/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44679508
erotic

princess paizuri

>>44683780
Soft and regal, like her.

>>44679508
Kaguyahime-same, you're getting greedy... another thread just after the last one reach the limit is a bit much...

>>44679508
greasy ho

NEET my beloved

>>44688391
Stupid sexy 'Guya

>>44688391
>NEET
Incorrect, she a princess thus she can't be a NEET

>>44683804
Disgusting, that's not how 'guya should look like

I want to lick them

>>44683804
My princess :)

>>44683804
Kaguya after twenty years of me putting a kid in her the moment the last is out.

How long do you think her pubes are?
I bet she never cut them. They could be reaching all the way to the ground, that's the reason she has that long skirt.
A real crotchbeard neet!

>>44700728
She probably doesn't have any hair on her other then her head. Like a proper, feminine abd pure Luna Princess

>>44699593
Best himetits

Serving the Hime. Fanning the Hime. Clothing the Hime. Bathing the Hime. Cuddling with the Hime under the sheets. Going out for walks with the Hime. Cooking for the Hime. Entertaining the Hime. Reading books to the Hime. Playing video games with the Hime.Grinding in boring shitty games so the Hime doesnt have to. Worshiping the Hime's soft pampred princess pale feet. Swimming with the Hime. Massaging the Hime. Watching movies with the Hime. Being the Hime's fuck toy. Satisfying the Hime's fetishes. Protecting the Hime. Feeding the Hime. Loving the Hime.

>>44707354
Sounds exhausting, I would rather not...

>>44707354
Hi, Eirin.

friday guya!

>>44707354
taking care of the hime-sama is so exausthing...

>>44719063
Why is Hime-sama mocking me?

>>44719111
She is trying to bait you into mating pressing her.
This is a fool's trap; Eirin will find out and steal you from Kaggu, leading to a bloody fight with you as the prize. No you do not get a say in it, and they do not care what you think.
No you aren't supposed to want that you're taking all the fun out of it.

>>44719143
So when does Mokou comes and steals me away?

>>44707354
Is the mindbreaking paizuri the reward for a good service?

>>44719169
When you find a way of telling her what's going on and how it would be oh-so-terrible if Kaggu's archnemesis were to come and ruin you for marriage.
Course you might get burnt alive in Eientei when she comes a knocking, but you might not. Decisions decisions.

>>44719063
Aren't you alone as well Kaguya?

>Kaguya enters the living room hoping to talk to you when you make your bid for freedom.
>After 100 years of basket weaving you are skilled enough to quickly entrap her in a large woven basket while you escape.
>But with her 200 years of experience in tap dancing she is able to sense the reverberations throughout the basket and pinpoint the weak point in the fibers to strike and destroy the basket.
>It's too late, and with your 300 years of oil painting you used the few seconds she was trapped in the basket to paint every surface in the room to look like other surfaces, rooms, and hallways all with their own painted walls painted with similar paintings in different orders to confuse her sense of direction.
>Unfortunately with her 400 years of blindfolded mountain biking she is able to close her eyes and navigate the room with echolocation by screeching and chases after you.
>Luckily thanks to your 500 years of hedge trimming you are able to create an exact duplicate of yourself in the yard that draws her attention.
>Tragically, her 600 years of baking key lime pies made lime, egg yolks, and sweetened condensed milk, and topped with a meringue topping made from egg whites, or with whipped cream leaves her able to detect that the faint scents of the ingredients of the pie you ate that morning led elsewhere and she determines your correct location.
>Quickly, you use your 700 years of misdirection to trick her into using her 800 years of crime scene reconstruction to piece together a past scene you already played out earlier using your 900 years of improvised acting in anticipation of this very moment, tricking her into observing the past while you hide in the present.
>You have five minutes until she uses her 1000 years of kite flying to manipulate the local atmospheric pressure to create a wind formation that creates a small vacuum pocket in the sky that will collapse and suck you up into the air for easy discovery unless you prepare.

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>>44728751
It's quoting an archived post from somewhere, it counts.

I would make Kaguya cranky by willfully not being attracted to her, which would shatter her perceptions since she must be used to every man she meets immediately being taken to her. I would not treat her like a princess and I would find her "royalty" laughable just to tick her off as much as possible.

>>44719063
i want to get lost in her frilly dress

>>44729000
I'd treat her like one of the boys to piss her off.

