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Spooky season, huh.

Sorry, boys, she's taken. In her mind

Find a sleeping Minotaur and wake her up with a kiss.

>>44828813
You don't want that muscled neck headbutting you.

bleehhh...

hellwan love

>>44828841
Soon.

>>44828827
I don't see why she would do that even by accident.

>>44828874
Jumpscare.

>>44828874
Some people tend to wake up startled or agressively. It's not impossible for her to consider you a threat in the split second she has to react before actually realizing what happened.

>>44828895
>>44828905
Okay, I just imagined she'd flinch differently if she got startled.

>>44828760

Clingy, touch-starved zombie girls!

>>44828974
How does she hide in the trenches?

>>44828993
Dig deeper.

>>44828636
>Unless you gave up
Precisely what I did because my greatest weakness is overthinking rather than just doing. By overthinking I mean shit like focusing on the big picture rather than keeping it small and simple.

Case in point: Trying to figure out a local cuisine and culture for a dude who literally lives in the woods, at least as far as his far and between neighbors are concerned, to keep the setting grounded.

It is far more enjoyable these days to just write dumb little blurbs or profiles or what have you than a full story, and that should hopefully be acceptable.

If the wings are black, don't turn your back.

When a snake gives you food, you accept it no matter what.

>>44829057
What's the worst that can happen?

>>44829037
If the wings are black, just get on your back.

>>44829037
What if she turns her back to me?

>>44829068
Nothing bad will happen at all, guaranteed. Trust snakes.

>>44829037
If the wings are black, pull out and cum on her back

>>44829068
Ackshully nothing will, since dumb snek doesn't know the difference between venom and poison.

>>44829004
A good rule of thumb is to think about how important is that detail going to be in the future and how much will the other characters reference it verbally/keep it in mind afterwards. Is it something character defining, an aspect of their personality or just a random fact. Every word you write has to have some meaning, to convey an emotion, etc.
Like is the dude a foodie, and pays attention to what he cooks, searches for ingredients in the forest, etc. Do the other people in the setting think he's simpleminded, and that fact serves to prove otherwise or subvert their or the readers expectations?
>that should hopefully be acceptable.
Acceptable is whatever you are comfortable with. We are here to enjoy our hobby, not sweat over it.

>>44829091
Nothing better than succubi with cow tits

>>44828993
Cavalry were kept behind the lines to charge through and exploit the breakthrough, not in the trenches.
>sitting in an apple orchard out of artillery range
>wine, crusty bread, cheese and apples picnic
>resting, laughing
>brushing her tail
>lifting her tail...

>>44829004
>at should hopefully be acceptable.
you'll generally get shit on

>>44829174
What about succubi with cowtits in sweaters?

>>44829187
Too powerful.

>>44829191
Give her blue skin, black sclera, yellow eyes, and I'll genuflect on instinct. Make her sultry or reasonably doting and she might overwhelm my very existence.

>>44829219

>>44829179
bloody aristocrats...

>>44829104
Gonna cum on her wings until they are white again.

>Buying Runescape bf

You've heard of fox hags, you've heard of kot hags, but what about wan hags?
You wouldn't make your depressed wauntster happy again right?
You wouldn't want to see her tired eyes light up and her soft thwaps from her tailwags turn to loud, violent thwaps right?
You wouldn't want to fork over your next paycheck to repair the damage her tail did to the wall and floor when you propose right?

>>44829305

>>44829305
>>44829318
Stop making me like hags or you are going to force me to marry half of Hagville.

Sloth demon, dormouse, itten momen hag, nightmare, and were sheep cuddle puddle, ideal instaloss scenario

>>44829254
My knees. So weak...

>>44829305
> "Milkbone, sweetie, the peanut butter isn't necessary...but it is much appreciated. Sit down, please"

>>44829318
Mmmyes.

>>44829329
Don't forget Minotaur!

>>44829327
Make me.

>>44829327
Just be careful with her. She's not as spry as she used to be.

Reminder to kiss the chafed thighs of dummy thick cows.

>>44829392
Puppy factory.

