/jp/ - Otaku Culture

How do I stop a ghost from changing the channel on my tv to some random ass creepy thing, crawling out of the TV and then give me a blowjob?
It's the fifth time this week, I just want to watch the damn news.

>>44929819
If a Mantis was trying to get you to drop your pants, would offering her a bar of chocolate dissuade her from pursuing such a course of action?
Asking for a friend who's writing a story about it.

hellwan love

>>44929821
Read the paper for your news.

>>44929839
But then all the text changes to how much she loves me and want to fuck me.

>>44929819
I love Onis

>>44929850
Radio.

>>44929856
Flat little onis with massive horns...

>>44929861
Radio is probably the most haunted thing out there. Might as well just by a cursed book while I'm at it.

>>44929821
Invite her to your pc and play spooky games with her.

>>44929897
Telephone then. If that also doesn't work, then you have no choice, but to become a deranged schizo.

>>44929829
No but head pats will stun lock her since it's the first time someone touch her

>>44929834
No, today is caturday

>>44929949

>trumpart gifts you a matching beret

So what level does a cheshire get her secret class unlock with all the super powerful one shot spells? After all why would the guild allow a useless cat become an adventurer and soak exp and gold all while being carried if she didn’t become powerful later

>>44929949
I love cats
They are soft and purr

>>44929993
Guild issued emotional support cat.

>>44929979
>Wear the trumpart beret
>Feel a change come upon me
>My mind rewriting itself
>Memories of things I’ve never done flood in
>+10 to gambling

>>44929993
No wonder cheshires teleport their asses into your face. Just look at that butt

>>44929834
I too love Hellwans

>>44929994
Me too, resting your head next to a purring cat is bliss
>>44929993
They can teleport, it's OP

>>44930210
Green onaholes

>>44929994
Even mamono love cats! Look at Miss Ushi's kitty!

there was a couple of stories of women getting turned in to ushi onis
cant find them now sadly

Humans were made to rule over beast girls that it is our birth right, that we were put in charge over the creatures of the Earth never forget that men.

>>44930267
There's a chunk of Magus' Corruption Clinic where that happens:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/30489933?view_adult=true

I feel like there's at least 1-2 other stories like that, but can't find them easily.

You know if KC really claims to hate NTR, as he rightfully should, why the fuck is the only way of note to make a Bicorn in the profile still infidelity?

>>44930259
Look at this kitty.

>>44930295
thanks my guy
I say we need more transformation stuff

>>44930298
Mate, it is worth noting that his closest confidantes believe in sun demons, jesus, and are just generally crazy.

>>44930310
Only ones that comes to mind are the MGE rpg make games (both of them glorified walking sims) and that one blacksmith chick becoming a dragon and brutalising the salamanders that bullied her

>>44930311
>Sun demons
I never got this, I know some people say Saturn is a portal to hell, but the sun that’s a first unless they’re specifically talking about the black sun stuff (solar eclipse rituals).

>>44929949
Hellnyan love.

>>44930327
>blacksmth becoming a dragon
Her name was Ilothe or something like that, its an oldie story from ELH IIRC

>>44929908
Going full schizo by getting a harem of ghost girls!

>>44930349
Magmatits was best girl too because she was based on a Monster Hunter wyvern.

>>44930340
Oh, indeed. Thanks anon

>>44930366
I remember now!
it was an ankantor, really fucking angry elder dragon

>>44930259
Really cute, love that chesh haircut

Know what, fuck you
[Exorcises your Malef]

>>44930429
I'm already bored of talking about malef.

>>44930429
With those legs and tail she looks more like a resurrected undead dragon.

can you hear the singing spacer anon?

>>44930429
This is one of the most horrifying pieces of art I've seen in a while.

>>44930511
No

>>44930511
Do you hear the voices too?

>>44930546
Yes, like a metallic scream when I'm in-between deep sleep and falling asleep. Never had that until I took shrooms 2 years ago. I like to think that it's just my wifi trying to contact me

>>44930546
The smug. It haunts me in my dreams.

Soon or later everything returns to crab.

There is no point leaking the slime now because KC is probably not going to answer weekend dms.

Sooner or later everything returns to crab.

>>44930639
>HFW she knows that her dna is inside you now and the transmutation process is beginning to occur.