I love Kaguya

>>44739049
I love mokou THOUGH

>>44739698
Wow, me too!

>>44739698
Mokou smells like SHIT.

>>44739698
ZUNart Mokou is cute!

>>44740026
Get your nose out her crack then, dummy.
Or leave it there, your choice.

>>44740041
Mokutest!

This thread has been hijacked by the Huziwarano clan

Begone from Eientei, smelly vagrant!

>>44740675
This isn't eientewi though, moonslut

>>44740823
You WILL leave, lest I release my true power upon you, low class wench.

>>44719181
Amongst other mindbreaking things she can do, yes it is worth it.
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>>44712058
It is well worth it. The service is a reward by itself. Pampering such a cute and unbelievably sexy girl who mastered the art of conversation and lives in a literal mansion would be the best. Cuddling up and sleeping next to her after a long day of pampering. Yes please.

>>44743755
I guess that sounds better then my current situation so I'll take it.

>>44748400
How seductive...

God(s) i need a Kagu fumo. I already have an Eirin so they would be perfect together. I dream of being able to give the actual Kaguya fumo Eirin and giving Eirin a fumo Kaguya. Wouldnt that be adorable?

>>44752557
kagu fumos dont have all the necessities of a real hime-sama. and if they do, you already have an eirin fumo to keep her in check.

Kaguya is a good tailor.

Kaguya is made for liver theft (going to become immortal)

Royal breasts...

>>44743516
Oh no i am so scared of your true power! What you gonna do, shit so hard it will create a backsplash?

>>44752617
I guess so but thats the closest ill get to being with my princess.

What eye color do you prefer Kaguya to have?

>>44762614
Yellow.

>>44688391
[x] sniff underwear

>>44762614
The same one she has in Touhou LW or black

>>44679508
I don't consider Kaguya to be the most beautiful in Touhou.
I think the ancient Japanese just had very low standards of beauty.

>>44762956
i cant believe hime-sama became a middle evolution betweent the cute star and that awful nu 2hou. extremely disrespectful.

>>44762956
All I take from this chart is that Star is a slute.
A slute!

>>44762956
i don't like this chart at all!

Cute!

>>44765159
Played it very cool!

>>44765159
Man I've always wanted my date to be interrupted by my date and my friend who insisted on tagging along for some reason brutally murdering each other over and over again until they get bored.

>>44765159
uhh i don't think that's a good idea hime sama

Who leads the head-to-head between these two?

>>44766496
Kaguya.

>>44700247
She'll be a decent mother.

Love this guy's Kaguya.

>>44765159
I think Mokou is the one who will have to end up playing more aggressively here. She has more to lose from losing a loved one that Kaguya.

>>44762956
>I don't consider Kaguya to be the most beautiful in Touhou.
No one cares about what you consider. Not a single being in the cosmos. And if one happens to say they do they are in fact lying.

>>44762956
No smallpox scars, straight teeth, no squinting, and doesn't smell probably made her the most beautiful woman in Japan.

>>44765159
I love her!

>>44766496
always been a iori guy

Mokou and Kaguya, one is nothing without the other.

>>44790550
Kaguya was living life on the moon well before Mokou was born. Mokou nothing without Kaguya.

>>44784349
A Touhou/Kof crossover would be great.

>>44790550
Kaguya has servants and a support system. Mokou has nothing.

ENTER MOGUYA

>>44803018
Why are her arms hairy

>>44803107
she's half-mokko

Eternal love with Kaguya!

>>44812581
no thanks lol

>>44812581
yes please lol

>>44812581
MAKE ME ETERNAL!

>>44813072
Me on the left

>>44812581
Carry on with mokou, princess, I'm just temporary and thankful for it

>>44790550
Yeah, "one" of them is nothing without the other. The other one is just fine by themselves.
Mokou's life is defined almost entirely by Kaguya snubbing her father, but Kaguya doesn't think about Mokou all that much. She has no reason to hate Mokou, and views her as more of a playmate than anything else.
I don't think Kaguya even mentions Mokou once in her chapter in CiLR, while Mokou's is all about her grudge against Kaguya and the things it led to.
There's no mutual dependency, no life outside of Mokou, and no purpose given by her. It's always been a rather one-sided conflict that Kaguya goes along with because it's fun.
And even Mokou has clearly been improving and doing new stuff, so Kaguya's importance is dropping for her, as well.

