/jp/ - Otaku Culture

The room is warm but Ran's tails are even warmer. I'm practically submerged in them. An ocean of fluffy gold hugs me reassuringly as I try not to fail this math test. That's rather hard since I'm facing the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She radiated femininity like heat off a sun baked rock. Her soft perky breasts were massive and strained against the tortured fabric of her clothes. I could see the outline of her nipples pressing out as well. She has an equally impressive heart shaped ass that never failed to grab my attention whenever she bends over. Which seems to be something she does a lot. Those legs of hers were thick and shapely. Her waist was thin and her hips were incredibly wide. If the chips were down she could repopulate the entire kitsune species and I wouldn't hesitate to give her a helping hand. But most of all her face was what really drew me in. It's delicate and smooth yet angular. The cheek bones were high and her thin lips were painted in the lightest shade of indigo. The slit pupiled eyes were striking, intense and slanted. Fox eyed and fox faced. It's plain to see why I'm struggling with this test. Despite that I'm determined to pass. I have to if I'm going to get some head. It's been so long since the last time she gobbled up me up and made me go blank. And it's only been so painfully long because i failed my last test. As in i didnt get one hundred percent. That was enough for her to deny me the release i need so badly. I'm not even allowed to jerk off. Even if i could my hand wouldn't compare to her mouth anyway. That should go a long way in explaining why i was gushing about how beautiful she is. I could admire her beauty as she sat in a zazen position. Each bare foot placed on the opposite thigh. Her left hand resting on her right. Her hands and feet are quite big. They hide a terrifying bestial strength. Yet they're so smooth and soft and have a feminine shape. I tear my gaze away to get back to work but I start to get hungry. ''What do you want to eat?'' Asked Ran, voice as angelic as ever. She knew exactly when I got hungry. Something about predictive algorithms. ''Um, I don't know.'' was all i muttered. And then for some ungodly reason I kept talking. ''Is there anything you want to eat?'' she looked like she was in deep thought and just as quickly she gave me a toothy grin ''I could eat you.'' Just then my body started shaking and my heart was trying to burst out of my chest. I was scared to death yet I got even harder. Was she going to eat me or *was she going to eat me?* Just as quickly she smiled at me warmly and I relaxed. She was joking. Had to be. I finished the test and handed it to her. She looked over it and said "You passed. Congratulations. You're long overdue for a reward, boy." She looked at me and opened her mouth. Her fangs glistened with saliva. Her mouth was so hot and wet. Her hand was close to her mouth and her thick red tongus was unnaturally long. I blinked and she disappeared under the kotatsu. Her tails stayed behind. And before I could say anything her head poked up from the kotatsu. My cock was already out before I even knew it. She took a sniff and spoke "I'm going to play with your friend for one hour." Her hand wrapped around my shaft and formed a fox puppet. "Fifty five minutes of edging and five minutes of ejaculation." Before I could say anything my manhood was already lost inside her wet mouth.

>>44774535
Apologies for the complete lack of paragraphs. That was the one thing I just had to forget.

>>44769870
I must help her repress her sinful urges and get back onto the path of a living saint.

To me, Marisa is the kind of upbeat girl that knows a lot about sex due to her studious nature, and casually talks about it. But when actually doing it, she's flustered beyond belief and is very shy.

>>44769870
I must help her indulge her sinful urges and lead her further away from the path of a living saint.

>>44769870
I really love this artwork it is very cute and romantic!

Does anyone have a cute Satori cuddling/laying in bed with the viewer like pic related? It's very hard to find a Satorin being all cuddly with anyone other than Koishi

>>44774891
That artist certainly has a way with depicting romance.

>>44769870
Yes, I would like to romance this sleazy old alcoholic. I wish to spend my days partaking in her half-baked, fully-wasted schemes and bouts of mischief, and spend every night nestled in her warm bosom, lying together in some grassy bed or pile of autumn leaves on a moon lit night.

>>44774711
Reimu's Ability to Float means she can give amazing sex and blowjobs without putting in any effort or having any knowledge of those things. She could give the laziest sloppiest head and you'll cum your soul out of your dick and instead of ending up in the sanzu river it goes into her waiting mouth. Meanwhile poor Marisa needs to be in 10x the effort and it wont feel nearly as good. But at least she's trying!

The meiling thread was ruined by yurifags, pls post some meilings

>>44778613
Make sure to post cropped images of Meiling or any other person she is shipped with getting FUCKED. Bonus points if it includes lesbian cucking.

>>44778613
Yeah I stopped reading too when it become a yurifag story. More power to the wrtiefag I guess but I just don’t find yuri interesting

>>44778716
The only good kind of NTR. Where you get to cuck a 2hu who is shipped with your favorite 2hu, and you also fuck her too, to correct her and make her love MEN like anon and not women.

why does she looks like closeted dyke who's about to get raped by byakugem?

>>44778774
NTR is never good.

>>44778573
No matter how hard she tries, she is way too small to completely fit (your) penis! She will never give her loyal boyfriend even a quarter of the pleasure he could feel with taller women!