>>44930546
Ground Control to Space Anon
Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me Space Anon?
Can you hear me Space Anon?
Can you hear me?

>>44930680
Spiders greatly resemble crabs

>>44930680
Crabs are just water spiders so in actuality things return to spider. All part of the Nacho’s plan.

>>44930683
Silly anon, i'm the one that creampied her. Surely you mean my DNA inside her, right? Right?

>>44930688
>Shog takes over satellite
>begins broadcasting the song of her people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCuBalItZA8

>>44930701
Are you reading my thoughts Anon?

>>44930715
There are some non-euclidean concepts regarding the insides and outsides of objects you may want to start learning about pretty soon

>>44930715
You know how shogs work, the fusion with wife will begin shortly.

>>44930739
Whatever brings me closer to my eldritch maidwife.

>>44930311
Oh shut the fuck up.

>>44930861
I can no longer sleep becuase my cait sith waifu is deaaaad.

post 'taur

>>44930958

>>44930958
I don’t have taur on my phone but I do have this.

>>44931199
>literally onahole sized baph

>>44931219
Don't engage with it.

>>44931219
Pretty big onahole.

I want to know what Fallen God's milk tastes like.

>>44931219
Imagine

>>44931229
You know, the whole reverse uno thing you keep trying wouldn't be so sad if majority of the thread didn't know you are a pest

>>44931219
>>44931239
Now that I think about it, imagine a Bapho leading a Fairy Sabbath. One that shrank herself to Fairy size and gave herself wings, or is a Bapho-Fairy hybrid in the first place.

>>44931196
just add horns on the hporc and she can be 'taur

>>44931271
I do nothing but post art almost all thread. Most of it is just random mg artists.

>>44931251
Like you have been given eyes so that you may see. Beware the Old Milk, Anon.

>>44931297
more

>>44931296
>Old Milk
The forbidden hag milk

I am sad and worthless. I'll just ask the nearest dragon to incinerate me and relieve me of this existence.

>>44931374
she'd never waste a dragon like that

>>44931297
scary fangs, think I'll hang out with the dhamps instead

>>44931402
>he doesn't know

>>44931374
Actually, on a second thought, I'd ask this one to let me hug her tail a bit. It looks so juicy, thick and sexy.

>your seed is MINE!

Post monsters with bad intentions

>>44931546
It feels intentional that her belly is glowing in the last panel.

>>44930683
>>44930715
>>44930729
>>44930739
Blare:You see what we are talking about here is an organism that imitates other lifeforms and that it imitates them perfectly
>The Thing(Shogg) theme starts

>>44931546
The Cheshire Clan is up to something.

>>44931619
Should have posted your old fox sith.

>>44931199
Looked like a brap cloud from the thumbnail.

>>44931599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meU2gAU7Xss

>>44931199
I wonder if Yerb's taking requests now

In MGC bodyguards pay YOU

>>44931737
When he does he usually asks in the thread for suggestions.

>>44931765
Don't assume this harpies species like that.

>>44931765
I'm scared of accepting money from stranger women.
>>44931804
>human hands
>harpy

>>44931873
yes? Lots of harpies have human hands. It's a lot more helpful when you think about it.

>>44931886
>whores and gay shit: the anime
>>>/trash/

>>44931921
Technically it's the valks that betrayed their oaths.

>>44931765
But Ian but a humble farmer, I don't need a bodyguard

>>44931968
you need a 'taur though

What's wrong with Ms. White Horn? She looks like she's in distress

>>44932046
I guess it would be helpful to have extra hands during harvest

>>44932064
She's gotta poop REALLY bad, but she's in public. Cramping up fierce. And finding a toilet that's accessible for her is going to be a challenge.

>>44931968
>farmer anon with a plot of land somewhat far away from the city
>leading a leaceful life tendimg to his crops.
>dark valkyrie appears one morning in his room, standing there with a stern face
>anon freaks out ask her who she is and what is she doing there.
>she explains that she was given a job as his bodyguard by a higher up. She has already deposited her first payment in his account
>anon, not wanting to go against the emmisary of a god, tells her to at least get out of the room so that he can change
>Valk assures it is strictly necessary to watch him change as he could be attacked at any time.
>He dresses himself under her silent gaze.
>they drive to the temple in the city to confirm his situation
>this is anons life now.