>>44817598
Mokou just needs a father figure to guide her. Could that be (You) jaypee?

>>44818838
But I don't want to be Akyuu.

>>44818838
She's too old to ever need a father figure. Although she would have some weird Freudian thing where she would look for a partner who reminds her of her dad (as do most women). Could that be (us) gaypee?

>>44812581
How would one even end up in such a situation?

>>44819642
Being as handsome as she is beautiful or somehow always entertaining her so she's almost never bored.

You are saving yourself for her.. right?

>>44812581
>>44819642
Something bad will happen no matter what answer you give.

>>44819998
That's why I just start ruffling her hair while swallowing the cyanide I keep hidden in a false tooth.
My last words being "Mokou...why...", I reinvigorate their bloody feud and set them up for another thousand years of agonizing deaths at the hands of each other.

Kaguya and her Impossible Requests have great story potential. Though unlike her former suitors, have the Protagonist be an insane adrenaline junkie who gets a kick out of putting himself in danger. The look on Kaguyas and Eirins faces when after completing all Requests, instead of asking Kaguya's hand in marriage, he as for more Requests would be hilarious.

>>44821687
I really want to see someone getting Kaguya's interest in them and then dropping impossible requests on her just to bully Kaguya and show her how it feels.

Imagine cuddling with her at night...

Kaguya's 5 impossible requests:
Get a High Score 100,000 pts
Get a Pro Score 400,000 pts
Get a Sick Score 700,000 pts
Collect S-K-A-T-E
Get the Secret Tape

>>44824833
I tell her she ain't worth it and walk out to hang out with Mokou instead.

>>44824851
cucked again

>>44824855
Going to the arcade with Mokou and proceeding to suck at every game we play! WE laugh and joke about our shared inability to play video games well while Kaguya watches from a distance and seethes!

>>44824833
I did all that. But i will not marry her since i do not want anyone taking away my time from gaming.

>>44824833
Sorry Kaguya but I don't play those kinds of Games. How abou, I show you my Byzantium campaign in EUIV, where I restore the Rome Empire instead?

>>44825851
Abraka-guya!

>>44825678
Kaguya wouldnt want some sweaty Paradox twink. If anything she would lust after a masculine real time strategy player. I'd love to play Shogun 2 with her! We could have fun as she points out all the historic inaccuracies as I cheese the game so i don't look bad in front of her!!

>>44832070
Fuck this Hime is so cute. I can see why Mokou's father died trying to marry her. God i wish i could be with her. She's the perfect woman. Tfw i'll never have her hand in marriage.

What would you guys cook for the Hime? Imagine you are tasked with cooking her something and you can eat with her.

>>44837620
spaghetti. for unknown reason every 2hou seem to love spaghetti.

>>44837620
Fried chicken with mashed potatoes, gravy and biscuits.

>>44837620
The best dish I can make are Schnitzels, so that I guess. A culture exchange between between us will streghthen our friendship

>>44837620
Also spaghetti for me because that is the only thing I know how to make. Hopefully I can source some jalapenos to add to the sauce in Gensokyo, as is my favorite way of making it.

5 impossible sex positions!

>>44679508
Is it possible to impregnate the uya?

>>44839628
No, Eirin would kill you before you could even get close to her.

>>44839628
If she wanted you to, then yes. It's her choice. She's the boss of Eientei. Eirin simps for her and will go with whatever decision she makes. She might even be happy for the guya

>>44840225
Abraka'guya falls in love with you!
She tells Eirin!
Eirin presides over an ice cold atmosphere during an introductory dinner!
She goes out to look for rare and poisonous plants for medicine!
Mokou comes along! She knows as well!
"You know, Eirin, if your smelly stupid princess gets a husband, she might get up before noon regularly."
Eirin is about to say something, until the realization kicks in and she sits there with her mouth open!
Eirin starts setting up dates for the two of you!

>>44840285
Would the time one wakes up matter to someone who is eternal?

>>44840305
That mindset has not lasted the two milennia.
Eirin might have the patience of a saint, but it is still finite, and you are not the one having to clean up after a lazy NEEThime who does nothing all day but create a mess and complain about being bored the ungrateful little shi

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>>44840305
>>44840333
Rude!!! Kaguya isn't a NEET, she's a princess and is responsible for Eientei's defenses, that's two occupations so she can't be one.