I want to cuddle a kejourou

>>44829298
>making a living as a paid-by-the-hour gaming bf for neet monsters
>anubis always makes you flirt with her in front of her guild because they don't think you're real
>she tells them that she's saving up to move you to the desert with her
>ever expanding web of lies to keep track of, but she manages to keep her story airtight even after all this time

>>44829417
By desert she means either
>She manages to get anon's ISP and invites herself into his house
or
>Her mom and aunts put some money down to have anon captured, trussed, and tossed into her basement room in her parent's house

>>44829392
Phew, luckily this one looks relatively young, so i'm safe from liking hags.

>>44829507
This creature has adapted to the crushing pressure and perpetual darkness

>>44829352
Mino a best
I want to spoil her

>>44829417
why do the sandwans always somehow involve employment in their hubby hunting strategies?

>>44829528
We need more cheese Minnie.

>>44829461
>anubis is the daughter of the pharaoh's personal advisor
>gets pharaoh to extradite Anon to the desert on some false pretense
>profusely apologizes, but explains that he's her only hope for grandchildren
>promises to force her daughter to clean her room and take a shower every day if he starts to date her for real

>>44829547
she is precious and can have whatever she wants

>>44829564
We need her to make more cheese. Muscle cheese.

>>44829551
>promises to force her daughter to clean her room and take a shower every day
bold of her to assume that im any better. shes going to clean up after 2 degenerates now, the fool.

Tomboy dragons that you have to seduce as she chases after some harlot.

>>44829579
milking the mino to make high protein cheese!

>>44829599
>as she chases after some harlot.
wut

>>44829600
This but with a Minotaur.

>>44829611
That was the plot point in monster musume. She steals away miia only to be revealed as another girl.

>>44829616
Oh yeah. Been a while.

>>44829599
Oh look, she has a picture of her boyfriend! ow cute!

Having a fun field day, with ALICE!

>>44829615
yes exactly this

>>44829679
Every day with ALICE is fun!
Every day is with ALICE!
Having a comfy lazy day with ALICE because I nearly had an asthma attack earlier!

>>44829530
Work is their life (until work/their husband becomes their life). It's to be expected.

>>44829723
Putting your Anubis wife on the spot by asking her what's more important to her, her job or you!

what if you got haunted b an electronic spectre
also the angels that one should fear are from the goddess of mischief they like having fun

>>44829586
>anubmom peeks into her daughter's room at 2 in the morning
>anubis is sitting in Anon's lap with his dick inside her
>they're both playing mario kart
>Anon emotionlessly announces that he's cumming again
>anubis just grunts
>momnubis sheds a silent tear and leaves to cry to her husband

>>44829615
the demon lord has not answered any of my letters asking for minotaurs to be able to lactate without being pregnant
if this continues i will sit on my wife's shoulders outside her palace and yell until the guards drag us away

>>44829748
This should end in her becoming a housewife.

>>44829809
just get her pregnant stupid

>>44829748
Making your anubis wife proclaim that you're more important! Arranging a 60/40 rape/work split! Getting raped while your anubutt works!

>>44829838
Dissapointing thighs...

>>44829847
encouraging thighs!

>>44829818
then the baby gets all the milk, i'm not falling for that one again

>>44829853
Your wife has two(2) breasts!

>>44829847
All the best girls are gay.

>>44829912
Well I don't see what's so scary about-
>lactates through the sheet
AAAAAH

>>44829860
and then it'll be twins, i know the scam
i'm a reasonable man who only wants year-round access to milk

>>44829939
Get yourself an alraune and learn to love her almond milk.

How do I stop a demon from trying to adopt me? I'm a grown man.

I want to meet a lolicon Bicorn!

>>44829968
Her hair is gonna get pulled out, I just know it.

>>44829970
Pull a 180 and adopt her.

Please stop, I’m not supposed to fap right now.

>>44829679
Whsts the deal with bandaids?

>>44830042
Ask Shinobu.

>>44830030
start

are you still supposed to give kunoichi missions after you get married?

>>44830049
Huh?

>>44830050
Is this dalle3?

>>44830030
Too bad.