Remember: tight pants, tight groupings.

>>44932137
Tight groupings don't matter when every arrows is essentially a mini mana bomb

>>44932137
i wonder how would a cupids arrowhead would taste

>>44929819

>>44932272
>eyes
>kinda yellow
>slime
oh no...

>>44932137
Also tight other things

If elves are so pure, then why do they wear so little clothing? Checkmate knife-ears.

i need a hag that pampers me to such a degree that my brain melts to goo goo gaga levels

>>44932516
They're so pure they don't need many clothes.

>>44932526
You'll get a hag that think she's still a high schooler and you'll like it!

Dork dragons

>>44932569
That's redundant; just call them dragons.

>>44931737
For his scribbles, you gotta wait around the weekend and hope for the best since the both the quality and his picks are completely random. You can always visit his twitter for the paid comm since these are open

>>44932569
Dragons are majestic and noble creatures.

>>44929819
cow pilled hebi

>>44929819
>"You're my Wingman?"

>>44932675
>you know...that other ryu are still bigger
how would she react

>>44932773
So, do all 3 of them use a litter box? That's the only way this makes sense.

So Choco gyaru succ or pale vanilla creepy neet succ?
They are both curvy and tall

>>44932930
pyrow

>>44932930
Creepy neet succ, obvi.

>>44932958
How about pale creepy pyrow? You need to get her make her shower and get her out of the house

>>44932930
I think the latter is more relatable.
>>44932980
I'm fine making her take a shower, but no need to leave the house, we can hang out at her place.

>>44932954
you're not even posting monstergirls at this point dumbass spammer

>>44932980
Don't put Miss Pyrow in the shower! She has misophonia and the sound of all that water boiling and hissing and steaming as it hits her flames drives her crazy.

>>44933004
So you want her stinky?

which monster girls have charge imput motions

>>44933003
Fucking newfag.

>>44932930
Imagine slowly fixing the creepy neet succ

Or making her ten times worse, personally I want a creepy neet succ to kidnap me and use me a piece of fuckmeat/daki until I mindbreak

>>44933014
>elf hentai
thanks for proving my point you spamming cretin. Why dont you post some actual monstergirls now?

>>44933009
Do you want her panicking in the shower and hurting one or both of you with her thrashing?

Horsepussy IN SPACE

>>44933067
Just kiss her, then clean her duh

>>44933012
Hinezumi

>>44933060

>>44933092
shes clearly stance change character

Ah right the hand sign that means "I'm a slut please pound my ass"

>>44933059
I’d be the extrovert and get her out of the house and tease her if she was watching porn in her room again?

>>44933127

>>44933100
All vampires are dorks.

Foxes are boring, go for Wurms, they are way better

>>44933100
Absolute dork
I mean look at that coffee mug
Pure dork energy

>>44932868
Bob

>mindless image dumping and gachashit
I sure wonder who's behind this and what his motives are.

>>44932675
snake milk

I don't want to go to the oni zone

i want to go into the oni zone and get drunk off of oni milk

im neutral towards the oni zone

>>44933209
Don’t you dare insult her mug. That is her favorite mug, it’s a limited edition!

>>44933260
>>44933248
anon, oni milk is the sweetest liquor you can taste

>>44933209
What kind of dork brings coffee in a mug to the beach?
>>44933248
It can come to you instead.

>>44933248
Don't worry
you are already in the oni zone

only blue onis are cool

>>44933127
What does this one mean then? My fox neighbor keeps making it whenever we see each other.

>>44933293
however,

>Jag vill bara spelar DOTA hela tiden!
How do you respond to this?

>>44933347
To please choose a different song. Every time you’ve come up to the mic it’s been the same shit over and over again.

>>44933347
>tak tak tak jebałem twoją starą, nara
and walk away

>>44933347
I don't respect Swedish speaking elves. Speak Finnish like a normal one.
>>44933379
Lepszej odpowiedzi bym nie miał.

>>44933398
In Finland everyone is required by law to learn Swedish

>>44933316
Stay away from her, Anon--I think those are gang signs! I saw some devil bugs make the same signs at me the other day and I skedaddled.

cuddly rabbit

>>44933456
Cute, feed her a carrot.

