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>>4485381
Objection!
Kanon lacks the ability to do such a thing!
Because he is a loli!
Lolis naturally lack penises!

isn't it the opposite?
Beatrice: Shkanon
suit: Jessica

>>4485396
I am pretty sure he have a penis.

>>4485381
Wasn't it Suit who talked to Battler on the balcony in EP4?

If so, that's Jessica, I refuse to accept Battler getting with Shannon, she's shit and tainted by George.

>>4485420
Suit Beatrice is neither Jessica nor Shannon. Suit Beatrice is Kanon!

>>4485434
Now that I think about it... what would happen if you took the conversation between the "two" Beatrices in Episode 4 and put Shannon in place of dress Beatrice and Kanon in place of skirt Beatrice? Would that conversation still make sense?

>>4485434
Then it is doomed from the start!

Battler likes blonde and bouncy, Kanon is utterly inadequate! The only one who can please him is Jessica or Rosa.

>>4485443
it would the final lines: now you can rest, I take care (or sth like that)
Kanon is the protective personality, so he should be dress beatrice, the one who protects suit

more retarded theories

wait til the end of the VN and then make these threads, fags

Whoever suit-Beatrice was on the balcony was a servant of some form:

>I'm the Ushiromiya family's furniture!
Then meta-Beatrice mentioned something about a futon to her piece. Nothing posh like a bed or anything.

EP2 suit-Beatrice is just a mindfuck.

>>4485456
I can't say I disagree with theory threads, but we have an umineko thread already going on at the moment, and we don't need more than one. So let's stick to to that one.

>>4485456
always the same, you should learn that people don't listen to you anymore
also, if you don't do this WHILE they're being released, you won't be able to do it afterwards

>>4485468
she never appeared
Kyrie invented it and Rosa just heard abou it from Maria

>>4485456
>theory thread
>wait until the end of the story to make theories

>>4485468
thats why i said Suit Beatrice is Shannon

>>4485468
>>4485496
She may not have been there the whole time, but Battler definitely saw someone sitting across from Kinzo in the study. And before you say "that scene never happened", do note that the "butterflies" at the beginning of the scene could very well have been something else that Battler mistook for butterflies (golden confetti or glitter in the shape of butterflies, for example), and that all parts in which Kinzo speaks are not narrated by Battler, but by a third-person narrator.

Why the fuck would Natsuhi do that to her daughter?

>>4485821
for the greater good!

or small bombs

>>4485821

>>4485821
to teach Jessica a lesson

that would be totally hot