>>44837679
>>44837695
>>44837774
>>44837784
I would make chicken curry and stew. Dessert would be malva pudding, milk tart and ice cream. Some alcohol in the form of cream liqueur. I think she'd like cream liqueur. Then a back and foot massage for the princess because i can't resist spoiling her as much as possible.

>>44846339
she's a japanese (lunarian) princess, she must be a good drinker, at least for the etiquette.

>>44846379
Something tells me she’d drink snake wine.

>>44837620
Hope she likes scrambled eggs because that's the only thing I can cook.

>>44837620
Rabbit stew.

>>44847320
Come now! Will you not aspire to be anything better than that? You can cook like that for the white haired hobo.

>>44849262
Its not that easy when you do not have te modern kitched tools and ingredient. I do not think it would be possible to fry anything for example.

>>44849333
If I have a frying pan, a fire and some fat I can fry up a grilled cheese for her.
I make a real mean grilled cheese. The secret is smoked cheese and cheddar, a little ham and some hot sauce.

>>44849429
Fat of what?

Though maybe there is a chance you might find someone who can grow olive trees. Or maybe you could use sunflower oil?

>>44849621
I would never use sunflower oil in Gensokyo, I would use beef fat or butter if I could find any.
It's a shame that Japs can't eat cheese, but the Hime will be alright because of the Hourai elixr.
I hope.

>>44849621
Seed oils are shit. Fat is the way to go.
>>44849810
Japs eat raw eggs and even raw meat on occasion. A little cheese wont do anything.

>>44849333
They had frying pans in medieval times.

>>44849836
Pretty much no one who doesn't have some ancestry from Europe is tolerant of lactose.
A cheese sandwich is fine for a N. Euro who's forefathers ate milk and cheese every other day of their lives back twenty generations or more, but a nip with no ability to digest lactose might get SEVERE stomach pain.
Lactose is just a sugar that doesn't taste all that sweet, so if the body can't digest it and there's enough, the bacteria in the gut flare up and produce gas.

>>44719181
Service of the Hime is reward in itself.

>>44849862
I want to feed the hus milk and cheese and then bar all the lavatory doors.

>>44849862
That seems a little overblown. Milk is sold in Japanese grocery stores and you can buy it in vending machines. If milk made every nip melt like the wicked witch of the east then that wouldn't be the case. Also from a little bit of googling it appears that milk consumption in Japan is indeed nowhere near what many European countries consume but it definitely is not nothing.

I'm not saying that people of east asian or native american descent aren't more likely to be lactose intolerant because they definitely are but it's not like poison to every single one of them. That's ridiculous.

I don't know why I love her so much. I've shunned what I'm 99% sure are real advances from real women in favor of her.

>>44851778
What is your favorite picture of her?

kaguya basically represents the ideal of beauty from ancient japan, and people back then liked them nice and plump

>>44855054
name the hime-sama's favourite bird

>>44853757
I know they liked plump girls in Europe bit that was the case for Japan as well?

>>44851778
Based. No roastie could ever hope to match her. Not just in beauty but in other ways as well. The Hime is an accomplished conversationalist and is very intelligent. Can't say the same for most women. Seriously the only thing that could compel you to talk to a woman is either business, familial stuff or you're just really attracted to her. At that point the little head does all the work.

>>44851778
I just like girls with long dark hair.

>>44856753
Remains me of this

Gnarp gnerp

>>44679508
The princess is... big...

>>44862671
Why kill all those people hime-sama?

I want to know what she smells like.

>>44868259
Probably Bambo

>>44868336
Bambo?
Bambi's retarded cousin?
Rambo's friend who was never quite right after 'nam?
The unholy abomination come about from a lonely night in the woods between Rambo and Bambi?

>>44869249
i will KILL you mySELF

>>44862671
Big princess. Which means the sweat clouded emninating from her godly feet must be huge. Imagine being in one of them.

>>44870024
For some reason this Image feels like she's about to stab me

>>44862671
Evil!!!!

>>44870505
DISGUSTING

>>44812581
I might agree in this situation. My biggest problem with Immortality is that I would end up alone post the heat death of the Universe but in this case not only would I have at least 4 other people around but with Kaguya's ability over eternity and the instantaneous, she could probably make the bamboo forestor at the very least Eientei eternal as well.

