/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44748926
Do you think Remi honors her white woman heritage by slathering blood on her privates and, you know...

>>44749386
No way, Remi isn't Alice!

>>44749386
I don't get it.

>>44749540
He's shitposting

Damn, no wonder Gensokyo's fucked up
The damn designer is a roastie

>>44749540
The chupacabra it's her mascot. You do the math.

Why does everyone all over the world like white women so much?
Have they been brainwashed into internalizing western standards of beauty?

>>44748926

Remi's dog looks like THAT?! No wonder she does what she does...

all 2hus (besides tanned cirno) are white

>>44749962
Effectively
Whites ruled the planet for centuries, and maintained absolute cultural dominance for decades after the empires finally fell

>>44749962
>Why does everyone all over the world like white women so much?
Because they haven't interacted with a modern american white woman.

>>44750350
The power of centuries of getting fucked by dogs...

Meiling once told the mistress if she wanted dog for dinner, but Remi understood something completely different...

>>44750350
>centuries
One and a half.

>>44748926
>White women
>Literally all of them are sociopathic serial killers who abuse their pets.
Damn. Zun is racist.

ypipo aint season dey foo and be fuckin dey dogs n shit fr

>>44754700
Shut up Cirno

>>44749386
>Remi
>White
She's a slav

>>44758418
She isn't.

>>44758429
Nuh uh

>>44749962
>Why does everyone all over the world like white women so much?
They're objectively superior

>>44748926
Did you just say.. white woman?

>>44767776
What nationality is Patchy even?

>>44750350
so Romans are white only when it benefits you?

>>44770066
Are you going to ignore the entire period of history from 1600 - 1945 ?

>>44770124
No other white empire/kingdom dominated the world as the romans

>>44758451
Kek

>>44770149
Except france, spain, germany, britain, portugal and italy, none of those countires ever dominated anything outside their backyard.

>>44749962
As someone who is not white, I think I might just like them because there is an exotic quality to them for me. You know, because I'm not white myself. I live in the US, I know a vast majority of white women are nothing to write home about. I just happen to think the best of white women are prettier than the best of any other race.

>>44748926
Yukari is Japanese. Merry is just a retarded little girl.

>>44769819
Probably european, dunno the country.

>>44774402
German, based on nothing but famous classical occultist Cornelius Agrippa also being German.

>>44758451
Remilia is probably older than Vlad, though. By a big margin.

>>44774980
??? She's only about 400. Vlad was born in 1448.

>>44774564
>Agrippa
Made me think Biblio and this
https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/15281

>>44775000
She's 500. The biggest giveaway that she's bullshitting about being the descendant of Vlad is the fact that she claims that instead of just outright claiming she was his kid after he became a vampire, since the timeline would match up decently well.

>>44767776
I thought Reisen was the designated horsehu

>>44767776
my inferior tiny white pecker cant compete with that

>>44779139
She was born in 1502. Flan was born in 1507. They are both from France during the time there really wasn't a difference from the England/France thing, and both are of Norman descent. Remilia is currently 520-521, while Flandre is 515-516. The big giveaway is that she doesn't claim to be his daughter, but his grand daughter.

>>44750350
Go away, poltard. You can jerk off and pretend to be white with the other south americans.

>>44751110
Meiling eats dogs. Remi uhh EATS dogs.

>>44788565
I heard that dogs and other predators taste like shit because they have different muscles compared to cows and other animals. Is this true?

>>44789272
Yeah, some people (Russians and hillbillies) eat bears and depending on how/where they live they apparantly taste different, eg. if it was particularly wild and ate fish all the time it tastes better than a big trash panda.
If it eats meat there's a chance of getting muscle parasites unless you cook it thoroughly, like pork, due to bioaccumulation.
It's also going to be tough and chewy because cows and pigs sit around all day not doing much to work most of their muscles, so they stay tender, but cats and dogs will exercise a lot more and have lots of connective tissue, especially given their small size.

... Or so I've heard.

>>44788565
Average chinkoid.

>>44789272
Yeah that is true. Either this guy is somehow right and the ''meat dogs'' are a special case or the chinese have HORRIBLY bad taste. Which is hard to say since a lot of their food tastes rather nice. Like their dumplings and egg fried rice.
>>44790289
Absolutely no argument given at all! Curious! Inflexible NPC minded programming at work. Meiling will have a word with you.

>>44792352
The secret is spices anon. You can't tell if meat is rotten or not underneath enough szechuan pepper.
That's why curries are hot you know.

>>44792402
That's a myth. Spices have always been more expensive than meat. If you could afford spices, you could afford fresh meat. They have been studied for preservative effects, particularly pepper, but they were not applied to disguise the taste of bad food.