>>44830071
You could just use SauceNAO instead of throwing around accusations like a schizo.

>>44830071
I didn't check but I assume not.

Caressing hellwan paws and beans.

>>44830056
It's recommended. Otherwise she'll just give herself missions.

>>44830056
Yes, but I tend to spam the same one over and over again.
>[X] GET PREGNANT
>[X] GET PREGNANT
>[X] GET PREGNANT
>[X] GET PREGNANT
>[ ] GET PREGNANT
>[ ] GET PREGNANT

>>44830056
>new mission: obtain 1 gallon of milk, a box of cheerios, a bag of potatoes, 5lbs of boneless, skinless chicken breasts, olive oil, sharp cheddar cheese, paper towels, and hand soap

>>44830150
Instructions unclear, she robbed 5 houses and the local PD instead of going to the grocery store

>>44830115
Good job Anon. Keep up those missions and she'll be promoted to master and get to start her own dojo!

>>44830155
2 small

>>44830092
Hellhounds have two hands, one to use you as a dakimura, the other to fluster them with caressing and kneading

>>44830056
You're supposed to put a baby in her and tell her that's her new mission.

>>44830115
RADIANT QUESTS

>>44830173
I don't care her methods, so long as she doesn't get caught or acquire a bounty

>>44830195
yeah well where is gonna get a baby to put in her, stupid?

>>44830155
>Standing paizuri
Nice.

>>44830194
>get pregnant in bed
>get pregnant in the shower
>get pregnant in the park
>get pregnant at the fair
>get pregnant in the car
>get pregnant in the pool
>get pregnant on a plane
>get pregnant at a restaurant
>get pregnant in court
>get pregnant in an alleyway
>get pregnant at the hospital

Nothing bad will happen if I let a fox babysit my human daughter, right?

kill all gachaniggers

You're going to become worm food anyway when you die, so why not do it now by feeding yourself to a sandworm?

>>44830282
That girl is now one of my all time favourite designs. But number one will always be meidri. I would like to retire with her and service unhappy adventures as they grumble about taxes and hoards of the living dead piling up in dungeons.

How can we stop hags from shamelessly and openly molesting young men?

Sandworm is one of the worst waifu when you think outside of cooming.
>can't take her to any human sized place
>always forced to be outside of cities
>no regular shopping dates, taking her to the movies or the pool
>can't sit at a restaurant and feet each other

>>44830334
I'll stop anyone attempting to interrupt such a natural process.

>>44830344
Just shift her into lamia mode.

>>44830344
Outside of mge hugbox rules handwaving away all that, yeah. She's shit.

>>44830344
>>44830351
Lurk for two years, not two days.
>Q:
With Sandworm, is female body able to detach from worm's body, or are they fused?
>A: They are fused, and can't be detached. However, still depends on their mana and intelligence(both can be developed by continuing marriage), she can change the part that are attached to worm's body to arms or back, and create pseudo-legs like human female. Additionally, they can temporarily shrink worm's body and become the form like Lamia, so they can go to the town with their husbands.

>>44830011
>Milf demon instantly transforms into a loli
>That's just how the demon world works

>>44830360
But I specifically ignored that so what is your point?

>>44830360
>make profile
>fans realize that she is shit outside of cooming
>make up some transformation stuff thanks to mamonobanana™
It's all so tiresome.

>>44830373
>the only fans into it would be into the vore
>the girl inside is just there to watch and for someone to talk to
>they're too busy getting off to being inside her anyway
Although it's probably too spacious. I am pretty sure vorfags like the whole massaging stomach imagery.

>>44830361
>Magic standoff with a demon hag
>Draw
>Hit her with a lolification spell
>She tags me with a shotafication spell

>>44830361
No fun if you can't have a small momster or a hag daughteru.

Disregard foxes. Acquire wolfus.

>>44830501
Put that tongue back in your mouth missy

>>44830501
Wolves are vulgar and need domestication correction.

>>44830508
Tongues belong in the mouths of boys.

>>44830523
Monster fear the swamp frog curse

>>44829181
I'm used to it.

>>44829172
Aware, it's again, an issue of overthinking and 99% of the time it's involving one shots. Appreciate the input though.

