTION HERO adventures
>watch the news and hear that there are crystals the monster girls have started using to find their soul mates in our world
>neat, hopefully a banging hot Valkyrie comes flying in so I can become a hero
>wake up one morning to the smell of something being cooked
>dog is missing from the bed
>oh god no please tell me my dog didn't get a magical sex change and become a Cu Sith
>peek around the corner into the kitchen
>there's a monster girl in a maid outfit cooking something with bacon in it, definitely a Kikimora, with the big dumb lab at her feet waiting for scraps
>see an undead of some kind, probably a Wight with the really expensive looking dress sitting at the table sipping tea and having a slice of my banana walnut bread
>they don't notice me and I sneak away towards the living room where I hear the TV on
>peek in there and see a Minotaur watching a boxing match with her legs kicked up on the coffee table
>here an, "OH MY," from my office
>oh shit
>peek in and see a Fox of some kind watching porn on my PC while the Unicorn beside her blushes as the Fox asks if she'll be able to replicate certain positions
>I need to escape, otherwise I'll never be a cool guy action hero
>back up and turn to head out
>run face first into Minotaur tits and find myself getting lifted in the air
>"Hey there hubby, 'bout time you woke up. Looks like I've got first dibs."
>hear a, "NO FAIR," that fades away as I'm rapidly carried back to my bedroom
>get a peek out from the MinoTits long enough to see the Kikimora feeding the dog bacon
>she winks as I get carried past the kitchen, down the hall and to the bedroom
>as I get tossed onto the bed, I finally notice five orange-sized crystal balls sitting on my nightstand
>all five have blue arrows pointing directly at me
>that explains that, guess this is my life now

>>44987497
love stuff like this anon thank you
I do wonder what my soulmate/mates would be like

>>44987497
>Dog loves kikiwife
There's the one. Your head wife.

Weasel tits.
Please be advised: Sucking on them will make your mouth numb

There's nothing quite like having a sleep over with your best friend like the good old days when you were little

>>44987280
I'm gonna fuck for my life.

>>44987583
Thanks Anon, I just rolled up five random mamono and figured I'd do a cheeky little green text while the melatonin drags me closer and closer to exhaustion.

>>44987589
As if anything else were possible with a harem such as this.

>>44987497
>Ms. Lich drives up to a house in a bus
>she opens the door and calls out one of the many zombie passengers
>hands her an orb and gives her a kiss on the forehead before gently pushing her off the bus
>"call me later okay"
>she waits for the zombie to stumble up to the door and knock
>a man peaks out and the zombie immediately grabs him
>Ms. Lich gives a very slight smile before closing the door and heading to the next stop on the list
Ms. Lich is a good mom

>>44987627
>As if anything else were possible
I'd give even odds to the unicorn and the fox wouldn't be THAT unlikely. No chance of the minotaur taking the lead in anything other than strength though.

>>44987634
Maybe once the Unicorn reaches her final form. The Fox might be mischievous and cunning enough to lead the wives, you're right.

>>44987653
>Maybe once the Unicorn reaches her final form.
Oh god.
>Five monsters roll up at Anon's house
>The unicorn sighs
>She hasn't even gotten dicked once yet and it's already time to start buying black clothes
>She pulls out her orb and starts browsing the Racy's catalog while the kiki keeps the minotaur from battering the door in long enough for the kitsune to magic open the lock
It occurs to me that I hadn't considered magic lockpicking, or even something as simple as a Mage Hand to open locks. Fuck. I hope my future wife is still cautious enough to consider my autism and not let herself in.

>>44987631
>gives a letter to every zombie detailing their name, favorite food, favorite color and their hobbies along with Ms. Lich's address and phone number for when Anon has any questions or if he wants to bring over the grandchildren when he makes some
Lich Mom is a GREAT mom.

Dragonfuckers, what’s the appeal to you? I get they’re cool and all, but to me they always look too spiky and domineering for actual romancing (unless it’s something like a Ryu).

>>44987712
I just like being treasured

>>44987712
Only like malefs, but the pride, power, domaince is nice. I would have fallen for the one in mana cabana

>>44987712
big wings
big claws
big tail
fire breath
scales
horns
tsunderes are fun

>>44987712
I like slowly melting the tsun away

>>44987712
Tsunderes are a man's fantasy.

>>44987712
I like Gap moe

>>44987712
Good AA missile target. I hate them

>>44987684
I'm imagining their families dropping them all off at the same time and sharing awkward looks as they realize their daughters/sisters all share the same soulmate.

