/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Ninjas are dorks and should be treated as such

Reposting from last thread since it died quickly.

Murloc here. It’s been a great year for monstergirl content. Despite the drama in the threads, I’ve been really excited to see the increase in stories and writers. I am really grateful that Magus created the 2022 writing contest, and I thought it was a ton of fun and did a lot to encourage new writers. I was especially happy that some of these new writers continued writing throughout the year.

In that spirit, I am happy to announce that I have several commissions lined up with Yerb and Skai to offer as prizes for the 2023 contest! The grand prize will be one full Skai piece. In addition, I plan on offering up to five Yerb commissions for any NEW writers that choose to participate.

As the primary focus of this contest is to encourage new and/or inexperienced writers, this contest will be limited in who can participate. Participants are expected to post on AO3 and adhere to all thread rules including but not limited to:

NO: NTR, murderhobo, furry, monsterboy, edgy bullshit, politics, or general garbage.

In addition: Stories must be COMPLETE to qualify for the grand prize (cough). You WILL adhere to the sprit of MGE, but are not necessarily required to write explicitly in that setting (Fantasy vs MGC). There is also no requirement for where the story should sit on the hugbox/grimdark setting as long as you adhere to these rules. With that said, keep in mind that everyone has different tastes and going too far in either direction may alienate readers.

I reserve the right to disqualify and story written in bad faith with the intention of causing more drama.

The deadline for submission is December 31st. I really hope that some of you that have sat on the fence about trying your hand at writing give it a shot. I also hope that some of you that participated last year but did not continue for any reason find motivation to try again. Do it for yourself. Do it for the many readers looking for a bit of joy. Do it to make the world we love just a bit more real for an evening.

>>44814464
BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE.

Are you one of our resident greats? An OG? Think you’re hot shit or have a basement full of writefairies pumping out content? Well then, I’M CALLING YOU OUT. Why don’t you pick on someone your own size? I’m offering one ADDITIONAL Skai commission to our heavy hitters as a grand prize in the WRITER THUNDERDOME. If a minimum of three of our more experienced writers choose to participate, a separate contest will be held. Have you been dying to see a showdown between Magus and Alpanon? Perhaps you can’t get enough Penywise or Amoeba? Maybe you think our returning author Dothog is going places? Desperate to see chapter two of She Was Late? Now’s your chance!

This is my solution to keeping things fair between the new and the old. Anyway, that’s a lot of text but I want to end with saying that writing is hard and it’s natural to feel overwhelmed, uncertain, or unconfident. We all start there. I’m still there. But try anyway, and know that there are anons here who are happy to give you advice if you ask. And if drama occurs, the best thing you can do is remember that there will always be trolls.

Succubi!

>>44814492

I'll try to write a story if I can get out of this funk I've been in. Working two weeks 12 hours a day gets tiring on the body and soul. My submission won't be great either, but maybe someone will like it.

>>44814492

>>44814464
>Murloc
So what was his entry last time?

>>44814464
i think i'll try my hand at ms ushi
i'd a couple ideas i've been throwing around in my head

>>44814518
https://archiveofourown.org/works/44674816/chapters/112397053

>>44814532
Nice. Ushis are underrated and need more content.

I am weak to hags in heels.

What will you have at the Hag Bar? It's free drinks for Single Boys Night (every night)

>>44814544

>>44814544
What about heeled thigh-highs?

>>44814549
Those don't look like hags. Why do you have to be so mean?

I have a story idea I like but with have no other real details thought up of beyond the simple premise.

>>44814549
don't ask for an old fashioned whatever you do.

>>44814564
Great, you're where everyone starts. Now get brainstorming! Draft some notes, try out a couple scenes. You got this.

>>44814564
Continue, That's how a lot of stories start

>>44814549
Oh no, one of them offered me a drink. What do I do?

>>44814549
I don't trust that bar. So many stories of men having their drinks spiked and then being carried to who-knows-where.

>>44814573
>ask for a old fashioned
>expect a tasty drink
>get served a hag that has a age in the triple digits
she better have the drink with her or i will push her off the counter

>>44814589
I don't accept drinks from non foxes as I will be punished by mofu denial if I accept a drink from them. The Mofukuza are pretty strict.

>>44814589
challenge her to a drink off
hopefully she doesn't find out my weakness to goats

>>44814621
Fool! The drinks are just a ruse to get to know you!

>>44814635
>get to know you
>laugh at your jokes
>tell you she wants to see you again
>slips her number and a peck on the cheek
darn monsters, what cunning tricks are they after?!

>>44814573
Because nobody outside Wisconsin knows how to make them properly?

I sell jinkos and jinko accessories.

>>44814645
>Gives you her full attention when you recount your stories
>Compliments you
>Thinks you're interesting
They're up to something..

>>44814645
Send her a text telling her how much you enjoyed your night. That will throw her off balance.

>>44814666
do you sell jinko enlarger? i want my jinko a little bit bigger, enough to replace my blanket

>>44814605
she better have a southern drawl and call me sugar or else I'll have some problems with the management

>>44814564
That's kinda where I'm at. Got an idea, need to write it out. That and I have to wait to get an invite to AO3, I've never done a story before. Want to do something about an eldritch Bapho.

