/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44864129
We can't post in here! This is bat country

hellwan love

Event Horizon post-portals remake
>still has deleted scenes which were too spicy even for a R18+ movie
>is actually a documentary telling the story of first contact with MGE world

remember anons: foxes are too versatile!
unless you can max out resistance in all of these damage types
>mofu
>hag
>loli
>trickery
>thin
>buff
>meaty
then you are always at risk of being one shot by a fox.
your best bet is to max out evasion, dump everything into agility, and then run away.

>>44864257
>mofu
>hag
>loli
>trickery
>thin
>buff
>meaty
So i should lower my resistances to those attributes? Done, what now?

>>44864257
That's... t-that's illegal amounts of mofu...

All around the watchtower

>>44863153
But how can I hunt/stalk my wife if she can see me on 4mon?

>schizo Ryu keeps ranting about glowies using HAARP to mess with local weather
>in reality it's her mood swings from loneliness causing the anomalies

Reminder that your posts can and will be used by Eros extremists in court against you when the portals open.

>>44864503
oh no, what ever will i do when my posts about proclaiming my love of zombie dragons will get out, my life will be ruined

We're all going to become worm food one day, so why not get ahead of the curve by feeding yourself to a sandworm now?

>>44864503
Yeah and what? Don't care, I will do it if they try anything

>>44864530
You fool, you are meddling with forces you cannot comprehend. What will you do when they sentence you to do comunity service in a decayed castle, having to dodge its hungry undead draconic lord while you are forced to clean the rubble, decorate the still surviving rooms and clean the place until it is restored to its former glory. What say you after they inform you restoring its owner in the same way will be the last step of your sentence.
Will you be laighong then?

>>44864503
I do not recognize the authority of the mamo courts over me.

>>44864736
>laighong
laughing i mean.

>>44864736
oh, woe is me being forced to do things i like doing

Don't expect romance.
Don't expect a interesting wild story.
It's Dragon Maid level of comfort, funny slice of life with magical elements and some fan service.

>>44864853
Excited. Romance is boring, especially since the anons who write it have never experienced.

>>44864853
>No romance
So no wife?

>>44864158
All i need in life is a big pile of hotdog puppies

Please don't stare at the Endergirl.

>>44865003
Same with kots

>Dragon Maid
It's pretty funny when you think about it. Nobody expects lazy, arrogant neet dragons to be subservient or even good at housework, and yet a surprising number of dragons graduate from meido academy and go toe to toe with kikis and shogs

>>44865023
I'll stare at her and hide underneath a 2 meter roof, so she can't get to me.

>>44865027
I imagine meetups where the monster daughters of anons can gather and play together

>>44865044
Meh, Kobayashi is best girl anyways. All the dragons are huge dorks.

>>44864503
Hey pinkies. If you're listening, my little brother really loves sharks. So if you've got a lonely mershark over there, save her for him.

>>44864853
Except with tons of creampie sex.

>>44865168
>Miss Dragon made you a banana cream pie.
>You fuck it while making eye contact with her to ASSERT DOMINANCE.
>Miss Dragon watches stoically, her eyes barely twitching in rage.

>>44865168
>tons of creampie sex
This with a fat-bottomed loli Anubis trainee maid

Become sandworm food.

>>44865203
She's gonna eat it when you're not looking.
>>44865344
It's what the trainees are for.

Mooshroom paizuri.

"For what can stop War, but a sword?"

>>44865488
a gun,you dried old fossil

>>44865525
THE GUN IS GOOD

>>44865488
A club?

>>44865538
THE DRAGON IS EVIL!

>>44865488
my cock

>>44864257
I'm immune to hag, buff, and meaty, and resist trickery. I have a huge loli weakness, though.

>tfw you wake in the bed of a hag otaku fox, seems like you replaced her daki of her
>also shes holding you tighter

>>44864129
I hear that the foxes of Shibafu Village are very friendly to outsiders.

redhead succ with freckles or choco succ with freckles and white hair?

>>44865905
I'm a sucker for redheads. Is she also slightly mean to me, but MUCH meaner to everyone else?

