/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44790454
Ah yes, the real thread.

>>44790454
Wrong tread, use >>44790382

hellwan love

Thinkin' 'bout them beans.

>>44790454
>>44790434
>MGW
Monster Girl Wrestling?

Love kej
Want kej
Need kej

>>44790473
Foxes are better. Especially non-MGE ones.

>>44790481
tranny art

>>44790481
I do not wish to participate in monstergirl thunderdome.

>>44790468
You are seriously brain damaged if you ever thought fucking with the thread OP and links like that would get a pass here of all places

>>44790481
I bet monstergirl wrestling promotions would be 40% thinly veiled excuses to lure men in the ring to be raped and 60% strong monstergirls and Phantoms getting horny at the actual wrestling.

>DUDE MONSTER GIRLS

>>44790503
Two men enter
One man leaves

>>44790511
Looks like someone should go back to school.

>>44790511
I should have expected better from sperging MGE fans but I'll keep at it until real anons use the better thread.

>>44790503
That oni wants you to participate. Good luck dissuading her.

why not cuddle up with a luxurious snake?

>>44790511
He knows exactly what he's doing. Spam gacha and flood the thread, false OPs, manufacturing some fake raid on the thread. Gatekeep-kun doesn't know when to stop, but ignore him and mass report any spammer, off-topic post, or whatever bullshit.

>>44790554
You mean FAT snake.

>>44790563
>shows up right around the same time as the gachafaggot and the whole board getting raided
Yeah sure anon, totally not your discordfaggot buddy. Totally not like you retards played your hand and tried to get /vg/ to raid us last night.

>>44790503
Step into the squared circle son.

>>44790579
please post monster girls, gatekeeper-kun

>>44790481
Wrestling cannot defeat kung fu

>MGEfags be like dude she's just a dark mage

>>44790563
he'll get bored. we have survived worse
if only we had lilim to fix everything

>>44790511
It's the exact same discord raid subhumans that have tried hijacking the threads and spambotted before. It's even the exact same "acktsually it's the gatekeeper bogeyman falseflagging" agruments they try to use to sow confusion, too.

This time instead of spamming furries or random shit from /v/, they tried image dumping pictures of anime girls in an attempt to make themselves look better, but everyone remembers their true colors:
>>/jp/thread/44166763#p44179562
>>/jp/thread/44181583#p44181708
>>/jp/thread/44203256#p44208131

>>44790563
>>44790600
>replying to yourself again
Everyone here already knows your bullshit. Fuck off back to where you fags came from instead of shitting our place up. You can't play innocent now faggots.

>>44790604
>>44790607
Oh look he finally learned how to use two computers to shitpost

>>44790604
>You're nothing but annoying coomers trying to pretend you have a "culture" that gives you the right to dictate what gets posted here despite it not breaking rules.
>You chase out people who don't adhere to your retarded demands and act like you're the victims when someone takes a stand. You're nothing but playground bullies acting like they have serious power.
Holy mother of cringe, it's really true that those whining about gatekeeping are far more autistic than the gatekeepers

>>44790628
Hi, gatekeeper-kun. Gonna keep making spam threads like these?

Gatekeep-kun gets called out and immediately the flaseflagging and off-topic spam comes rolling in. So tiresome and predictable.

>>44790577
i'd choose more flattering words if you don't want your breath squeezed out of your body, boya

>>44790628
Not to mention /v/ermin is confused and scared of the concept of thread/board culture, something they lost years ago.

>Been out of the threads for months
>Come back to this
The hell happened

>>44790634
>>44790640
>>44790645
Hi, discordniggers.

>>44790652
See
>>44790604

Some raid discord that's attacked us multiple times before is at it again.

>>44790652
Just some spergy gatekeeper spamming threads because he doesn't like the one that was actually made first.

>>44790652
It's an anomaly, past weeks were rather peaceful. My guess is that someone built up the courage after the last ban and is at it again

>>44790652
Discord raid. Meido is out for hot pockets, prease understand.

>>44790648
Thicc snake is the kind of praise I would give snake like this.

both are cringe. just report the spam

but what is better a cow chesh or a big booty hatter?

>44790668
>forgets to turn off the spambot while spewing bullshit about falseflagging gatekeepers
Holy kek that's a new low in retardition

>>44790671
Unfortunately he's figured out he can spam and falseflag with impunity. We need rangebans, otherwise I don't see us lasting.

>>44790685
Cow chesh. Big squeezable fuckable cat tats.

Writing, writing~
So much more fun than shitposting~
Other people should write too~

>>44790685
Neither have whatever this is.

>>44790699
Cozyposting is fun too, but that seems like it won't happen without more janny intervention.

>>44790693
but what about big soft, jiggly hatter ass?