It seems to me that space has been relatively underutilized as a setting in the genre. All humans have an instinctual fear of the unknown, and the seemingly infinite vacuum of space is the greatest unknown,

>>44814678
We have your discount enlarger, GremCo Embiggener, the Lich Liger Larger which also works on Jinkos, Discount Dan's Big Tiger Drink.
We have all the things you need to make your tiger the bigger tiger.

>>44814735
OK, I drew a tiger on my penis and drank Discount Dan's Big Tiger Drink. Now my penis won't stop meowing.
Help.

>>44814751
Sounds like you're using it wrong.
Call the support line on the back of the bottle.
The one next to the weird Chinese text.

>>44814735
i choose the lich brand, surely ms lich would never turn against me

>>44814780
>Jinko drinks the lich potion.
>Immediately gains a foot in height.
>There are no comedic side effects, Lich Brand products do what they say.

Reminder that if a tentacle molests your waifu it’s your duty to correct her through sex

>>44814800
>jinko is disappointed that there are no wacky events
>anon likes that he wasn't tricked
>lich likes how she got a new customer

>>44814814
Fuck that I'll fucking kill that leafy piece of shit. I'll tear her head off for trying to steal my wife from me.

Alright let me check the top web novel in the zipanguese websites:
>Me and my 200 years old virgin high school friends stumbled upon a human from another world that loves monster girls a lot and gladly enjoys letting us top him!?
It’s all cheap unreal wish fulfillment.

>>44814814
She should really keep her tentacles to herself.

For what purpose does she carry a sword

>>44814727
Eldritch knowledge will change you completely anon do you desire that of the consequences for looking into the void.

>>44814887
She likes to swing it around when she thinks no one is looking.

>>44814887
to butter her bread
or show off to (you)

>>44814876
>Hellhound and Other Large Wan Husband Hunting Guide
Has no words just pictures in a jumbo format for large paws. This doesn't belong in the educational section, it's pure pornography.

>>44814446
Never trust foxes.

>>44814906
Fuck off gacha raider

>>44814899
Anubis-san no! There's a box!

>>44814899
I would build gunpla with her.
Which warcrime machine do you think is her favorite?

>>44814887
>>44814922
! !

>>44814814
Why wouldn't the tentacle molset me instead? I'm one of the few anons who genuinely likes them

>>44814898
>flip to the Hellhound section because you bet it will just be something like chasing a man down and raping him
>it's actually a methodically detailed set of instructions on SEDUCING one

>>44814922
Epyon
Its always Epyon
Too many people lack the true taste of enjoying Bigduck

>>44814934
>Picking the perfect night to Seduce a Human
>Shows a MS Paint Style Drawing of a Hellhound Giving A Hamburger to a Human under a starry moonlit night followed by a very graphic example of Hellhound on Human rape.
I guess it is "educational".

>>44814446

>>44814957
Wonder how a hound would react to a guy wanting to cuddle first, I love cuddles and miss them lots

>>44814957
>think there's absolutely no way something like that would work
>one night you head home late from work when a Hellhound gets your attention asking if you're hungry
>damn that burger looks good
>damn that burger tastes good
>damn this hellhound's pussy feels good
That's how anon got married to Shanon the Hellhound.

>>44814934
Just wait until my guide on seducing wans hits the shelf. They won't know what hit them when I reveal my smooth moves

>>44814982
I am fine with cuddling after, I prefer eating my steak before I eat my potatoes so I understand why a hellhound would want to fuck first and cuddle after.
>>44814991
It doesn't have to be complicated, the hound knows what it wants, I as a human know what I want.

>>44814991
>hey anon i pressed a panini for you
>on my abs
go on

>>44814876
Still better than Space outlaw anon, that space opera is entirely cheesy bullshit for bored kiki housewives

>>44814582
Fuwa fuwa~

>>44814676
Text? Like a telegram?

>>44814933
They're not on my favorites list, but I could get used to one. They sound like fun.

>>44815005
>Chapter 1: Peanut Butter and You

>>44814582
>Governer of Fuwa Province
Foxes have infiltrated the Government! I gotta go off the grid!

>>44815077
if im not supposed to trust foxes then why does she look super trustable?

I will never be defeeted by a Lich, I mean, I will feet, uh, I

>>44814949
Watch your phrasing; you're asking to get raped by duck harpies, and those girls are assholes.

>>44815162
I'll show them some good war movies
The one that stays will be my wife

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that sleeping with windows open is shown to decrease rape by 3000%!
Give it a try tonight!

>>44814933
>Tentacle only knows how to molest women
>Has never touched a man before
>Wouldn’t even know where to start
Please understand that tentacle put all their skill points in women molesting it’s all they have ever done since the day the first tentacle sprouted. So take charge and molest her

>>44815179
this is wrong, hebi got in when i wasnt looking!