>>44769870
>A scenario that won't ever happend
Why bother?

>>44778897
Why are you here? Genuine question.
Most of the things discussed on the board "won't ever happend". Every touhou fan story, most of the images posted, even generals like monster girl or ugh, holosluts or other 3DPD garbage are about scenarios that will simply not happen.
Why are you on /jp/?

>>44774535
my cock got hard

>>44778890
Please stop this slander. Marisa is a healthy and sexually-functional girl.

>>44779015
The same way that a 3 incher is also healthy and functional!

>>44774711
Marisa "subtly" implying she wants you to try an experimental potion she made. Both you end up running around the forest at night thinking you're wolves screaming at the hallucinations!

>>44778774
This isn't NTR though because everyone involved wins.

>>44778995
>tfw almost all non-nsfw art of the touhous being romantically involved with men was made about 10 years ago

Why? What happened to these artists?

>>44774904
shit is cash

>>44779002
Good effect on target

>>44779663
Sauce me up senpai

My beautiful wife posing for our bull

>>44779200
Funny, by this definition the guy above me isn't into NTR because it's what he wants.
I just think that everyone who enjoys NTR in any way, be it getting cheated on or making the girl cheat on someone, should just die instantly.

>>44780540
true

>>44779002
That makes me really happy. Thank you.

>>44780540
Even if he wants to get cucked, that isn't something good no matter how hard he tries to convince himself it is.

Every healthy romantic relationship should have at least some NTR

>>44780334
Not the one who posted it, but the artist goes by anterdel on twitter
Unfortunately he doesnt post much touhou, instead does stuff with his generic OC

>>44780648
No

if talking about 2hus in a self insert romantic scenario this artist comes to mind

>>44780872
yuuka would never act like this

>>44780890
What if she is doing it as a prank so she can laugh and call him a faggot for buying the act?

>>44780890
gay

>>44781035
god forbid you want your 2hus to act like 2hus

>>44780890
Yuuka fans really believe Windows era Yuuka is a turbo sadist who would crush the balls of any male she sees without a second thought, instead of socially awkward loner who just wants to garden and likely wouldn't know how to deal with romance.

>>44781082
I don't think anyone believes that about windows yuuka, that's more of a pc-98 yuukafag thing
windows yuuka is old enough to have long since gotten bored with most things which is why she typically stays in the garden of the sun and only sometimes goes to the village flower shop, but she greatly enjoys teasing others
romance is likely not a thing in the world of a youkai that old

>>44781082
>Windows fanon Yuuka "fans"
FTFY

>>44780749
Shiet well gonna check it out anyone, thanks man

>>44780960
Let me roll this back a bit to stick to the theme of the thread. She calls him a faggot for buying the act but does so teasingly, telling him that he is far too gullible to be tricked by such a simple performance. Yuuka warns him that he could run afoul of a more devious youkai if he doesn't start thinking a little. He tells her that she doesn't have to worry about that and that the act was only so potent because it was her that did it. He couldn't help but want to buy into the fantasy for a moment, even if he knew she would never behave that way in earnest.

She ignored the comment as though he never made it and tells him to join her for that cup of tea. Though Yuuka showed no signs of it, that comment was something that she dwelled on for the rest of the day. She was unfamiliar with what she was feeling. It seemed to be a mixture of both happiness and disgust. Whatever it was, she knew that the only way she would truly understand it is if she spent more time with this person who is making her feel this way.

>>44781082
you could say this about most of these renowned young ladies

>>44781547
I still think this dude must have been smoking something to add Yuugi to this image.

>>44781547
Holy shit sexy woman meetup

>>44781106
>romance is likely not a thing in the world of a youkai that old
I want to introduce it to some old youkai's world!

>>44774987

>>44769870
Being comfy together

>>44781947
I CRAVE mommyzou

>>44780872
i wish he went back to making these, they triggered something in me
now all he makes is bad porn

Me and my doll, she is very possessive and hates the feeling of abandonment, that's why I must keep her on my arms so she doesn't feel alone ever again.

>>44778890
It's okay, you can do other things with her. Like having the two of you strip down and rubbing your penis against her entrance as you play with her body. When you first started out, this sort of thing really made her nervous, but now she's comfortable enough with it. When she climaxes, you opt to simply cuddle with her instead of doing anything else. She asks you a bit hesitantly if you need help dealing with "that" but you tell her its fine. You both know her body is too under-developed to please you in any way. She has no chest at all, her mouth is tiny despite all the running off it does, and she simply isn't any good at handjobs.Of course her vagina is too small to accept you, as she had trouble taking your fingers so you never even tried out of fear of hurting her. Marisa is incredibly frustrated that even with a boyfriend and an active sex life, she can't even lose her virginity or satisfy you in any meaningful way because of her small body! She feels inadequate as a lover and as a woman because of this!

>>44781947
Are people really attracted to alcoholic old smoker women?

>>44782652
I like that one in particular!

