/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44918355
This Doragon's smug aura Mocks me.

>>44918355
What happens if you give malef an empty egg carton?

>>44918355
Wrong thread, use >>44918327

Dragons are inferior to humans

Mouse.

>>44918360
Sounds like a challenge.

>>44918360
Something tells me she is going to toss it to the side and say its time to 'fill it'

Why do gargoyles get along with wonderworms?
Because they are stoned!

>>44918361
>vandalized OP and gachashit

>>44918371
Why are skeletons the best jokesters?
You can see their funny bone

>>44918373
Made first and we aren't an MGE thread.

>>44918375
Why are they so angry, they got a bone to pick with you

>>44918363
I just sent your home address to the Malef Matriarchy.

>>44918378
I'm not that against this in principle it has the right to exist.

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>>44918381
Why do Skeletons make good architects?
They can tell if a building has good bones.

>shitposter makes shitpost thread
>it gets ignored in favor of the real one
>shitposter spergs out and spams gore
It's like clockwork.

>>44918416
shut the fuck up and just wait until janitors do something

>>44918416
At least OC got a you.

Why is this thread always vandalized?

>>44918366
These Zipangu dairy foxes I swear.
They're far too lewd for this world.

>>44918419
Not him but you know as well as I do that could take a while.
>>44918421
Because subhumans see regular people being happy and enjoying something and it fills them with rage and desire to destroy.

>>44918421
mods would rather jerk off to vtumors than do anything

>>44918421
You know, anon. I really don't know. But I don't think it's the reason the post above me gave.

>>44918421
fags, jews, troons, commies. You might not like the answer but it is what it is.

Consider the following:
>pear shaped monstergirls
Thoughts?

God I miss the days when the worst thing we had to worry about was Bollocks or KDF.

>>44918440
My favorite fruit and bodytype

>>44918440
Pretty decent, I do enjoy busty babes but a good pear is fine too.

>>44918438
Pretty good description of yourself

>>44918441
We're moving up the tournament ladder of autists.
I don't know how but we're doing it.

>>44918440
I love Holstaurs and huge tits in general but I do agree, pear shaped monsters are for manhandling and breeding.

I uh...I think I'm gonna stay out of this thread for a while, maybe see what's going on in the morning. Goodnight anons, looks like this thread is burning.

why are discordfaggots like this?

>>44918462
now now, there's enough breeding to go around

The butthurt causing funny japanese man strikes again

>>44918462
Figure really needs to depend on the girl.
A tallflat himidere, for example, just doesn't work.
Shy girls, by comparison, work with busy, pear, and hourglass bodytypes very easily.

>>44918465
This is the easy part of the raid though, when they’re actually replying and to force conversations to turn to fag shit is annoying but when they get ignored and throw a hissy fit and just start spamming with no text it makes them super easy to report and ignore while continuing actual conversations.

>>44918488
>eyes hidden behind bangs
The highland holst is a dangerous creature.

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>>44918498
an excellent pedigree

>>44918488
No such thing as enough breeding, I want to start an entire new village with how many children me and my Holstaur wife have.
>>44918490
Agreed, proportions are vital.

>>44918515
Always love the breed stuff like this be it holsts or werecats.
Even spiders are great with it.

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They look made for BBC

>>44918520
Its not even proportions, to a certain extent.
Tall flat tends to not have the wider hips of a pear so it won't work with a Himedere as she needs something to be smug about aside from simple class.

holy fuck janitors are incompetent

>>44918536
Too busy looking at vtuber prease understand

Why has gatekeeper not stopped the spam?

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>after post cooldown
>same language previous spammers have used
you're not fooling anyone, gore spammer.
have fun getting banned

I want to apologize for arguing with one of the guys in the last thread, he was fucking right holy shit. I understand why he was being a dick to me now

I really hope the portals open up one day

>>44918552
Teach me Gal-cow sensei

>>44918552
who the fuck were you arguing with and about what?
I need to know if I get to laugh at you or not

>>44918524
isn't it about time to run off to /vg/ and tattle off about how /jp/ is full of mean and incomprehensible bullies?

>gore spammers are israelis posting dead palestinians
They really aren't trying to hide it anymore.

>>44918552
If you think the constant unhinged whining didn't paint a massive target on this thread, I don't know what to tell you

>>44918563
Seethe

>>44918564
All he does is find a random thread to pull images from. It used to be shitty /v/ threads

Fuck you janitors, fucking took you long enough to deal with that cocksucker.

A meido arrives not when she is called, but when she is needed.

Anyways, good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, remember that it doesn't matter if she's a unicorn, a white horn, or a centaur. You better have stone shape or something similar if she's going into the dungeon with you.