>>44792481
I dont get the slander towards spices. Their intended purpose is to enhance good food.

Yukari has committed vehicular manslaughter

>>44792780
It's basically just a cope from "white" people being mocked for their bland food
I don't think even the Mediterranean has the same prejudice towards spice lol

>>44792823
isn't she too young to drive?

>>44794467
She's 17, you can get a license at 17.

>>44792828
Lol true

>>44794467
Surely she can't be 17 for another three centuries or she is driving without a license here

>>44788565
Unironcially: I actually agree that it's silly to be so weird over eating dogs.

Pigs are probably smarter than dogs and yet most people still eat them.

So is there a consensus about which toehoes aren't Japanese?
If I had to guess I'd say.
White:
Yukari/Maribel
Flandre & Remilia
Sakuya
Patchy
Alice
The Prismriver sisters
Hecatia
Clownpiece
Persian:
Parsee
Chinese:
Seiga
Meiling
Junko
Excluding the Lunarians am I missing anything?

>>44799419
>White:
>Alice
By this logic shouldn't all of Makai's residents count as white?

>>44799441
Yes. The entire dimension is almost fully blonde.

>>44792823
This funny but i also dont like looking at it.

>>44799458
Its just eastern magic/them not being human. They're still japanese. Hot asian bitches.

>>44799963
Louise, Alice, Elis and Sariel sure do sound like traditional japanese names!

>>44799993
Yukari, Okina and Toyohime are all white girl names. Did Okuu shit out this post? If you're gonna be a bird brain and take a shit at least crap out an egg

>>44800119
I guess I shouldn't be surprised Anons in the White Women thread can't read.

>>44799993
none of them have been relevant for over a decade. japanese franchise now bitch

>>44800203

>>44800277
I don't want to read. I only want to look at white women

>>44800119
They’re not white

>>44799419
Rumia!

>>44799419
All youkai are not Japanese because disgusting filthy subhuman magical abominations do not get Japanese citizenship.

>>44748926
heh

>>44809447
White Woman 1 finally turns 20 while White Woman 2 is eternally 17

>>44799419
>Excluding the Lunarians am I missing anything?
Maybe Nazrin.
>Sakuya
Nothing really says Sakuya isn't Japanese.
>Clownpiece
And every other fairy too.

>>44799419
I'd add:
Ellen
Kana Anaberal
Jacketko
Mystia Lorelei
Also not so sure about Pache but whatever.

>>44811883
>Nothing really says Sakuya isn't Japanese.
It's heavily implied which is about as much as you're going to get from ZUN.

>>44811897
>Mystia Lorelei
I think she is Japanese and just using a western name. Mostly because Night Sparrow is a very Japanese youkai. Same with Wriggle Nightbug.
>Also not so sure about Pache but whatever.
Why? She is a western styled Magician and Remilia's old friend. She is also a relative new comer to Gensokyo and fairly old.

>>44811962
Ok.

>>44767776
Saki...

>>44799419
Letty might be western just cause of her name

>>44800155
And you can't read the source material. Why do people want them to be white so bad when most of them have the most japanese sounding names and are never stated to come from the west? Is this some kind of racial self insert? Are the white girl shills in this thread trannies? Makes one wonder ...

>>44817567
>Why do people want them to be former humans so bad when most of them have the most monkey sounding names and are never stated to come from the civilised lands?
ftfy

>>44817581
Don't compare disgusting filthy Youkai to civilized black people.

>>44817627
I'll never understand what it is with seppos and blacks.

>>44817581
Cool it with the anti-nipponese remarks.

>>44767776
Is that a horse?

>>44818229
It's Saki.

You can tell Yukari is really a white woman because she fucks her dog.

>>44818242
She fucks her in a metaphorical sort of way. White women are too horny to just abuse their animals with knocks to the head.

>>44818242
Does she know about the knot?

>>44818242
Vulpines are only distant relatives to canines, and Yukari is too busy beating and gaslighting her and having sex with young men she kidnaps from the Outside World to touch Ran.

>>44817322
She wishes she were western. She's a westernboo

>>44818297
>and having sex with young men she kidnaps from the Outside World
That's basically just fucking your pet.

>>44818294
Yes. She loves it. Yukari takes Ran's fat loads and gets her pussy stretched by Ran's enormous fox cock. Yukari doesnt like losing control but is paradoxically turned on by it. So she compensates by abusing Ran and pretending to be in control with regards to the shikigami nonsense. But behind closed doors, a red rocket finds it's way into Yukari's gaps.

I LOVE WHITE WOMEN

>>44788565
quintessential chinese post