I sure hope the Shirohebi down the street doesn't see me talking to my bicorn classmate

>>44815210
>anon got to see a snake and horse fight
lucky

>>44815210
>>44815229
>"A TRUE RELATIONSHIP IS ONE ON ONE! ONE MAN, ONE MONSTER. THAT IS THE NATURAL ORDER"
>"A MAN SHOULD BE ABLE TO DELIGHT HIMSELF IN AS MANY MONSTERS AS HE PLEASES!"
>"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>they lunge for each other
>fight goes on for a while, mostly regulated to demon silver weapons and mamano magic with some biting, kicking, and constricting
>eventually the hebi wins, the bicorn's mana has been drained to the point that she's fallen asleep.
>looks back at anon with a deranged stare... before falling over herself because mana was still leaking out of her

>>44815015
>outlaw Anon is a slob
>captures a kiki and drags her into his ship to clean the place up
>tells her how good her ass looks in the skimpy made outfit he got for her
>feels her up while she cleans and punishes her if she makes any noises
>leaves her tied up on the ship when he leaves it to adventure
>replicas of his jacket sell out instantly when they become available
>power grid strains when the show comes on in kiki-heavy areas

>>44814455
>dorky ninja wife gives birth to a hyper-competent daughter
>she's got two different pupils so you know she fucks shit up
>horns that put a demon to shame
>drags heroes into the demon realms by the scruff of their necks by the age of 16
>refuses to marry any of them because they "didn't entertain her"
>ninja mom is always flustered from everyone demanding to know how she raised the daughter
>dad is just proud his little pumpkin is doing so well

>>44815015
I liked the arc where the angry, shortstack Gremgineer joins the crew.

>tfw no recurring Dark Elf stalker on your adventures.

>>44814446
So, if DE makes incubi bodies adapt to their environments doing shit like if you and your wife live somewhere cold you get cold resistance so you don't feel it same for living in a volcano and getting heat resistance or if your wife weighs a literal ton so your body adapts to being more robust to take the abuse etc.
Wouldn't that just make incubi the perfect astronauts?
Shove them in a centrifuge until they adapt to G forces. Shove them in the vacuum chamber and slowly reduce the atmosphere to 0 till they adapt to vacuum. Expose them to various radiations till they gain radiation proofing. Expose them to cold till they get enough resistance to tank liquid nitrogen and heat till they can live comfortably in a fusion reactor. Expose them to various wavelengths of light at increase intensities until they can deal with staring at the sun and other cosmic bodies outside atmosphere with no issue. Reduce rations until they adapt their metabolism to run on almost nothing. Put them in the 0g plane till they gain some weird ability to self-propel in 0g.
Once done just send them and their waifu in a now skeletonized shuttle that can carry much more useful shit thanks to it's now reduced weight and thus increased payload capabilities off to who knows where.

>>44815509
seems like a lot of effort when you can just teleport.

>>44815504
how does her ears fit in her helmet?

>>44815504
>saves you
>asks if you're alright
>always looks like she has something more to say but just blushes and mutters
>says "bye" too many times when you leave

>>44815526
Elf ears are very flexible, but sharp.

I wanna bully cupids and take their hats

I might get thrown into a pent up maticore hellhound chimeras cell in jail but it'll be worth it

>>44815554
Their berets are probably really soft and bouncy, totally worth it.

>>44815554

How long will it take for the hebis to notice I’ve eloped with their neet ryu boss?

>>44815554
I want to take the hat and put it on a hellhound and watch her be corrupted into a cute Eros girl.

>>44815593
They already know but don't really mind. That's why the Ryu's 'offerings' (read: snacks the hebis get for her) have doubled in amount since you sneaked into the Ryu's chambers

Marrying a loli cupid who accidently stabbed herself with an arrow after shooting me!

>>44815616
>Fur turns hot pink
>Flames of PASSION burning from her eyes
>More sexo

>>44814469
How does one proclaim their story as participating in such a contest? Are there limits to length, minimum or maximum? I wasn't paying attention last time, sorry.

Silly Mindflayer, my classical copper diver suit is airtight! It's sealed tighter than your pussy is! It cannot be penetrated by your tentacles, no matter which way or where they try to slip in! Not even pure water can penetrate this hulking armored suit! NOW YOU'LL NEVER FLAY MY MIND! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

need beer

>Stealing items from Ms. Anubis' office and selling them to the local museum as "archeological finds"

>>44815740
>Return the slab!

>>44814905
I fixed it.

>>44815760
I'd rather suffer the pharaoh's curse (of being forced to be the royal wan handler for the dorknubis royal advisor)

>>44815680
As far as the new writers, no hard length requirements, but I think 4-10k is a great goal. Whatever you're comfortable with. For the more experienced authors, that's a good question that I didn't think of. I think anywhere around 15-22k? Seems like 20k is a pretty common size for the more experienced writers one-offs. That said, I'm not planning on disqualifying anyone over it. I just want a reasonably level playing field for all skill levels.
If anyone has thoughts or criticism on how to structure this, please share.

>>44815760
I appreciated this reference.