>>44918556
She will teach you how to love a woman properly.
>>44918560
I was the one saying I wished KC took care of himself while going after NTR fuckers, don't get me wrong I was happy he did but it clearly had some very bad effects on his mental health.
>>44918564
Eh I think that's just because it's a recent conflict with a lot of new and easy to find LiveLeak tier shit
>>44918565
Oh it does, It's one of the reasons I usually just ignore shitters

>>44918552
Lurk some more before arguing with people who have seen this happen a dozen times before.

>tfw u are a hired cupid
>u get people together, covertly

>>44918585
>post the exact same concerntrolling shit fags have been doing for months
>surprised someone flew off the handle at him
gg dumbass

>>44918585
>Today Anon we'll start with the basics.
>Baby making!
>Eeeeh? Why are you looking at me like that? This is very basic stuff! I'll even show you how its done!
>Now get those pants off.

post meidos
and i guess roll for graduates
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

Big tails, petite monster girls.

>>44918585
just sucks that the game might get canned

>>44918491
I can't stand gore, it triggers my psychosis hard. Forgot I still had this thread tagged in, but it seems the spammer is gone? Hopefully. Was starting to feel real bad mentally looking at that stuff.

So everything over or is the madness still going?

>>44918615
The jannies nuked him so we should get a couple days off from this particular retard.

>>44918608
Fuck off.

>>44918633
fuck off mick

>>44918642
>concern trolling over the game
>not the sign of an obvious shitposting faggot
Nice try bitch

>>44918645
I hope you get the help you need someday

>>44918652
>already backpedaling this hard
Finally figured out how to ban evade, gore spammer? Fucking bet that's you.

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The troll thread got deleted too so yeah he’s done for a few days until his ban expires.

>>44918355
Damn female lizard needs a spanking

>>44918658
And yet no gore spamming

>>44918697
>shitposter is a faggot coward
Yeah, that doesn't surprise me.

So if you HAD to choose two MG's to be your wife, under order from the Demon Lord herself in order to propogate the species, which two would you pick? They can be the same species or different, and you'll always be guaranteed to spend enough time and attention with them both while still getting to do your thing.

>>44918721
yeti and flayer

>>44918721
DL can go fuck herself if she things she can tell me that. She's welcome to ask, but I am strictly monogamous.

>>44918773
It was more of a joke post than anything anon. I can respect a man that just wants one wife.

>>44918721
two of these

>it's happening for hours and hours while I'm awake
>it's still happening when I wake up
It's not even being done by a person but a rogue AI

New race available to the public ahead of time? What? There was a given time? Malef, not even Dragonewt, got released to the public, she has months in the paywall. Who the fuck complained about KC releasing her "ahead of time"? This only divides the MGE fandom further by creating artificiai drought and dividing to those with acce$$ to the "new" content and not. The waiting time used to be a couple of weeks if I remember well where "advance" profiles were a reward. I am not blaming KC, I am blaming whoever is/are the faggots complaining that a MG that was created months ago was released "too soon" to the public, possibly giving KC the fake impression that the paying anons want even further delays and more sectorization.

>>44918721
An exceptionally large Holstaur and an exceptionally large Titania.

>>44918721
cheat the system and go for mega chimera

>>44918806
Eat shit faggot.

>>44918796
Harems aren't that bad, anon.

hehe kitty titty

>>44918601
Oh hey, Malef has already been added to this.

>>44918806
If you aren't leaking it you are part of the problem.

>shitposters can't spam gore anymore so now they need to circlejerk over how mad they are that KC told Wightfag to eat shit months ago
Fucking legitimately pathetic

>>44918829
no cat will tom me

>>44918852
>Quote from man Tom'd

>>44918721
Two Onis, one red and one blue

>>44918829
I like this kot, where can I buy her ?

>>44918856
What Anon's fail to understand that when dealing with cats, all roads end in Tom.
>Submit to the cat, you become Tom
>Dominate the cat and make her Molly, you are the Tom to her Molly
>Ignore the cat, she persists and the equation resets to the first part
There is no escape

>>44918859
Truly a man of daring, and hopefully a strong liver.
>>44918818
You mean one with like twenty personalities or something? That'd probably end up harder to handle than two regular MGs.
>>44918809
Why do you like those types so much?

>>44918848
do you ever get tired?

If a weresheep bleats in a field, and nobody is around to hear her, is it still cute?

>Go to Hell Prison after firebombing a monster's house with her husband still inside
>Get sent to solitary after you tried to bite a fellow inmate's nose off
>Send every Eros and Extremist missionary away crying
>Eventually get told you're going to spend the rest of your life in solitary
>Media eventually drops the story of a possible Hell Prison redemption case for the city

>>44918882
A schrodinger's sheep

>>44918866
You can't dominate a sith, she's royalty.

