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never - she cleans herself via magic

she usually takes one of those helpless humans who wander too close to the SDM out of the dungeon and make them lick her clean. The human is later eaten by the SDM gate gaurd

>>4491086
Probably enough. She's a high class damsel, not a nerd.

You would love her even when she's unclean, wouldn't you, Anonymous?

>implying patchouli can get dirty

>>4491106
this. plus the odor would be moar of a turn on just being near her.

>>4491086
She's chronically ill and living under the same roof as multiple vampires, correct?

Do the math.

Part of her job is hygiene, she's a food item.

>>4491106
I would even eat her poop!

>>4491122


No. Just No.

NEVER, SHIT SUCKS

>>4491121
but she does have some of the strongest magic in touhou, am i wrong?

>>4491188
Two words: Royal Flare

>>4491188
hmm not really - perhaps the most varied

Why would a magician with powerful water magic need to take a bath?

>>4491188
Barring the existence of "ultimate magic," you would expect a sorceress youkai to be the greatest magician.

>>4491226
Humans have souls though, and that gives them an advantage that would atleast help them keep up with Youkai Sorceresses.

Of course, Marisa had training from a youkai magic user...so...I wonder if she was being trained to eventually become a Youkai?

>>4491252
The human lifespan would be inconvenient to someone with her ambitions, so even if becoming a youkai is not her specific goal she will probably do it anyway.

smelly patchy

Smelly girls are moe~

She's stinky.
Its a canon.

Two words:

SONIC SHOWER.

That's how they take a bath in SDM.

>>4492170
Of course.
She's the only touhou who appears in multiple games, but with always the same outfit.
She never changes clothes.

If she never eats anything, never does any exercise, barely moves at all, never goes outside, and lives in a clean place, she probably doesn't even need to wash that often to be clean. She drinks tea, that's about the only thing that could get her dirty.

I want to force-wash Patchy because she so stinky.

>>4492206
>She drinks tea, that's about the only thing that could get her dirty.
and coffee

Patchy farts.

>>4492208
this

>>4492198
because her clothes are perfect.

>>4492221

>>4491086
1. Vampires don't like water.
2. SDM has no running water.
3. Patchy lives in SDM.

Therefore Patchy doesn't bathe.

>>4492513
She have her magic....

Never because shes not real.

>>4492513

Vampires only don't like big amounts of running water. Like a river or heavy rain.

>>4492659
Patchouli is going to ruin that book if she reads it in the bath.

>>4492716
She has waterproof books that Marisa finds interest in reading in the bath.

>>4492690
I still don't understand why they are weak against rain. It doesn't make much sense.

>>4492596
sadly, this.

>>4492739
Because water is considered to be something with "purifying" properties throughout the world on many religions / etc.
And since vampires are evil beings...

>>4492659
so patchy tits or no tits?

>>4492769
Not evil.
How dare you?

>>4492793
Dare saying it again.

>>4492839
Why there is blood in her book?

>>4492839

>>4492847
time of the month

>>4492854
I see..

>>4492739

They aren't weak against it, they just don't like it.

Patchy tits.

>>4492942
Is this a loop page?

>>4492942
name of the author please.

patchy milk

>>4492964
[Himawari Manjyu] Core!

>>4492942
Politely requesting name of source doujin.

patchy no tits.

>>4492985
thank you, kind sir.

>>4492994
....

read >>4492964 then >>4492985

>>4492998
no tits > tits

>>4491086
You look around the library, searching for the one source of light in this gloomy place.
Ah, there it is, a small clearing in the man made forest of books and dusty shelves.
She's sitting there as always, surrounded by books and reading one by the soft orange glow of a candle that never seems to go out.
You approach her from behind, slowly sneaking your way behind her...
You gently grab her waist from behind and she gives out a little yelp before realizing who it is.
A small warm smile crosses her normally apathetic face as she looks back to you and says "Ah, so good to see you again.".
You instinctively draw yourself closer, hugging her around her neck as you rest your head on hers.
She gives out a approving deep murmur, you can tell she's smiling, even if you can't see her face.
You bury your face into her hair, taking a long deep smell of her odor.
And then you throw up.

>>4493040
FUCK YOU

>>4493040
post the others.

reported for not being /jp/ related

>>4493108
Eh?

She baths in the semen of men. Best way to get clean.

I take showers once or twice a week. It's when my face feels icky, hair gets oily and layers of dead skin cells pile up on my scalp that I decide to take a shower. I absolutely cannot STAND that feeling and really is the only reason why I ever shower.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMxHiS8KP5k

>>4493252
no u

>>4493269
That is really disgusting. Once or twice a week? I shower once or twice a day. Even if you're a shut in, your body odor will permeate your dwelling if you don't bathe at least every other day. You may not be able to smell it, but others can.