Keep your halloween candy safe this year anons.

>>44933472
cute

>go outside
>suddenly a huge dark valkyrie that has been waiting outside my house insists on following me "to protect me" even though I am just going for groceries
>and the grocery shop is less than 5 minutes of walking from my home

>>44933472
The progenitor of Wonderworms was the naughtiest Greenworm in history.

>>44933486
Many such cases.

>>44933472
>I suddenly have a great urge to- SMOKE

>>44933472
much as i may question the QoHs methods, i can't argue with the results

imagine wonderland Kunoichi

>>44933662
instead of hiding her presence, she makes herself so attractive and alluring you can't see anything else

>>44931520
Chuuni.exe is acting up again, how do I restart her?

>>44932528
God, I don't like elves, but the idea of wandering into a village of girls that aren't cunts is so appealing.

>>44933472
Imagine turning someone into best bug as a punishment.

>>44933280
>>44933292
I dont want to be squished!

So we all know the sole human boy in class needs to have periodical health checkups by the student council president and whatever momster he has been charged with since we can’t trust humans to even wash their own dicks.
But I think that’s unfair and we should estabilish a rotation system. Every week he should be in a different home of an elder monster and the daily dick inspec- health measure should be done by a different student.
The first week should be in the dragon mayor’s house and the first inspection by her younger sister. This isn’t nepotism; it’s proof they don’t let our higher social standing stay in the way of duty

>>44933666
and is clusmy in a sexy way like getting stuck in walls, falling onto the target like in an ecchi manga, getting tied up in her own traps and the like

>>44933747
How about being sat down on an oni's lap and given a pint?

>>44933781
I don't like alcohol, it tastes bad

best monstergirl to cure loneliness?

>>44933787
Then you get to sip a Roy Rogers and can't sit anywhere but her lap like a little boy you are.

>>44933787
How about a pint of strawberry milk, straight from the tap?

>>44933805
Bogey

>>44933805
jubjub

Wish we would talk more about gloombug. Plenty of mgs that don't see any love here.

>>44933809
I am a MAN I just don't like alcohol
Do I also have to like cars and football like some deranged hooligan?
>>44933811
This sounds ominous, where did it come from?

>>44933012
So was Gen

>>44933832
I'll give you two guesses.

>>44933825
I think we talk about her at least a little--she's not the lantern girl. And Miss 'Kade is a good girl. She deserves love.

>>44933863
Does their dad work at the local fristi factory?

>>44933825
I think she's nice. Funnily enough, most "discussion" about her here is how much she isn't talked about.

>>44933915
there's some kissslut stuff too

>>44933825
That’s because ironically similar to /monster/ most anons either know what they like and stick to it ( i.e. Foxes, Succubi, Vampires, Tanukis, etc. ). There are some *really* nice days where people talk about other MGs today but a lot of the times you just get autistic kvetching from an asylum escapee trying to derail the thread, or the image spam, or people feeding the Irishman.

>>44933915
>most "discussion" about her here is how much she isn't talked about.
I don't see that. She's doesn't get that much spotlight, but she's not in the "forgotten" club either.

>>44933563
>tifa
>mermaid
wouldn't her being an elf fit better?
she is a eco-terrorist after all

>>44933948
Sea creatures work well for environmental allegories and elves are boring.

go fuck your sister

>>44933978
I don't have a sister...

how to defeat a salamander in 0x a presses

>>44933881
>At least she’s not Chochin-Obake
Fuck that at least she isn’t Kesaran Pasaran or Mimic or Djinn of the Jar

>>44934004
>mimic
i think anons like getting bamboozled into sex

>>44933978
With how often she gets stuck in doorways? Something tells me that girl is playing at something.

>>44934030
Seems like the bro gotta... step in

>>44934025
They do but the MGE Mimic design is so old and her execution is so lacking that 9/10 times when she gets brought up, it’s from a different IP or entirely different design. Hell Djinn of the Jar might as well not even exist now because Genie is out.

>>44933978
Incest? Gross! Now, if you're telling me to fuck my sister, on the other hand...

