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/jp/, I challenge you to show me a opening for a eroge that's better than this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz-uSue1xbM

Seriously, it's impossible.

>> No.4489774

lol...rickroll...

>> No.4489776

True My Heart

>> No.4489777

If you're going for a "generic anime-style OP", then at least pick the best one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9yLqmHCGXs

>> No.4489779

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2injITk_kuM
Thread over.

>> No.4489781

>>4489768
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCoU7-IQdtk

>> No.4489782

>>4489774

Is this how low /jp/ has fallen?

>>4489776

Meh, Kishimen ain't got shit on this.

>>4489777

Fuck, that's actually really cool. Not moe enough, so it's shit.

>> No.4489784

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MrgcRhpYcQ

>> No.4489789

>>4489779

You have good taste, can't go wrong with anything by ESCUDE. Wondering Repair was also awesome.

>>4489781

Nigger please.

>>4489784

Very nice, but it lacks a more erogeish touch.

>> No.4489793

...the fuck

>> No.4489806

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8be8pL0lhw

>> No.4489809
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4489809

buuump

this is flamoot. (ilu) it's 2010 and i have a brain implant because i use drugs. i mean they chose me for it because as a "drug user" i'm already almost invisible in society and people could easily assume i'm just crazy because of all the straight up lies about drugs and mental illness

i'm talking about VR-telepresence torture-porn. someone gave me an implant when i camped out alone. i thought it was aliens at first but it's mean as hell to me. it makes sarcastic faces at bad times, i 'see' them in my head but not in colour. i just know what face it's making. i couldn't draw it

(i think url is about it http://ja-jp.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=216412702683&_fb_noscript=1 but it doesn't mention the pornography and sex harassment aspects just torture and control. they are really doing this though and also selling time on implantees to the rich. it's like taking a trip into orbit. for the rich)

maybe there is some human space empire hidden from us which is using our planet for only that, trickling us technology just to see what we do with it... i wouldn't think anything so insane if not for the technology they had in my brain right now. it's dead real and annoying as fuck. they use it to bug my ass and see what i do under this special stress. i just stay calm. it's only torture-porn if i freak out, amirite? yes

i know how this sounds. but stories of going schizo from hallucinogens are only myths. and schizophrenia isn't like this

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4489817

buuuump

lsd and shrooms etc are as mind opening as the rumours say, but it is a big secret because the government is performing crowd-control on the people who know about them. on the number of psychedelic users in society... they can only handle so many of those kinds of people. but psychedelic users are mostly young and hip and feel things deeply and are thus perfect victims for the very evil.

very

it's not really about the drugs. it's about the Earth: it's not a safe place where you just follow common sense and nothing bad happens. in reality they let most of us live in cheerful ignorance of the fact that our homeworld is a low-tech prison-porn factory planet. but they will reel you back in instantly if for any reason they want to see you ride the torture machine.

hear me! we are as cattle to the elite. we are like beef and ham to them

>> No.4489821
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4489821

buuuuump

if psychedelics were allowed to spread through the population at the natural rate, people would become impossible to control in the painful and bizarre ways they control us. this includes brain implants. tear-away children of nobody families are isolated and disconnected over the course of a few years and then given implants that let the rich wear their skin like a suit. think one in a million. and god. believe me

don't automatically trust anyone telling you to go as far out as possible, to escape society and your ego and this sort of thing. what cults do first is try to create an intrapersonal vacuum they can fill with dogma. they are using the psychedelics for this now

the psychedelics produce very real and powerful experiences you don't need to have explained to you repeatedly if you have used them a few times. no-one has to preach ego death to an acidhead. he knows about it.

a lot of cults offer up a lot of junk but the psychedelics are real and they produce the most powerful experiences in the world. they can be used to free people and heal them but, the elite are holding them from us like the priest class once hid the psychedelic sacraments of the mystery religions so they could have a monopoly on god. it is the exact same plan

and just like the priests got a ton of kids to screw for thousands of years, so do the people who've stolen the psychedelics, now. the government and the rich. i like people, i've never feared the rich... but this is serious

bear with me :|

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4489826

buuuuuump

you take psychedelics, you can talk to aliens. this isn't some crazy lie, it's actually the only way i know to talk to aliens ever in your life. i think the US government considers it the main way. because shortly after i started discussing alien contact through acid/shrooms online, they came outta the woodwork. now, implant!