>>44790687
I'm getting moderators attention so they'll do the right thing and delete this thread.

>>44790702
Pedophile

>>44790692
>unironically still going with the falseflag meme
Fucking christ you little bitch. At least own up to being a raiding faggot instead of trying to gaslight us into thinking you're not all the same faggots.

>>44790718
stop posting

>>44790708
Nice but it's not chesh tits.
Wouldn't say no to having my cock pinned between both though.

>want to post greentext last thread
>already archived by the time i get out of work
You guys post too fast

>>44790718
False. I'm trying to plan for something fun in a couple days, but it's really hard to stay motivated with the threads like they have been.
Anons just need to report and ignore the bullshit drama posts. Let's get cozy again. We can do it.

>>44790718

Elves,i love them

Touch the cow

>>44790699
Im writing too, but i doubt anyone will like it.

>>44790747
>I'm trying to plan for something fun in a couple days,
yeah i bet it's more fucking shitposting like what you niggers are doing now
I fucking wish your parents killed you as a child so I wouldn't have to deal with you now.

>44790709
How did that work out for you the last dozen times you've had an autistic discord dilation meltdown? Oh right, the mods nuked your spam and banned you.

No community with a even single braincell will ever accept you. Nobody with even a single braincell believes your bullshit. You are just a worthless parasite sitting in a discord with other retards wasting your time, because you got butthurt about being told off over something nobody else even remembers months ago.

>>44790757
When should I do it?

>>44790743
Partly last night's raid making the thread reach the bump limit early, partly /qa/ raid on the board pushing it off.

>>44790759
In my experience anons hate everything and mostly care about who wrote it.

the monsters with the biggest asses are
1. jianghshi
2. hatter
3.bunny
4. cockatrice
5. trex
6.frog
7.pear dryad

>>44790761
You sound like you need a yeti. Why don't you give her a big squeeze?

>>44790759
It's probably gonna be shit and either a shitipost story filled with NTR or some other garbage so no I don't think anyone will.

Tea time with horrors beyond human comprehension.

>>44790765
I'm sorry that nobody ever loved you gatekeeper-kun but you need to stop taking it out on the thread. You're just some bully making spam threads for no reason because the people in your life never gave you much attention.

>>44790776
night guants scare me

>>44790776
The things I would do to that Gaunt...

>>44790776
>beyond human comprehension.
Shogs are simple minded, bet I can understand one easily.

>>44790779
Cute egyptian.

Ah, I need a smoke.

>>44790779
Makes you wonder what drives people to be this way. I've never been this angry or spiteful in my life, and I've had to deal with bullshit that's left deep scars too.

>>44790782
Show me where the gaunt touched you.

>>44790824
He just needs a loving monster girl that will make him not make spam threads like these.

>whining about gatekeepers and bullies again
Lol it's 100% the same raiders from months ago

>>44790840
More like yesterday.

>>44790840
more like fucking last night, now they're trying to gaslight anons into thinking they're innocent

>>44790840
>literally only two posters in his thread
>claims its the real thread
Oh I'm laughin'

>>44790779
>i-i-t's just my imaginary boogeyman!
just how delusional do you have to be to spout shit like this, when practically nobody uses your early thread

>>44790761
maybe you should go take a walk, anon. you're getting a little more worked up over this than is reasonable

>>44790848
And the other poster in that thread literally only told him to kill himself.

>>44790771
it's incredible how you're still bitching and moaning that no-one gave a shit about your god awful story so long after the writing contest

>>44790856
fuck off you spamming cunt
stay on your discord server or /vg/ general or wherever the fuck you came from

>>44790846
The spammers do that every time and then melt down even harder when nobody believes the blatant lies. I don't know how severely medically retarded they are IRL, but it's definite proof abortion should be legal.

>>44790815
i wish she was my trip sitter

>>44790774
Nope, just a very amateurish short story, its the first time trying my hand at writing anything larger than a greentext. Don't know why that's the first thing that comes to your mind

>>44790868
But anoooooon a story where monsters (who will do literally anything to not hurt humans if they can) being gunho with executing two likely scared robbers (that the MC literally fucking knew were untrustworthy as fuck) is totally in the spirit of MGE!!!
Murloc is a twitter tranny faggot and him STILL being mad about losing the contest is hilarious.

>>44790872
i'm not a spammer, anon, i'm serious. this isn't healthy. this is nothing, and it shouldn't be so important to you that it ruins your day

>>44790872
>>44790867
>>44790853
>>44790848
Gatekeepers go! Fake threads are bad!!

>>44790877
Because that's literally what it's been every single fucking time one of you losers shows up bitching about how we won't like your shit story. Really like how you don't say a single fucking thing about the contents of it, really makes me know it's likely going to be a pile of shit.