>>44830523
>mouths
weak

>>44830360
a worse snake. Amazing.

>>44829887
I've got to ask. What would the Kobayashi and Tohru relationship be like if it took place in MGE?

>>44830585
Oh you want it in your throat or even further perhaps ? She will be happy to oblige.

>>44830604
Tohru finding her and Kobayashi a husband.

>>44830604
Dragon man, I guess. I can't imagine kobayashi changing.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZuCT4PmurY&t=9s
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f_h0rxhD9I
Cat hardware with dog software is the most adorable thing in existence. What about catgirl hardware with doggirl software?

>>44830604
Much like that one chapter where Kobayashi became a man

>>44830562
Curse? Sounds like a blessing to me.

it is time for kikiloaf

Cute little dead girls.

>>44830668
How does it compare to the shogloaf?

>>44830668
>Kiki kicking and screaming as she gets dragged to the comically large mixing bowl

Helo mayster, hov ar yu tudey?

>>44830714
Kiki what happened to you?

>>44830719
Don't make fun of her accent. It's rude.

>>44830402
>Wewp, guess we hab to gwow up togeda now
>Wew hab a wematch as soooon as I can cast again

>>44830714
Such a strange kiki

>>44830746
Wait, I thought I ordered a light brown Spanish Kiki. Did I apply a coupon I forgot about?

>>44830749
>taken back to her old loli demon pit
>hell is little girls

This is more disconcerting than a regular spider girl.

>>44830402
Not usually a fan of loli but I guess it's cute when it's with shota

>>44830782
>hell is little girls
Why is this in no way a surprise? Give me the angelic hags, please.

>forced to once again sleep without a big fluffy tail to hug
i need a bigger pillow.
anyway, how would you cuddle with your monfu as you both fall asleep? and what happens when you wake up?

>>44830685
Tastes better no doubt

>>44830685
It tastes like wolf spit

>>44830859
Aww, she made it taste like kisses! That's love.

>>44830837
I have no idea what sleeping glued to someone is actually like. Probably awkward. Also it takes my like half an hour to actually sleep.

>>44830837
i will insist that my waifu sleep face-to-face cuddling, with us hugging, me pressing my face into her chest, and our legs intertwined.
even if it's hot.

>>44830921
>me pressing my face into her chest
Based. The ideal monstergirl height is where she's so tall that face-to-face positions become face-to-bosom.

Don't ever talk to anubi about trains.

>>44831044
Can I talk to them about conveyor belts?

>>44830714
hard working Kiki doing her best!

Combo wombo girls.

>>44830958
it makes me feel safe...

>>44831044
Who else am I supposed to talk to about trains? I'm afraid other girls will look at me funny.

>>44831044
what about legos?

>>44831080
Earnest little confessions like that are a good way to get a hag so attached to you she'll never let go.

>go to the desert
>find a sphinx
>get told a riddle. Wrong answer
>made to labour out in the desert sun
>finish the pyramid
>actually just entombed in there with a hundred lust filled mummies
>The last words of the pharaoh as you are sealed in
>"keep the tomb cozy for when I arrive!"

>>44831080
>That pic
I-i never liked foxes much but this picture is changing my mind.

>>44831139
What happens if I tell a sphinx that I don't want to answer her stupid questions?

>>44831176
Foxes are very nice. They're soft and warm and love you very much, and they can make you feel very good.

>>44831179
The answer to the riddle is not "I don't want to answer."

>>44828760
Thinking about buying a physical copy of MGE, how is the print quality and translation?

>>44831258
Don't waste money.

>>44831232
I believe at this point not even they know the answer to the riddle, they are just looking for an excuse to condemn you to being squeezed by mummies.

>>44828965
Gonna create a Cadet Branch with the Pharaoh

>>44831109
with whom do I discuss Bionicles?

Okay but what if I have a loli wife and our daughter looks like a regular adult monster once she's old enough?

>>44831288
Apophis, do something! This leggy pharaoh is trying to seduce me!

>Now that you know the secrets of the druids, I'm afraid I can't let you leave.