>>44918882
No. Cuteness is inherently a property of observation. Cuteness can not exist in a vacuum.

Half of you I don’t even think are humans and are of some type of hybrid.

>>44918956
hybrid from what?

>>44918894
fuck off

>>44918959
Nephilim you six fingered son of bitch, I bet you typed that post with all 12 of your fingers.

>>44918968
Is everybody new to the internet or just retarded? Saying "fuck off" to a troll is giving them attention. Don't do that. It's not going to make them fuck off, it gives them a dopamine rush. Ignore.

>>44918956
Anon I think you accidentally the whole Coca-Cola bottle.

>>44918969
I'm frog man, don't know what a Nephilim is

>>44918968
Cry about it. This is the fate of every anon who posts here. You WILL go to the Hell Prison and you will NOT be redeemed.

>>44918979
Autists are easily baited.

>>44918866
True that's why I advocate for becoming a T O M

>>44918982
Giants/Nephilims came from angels mating with humans and became the demons after they died in the flood, end of story.

>>44918870
>Truly a man of daring, and hopefully a strong liver.
I don't even drink alcohol.

>>44918982
Chesh gets pretty mad when girls approach Knight-san...

>>44918996
She is a holy protective trinket, it'd normal, no?

Say, /mgt/.
If you, somehow, someway, found out that the Day of the Rape was a week from now, what preparations would you choose to make?
Personally, I'd be getting a lot of cleaning done, and stock up on a variety of meats to share with my wife-to-be.

I've got a a fever!

Dominions 4/5 MGE mod when?

>>44918987
That's what turned the general monster girl thread into... not the general monster girl thread.

>>44918998
Yeah but she doesn't even let him shower alone...

>>44919009
Fuck off raider. Go stay in your shithole over on /vg/.

>>44919002
I was confused what she was at first, that my mind was switching back and forth to three different monster girls from Dormouse to Wendigo to Holstaur.

>>44919016
It's saner there.

>>44919016
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Don't say fuck off, it's only going to give him a dopamine rush. Why is this so hard a concept to understand? It doesn't matter how many insults your post has, it doesn't matter how nasty you get, any attention is going to give him a rush.

>>44919002
Me too
>>44919011
Water is an expensive resource and a holy cat also needs to be cleansed like any other pet.

>>44918996
He already has a wise-cracking sidekick, other girls need to take the hint.

>>44919034
But I'm not even new. He's just crazy.

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But Knight-san is on an arduous mission! He needs as many holy relics as he can get!

How do monster girls se furies? Adorable? uncanny valley/weirded out?

You know I’m surprised nephilims aren’t in MGE since we know angels and humans can have children in the universe, though how to make a titanic monstrosity cute that both eats humans and it’s own kind I don’t know. Maybe it’s one of those things that shouldn’t be touched upon in the lore.
Or maybe they would just be humans that have angelic dna in them where they can turn into 10 to 12 foot tall bane like beings instead. Almost like a raging mushroom power up but more otherworldly.

>>44919055
Well the demon lord approves them she started this shit.

>>44919050
Miss Chesh doesn't like that idea and is hissing now.

>>44919062
Blessings upon her.
Or she just really wanted her dog to stop monopolizing her husbands attention and move out.

>>44918848
>KC told Wightfag to eat shit months ago

Actually to KC it was less of a "fuck off" command and a heart crushing "Why are you doing this to your wife? Dont you love your wife? Respect your wife" scolding before KC got enough and banned him. I think that was a defining point for KC and might be the main reason for the current state of MGE. Wightfag had a Wight profile pic and had a lot of waifu pics uploaded then he suddenly turns NTR.

>>44919065
Well it's too late! He's found the Flaming Sword of Farkreeth and he's taking it! Now he just has to find a way to convince the Salamander holding it to let it go!

>>44918839
If I leak it the doomer scenario of "KC closed off MGE to a circle of friends" will become a reality, killing MGE. And since my sanity depends on MGE cope, I cant contribute to its extinction.

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>>44919081
Fuck off.

So uh, has the new girl leaked yet?

>>44919106
No, shell out 10 bucks and take one for the team

>>44919107
Nah, I'm good. I don't care enough to spend money on it.

>>44919102
You're feeding the troll again. Stop doing that. Every time you respond he gets a dopamine rush. You are figuratively jerking him off.

>>44919106
No and dont expect it in a long time:
1. She doesnt seem to be popular, no hype to share
2. Everyone is scared because KC went overkill this time with anti-leaking measures and not even the japanese image profile was shared, just the translated text as shitty as it can come in a DM and the high resolution pic.

>>44919120
>Everyone is scared
I mean, nobody has ever been in a rush to leak them before.