>>44782487
Marisa coming to the Shrine one day to see you balls deep in Reimu after your sexual frustration hit its peak!
Reimu fucks you so good that you pass out!
Marisa walking home trying to rationalise it to herself and trying not to cry!
Marisa pretending she doesn't know why you seem so much more relaxed and happy when you arrive later!
Marisa!

>>44782688
Spending less and less time with Marisa!
Blowing off all your previous arrangements!
Not even visiting her during your anniversary!
Marisa blaming herself for having the body of a malnourished child!
Marisa never getting the courage to break up because it would ruin the only two relationships she's ever had!
Marisa finding herself trapped in a terrible situation!

>>44782869
Whenever she tries to speak up, he just picks her up and puts her on top of a high shelf.

>>44782688
Fuck man I hate the normal NTR stuff but when a girl cucks another girl it makes me hard beyond belief. I'm so fucked up.

A game of poker sounded fun, no funny houserules, no strings attached, just spending time in each other's company. You were never good at these games, well, against Ran anyway. She always had a knack for winning any kind of game with logic or numbers. For this reason you refused to play with bets. Even so, you enjoyed playing with her with warm cups of tea in hand. By now you've played about a dozen rounds so far—all in defeat—yet you're bound and determined to win at least one game today as she dealt you a new hand.
Trash. You looked at your hand in disgust. A crap hand dealt which made you wonder if she cheated you in shuffling the cards somehow… no, Yukari might but Ran wouldn't do that. It'd be against the spirit of the game. Try for a mulligan maybe? Or just drop three and see if you can make something with the two spades you have.
"Still thinking about it?"
Her soft-spoken voice snapped you from your thoughts. It seemed your thoughts were plainly displayed on your face. Across the table Ran sat with a relaxed confidence. She played with her hair, brushing her bangs away from eyes that looked at you as if the game and nothing else mattered in the moment. You stared for a tad too long before the swishing of her tails brought you back to focus. Right, you're playing a silly card game.
Three cards discard from you hand and you pray to the spleen of the cards? No, that's not right. Whatever. Their replacements are drawn and your new hand gives you much better odds. Three of a kind. Not great, but not terrible either.
Ran merely smiled, discarding one and drawing another. "Ready?"
You both reveal your hands face up on the table.
…A Royal Flush.
"So… what do you want to do next?" Ran asked, lacing her fingers beneath a warm smile.

>>44774535
God damn, why are mouths so fucking sensual? I swear cute girls mouths are a massive fetish of mine

>>44782869
Marisa knowing exactly why you seem to spend more and more time at the Shrine lately!
Marisa can practically smell the pheromones from Reimu after you and her have had one of your day-long fuck sessions!
Marisa can't stop crying at night!
You slowly stop trying to engage her in sexual situations, leaving her unfulfilled emotionally and physically!
You are incredibly fulfilled emotionally and physically!
Marisa sneaking to the Shrine after you one night!
Hearing Reimu's ecstatic moans as she gives you what Marisa never could!
I love Marisa!

>>44778573
>>44778890
>>44782487
>>44782688
>>44782869
>>44787486
I wonder who has been making these types of post...

Stop making me feel bad for that dumb thief, she keeps stealing more of my wifes books in a teary delirium

Five
No, six children
Correcting this youkai by making her a mother

I'll marry the umbrella and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

>>44778774
Exactly. This is the way. Get them to fall in love with anon cock.

>>44784490
This is very nice. As for what i want to do next i would want do something special with Ran. An under the table foxy footjob. She could distract me from the game with her soft smooth, big yet dexterous foxy feet. Moving in ways dictated by algorithms and mathematical logic to elicit as much pleasure as possible yet timed perfectly so as to not allow for ejaculation.

>>44782123
>Fufufu~

>>44789559
This damn soft hag...
Needs intense cuddle correction...

>>44789592
Her flab is the only thing soft about her. Don't fool yourself for a second that her tail is a nice place to lay. That dirt and vomit magnet would be the last thing you want to touch lest you come out with an itchy layer of grime and trapped sweat. It reeks of cheap sake and pipe tobacco smoke, and her fur is so damn stiff from years of neglect she can support her weight with it and it won't even deform in the slightest. Don't do it anon. You can do better than a smelly drunk racketeer.

>>44787957
Most hags need such correction.

Based thread suddenly became a hag fucker thread

Truly the strongest race

>>44792616
Only the strongest of men dare to declare themselves a worthy husband to these lovely young and fertile ladies.
Only the very strongest and most cunning of them will survive the deathmatch fight for their wife's hand in marriage, after all.

>>44769870
Is this appropiate behaviour for a nun?

Good morning

>>44793939
Why would the mistress allow this?

>>44789895
It's okay I will clean it for her before the festivities so I can enjoy it later when I am drunk.

>>44793951

>>44788702
Four ears always seems unnatural.

>>44784029
That's normal. You probably empathise a little with the guy getting cucked, but when a chick cucks another chick you're probably thinking how hot it is to have two chicks trying their hardest to win you.