>>44874778
Sounds comfy, living in a bamboo forest at the end of time.

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>>44874693
Can you really say that you love the princess if you get filtered by her beautiful feet? Also you would be FORCED to like her feet and toes simply because of how jaw droppingly beautiful she is. You'll be lapping up dirt from her soles like a dog.

>>44881520
The feet are not the problem, look at all the people she killed!!!

>Yeah I lick the bum
>Yeah I'm chasin tum
>Groping some things that other people can't feeeeeel
>Yeah, I'm motivated
>Yeah, I'm overrated
>Watch the imitators huffin' like meeee

>This ass is like a fantasy
>Everyone wants to be in
>Reach out for the anal i need
>Is it all just fat?

>Is it just fat?
>Is it just fat?
>Just a fat ass

THIS is how Kaguya should look like!!!

>>44679508
GET PREGNANT
*PLAP*
>>44887298
GET PREGNANT
*PLAP*

>>44887298
>THIS is how Kaguya should look like!!!

>>44887306
She can't.

>>44888782
Eirin can

>>44888782
Her soul is unchanging iirc. Not the body. Otherwise she wouldn't be able to do anything since the body is in a constant state of change. Otherwise homeostasis wouldnt be a thing.

>>44881956
Who cares? If the Princess did it its fine and she probably had a good reason. Besides that it looks like only Mokou died. Who cares if the hobo died? She'll be fine.

>>44887298
Fully agree

This Artist should draw Kaguya more often

>>44890660
Fully disagree. I need Cowraisan Cowguya.

>>44895664
Hime has some cute feet.

>>44837620
it is well known fact that the hime loves Döner

I made some Mokou porn last night.

... Sorry, Kaguya, you're just not that inspirational outside of generic nurse scenarios. And Reimu pulls off the "long, black hair" thing better anyway.

>>44902722
>I made some Mokou porn last night
Via A.I. or self drawing? Either way post them here

>>44902722
I don't care much for Mokou, she's too manly.

>>44903209
Mokou is pretty much a man with tits and a womb who still pulls off the tomboy look in a sorta feminine way, that is probably most men's fantasies.
Sorry 'guya, the times have changed but you haven't, and for once the Hourai elixr isn't to blame.

And while Mokou is busy rejecting lonely anons and kaggu is seething at not being the centre of attention, I will go and seduce her handler

>>44903229
Is that why she has been dressing up as a nurse and "visiting" the bedridden patients?

>>44902789
Make a Mokou thread, betrayer!

>>44904146
Kaguya wouldn't mind.

>>44903229
What's really funny about this is how shallow and vague ''tomboy'' is. It's just a girl with some masculine traits. Kaguya fights to the death for her own entertainment and can lift heavy ass shit over her head like the ceiling of kinkaku-ji. Doesn't get more manly than that.

>>44905801
Nice try Kaguya.

>>44904249
She definitely doesn't mind at all

>>44906114
(Insert comment here about secondaries being secondaries)

This is one of my favorite Kaguya images.

>>44906908
you cand to this anymore with modern screens

>>44906926
Is 640i worth it though?

>>44906960
my old crt was able to reach 1900x1200. it was one of the late models. the guy was big. maybe bigger than the hime-sama.

>>44906868
What's funny to me is that you thought I was denying the powertard feat, instead of denying that made her manly.

>>44911646
Whats funny is that you dont know what a joke is. Maybe you should leave this thread and go to a Cirno one instead. Might be more your speed.

>>44912210
Ah, see I was confused by the total lack of comedy.

>>44912220
You were confused by being an autistic clown. Now please, the Cirno thread is that-a-way.

>>44912220
Is this an 8-Bit Theater quote?

>>44915001
now post uncuteguya.jpg

>>44915875

Kagu when she hasn't gotten a taste of my dick for more than one hour.

>>44921345
well, i wont deny it, she doesnt look cute in this pic

I never see pics of a jealous or flustered guya

>>44925441
she DOES. stop saying such LIES, or ELSE i'll kill YOU mySELF.

>>44921925
Have my Sadguya.

it's bedtime for the hime-sama.

I want to fugg the guya :DDD

>>44926002
Thank you.

>>44925924
Kaguya and Mokou haven’t found a suitable man to fight over.

>>44739698

>>44926354
they didnt meet me yet

This is the Kaguys second thread I've seen reach the limit recently, has she became more popular?