>>44919120
I am of the mind it will come when it comes, no sense in getting bent out of shape or concerned really. You have no control of when it releases and KC feels the need to exert his ownership of his ip because it was/is under coordinated attack, many other fandoms failed to act and now we got shit like race not applying stats in DnD etc.

What is your "Oh shit! The monsters are coming and they're horny!" theme music?

https://youtu.be/RyUiu_2jjP8?si=t4rbupLGGbZxWN68

how to counter childhood friend jinko's "sit on you" move?
also how to remove crippling childhood friend debuffs?

>>44919156
>many other fandoms failed to act and now we got shit like race not applying stats in DnD etc.
It's one thing to pander to cancer and another to just ignore stupid shit randoms on the internet do all the time.
It would also massively help if western fandom didn't have a couple schizos scouring the internet and shoving that shit in KC's face to progress their own agenda.

>>44919158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvWqVQIvazU

>>44919158
This song came to my mind.
https://youtu.be/71wMqeEUZtQ?si=5-MEObszVyAaCYv-

>>44919176
What even is this agenda?

>>44919158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f7pgA0riU8

>>44918870
>Why do you like those types so much?
Because I love huge tits and girls with soft and kind personalities, Demons are also very high on my list because of all the demon posting that we get.

>>44919158
>Halo Flood theme

This song plays when foolish under leveled (male) adventurers are being gangraped by Mamono Mana 'd Flood (Extremist Tentacles, Ropers and Parasite Slimes). All while a Schizophrenic Automaton tells you to wait as she opens the door to the index.

>>44919211
Good to see the Library still makes men out of boys.

>>44919211
Worst fucking dungeon in all the demon realms.

>>44919217
>those monsters
>makes men out of boys
h-hehe

4 minotaur american gladiators vs anon

>>44919231
10 Hamburger Fed Hellhounds VS Anon.

>>44918721
Baphomet and malef
Or bogie and bogey

>>44919231
Who would win: ten minotaurs or ten Brock Lesnars?

New MGE fan game?
https://twitter.com/MonsterGirlAdv/status/1712677751935697054?t=jWW517kBYv4APJB9-1X8Mw&s=19

>>44919186
Some schizoid reactionary crusade against "degeneracy" complete with internet christcucks, you only need to scroll through one bunker meta thread not recommended to get the idea.
Or just look at what happened to puuyo.

>>44919001
Uhh, I dont know man. Probably clean my room?

>>44919258
What's wrong with being reactionary?

hellwan love

>>44919231
7 cardboardlusted jinkos vs anon

>>44919275
He's an NTRfaggot that's mad he got exposed. Ignore him.

>>44919275
Nothing, as long as you are not destroying a fandom because you are unable to separate reality from dreams about fantasy waifus.

>>44919106
I think the reason she has't been leaked is due to KC extreme measures and how uninteresting she is.
She can be boiled down to
>Yellow slime with eyes
>Seems to just do random things that nobody gets
>Is actually super smart
>Get near and you want to fuck her
>Got a AoE thing that makes other monsters lose their inhibitions (like they have any)
>Eat slime to get smart
Outside the AoE inhabitation thing, there's nothing new or interesting there. I'll continue to talk about my waifu.

>>44919258
>puuyo
Saw his profile and he has never denounced MGE and keeps a fucking loli Baphomet as his wife. So I dont get what degeneracy he thinks or wants to fight against and how he is doing it.

All of you will die.

>>44919303
His twatter profile is now full on praise jesus schizo rambling

>>44919308
everybody will die anon, we ain't special

I will ignore all the drama baiting niggers and post gazer.

>>44919311
Just normal faith stuff? I mean he could be into something a lot worse and become a lot worse.

>>44919311
Dont see how his religious posts expose some conspiracy by him to "fight degeneracy" in MGE, what does that even mean and how he can accomplish it, given he is still a loli Baphomet waifufag.

>>44918721
Two succubi

>>44919311
mge has a fair amount religious people following it, and dont really object to the idea of "fucking your wife to make a family"

>>44919311
Ain't nothing wrong with Jesus.

>>44919325
>>44919331
>gaslighting this hard
I want bunkerfags to stay on bunker

You've heard of hellwan, but how about Hellwoof?

>>44919355
Not from that place though if he truly did follow the messiah like he says he does he wouldn’t be a baphofag because the messiah is gonna kill people like that in the last days, read revelations.

>>44919360
Hag hellhound?

>>44919331
being hyper religious and into kids isn't an uncommon combination, broseph

>>44919372
Didn't Jesus warn against people who just keep shoving the fact they are religions into everyone face as well?