>>44865920
shes a country succ and loves to tease you

>>44865905
Brown+white hair too powerful

>>44865944
and imagine the chocolate milk

If you make multiple trumparts blush it is a FLUSH!
If you are facing multiple busty trumparts then the DECK is STACKED against you!
Kuudere trumparts have great poker faces!
What do you call a flat trumpart? A Cardboard chest!
Why are vampires nervous around trumparts? Because they raise the stakes!
If a trumpart steals money is she charged?
Just because a trumpart is clumsy you shouldn't call her CLUB-footed!
A trumpart masturbating by herself is considered SOLITAIRE!
Why are trumparts inside the ship? Because they are a part of the deck!
Why is the trumpart holding her spear with her mouth? Because she has great POKER face!
If a trumpart lends you money she is a credit card!
In her free time Trumpart likes to go fish!
Where do trumparts study? Uno-versity!
What do you get if you boil a trumpart? Card stock!
A trumpart was desperate for money and asked gremlin for advice. The gremlin told her to GO PHISH!

>>44864129
Who knew some Demon Realm couples take not only another girl as the second wife. But would take even a single human woman to be the second wife.

>>44865961
Ms. Trumpart is very funny. She's such a joker.

>>44865961
Make a trumpart pun about card counting, I fucking dare you

>>44865960
Another hapless man FOX'd.

>>44865987
Bonus points if it is a ship that makes the lesbians angry.

also yes I do believe and am willing to believe and support this ship as canon considering their characters fit for each other and they both already flirt and joke around each other.

A lich walks into a morgue and says Hello, everybody.
What kind of undead uses healing spells? A wight mage!

>>44864257
Your best bet is to marry succubi

>>44865488
To train with the sword, first master sweeping. When you have mastered sweeping, you must master the way of drawing water. Once you have learned how to draw water, you must split wood. Once you have split wood, you must learn the arts of finding the fine herbs in the forest, the arts of writing, the arts of paper making, and poetry writing. You must become familiar with the awl and the pen in equal measure. When you have mastered all these things you must master building a house. Once your house is built, you have no further need for a sword, since it is an ugly piece of metal and its adherents idiots.

>>44866023
Go home charon

>>44866023
imagine saying this to a lich
if she could she would cringe

>tfw no wight white mage gf

>tfw no kamaitachi gf(s)

>>44866054
An undead administration is called a governing body.

>>44866096
>be undead incubi, want to mess with a cute lich
>"DOCTOR, DOCTOR, I GOT NO PUSLE, IM DYING........
>TO LOVE YOU!

Why do some monster girls wear seals as underwear? That's weird! Just wear normal under dammit!

What is it with elves? I get normal monsters doing it but somehow only elves act completely clueless or indignant when you find their clothing too revealing or them too lewd.
I asked this one to escort me. Every time she is in front of me (which is most of the time) I get to see ample her ample butt cleavage and her boobs are so big I can see them even from behind.
Then she said we should sleep in the same bed as if it were completely normal. I had to put a lot of effort to not end up touching her or end up with my face in her cleavage.
She also keeps suggesting we should bathe together.
Why are elves like this? Are they just exhibitionists in denial or something?

>>44866156
how about you just pick up on the fucking hint you dense ass cute little human shit

>>44866165
They need to breed

I never been into MG but last night i had a dream where i married a purple cat one and had to sign a declaration that says i would be 100% responsible for any injury that might happen with me.

>>44866182
>how about you just pick up on the fucking hint
That they can't properly clothe themselves? I'm well aware of that.

>>44866165
They're ignorant about human standards of decency because they're so isolated.

>>44866165

>>44866156
do you have any idea how hard it is to find underwear that account for tails? let alone 9?

>>44866165
I only take p’orcer elves, they dress modestly but the clothes are skin tight

>>44866277
Just have them stick out the top of it a bit. Little bit of crack showing is fine.