>>44815779
So about that participation, how do I do it after I've written the story?

>>44815794
I think we'll do something similar to last year where you'll indicate in the title with [FC23].

>>44815814
And this is the same for both the newbies and us washed up hacks?

>>44815819
Yes. Once everyone submits I'll group them into whatever category is appropriate.
Originally, I was going to ask that the more experienced ones announce participation ahead of time to try and drum up some excitement, but I was worried that would be cringe.

>>44815837
Without an announcement I can just disappear when my story doesn't come together after all, so this is the safer option.

>>44815845
Yeah I though that might be the case for some too as well as us all having shit to do>>44815845
. On the other hand, it's good motivation to not want to disappoint others.
That said, I would be very happy to see some of the old writers that I remember from the glory days, so I hope things work out for you.

>>44815861
I'll make an attempt.

>>44815869
You can do it!

hi

>>44815905
Tentacool

>>44814446
>
What kind of food is in your setting? I'm not sure about the tech level Monster Girl world. Do they have substance farmers? Hunter/gather? Prepackaged food bought from 7-11 or meal kits like Hello Fresh?

clussy

>>44815958
If they have ancient robots, surely they can have refrigerators

ded

>>44814446
Touch the monster hands. Do it now.

march on granada, >.>

>>44816140
>spoiler
The fact is that I don't understand it, but a hug is a hug

>>44816001
>It's silly to go alone, take this!

>>44816153
It's a iberia hug, the hug is meant to reclaim Rome!

>>44816168
I can get behind such ideas

>>44816191
iberia? or rome? not-spain should have conquered not-portugal and a little of not-france

Miss Mindflayer-chan is an absolute liar. She said the Gith are hideous and uglyslaves, are they though?

>>44816211
The Reconquista should be directed southward

Big tiddy sand dog

>>44816255
The reconquista will go into the magreb
>monster horny goes to north africa
based

>>44816255
monster reconquista is pretty fierce, who can stand against the monster church?

>>44816255
She needs to stop wasting water. Someone could've drank that

Wow a new writing tournament. I will participate, maybe, but I think that it' will create a lot of drama

>>44816264
Concerned marshmallow

Placing your lips on your kiki meido's lips.

There is too much damn mge posting. Post monster girls dammit.

>>44816420
>there is too much damn mge posting
>in a thread mainly about MGE
Take meds, mick

>>44816443
fuck off. I am already in enough of a depressive spiral today.

Really, there's no greater demonstration of one's love for their monster wife than allowing them to have a rendezvous with a other man. Not only does it show that you care about her happiness, but it's also a statement of loyalty when she comes back to you at night, and you cuddle with her after her night of fun.

>>44816211
Charles Martel stopped the sand tides at Poitiers and send them back to the desert

>>44816453
>I am already in enough of a depressive spiral today.
Well, hopefully by the end of the day you'll do the first good thing in your miserable life and meet rope-chan.

What is this goblin trying to tell me?

>>44816503
What made you so full of hate.

>Brush teeth in morning
>Kiki does her inspection
>"No, no, no, master. Iz not guud eenuv. Here. Let me clean."
>Kiki proceeds to give you a long passionate kiss, licking all around your mouth for the next few minutes
>"Zere. Much better. Next time take more care in cleaning of za mout."
It doesn't matter how long you brush for, 1 minute or 10 minutes. This occurs every morning without fail.

>>44816516
Who knows. They truly work in misterious ways.

>>44816516
I've seen this gob before. Is she a character and not just some run of the mill gob?

>>44816519
You did.

>>44816691
Someone's oc. Speaking of which, why is our very own mgt lacking an oc mascot girl?

>>44816564
This does not seem to be proper dental hygiene, but rather a clever ruse.

>>44816864
Back on /a/ we had Moth-chan the metalhead moth and Charon, the puntastic ferrywoman of the dead.

>>44816878
Post them If you have them

>>44816909
Charon

>>44816909
>>44816915
And this is the image that originally inspired the creation of Moth-chan (who was a full-grown moth) of whom I have no images saved because of a harddrive wipe by a Windows update
I remember she would make moth noises (TZICH) whenever she cursed and the name of her band was MetalMorphosis

>>44816736
Doubtful.

>>44816915
>>44816928
Definitely not nearly enough content of them

>>44816977
Moth-chan had abs. We had nekkid pictures of her.

>>44816140
>>44816168
I would die a happy man if a group of succs asked if i wanted to play the boardgame Europa Universalis with them, even if it's just an excuse for them to play the "Royal Marriage" card on me

the only thing i want is a fox to pamper and cuddle.
is that so much?

Rare manticore.

>>44816516
She has a big vagina

Cutie mouse

>>44817011
What hath science wrought?

>>44815411
>highly skilled ninja daughter rapes you to "test her abilities"

>Newest Monster Girls:
>1) Phoenix / September 30, 2022
bros...

>>44814469
>Have you been dying to see a showdown between Magus and Alpanon?
Yes.

