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Me and Marisa <3

>> No.44814375

>>44814371
Fat fuck, I bet you need to be wheeled around on a cart to move.

>> No.44814385
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44814385

>>44814371
Watch yourself before you clock youself, Arisu…

>> No.44814430

>>44814375
He's not fat, Marisa is just tiny. The juxtaposition results in an optical illusion.

>> No.44814438

>>44814385
How did you get the scar?

>> No.44814453

>>44814438
Lobotomy.
It's the only way Someone would go see Alice

>> No.44814471

>>44814371
>>44814385
not only absudly huge fat, he's balding too.
kinda sad anon. there was no need to expose yourself like this.

>> No.44814854

>>44814371
>>44814385
Stop doxxing me

>> No.44814903

>>44814385
Holy shit, Alice broke into anon's house.
What a creep.

>> No.44814923

>>44814371
Look at the size of him.

>> No.44815040

>>44814385
I’m amazed there’s a continuation of this. Please tell me there’s more of this large lad.

>> No.44815154

>>44814385
What's going to happen to Alice???

>> No.44815231

>>44815154
What do you think?
She's in a library looking up stuff on 4chan and the librarian with a thyroid condition is obligated to come over and tell them to use another site, as it is a public space for all ages.
She'll probably just cry for a bit and leave, then come back around later and still browse 4chan but just give furtive glances to the librarian and make up bullshit about him to "get back".

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44817736

>>44814371
Dont worry Marisa-chan, I'll save you!

>> No.44817813
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44817813

>>44814385
Dont think i forgot about you, Aryan Margatroid!!

>> No.44818459
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44818459

>> No.44818851

>>44818459
Marisa is so silly, if she had any Belmont genes in her there's no way she would have turned out so short

>> No.44818874

>>44818851
This is dracula's curse.

>> No.44822926
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44822926

Real or another of Alice's fanfictions?

>> No.44822937

>>44822926
Its Marisa's fanfic. Not gonna hapoen though since that ugly bastard has standards.

>> No.44822946

>>44822926
Fanfictions obviously, a gremlin that size would be too fat and unhealthy to catch Marisa.

>> No.44822971

>>44822926
>>44814371
this what strenght max charisma min build looks like

>> No.44822976

>>44822926
is that the same guy as the OP? He's like a third of his size now, hope he's okay...

>> No.44823033
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44823033

top thread

>> No.44823089

>>44822971
I think what happened in the photo was a max constitution build effortlessly tanking and walking through a master spark to embrace poor Marisa.

>> No.44823298

>>44822926
Oh good lord the large lad saga continues.
Poor Marisa though, she’s terrified to the point you can barely see the tears in her eyes as this fat balding weeb pins her. Someone call the Punisher to stop him.

>> No.44823316

>>44822926
Me at right.

>> No.44823319

>>44822976
He has been losing some weight. Running around Gensokyo trying to catch the cute little witch is good exercise.

>> No.44823324
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44823324

>>44823298
Alice!
Use your shovel powers to save her!

>> No.44823398

>>44823324
Gooooo Arisu Megatron! Shovel to the extreme and beat that lardo like he’s a piñata!

>> No.44823404

>>44823319
phew, good to hear
once he and Marisa settle down, some homecooked mushroom stew will have him back up to a healthy weight in no time

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44823841

>>44822926

>> No.44824215

>>44823841
Hell yeah, there he is. Frank Castle is fucking READY to lay down some punishment on this ham beast and keep Marisa’s dignity intact.

>> No.44824531
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44824531

>>44823841
Punisher-sama

>> No.44824771 [SPOILER] 
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44824771

>>44822926
Don't open

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44824784

>> No.44824843
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44824843

>>44824771

>> No.44827291

>>44824215
he's put himself in the only position that has Marisa as his backdrop. In one fell swoop he's given away the element of surprise and made it so he can't use his guns
embarrassing display from the punisher

>> No.44827305

>>44827291
He does this shit like half the time and always wins.

>> No.44829311

>>44824771
The white part of the sheet made me think she had really short legs and was doing a split in bed

>> No.44829403

>>44824771
I can't believe Alice is fucking dead

>> No.44829556

>>44824784
How do I read this

>> No.44829560

>>44829556
Carefully

>> No.44838724

>>44814371
wtf thats literally me

>> No.44838729

>>44824771
can the punisher kills marisa's cancer too

>> No.44838819

>>44824771
Her bed is sinking.

>> No.44841816 [SPOILER] 
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44841816

>>44824771
Not like this...

>> No.44845671
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44845671

>>44841816
Arisu....

>> No.44846465

>>44824771
I can't believe it, I can't believe Marisa is dead!

>> No.44849739

>>44824771
the only way she can be cured...is with those crystals that make your fingers really long...

>> No.44853065

>>44824771
cause of death: no bitches

>> No.44854315

>>44814385
Based fuck that creepy lesbian

>> No.44859759

>>44814371
>>44814385
the first time i saw this it legit took me like 5 min to get it. then i realized the guy has cancer :(

>> No.44859771

>>44859759
No he's a big fat ugly bastard who is going after alice because she shovel'd him.

>> No.44866150

>>44814371
He would be handsome and desirable if he just lost some weight

>> No.44869279

>>44866150
Thanks mom.

>> No.44872175

>>44866150
you can take away the fat but will never remove the neckbeard

>> No.44872769
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44872769

>>44872175
>you will never remove the neck-

>> No.44874710

>>44872769
anon, just look at him
in gensokyo he would immediately become the legendary "magician-hunting giant" youkai due to the fear and belief that his massive frame, neckbeard, and unflinching desire to dote on marisa would inspire
those things would become intertwined with his existence

>> No.44874834

>>44874710
That man is already a legend, look closely at him. Marisa is what? The size of a human child around 12 years old at best and ONE of his hands wraps around her like a fleshy blanket. No youkai attacked him because they thought he was some kind of Oni. The villagers stayed clear of his path as they thought the same. The bastards strength is prodigious just from his frame alone.