Mimics are fine. I like the idea of building her a little rc platform for her chest so she can see the world outside her dungeon

>>44933060
lol
lmao

>>44934060
i'd gp fpr carrying her chest on my shoulders and using her as my inventory/ armory and you can do cool stunts like saying the name of weapon and the chest spits out weapon in time for you to do slice

>>44933825
>>44933934
I try to post some variety ever now and then outside my usual undead waifu posting. The problem is that I have to first remember the girl exists, find a picture I like, and then come up with something to post it with. Meanwhile fox pictures are fucking everywhere and people talk about them every day, so it's easier to make some shitpost reply to them than to make my own. Like I wanted to make a mimic joke about how I love a girl with a big chest, but I just couldn't find a pic I liked that wasn't nsfw, so I gave up.

>>44934045
>"Oh no, dear elder brother, I appear to have gotten myself stuck in this small, tight doorway again."
>"If only you were able to apply some sort of vigorous, repeated force to me that would loosen me from thi-"
>".....H-hey where are you going? I'm actually stuck!"
>".....This is a lot harder than Alice said it would be."

I believe there may be some kind of mistake, I'm supposed to be teaching sophomore AP History.

>>44934109
>Meanwhile fox pictures are fucking everywhere and people talk about them every day, so it's easier to make some shitpost reply to them than to make my own
That's because foxoplasmosis is real and it gives foxfags autism

>>44934105
this is cute too.
if she cant open herself up though thats be cutest.
shed just ram into your leg repeatedly on her platform, unable to communicate but the meaning isn't lost on you.
Mimic loves her modern tech, she's a hoarder in that chest.

>>44934130
>gremlin
based
>every other girl especially dwarf
cringe

>>44934114
>Anon comes back with a sledgehammer, knocks the doorway away and frees her
>"Sis, you gotta be careful, your hips are quite wide and I wont always be there for ya"

>>44934109
something something girl with junk in her trunk

>>44934130
i spot some lolibaba, clearly they're not there to learn about history.

>>44934178
>Mimic wife makes this joke about her fat ass
>Take her hand
>Tell her there's only treasure in her trunk

>>44934132
i can't refute it

my favourite underrated girl is mummy.
shes just kind of cute and a little thirsty.
would take her home and spoil her so she isnt a dumbass 24/7

>>44934132
Look, I'm not infected, I'm a frequent, habitual fluff connoisseur and there's no proof the Foxoplasmosis or it's vaccines cause autism! The slander needs to stop!

>>44934227
Sir you need to calm down and take your meds

>>44934130
The dark angels are outnumbering the regular angels!

>>44934261
there will be even more before the end of the semester

>>44934261
Soon there won't be any regular angels. Wouldn't it be wild if there was a "purification" method though? Imagine uplifting all those fallen angels and having a class of pure little girls by the end of the year.

>>44934201
Mimic wife complains her trunk doesn’t fit anymore. Make a joke about how the lid is basically a giant mouth. She rapes you even harder for it.

>>44934151
Should've just used butter.

>>44934248
i hate m meds, it makes my mofu huffing sessions to end and I wake up in the padded room and I'm wearing gripp socks while a flayer looks into the room

>>44934303
it's a circle, like nature. if a dark angel manage to be chaste enough, in mind and body, she will revert back to her pure form.

>>44934261
>>44934303
Cupids and Houri don't have this problem.

>>44934303
i think there's a switch on her back to turn the darkness on/off

Woot
Heres a short add-on to an older roulette
https://archiveofourown.org/works/35423245/chapters/128408494

>>44934370
can you spot the difference between cupid and cupid(monster)?

>>44934382
One is a fat baby and the other is an attractive young woman.

>>44934376
Imagine not always using dark mode. It's so much easier on the eyes.

>>44934378
Neat!

>>44934393
pretty hard to sleep when she won't turn her angelic radiance off

What kind of elf is this?

>>44934216
I like the idea behind Cait Sith but hate her execution because it’s a goddamned furry. I’d rather it just be the sort of gambler stereotype Nekomata or normal cat girl with the tuxedo pattern.

>>44934402
Just ask her to love (rape) you until you pass out. EZPZ.

>>44934417
>Flat
Either defective or Tolkien, but I repeat myself.

>>44934417
Some wheelchair elf from Blue Archive.

>>44934429
conversely, why not turn every girl into something like her?

>>44934461
This is all I need. Is that really too much to ask, God?

>>44934432
>>44934441
I've never heard of any elves that have cat ears.