See what happens when people stop posting hebi?

Which MG would you trust to clean your ears?

My momster has been browsing some weird online forums...

>>44790900
My Cheshire wife.

>>44790893
Ok.

>>44790881
Murloc was in here last week asking for feedback and being overall pretty cool. Magus even offered to help him.
Fuck off with your manufactured drama. You overplayed. It's obvious that you're the same shitter that did his best to ruin the writing contest.

>>44790900
>vtumor

>>44790901
>not even a monster girl
They're getting desperate now.

>>44790759
>>44790877
Just give it an honest try. Worst case scenario, you'll get some upset (You)s and be told what not to do.
>Don't know why that's the first thing that comes to your mind
Either he's a shitposter trying to demotivate new content creators or he's paranoid that you're another shitposter.

the real question is why us?
all we want is to forget about reality with our escapist hugbox setting.
so why do so many shitposters try to ruin it.

>44790890
You are unbelievably pathetic. Just make a suicide pact with your entire raid discord and do it, it'll greatly improve the quality of all your lives.

>>44790909
oh my god dude relax

>>44790907
Hi, Murloc. You're a fucking nigger and I laughed when you fucking lost despite trying to bot the poll. Thankfully the actually good writer won.

>>44790881
... I don't think that was Murloc. I didn't hate that story. The guy who whines about not winning the contest is a different guy.
I don't even really remember what the story was about, to be honest.

>>44790914
Idk but if you want to see something really fucking funny I got this.
https://twitter.com/A_New_Idea

>>44790914
I still think it's either one or the same small group from the writer drama. They don't want us on the board and they think it's fun ruining our comfy escapist threads.

In he holy, ancient words of the old interwebz: Don't feed the trolls.

>>44790914
you're different, and they hates it

>>44790909
I liked the caption... imagine she's got a horn above the image cutoff if it makes you happy.

>>44790910
When someone comes in posting the exact same fucking shit that one faggot who ended his story in murder NTR I'm gonna fucking assume he's a shitposting bitch.

>>44790923
I heard it was the Mick but honestly I bet they're all part of the same faggot shit.

>>44790929
The Trolls are supposed to feed you with their superb cooking.

Well, I'm off to bed. Diving bell spider tomorrow.
>>44790929
Keep this in mind, nerds.

>>44790926
who is this?

>>44790933
Fuck off.

>>44790937
No, see, those trolls are nice and pleasant. But unfortunately they have less than savory distant relatives that they would rather not associate with.

>>44790926
trolls should be feeding you

>>44790952
It's amazing how this thread has made me like mgs i would usually find unappealing.

>>44790970
is it ms ant arachnes time?

>>44790941
>https://files.catbox.moe/sejs0k.png
baphofag gatekeeper. I've no idea what happened there but it's probably fucking funny since I'm pretty sure his humble bragging about going after the NTR got him in hot water.

>>44790980
this dog's breasts are too large.

>>44790979
Who?

>>44790986
>raidfaggot spammers are butthurt NTR faggots
HOW
FUCKING
SURPRISING
Go back to spamming gacha trash so maids can rangeban you faggots.

>>44790979
imagine the other spider girls bullying an Ant arachne.

>>44790980
is she tring to me something, I know my adoptive momster is a werewolf and I know that I need to learn all about monsters but I don't know what shes trying to tell me here

>>44790999
I'm here every day, anon. Posting cute kemono and 3d models of monster girls.

Thanks meido.

I love snakes. I would like to live a slow and indulgent lifestyle with a lazy snake. I would like to sleep twelve hours a day in the coils of my snake wife, and spent the other twelve hours having indulgent sex and lounging around the house.

>>44790997
the flawless imitator of the most successful and attractive species, giant ant

>mick is friends with the gacha spamming raiders
Can't say I'm surprised honestly.

>>44791057
Bold of you to assume anyone here can manage to have friends.

>>44791057
Considering he's already
>a furry
>a brony
>a cuck
>a gay shittedfag
>a psychopath
>an unhinged e-stalker
>(literal) animal fucker
I'd say it's not much of an addition to his resume at this point.

>>44791011
i want to see her bumming it up with a lazy disguise in other bug communes like khepri or giant bee

>>44791083
Doesn't he also steal 3d models and claim he made them?

>>44791096
Yes.

>>44791096
Pretty sure he took some basic template models and shittily edited them. He didn't even trying to texture them.

>>44791123
I dislike Krampus because I am incredibly racist.

>>44791133
sounds naughty
needs correction

>>44790899
hebi is eternal

>>44791133
She's just tanned from the sunlight reflecting off the snow, same as Yeti.