And then what does he do? This practical lobotomite, judging by the scar in the Alice pic; saw and then relentlessly hunted down the little witch because he reminded her of a particularly cute dog or something.

He's probably already a half youkai before he even came to gensokyou cause he sure as hell ate a master spark and other magics before he caught his prey. Look at the fear in Marisa's eyes, that the eyes of a person who knows they can physically do nothing to save themselves and now relies on placating the beast to keep themselves safe.

>> No.44876529

>>44874834
What happened next?

>> No.44876756

>>44876529
I shot him with a .458 lott like the elephant he was.
His fat sweaty hairy ass hangs above my fireplace, an eternal testament to my hunting skills.

>> No.44876765

>>44876756
So gay you stare at man ass everyday?

>> No.44876773

>>44876756
>His fat sweaty hairy ass hangs above my fireplace
You're a weirdo, anon.

>> No.44876778

>>44876765
Everyone in Gensokyo is gay.
It also sends a message to fags who think they can take me.

>> No.44876795
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All the punisher and hunter posting finally make sense now...
Repressed homolust is a hell of a drug

>> No.44876927
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44876927

>>44823841
>>44824215
>>44824531
>>44876756
This is the Punisher.

>> No.44882296

>>44814371
Look at the size of him.

>> No.44884815

>>44882296
yeah
Honestly he should have been on that rocket to the moon with Reimu and the others. I think he would have a pretty good matchup in a fight against the moon bitches.

>> No.44889921

>>44876927
Noooo stop posting that bullshit! I dont like it when Marvel shits on their own characters for dumb reasons! Portray him in a positive light, like the other anons in this thread did.

>> No.44889959
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44889959

>>44889921
Anon… it's time to let go.

>> No.44890050
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44890050

God in his heaven, all is right with the world.

>> No.44890179
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44890179

I'm bored.

>> No.44890195

>>44890179
>>44890050
Marisa sure has unique tastes huh?

>> No.44890279

>>44890050
>>44890179
cute

>> No.44890283

>>44890050
>>44890179
See anons, we are all gonna make it

>> No.44890365

>>44890050
>>44890179
bet they'd make a good combo solving incidents together

>> No.44893485

>>44889921
>I dont like it when Marvel shits on their own characters for dumb reasons!
Isn't that what they've been doing for the last few years?
Isn't Superman's son a literal fag?

>> No.44893866

>>44890195
The large dude is a great person on the inside, and that's what Marisa is interested in.

>> No.44894582

>>44893485
Superman is DC anon.

>> No.44896592

>>44893866
He's a great person on the outside as well!

>> No.44897126

>>44890050
>>44890179
Manletbros, not like this

>> No.44897265
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44897265

>>44894582
I see.
I'm not very familiar with superhero comics.

>> No.44903427

>>44897265
That's fine.

>> No.44904595

>>44890050
>>44890179
Literally me

>> No.44907393

>>44893485
Yes he is. Heard he got raped. Or was that Superman?

>> No.44908702

>>44822926
giwtwm on the left

>> No.44908917

>>44890050
>>44890179
this makes me happy

>> No.44909567

>>44893866
Marisa is truly a wonderful gal then, I promise to no longer Maribully!

>> No.44915528

>>44908702
>on the left
HUH

>> No.44924798
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44924798

>>44814371
Marisa and her bloatlord BF

>> No.44928982

>>44814375
>>44814371
This is basically every marisa fan, no exception.

>> No.44932966

>>44928982
this but touhou fans in general

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44933365

>>44814375
Yeah, it's called a car? Retarded baka

>> No.44933621

>>44928982
>>44932966
True for both.
>t. 6'3'' 270lbs

>> No.44937279

>>44890050
>>44890179
Most relationships work best when the Stockholm syndrome kicks in

>> No.44937433

>>44814371
You look very cute together anon :3

>> No.44943605

>>44933621
Do you lift bro?

>> No.44943672

>>44943605
My fat ass out of bed every day, yes.

>> No.44950823

>>44943672
so proud of you anon

>> No.44955387

>>44950823
I have to, that ordinary magician won't be impregnated by herself.

>> No.44960585

>>44824771
;_; noooo mariser

>> No.44968316

Theres something that really tickles me about the idea of the Punisher being Marisas number 1 e defender online.

>> No.44968320

>>44814371
You look like somebody who Kenshiro is going to eventually punch to death at the end of the episode.

>> No.44973955
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44973955

Marisa when I'm done with her.

>> No.44974081

>>44973955
Marisur...

>> No.44974090

>>44973955
You are great at Halloween costume design!

>> No.44976715
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44976715

>>44974090
Of course. I have many skills.

>> No.44976724

>>44973955
She looks like she is going to read Psalms 137 to me

>> No.44976726

I look and smell like this

>> No.44983973

You need to lose weight

>> No.44990258

>>44983973
i need to but i dont WANT to

>> No.44990403
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44990403

>>44814371
Marisa love <3

>> No.44990561

>>44990403
I hope theres more of these, I love them

>> No.44994922

>>44990403
Marisa no!
Somebody call the Punisher and stop this abusive fatass IMMEDIATELY!

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>>44814371
>>44814385
>>44822926

Sorry champ, had to save her.

>> No.45005021

>>44897126
Just like this. You are also included in this pic, guess in whose role.

>> No.45011137

>>44814371
Me on the left.

>> No.45018572

>>44814371
wtf thats literally me

>> No.45028813

I can't believe Mari-chan's boyfriend is literally me...

>> No.45035120

>>44814371
Why are you fat?

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