>>44866277
>do you have any idea how hard it is to find underwear that account for tails? let alone 9?
They should just wear those V-shaped backless thongs, problem solved

Anon learns Mofumancy to fight off the stupid foxes

>>44866328
>>44866331
how is that any less indecent then wearing a seal?

>>44866023
>lich gets one of those "joke of the day" calendars
>super excited to tell the joke to you when you wake up

>>44866341
... but dosent mofumancy spells only buffs mofu stats?

>>44864503
>So you're the one making all those mere lizard posts?

>>44866345
It's real underwear at least!

>>44866341
What does mofumancy entail?

>>44866353
>yeah, its funny seeing how mad people get from it.
>you're cute btw, can i get your number?

>>44866341
I just want huge tiddy foxes.
And Lizards
And Cows
And Demons
And dwarves.

>>44866361
a fools errand. to harness the power of primal mofu without being consumed by it is impossible
all practitioners lose eventually their sanity under the arrogant premise that they can subjugate such a force

>>44864503
Does threatening demons with mating press count as signing a marriage contract?

>>44866361
it theoretically gives you control, turn the foxes fluffy tails against their owner(ontop of other applications such as a form of divination, fox buffing, fox healing, fox charming)

Being smaller than sabbath girls is a death sentence

>>44866345
That wasn't a consideration, I just wanted to see a young one-tailed foxgirl in slutty panties

If you are a cashier you gonna have to get used to big-boobed monsters pulling money out of their cleavage.

Headcanon: Musically inclined monsters follow heroes and other monsters around and play theme music depending on what they're doing.

Hebi-chan follows me on all my social media.

>>44866426
oh no

How to counter when monster throws sweaty, used, aphrodisiac soaked undergarments (socks panties) at you?
It's an AOE that inflicts like 500 status.
shit is broken

>>44866421
the mofu control spell is a trap. it requires you to make physical contact with the mofu, has a 3 second cast time and breaks once you stop touching it. the mofumancer school of magic as a whole is a ploy by the beast races to make those who practice it engineer their own demise.

>>44866455
I would not trust a hebi to do surgery on me.

>>44866475
>touch mofu
>frenzy/SAN meter starts spiking
surely this time i will master the mofu

>>44866478
That's not a surgical knife, that's a "WHO IS SHE?" knife.
Gosh, Anon, it's like you don't even know basic romance knives.

>>44865023
Stare at her tits and she'll never aggro. It's her captivating purple eyes that'll get you raped

>>44866475
so your saying there's a chance?

>>44866504
make sure to go for one with lots of mofu so you dont miss!

Humans are so cute and small. They are made for picking up and carrying inside your lair.

>>44866497
I'm just saying if the last thing I saw before going under was a hebi I'd shit myself.
Youd trust a hebi with a knife?

>>44865905
Misread redhead as "retarded succ"

>>44866515
That flat texture brickwork is funny.

>>44866520
why not?

dumb succs are too dangerous
we must educate them, which counterintuitively will make them less dangerous

>>44866515
>Who is an adorable little husband? You are!

>>44866063
Psychotic Mengelesque healer White mage but mamano and genki airhead black mage that uses destruction magic. Perfect wife combo

>>44866520
Yeah, why not?
>She's my wife
She'd never let anything bad happen to me.
>She's single
Probably not into me specifically, so we're all good. But if she IS, then go back to previous case.
>She's already married.
Well, she's still a surgeon. They don't just pass those medical degrees out to any old white snake who slithers in. I'll probably be fine.

>>44866548
I have seen one too many hebis with knives and that crazy look in their eyes
You telling me they carry those around for looks?
Nah, hebi has a screw loose.

>>44866500
>Stare at monster girl in the eyes
>They're really quite cu-
>Oh wait, she got flustered and is trying to rape me now.

>>44866334
I love that single lazy eye thing artists do for crazy anime girls. Makes it look like they're actively trying to hold in their craziness

>>44866552

>>44865961
I dreamed about having a Club Trumpart wife last night.