>>44793726
No. But it is appropriate behavior for a wife.

>>44782157
I DON'T WANT SAME FACE SAME BOOB SIZE PORN ANYMORE, I WANT TO FEEL SOMETHING

I wish to spend my life with this girl

>>44794413
Redpill me on this nuhu.

>>44794413
Will you let her touch your dick?

>>44780872
>>44782157
>>44794358
I thought I was the only one who missed old Fusu. God I wish he was back to his old self, his old works were cute and his new ones are just sort of mediocre.

For me it's nameless PC98 characters. I can't imagine any fleshed out 2hu liking me.

>>44794358
Apologize to her for spacing out in her general direction while thinking about Mokou!

I remember trying to write something about yandere Momiji buying you from tengu without your knowledge
It ended with mutual collars and a short chain between them while she went into heat

>someone in the touhou station said they like nitotaka, probably beatmario

Why are so many japanese touhou fans yurifags with garbage taste? And my wife nitori also dropped 5 points... help...

>>44798360
A yurifag with shit taste is kinda par for the course isn't it.

>>44799187
Rather than par for the course, it's better to say it's redundant. Just say "yurifag" and the shit taste is already implied.

>>44794061
Those thighs are skinny tubes. Remi needs to learn about having better taste

>>44799196
True, but its quite concerning that someone with decent influence over official 2hu stuff like beatmario is a yurifag.

Just like with ZUN's wife, she is one too. She and beatmario will influence him and he will end up making every 2hu a lesbian. And when that happens twitter trannies will feel validated, which sucks because they deserve no happiness. And us heterochads will have lost....
(Please someone tell me im wrong, i want to be wrong about this)

>>44802131

>>44802131
If it was going to happen then it would have already happen. ZUN is 40 years old man with kids, he already knows what he likes, if he liked yuri then he would have done it ages ago.

>>44802131
>(Please someone tell me im wrong, i want to be wrong about this)
ZUN has stated himself in interviews that he doesn't want to write romance in general. And if you find yourself dealing with Twitter Trannies, just remind them of all the 2hus that had husbands, or the numerous times they've displayed hetero interests like in SSiB and FS and leave them to seethe.

>>44802194
>. And if you find yourself dealing with Twitter Trannies
I have a better suggestion: do not deal with them in first place and get the fuck out of twitter. or stay there and never go back here

>>44802220
Unfortunately, they do not often stay in their containment site, so simply avoiding Twitter is not always enough. On the bright side, they're deranged enough that most normal circles that haven't been infested by them can be convinced to gatekeep them.

>>44802232
Aside from occasional obvious bait post I haven't really seen any of those ilk on this board and this is the only place that matters to me.

>>44802256
>I haven't really seen any of those ilk on this board
This place actually cares about Touhou lore, that's the big difference.

>>44802268
The average "lore" thread would say otherwise to be honest.

>>44802194
>the numerous times they've displayed hetero interests
Anyone got a list? Might prove useful.

>>44802194
I know, and im not a yurifag, i really want to be wrong on what im about to say but:

What about hisami? Even if she isnt actually gay, that is still quite close to it, right? ZUN isnt afraid to put shit like hisami's interest for zanmu into OFFICIAL shit, and as a result, despite being the most sexually appealing design in touhou, she has NO hetero artwork from the fans. Its all yuri...

>>44802306
>What about Hisami?
That was quickly established to be a willful mistranslation. Her admiration for Zanmu is better likened to how you might look up to parents or older siblings as a child.

As for the latter, there's sadly a dearth of non-h art of 2hus with males in general, but Hisami is relatively new, so I'd just give it time for now.

>>44802351
I don't think children often ask their parents to step on them or ask them to punish them while breathing heavily

>>44802367
This is /jp/, please leave your yuri fanfiction at the door.

>>44802532
Suika route.

>>44802532
No, I will fantasize about Chen. I will imagine her telling me she loves me. And I will pick her up and treat her to sweets in the village. You cant stop me boy.

>>44802367
Hisami vs Zanmu Vs. Mode.

Best Goddess has something for you. Do you accept?

>>44805400
She has heard of my famous love for free stuff I see.

>>44805400
Can I hug her?

>>44805400
I would, but that's not the best goddess.
Try again kanakuso!

>>44805400
Kanakofags want to fuck this?!

>>44807366
Her hag power is very strong

>>44807366
Yes

>>44807422
Young and fertile ladies thread!

Hags spilling spaghetti everywhere are the best

>>44805400
>Best Goddess

>>44807156
Eirin is the oldest of them all. The haggiest hag to ever hag.

Hag love

>>44810018
Why are hags so powerful?

how would asking her out go

>>44805400
No show me the frog

>>44810032
Despite having the appearance of, erhm, young women and being very powerful and "wise", they still have the hearts of girls.

>>44811292
Pure innocent young maidens, all of them.

>>44810018

The snow is actually balls of Eirin's pubes.