ANON LOOK OUT, THE ANTI-WONDERLAND GENERATOR WAS SABOTAGED, ANON

>>44791137
I'll call her the n-word if she tries anything!

>>44791154
If the monster is brown I don't want to be around.

>>44791157

>>44791167
it'd be nice if she walked on my back

>>44791166
Someone screams for correction by delfs.

>>44791157
im finding the hatter named aunt fanny

>>44791167
Petit cheshire feet

>>44791178
Petplay is for fags and so is bdsm nonsense outside of stuff like basic binding of hands or whatever. I hate Dark Elves for way different reasons than their skin color.
still gonna call them niggers though

>>44791182
why do you want to find a hatter named Aunt Vagina?

>Hey, Tom, you lost?

These hags can't keep getting away with it! They don't belong in high-school, or college for that matter! They belong in the home!!! A retirement community!! Anywhere but a school!

Auntie invited me over to play, but all she does is lying on her back. This is boring.

>>44791207
nah, i saifd aunt fanny as in she has a massive fucking caboose, lots of juni kin the trunk, big booty, massive ass, huge butt

>>44791116
You're clearly super knowledgeable about all this.

>>44791215
Everyone deserves an education anon, even 200 year old mamono.

>>44791220
yeah but fanny means vagina in british and wonderland is obviously full of monsters who talk like that

>>44791057
Proof? I'm really enjoying this idea of all the boogeymen being part of the same super league of friends group that you're coming up with.

>>44791219
i want to eat her out and creampie her everyday
srsly elves mog all other monster girls so hard

>>44791219
she's fallen and can't get up. notify lifealert

>>44791238
>Get raped in wonderland
>Chesh walks up to you when it's all said and done
>Whispers "bit sad innit?" with a big grin

>>44791154
>krampus wife gets mad when you call her an Oreo because of her wicked tan lines

>>44791215
make a donation large enough to get the school building named after you and then you can make the policies

>>44791215
>hags purposely fail to stay in the same grade every year
>mention to one of the other teachers that I find pure, smart girls attractive
>all the hags fix their uniform and start getting perfect grades
>this forces them to graduate and leave the school
>finally get to teach the first real batch of highschoolers I've had in years

>>44791247
>anon questions why people raid us
>faggot mick comes in to deflect from /vg/ trash shitting the place up with the baphofag
>doesn't deny being friends with these fags
>already known to have been chased out of the monster girl thread over on /vg/ before he came here
Not hard to know this, faggot. But since you like trying to downplay what these niggers have been doing for months now I think you're just one of his gacha spamming tranny buddies trying to damage control.

>>44791256
Damn you. Now I feel old.

>>44791238
so do is i say that I'm looking for one aunt buttock or something?

>>44791300
>captionshit
gross.

>>44790914
Mentally ills, cuckfags, commies, and troons etc are miserable and want to spread their misery wherever they find beauty. It's their lifes driving mission to corrupt the things human men find beautiful.

>>44791305
Shut the fuck up already. The pest has been dealt with for now. Post and talk about mamono.

>>44791300
good morning sir

>>44791305
>doesn't deny being friends with these fags
That inherently doesn't mean that he is friends with him, retard.

>>44791312
Yes, that should work better.

>>44791314
Do you hate captions now too?

>>44791305
>already known to have been chased out of the monster girl thread over on /vg/ before he came here
Huh? He was far more accepted there than here, unless something changed over the last year. They went full ahead with cancer acceptance when I least checked, so I don't know why would they toss him out.

Show horny mamono brats patience, they're acting out because putting in extra effort is needed to cross the age gap. You might not take them seriously as girls if they aren't lewd.

>>44791323
It does when he fucking came from that shithole board and likely made buddies with other shitposting faggots while he was there.

>>44791329
oh, they're horrendous. thankfully i don't need to blight my eyes with them

>>44791334
He is spouting nonsense to fit a narrative, he already knows most won't bother to check and accept it as fact.

>>44791329
Captions have always been trash you dumb tranny. They're dogshit content and either poorly written or full of other shit like cheating or something while using MGE girls from the image. Fuck off back to where you came from outsider.

>>44791342
>greentext with picture is fine
>god forbid the text is on the image
>paint is yum

>>44791334
>>44791343
Hi, /vg/ trannies! Still mad your dedicated spammer got banned?

>>44791339
I want to mindbreak a brat by acting calm when she acts out and rewarding her good behaviour.

>>44791351
Please, anon, you can't disrupt an autists ritual and expect it to end well.

>>44791351
if i wanted to see a page worth of text about mommy's special boy i'd look at a caption

>>44791357
>post I don't agree with
>pull up randomly from list of boogeymen
Nice swing and miss, buddy.