>>44934508
>lol, lmao
so speaketh God

>>44934511
I wouldn't worry about it.

>>44934511
I've never heard of werecats with two sets of ears.

>>44934429
Let this change your mind.

>>44934533

>>44934378
very nice anon thank you

>>44934508
she rapes the shota after this

>>44934600
God willed it. The Shota did too, but he hadn't realized it yet.

>>44934600
I said what I said.

>>44934428
>>44934451
>>44934559
>>44934630
kill yourself furry retard

>>44934637
Maybe.

>>44934600
seems like a recurring theme

>>44934654
Make that a yes, you're such a deranged fuckup that nobody in the world will even notice you're gone, let alone miss you.

I've died and made it to Heaven, but the angels are looking at me funny.

>>44934680
You're the first new arrival in at least a thousand years. Congratulations.

>>44934680
>imagine needing to die to get into heaven
I kicked in the gates of heaven and strolled right in to seduce some angels and get some holy ass

>>44934670
Probably correct.

>Die
>Instead of getting grabbed by a ghost or landing face first at the pearly gates you end up being judged by a tismhound
>She judged that you are fuckable and aren't going anywhere until she gets a litter
>Now hurry up, you are holding up the line and she hates delegating

>>44934670

>>44934782
! !

>>44934782
who am i to question the ancient ritual of smash or pass?

>>44934792
This off-topic image even better describes the crazy irishman's rambling about too much MGE in a thread known for being MGE fans

>>44934782
i demand trial by combat instead

>>44934782
huh, i aint from the desert, I'm walking out and walking my ass to heaven to flirt with the gate keeper

>>44934782
My heart is filled with dirty things, surely I'm crocodile chow

>>44934818
>>44934822
that's a cursing

>>44934826
i aint got nothing to cuurse lmao, all I want is some holy booty and by god imma get it

>>44934822
But that's still St. Peter
Please do not flirt with old Jewish fishermen

>>44934806
It's why I ain't leaking the new slime here. It's what the thread would want.

>>44934782
No, I will pet the dog now. I'm dead anyway, I lost everything. I need some love for fuck sake

>>44934826
then ill curse her to being a hag

>>44934836
Its most likely saintess Petra now, I'm just gonna flirt till she lets me in and then running into heaven to get molesting some angels

Oh hallo! Vould you like to roll in ze hay?

>>44934867
u ok with me being an American, o germanic holst?

>>44934707
If nobody's entered in a thousand years then how did they get those guns?

>>44934873
The average American is half Scottish, half Irish and half German, so you should be fine.

Shame the first game didnt get to put in a lamia scene

>>44934867
Pas de soucis, madame la vache.

>>44934891
From an anon last thread apparently KC ruined any chance of a circle ever working with him again.

>>44934891
The second game did it fine.

>>44934902
Why?

>>44934919
pay no heed to insane ramblings

>>44934919
They publicly said they don't plan to work with him again.

>>44934902
>believing Schizo Mick's relentless samefagging and rambling

>>44934925
I mean, it would explain why he hasn't received any tips on how to make a rpgmaker game.

>>44934905
Yeah but blue scales tho

>>44934949
they are nice but i like some pretty scale patterns too

>>44934944
>Yume Nikki but you keep getting raped by a Nightmare

>>44934949
Purple isn't that far off.

POV : the fever finally got me

I've a sudden urge to fight a salamander. I don't know how, but it's better than feeling lame.

>>44935052
but wrestle with one but it always seems to transition into sex at some point

>>44935052
make sure to fight the lvl 1 sally so you have a chance

i desire to make a sally chubby
and fuck her then

>>44935082
In the worst case you've given the Sally some valuable experience.

>>44935099
she'll do all sorts of stuff if you present it like a quest

>>44934923
Provide proof.

>>44935082
You'll feel guilty when the lvl1 salamander is marveling your strength with starry eyes, if you bullied her just because she's young and weak.

>>44935159
You would have to ask the anon that said it in the first place. I assume he is still here.

ded hours

Mate with thick monster children
Pump cum into loli wombs
Breed huge loli butts
Grip child-bearing child hips
Hold hands with little girls

So what do I do, I tried becoming undead but I woke up in heaven I wanted a zombie harem, not an angel one

>>44935327
zombie angels

>>44935327
Find a mattress and tear a tag off it.

hello, its been at least a week since i was here, are bunyips real yet

>>44935351
Listen to your heart.