>>44919381
>get molested by a dark priest as a kid
Many such cases

>>44919372
>if he truly did follow the messiah
Internet preachers are not exactly known for actually adhering to their religion

>>44919397
I believe he did, where he said there’s some people you can’t change and you have to move on eventually and let them decide for themselves if they want to follow or not.

Wyvern is better than any smelly dragon, disgusting malef, or decaying zombie dragon.
Wurm is cool tho.
post wyvern

Wyvern is better than any smelly dragon, disgusting malef, or decaying zombie dragon.
Wurm is cool tho.
post wyvern

>>44919303
Trying to understand the mentally ill isn't worth the trouble. Stick them all in the loony bin and be done with it.

>>44919421
I just wish they'd stay there instead of stirring shit in the thread

>>44919325
>Just normal faith stuff?
No,it had something about NTR right at the front but I can't find the link to his profile now to confirm. It is certainly not normal to use faith in your petty fight against internet degenerates.

>>44919419
All reptile girls are good.
I will kiss a dragon, Wyvern and a lizard girl on the tip of their tails and they can't stop me.

>sky jew this
>twitter account that
shut the fuck up and post vampires

>>44919445
Based.

>>44919445
I want to fuck the not!whore of babylon instead

>>44919451
fucking awful art

>>44919451
Well matches up with the description of Jezebel at least especially the makeup part.

It's weird how some posters/anons/waifufags/writefags/etc seem to spark a large amount of debate

And others just exist and have existed for years

>>44919252
My head wife is a malefomet

>>44919445
Vampires are a abomination have sex with dog girls and angel girls instead as God intended for human men.

Was checking Puuyo's account and he did deleted all of Rebekkah's art minus the profile pic. He might have stopped being a waifufag after all.

>Hey, fren. Got any tendies?

>>44919481
Nah hes still getting commissions and skebs

>>44919481
Maybe it’s for the best. Like how old is puuyo at this point, that I wouldn’t be surprised he wanted to move on eventually.

burg

>>44919506
At almost 34 I dont ever see myself leaving MGE.

>>44919481
Of all the waifufags, who's even left? What's the status on them all?

>>44919508
fucking dogsshit art

>>44919531
burg

>Mamonomana ain't free. The tree of romance and lewd gotta be litterd with the cum of husbands. Chief God, aka "CG" is not my goddess. she is perma virgin and probably lesbian as well :DD. Man and REAL mamono, not man and Alp ok. Praise Lilith.

>>44919538
Dumb gremlin
The dragon who absolutely has big tits is so much cooler and smarter and better

>>44919531
Sabbath not welcome here.

>>44919538
Much better.

>>44919569
Big tits are nice but when it looks like shitty DA fetish art it's garbage.

>>44919524
Apparently theres a new Amazoness waifufag. Commissioned this and is expecting another.

>>44919524
Here or just in general?

>>44919552
>MP7
Cringe. Perfect for a loser like Druella.

>>44919524
most seem to be in discord circles at this point

>>44919597
Either or I guess

>>44919552
Motherfucker has over 50 pictures of Druella, he is obsessed and will become a target of the mamono princess. That be careful out there anon.

>>44918721
If i had to choose 2, it would be Inari and Apophis. The contrast between soft mofu and hard coils would probably drive me insane

I'm gonna go to the park on a nice, sunny Sunday in Hagille, lay down on the grass and loudly announce: God I wish a hag would sit on my face right now.

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>>44919328
I don't understand what you see in her.

>>44919590
He has good taste

Gonna post a pic of the worst microwave meal possible, post it on 4mon and say how I'm treating myself to a healthy meal.
Imagine the (You)s

When I find myself smelling of flowers
A cute insect buzzes over to me
My clothes are gone in an instant - plap a bee
And when I wake in the darkness I've been trapped inside a insect hive
She covers me in honey - plap a bee

plap a bee, plap a bee.
plap a bee plap a bee.
Find out what the buzz is about, plap a bee.

>>44919712
I like to imagine eros extremists using post like this to recruit hags into their faction, as well as encourage trainees. Imagine the portals opening and a large group of tactical hags dropping into the you city and manatracking your posts back to you.

>>44919780
Oh no! That would be terrible haha.

I think the dungeons 4 demo might have accidentally given me a thing for crazy elves, you lot have ruined me

>>44919762
>anon hears polite knocking on his bedroom door
>hes pretty sure he lives alone
>"Silly mastah, i can show you what real healthy food is."

>>44919825
>Purple slime starts leaking from the door frames
I will eat the slime and I will be happy.

>>44918721
Weresheep and Dormouse to make the world a sleepy place

Does the Chief Goddess have a name? And who is the Chief God?