>>44866560
A married hebi surgeon would probably be one of the best surgeons you could have. You're not her husband so she isn't going to be panicked but all of that focus on being yan can be diverted into the task at hand

>>44866563
That is a ROMANCE knife and she carries it for EMERGENCY ROMANTIC DISPLAYS.
>How are you going to know Miss Hebi loves you if none of the food and drink she serves has her blood in it?
>How will Miss Hebi mark you as her sacred territory without baptizing you in her blood?

>>44866560
Anon, your wife is mentally unstable.
I hope you're prepared for whatever screeching and violent breakdown she has in public - assuming she let's you out of the house.

>>44866567
I've always been told I have captivating eyes. I want to unintentionally hypnotize a black sclera girl by maintaining firect eye contact while she breaks down

That's it, all hebis are going to the succutherapist and flayer before being allowed out of their NEETshrines

>>44866563
there's a little heart knocked into the handle so it's an eros knife and therefore fine

What if, Minature Hellhounds?

>>44866601
I've got blue eyes so I want to wow them Zipangu girls.
Granted, considering all the animu colors going on its probably less impressive.

>>44866631
Please do not pick on Pygmy hellhounds, the strength penalty does not offset the natural fire attacks they get.

>>44866475
Skill issue. I have fully mastered mofumancy and i am able to bend mofu over the counter to my will.

>>44866555
please explain, im not bright

>>44866594
With her "holy water" of course! Who wouldn't love to be annointed with a hebi's "love nectar"?

>>44866607
Hebis going to be institutionalised
She'll come out brainwashed and no heart pupiled eyes
They'll remove all of her yandere
They'll brainwash her until she is sane

>>44866631
>>44866639
tiny Mexican hellhounds

>>44866631
Put them on top of a tall shelf when they get uppity

>>44866660
you should always be more scared of light mages than dark mages

>>44865058
I do anon, I do

>>44866660
Healer is a crazy doctor
Destruction mage is a hot airhead
It's an inversion of common tropes, get it now?

Where I can I find a rata to help me stalk a hebi?

>>44866688
lovely
im going to mating press the both of the nerds, since I put all my points into str, end, and vit

>>44866631
Small dogs are yappier to compensate for their size. I'd rather have a full size Hellwan to smother me.

>>44866697
The one in winter town

>>44866708
>Small Hellhounds are Tsunderes
>Normal Hellhounds are Thugdere
>BIG hellhounds are smugdere as there's no way you're stopping htem.

>>44866034
This one is really pretty. I think it's the lips. The anime style does often miss out on those, but a little touch helps. Looking lower gives me a need to breed, so nothing lacking there, either.

>>44866088
Imagine the nightly cuddle pile.

>>44866165
C'mon, you should've at least posted an ass shot.

>>44866435
A girl being a monster wouldn't change how mindlessly classless that would be. I died a little inside every time I saw that shit. Using the girls as a cellphone holder is no better.

>>44866439
>HFW she catches you humming your own theme song

>>44866716
>In Wintertown, Miss Hebi is basically invincible.
>She can stalk with impunity!
>Within 48 hours she has pneumonia.

>>44866644
wow Anon! you must have defeated so many foxes with your great abilities! what is the biggest challenge you've overcome?

>>44866721
That's why I prefer snuggle kots. Super comfy no matter how small or big she is

>>44866738
And yet she is the one drinking hot cocoa in anon's cabin while he finds heated blankets for her. Who really won in the end?

>>44866716
She's cute! Now I just need to find a way to make sure the hebi I'm going after doesn't think that the rata and I are together! Not that I'd have a problem with that, but the hebi probably would.

>>44866743
This kot is just asking to be bent over the table and taken from behind while her legs dangle

>>44866734
>C'mon, you should've at least posted an ass shot.

>>44866743
Kots are content in their smug superiority, they have nothing to prove as they are, obviously, great.

Crying into a monsters lap is a good way to confer your disinterest in them in a nonverbal way

Small Hellhounds have the advantage of people finding their shortness cute, and thus them less intimidating overall so anons Willingly approach to pet them

Small humans are cute to tall monsters.
Of course, your average bogey or ogre or hellhound is taller than nearly all humans, so they find everyone cute.