>Unicorn's parents sharing an incredibly awkward look and her sister breaking out into hysterical laughter
>Unicorn starts putting half of her clothes back into the van while her sister makes Bicorn jokes before getting shushed by UnicornMom
>UnicornDad pats her on the head while she pouts and starts placing orders for new clothes
>Wight's parents are annoyed that their future son-in-law doesn't have a mansion on at least 10 square acres of land and keep trying to get Wight to bring at least five of her Skeleton servants with her
>WightMom slips a small bag of holding into Wight's pocket which is filled with precious gems and gold coins which Wight pretends not to notice
>MinoMom is happily sharing recipes for MinoMilk products with KikiMom and Kikimora while Minotaur is actively pretending to be deaf and contemplating just storming the house to guarantee first dibs on husbando dick
>Kikimora's sisters are all practically vibrating with excitement because they're going to meet their future Master Husbands over the next few days
>their parents bought them all brand new cleaning supplies and took them all to get Costco memberships to celebrate
>Kikimora keeps checking on all her gifts and daydreaming about spending hours in Costco stockpiling enough food to feed a family for two months straight
>KikiDad is checking the lawn out to see if his future son-in-law is as devoted to lawncare as he is he is not, he pays people to take care of that
>FoxMom hands each girl a book on sex positions that she wrote when she was a young fox of 571 years
>Little FoxSis asks the Unicorn if she has a front pussy or just a horse pussy in front of everyone
>FoxDad quickly scoops her and FoxMom up and drives off before they cause any more trouble
>Fox is already inside the house and nobody notices until she opens the front door to stop the charging Minotaur from breaking it down

I’m gonna make all monster girls into yanderes by using strange magics on them, it is the way of how things should be.

>get Isekaied
>Only 1 to 10 cigs to survive
I can't. Fuck this gay earth

>decide to roll my own five monsters to get in on this fun soulmate idea
>get a Kunoichi, High Orc, Titania, Mad Hatter and an Automaton
I have a feeling that it would be a decent first meeting only to freak my shit after getting jumpscared by the Kunoichi. At least the High Orc and Mad Hatter will be kept in check thanks to the Titania and Automaton.

>>44987919
Get to wonderland, they have smokes there. Probably got Newport full flavors.

>>44987959
Not the same thing, it's like scotch and cider. You can't get your dose with cider when you're addicted to strong liquor

>>44987959
>Black Cat

I want to give a Cheshire the silent treatment until she breaks character and starts whining for attention!

>>44987973
"I've come to deliver some lewd luck."

>>44987973
>+10 against chaos mamonos
>Reduce sanity loss
>Increase sanity loss

>>44985977
>Froot
I know this as a former admin of a söyjak themed bulletin board so it's very funny to me that there's some Vtuber cancer with the same name

Would you kill yourself if it opens the portal? You can't be revived

>>44987972
you're making a lot of assumptions here, like thinking there isn't a troll out there growing the best tobacco on either end of the portal
though they're more cigars because of her giant hands being unable to roll cigarettes

>>44988110
If it doesn't give you cancer, it's not a good cig and mamonos can't produces anything that hurt health therefore I'm doomed.

>>44987077
An elf-wight, who only discovered the ancient dhampir lineage to her bloodline after becoming a wight. It has some minor influences on her personality - primarily just in using ectoplasm fangs to LARP during sexy times. The sensation would be indistinguishable from the real thing. Hers was also a military family, so ontop of being high class and high status, she's got a strong bent of wisdom and stoicism honed through the fires of war, so she's Not Like The Other Elves™. Of course overall still smug and supremacist, she's seen enough shit to know that posture doesn't count for much once the arrows begin to fly.

Not a wight when I find her, though. Just a zombie in a forgotten tomb, cute and clingy for a big elf is the summation of her personality until snippets of her old self begin to return

>>44988125
so the good news is i know this lich who's into botany

Please do not leave raiju unattended near automata

>>44988156
Don't like lich.

>>44988090
post your gemmiest monsters

>>44988195
CHESHIRE SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>44988209
>memekots le bad ev&o they’re in the spades suit

checkmate CHUDDY

>>44988264
Ok, no sexo for five days. Happy?

>>44986340
He means being a wage slave my man. Laziness is good if you are rich but a poor person wanting to stay home is bad.

>>44988268
>Ok, no sexo for five days. Happy?

>>44988296
Why are you like that memekot ?

>>44988195

>I will never be an Eros crusader in terminator armor with a sorcerer Cheshire cat sitting on my power pack and sending powerful wonderland spells
It's raining today, feel bad.

