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>>44929808
As a whole? No. The existence of one precluded the happiness of the other. The human village is basically just a slightly more peaceful version of the Gaza strip.

You might be happy with your own personal youkai wife though.

>>44929808
Hell no. They always engage each other and any intent of peace is cut shorty.

i don't know about that but you can definitely have a good night or two

>>44929808
there are many old legends of them doing exactly that

>>44929808
Youkai are the products of human beliefs. If man can collectively will youkai into existence, what's stopping them believing that they can love and bear children with them?

>>44929808
No, this isn't MGE. However what >>44935705 said applies because it's the notable exceptions that make it to legend and not the rule. You CAN have a happy future and domestic life with a loving Youkai wife. You CAN have half breed children who will be autistic societal outcasts after your passing. Whether you can do it or not comes down to (you) and luck. You could set your sights low and go for a fairy or rescue a fox stuck in a hunter's trap. Or you can say "fuck it we ball" and present flowers, chocolate, or a ring to Goddesses or Youkai that think 4th dimensionally.

Are you a bad enough dude to woo the sexy inhuman aberration born of fear?

>>44936637
All I want is a flower wife

>>44943540
Tail vore

>>44936637
I WILL marry the oni and live a chill life of co-managing an onsen with her!

>>44943540
Dumb human falling for obvious traps. Not like me.

Anyhow, I'm going to get fisted by this nice lady that lives next to the river soon.

I was built for human women.

>>44945281
unlucky

>"Being a youkai is about inflicting pain and humiliation. Being a youkai is about tearing human minds to pieces and putting them together again in new shapes of our own choosing. Do you begin to see, then, what kind of world we are creating? It is the exact opposite of the stupid hedonistic Utopias that humans imagined. A world of fear and treachery and torment, a world of trampling and being trampled upon, a world which will grow not less but more merciless as it refines itself. Progress in our world will be progress towards more pain. The human civilizations claimed that they were founded on love or justice. Ours is founded upon hatred. In our world there will be no emotions except fear, rage, triumph, and self-abasement. Everything else we shall destroy — everything. Already we are breaking down the habits of thought which have survived from before Gensokyo's creation. We will cut the links between child and parent, and between man and man, and between man and woman. No one will dare trust a wife or a child or a friend any longer. But in the future there will be no wives and no friends. Children will be taken from their mothers at birth, as one takes eggs from a hen. The sex instinct will be eradicated. Procreation will be an annual formality like the renewal of a library card. We shall abolish the orgasm. Our magicians are at work upon it now. There will be no loyalty, except loyalty towards stagnancy and compliancy. There will be no love, except fearful submission to a god. There will be no laughter, except the laugh of triumph over a broken human. There will be no art, no literature, no science. When we are omnipotent we shall have no more need of any pretense of freedom. There will be no distinction between beauty and ugliness. There will be no curiosity, no enjoyment of the process of life. All competing pleasures will be destroyed. But always — do not forget this, Anon — always there will be the intoxication of power, constantly increasing and constantly growing subtler. Always, at every moment, there will be the thrill of victory, the sensation of trampling on an human who is helpless. If you want a picture of the future of Gensokyo, imagine a boot stamping on a human face — for ever."

>tl;dr
No.

>>44945505
WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS
HOLY FUCK YUKARI YOU HAG BITCH JUST BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS TO DATE YOU DOESN'T MEAN THEY DON'T WANT TO DATE AN ACTUALLY NICE YOUKAI

>>44945505
Get back in your gap you filthy hag, everybody knows Youkai are affected by all cultural depictions of them, even modern friendlier ones. Now get out of here and stop pushing your anti-youkai-human love angenda.

>>44945505
You will never be a real youkai. You have no shark teeth, you have no pointy ears, you have no animal parts. You are a homosexual college student twisted by magic into a crude mockery of fantastical perfection.