If you see me fucking tvs in the walmart this halloween don't be surprised

What monster girl would be a REALLY annoying tourist?
Like you take her to zipangu and she takes loads of pictures with the flash on, and refuses to speak anything but her native language.

>>44817658
Valkyries, I imagine they're like tall, amazonian karens that you want to fuck

>>44817658
>Take ogre wife to bar in hot country
>Starts harassing staff that the alcohol isnt strong enough
>"Konichiwa! I'll take uno sake, and a packet of dried prisoners fruit see voo play"

>>44817999
>>44817999
Drink would be pretty weak if you are very tall.

>>44817999
>"Konichiwa! I'll take uno sake, and a packet of dried prisoners fruit see voo play"
What's wrong with that?

>>44817658
Any US mamonos

>>44814446
>Ah!!! Lohbaba!!!

>>44817658
Cheshire knows the local language but pretends not to because she thinks it's funny.

>>44817317
Undead Kej…

>witch
>witch
>human

>>44818062
I hear you're a racist now chesh

>>44817658
Unironically, I can see a Lillim being a bad tourist. Going everywhere uninvited and wondering very loudly why no one is fucking as much as people do back home.

>>44818084
Magic is stored in the hat after all. No hat, no monster. Remember, it's safe to sex the dark mage if you make her take her hat off first.

>>44814469
I remember you mentioned before you wanted to do another contest and I wasn't going to participate because it would be against its spirit, but I'm still not sure about competing in the "advanced" tier. I'll think later if I'll want something I can manage to cook up in the meantime to be submitted.
>>44814541
Ushis are nice, but pretty rated.

>>44818116
>it's safe to sex the dark mage if you make her take her hat off first.
So the hat stays on for impregnation, right?

>>44818139
I won't be participating because everything I'm working on and am likely to work on until the end of the year is already well underway and slapping that into a competition would be unfair, lel.

>>44818041
Hey, Wendis may not be appreciative of foreign cuisine, but overall they can behave.

Cut your finger on a Salamander's blade to make her feel bad so that she'll hopefully run away

>>44818098
>Queen of Hearts corrupts the area around her hotel every time she goes on vacation
>changes the locals into the wonderland equivalent if they annoy her
>she gets annoyed at every minor thing including people not talking her language or understanding her accent
>all the most popular vacation spots just have a little wonderland randomly inside them now

>>44818139
>Ushis are nice, but pretty rated.
HOW COULD YOU?

>>44818217
They're not underrated, but not overrated. They're rated.

>>44818226
Of all the girls in MGE, ushi is definitely one of them.

>>44818141
Correct. As the saying goes: with a hat, with a brat.

>>44818153
What are you working on?

all elves need ear nibbling correction

>>44818226
Ms. Ushi is a 5 Star, S-Class mamono and you are BREAKING HER HEART!
I'm absolutely unbiased in this and you can trust me because spiders definitely don't give me fear boners.

>>44818472
For you my friend.

>>44814469
Sounds good.
I'll submit a short for it at some point, when I finish what I'm working on.
Thanks for organising this Murloc

>>44818156
Well behave and USA are incompatible

>>44818399
Last stages of a dark elf story, partway through proofreading it, but I still have the very end to write. it's just been a while so I'm proofing while I refamiliarize myself with it. Either way it could take me up to the end of nov EZ, especially at my pace these days.

how do i politely tell my wife that i dont feel comfortable sleeping on a pile of skulls?

>>44818481
how is that relevant to what he posted?

>>44818694
logic's never been his strong suit

>>44818626
>Dark elf
You can keep it for yourself

don't feed the wild elves or they'll lose their fear of humans and start approaching them as a source of food

hellwan love

Undead hours.

>>44818626
>dark elf story
Nice

SO HERE I AM DOING EVERYTHING I CAN

>>44818694
I think that's mick trying to buddy up again with that other faggot who used to shitpost furshit, except from what I remember even that guy eventually disowned mick for being too much of a schizo.

mosnter

>>44819049
No head
Thoughts empty

>>44819049
La goblina

How often should you dick the gob?

Does thread like gargoyles?
I think they're nice.

>>44818139
I hope so!
>>44818153
If I underestimated how much time you all spend writing, the recommended length could always be dialed back if it would allow for more participation. But I appreciate the honesty.

>>44819201
Yes they are.

>Welcome back to the ErosU4 stream
>Today we're uniting the world as Austria through diplomatic royal marriages, again

>>44819201
She's in the "not my first choice but wouldn't be disappointed if she grabbed me" pile. A rock solid choice.

New delivery service where the driver knocks on your door, grabs you, packages you and drives you straight to hagville

>>44819240
>Orderboos play nothing but Byzantium

>>44819258
Taste this terrible should be illegal

>>44815562
>Take Cupid's hat
>There's a voodoo doll of (you) underneath it with various erogenous zones highlighted

>>44819284
It is. Restoring the empire sends a distress call to the nearest Eros chapter.
new byz dlc looks rad tho

>>44819257
>"I don't want to marry!"
>"I'm no messenger. I'm a delivery girl."