>>44791351
>paint is yum
I mean, Kraken ink is pretty good.

>>44791357
I'm confused, I was saying that /vg/ is shit in my post, why would you bunch me up with them

>>44791376
David has done more for valkyrie than most men do for their wives.

>>44791372
Nah, I think I hit the mark. Go back to posting trash in your gacha general you little bitch.

>>44791376
>>>/vg/
MGQ is faggot shit.

>>44791373
Had a squid ink risotto once. Was kinda bland.

>>44791329
This caption will always have a special place in my heart. Peak monstergirl.

>>44791388
>peak
of the dumpster, sure. To anyone with taste it just ruins a perfectly good image with some loser's shitty text.

>>44791386
You should go back to spamming this thread with gacha again, this clearly isn't working as well as you think it is.

>>44791351
the captions tend to give me that skin-crawling feeling that ERP does

>>44791396
Oh, you wanted more.

>>44791408
flail all you want buddy. i'm not going to open it

>>44791405
>trying to deflect again
Nobody is fooled anymore, tranny. Your retarded gaslighting isn't going to work anymore.

>>44791417
Do you know what deflecting means? Are you aware that you're doing that just now?

You can tell how it's one of the raidfaggots from how he's completely unaware of the thread always disliking caption images. We already know there's more than one of them, because all the gatekeeper bogeymanning posts didn't get deleted yesterday when the jannies nuked the spammer.

>>44791434
It's the same guy but ip hopping.

>>44791260
An interesting thing I’ve heard is that mirrors were originally made out of polished silver. Silver was thought to be a sort of holy metal and thus that is why vampires don’t appear in them. Maybe with some more modern tech or other methods vampires would be able to look at themselves in the mirror.

>>44791427
You already played your hand you dumb nigger with trying to get some /vg/ general to raid us last night. You're not fucking smart and just going "no u believe my gaslighting" doesn't fucking work anymore you stupid faggot.

>>44791434
They're disingenuous as fuck, best to just call them a faggot outsider and make fun of them because they will NEVER act in good faith.

>>44791434
What's wong with captions that follow the spirit of MGE?

>>44791446
Everything. Take your shit to /trash/ or /d/ or wherever the fuck it goes instead of shitting this place up.

>>44791456
Anon what the fuck are you talking about? Are you okay? Did you drink enough water?

>>44791456
That's some autism you got there. Do you also go through every portfolio of an artist, searching for incriminating material before you post a good picture made by him/her?

>>44791436
The only ghosts you should be chasing are the big titty ones. The reality is that we're the most active monster girl fan community around and it draws in ritalin-addicted morons who would rather stomp their feet and shit themselves to make us adapt to them, rather than join one of the other quieter places.
I mean really, newfags butthurt about the strict thread culture are pretty much the part of /mgt/ culture

>go to bed
>see this
what do?

>>44791469
>mobilefaggot filename
>monster boy series
No wonder you're fine with abject fucking cancer.

>>44791475
Just because you have zero standards doesn't mean everyone does. Get fucked crossboarder.

>>44791498
Buy a threadmill and make her lose weight.

>>44791498
Call Obese-mofu-remover-800 and get this mountain of lard out of my house.

>>44791446
Nothing. Just ignore him or next week we can look forward to meltdowns for greentexts.

>>44791359
Would you rather not mate with them while bantering and teasing back, and watch them get slightly better behaved after each gentle and loving defeating by cock?

dragons are very romantic

she's ready for battle! The spiked tail is a dangerous weapon.

Good honeybee story just posted.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/50379154/chapters/127283527

>>44791516
I get where he's coming from, since the captions threads are on /trash/ and I don't need to explain to you what kinda place that is. But, I don't see the issue with anons going fishing in that sea of piss to catch the few good ones.

>>44791524
She's not going to spend two hours talking about logistics, is she?

>>44791530
Oh boy, some piece of shit fanfiction from a no name author. Go back to your discord you offboard faggot.

>>44791537
/trash/ is a fine place. I have fun there.

>>44791528
>>>/vg/
Begone faggot.

>>44791545
MGE has a game, allegedly. You should call that out more.

>>44791544
Stay there then nigger.

>>44791539
I am sorry but after sex you both will be going over plans to take over neighboring kingdoms. Then as you draw up the plans she will suck you off under the table, or you can eat her out while she draws them out, if you’re not one for drawing.

>>44791545
Assuming you aren't just responding to yourself, you desperately need to stop responding to bait, you are making the problem worse.

>>44791537
That describes most of the MG content anywhere though. We get new people who are learning, people who are genuinely awful and will never improve, some solid producers, and a few greats. Doesn't matter if it's art, greentexts, or stories.