So, obviously MGC will have separate themed districts/regions to keep every anon happy, which ones can you think of?
>WEF schizoverse parody downtown, with local governor Klaudia Schwab coming up with new eco measures that somehow seem to be just about pushing men and mamono into relationships
>hagtown, known for its seedy bars where young boys go in, but are often never seen again
>hellwan ghetto, always at odds with MGCPD wights
>gyaru school district with roving bands of pyrows preying on unaccompanied adult men

>>44919887
Back in the old days, the mayor of MGC was just this really tired guy.

>>44919887
I will cook raging mushroom combat drugs near the old crackhouse so somewhere near the wonderland district and the techno slum

an anubis enters a bar, and says:
>one whiskey and.................. one coke please
>why the big pause?
>I don't know, I was born with them

>>44919825
>Anon buys a microwave dinner at the store
>Monster main comes up behind him, gently takes him by the arm and tells him to put it down
>She then follows him home and cooks him a proper dinner

>>44919956
Fuck it, gonna roll for what monster maid I get
>https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
>Jinko
BIG
BUFF
CAT
MAID

>>44919934
I'm going to shave those paws clean after she passes out after one glass

>>44919967
>Kamaitachi
A maid for dinner, a maid for bath and a maid for me.

>>44919967
>Rata maid
Dick the squirrel.
>>44919976
The moment you touch the paw she’s gonna unconsciously grab you and pull you into an iron grip cuddle like a daki.

>>44919999
>forcibly cuddled by a big dog
>having to breathe in her alcoholic breath and slowly get drunk too
Nice

>>44919967
>dark slime
How cute, she thinks she's a shog.

>>44919967
I want one too.

>buy canned meat at the store
>monsters think I'm going to cook something with it when I get home
>little do they know I'm going to eat it straight out the can

>>44919817
they always wait till your at your weakest

>>44919445
Vampires are fucking dorks, dorks!

>>44920096
rubable ears

>>44918355
It's kind of funny how every dragon since the original profile has just been "dragon but not an asshole".

>>44920467
dont care, still like regular dragon best

dragons are so cool!

>>44920608
dragons are hot, not cool, they breathe fire after all

>>44920608
Scaled claws typed this post.

>>44920672
What about ice dragons?

>>44920733
so cold its hot

>>44920733
Mrs White Christmas

>>44920672
No, they are cold blooded, they are cool.
Their breath is hot.
So you should get a hot blowjob and then cool your dick of in their pussy.

>>44920672
My dragon wife can't breath fire. She just breaths out hard enough to form a shock-wave or raw concussive energy.

>>44920768
I will forever associate that song with Arnie as Mr. Freeze

>>44920826
Instructions unclear. Ate out dragon coochie and whipped out my weiner into her claws

>>44920868
>>44920672
>breathfags

Wight is my light in this plight
Living without Wight is a blight
How long do I have to fight?

>>44921138
Wight supremacy

>>44919294
Pyrow is the best of the "recent" girls, all the ones released after the lockdown era are mediocre and uninteresting. Malef gets any attention only thanks to the corruption gimmick, like ketchup on a bland meal.

>>44921229
All of the good ideas have already been done.

>>44919887
Undergroung insect district. Iluminated only by bioluminescent plants and made up of mostly stone,with pLenty of ambush spots, dead ends and tunnels.

>>44921356
>Underground insect district
Misread this as "underground incest district"

>>44921448
Is this an elf or a demon

>>44921356
>>44921448
There is no Undercity of Rats. There most definitely isn't an Under-Undercity of Ants.

>>44921448
>it's just a bunch of lonely older women adopting young orphan boys and getting marriage papers bundled

>>44921448
Considering how fertile insects are, there is bound to be some insect incest.

>>44919887
flower district
junktown
THE REDZONE

>>44919967
>Wendigo
How's that gonna work?
She's gonna stalk me about halfway to my house, come up behind me to tell me to throw the microwave meal away, spook me into raping her and guide me to her village? Sounds like a kidnapping with extra steps, not a maid. Or maybe she's gonna consider my house her village now.

>get teleported into MGE
>seeing that it worked, your waifu smiles weakly and then collapses
>when she wakes up, she explains that dimensional summoning places incredible strain on the caster and she will likely need several months to regain her strength

>>44921886
Pump her full of cum to help her recover.

>>44921886
>and she will likely need several months to regain her strength
>starts sucking mana straight from Anon's D immediately

>>44921886
Well, that's one way to tell us that you have a healing fetish

>>44921959
Wait, you don't?

Imagine healing a monster far larger than you

>>44922026
I don't see the point, I'd rather spend the day having my pelvis strained by a healthy aggressive monster

>>44921229
>>44921267
I have hopes for Balrog. Not many, but some.

>Doctor Lich found out I was faking my illnesses just so I could have an excuse to keep seeing her frequently at the clinic
I'm so boned man.