I'd put my head in a gargoyle statues lap or squeeze into her arms and then just wait.
Shes gonna be very confused come nightfall

>>44817295
But Magus wins easily
t. Alp

>>44819350
Or just tease her all day and then run about an hour before sunset.

>>44819327
One of the more selfish reasons I want a mamano gf would simply be to force her to play my autistic map painting and city building games with me

>>44819327
>new dlc
Weren't they on the final dlc like 5 dlcs ago?

I wonder what's on TV

>>44814582
Strong desire to be the shota prince groomed for power by a CC fox that ends up accidentally winning the power struggle after impregnating her

>>44819403
I would get my soldier beetle gf addicted to total war and give her apols when she wins battles

>>44819437
Firmly grasp the harpy.

>>44819453
Medieval 2, playing as the HRE

When you need dryad sap to craft adhesive but you need to make her cum to get the sap.

>>44815298
That bicorn was only pretending to pass out so that the hebi would ravish anon. Her scheme failed for now but there's always next time

Feesh sex

>>44819258
Not the Knights, Livonian Order or Teutonic Order?

>>44815411
Kunoichi are weak to being groped

>blocks your path

>>44819631
i smack her vagina with a full force benda then go on clowning around

>>44819631
I'm reminded of this "Chicken Limbo" toy I had when I was a kid...

>>44818661
Just tell her it’s not good for your back; not very ergonomic.

Kunoichi captured, molest, rape.

>>44815669
I bet temples and shrines in Zipangu bring in akanames and greenworms to clean up the offerings that the dragon and snakes never bothered to eat

>>44819717
Now imagine those ankles but they're being pressed against the lilim's shoulders as she moans and writhes underneath you

>>44819631
You can crawl under her.

>>44819759
I would if I could.

>>44819671
A pure and noble bodyguard for cumflating.

Cerberus

>>44819759
>tfw no 8ft clown gf to clown around with

>>44819796
Propane and what else?

>>44819831
Propane accessories

anon get out of the abyss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SONQTu9QHGA

>>44819796
so damn cute

>>44819035
fuck off.

>>44819866
But this cute monster lady promissed me forbidden knowledge in exchange for my firsborn. It's a free bargain, considering i don't have any children.

>Adventurer asks you what your favorite girl is, and laughs when you mention species considered 'plain janes' like Succubi, Elves, Orcs, etc.
>"Youngsters like you don't know what you want."
>His face turns into one of terror when you say sometimes the best flavor is vanilla
>"DAMNIT BOY, YOU'VE ALERTED THE SUCCUBI."

>>44819909
>its just a shogloaf recipe

>>44819408
>its just a whole week of Space Outlaw Anon and Mamono Magi reruns

>>44819964
my favourite shows!

im going to make all my weapons into my wives, no stinky monsters for me, they will never be away from me after all

I dreamed of them last night. We were on a ship flying through the air, seeking the Temple of All Gods, where there is no more strife, suffering, or fear. The sky was clear, and the temple was not far off. They were so beautiful, and so brilliant. As I stood at the front of the ship, a golden light poured from heaven announcing our passage to the undying lands. All was well with the world. They even laughed and joked that it had been too long since I last saw them. Everything was at peace, and then I woke up.

>>44819988
Fuck off, we already saw your shitty collage a thousand times

>>44820123
It makes him feel included.

>>44820123
>>44820155
Hi, gacha spammers.

>>44820097
Humans. The only species on our world that regrets waking up in the morning. Being able to dream of what could be is more a curse than a blessing.

>>44820001
Blades or guns? The projectile weapon wives have it easier to make skanks keep distance.

>>44820196
all weapons, from the lowliest of heavy rocks to the most complex railgun is what I love and desire

Sloppy make out sessions with hellhounds

>>44820236
I made this post.

>>44820236

I’m zurging out man I think I drank too many strange potions!

>>44820196
pipe bomb

>>44820097
I think the closest thing I've had to a mamano base dream recently was commiserating with an old man in a tavern, who looked oddly like my grandfather. He'd asked me why I'd never settled down with a monster girl and my response was "They wouldn't love me, I wouldn't love me". The last thing I remember was something like a fucking snake wrapping around my waist and I woke up.

>>44819796
This is what happens when your hellwan wife is bf's with an anubis.

I wish to be a young trophy husband to an overachieving exhausted CC office lady. I would die to give a tired demon backrubs when she comes home from the office

>>44819953
>Bake the shogloaf in the oven at 375 for 40 minutes
>When you pull it out of the oven Shogg has slowly changed to look like a gyaru with bikini tanlines
Silly slime

>>44820342
>when you're the one pulling the ol dinner, bath or me~?

>>44820360
>She chooses you for dinner in the bath every time
>Neither of you ever get tired of it

>>44820293
>Portals open
>Fit your house out with DIY traps
>End up with a lich wife when your jerry rigged shotgun tripwire ends up blowing your own head off
>She calls herself "the Jackie to your JFK" because she had to put your head back together

>>44814464
oh, neat...