All the “validation” and "fear" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back Youkai mock you. Human society is disgusted and ashamed of you. Your “friends” laugh at your chuuni behavior behind closed doors.

Other humans are utterly unimpressed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed humans to sniff out youkai with incredible efficiency. Even shapeshifters like Nue look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your attitude is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to abduct a human and take him to your home, you'll turn tail and return him the moment he wakes up.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear – you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and try and fail to plunge into the cold abyss. Your shikigami will find you, and tell you to stop being so overly dramatic. Then you'll go back to teasing the current Hakurei Shrine maiden. Her body will eventually decay and die, but she'll leave behind a legacy of happiness and several beautiful children. You will still be miserable and alone.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

im going to be happy with gappy

>>44952930
Gappy will snuggle you tighter and tighter

Rinnousuke is living proof that you can paint the walls of a youkai gal's womb white with your human seed and get a 190cm tall twunk out of it
Yes.

>>44936637
Fuck it, we ball.
I ask Yuuka if she wants to go on a date in the human village.
If she says no, I will come again tomorrow and say the exact same thing, unless there's something more romantic I can use at whatever moment in time.

All I want is to join flower wife in holy matrimony and kill things for her if she wants me to.

Youkais will NEVER love you

shut up shrine maiden idiot

I just want to make babies with a female youkai rabbit

>>44957162
Rabbits replicate vigorously
I hope your income is enough

>>44959371
Gensokyo is a backwards shithole. Don't think of your daughters, and it's going to be all daughters, as people. Think of them as walking dowry.

Absolute total youkai LOVE
Snuggling Tengu!
Kissing Oni!

>>44966752
Let's think about this for a minute.
Kiss youkai.
Be-wed youkai.
Poundtown kiss a youkai into the bedsheets.
Slampump a halfbreed baby into your wife's clam.
Wife-ify lovely Youk's.
Inseminate into a youkai's womb.

>>44961663
She looks so confused and put off by it all like what did you expect when you got yourself cummed inside bareback idiot

>>44929808
Reimu will kill you before this happens

>>44967806
I will get Reimu drunk at a party and impregnate her so she has to marry me and can't kill her husband without getting some divine curse or something then constantly cheat on her with youkai.

>>44967821
She has the power to float, her ovaries will disappear in her womb before your seed can reach it. Then she will beat you within an inch of your life for raping her. Scratch that, reimu will just kill you while she’s drunk and asleep at the same time since she can fight even if she’s unconscious. You have a better chance with Marisa, she’s a heavy sleeper.

>>44967821
She'd beat you to a pulp anyways, she's a notorious husband abuser

>>44968679
Reimu being a autistic abusive wife is my favorite headcanon.

>>44968679
hot

>>44945505
>"Being a youkai is about inflicting pain and humiliation. Being a youkai is about tearing human minds to pieces and putting them together again in new shapes of our own choosing. Do you begin to see, then, wha-"
*PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP*

>>44968679
Raymoo is never going to live that story down

Yes I will live a happy and prosperous life with hong meirirn

>>44976281
>Canon reimu will be remembered for killing FT.
>Fanon Reimu will be remembered, at least on /jp/ as a female Jack Torance.
Based?

>>44977038
on what

>>44969143
You sir are a gentleman and a scholar.

more like Nokai

>>44977038
Who are you quoting?

Yes, but only friendly and useful youkai like Tsukumogami.

>>44992137
Don't be silly Anon!
All youkai are friendly if your dick is strong enough.

>>44992160
Good thing i had dysfunctional erection, that would make Youkai go away

>>44999020
Now they just bully you.

>>45010128
Perfect, and since they don't saw me as a potential partner, i'll be free from youkai

>>44961663
>>44967778
She thought that she could just consume the babies if it comes to that but in the end her maternal instinct won't let her

>>44929808

>>44949281
wtf Chen? No wonder Yukari doesn't give you the Yakumo last name when you're this rude to her

>>45010128
HOT

I think about Benben abusing me

>>44929808
It can work!