>>44791543
What's the matter, mad that your shitpost thread got deleted and now you're trying to falseflag?

>>44791564
Responding or not doesn't do fucking shit when they can spend an entire night and today spamming the thread and making horseshit early ones like they just did all on their own.

>>44791518
Nope, i would much rather have her learn that throwing a fit doesn't get her anywhere.Only when she finally learns to be honest about her needs, i will reward her.

What would it be like to run an inn for adventurers with your trusty harpy barmaid?

>>44791530
>Wing Kink
bookmarked for later when I get back from work

>>44791576
>throwing a fit
But that's not what mesugakis do at all, their brand of acting out is a very different kind of naughtiness.

>>44791501
log off bro

>>44791581
>series full of used goods whores and tranny garbage
Leave.

>>44791571
See
>>44791545

>>44791581
Well eggs would be cheap. I would say that you have to deal with feathers getting in the food so you might be the one cooking while she does the serving or order taking.

>>44791530
>Honeybee
I can only hope there's nothing bad in it

>>44791589
Eat shit /vg/ tranny.

>>44791598
I like it a lot. Apparently a gift for Penywise or something. Hope to see more from him.

>>44791598
Ignore anon. He's been going after captions and writers all morning.

>>44791574
then stop responding

>>44791587
Guess the wording was a bit inexact, but i never really liked the mesugaki type, so i think it would be interesting to see what happens when you treat it like a genuine character flaw. Maybe an idea for a short prompt.

Remember, in these last days of summer into fall when the weather is just a bit too warm. It’s always good to cuddle up with a slime.

>>44791053
That sounds lovely. Having a lazy, calm, peaceful day like that is exactly is what I want to do with my kejourou wife.

>>44791604
>going after captions
Good, they're low effort garbage.
>writers
Outside of Murloc who is an obnoxious twitter faggot and deserves it who? The obvious falseflagging you probably did with the story for Pennywise? Fuck yourself.

>>44791631
Slimes always appreciate having a man to cuddle with, they don't like being cold.

Only two more months before foxes go apeshit. If you have a fluffy friend, it's high time to accelerate the relationship

Yetis have evolved, they've learned the dark art of sweaternapping

>>44791681
I hope your soul finds peace.

>>44791681
you're delusional. murloc is not in this thread, and it's pathetic that you're seething over something so forgettable

>>44791681
>It's not me! it's the nefarious flaseflagger!
Everyone sees through your bullshit.

>>44791530
>Come swallowing tag
Lel

>>44791708
>something so forgettable
Did murloc actually do something? This smells like anon just inventing a boogyman. I see the guy post in basically every story comments being really nice.

>>44791621
>i never really liked the mesugaki type
I'd say it depends to the degree of msgk, it's very cute and sexy nearer the lower end of the scale.

>scroll past all the autism yet again
>look for new pictures
>don't have to read retards yell into the void
Works every time.

>>44791694
i thought fox mating season was in february though?

>>44791751
Oni needs to cut back a bit. Why do they love their drink so much?

>>44791770
I like her pretty custom foxveil.

>>44791772
Baka ass Anon, that's clearly an orc.

>>44791770
Starts in december and ends in february. But it's all a ploy to get you to drop your guard, foxes are in heat all year round and it activates in the proximity of a compatible perspective mate.

>>44791766
Anon truly is smarter then the majority of us.

>>44791770
>bloodbag is lower than her hand
huh?

>>44791800
job twoja mać, cyka

>>44791792
now im confused! i thought it was the wolfus that started in december!

>>44791803
worst korea artist didnt provide any lore on his tweet.

>>44791749
To be fair, i don't have much experience with the trope, it's just for me it would seem like a very emotionally draining relationship

Korea should've been nuked off the face of earth.

Opinions on aliens?

>>44791530
Neat story, good luck with your future writing!

>>44791844
The character design pretty much speaks for itself. The bandages and bloodbag point to her being injured and recovering, but the fact it's just random bandages over large areas with no sign of burn marks or bruisings, and the bloodbag being used like an IV(on the back of her palm), and it being lower than both her heart and her hand dangling on her thigh is ironic. It makes it seems like she's faking an injury to atract a mate by having him take pity on her and seducing him while he takes care of her.
However, i would still walk into her trap completely aware.

>>44791884
Not mine, friendo. Go post your encouragement in his comments!

>>44791849
One of my favourite doujins has a loli level draining a guy. It's absolutely hot, but absolutely terrible for along term relationship unless you really like being mocked.

Bapho-chan is actually pretty chill when you get to know her. I'm glad she's my wife now.

>>44791885
sex

>>44791887
>free mofu
Wait a second... somethings not right here

>>44791887
its always endearing when foxes makes complete fools of themselves trying to catch a man. makes you just wanna go along with their schemes, just so you can see their adorable, beaming smiles afterwards.