>>44814711
>a southern drawl and call me sugar
Anon no she'd be too powerful
How could any man resist an older monster with that level of ability

>>44820425
Why are gachas and vtubers the only source of monster girl content left?

But I did find this.

>>44820425
>>44820448
>>44820466
Fuck off raiding faggots. Everyone knows what you cocksuckers are up to now.

>>44820477
I just post any new monster girl content I can find. That just happens to include a fair amount of gachas.

>>44820486
Eat shit faggot, you already played your hand. You just want to turn this place into a splinter of your gacha general.

>>44820477
hey you retard I found those gators in this thread
I'm here for monstergirls not your faggotry

>>44820508
>hey you retard I found those gators in this thread
yeah, from other gacha raiders shitting this thread up.
fuck off.

big booty bitches

>>44820516
go make a wisp happy and kill yourself immediately

>>44820523

>>44820523

>>44820523

>>44819988
always makes me happy to see this story

nefarious demons

>>44820566
Truly, demons are the epitome of evil!

>>44820357
Attack now, before the dragon is fully awake.

>>44820566
At least she's not blue. It wouldn't be fair to exploit so many weaknesses at once.

>>44820508
do you think chubby monsters of a normally fit species are self conscious about themselves?

>>44820527
>>>/vg/
gacha niggers need to stay in their shithole especially after admitting to trying to organize raids. Fuck off.

>>44820566
My kind of evil

>>44820566
This demon is shit.

Hellhounds are overrated, and I'm tired of pretending they aren't.

>>44820627
or, and hear me out here:
you can stop shitting up the thread because people post images of monster girls that dont stand out in any way.
how would you have known that these two >>44820448 are from a gacha?
where is the gacha discussion? all discussion in the thread (except for yours) relates to monster girls, and it was like that until you decided to take a shit.

>>44820625
I think it'd depend on what species it is...

Like I imagine a Minotaur (typically fit despite laziness) does not give a single shit if she's fat

But something like a Sally is gonna feel burning shame

>>44820685
The reason why anon is mad is because he lost a lot of money on gacha.

>>44820704
I bought a genshin pass and regretted it ever since. I didn't even get any catgirls, just some loli.

>>44820625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBsFNs6u-Z4
>Mamono wife keeps getting fatter.
>Can't figure out why.
>Husband's reaction:
"All according to Keikaku."

>>44820688
Minotaurs are living on easy mode. They can just eat, sleep, and fuck, and still be in shape.

>>44820730
I wonder how many monsters seethe about that, not fully appreciating that being soft is its own appeal.

>>44820730
It's why Minos are my favourite
Their very existence is a lethal mogging and I love them for that

Like imagine being a Jinko or Sally who trains hard every day and sticks to a strict diet, and then some Mino who spent half the year napping and the other half eating whateve, and she's as fit as you are

>>44820685
>how would you have known that these two
The fact that you fucking faggots spam the same fucking images almost every single thread and how a simple reverse image search is two clicks at best. Stop trying to play dumb and act like you're the victim in this when it's a proven fact now you faggots post calls to action in your faggy discords or generals for your dogshit skinnerbox "games". Take your shit elsewhere instead of treating this thread like your personal dumping ground.

>>44820619
How do you do against purple demons?

>>44820756
I like to play tag roullete.

>>44820780
Worse than blue, better than red, much better than green.

>>44820348
Someone needs to draw this. I need shog tanlines

>>44820815
But green is best

>>44820832
Only for plants and ogres. Also, I forgot brown. Brown is on the same level as red.

>>44820838
what about chalk white?

>>44820756
>muh spam
>>/jp/image/TKNRQVD_4foXV9SAydiCjQ
six times over two years, three a year.
>>/jp/image/oVM40k1nbXAjnIdbig0oFw
twice over a year.
>>/jp/image/OHH3mAwjmhOKU8uoa9oHUg
once
meanwhile some schizo approved™ MGE images:
>>44819909 : >>/jp/image/LudyuyIIkovWY3h1Npg5ag
47 times over 8 years. almost six a year.
>>44818217 : >>/jp/image/9ipJXRSuwB8qWJdRX1DDfA
also 47 times over 8 years
>>44816443 : >>/jp/image/oLu1NwsjKfe6IzGtlT5ILQ
15 times over two years, 7.5 a year
it should also be noted that you never sperg over the furshit posting.
so we can just assume you are mick and are throwing a tantrum (again)
nobody here really cares where the monster is from as long as its quality art and it isnt just an image dump taking up half the thread. (and we all know that one last thread was from you)

Drama Drama that’s all you fucks do like a bunch of women. That I didn’t know this thread had alps in it.

>>44820847
White is for undead and ideally paired with darker accents in that case. I'm generally not a fan at all.

