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No.

>>44580679
I wouldn't want to.

You cannot escape the grape, but if I could, I probably would. Hell doesn't seem too nice for your average human soul.

>>44580679
I love grapes. I will consume her body.

>>44580679
She looks so pretty here.

>>44580679
I love how gRape is getting all the quality content, the only newhu with staying power.

Why is Zanmu-sama with another person?
I want Zanmu-sama to only talk to me, I want Zanmu-sama to only look at me, but now she's talking to another person.
Even though I've been working so hard...

>>44580679
Minoriko's real sister.

>>44581916
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>>44582001
Betterman?!

I want smug Hisami-san to hug me from behind while she warmly touches me down there..

Hisami wouldn't touch your dick. She wouldn't love you or stalk you, she's only interested in Zanmu, not an ugly male like you.

>>44586003
Go away yuritranny.

>>44586018
Accept the truth manswine.

>>44586003
Sounds prime for mindbreaking.

>>44586119

>>44586018
She's an obsessive lesbian. The only way she's going to do that is if Zanmu does it first and she gets it in her head that indirect sex is a thing.

>>44586003
Her job is to keep people from leaving hell and her M.O. is by giving them reward which results in (almost) 100% success rate.
So if you fall into hell you're guaranteed to receive a "reward" from her, unless Zanmu is giving specific order which will cause Hisami to start acting deviant.

>>44586065
She isnt a lesbian retarded tranny. Its her job to get zanmu back to hell. And her "masochism" is mainly treated as a joke. There will never fucking EVER be lesbians in canon touhou. Ywnbaw and kill yourself.

would you?

I wanna draw the grape again

>>44588573
I want you to draw the grape again

>>44580679
you remember that shikome you met in high school?
she looks like this now!

>>44590648
>you remember that shikome you met in high school?
This?

>>44593203
She was pleasant when I met her!

>>44587096
It's only natural for a grape 2hu to be round and juicy.

>>44593373
I don't like it. She's not literally a grape, she just likes grapes.

Alluring grape

Even if she doesn't actually like Zanmu like that she still wouldn't like you either and no she wouldn't go yandere mode for you.

>>44597227
>no she wouldn't go yandere mode for you.
She would. It's her nature as a shikome.
Granted I have to fall into hell first.

>>44597361
I would simply not sin until I get damned.

>>44597361
She would forget about you eventually if you really want to use the "in her nature to" excuse, because it's also part of her job. So no, she wouldn't make any lasting bonds with you, she'd eventually go yandere for the next person she has to because it's her nature to.

>>44597535
Worth it.
I'll use every moment to rub and lick her tights until the next person comes along. That's all I ever wanted.

asked this in the first grape thread
is she just obsessed with zanmu or does she just like her because she's a masochist and she provides her with scolding

if the latter, does that mean you could replace her zanmu?

>>44598064
It's never outright stated, but I think part of it is because of Zanmu's high status. She has a "being scolded by superior" fetish, basically.
So unless you can be bigger than the woman who reformed Hell, you're shit out of luck.

Dumbass psycho grape only good for killing & stalking...

drinking Hisami juice!

>>44606256

>>44606256
How do I make Hisami juice out of her?

>>44606256
How do I get Hisami to produce her juice?

>>44598459
rape zanmu, got it

>>44607089
Mating press

>>44607203
Be honest. Can someone less than regular human like you actually do it? Can you overpower an oni lord from hell?

>>44607375
I would simply be better.

>>44606256
>mystia
you mean kutaka?

>>44609221
kutaka is for me to marry

>>44589812
Leg didn't turn out great

>>44613160
\Rare underwear grapes/
The legs overlap a bit weirdly, right? If you didn't mention it, I probably wouldn't have given it much thought.

>>44580679
She's gonna grape you in the mouth.

>>44613205
For decades and decades and decades and decades and decades?

>>44613183
yeah, at least I can just crop that part out in the redraw

>the closest thing to a canon gay character
>theres still dozens of artwork where she gets dicked down and groped by men

Yurifags will seethe

>>44613205
>>44613231
But will she tie you to the radiator first?

>>44613833
I for one would simply enjoy both
As long as I can watch Hisami's gracious body

>>44613676
This is turning into some real good art.
Do you upload anywhere apart from /jp/?

>>44616221
I was about to do pixiv but my friend held me back from uploading some other stuff I had posted earlier

>>44616221
I wish I had a better texture for that inner bra

What's teh grapecensus: hime cut or parted bangs?