>>44866807
Not if the Hellwanlets are butthurt that people aren't taking them seriously.

>>44866552
Be the horsebreeder.

>>44866822
are trolls tall

>>44866780
There we go. You can barely tell she's an elf, but that's the way with elves.

>>44866552
help

>>44866822
need monsters with sakaki's personality

>>44866849
You seem to be doing just fine. Carry on and do your duty to the demon lord, citizen.

>>44866832
very intimidating horse

>>44866866
She want the Carrot.

>>44866827
smallest dogs are the angriest

Consider the lamia pits

>>44866880
okay... can i leave now?

>>44866880
Pretty weak pits. How come none of them are raising their arms?

>>44866880
Get legs.

>>44866889
must've meant their heat sensing pits

I'm weak to monster smells
my nose is my Achilles heel

>>44866880
that sounds cold

>>44866822
I want a bogey to ramdomly pick me up on the street and take me to the bogey show and tell

>>44866832
She looks like she's telling, not asking that would think he had a choice, for him to head back to her stable after their shift is over for some fun.

>>44866911
thats why they will all clump on you to conserve heat

a lamia cuddle ball if you will

>>44866912
Quietest show and tell I've ever seen.
Do they just pick their humans up, hold them out, say nothing, and then get a round of plush muted applause?

do you think monsters would make being single past a certain age illegal.

I need a smelly, shy, reclusive Runya Doppel who, despite being a loli, has massive pubes.

>>44866943
all those old spinsters would be breaking the law

>>44866742
Many would think a 9 tails would be the greatest mofu challenge, but from experience i can tell ypu the 1 tail neglected mofu is the most difficult. They are very resistant to all forms of mofumancy, and require unconventional techniques you wouldn't learn at the academy. The depressed hikimofu is the endgame optional boss of mofus.

>>44866943
Law making and law abiding monsters are giga dorks.
They only ones prescribing to those rules are themselves virgin hags at least 5x whatever age cut off they set for humans.
Point and laugh at them.

>>44866916
>"No, really; plugging my passage is a rite of passage. 'Course you never heard of it, cutie, I just made it up."
Slightly tall monsters think they're gods.

>>44866916
No thanks I don't like horses

eating out smelly, oily, sweaty bicorn butt donut

>>44866950
They are.
>>44866953
Too bad.

>>44866943
There was a story entertaining that idea, with monter girls and magic being real, Anons would turn into wizards if they manage to stay virgin till they hit 30. Arrowrunner was the name I think.

>>44866966
Minotaur not so tough after I build maze to keep her trapped while I escape!

I have pulled the lever. May God have mercy on us.

>>44866990
Two best monsters for the price of one
gremlin supremacy

>>44867003
Yeah but can she run Crysis though?

>>44865023
But i need thoses Ender Pearls

>>44866045
K6BD?

>>44867024
how are you supposed to harvest those?

This stupid ass picture made me lose to foxes, it's not fair!

>>44866882
haha. no.

>>44866990
By all accounts, it doesn't make sense.

>>44864129

>>44866943
Illegal? No. But you could certainly expect ever more pushy demons and cupids trying to save you. And if anyone thought you were suffering from depression or hurting, one of the groups is eventually going to stop asking.
And don't even think about self harm.

I am immune to monsters

>>44867167
>famous last words before being slimed

>>44867173
>NO DAMAGE
pitiful

>>44867060
another one falls victim to foxoplasmosis, tragic.

Smug doragons.

Floppy ears.

>>44867195
>foxes bought ad slots on tv to show themselves with their daughters again to entice men into marrying more foxes

>>44867226
>on tv
Actual boomer lmao. Nobody watches regular old tv anymore.

>>44867217
what a tiny, idiotic creature

>>44867189
>invulnerable slime clings to your legs until you get tired
it's a valid strategy

>>44867060
>foxes insist you go to sleep like this every night

>>44867230
>foxes hijack a addblocking addon and makes it only block non-fox related adds.

>>44867261
who could've known firefoxes dark secret?