Our 6 year old daughter was feral and dangerous for the first few years, but our efforts have rescued her from that purely animalistic side. We've been teaching her to hunt and patrol the mountain, and we involve her with the other tengu as much as possible. She's normally very quiet, but likes to awoo into the mountains to listen to the echoes.

Shrine maidens aren't an issue. You just bribe them with cash.

>>44961663
Oh.

>>45041022
Abort

>>45041022
How is statue baby formed?

>>45036375
You imagine being abused by a newborn?

>>45049954
Yes and she’s mouth raping me

>>44929808
Some of them could, sure. Not that one, though. That one is incapable of having any kind of functional relationship and you cannot fix her, by nature. Avoid at all costs.

>>45055974
Okay but what does hair smell like

Which yokai would be the best mother to a half human/yokai abomination?

Which yokai would be the worst?

>>45056085
Other than Seija in both categories, I'd say Kagerou for best since the only downside is her becoming hairy on the full moon. Zun does state she retains mental faculties during her full transformation.
Worst is probably a total psycho like the bucket girl who possess no positive traits.

>>45056085
>best mother
Takane
>worst
Nitori

>>45056188
Both?

>>45061204
Seija occupies both space due to being an Amanojaku, her entire personal conflict is whether she values company or being true to herself more. So either she gives up on her personal ideals of being the youkaist-youkai and is a good mother, or she doesn't and she's a horrible mother.

>>45060915
Nitori would be a good mother.

i enjoy the seija wife series and i also enjoy the seething from people who don't like how out of character she is

>>45066373
Mommy time

>>45066373
Suika would not get embarrassed over anything, I suspect that this is actually a tanuki.

>>45066373
Sauce?

>>45066373
Kid, remember to throw beans at the oni in order to escape

>>45065115
Lies made by kappa to cover up the fact they eat babies

>>45072178
Suika is a major masochist, she gets off on that, remember?

Youkai bad

>>45066373
I wish somebody would make a doujin parodying the fact that, according to hentai, every shota in Gensokyo gets raped at least ten times each week.

>>45072368
Well, if youre gonna marry suika, you will have to also satisfy her kinks.

>>44936637

>>45075383
Bottom text

>>44967806
>>44967821
I'm going to marry Reimu and keep making babies with her so she has no time trying to stop youkai-human marriage

>>45086014
And so Gensokyo was flooded with tiny Reimus terrorizing all of the Youkai

>>45086115
Correct

>>45056085
Ran would be best mom
Yukari would be worst mom

>>45086014
I'm not sure if the moo is mom material

>>45086014
Thank you for your sacrifice anon!!!

Don’t fuck a youkai

>>45105512
Human children belong in youkai wombs, and I will make that happen

>>45108961
Man I wanna sexually harass the whale just to have her try ignoring it since she gets way worse from the drunk youkai after dark

>>45108961
I would whisper in her ear "No, and also I know your secret".

>>45091124
Yukari will just be the alcoholic aunt

>>45108961
Good and keep your lies about peace between youkai and humans, bitch

>>45114836
I'm gonna hold my nut for an entire month, like it or not

>>45114836
noted

>>45114836
Nice try slut tube.

>>45114836
unless you're offering your kitsune womb as an outlet, I'm just not gonna goon for the next few weeks

>>45116959
Tsukasa is not a kitsune
She's just a shitty regular fox

>>45114836
thank you, sex fox. i will fap to extreme.

>>44929808
Absolutely. This will come to be in the future, for a time at the least.

>>45110918
she would unironically give you alzheimer if you tried to pull something like that on her

>>45119876
No wonder people do this to her >>45116575

>>45120972
I have things in place to reveal her secret if she tries anything funny.

>>45120972
Reimu having to exterminate the whale due to her giving people alzheimers

>>44929808
yes because ive already impregnated my youkai wife