>>44617197
I wanna say parted bangs but that's already how Zanmu looks like.
Hime cut is obviously too common.
I gotta pick any other bangs but I haven't decided yet.

>>44616364
Nice, another grape for the collection!

>>44617197
Parted bangs like how Regura draw his mother(ly) characters

>>44617299
Its a tough pick, she could be any of them

>>44617197
Not even close to canon, but I think she looks best with her eyes covered even without her hat.

>>44625297
I think partially eyes covered would be better than completely covered

>>44624799
I really like options 2 and 5.

>>44625297
What a ripe grape....

>>44625297

>>44626765
Mock up of how 5 would kinda look under the hat

>>44580679
No, so i will gRAPE the Grape.

>>44624799
why does she look like a bratz character

>>44639735
Its the smile

I found the perfect haircut for Hisami. I'm not sure what it's called, though.

>>44642258
I'll take it, gives her the nutty yandere look

>>44642258
>>44642303
Would she break my pelvis directly or would she break it through obscene BDSM acts?

>>44642512
She would like to insert her arm to your butthole to give you anal fissure first
That's what her gloves for

Do you guys think it’s possible to escape this gRapist?

>>44644735
Her ability is supposed to make it impossible (very hard!)

>>44647769
What if tell her to look over there and then run away REAL fast at hihg speeds while she’s distracted?

>>44647795
Are you a maid or something? You can't run that fast.

>>44647795
Hisami when anon tell her to look the other way (she stares at you instead)

>>44647802
No, but I have spirit and determination to escape the grape and hecc itself. Surely that will help me go a long way at least.

>>44648077
What if I told her that Zanmu was totally right behind her with a love letter in hand for her? Really.

>>44648982
It seems that you have escaped but as soon as she finds that there's nothing behind her she will start chasing you relentlessly.
Even if you managed to distance yourself away far from her, even if you managed to get away from hell, she will keep chasing you to the surface and find you even if it takes 100 years.
And once she find you, she will grape you until you lose all resistance and drag you back to hell.

>>44649302
I’ll take all the victories I can get. And I’ll be sure to give this grape woman the chase of a lifetime for as long as I am able to.
And if she does end up finding and cornering me, I’ll just tell Hisami that her hat thing is DUMB even by touhou standards to try and make her cry and leave to be comforted by Zanmu.
And if that doesn’t work, I’ll try to take her hat which is the likely source of her powers like all touhous.
Should the above mentioned fail however, then I guess I’ll be gRaped against my iron will. I just hope she’s gentle about it.

Hisami is the best newhu because her look is very unique. Zanmu is a plain demon girl with ugly clothes like Seija. Enoko is a white dog girl like Momiji, Biten wears a lame recolor of Nemuno's dress. No wonder drawfags are having a blast with her.

>>44649500
Enoko has her trap hands and winning dance that made artists took extra effort to make animations of it, but you're right. Hisami's covered face, tight clothes and open thighs plus sexy gloves and overall creepy yandere aura on top of simple but sexy design put her far above other newhus. Everything about her is pure sex.
No wonder artists are having a field day with her.

>>44649742
Well I said this but I think Chiyari also come pretty close. Who doesn't want to dick a messy neet girl?

>>44649830
Hisami, Biten, Chiyari, Enoko, Zanmu
510, 353, 322, 298, 288

NSFW percentage broke since Pixiv somehow changed something for users who haven't logged in (which is how I filter NSFW in my script right now).
My bet would be that Chiyari overtakes Biten eventually, but I'm biased since I like her a lot more.

>>44649964
Too bad many artists on Twitter don't upload their art on Pixiv anymore, though I'm not sure how it will change things.
I legit don't see that Biten is more popular than Chiyari, but I'm sure I've seen more quality Chiyari art.

>>44649742
Hisami smiles like she poked a hole in the condom

>>44655893
More like she poked a hole in your dick

>>44655893
She wouldn't let you use a condom
She would pin you down and force you to look into her eyes as she makes you surrender your future to her belly

>>44657069
>she makes you surrender your future to her belly
I don’t know why, but the phrasing of this sounds real hot. The rest of what you typed out is pretty good too. Just imagining looking into the Grape’s serene yet delighted eyes would be an amazing experience in its own right along with her easily keeping you restrained and on your back pinned by her strength.