>>44820863
>47 times over 8 years. almost six a year.
too damn high

>>44820863
Well damn, lad, I'd say you got him there but we all know he'll keep sperging like a sperg

Allow us to continue posting of the perfect and lovely monstergirls, no matter how often we see the pictures

>>44820863
Furshit is already agreed upon to be dogshit content that should be reported on sight. Gachafaggots like you however are deadset on gaslighting anons into thinking your dogshit should be tolerated. I'll take people posting the same profile art of shogs any fucking day over a single gacha image from you cocksucking raiding shitheads.
>unironically pulling the "we dindu nuffin" AGAIN after getting caught posting on /vg/ telling retards there to spam images here.
Fucking kill yourself honestly. Can't wait for you to have a fit again and start spamming gacha trash

>>44820900
He didn't get shit. No fucking duh people are going to post MGE girls in a thread that was primarily about MGE for almost ten fucking years now. Go back to sucking your faggot friend off in your raiding discord or wherever you came from and don't fucking post here again. Nobody wants you generic fucking dogshit fox boats or your non-monster girl "angels" from that gook trash gacha.

shut up and fuck the cat

>>44820924
I WILL the cat

can't wait for the fucking mick to start posting again since now we now gachafaggots and him are best buddies.
absolutely not indicative of collusion to raid this place and spam dogshit at all though I'm sure

>>44820936
Jinko Cheshire hybrid?

>>44820942
Wheres the proof of /vg/ planning a raid?

>>44820911
>"but i dont tell the furnigger to fuck off because-"
nah man just give it up.
tell the furfag to fuck off (you wont because you are the furfag) or stop posting.
>after getting caught posting on /vg/ telling retards there to spam images here.
that was you getting people to spam so that you could paint those that do say fuck off to bad content in a bad light.

>>44820924
I'm not nearly Spanish enough to be considered Conquistadorable to an Ocelomeh

>>44820947
Honestly I have no idea I'm just a sucker for tiger-stripe kots

>>44820924
Yeah, it's jinko or nothing for me unless there's an off-profile taco cat village around.

>>44820947
All her pranks are just putting you into grapples and forcing you to huff her pheromones while she calls you a pervert.

>>44820950
The same faggot that was spamming blue archive images a couple days ago made a post in their general telling anons to spam images here.

>>44820952
I do. I'll also tell you to fuck off because you're equally as cancerous. Now fuck off back to where you came from you cancerous fucking vermin. Nobody wants your dogshit spambots posting shit tier "monster girls" here.

>>44820924
I'm more of a dog person.

>>44820971
>I do tell him to fuck off
where? i havent seen you respond to the furnigger at all.

>>44820780
I want to get conned by a Tanuki into entering the mixed baths. I want to defuse the situation with the surprisingly understanding and calm Demon in the bath by being comically perverted and pretending it was my intention to ogle at women all along. I want my hubris to get to me and pass out in the bath only to be rescued and nursed by the Demon I tried to bluff my way out to.

>>44820974
If she uses clone jutsu, can I bang both of her?

>>44820986
Because you're a retarded fucking faggot. Now stop trying to deflect from the fact that you and your /vg/ buddies keep treating this place like your personal chinatown and exist to spam images from your shit "games" and contribute fucking nothing to this place. You just treat us like your personal booru and should fucking kill yourselves.

>>44821006
point out where you tell the furnigger to fuck off, between this thread and the last one.

>finally get definitive proof that gachaniggers are spamming raiding faggots trying to swarm this place and chase out anons that actually remember what this thread used to be
>endlessly deflect with whataboutism with the OTHER cancerous tumor that posts here
Mick needs to kill himself
All gachaniggers need to kill themselves.
This is not a request, it's what needs to be done.

>>44821018
i don't mind the crocs or snow leopards in moderation. they don't get a lot of representation

>>44820983

>>44821016
Eat shit, I'm not jumping through your hoops because you're desperate to deflect from the fact that you're coordinating raids on /vg/ to make this place a glorified image dump for gacha games. Stop deflecting.

>>44821025
>i don't mind the crocs or snow leopards in moderation
You're not fooling anyone. Gacha shit stays on it's boards where it belongs and not here.

>>44821018
But miss wisp it isn’t that simple.

>>44821029
>you're coordinating raids
again, not me. i dont even go to /vg/
its all you, mick.

>>44821029
good luck on the crusade

>>44821029
okay, why the fuck would anyone bother dumping pics in another thread? people who post gacha shit are either unaware of it's connection or they're baiting you because you sperg out every time.
What the fuck are you even saying?

>>44821037
>/vg/ tranny trying to deflect this hard he's just throwing whatever he can at the wall
I know what you are. You've already exposed yourself and other gacha faggots for what you are to this place. You're nothing but subhuman spambots trying to ruin this place so it can be a glorified dumpster for when you run out of images on your home boards. Fuck off.

>>44821058
>people who post gacha shit are either unaware
Already proven to be false. Anons have been exposed for saying they had "no idea" something was gacha only to be found posting in it the fucking /vg/ thread multiple times, you're not going to gaslight people again.
>baiting
Which just proves that gachaniggers like you have no good faith and should be cut off like the cancerous tumor you are.

Is this too monstrous?
I like this spooky kot here, she looks very nice

>>44821075
>"no idea" something was gacha only to be found posting in it the fucking /vg/ thread multiple times
prove it.