>>44922066
Balrog will probably end up being literally who after a month, just like Phoenix that was also highly anticipated for years.

beast girls involuntarily wagging their tails...

What monster would be a sushi chef for zipangu's best omakase place?
Ochimusha?

>>44922132
>when you say that you want to "mate" instead of fuck/have sex
>WAG WAG WAG WAG WAG

>>44922097
as long as balrog isnt another fucking loli I'll be happy

>>44922285
Don't worry, my dad works for KC and says it won't be loli just toddlercon

>give dragon egg carton
>she just says her eggs are too big to fit there

>>44922309
>dragon so fit that she just squats and lays the unfertilized egg on the spot without even breaking a sweat

>>44922285
balrog will be an elf

malef wurm

>>44922285
balrog will be a short stack muscle girl

>>44922361
Balrog will be an Alp
>cue Wizards: "You shall not Pass!"

>>44922285
balrog will have sentient tentacles

>>44918440
Pears are made to seduce and pleasure human onii-chans and misters.

>>44922455
How the fuck am I NOT supposed to just push her down and ravage her anus in anal mating press?

>>44918355

>>44922536
she big

I'd let her treat me.

>>44918373
wait what

>>44922568
A whole bunch of retardation got purged by the jannies.

Dark Valkyries are berry good.

>>44919343
MGE is porn. I thought Christians weren't supposed to consume porn?
Definitely not loli porn, in any case.

Watch out for local fallen heros anons. They will protect you from all of the monsters around you just to get you to themselves.

I see the shit stirrer has awoken and is drama baiting again. Needs slime correction.

>>44919956
Kikis disarming a man of his tv dinner like you might approach someone holding a loaded gun

>>44922655
Can I have some?

>>44922097
Heartbreaking too because Phoenix is still personal favorite Harpy. Even if her tassels are placed in a dumb place on her design.

>>44922285
Have both booba and loli versions from Nav, joke is on you.

>>44920021
I... don't think that's how that works, anon...

>>44922677
It's mamono magic, it will work if it makes my pp go hard

I will not lose to hags this time

I want to be an order church guy and the only one willing to go deep into monster territory to perform marriages and the like.
It takes balls to go and preach infront of a congregation who are dripping on the pews

>>44922700
>Oh? Of course you won't~

>>44922615
The solution is to convert to islam, it even has canon loli insallah

>>44922708
Incensed order priest who perfectly believes all the order propaganda about how terrible monsters are but thinks it's an even greater sin for so many mg/human couples to be wandering around claiming to be married without ever having received a simple marriage ceremony
Venturing into the depths of monster territory, barely holding back disdain, only to make sure that those rapists are *properly* taking responsibility for their victims.

>>44922730
His sermons are always fire and blood, sometimes literally hurling fireballs at succubus trying to rape him mid delivery.
One of these days he is going to lescatie to preach in the streets and hell will break loose.

>>44922711
t-this fox only has seven tails... i b-bet she's w-weak...

>>44922711
Her eyes are closed which means I'm still safe

>>44922783
for now...

>>44922496
You can't say you've properly defeated the smug brat, if you didn't beat her with her own weapons of seductive words and light touching to make her knowingly submit to be buttfucked senseless.

>>44922807
Mercy

>>44922708
>Has an unstable alliance with an entourage of cupids and houri
>Keeps his pelvis intact
>He doesn't like them, and they don't agree with his view on the world
>But eros be damned if a couple want an order wedding then an order wedding they will get

>>44922800
Holy shit. Kojikoji is back?

>>44922823
>Buttfucking the smug brat senseless
>Not just impregnating her ferociously

>>44922914
Why not both?

>>44919258
>bunker meta thread
I have never seen such angry people. It's scary.

I will breed so many tall succubi that nearly every man will have a succ wife and thus bring extinction to all of the MG I dislike.

>>44922975
I will marry them ONLY IF
- I have to get on my tiptoes to kiss them
- all else negotiable

>>44922975
finally an answer to the shitsune question.

Catgirls!

>>44922840
they gotta respect the willingness to compromise for love

>>44922930
Because I don’t want to do butt stuff I want to hold her pear up to my pelvis and pump her full of my kids.

>>44922914
Impregnating a monster that young might be incredibly difficult, not to mention if she was one of the rarer kinds.
Not that it would stop her from crying out she's going to be knocked up, and going "just kidding~" after the nakadashi.

>>44923021
cats are mini sociopath's, catgirls would be horrifying

>>44923035
>>44922840
Will travelling the demon realms and hearing the love stories of so many monster human couples thaw this priests frozen heart?
Will he find the absolution he desires, or will he find something even deeper within himself?
Perhaps he may even grow to call those winged pink abominations... friends.
Join us for the next episode of messengers of love

>>44919258
>>44919303
>>44919311
>>44919325
>>44919331
>>44919343
>>44919372
>>44919381
>>44919436
Most of the time, these people justify themselves by saying "IT'S NOT REAL YOU SJW LIBKEKS".