>>44831279
So?

>>44831258
As far as I know the translations in the books are poor compared to the stuff on the wiki, but you can buy it to support kc if you want.

>>44831345
I don't think he needs support.

>>44831176
don't let foxes win just because they're popular, go find a niche monster and defend her to the death

>>44831313
I mean maybe she's a unicorn in a druid society but druids are different anon

>>44831313
Sorry, I gotta go give a homeless man alcohol poisoning so I can steal his change.

>>44831258
Quality is pretty nice. Translations are pretty much just worse than the ones KC does and fan ones because they obviously dodge a lot of stuff like little girls.

>>44831310
Apophis can handle the leg man Anon!

Sorry Demon, you're a nice girl and all and I would totally have dated you but my guardian Angel said I can't and I have to listen to her.

>>44829551
>>44829790
>Such a useless neet her only hope to assist the kingdom is to be bred
This might be a top-tier anubis in disguise, it would be especially ironic if she was on kid number 4 while her high achieving sisters and aunts were stewing in their virgin bureaucrat jobs

>>44831313
This isn't about the banana bread recipe, is it? She said she didn't mind teaching me...

You can eat food off her. But it's extra hot inside

>>44831368
I understood that reference.
Imagine what kind of adventure game puzzles monsters could come up with their twisted imaginations.

>>44831388
you don't want your immortal soul corrupted by evil, immoral, lascivious sex with wicked demons, do you? much better to have loving, gentle, pampering sex with your guardian angel, which will bring your immortal soul closer to heaven.

>>44831439
can she wear the clown costume? i even got her a cool mask to go with

>>44831439
I'm really sick of seeing this gacha bitch everywhere

>>44831435
>So you have to tickle the slime to get her core to throw it at the pigeon harpy to get her to drop the key.
>"Wouldn't that make the sli-"
>Its fine we'll have her show up later saying she's OK

>>44831446
I like her.

>>44831446
i'm sorry anon, i don't play gacha. i just like that angel because she has large breasts and is a pedophile.

>>44831446
honesty like tsurugi better

>>44829187
>>44829219
I think she turned into a deems somewhere in the sketch, but I need to sleep now.

>>44831515
SWEATER

>>44831515
I hate bullet tits.

>>44831313
>druids screaming their secrets through a megaphone in a crowded square
>can now abduct any man they please without breaking their oath

Do you think there is a mamano type that are to Pixies as Titania are to Fairies?

Magpie harpies swooping on you when you least expec-

>>44831582
What do they do if a man is listening to music or is deaf?

>>44831590
pixie queen sounds redundant to fairy queen,

>>44831594
They put their secrets into ads in music streaming services. And every druid knows sign language

Is it better for a setting to have monsters and monster girls completely separate or for both to exist?
>orcs and orc girls
>or just have all orcs be filthy orcs

>monster tries to grab me from behind
>I lick her claws
>she's disgusted and runs away
Everytime

>>44831651
According to playground rules, that monster is now yours

>>44831651
You've never licked a monster's claws before, have you

>>44831651
Those things are sharp, watch out.

>try and sneak through the throne room while your pharaoh momster is holding court
>"Oh? Anon, is that you...?"
>pats her lap
>"[Come Sit.]"
>compelled by god voice
>have to sit in her lap in front of all the visiting nobles while she fusses over you, hums, and pets your hair
being prince sucks.

>>44828760

>>44830905
being fucked into exhaustion beforehand probably helps with the sleep

Im so tired. only being sandwiched between a bogie and a mino can save me

>>44831851
>a bogie
Here have a few!

>>44831873
Bogie (quiet and cute) is fine too.

>>44831873
sir that's a bogey

>>44831881
>>44831884
FUCK
I still mix them up

You might end up too hot if it was these girls sandwiching you.

>>44831895
my stupid mnemonic is that bogie has an i in it like ICP

>>44831895
>>44831873
I'll take them both.
See you next spring, I'm hibernating between their tits until then

if you take too long during hellhound boss fight you will automatically lose due to the hellhound fluff debuff stacking and weakening you.