>>44650073
Guess we will just have to wait and see through the new popularity poll.
From what I remember, Tsukasa easily got the most art from the cast of 18, but it was Chimata who was the most popular, maybe Megumu got 2nd as well.
Art can help, but it's not the most indicative of a character's popularity.

>>44613205
SHE'S THE GRAPIST!

>>44657411
Tags: Unbirth, rebirth(?)

>>44668835
>Unbirth
Are you suggesting that Hisami somehow becomes a giant or you get shrunken and she ends up “eating” you with her lower mouth? All of it being done to prevent your escape from hell?

>>44668892
She's already 10-feet tall monster girl with vine tentacles, won't you please let me fantasize without logic getting in the way?

>>44669035
Oh I don’t have a problem with your big monster girl fantasy. On the contrary, I’d like to see this grape become larger so she can more easily eat you and me up.

>>44665257
There is something off about this eggplant

Dairi art dropped!
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/111798695

>>44580679
If she is a Shikome that means she is older than Amaterasu right?
Does that mean she is older than Yukari?

>>44672005
somebody, make an edit or something that doesn't show her eyes

>>44665257
Some retard put a grape on teh eggplant aisle...

Hisami will make a surprise in the poll, maybe even break it. I feel it.

>>44673216
Super easy, barely an inconvenience

I've been out of loop with Touhou.

Whats with this slutty, masochistic grape?

What would happen if I took off her veil?

The Japs completely endorse her loving relationship with Zanmu-sama, westoids. Time to submit already yuri has won. The grape is lesbian.

>>44677720
Fuck off crossie, shippers will ship anything that has tits together and troons will claim that everything is queer because they don't care about canon. This is the same for everything.

Does she look better with purple lipstick, red lipstick or just plain mouth?

>>44683458
Plain
Lipstick is for mortals to cover up their inferior genes

Hisami and Zanmu will get married!

... to me!

...in my dreams only unfortunately, as the real ones are marrying each other.

... while also being married to me. Islam for the win!

.... in my dreams too because there's no marriage in hell

>>44684387
In hell, the relationships don't blow.
They rape.

>>44683458
>>44683602
Best with coral blue #5

>>44683458
Purple or plain. Maybe black.
I don't think red lipstick looks good in general.

What would prompt this Grape into becoming a gRapist and having her way with you?

>>44694931
You tried to escape Hell. Please do not try to escape Hell.

>>44695017
Hell sucks though, I’d want to get out of there.

>>44695461
So says everyone damned to Hell.

>>44695524
Fine, I’ll just channel and unleash my inner Doomguy and beat her and any of Hell’s denizens up that try to hamper or stop my glorious escape!

I'm gonna get graped aren't I

>>44695540
You wont succeed, but you will prove how great a sire you would be for her children

Whats the point of giving her fat tits and ass if she is gonna fuck zanmu and not me, huh? And 99% of her nsfw art is not hetero stuff. I fear what would happen if ZUN went full retard and made every 2hu gay...

>>44702570
Zanmu is a shota.

>>44702570
Self insert yourself as Zanmu (male)

>>44702570
>99% of her nsfw art is not hetero stuff
That's just 2hu in general. I filter yurislop anyway so I recommend you do the same thing.

>>44703283
Not really, theres a fuckton of content where the 2hus get dicked down, but hisami's count is relatively low.

Come on and take my hand

>>44703283
>yeah 99% of her stuff is yuri but she is not a yuri character okay yurifags are just secondaries that's why there's 10 of them for every non yurifag in this fandom okay?
Holy hetero nigger cope.

>>44708855
And this of course means she's gay because...?

>>44708855
You will never be a woman

>>44708855
ok champ back to your containment board

>>44708770
If I take her hand I’m going to get graped.
Hard.

>>44709608
You don't have any choice anyway. Either you grab her hand or she'll grab you.
The end result will be the same.

Does this hair looks good on her?

>>44719358
It looks a bit creepy with it being so symmetric, but it fits.

I can't believe ZUN created a real yanderehu

Canon sapphic
Canon sapphic
Canon sapphic
Canon sapphic

>>44723725
No one will ever dethrone the Queen Hata-tan

She's a Pokemon

>>44723725
his wife probably made him
she has too much sex appeal to not have her fingerprints all over it

>>44723945
So ZUN's wife is supportive of his doujin work, but also want to push for sexier 2hu designs.
I'm not sure if that's lucky or unlucky for him.