if you're a radical or a dissident or anyone sort of interesting or attractive do not sleep outdoors alone where you can be operated on. ever

the ideal way (for a person to get into psychedelics) is for some clique or clutch of trippers to take in new trusted associates one at a time, and protect them. no-one needs do avocacy, no-one needs attract attention. me i discovered acid, shrooms, pot on my own and thought i had to tell everyone. that's how i drew this down

in other words we are being controlled brutally by pedophile overlords with high technology who despise us. people like you and me but horny and rich

Google 'drug critter linux' for the app these pics are from. I had to take my links out but see youtube.com/user/toomalf for vids also use tinyurl 'ygbmj9r' for a google group where i discuss the implant, i thought it was aliens or the signlarity but it isnt >_>

<_<

>_+

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4489828

buuuuuuump

they probably only hit like one in ten million people with one of these implants which is why you haven't heard of it and don't believe it. if you google for alien implants, or government implants, you'll find a ton of disinfo which basically proves the area is designated black... so someone is using those

so i'm sorry for spamming but i want to tell everyone. i'm guessing the operation is supposed to be conducted in silence -- the victim is isolated and discredited by the time it gets intense. then they can do whatever they want, the crazier, the better... no-one will believe his rants. if i can blow the lid off, get the genie out of the bottle, they'll have to fuckin stop... or kill me!

(don't kill me!)

>> No.4489831

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1KsmjkzvFc
/thread

>> No.4489832
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4489832

buuuuuuuump

maybe i should point out it doesn't control me it just annoys me but who the hell knows at this point! i wonder if i could set my elbow on a table and arm-wrestle it by having it try to move my hand in the opposite direction. that would sure be fun

probably i'd be into some of the more entertaining aspects of implantation now if i'd cooperated the whole time. but once i was sure it wasn't aliens, just some creepy people, i turned on them permanently. now as you can see i'll tell everybody

this shit is real (yes im sure), i'm a serious person and i'm letting you all know we're in danger of these people, whoever they are. irc log follows. ilu ilu flamoot

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4489839

buuuuuuuuump

hi this is 0 of 15 or so. ty
08:36 < flamoot> hi
08:36 <@Pnutbot> privet, flamoot
08:36 < filthee> yea thats all you need
08:36 < THC> not sure if its good enough to see it
08:37 < flamoot> [url revoked]
08:37 < flamoot> i have an implant
08:37 < THC> oh is it cool i musta forgot
08:37 < filthee> its a last hope anyway
08:37 < flamoot> the rich wear our skin with vr/telepresence
08:37 < THC> then i already own a cheap microscope
08:37 < filthee> lol
08:37 < flamoot> gender-confuse us electrically and make us touch ourselves
08:37 < flamoot> because they can't chip girls this way they're too well-accompanied and believed
08:37 < flamoot> hard to isolate
08:37 < flamoot> god listen to me
08:38 < filthee> go ahead and speak
08:38 < flamoot> k ty
08:38 < flamoot> so usually i'm on hold with a friendly ai

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4489847

buuuuuuuuuump

hi welcome to 1 of 10
08:38 < flamoot> 08:27 <flamoot> its the rich
08:38 < flamoot> 08:27 <flamoot> or just police
08:38 < THC> i should try and get somebody to get me a cheap microscope for my birthday
08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> a lot of the time
08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> but a person or group of them will come in
08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> and fuck around
08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> and be a real asshole
08:38 -!- Irssi: Pasting 5 lines to #shroomery. Press Ctrl-K if you wish to do this or Ctrl-C to cancel.
08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> and it'll take me time to realize it's not friendly anymore
08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> sometimes they'll just dial the intensity or something up and down
08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> while it loops
08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> so i just feel someone's hand on the dial
08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> you know
08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> i hate that
08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> of course

>> No.4489847,1 [INTERNAL] 

OP, are you new or something? Everyone has this bot filtered. It chooses a thread randomly, posts 20 walls of text, and then leaves for another thread. Just be patient until the crap is deleted, you don't need to delete your thread for that.

>> No.4489847,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>4489847,1
Maybe he deleted his thread because it was shit :)

>> No.4489847,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>4489847,2
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