>>44831910
>Beat hound boss fight
>HP bar doesn't disappear
>Music doesn't stop playing
>HP Starts ticking up slowly instead
You are now stuck against this hellhound. Run or fight, she's coming back for you. Again and again. Over and over.

>>44830344
All of these are positives, not negatives.

>>44831923
ms phantom needs to stop scripting encounters

>>44831950
too monstrous.

>>44831961
This thread is for monster lovers, not monster tolerators. You are a monster tolerator.
>>>/cg/

>>44831961
i like the fuzzy spiders

>>44831923
>optional Wintertown hellhound bossfight
>even harder than the regular story mode, since her body heat debuff stacks three times as fast in the cold
>only thee most resolute builds can resist snuggling her for warmth

>>44831967
My monsters are too monstrous for you.

>>44831977
>Down winter hound once
>Already know shes going to get back up 5x as pissed
>And it is very cold
>Fuck it
>Slide under hellhounds arms when shes recovering
>Nice and toasty
>Smells nice too
>*Confused rapehound noises*

>>44832002
hardcore derpface.

I've fapped to the "bad endings" with Crawling Chaos Alice in BS2.

>>44831993
good ending, able to get some cuddles in before she goes to town on your slowly toasting form

>>44832017
I just want a tall, nice, maybe even a milf hellhound to care for me over the long, cold winter

>>44832038

>>44832017
>drags you to a small frozen pond
>slides in
>uses her heat to turn the thing into a jacuzzi
>grabs you and drags you in

hellhound but hex maniac and extra chunni and creepy

>>44831350
>excited otohime noises

>>44832172
>ywn have a red skinned veteran adventurer show you the ropes
>or keep you as a healslut pet

>>44832108
I am tempted to comm my hellhound in the hex maniac outfit but I've not a clue how to get that creepy factor to work as well

>>44832201
its in the eyes and the face, someone shifty and untrustworthy or they got something wrong with them in the head

Why has Monster Musume more or less been forgotten and buried?

>>44832237
The artist has issues keeping it up and it never got a season 2. But as far as it goes it's doing as well as any other monster girl media.

>>44832220
>>44832201
small pupils, 3 whites of the eye and slit eyes with eye bags

>life being forced to live in the woods because it's natural
>you are permitted a tent if living in her moss house is not good enough
>she will not have sex in it

>>44832237
Too much weird shit for the dedicated and not enough plot advancement for the masses imo.

>>44832308
What weird shit?

I want to brush that hair for hours.

What would happen if you actually find cheshire's jokes funny and laugh with her?

Zzap

>>44831968
And they like you!

>>44832411
She becomes an awkward dork and you have to make the first move.

>>44832417
Fluffy spiders.

>>44832299
Consider the following: Dryad-Dragon. Dryadgon.

>>44832431
Very fine spider, would cuddle and accept clothing from.

>>44832416
I'm gonna poke the zap tongue
Hope I dont die

I like black birbs midriff

>>44832490
Pretty bird, but are those scales on her labia? Do I need a crowbar to get access to the fun bits?

>>44831258
I own both 1 and 2, they are fine.

>>44832504
best monster tummy

>>44832411
But I do!
>Cheshire tries guiding me through Wonderland
>Stop to laugh at her puns
>Stop to admire her body regularly
>Stop to ask her if we can take a break for a moment - I'm getting a little cold
>End up going on many, many tours with her later, around the world

Fuck foxes.

>>44831350
My fav "niche" girl is the dorome, need cuddly mud girl

>>44832666
yoho!

post underrated girls!

>>44832665
Dorome has been dormant for too long.
The age of the mud is nigh.

>>44832698
>Consider the following.

>>44832698

>>44831350
Everyone who loves loli, loves baphomets. But I like familiar more.

>>44832744
I don't like baphomets

>>44832744
they're more conniving
and that's hot

>>448327298
zap

>>44832729
she peed on me bitchj

>>44832759
?