>>44811292
I need to grab fat hag belly

https://www.bing.com/images/create
Tried to create 2hus using this

>>44811866
The robot doesn't like 2hus

>>44794358
ETERNAL LOVE WITH KAGUYA!!!!!

asking reimu out on a date!

she said yes!

>>44810615

>>44807422
Okay, but why is her daughter such a dumbass

>>44812467
If we get technical, Kanako is like a distant auntie. Suwako is a direct ancestor and it's her fault green Reimu has the stupid.

>>44812467
Phrogge genes.

Okay but would sanae make be a good big sister/aunty

also, how many would this (definitely not desperate for a husband) goddess want

>>44812875
>how many would this goddess want
Enough to start a new imperial dynasty.

>>44812875
None, Sanae is plenty.

>>44810221
Due to her pride and not knowing how to handle someone taking interest in her, your first attempt would likely be a failure. She would say that she's not sure if you're bold or foolish, but you should aim for someone closer to your own age anyway. She'd then excuse herself and gap away, in a weird hurry. Persistence is key though. Coincidentally, she seems to run into you more often after that first try. Each time, after some small talk, ask if she would reconsider. It might take a few more encounters, but eventually she'll say she can give the date a chance for your persistence, pretending she hasn't been thinking about this too much. If you pay close enough attention you might notice the sly grin she always wears changing to a grin of actual joy, just for a few seconds.

>>44812875
All of them.

>>44812969
based
>>44810221
context
Over the past months since you arrived to gensokyo and visited as many places as you could, she's been keeping an eye on you to some degree, not outright guiding you or protecting but still watching with some pride as she sees your awe whenever you see something new her Gensokyo, getting amused making herself unable to not gap in every so often to talk to (You).
though initially you had heard from people like akyuu or reimu that she's most likely the reason you're stuck forever in gensokyo unable to go back to your life, after enough times seeing her pop out of nowhere you start to get used to her unnanounced spontaneous visits as well as looking forward to the next one, the both of you getting more used to each other's presence, with you eventually building up courage to try to flirt with her in a way, finding excuses like "Oh you're not wearing your purple dress today huh, i think those clothes make you look very cute" or "did you change the way you style your hair? it suits you a lot".

However upon hearing your attempts at flirting she usually hides her embarassment and blushing face by not making eye contact and gapping away as she makes a comment trying to sound composed like "My, such impudence" or "Flattery won't do you any favors, even with one such as I" every time those rare occasions occur, she's delighted to be treated like that however, liking you more and more by the day without herself noticing it, popping in to talk to you more times every day.

Eventually after gathering enough courage, you ask her to be your girlfriend, to which her face becomes a red mess, moving her lips slowly before making a noise as not to sound as embarassed as her face looks with her entire body language saying yes, unintentionally nodding and her face brightening up in a weird grin before looking away to avoid eye contact saying she'll "think about it" and give you a response later that day, gapping into her own room, rolling into her bed and hugging and kissing her own pillows pretending its (You) (like in that image)

>>44812969
Reimu hiring you to work at her shrine just so you can chase Yukari off with your date offers

Oh my Tenkowife...

>>44820167
If I asked nicely would she let me eat the peach on her hat?

>>44821516
Probably, she WANTS you to also be a Celestial and live a long life with her. Eating Peaches helps the process

i wanna run my hands through her hair

>>44822555
Me too anon, me too.
Good thing no one in Gensokyo wears panties!

Marriageable hags...

>>44822760
I like this one.

>>44822770
>>44822760
Sell to me Kanako. I have always seen her as a dorkier, even jobbier Yukari without the cool portals.

>>44822829
>jobbier Yukari
Nobody is jobbier than Yukari. There isn't a single fight Yukari can't find a way to throw.

>>44823035
Yukari throwing the fight for her heart!

>>44823035
Probability versus magnitude anon.
Yukari might job, but only Kanako was dumb enough to nearly cause armageddon in a place where nuclear weapons don't exist.

>>44823044
Unlike Yukari, Kanako reaps a literal mountain of benefits from that almost apocalypse and her plans actually work out positively. Business is what she does best, and she can deal with the Tengu and Kappa on even ground. Besides, no one really holds her accountable for the little happy nuclear accident that spawned below Gensokyo.

>>44823092
Yay! My goddess wife is only somewhat retarded!

>>44823044
Yukari started a war that could've led to the annihilation of Gensokyo. Twice. And lost both times. Okuu wasn't nearly as much of a threat even with the most cynical outlook.

>>44823252
Yukari's effort to "own" the Lunarians by having some retarded spat with Eirin at least gave us an entire collage of Ran bluescreening. But "Aha I had some fat ghost break into your home and steal sake" isn't really worth starting the next Lunar war over.

instead of powerscaling tierlists the only tiers i wanna see are how loud they are during sex

are they the meek shy quiet type
the cute noises and few moans type
or the sex machine that moans and describes how warm etc etc it feels inside (probably leg locks you too)

>>44823333
quads of qruth have spoken, someone get on it.