>>44988195
Dormouse will always be a gem

>>44988443
>Eros crusaders in obnoxious pink armor that shines so bright it could be mistaken for neon
>Their mage wives are in equally pink robes and hats
I don't know if I could fight them, I would be scared of losing to fuckers in pink armor and I'll just take my raping from a monster rather than lose my dignity.

>>44987023
>anal prolapse

>>44988466
I will just paint one of the pauldrons with a bright pink, all the lenses will have pinkish glow and the auto canon will fire bright pink-purple demon silver bullets. I'm not a fan of the full pink aesthetic, it's too gay

>>44988482
Nah anon, it ain't gay, you got a take pride in eros, and your pink armor, unless your wife is an alp, then you are big gay.

So what would a abyssal crusader look like would they have purple armor with many strange tendrils coming from their back? Because fuck that pink shit.

>>44988511
I know but it's not pleasant to the eyes either, pink need to be balance by another more tamed color. Anyway, my project is to one day 3D print a chesh, convert a chaos terminator model into my self insert and build a little diorama. It's maybe too /tg/ so sorry in advance for this post.
>>44988515
It depends heavily from your abyssal wife, for exemple with a shog :
Cracks in the armor with dark purple tendrils and tentacules belongings to your wife coming out, yellow glows on lense, armor cracks and power pack, the armor would be old mat copper and vert de gris (mix of blue and green)

>>44988511
I know but it's not pleasant to the eyes, pink needs to be balance by an another, more tamed, color. Anyway, my project is to, one day, 3D print a chesh, convert a chaos terminator model into my self insert and build a little diorama. It's maybe too /tg/ so sorry in advance for this post.
>>44988515
It depends heavily from your abyssal wife, for exemple with a shog :
Cracks in the armor with dark purple tendrils and tentacules belongings to your wife coming out, yellow glows on lense, armor cracks and power pack, the armor would be colored with old mat copper and vert de gris (mix of blue and green)

Kill yourself ESL frog

Dead thread?

>>44988622
Yes well you see big numbers in the war today

>>44988627
What?
It's just the french faggot who repulsed everyone. Kill yourself if you read me baguette nigger

>>44988641
What he can’t talk about model making when we have talked about Lego and other things with Anubis. That you don’t think a Anubis wouldn’t marry a anon who’s into model making?

>>44988660
>>44988641
I'm sorry I have no idea what's happening but here's some beer

>>44988641
Watch out, she's got a gun!

>>44988660
He's french, it's a subhuman. He should be ban and murdered

hellwan love

Wake up to a body gaurd team
>griffon that patrols the skies when your out of the house
>kunoichi that hides in your shadow
>minotaur that gaurds the front door

>>44988660
I think it's just Mick trying a new shitpost. I don't know why but I think kiki would be more into wargames and model making

Yeah ok but does a monster still love me during my shower singing?

>>44988797
good luck singing when your manticore is forcefully smooching you and dominating your mouth so all you can do is taste and gag on her dexterous cat tongue.

>>44985712
The real meta is to have a piercing down there. It allows for enchantments but doesn't count as armor.

>>44987280
Contextual clues tell me that she's ravenously hungry and up for a good hunt.
So the first thing i do is try to get her to explain my situation to gain any information while i also scout for a way out. She will probably start her evil monologue about "turning me into her husband" and "loving me like no one ever has"(very evil things), and when she least expects it i would jump off the window and run as fast as possible.
From there it's up to her if she wants to toy with her food or go for the kill.

Having a terrifying ancient evil demon or malef as a wife and naming our hellspawn something dumb!

>>44989056
Beware of Tiffany the daughter of the Ancient Destructor.

>>44989056
I too am planning on naming one of my holstaur daughters druella.

>>44989056
>Steph the world eater (jabberwock)
>Lola the eclipse spawn (malef)
>Izzy the scourge of humanity (greenworm)

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>>44989084
>Not Mooella

>>44989242
Her house doesn't look structurally sound

Shoghole.

>>44989242
Why did you dmca the new girl?

>>44989296
You got any proof that it was the wikifag? Your schizophrenia doesn't count.

divorce and remarry your masochistic wife!

>>44989308
They are all the same. This isn't even a deflection.

>>44989296
Because it got leaked.
>>44989308
It's not his schizophrenia for once. I just told KC about it.

>>44989317
Cheat on your chimaera (snake personality) wife with your chimaera (goat personality) wife to make her jealous.

>doing it for free

>>44989317
Masochists get chains, not rings

>>44989405
I can't unsee it... Kc-sama, forgive me.