>>44724072
imagine discovering you married a poofter lol how does ZUN even live with himself

>>44723945
I've always suspected these posts were made by people who desperately wish to have a wife like that, not an accurate take on what ZUN's wife is like.

>>44724085
ZUNwife does actively make the hus have more sex appeal though and that's just a fact

>>44724085
>not an accurate take on what ZUN's wife is like
Have you not seen last year's Gartic Phone session.

>>44724208
I bet it was ZUN's wife that made him tell beatmario to introduce him on a stream as 'no.1 reimari supporter'

>>44724208
How many people in the 2hu community do you think managed to not see everyone getting wet over that stream? Two? Three?

I wish I could take this grape as my wife

>>44724208
Thats not "hehe sex" thats just yurishit garbage.

ZUN's wife has garbage taste if she makes sexier 2hus, only to utterly waste them by wanting to potray them as lesbians.

Kill yurifags, behead yurifags and so on and so forth.

>>44730665
Unironically based.

>>44683458
Mouth makeup is literal shit.

>>44685161
>>44688020
Kill yourselves. I suggest double suicide by choking on each other's dicks while wearing what the other suggested. The headlines would be pretty funny.

>>44719496
she looks perfect, what do you mean?

>>44742191
Look again.

Juicy grapes

>>44723945
Her and Tsukasa
ZUN dropped sex bombs two games in a row is kinda suspicious

It's grape time!

>>44752721
But she’s using an eggplant to spook the horns off of Zanmu!

I wanna make the finest wine out of her

>>44753155
I wonder what she's gonna use that eggplant for...

Isn't she supposed to be an old hag?
Shouldn't she be all saggy and stuff?

>>44764284
She probably turned her life around after tasting the sweet grapes of Izanagi. Izanagi also threw a comb at her, so she could have used that to brush up her appearance.

>>44764353
I thought Yomotsu Shikome is more like species or demon attendants of Izanami instead of single figure so I doubt Hisami is the same shikome who chased Izanagi, but I could be wrong

Honestly her long gloves scares me
What is she wearing those for?

>>44765952
Prostate play.

>>44765961
Well at least she’s being sanitary about it. But I’m betting Eirin won’t appreciate having some competition from this grape.

>>44765912
It is, but I think the grape theme makes more sense if we assume she was chasing Izanagi. Since grapes have nothing to do with her species, at some point in the past, she must have decided that she just really likes grapes, and made that a part of her outfit and abilities.
Izanami probably gave her a good scolding about it, too...

>>44767423
Now that I think about it Hisami being the shikome that chased Izanagi would be cooler, but it'd also imply that she's really really old

Dumb slutty hag!
As if I would go to hell just because you seduced me.

>>44771017
I don't know if it's possible to administer correction to a grapehag but I will try

>>44772914
I think you will end up getting corrected instead.
It's better to keep yourself out of her sight so you don't get caught and become her eternal sex slave.

W-what is she doing?

she graped

>>44776337
It looks like… some kind of strange mating dance.
Let’s get out of here!

>>44781454
Oh no! She's chasing us!!!

>>44783779
Oh fuck I don’t wanna get gRaped! Why does she even want us, I thought this fruity wacko had the hots for Zanmu?!
Quick! Throw a banana peel in front of her to try and trip her! Then we run for it!

>>44783814
Hahaha! I did it! I threw a banana peel and she slipped! She fell into such an embarrassing position. I sure don't wanna fall into that hahaha....
Let's just run quickly before she gets up.

>>44593203
I dated her but got cold feet after she got into college but I didn't and ghosted her.
I hate myself.

>>44783949
Shouldn’t be surprised that this lewd lady would be a nopan proponent…
Nice toss, you saved us from getting gRaped. Now to escape hell together!

Caught the grape

Oh no! She's chasing you again at full sprint after you escaped her once and will keep doing so no matter how much she fall, not until she drag you into hell and get impregnated by your seed!

>>44799469
i should give up

>>44767519
So she would be older than almost anyone except... Eirin, Keiki(maybe?) and Eika if she is Hiruko.
I guess it depends on how much time really happened between Izanami's death and Izanagi going to Yomi, if she existed before Izanami's death or only after and such facts.
But you could say that she is as old as death if we go strictly by shintoism.
But going by https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Gensokyo_Timeline#Ancient_Times (not sure how legit this is) I guess death existed before the Izanagi-Izanami thing, still I guess she could be a young 17million year old gal.