>>44832765
im sure it'll make sense in 20 years

>>44830056
From what I have observed, "Kunoichi" and other female ninjas are just an excuse for artists to draw scantily clad women with super loose clothing. AND, in the case of hentai and hentai artists, Kunoichi/female ninjas sole purpose and existence is to just have an easy gangbang/gangrape scenario where the "stealth mission" fails and the ninja gets gangraped by several cartoonishly ugly men.

Because while there are plenty of hentai artists who're women themselves. The vast majority of hentai artists are still overwhelmingly perverted men who may or may not be unironically sexist woman-hating misogynists.

>>44832781
did you pull that out of youtube comments or something?

>>44832744
For me. It's Alice.

>>44831322
Save up. Get a job. Use money to invest in a business or stocks. YOU FUCKING IDIOT

>>44832744
>>44832794
Familiar and Alice are two of my favorite girls. Sylphs are also up there.

>>44832803

>>44832817
Mostly to piss away on things you think will bring a brief moment of joy.

>>44832788
Either that or the site formerly known as Twitter.

>>44832828
i can't think of a better use for money

>>44832812
Greetings fellow man of culture.

>>44832788
>>44832833
Is he wrong though? Makes you really think that so many hentai and doujins is often the most degenerate and awful sexual violence and abuse therefore its all horny single dudes who drew and wrote that shit. The only good alternative is femporn or josei and female-made doujins in general since josei smut is actually erotic and sexy while the rest of other hentai and doujins that are majority made by dudes. Is filled with all the nasty rape and sexual assault violence, and NTR just to out-edge, out-shock-value and one-up each other on who's the most explicit and raunchy.

Again, the only good alternative is femporn and josei material, even if femporn and josei are Soap Opera-tier mellow drama.

>>44832889
No, he's fairly right. Loneliness breeds resentment, warranted or not.

>>44832889
Didn't read lol.

>>44832889
Iunno bro sounds like a skill issue to me. Lrn2Blacklist.

>>44832889
reality does a much better job of degenerate behavior than any fiction

>>44832903
wait, that's not the right handsign. does anyone know what this fox is implying?

>>44832939
She's saying she's a cum dumpster.

Which monster girl would be best for playing modded Factorio with?

>>44832889
The fuck are you talking about? The most degenerate shit out there is made by women. You can always know the difference because of the subtle kinks women add to it. A perverted woman will always go further than a perverted man.

>>44832947
That seems like an anubis thing.

>>44832955
Tell me more.

>>44832947
Gremlins

>>44832947
if sucking you off under the desk counts ms ghoul is a big helper for those longer sessions

>>44832744
familiar's design does things to me, but i can't figure her into stories as easily as i can things like shoggoths
i'd hit one with megamorphosis just to see what they look like, though

>>44832955
>Gaiz! Its actually made by women!

Different anon here. But that has to be one of the most shockingly successful and long running PsyOps ever created. Go to Danbooru or any image art board that allows porn to be posted including anime and hentai. And so many hentai and porn featuring female characters are often always being abused, raped, gangraped and brutalized in general. I cannot speak of or say anything about that anon saying "for-women" porn is better because its better looking. But what woman, even the perverted ones in Deviantart and Twitter are EVER turned on or aroused by the average rape hentai or doujin where the girl is literally beaten, abused and violated by dozens of men. No way in hell am I suggesting censorship, what I have a problem with is just what woman finds that arousing and hot!?

Its a PsyOp I tells you. Whatever organized hentai or doujin group out there has successfully gaslit and psyop'd everyone into believing and accepting that there are women out there who are aroused by visceral sexual violence. Only horny men can seemingly be aroused by that, not women in a natural sense. And any "mangaka face reveal" which the author of said visceral rape doujin is a woman, is a goddamn lie. The supposed female author is just mouth piece of female friend of the actual horny male author who'd actually write and draw that. It can't be a woman its just not natural.

>>44833044
Look at most American "romance" novels written by and for women, and the only brutal hentai trope missing is "ugly bastard".

>>44832962
>playing space mod with Anubis wife
>everything she does is incredibly clean. central bus format all day erryday. circuits, counters, the whole shebang
>everything you touch is built with all the grace of a bowl of spaghetti being thrown into a tornado
>somehow more productive than hers every time
>this has been the cause of several very angry cuddlefuck sessions
>thank you machine spirits
And other incredible tales I tell myself to stop the voices.