>>44791921
Bicorns are a menace.
>Some snake probably

>>44791963
The only way a centaur can eat out her own horsepussy.

>>44791925
Don't forget the strong symbolism of an evil being trying to achieve an honest objective through harmlessly dishonest methods.
God i love foxes.

https://files.catbox.moe/2xvl93.jpg
I got another comm of my march hare wife. Even if I mess up, she always cheers me on.

>>44791987
Why is she not wearing any underwear under there?

>>44791737
NTA but I recall Murloc liked some faggy other stories like the ones about retards hating Mamano. The one named "Simple Man" comes to mind.

>>44791849
>it would seem like a very emotionally draining relationship
Truthfully, it would probably be exhausting to be married with a horny loli that's so high energy. The sweet spot would be the damn female kid as a girlfriend, so you can have the moments of intense sexual tension and fun together while having time to cool down in between.

When it comes to MGE, atleast my headcanon is that she would mellow out and resemble the demeanor of the profile girl of her species more over time. Probably.

>>44791997
For convenience.

>>44792012
He's also a faggot on twitter and got really assmad when you said his story was dogshit and made no sense.

>>44792013
>horny loli that's so high energy
Nothing incubisation and mating press can't fix. my sweetspot would be a loli that can be both sweet and cheeky in a playful manner

Watch out. It's some sort of dragon dinosaur thing!

>>44791971
im only afraid that they wont bother to trick me and just go take me straight away without any fun games.

I am NOT gay and your post does NOT arouse me AT ALL.

Convince her that you are not a slut.

>>44792013
I love lolis I want to marry one

>>44792124
ive saved myself for a Ryu.

>>44792124
Okay, fine, she can have a bite of my burger.
But just ONE bite.

>>44792058
>loli that can be both sweet and cheeky in a playful manner
A very good description of the more milder msgk type. Although when I think of something like a loli Dark Mage or Demon or such, it's a lot more difficult to imagine the "just purely comfy" types of moments that aren't sexually charged, since the romance would be very physical and the girl loves being cheeky and flirty.

>>44792124
Why? I don't even know this woman.

>>44792064
Don't worry anon, foxes love drama. They will court you for weeks and when you least expect it she will disapear leaving only an apology and some carefully laid out breadcrumbs for you to follow and find her again, finally reuniting to consumate the relationship.

>>44792124
Sluts can't be virgins.

>>44791530
This was really good

>>44792124
I can't. Not because I'm a slut, but because I can't talk to women.

>>44792168
Make sure you tell him that!

>>44791885
sexy ayy lmao alien women are only okay if they hurry up and make contact RIGHT NOW

>>44792159
Foxes like lots of things

>Scottish highland holsts

>>44792208
Trash art, kill yourself.

>>44792159
its my fault after all. if i really didnt want to chase her deep into the wilderness for days. then i should just have pushed her down during those first few weeks.

>>44792148
I think that will depend on their natural dispositions, although it is not hard to imagine a loli demon who is too innocent and honest with her contracts, instead of trying to sneakily trick you.

>>44792210
>pub full of highland Holst's, sheep, selkies and the odd whitehorn

Druella take me.

>>44792129
Same but the marrying can wait for later, being lovers doesn't have all the responsibilities.

>>44792225
Don't do that.
You'll make her pout.

>reality tv show where they put a dragon in charge of running a weather shrine and put a ryu in charge of terrorizing a number of villages

For what it's worth Dothog and Murloc, I'm really glad to see you still writing and I hope you continue. Not sure what anons agenda is, but I really enjoy both your stories. I also gave you (murloc) some feedback last week and I didn't get the feeling you're an asshole at all. Plus, you gave a commission to all the other writers despite the bullshit thrown at you.
Maybe I should get off my ass and give writing a try. Anon was talking about dark cupid the other day and that sounded fun...

>>44792246
she wont be pouting for long.

>>44792225
Why ruin the fun early when you can follow her lead in the theatrical performance that is the start of your relationship. Imagine the jealousy of her friends whenever she recounts your valiant efforts to find her.

You ever think about what species would an anime heroine monsterize into, while watching it?

>>44792057
I'm not the Murloc hating schzio but I definitely don't like Murloc either lmao.

>>44792256
You just have to ignore the drama to write here. Someone keeps trying to manufacture shit against all our writers but that's just something you deal with. I've never got a bad feeling from either of them and I'm pretty sure they're both smart enough not to respond to the garbage.