What will she do to this poor fox?

>>44799469
But i thought she liked zanmu and was a dyke....

(Pls someone tell me im wrong)

>>44802316
Zanmu is her love but men like you are to be her fuckslaves

>>44802494
if i had to be a loveslave dressed up in another touhous clothes during the rape i suppose zanmus outfit is on the better side

>>44802316
Hey, if yuriscum think they can turn every heterohu gay, I can turn the gayhu hetero.

playable character for the next game is leaked

>>44804759

Now I can dig this hairstyle.
It's not exactly hime cut like Kaguya. More like straighter and longer Reimu hairstyle. It's also a bit like Zanmu but without the parted bangs.

>>44804763
Zanmu miko is strangely fitting but I'm not sure about grape witch

How do I get her mind off Zanmu and make her my wife, /jp/?

Please....

>>44814236
Ask ZUN to decanonize her "love" for zanmu

>>44819407
That's a tall order
Is there really nothing I can do to earn Hisami's love?

>>44814236
Rape correction.

>>44822315
How many rapes does it take to convert her mind?
I figure just once will have no effect on her.

>>44819225
mmm rubber grape, would instantly lose to her

Eirin's clinic is full so your prostate exam will be handled by miss Hisami.
Mind you though, her operation is unauthorized and she has no medical license.

>>44828187
Tezuka's Black Jack doesn't have a license either and he's the best doctor there is. What could go wro

>>44586299
Actual photo of (You)

Does looking at her hidden eyes means anything? Am I gonna get cursed or something?

>check her pixiv page
>find a decently large amount of hetero art (nsfw)

Hope is being restored, we must draw more art of hisami getting dicked down by MEN and not zanmu.

>>44828187
Oh I'm not here by a referral, she literally has the rights to my prostate

Why couldn't I bump Hisami thread??
It's going to die! Help me!!!

Get up Hisami-chan!

>>44842157
you need some grape aid so you can be grapared to grape

>>44844666
Thanks for the advice Satan

>>44844666
thanks shinki

Sonansu~

Prostatehu

Would you come in, anon?

>>44855984
Yes mam. But only if you give me a smooch on the lips and a big hug.

>>44855984
What is inside?

>>44859258
Cans of your favorite energy drink and rock cds.

>>44859566
D-does it have Pink Floyd?

>>44857520
Of course! That's just the usual.
In fact, I will give you free prostate play as bonus.

Whoa these are some MASSIVE grapes

She broke 600 today!

>>44868972
Yanderehu is still going strong

>>44860798
>>44865385

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIT5YkVz5VQ

>>44873180
Hisami when Zanmu praised her.

Zanmu thread died
Someone should pay for this transgressions

>>44877871
Zanmu-sama! Yes, please!

A rival?!!

>>44882939
Grapes versus peaches and the question of who is the fruitier of the two.

>>44885884
Between bratty dashboard and sexy yanderehu? The answer is pretty clear.

>>44887454
I don’t know, the angelic masochist is pretty damn tough from what I’ve seen and heard.

>>44885884
They may or may not be fruity, but they're definitely fruitcakes.

>>44861661
Wow thanks!!

grapeslut LMAO

Mommy grape

She is definitely hung like a fucking horse.

>>44882939
they should take off their undergarments and have slug-like races on the ground as they drag across the floor

>>44877871
Truly unforgivable

>>44926245
This is what being a hungry shrine maiden does to your brain?

>>44926245
i had eggplant recently, last of the harvest, was sour and acrid as hell in baba ganush

She's cuter when she is a bit shy about how unhinged she is.

>>44802303
she is going to extract white wine from her (girl cum)

>>44929092
She's also hungry

>>44937922
That filename.
This image.
Ha, I love it. Good work man.

>>44937922
Harvesthus

>>44943510
nippaku's...

she's doing the pose!

>>44945763
Which event is this?

>>44948467
紅楼夢19 (Koromu 19)
I'm looking at pictures and trying to see if there are any doujins up on Melonbooks.

I bet her piss tastes like grape juice

>>44954555
Sounds like you'd like to know

>>44956856
h-holy moly. This grape NEEDS to be bred.

>>44937922
The grape needs to be put behind bars

>>44961619
prison grape

>>44954555
She must have diabetes then.

>>44956856
I'd drink it straight from the factory