>>44823333
Nice quads
Fortunately for you, we already have one.
According to the koosh "Those in 'S' might furiously wring you out all night long! Be prepared to die okay . Those in 'D' won't be lewd unless you were to push them down. Maybe they're innocent. Or virgins. Or a fish."

Really dorky jobber hags are the cutest though

>>44823382
My two favourite hus are Kasen and Ran, I should just accept death by snu-snu.

>>44823382
Ok but I imagine someone like yuyu is definitely super loud despite being C tier

>>44823382
Uh oh, Ran-sama is going to squeeze my cock with her pussy like its a tube of toothpaste!

>>44829365
She's being loud just to irritate her virgin friend Yukari who's enviously watching them fuck via gaps

>>44823333
Meek shy quiet = self image issues = youmu, sakuya, satori
cute noises and few moans = normal slightly shy girls = reimu Marisa alice remilia flandre yuyuko sanae koishi kaguya mokou and most others
sex machine = hags, shameless whores and literal animals = aya meiling reisen okuu yukari

>>44823290
She also did it as a warning to Eirin, to make sure she wouldn't try to pull another fast one like in Touhou 8. Eirin was shitting herself when she found out where the drink came from and that she was actually outplayed by some impure unhinged grandma from earth. The same Eirin the Watatsuki sisters look up to.

>>44830202
>Eirin was shitting herself
Nobody actually believes you when you say this, Yukari.

>>44830184
>shameless whores and literal animals = aya
i like to think she's the cute noises type

>>44831339
Turns out the belief that tengu rape human men is just Megumu!
Literally, the whole thing comes from her and her only!
Not many of the tengu actually have any experience since hardly any tengu men exist, and now that Aya's bitten the bullet and gone out with a human male instead (Consensually), she has no idea what to do!

>>44831377
>rape human men is just Megumu
>the whole thing comes from her and her only!
leave the thread megumu
you're not an exception to the rule

>>44831392
I mean, I never said she was good at it.
She's just such a massive jobber that the handful of times she did do it were so high profile that everyone thinks all tengu are raging nympho's.

>>44823371
Literally me

>>44831339
You ever seen 2 pigeons having sex and they make their cooing sound but it's turned up to 11? Imagine that but Aya

>>44823382
Slowly easing Yuugi into romance!

>>44831339
Playing Aya like a musical instrument!

>>44831669
She'd jump up to S tier in less than a week.

>>44831502
I don't watch birds having sex.

>>44830574
tfw Yukari made herself real so she could write this story.

>>44831339
how the FUCK is this crow so goddamn adorable

>>44832755
This really does read like some kind of propaganda to make Yukari look smarter

>>44832755
I can't believe Yukari bribed the omniscient narrator to make her look better in text and include her commissioned picture...she needs to be stopped

>>44833360
Even ZUN felt bad for her being a jobber.
>>44836924
Muh boundary manipulation means she can totally do this. Not wanking her at all btw. She has to be stopped but im afraid she simply cannot. She didnt even bother paying the artist she commissioned!

>>44837468
>She didnt even bother paying the artist she commissioned!
because the artist drew her flat as a washboard

>>44839678
Fair enough.

Reisen hugging you

Love letter accepted

To see that light within her eyes

>>44842117
That's a guy.

I wanna give Sanae a Real Grade Nu Gundam just to watch her drool over how far Gunpla has come since 2007.

>>44842193
I want to drink with the oni!

classic

>>44842078
Dating eiki sounds surreal with how strict she is
I wanna make her into a red mess and make her grumpy self happy and make this Yama feel the joy of just being a woman

>>44845017
Eiki really isn't that strict, that's pure fanon. She lectured the hus who universally have a lot of major character flaws for their major character flaws and that's why fanon says she's an angry lawtist loli who hates fun. Just don't have massive flaws as a person that would damn you.

>>44832755
If ZUN had any balls he would have Eirin kill Yukari after this.

>>44845083
>fanon
The better canon

I prefer that. Most canonfags give you a laundry list on why a 2hu wouldn't date you based off their only 1 line of dialogue

>>44843397
I've always loved this one, that last panel is so adorable

I can't jerk off to anything because all I want is to make love to my 2hu wife.

>>44845083
She's also supposed to be as tall as Komachi in canon.
>>44845323
Short, longwinded Eiki with great legs is the best version of Shiki Eiki.
Romancing her in Eratoho was always fun.

>>44847508
Same. That's why you find pov porn of her looking at/loving/having sex with the viewer. It's the only thing that fills the void aside from having a custom made doll in her likeness, but who has that kind of money? And I'm not talking about buying a premade cartoon doll. I mean a lifelike version that you cobble together using both canon sources and realistic fanon so you can have a facial and body structure built for her using real-world knowledge and data so you can match the geographical region, time period, folklore, and physical makeup of your 2hu with an option to develop a skeleton structure for the body frame and mixing in heat regulation, heart beat, and realistic breathing patterns to go with the best a.i. system you can find. Or take years to study arcane lore and summon her into the world on our side and try your best to be the man she wants to be with.

Anything else just doesn't cut it....