It so painfully obvious.

>>44923078
Id watch it

>>44922663
>TvDinner Anon in a 3way stand-off with 2 Kikis weilding long-handled skillets
>distracted, doesn't hear the 3rd Kiki behind him with her broom raised
>
>wakes up in his kitchen, tied tightly to a chair
>Kiki is preparing dinner
>'Aha, she can't make Anon eat it as his arms are bound'
>
>first course is a bowl of her speciality Borscht with a big spoon
>"Silly Mashtah, here cooms zhe aeroplanez..."

>Tonight's top story on the disturbing new trend sweeping through MGC's youth: Condoms, and how to keep your kids away from them
>Is YOUR son or daughteru getting their hands on condoms? A recent report has shown a significant uptick in the number of contraceptives confiscated from monsters in MGC.
>Most of this is driven by students at high schools across the city. Authorities say a number of old, smelly hags have infiltrated the school system and disguised themselves as students, and are likely the ones distrubuting condoms.
>It ia unknown why they haven't all been immediately apprehended, as despite these hags universally claiming to be 17 years of age, they all smell like old people and remain hopelessly out of touch with modern teenage lingo.
>Nevertheless, when your son or daughter comes home from high school tomorrow, ensure they haven't brought with them such a vile thing as a condom.
>Thank you for watching 69 MON News.

>>44922663
why are they so cruel, took me a whole day to earn enough for that meal

>>44919967
>dragon zombie miad

>>44923200
And now you'll get a nice homecooked meal for free!

>>44922895
No that was drawn in February.
https://twitter.com/kojikojitw/status/1712818522446045531

>>44923078
>"Oi, Robes, We've got a request from a couple a few countries over"
>"Let me guess. A nice human couple in the middle of an order state?"
>"Oh if you had another request we can hit that afterwards! It's in Dragonia."
>"Sarcasm hellspawn. If it were not my divined duty, I would sooner be dead than set one foot further into these accursed lands."
>"Hey! Watch your mouth! Dragonia is a lovely country filled with wise and generous dragons."
>"Dragons? Has that pink bow tie cut off air supply to your head, assuming you had a brain to begin with? Dragons are humanities eternal and arch enemy. A plague upon generations of men that only the most valiant and pure heroes-"
Keep in mind there are 2 other cupids and a houri with him. The trips are always long.

>>44923253
He'll go on like that but in the end he always manages to go on and do the ceremony without glaring at the bride.

>>44923199
News Update:
>MGCPD Detectives have arrested a notorious Mimic trying to pass as a vending machine near MGC High
>Mimic was in possession of a large number of illegal c*ndoms
>when questioned, the Mimic' Tanuki lawyer claimed her client was only selling the illegal c*ndoms as convenient containers for quantities of 'mimic-slime' sold as perfectly legal anal-sex lubricant for loli mamono students
>MGCPD have released the Mimic, but are warning all parents to be aware that highschool mamonos experimenting with anal-sex can be a 'gateway' to other dangerous forms of non-procreative activity, like actual c*ndom-usage.
>MGCPD Spokesmamono: "Kids, be sure your Anon is cooming deep in your mamono-pussy, remember our safety motto 'Stay balls-deep in school!'."

a cool location for an adventure would prob be like human territory where monsters are allowed but not looked well upon(second class citizens).

>>44923329
just start in a green demon realm like everyone else

>>44918806
RPG UPDATE DOKO?!

>>44923277
>"Wow! Helluva ceremony there robes! Did you see the bride's mother? She was moved to tears! A malef, moved to tears!" The cupid says.
>"Hmph. Oration is but one of the many skills blessed upon me." The priest replies.
>"An orator huh? I'm sure there's some monster out there who'd love a good ora-"
>"Cease! Or I'll take one of your accursed arrows - a blessing from a false god I might add - and shove it down your throat so I might be free of your incessant bull!"
>"Ooh! Kinky! Tell me more!" The houri butts in.
>"Not." The priest grits his teeth. "One. More. Word."
>"Sounds like someone's hungry." The cupid smirks. "Since we are here, why dont we try the local dragonia steak? I hear it's a delicacy."
>"Monster food!? ...I suppose if you MUST insist. The goddess demands her servants be at full strength."

How intense is the correction you need?

Gaira 15 will be out on the 25th.

>>44923329
>go on holiday with dragon wife
>get lost while flying to Ryugujo
>decide to land in the nearest town and ask for directions
>everyone starts running and screaming at the sight of a dragon
>you must have ended up in human territory