>>44935306
Yes. Please. I need to breed my Familiar!

>>44935274

>>44935274
>You say that you have not seen death, Anon. Look in the mirror and you will see it every day, like bees working in a glass hive.

>>44935335
how tho? im stuck with these alive pests trying tofuck me, and whenever I try to hop back down to get something to zombifi some, I'm always grabbed the back of my shirt by a larger angel and get a finger wagged in my face

only the undead can get me hard for some reason, living girls, monster or otherwise make me soft, I believe I have been cursed, by a foul lich, I think it was when I broke into her house to steal some of her tomes, later found out they were her diary

>>44935351
Fluffy snake when?

>>44935463
You have to defeat her with your "spear".

>>44935463
I ended up with the curse of undead addiction as well after a undead bicorn caught me.
I could only sate it after getting a whole undead harem.
Many such cases.

>>44935469
And this is why you train your dogs.

I want Dormouse to sleep in my arms

>>44935374
I couldn't possibly limit myself to Sabbath regulars only when so many lolis of various different species need thorough lewding.

>>44935505
>>44935505
i dont know where the undead wench is at the moment as I write this, I went back to her place to give the books back but shes long gone, even the hot zombies that were there are gone. Only thing I do know is that I want to go some damn castle near a pier, it always comes into my dreams, and I cant ucking sleep well,

>>44935425
>>44935427
>>44935435
Cute happy ending. Also, you're evil for wanting this.

>>44935549
pronebone the gamer wisp

I am slime bait and that's okay

yo be careful of any real cheap apartments in mgc, they can have all matter of ghosts waiting for you, and the will try to scare you.
All you do is look right at them and just french 'em. They will be scared off, but they will come back and you have to eat them out this time

>>44935647
Eat the slime

>>44935655
>just french them
>eat them out
Spectral hands typed this post.

>>44935682
anon it worked out for me, I don't get haunted by her and I got a gf!

>>44935688
>I got a gf
See, you are not making any sense now. Sounds like you are being haunted and the Stockholm syndrome is kicking in.

>>44935609
>play vidya with the loli wisp
>she casually strips down to just a set of tiny bra and panties
>while playing she alternates between laying on her stomach, staying bent over on all fours or nonchalantly floating in lewd positions all in front of you
>after a while, the game is left running idle in the background for a long time while a plump little wisp is getting played with instead

Monstergirls can see you're weak to kissing damage types, and the first to steal your lips will surely score a critical hit!

>>44935735
my brother, i made the first move, mama didn't raise no bitch after all, and she was a hot old ghost, who would deny her and hell I saw her aunt, and all my common sense was kicked out the window, trust me ghost pussy is the best pussy

>>44935762
How hard is it to find a large Jinko that chose this perk?

put proper clothes on monsters

>>44935783
great, they are hotter now, thanks a lot pal

>>44935765
Sorry anon, i would much rather have my apartment be infested with centipedes. It's a lot cheaper that way, and keeps unwanted guests out.

>>44935688
You were lucky. Mine locked me inside my apartment for a week and then I had to go through a bunch of dream worlds fighting traumatic memories from her childhood before she let me out.

I love the dead a little too much

>>44935783
what do you mean?

>>44935794
Miss Oomukade would like that very much as well. Where do you live, again?

>>44935794
Bro, ghosts dont need to eat and the can scare away a lot of unwanted guests

>>44935801
gonna give her a proper shirt

>>44935776
They're an endangered species after all, super very rare. Their chuffs are said to shake trees

>>44935647

>>44935762
>get a random encounter
>monster immediately casts "analyze"
>a floating screen pops up in front of her
>it has your face on it and a bunch of stats
>she switches to the resistances tab
> she gives you this look

>>44935826
She would be really smug, if she could read

>>44935804
I live in a cheap 2 room apartment close to hagtown. Would be nice to share rent with someone. The 2 rooms have a giant hole in the wall between them for some reason.
>>44935806
>ghosts dont need to eat
Then i wouldn't have anyone to share all this food with.

>>44935822
Jinkos aren't endangered and I have evidence they've been lying about it