>>44845083
Would she dislike me if I told her that I am well aware of all the flaws she listed but I embrace those flaws as part of what makes me who I am?

>>44849689
She would warn that embracing those things that make you sin is a quick ticket to hell and that she'd rather not send you there

Yeah Eiki is just an annoying moral faggot who ironically takes bribes. Ignore this bitch and go for Kasen if you want a good girl sort of 2hu. I'd say Kasen is a much better person and would actually sex you if arm-chan got control. Or maybe she would sex you even without arm-chan. Just vanilla wholesome missionary position sex.

>>44842117
Taishi-sama. The most beautiful and charismatic girl in the whole school...

>>44852012
if arm-chan got control you wouldn't be making it out of that room alive
you might die with a smile on your face though

>>44859737
Worth it

>>44769870

>>44867061
The food will rot.

>>44869171
It might dry out a little but that's it. In Okuu's divine presence there is not a spec of bacteria or mold left alive.

If you can't fix her, the least you can do is make her smile.

i wanna date byakuren

i want to date seija and then betray her before she betrays me!

>>44807366
dear lord

>>44830184
>sakuya
>Meek shy quite
Uh, are we talking about the same person?

She would probably not talk much. But every word she says would be a command thrown with the voice of god.

>>44874276
Do you really want to forego all of your worldly pleasures? Drinking? Presumably jerking off to touhou characters every few days? Wasting time lurking and posting on /jp/ instead of doing something productive?

Actually, fuck it. That sounds great anon, if I can read and do research while finding enlightenment 2hu-buddhism sounds great

>>44881357
those 1 min videos like yt shorts and the such have completely rotted my brain and made me unable to not hyper procrastinate
a more strict 2hu like byakuren/kasen/eiki can fix me

besides byakuren is super hot
i like the OP img

>>44881357
Byakuren's character being what it is, she probably wouldn't try to force her beliefs on someone she valued who didn't seem receptive to it. There's basically nothing she's more averse to than rocking the boat.
That said, if you displayed interest in it yourself she'd probably take to it with gusto.

>>44872987
...!

>>44881357
>doing something productive?
Being a monk isn't really productive either. Society just gives them a pass because it's a religious thing. You could argue that they bought that pass by trading in the base hedonistic desires of an average human but it still doesn't change that most of what they do is sit around.

Goddess engagement...

>>44887431
what did she say?

what will she do about the fact she'll outlive you

>>44889380
She'll have many demigod children to remember you by.
... I just realized I don't have any pictures of Kanako pregnant. Can any anons help me out?

>>44890413
this is all I got

>>44870163
NO ANON THATS BECAUSE OF THE RADIATION NOT DIVINITY
GET AWAY FROM THAT BIRB!

>>44885490
>>44872987
She's just going to string you along before tricking you and abandoning you in some youkai heavy forest or using you as a patsy in her latest scheme!
Don't fall for her confession!

>>44881357
>Do you really want to forego all of your worldly pleasures?
No but I'm going to fill her insides with my worldly desires until I have none left

>>44890413

>>44890490
>"'Yes!'"

Would you enjoy domesticity with your beloved hu?

>>44897131
Ran is a very good housewife!

Yukari isn't a very good housewife (yet) but she makes up for it with enthusiasm!

>>44898222
Don't worry, she can learn from the Ranster!

>>44897131
Yes but I’m not sure how domestic enoko would be

>>44898603
no don't do that she'll start gapping her fingers right onto your prostate whenever she gets bored

>>44897131
Might be fun, learning how to help manage an onsen.

>>44897131
>>44897363
very, but I don't want to leave Chen behind, she's a precious bubble of joy and would make a great sister

>>44899775
Your new step daughter.

How can i get a kappa wife like nitori?

>>44905102
Pay up.

More than a womaaaan!
More than a woman to meeeeee!

Breeding an soccer team of dhampirs with Remi

Good mornings with Yuukarin!

>>44905208
>if you want to marry any other 2hu you can seduce her and make her fall in love with you by treating her well
>if you want to marry nitori you have to pay her a fuckton of money and cucumbers

Its not fair...

>>44911259
The cucumbers will cuck you too. Unless you have a crazy long dick.

>>44911354
Dude, she's a kappa. She barely weighs 40kg.

NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED

>>44911259
Maybe you will have better luck with one of the generic background kappa.

>>44915329
I want to do all five of them at once.

>>44915208
Imagine being a head shorter than Kogasa holy fuck ahahahaaha

>>44922296
what an embarrassing womanlet haha
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2550303

I don't care if she's dangerous! Rumia deserves to be loved after all these years of aimless wandering and eating normie cattle!

>>44922803
Rumia does this with her feet whenever i float the idea of feeding her cabbage. I always wind up buying her meat. It works every single time.

>>44897131
Indeed, my wife is a lovely homely girl.

>>44926555
And she has such huge jugs!!!

>>44922803
I want to love Rumia like a daughter and take care of her with my youkai wife!

>>44926706
False, my wife is flat as a board (AAA), at least until i give her a few kids.