>>44867250
Wow rude.

>>44867261
good thing i have kiki to keep my computer clean

>>44867261
>foxes finance an endless stream of Netflix and HBO originals about happy fox families
>always get highest ratings on critic sites even though they're glorified Hallmark movies

>>44867201
Those are succubi, thoughever

>>44867288
what kind of irresponsible Kiki lets their mastah use 4chan?

>>44867297
I have been bamboozled
Decieved
Tricked even.

>>44867297
such pitiful tails makes it hard to identify

>>44867201
Dragons with tails like that should be embarrassed, not smug.

>>44867332
A primal race

>>44867306
>anon who can only identify species by their tail interacting with monsters

Take of this wacky new challenge where you go to hagville and call a random hag on the street "mama"

>>44867357
>"It's a very peculiar form of Autism," noted Dr. Lich.
>"Ooh, dibs!" Dr. Succ is reported to have said on the matter.

>>44867300
What's on the cropped part of this image? A bloody corpse? Flayed master?

>>44867397
raspberry jam

>>44867358
i went one step further and made myself look like a poor little boy

>>44867358
getting psyop'd in the grocery store into thinking you're a lost child
so many monsters couldn't be wrong

Consider kissing undead lolis and working your way down from their necks to pepper their pale naked bodies with kisses

>>44867403
Don't looks like jam

>>44867442
thank you purple lady

>>44867442
fuck you purple lady

remember to use proper sanitation when your vampire/beast girl gf bites/scratches you. wouldnt want to get a nasty infection now.

>>44867474
you're supposed to clean the injection site before the puncture
and there's no practical way to sanitize her mouth

Hot dragon paizuri

>>44867461
I love my purple girl.

>koushoku is down for good
It's fucking over, now there is nowhere to read ripped fakku monstergirl hentai

my biggest fear is monstergirl with big tongue

>>44867502
BOO!

>>44867474
>Didn't even rinse her mouth
>Still fully clothed (and wearing a jacket!) while performing an act as intimate as neck biting
>Didn't even have the decency to let him swoon in her arms for a bit after
Zero out of ten. For fucking shame.

>>44867474
isn't she supposed to swoosh a cape around us?

>>44867060
I see.

>>44867499
are fakku mangas watermarked in any way? I might cook something up myself (monster girls only) but I need to be sure I won't get v&

>>44867496
Fun fact, because they are glowing then they're obviously her weak points.

>>44867474
I bet vampires get really turned on when a guy asks them to be gentle when they bite.

>>44867502
say aah

>>44867509
*grabs and pulls down on it*

>>44867511
>>44867518
its her first time, give her a break. shes not some thousand y/o hag whos read a bunch of steamy romance novels. hence why she currently has a bf.

>>44867529
>watermarked in any way?
No, they just DMCA everything - their translation, fan ones, raw or even chink ones

>>44867553
>you keep pulling but it just keeps going

>>44867551
I see shes finding out what I had for dinner the night before. It's surely somebodies fetish.

>>44867557
Look, I still expect some basic considerations. Has she not had "the talk" with her mom? Maybe I should get her some of those novels; I hear Daybreak is popular these days.

>>44867564
Jewcob deserves the rope.

>>44867426
Strongly considered. What's the warmest undead?

Hey, hey! It's October! You kids wanna tell scary stories in the dark and then hug auntie when you get scares? Sleep in auntie's bed maybe?

>>44867626
I bet it's Ghoul

>>44867626
I'm guessing Wisp because of her fire.

>>44867626
Zombies.

>>44867645
I need to get this zombo on holst milk.

>>44867628
Why does auntie look like a child? I'm going to go hang out with one of my big auntie's from dad's side of the family (adopted).

>>44867639
A cute loli/early teen Wisp would be really comfy. With shaggy hair over her eyes, and a tendency to daydream and drool...

>>44867695
nav had that gamer wisp

>>44867682
Why are boat oni so good?

>>44867733
this giantess? the scale seems fucky

!!! Attempting to eat a burg challenge (Difficulty: IMPOSSIBLE) !!!