>>44792264
>Imagine the jealousy of her friends whenever she recounts your valiant efforts to find her.
she even has the nerve to have you visit and ask them about her whereabouts.
>call out for a fox
>she turns to you with a smug grin on her face
>"sniff sniff"
>her face turns deadpan as she smells her friends stench on you
>meanwhile you wonder if youve somehow offended her.

>>44792210
Extra hairy

Imagine accidentally calling your unmarried demon english teacher 'mom' in class

>>44792325
I will never write again from this threads actions.

>>44792350
You'll never find one that doesn't have hair over her eyes.

>>44792353
Imagine you keep having that dream where you're back in school but for some reason your teacher is always a centaur, which is weird because you don't remember any of your teachers being centaurs.

>>44792362
You could always just not post here. Plenty of decent stories are written by people outside the thread. Just look at the honeybee one today. Dodge the bullshit.
If you really want to post here, then you'll need a thick skin. Both DH and M have a lot of views and kudos so it's obvious that our resident fan doesn't speak for all of us or the fandom at large. And Magus gets more kudos and comments then we have in nearly a weeks worth of posters combined.

Need for a monstergirl with a fat cock

Well I wasn't expecting this

>>44792400
there's only a couple attention whore's who'd post something like that. we did good

>>44792400
It's also just a lot of effort for nothing.

>>44792365
All you can see is her warm smile

That famous mad hatter who owns the chocolate factory is giving it all away. You just have to find a chocolate bar with a golden ticket for a chance at winning

>>44792345
Anon, you were supposed to find her without help. Also, how did you get her friends stench on you if you only asked them questions?

>>44792400
That's them mick you're replying to you dumb faggot

>>44792410
No, it's a lot of effort to make the word we love just a little more real for a few moments. And we can share the joy with others.

>>44792226
>although it is not hard to imagine a loli demon who is too innocent and honest with her contracts, instead of trying to sneakily trick you.
Or one that acts as smug and seductive as you'd expect for fun but is honest in a cheeky way with her contracts, asking you for trivial things "in return" for sex.

>>44792441
Maybe, maybe not. But given the state of the threads I think it's something that should be said. Maybe there's a brand new author here right now who is on the fence. I want them to know that they have options and the crap here isn't indicative of the fandom as a whole.

>>44792441
It is. You are ungrateful.

>>44792457
>Maybe, maybe not
No, it's a definite yes you dumb retard. He's posted the EXACT same fucking reply every single time because he got zero votes during the writing contest and you're a fucking idiot for giving him a serious answer.

>>44792453
>asking you for trivial things
A demon asking a human is a rare thing to see. Usually they would try to artificially introduce a problem which they conveniently have a slution for, making you sign away whatever it is they want from you, which would be more fitting for a msgk.

>>44792496
Why are you so angry all the time?
As I pointed out, my words are applicable to other aspiring writers.

>>44792525
I don't give a flying fuck who your words are "meant" for if all you're doing is just giving further attention and validation to that irish fucking faggot.

>>44792438
you misunderstand, its the friend that got mad when she sees a potential husband approach, only to realize that hes already taken. though this might prompt her friend to leave just a little mark to let my future fox wife know that i cheated at her game. corrections will have to be made.

>>44791083
The monument of sins.

>>44792399
Why are they calling her a nightmare if it's always pleasant dreams I'm having about her?

>>44792555
they wanted to work in a mare pun

Is it rude to stare at a dragon's tail?

>>44792555
She's the mare of the night.

>>44791096
Speaking of that I want to make another one but don't know what to make.

Very comfy thread.

>>44792520
I can see a young Demon having the usual msgk behavior of being seductive, and teasing and taunting the man about wanting her. And once she's worked at it enough to make the man start consider if signing a contract is worth it to get her, she'll smugly present a small contract for full access to her body for the rest of the day or something like that and the price she's asking in return is something small and whimsical. In effect the contract is a big flirt and a reveal of how mutual the lust is, to finally push the man over the edge.

>>44792587
They tell you it's indecent but they never tell you to stop.

>>44792634
>nice artist
>one good image
typical
pic unrelated all these dragons are fantastic.

>>44792653
hag

>>44792653
this one is suppose to be paarthanax rights

>>44792668
Yup. Durnevhir is just as cute. You would summon her from her cursed existence right? She'll reward you with sex.

>>44792681
>You would summon her from her cursed existence right?
only for the two other words due to being a completionist, after that, probably not.

>>44792536
You're just as mentally ill as le spooky leprechaun.

>>44792681
>Dragons that rewarded me with sex:
Could this be the chance?

>>44791530
You better not show signs of being a faggot in any of your subsequent fics, Florida Man.

I want dragon to sneeze fire at me and then take responsibility.

>>44792835
>dragon fire hits you
>it hurts a bit
>she stops and panics
>voice in the sky shouts you break it you buy it
>she is married now.