Damn it! I can't get my mind off of this nun!

How does one have a married life with yuyuko
Wouldn't you be unable to be a long time around her with the tree due that border between fantasy and reality thing

>>44932341
Her friend is a reality manipulating hag, I'm sure she will work something out.

>>44926706
Is Akyuu the biggest among all child of Miare?

>>44933568
Yes. I asked her and she told me as such. She knows the cup sizes of every single child of Miare and none could compare to her. She even showed me the physical record. Throughout our conversation she told me to keep my eyes on her breasts and to not feel about about that. She's so nice!!

>>44932341
It doesn't really matter. The border is weak so you can live with her until your death, then after you die she captures your soul and you spend the rest of the afterlife happily married.
That's just one of the neat things about Gensokyo. Extending the life of a single Human might not be too big of a hurdle, and death isn't the end if someone special really cares about you.

>>44932341
>>44933013

>>44934652
>Run
Towards. I fear no ha

>>44938815
oh no they got him

>>44922803
Good job. You'll turn her into a complete milf at this rate.

>>44940003
Imagine the cuddles

Extremely possessive yooks are hot

>>44949990
Momfox does not like it when the tanuki comes around.

>>44953230
I want both of them to be my moms

>>44944856
Nothing against regular Rumia (quite the opposite in fact), but getting to have fun with a slightly older looking version of her would be so good.

>>44949990
Wouldn't all Youkai in a relationship be like that by default?

>>44949990
I'll not give my seed to some random hag!

>>44956422
it is too late
your bloodline is already foxed

>>44953868
Imagine the disputes

>>44958085
I'll make sure my bloodline is HUMAN!

>>44956139
Awakening rumama by breeding rumini!
Getting funny glances from people while walking down the high street with your pregnant daughterpetwife!
By the third kid she's tall, blonde, busty and (somewhat) intelligent!
Now they think you have a thing for cougars!
You just love Rumimi!

Expected people to talk about byakuren given the op img

Instead it's been hijacked by the tanuki fox war

>>44897131
Oh absolutely. I mean she’s already a maid so I’m certain she knows how to cook a good meal.

I sometimes fantasize about takane coming home to me drunk, and beating the shit out of me in a blind rage. She kicks me in the ribs over and over as her sweat drips down onto my body while I am huddled over in pain struggling to breathe. She then comes to her senses and starts weeping, hugging me and saying "I'm so sorry" to me over and over as I cry into her bosom for the rest of the night. By the time I wake up takane is already gone, flown off to run the black market again. I'm left there covered in bruises, dried tears and sweat from her clothes. I get up slowly and begin to prepare food for the both of us, knowing full well she will just beat me again and neither of us will be able to enjoy my meal.

>>44958085
One of the sexiest pictures of Ran. Massive tits, lewd face and fluffy golden hair. I am glad that my bloodline got foxed!!
>>44959095
Imagine them fighting over your dick and giving the best blowjobs to make you sway towards one or the other.

wanna marry this book worm so damn much

>>44975482
You have a lovely wife to be anon, i wish you all the luck with her!

>>44779624
>Why? What happened to these artists?
I dont know but you have more of these?

>>44961899
No, you wont.

I need this little drunk

>>44982140
My dick is built for human pussy, youkai pussy is incompatible with my genes

>>44769870
Burakumin (部落民) are descended from members of the pre-Meiji castes which were associated with kegare (穢れ)
burakumin were generally economically subsistent on the government's purchase of the war equipment they produced, and they adopted occupations in the military as jailers, torturers and executioners.

The predecessors to burakumin, called kawata (かわた)or eta (穢多) formed as a distinct group some time during the Heian period. The permeation of Buddhism into Japan in the first millennium led to the castigation of meat eating and similar activities. The Shinto and Buddhist cultures, which aimed for a certain purity of body and mind, considered working with dead animals, blood, or any sort of decaying object as polluting, and hence occupations like butchery and leather tanning were besmirched. The eta, people who held such occupations, dealt with pollution and were thus considered inferior or sub-human.

Hi-nin (非人 (ひにん)) was an outcast group in ancient Japan, more specifically the Edo Period of Japanese history.
Hinin were forced to do "polluting" activities such as begging, street performing, and they buried the bodies of people who had been executed.

>>44989181
Nice

>>44989181
Thank for the nice history lore, not sure why you want share it here but thank you

>>44995621
Pls someone translate

>>44997145
No

>>45000702
Imagine fixing her

I want to marry Nah and impregnate her.

>>45003324
She is alright though...

>>45005351
G-Good morning, Yukari sama

>>45000719
Raaaaaaaaaan-saaaaaaaaaaaaaama!!!

>>45000710
Lovey little fox

You guys know some self-insert manga with a touhou?

>>45007779
Hentai doujins

Comfy thread
Make another one in the future

>>45008604
but with story

I want pic related to femdom the shit out of me and make me blush and cry then hold me close.

>>45010557
I want picrel to "accidentally" take her panties off in front of me before passing out.