Rough sketch.

>>44867750
its just long snake

>>44867784
kinda shitty.

>>44867784
nice to see an update, i had wondered about the progress

That undead incubus is a real son of a lich.
A succesful necromancer is striking it lich!
Why is Miss Lich so serious? Because necromancy is a grave matter!
Don't give compliments to a lich. Phylactery will get you nowhere.
What melee attack do liches use? Lich slap!

>>44867796

>>44867626
Warmest are probably Wisps (magic fire that may or may not be warm) or Pharaohs (warm climate keeping them warm).

But I think kissing the colder ones all over would be the most fun, because they would react more to warmth.
>kiss a loli wight on the collarbones, sides, belly, hips, etc.
>suckle her almost flat breasts and use tongue to roll her nipples around
>kiss plump inner thighs and smooth lower lips
>she squirms from side to side and gasps at every touch, moaning loudly and tensing up harder the more sensitive the place is

>>44867784
nice

>>44867799

>>44867784
>you mean if I turn into a ghost, I can keep him in that cage FOREVER?

>>44867811
I'd prefer a warmer one. I get cold really easily, and the cold makes me extremely uncomfortable. Wisps are nice, though. I like clingy girls and yandere, and being in the cage with her sounds comfy.

I don't want in the forever cagey.

>>44867870
so tsun

So begins the great work of drawing cait sith + dormouse.

>>44867870
There is probably a way to get out of the cage if you want to. Even if you are only a soul, Miss Lich can give you a body to revive into.

>>44867784
cute, I like the sharp irises

>>44867897
i wouldn't want to hurt ms wisps feelings

>>44867919
when the tattoo is glowing that signifies the succ is activated

>>44867919
they see my forklift licence that i left on my bed when i go piss

>>44867910
Then talk to her and express your concerns. Monsters aren't selfish, there is probably a reason why she doesn't let you out. Wither she doesn't want to see you hurt or she has separation anxiety. Whatever it may be, reassuring her is the best way.

>>44867919
That tail pussy tongue has me nervous. Where is that thing going?

>>44867992
Down yo dickhole to tickle yo nuts directly and increase sperm production.

>>44867919
Breasts too big. Where are the small-breasted JC succs?

>>44867869
There's always the "warming up in front of a fireplace" or "warming her with your body" options for the colder undead types, very romantic.

>>44868028
But I need someone to warm me with her body! I have to wear sweaters when I go outside, even in the summer! Now that it's fall I wear two sweaters!

>>44868028
One reason the undead are so good is I imagine they are very willing to satisfy my desire to snuggle 24/7.

>>44868024
probably in school, like the well behaved girls they are

>>44868045

>>44868041
Most monster girls are made for prolongated snuggle. You have the fluffy/feathered types, and the fiery ones, which are made to warm anons body amd heart. Then there are the cold blooded reptiles/undead/ice types, made to melt in your embrace.
MGE is just snuggle heaven.

>>44868054
And where are these succ schools?
How well-behaved are they?

>>44868108
>all this random metal accessory bullshit
Nightmare to hug.

>>44868126
It's fine, just ask her to take it off.

>>44868145
I love this snake so much.

>>44867780
>Trying to eat a burg in MGC
>Random wans even nicely dressed ones will attempt to latch on to your poor defenseless burg
>Call MGCPD and Even the Officer Tries to bite your burg

>>44868173
Open a burg shop and become irresistible to wans

>>44868130
>not doing it yourself
bro?

>>44868205
Thanks for the tip. I will never sell burgs.

>when a monster in a wedding dress blocks your path

>>44868088
>How well-behaved are they?
Young monsters are all well-behaved angels, just ask a loli Hellhound, Manticore, Demon or Dark Mage.

>>44868205
It would be my luck that it becomes the favorite hangout for both delinquent wans and the MGCPD. But at least I would not have to pay the mofukuza protection fee because foxes would avoid my shop like the plague. But the random inspections would get annoying.

>>44868208
That works too, it's just polite to let her know first.