>>44833044
>men usually not abused
>women often turned into armless sex toys by giant chads then killed

Trolling Hakutaku or Crow Tengu teachers that proper or normal paragraphing after every 5 sentences is Reddit Spacing cringe.

>>44833044
>Miss Oomukade finally convinces you to come over to see her artwork.
>She does oil paintings.
>It's just painting after painting of a vague, anonymous human man completely violating a centipede woman.
>Stepping on her.
>Pulling her head back by the antennae.
>Lewdly mauling her breasts.
>All the while the centipede lady is crying, mascara running down her cheeks.
>And one hand buried in her pussy.
>You're disgusted, and can't help but show it on your face.
>"Do you not like them?"
"They're disturbing."
>She squeaks and blushes.
"Why would you make these?"
>She looks away and murmurs something.
"What was that?"
>"I'm a bad little 'pede who deserves to be punished."
>"S-step on me, Anon."

>>44833109
can't say that's been the majority of my experience

>>44832889
>>44833044
Somebody call the Flayer Force we’ve got an escapee.

>>44833131
>>It's just painting after painting of a vague, anonymous human man completely violating a centipede woman.
Would've been a better detail if it were the usual ugly bastard. Or the "Gyrau-oh" or male gyarus. Is that also a safe assumption about Oomukade, their boyfriends/husbands are either ugly bastards or the darker skinned or tanned male gyarus you also see in most NTR doujins. -WAIT A MINUTE ANON, I though it was the Sea Turtle girls who're the masochists?! So wouldn't the greentext be the horny masochist sea turtle mamono who'd yearn for an ugly bastard or Gyaru-oh to violate them?

>>44833137
Escapee gonna need some extra tadpoles with proper Ceremorphosis to cure his mental delusions.

>>44833173
The things I would do if I had that many tentacles.

>>44832942
Gyaryu

>>44832942
>>44833179
Mutated Lamia in need of Containment-correction!

>>44832833
>>44832889
>Westoids drama
>Gachashit
You both should be banned.

Abs

>>44833206
yeah

>>44833206
Good for laying your head on

>>44833188
Just give her some hebis and she'll be fine.

Imagine having sex with a monster girl.

>>44833270
I mostly imagine a monster girl calling me trash, scratching all over my body for no real reason, and then having sex with me as I am tied down while talking about how lucky I am.

>>44833270
I like to imagine cuddling with a wercat and nuzzling up against her until she purrs.

>>44833270
I prefer to imagine holding a monster in my arms as I fall asleep.

>>44833270
what's it like?

>>44830778
Oh no! She's smug AND cool!

>>44833276
no. you will have a cuddly sweet monster tell you how cute you are, how lucky she was to find you, she will be gentle and loving.
do not resist love correction

I'm going to defeat monsters with cooking!

>>44833334
>get cornered by a pack of kunoichi
>your friend at the front confidently proclaims that all kunoichi are dorks
>one of them disappears and reappears behind him
>your friend cums his pants a dozen times and collapses
>get to pick which kunoichi takes you home because you were good and went quietly

>>44833270
I mainly swing between imagining getting my lights clocked out by a giant monster or getting shoved into hellhound chest fluff. kind of depends on mental state.

>>44833359
I hope you get a Salamander rival chef, whose gimmick is flame-grilling stuff with her tail flames.

>>44833270
I bet she's terrible at sex

>>44833372
i want to get divebombed by a griffon like a falcon does to a unaware pigeon

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to remember cows are not limited to the bovine family.
Any species of monster girl can be a cow if her chest is big enough.

>>44833463
I’m gonna impregnate the first one I see.

so how does one pronounce her name?

>>44833536
Cat sex

>>44833463
That’s not true, that’s just a scary story the baphs use to spook new recruits.

>>44833562
beware the heretics of the oppai occultism groups

>>44833359
cooking is the one thing i can half-decently do, so let's hope i can find one who's okay with that being my one redeeming quality

>>44833359
I'm going to defeat monsters with looking!