I enjoy bathing. It's very refreshing. I can't understand why anyone would bathe so infrequently.

>>4493269
Are you patchy? i <3 you

>>4493380
I don't do it because I suffer from OCD, so showering takes me a long time and exhausts me as well. I try to shower once every other day, but when I have nowhere I need to go anyway, I have little incentive to do it unless I really stink of sweat or my hair is really greasy.

I never go outside without having at least showered the day before, though. I am afraid to go outside if I'm not reasonably clean, also when I haven't brushed my teeth.

>>4493501
>>4493269
this, if I could find a girl like this I would dress her like patchy and live happily.

>>4493040
>You bury your face into her hair, taking a long deep smell of her odor.
>You jizz your pants.

fixed

I thought Patchy smelt like patchouli.

>>4496058
does that smell sweat? wholesome? or bitter?

>>4496070
its an herb, but i have never smelt one before. but there is perfume you can buy.

>>4496107
so its probably musty? which is good if it's not strong as shit.

>>4496070
>>4496107
>>4496125

Hippies will occasionally wash with patchouli scents, and it's a a popular incense with them. If you're a minority, you'll recognize it as the way that unwashed white NEETs smell. We mexifag NEETs smell like cumin.

I don't know the logic of it, but it plain smells horrible to everyone.

Patchy's always sitting on her books or making chairs out of them. Does she...does she ever, you know, let out a fart onto them? I wonder if Patchy's chair-books smell like her delicious gas? What if she accidentally gave one of the books she farted on to Marisa? Would she smell it?

>>4496160
It's the same when you fart while sitting in your chair. It disappears in atleast an hour.

>>4496160

First /jp/ speculated on whether Ran passed gas while Chen was resting in her tails, then what it smelled like, and now Patchy.

Oh you, /jp/.

>>4496160
i'm pretty sure the fumes would have dissipated when she went to lend out her books. unless she let one out as she went to lend it to her.

>>4496194
But she's a sorceress. Surely she could use her magic to manipulate her farts in ways we can only imagine. And Marisa's a magician too, she could cast something like Dispel Illusion if Patchy tried to hide it.

>>4496160
>Would she smell it?
How else does she get off?

>>4496160
farts are sadly and odor you have to get directly from the source. most other body odors though are strong enough to stick to clothes. to bad most laundry soaps have such a strong odor themselves though, they can really contaminate the true smell even after the clothes have been used.

>>4496215
As much as I know Patchouli isn't familiar with any Illusion-like magic and does only have spells on her that fit into the destruction category.

>>4496237
after everything she's read I wouldn't be surprised if she had a whole whack of spells in every category.

>>4496247
We can't say that for sure. Of course we only see her engaged into danmaku, hence why we only see her aggressive spells and that's exactly why I think she has only Elemental spells. If she would be familiar with Illusion magic she would have surely used it in combination with her danmaku (like Reisen does as an example).

>>4496262
unless of course she holds back because of her lazy nature. she doesn't like putting forth effort in anything other than reading. for all we know she could be holding back and could actually be on tier with Yukari. wow that's a scary thought actually.

>>4493725
win.

I took a shower about 2 and a half hours ago.

During it I fapped to the thought of Patchouli taking a shower with me.

>>4496436
Wow...uhm..yeah...good for you

I would love to become her food for knowledge

>>4496494

SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE? The filename doesn't really help much...

>>4496510
seconding, no results from iqdb, saucenao, or tinyeye

>>4496510
that would be this.
>>4492985

>>4496529
>>4496510
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/133575/c2405dbdd4/

>>4496070
If I were to compare the scent to something, it'd be honey + wheat + dust. The perfect smell for a library, really.

>>4496559
awesome.

I wish pacthy was my mom...

Leave your room for a bit, Anon. Go smell the outside air then come back. Yeah the library smells like your room.

You can read books in the tub, I imagine she probably spends too much time in there

>>4498175
Forgot your picture.

>>4498149
My rooms smell a bit musty/fusty/stuffy/fuggy (I don't know the word that is most appropriate, it lists these 4 in my dictionary for the word I want to use) so that's probably correct.

>>4498149
my room smells of sex. hmmm probably should clean my sheets

>>4498149
The library smells of old sperm?

>>4498414
>>4498410
LMAO

look at this creature. would you not love her even if she had horrible body odor?( though I would probably force clean her if she smelled too bad)

>>4498502
Would eat her poop?

14

Marisa likes her, she can't smell that bad

>>4498520
What's that doujin where Marisa can smell Patchouli arriving?

>>4498517
uhm no, not really into scat.

>>4498553

>>4498661
now what the name?

>>4498786
Happy Flame Time
Summer - Running in Search for Coolness