>>44868231
I'll just ask a loli succ how obedient she is. What could go wrong?

>Wild thing, you make my heart sing!

>>44868252
are those panties or did she just paint teal stripes on her butt?

>>44867784
>the least obsessive monster girl

>>44868271
It's shimapan

>putting hellwan shimapan worn for 3 days straight over my face

>>44868291
maybe they're just grill marks

>>44868317
The smell of charcoal and feminine sweat.

>>44868334
Lord have mercy.

How does Dark Mage-chan sate her overwhelming pedophilic urges as a young girl?

>>44868118
I want this cow to pick me up so I can kiss her better

>>44868424
they start as msgsk mocking adults and if unable to mate their nymph form will cocoon and mature into a hag-type

>>44868205
>Lines leading out the door
>Soft whining from different canine MG's as they wait for their burg

Maybe that mofu life isn't for me, bros... might go traitor and leave team fox for team danuki?

>>44868457
Stupid, sexy el--oh, there we go. That's better.

>>44868447
I want a mesugaki mage to turn me into a shota and herself into my teen onee-san, and the spell to malfunction so we swap which one is the child periodically!

>>44868452
Imagine growing disillusioned with mofu only to go for another mofu.

the tree line is not far ahead, make a break for it before the centaurs get to close!

>>44868424
Every Dark Mage that didn't get to be the damn female kid, seduce an adult and recieve love correction while she was young is a tragedy.

>>44868488

>>44868547
ms bunyip so good

>>44868547
My only one, true desire is to snuggle with a snake while she's sleepy from her winter hibernation.

>>44868547
>Gao!

>>44868578
i would strike while she has extra-sensitive scales post-shedding

>>44868338
Rub a little sweet baby rays on her thighs and the smell of sweet barbeque gently hangs in the air.

would you rather get smothered with soft meaty thighs or head crushed with big thick muscular thighs?
this determines your fate in the world of MGE

>>44868601
soft & feminine

>>44868601
I want my head in between soft, furred thighs as I try to look up into her eyes but cannot as her snout eclipses the world.

>>44868601
thighs?

>>44868578
>Hibernation tip: Coil around a warm-blooded Human to help with the cold!

>>44868634
so soft smothering coil or hard constricting coil?

>>44868601
Muscle thighs, but I want her to be deredere too.

>>44868656
so buff wife?

>>44868647
smothering...

>>44867442
>>44867461
>fuck purple lady
gladly

>>44868662
Yes, buff wife who loves to give lots of kisses.

>>44868601
Soft, petite thighs.

>>44866426
Imagine tying up Warwick Davis and throwing him into a sabbath meeting.

Imagine combining a Shirohebi with a Pyrow; the most casual yandere ever. And the effect of their flames are also combined.

>>44868672
so soft and plump yan hebi
>>44868686
so alice?

>>44868712
How did you guess?

>>44868733
i can smell the alice on your breath, you aliced her alice, without even washing your mouth

>>44868712
Did you know a snake's tail makes up more than 70% of it's body's mass? Scaled up, accounting for average circumference and tissue density, the average lamia's tail would weigh more than 500lbs. That's assuming, of course, that she doesn't... indulge herself.
Now you know.

>>44868601
Thick loli thighs

>Dragons
>Lilims
>Vampires
who are the biggest femcels?
my vote goes for lilims

>>44868712
>>44868733
>>44868740
ALICE?!

>>44868691
I'm no good with people, but my best friend Hebi is so cool, I always look forward to hanging out with her.

>>44868740
I Alice my mouth every time I Alice my Alice!

>>44868691
>pyrow+wisp
>hey dude that sucks for you that you're dead but i can hang out for a while if you want

>>44868740
could be big alice?

>>44868600
I for one welcome our new succubus overlords.

>>44868793
Pyrow-Nacho is really rude and always trash talks you, but you know she cares about you as a friend.

The Chief God will always love you more than any monster!

>>44868853
if the chief god gives me paizuri i will accept this as true.

>>44868853
she got a dumb way of showing it